February 17th, 2014

Rich’s Monday Morning View


  1. 1
    We KNOW liblabcon are liars.. we can hope UKIP less so. says:

    The wheel that squeaks. ..
    Gets the Lube!

  2. 2
    Fact says:

    Cobra Meeting Agenda Item — Sacking Smiffy for gross malpractice in giving £30,000 to Gay Pride March.

    Cobra Meeting Minute — Dave said he was shit scared of the Gay Mafia, although he could not comment on the reasons on the grounds of National Security. Therefore there was no possibility of sacking Smiffy.

  3. 3
    Yuk says:

    Does he hang around toilets?

  4. 4
    Dave says:

    I consider Smiffy to be a fine upstanding member of the Gay Community

  5. 5
    binka bonkoa says:

    The tax payer is the mug

  6. 6
    Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Immigrants, Criminals & other Wasters. says:

    These Quangos continue to waste the extortionate tax we have to pay but seem to have no purpose. The whole lot should be abolished and then let’s see what happens.

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    BC says:

    Smith. A word that signifies all that is wrong with the political elite.

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    Chris Smiff says:

    Not in Somerset cottages — bumsex is not so enjoyable when the boy keeps moaning that his feet are cold and wet.

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    Slimey Smith says:

    Our HQ is the greenest building in Britain. Money well spent, I’m sure you flood victims will all agree.

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    cornwall storms says:

    I see the EA and beeb are claiming that people who have not believed in AGW have been scared into believing by the floods.

    That’s wishful thinking to say the least.

    If these floods were evidence of agw why is it that Britain suffered the same sort of catastrophic floods in 1484 then again in the 16th Century and then again in the 18th Century and with much greater loss of life than we’ve suffered this time. What manmade interventions were causing the floods then?

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    Tosser Dave says:

    When I’m Prime Minister I’m going to have a bonfire of quangoes — hang on a minute — that was just another of my fucking lies.

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    cornwall storms says:

    What he is is a fine example of the worthless political troughing community

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    Ed Miliband says:

    We must as a nation, all unite behind this old Queen.

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    ron says:

    The straight, gay, transgender, intersex, cisgender, androgynous, etc etc EA staff have all been equally incompetent at dealing with the floods.

    It makes me proud to be British.

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    cornwall storms says:


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    Alan Duncan, Derek Laud, Crispin Blunt, Margot James, Ted Heath, Leo Britain, Mike Portakabin, Lord Boothby says:

    No gayers in our party, duckie! Us right wingers are all straight. Only lefties are poofs.

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    Don’t insert factual information into the Greenie narrative. You’ll spoil the story for them. In all those cases, it was an angry Gaia wreaking revenge upon mankind for the sin of merely existing.

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    What was Dave thinking of? says:

    The gay faces of Labour. Bryant, Smith, the Eagle Sisters and Mandelson. And Dave made them his number one priority?

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    Anonymous says:

    Lube? Why do you think he’s called ‘Lard’ Chris Smith?

  20. 20
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    I shaved my pubes, as a result I think I am walking faster.

  21. 21
    Rev Flowers says:

    I could fancy Lard Chris Smith.

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    Sir William Wayde says:

    We are being diverted to a silly story about mugs, when the real problems are the Environment Agency’s crackpot theories, its contempt for ordinary people and its administrative obesity.

  23. 23
    Uncle Monty, aka Revd Flowers says:

    Ed Balls was always very cooperative, whatever the weather…

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    Guardian reader says:

    Britain was hideously white and mono cultural then and also not in the EU. It was racist, sexist, homophobic and that’s why there were floods. You can’t control me, I read the guardian and that practically makes me a scientist. We need more immigrants to make sure we have no more floods. We have 400,000 per year but we call that ‘normal’ and campaign for more.

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    Cost-of-Labour-crisis says:

    He wishes.

  26. 26
    Jimmy Savile says:

    Now then, now then, what’s all this then ?

