February 18th, 2014

Delivery for Mr Oliver

That’s what they meant when they said he ‘got TV’.


71 Comments

  1. 1
    White Dee says:

    42″

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

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    • 2
      Bob says:

      Smaller screen the floods don’t look so bad

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      • 36
        Noah says:

        Why should insurance companies be expected to foot the bill for the outcome of EU directives and green lunacy. Send the bill to Brussels.

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      • 37
        Anonymous says:

        Well with a 42inch screen they can see just how bigger twats they look pratting about in their wellies and if the watch this they will see why we don’t believe the lying fuckers

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    • 14
      Fungi says:

      Not even plasma.

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    • 40
      Anonymous says:

      BUY BRITISH ?????????????????????

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      • 46
        Axe The Telly Tax & Religion &Kill All Eco-loons says:

        The only British (Anglo-Dutch) electronics company is Philips.

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      • 55
        non taxable pikey says:

        Ah, Samsung. Remember when Hesltini announced a big “new” CRT manufacturing facility in Jockland? Shed loads of public money went into it and Samsung set it up with all their old CRT making stuff, just at the same time as they showcased their first flat screen TV at a Tokyo trade fair. So, it is a British TV since we paid all of Samsung’s R and D costs.

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    • 60
      Cinna says:

      There is no apostrophe required in expenses. 0/10 see me.

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  2. 3
    Scottish Chav says:

    I’ve seen bigger Iphones!

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    • 24
      Handycock with a peg leg on says:

      I am watching a lot of TV lately as I am keeping my head down, as I am extremely ill and deserve sympathy, consideration and love. Boaz.

      http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/local/portsmouth-mp-to-remain-in-hospital-for-another-seven-to-10-days-1-5884447

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      • 43
        Grand Master, Grand Lodge, Great Queen Street says:

        I hope you are behaving yourself with the nurses Handy. Your Brothers from Grand lodge, the Libertine Lodge, Hampshire Constabulary and the CPS send their best wishes and hope you have a full recovery, although we really know that there is not very much wrong with you. Jahbulon.

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        • 64
          Portsmouth Liberal Democrat Councillors says:

          Come back soon Handy. We have no idea what is going on in the Council without you running it and your boys aren’t too happy too. We are lost without you, and, what do we do with all the asylum seekers pouring in to the city and the property developers trying to give us bungs?

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  3. 4
    Fanny with the tranny says:

    Nothing to watch but wall to wall shite!

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  4. 5

    Why not post the picture above?

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  5. 6
    Hey Jack, is it for you? says:

    It may have been delivered to the wrong address.
    42 inches.
    Colour.
    Does Dromey know?

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  6. 7
    I don't know says:

    They don’t make TVs like they used to – looks like it’s made of cardboard.

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  7. 8
    All the world says:

    Will he throw it over the gate if no one is at home?

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    • 18
      Yodel says:

      Nah, leave it in the bin.

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    • 68
      Sick Curity R Us says:

      How did the plods on the gate let a complete stranger in carrying an unidentified package, especially with all those little IRA bomblet letters last week? Is there a magic password – eg Plebs maybe?

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  8. 10
    John McKenzie says:

    They need the wide screen to see Alex Salmond.

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  9. 11
    Jack Dromey says:

    Perfect for watching my Wesley Pipes boxset.
    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0684969/

    My favourites are Gangland Cream Pie 26, Six in Me 2 and Mom’s Anal Gape Factory.

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  10. 12
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Larry ordered it on-line, 4 cases of line-caught tinned Blue Fin Tuna fillets to follow.

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  11. 15
    C.O.Jones says:

    Owen Jones is about to appear on Deal or No Deal !

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  12. 17
    Excalibur says:

    Laura K replacing Kirsty? The old girl looks like she needs to get the early pension form in.

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    • 62
      Cinna says:

      Kirsty is looking a little ragged around the edges these days.

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      • 69
        Sick Curity R Us says:

        For a decent wholesome lady like her, constantly being surrounded by kweers, pooofs and shirt lifters does take it toll eventually. Perhaps she’ll do us all a favour and fuck off back to Glasgow now.

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  13. 19
    Hoots! It's Clown says:

    A lot of chaps came to see my sink hole today.

    Also, there’s been some subsidence locally.

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    Jimmy says:

    Ah, that’s nowt. The EA get much bigger pressies than this daily to all their dozens of offices. They always seem to disappear though in the back boot of a managers car. Inside the EA (www.insidetheenvironmentagency.co.uk) really hasn’t uncovered the slightest of the shenanigans.

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  16. 27
    Just when you thought that 'money was no object' says:

    Are they not doing them cheap at A’rgos at the moment ?

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    • 41
      Axe The Telly Tax & Religion &Kill All Eco-loons says:

      That’s because they suffer from horrendous backlight bleed from the screen being distorted and generally sloppy build quality control, especially if it’s a PLS Side-lit LED.

      The Samsung’s suffer the worst of any LED TVs, that’s why they are having a massive clearance sale.

      If you want the best colour range and the best blacks and no light bleed problems then you can’t beat a plasma, but it’ll cost you :-)

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  17. 28
    The fall and rise of UKIP says:

    Tv Times

    8.00pm Terry And June
    8.30pm On the buses
    9.00pm The Professionals
    9.30pm George and Mildred
    10.00pm The News {with Richard Baker}
    10.30pm Sweeney
    11.30pm closedown

    It was shite. But it was all white.

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  18. 29
    ss says:

    British made ??????

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  19. 30
    Fat arsed lying fùckers says:

    Did the lazy Plod let the delivery man in through the main gate?

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  20. 31
    Andy says:

    Expenses not Expense’s. Moron tweets

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    • 56
      Socialism, my only sure Reward says:

      It’s Ejuakashun Darling. Fings could only get better innit.

      And You’ve got to admin they certainly have for me and slotty.

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  21. 32
    GlisteningLabia says:

    I refuse to read anything that includes a misplaced apostrophe.

    Get yourself an education. Maybe then we’ll give you the attention you deserve.

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  22. 34
    Rt. Hon Andrew Mitchell MP says:

    I’ll bet it’s for the coppers.

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  23. 35
    Ma­q­bo­­ul says:

    It’s not an iPad.

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  24. 38
    Don Cooper says:

    More public sector waste. They should buy the cheapest model possible/

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  25. 39
    Don't tell Diane you've run out of cakes! says:

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  26. 45
    IPSA says:

    Approved.

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  27. 49
    Bogging Bullying Cunts~BBC says:

    Same Auld Bogging Tricks on the BBC!

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  28. 51
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Lovely weather today …

    It’s Global Warming! We’re doomed but we can always pay more taxes eh.

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  29. 59
    A taxpaying pleb says:

    I got a new TV last year.

    I got up off my arse and earned the money to pay for it.

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  30. 63
    Rightallalong says:

    Just in time for Man City v Barcelona.

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  31. 65
    i don't need no doctor says:

    Didn’t know Samsung did Pizza.

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