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    Shock, Horror, how could you say such a thing! says:

    There’s a campaign (again) to get ‘curvier’ women into the fashion scene. I imagine they will be displaying the clothes on ‘fatwalks’, strengthened of course. But surely ‘elfnsafety’ will ban it, danger to watchers in case of a trip, the collateral damage could be considerable.

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    Andy Coulson's monkey says:

    The institute of right wing made-up-olgy recently discovered that those people who persistently make so called gay jokes are usually gay themselves. In fact the institute found more comments about gay sex on this blog than on any gay website like Pink News.

    The institute coined the following maxim:
    Prove you are not gay by obsessively talking about gay sex.

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    Dr Freud says:

    It’s called denial. Some teenage posters are trying to suppress their inner urges with anti-gay rantings on here.

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    Stone wall, dry wall or wet wall ? says:

    Chris Smith is a fat fuck whose fingers are a little bit too light in the till.

    Very simply, an incompetent thief.

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    Karl Popper says:

    The denial argument is invalid as it is circular.

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    BC says:

    Oh do f**k off. If you spent less time thinking about bum sex you might all be more efficient human beings.

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    Reality says:

    So you mean we should be looking much more closely at the 11,000 mugs that work for Smith, or the 70 million mugs who are funding these idiots ?

    Hmm… the mug narrative may be more powerful than it at first appears.

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    C.O.Jones says:

    Well that’s it, If you cannot get your BMI into a healthy range then we need to change people’s perception of beauty.

    Now, about those 6,000 calories a day you throw down your gullet, please continue doing so. A PR campaign to make you attractive should work!

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    Tosser Dave says:

    Faeces of Labour

  36. 36
    Waynetta Bennyfit says:

    ‘ere — oo u callin’ self indulgent

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    Get over it says:

    Gays are genetic mutants

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    David T says:

    The SNP saying that rUK not wanting to enter a currency union amounts to “laying down the law to Scotland” is hilarious.

    Agreed, it plays well to the home audience. Scottish nationalism is all about having a chip on your shoulder. So is most Scottish identity.

    In the middle classes, who don’t tend to go on the terraces, that’s because all the most successful Scots leave the country, mainly for London, leaving the losers behind.

    (I’m not talking about people in sectors where you get a brass plate because you and your father are both freemasons, and then watch the money roll in from public-sector contracts or professional monopolies. Those guys stay in the auld country. But deep down inside, they know they’re pathetic. That’s why most of them are Calvinists.)

    HOWEVER, the begging to enter a currency union with rUK does NOT go down well with the ratings agencies and in Basle! (Another illustration that all the clever Scottish PR guys are in London.) You’re supposed to NEGOTIATE treaties with foreign countries, Alec. You’re not supposed to say they’re LETTING YOU DOWN by not signing what you want. Grow up! Don’t say “Oh please England, won’t you wipe our arses?” It’s pathetic.

    If Scotland couldn’t get away with printing its OWN “scotto” currency – for the simple reason that nobody would buy it, because they’ve got so few assets to back it with – who on earth would want them in a currency union? Nobody.

    They couldn’t afford to peg the scotto to the GBP or EUR either, for exactly the same reason.

    If they go independent, they’ll have 2 choices:

    1) Use the GBP as a foreign currency, the same way as Ecuador uses the USD. But the comparison stops there. Ecuador gets a lot of USD coming in (per the size of its economy) from US retirees. All Scotland gets is a few Germans, US citizens and Belgians on shooting weekends. Doesn’t matter that some of them are bankers. Putting “Ecosse” and “Skottland” on car bumpers hardly makes Scotland an internationally happening place. It isn’t. It never will be. It’s too dour and too cold.

    2) Print scottos. Players on the main derivatives bourses will then go absolutely mental to short the country. They’ll be borrowing scottos wherever they can find them, and selling them short. I’d give the currency about 2-3 weeks.

    Oh – and don’t forget – there won’t be any £85K-per-account Financial Services Compensation Scheme covering Scotland.

    I also know of no parallels where polls inside a small country that might split away show a majority for staying in the existing union, and polls in the rest of the union show a majority in favour of it splitting away. How many people in Scotland actually know that?

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    David Cameron, bumsex marriage says:

    Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today in the presence of these witnesses, to join these two arse-holes in matrimony, which is commended to be honorable among all men; and therefore is not by any to be entered into gently or lightly, but violently, publicly, buggery and sodomy. Into this holy estate these two arse-holes present now come to be joined. If any person can show just cause why they may not be joined together, they will be prosecuted for hate speech and r’aped.

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    C.O.Jones says:

    Morning Waynetta. How i̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶b̶u̶s̶i̶n̶e̶s̶s̶ ̶p̶l̶a̶n̶ are the kids this morning?

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    Anonymous says:

    Sky 2 did a 1 hr programme on the floods last night not one mention of dredging
    the rivers just a opinion of their reporters but you might as well said we are in favour of EA as its climate change and the goverments fault.pathetic report.

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    the general public says:

    A bit off message, but are we seeing the results of a Dave “deal” with Borosso coming to fruition……”I will make sure there is no UK vote on an in-out of the EU if you tell those pesky Scots they can’t join the EU”….

    Maybe I’m getting too cynical in my old age?

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    Anonymous says:

    walking or wanking?

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    Gawd Help Us says:

    The 1484 model of the Ford Focus was particularly high in fuel consumption but by the 16th Century had somewhat improved I believe.

  45. 45

    It’s raining.

    Bugger all these homosexualists.

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    C.O.Jones says:

    If you managed to get the tribe to school on time for the first time this month – I have two things to say to.
    First – congratulations!
    Second – it’s half term this week!

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    politics of poofs says:

    Yes, I know, it’s ridiculous. It’s like with two poofs or lesbians adopting a child. The main discourse is about how they should be allowed to, because they want to.

    Nobody would get any funding to research the effects on the children, which are obviously detrimental because they don’t learn in a deep way from home experience about male-female interplay, growing up, and the family.

    Nor is any scribbler able to say in the mainstream media that ‘doing what you want’ isn’t the right basis for the psychological advance that occurs in a human being’s head when they become a parent in the context of a stable heterosexual relationship with the other parent. Mustn’t stay stuff like that. You’ll be called the new Hitler.

    And of course no-one would get funding to study what makes poofs into poofs in the first place. The dominant line is that it’s like the colour of someone’s skin – outside of their control and not the result of any influences they’ve experienced. Don’t try to help them. Everyone do what they want. What sick times we live in!

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    F**k the LibLabCon (Guido stole my handle) says:

    Not at all, it seems the powers that be are all moving in unison to stop a Scotxit in it’s tracks.

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    Ah! wonder says:

    Some people are twats, and I can’t get over how they rise to the top.

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    Cinna says:

    Gives a whole new meaning to “putting your finger in the dyke”.

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    Ah! suspect says:

    White Dee is going to model fridges.

  52. 52
    LibLabCon Hypocrites says:

    Talking of toilets, Chris Huhne was just on the Toady programme this am spouting his usual swivel eyed eco loon green propaganda.

    As predicted many times on this site, the BBC are still paying him and ensuring his rehabilitation into the establishment is complete.

    How many other convicted criminals does the taxpayer funded BBC give a mouthpiece to ?

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    harry smith says:

    I thought it was impossible to be too rich or too cynical.

    But in this case I think the answer is no – because nobody (e.g. the Krauts) would want the Jocks in the eurozone (which is more important than the EU). The Krauts are wiping enough Irish economic arses as it is.

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    Dredge the rivers says:

    That Sky report was so biased I thought I was watching the BBC by mistake.
    Only prominence given to climate change theorists,no balance or coverage
    of the sceptics.No context of historical floods or changing weather patterns.
    The climate change lobby is blatantly using the suffering of flood victims to
    hammer home their discredited theories.

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    No, they are perverts.

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    Chris Huhne's mum was a Canadian whore says:

    Yes – it is a complete mystery…

  57. 57
    F**k the LibLabCon (Guido stole my handle) says:

    Study finds that while gay men share a similar genetic make-up, it only accounts for 40 per cent of chance of a man being homosexual.


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    Anonymous says:

    I think Scotland would be equally successful using Bitcoin.

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    Handycock whipping it out says:

    The taxpayer is always the mug. I see the media are after my successor Gerald Vernon Jackson now, who I brought in to Portsmouth to succeed me as he had the right CV; he had to resign from Newbury Council for corruption, is a member of the Lodge and is married to a man. Just the sort of quality Liberal Democrat Portsmouth needs. Boaz.


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    Anonymous says:

    White Dee and Black Dee are like the 2 faces of Labour.

  61. 61
    Guardian says:

    Nick Clegg hints at possible coalition deal with Labour in 2015

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    Cornish pasty says:

    So if the Environment Agency had spent less time and tax-payers money distributing
    childish mugs and sponsoring Gay Pride events, would they have had more time and tax-payers money to spend on dredging the rivers and shoring up coastal defences?

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    There is no free press in the UK anymore, and broadcasters are regulated says:

    It is perhaps worth reminding oneself of the reality of what you are watching / reading, before switching on the TV or picking up a newspaper…

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    Greg the Dyke says:

    Parliament is hideously pink.

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    just asking says:

    In the event of Scottish independence, will the Scots have to fund their bits of the BBC?

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    F**k the LibLabCon (Guido stole my handle) says:

    Sociopaths often do.

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    Southern Softy says:

    Dave should give him the elbow now and soldier on without a majority. Cleggy is a little Hunt and will lose his seat in 2015 – I don’t even give a shit that it will be to Labour. He’ll them be off to gravy train in Brussels.

    HE’S A Hunt!

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    Anonymous says:


  69. 69

    26% of Americans appear to believe that the sun orbits the earth.

    The same as the proportion of Brits who think a Labour government would be the best at managing the UK’s finances.

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    C.O.Jones says:

    Seems that Nick is happy being the bridesmaid. Some aspiration for a politician.

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    nothing changes says:

    I was taught as a child that the Libs liked to ” run with the hare and hunt with the hounds”.

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Yes, the bone idle benefit scroungers down South are shitting bricks at the thought of an independent Scotland.

    Without the tax revenue of Scottish oil,gas & whiskey the rest of the UK will have to actually start exporting something of value, otherwise they are fucked :-)

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    BBC News and Propaganda Unit says:

    Ed Balls is an economic genius.

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    F**k the LibLabCon (Guido stole my handle) says:

    I read that story yesterday cat, unbelievable!

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    Mike from Portsmouth South says:

    It’s like they belong to some sort of secret club that does favours and covers up any shady activities.

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    The Eleventh Earl of Marr says:

    So Nick has worked out that people like me (ex Tory party member who voted Lib Dem in 2010) are strongly considering voting Labour – as being the party that is likely to do least damage to this nation.

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    hang about.. says:

    Will there be any Lib Dem MP’s left or will they all have been banged up for perjury,fraud or sexual offences?

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    How can you have a coalition with a party with no MPs :-)

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    F**k the LibLabCon (Guido stole my handle) says:

    Good point.

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    Ulan Bator says:

    Clegg is already stabbing his coalition partners in the back – surely he’s the last person Labour would want to go near?

    Devious, unprincipled, sly.

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    C.O.Jones says:

    It’s the thought that counts.

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    Cast Iron Dave says:

    You’ll all be laughing on the other sides of your faces when you are stood at the standpipes filling your kettles come April.

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    To condem small defenceless children into this ‘ lifestyle ‘ of filthy unhygienic ‘sexual ‘
    practice and then pass it off as normal behaviour is possibly the ultimate in child abuse!

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    Jimmy says:

    No, not UKIP. Keep up.

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    Climate Change Expert says:

    I am 80% confident that there is a possibility that maybe we are right.

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    Dave Blobby says:

    Labour will have a working majority at the next election, and anyway, would be politically stupid to do any deal with the discredited Liberal Democrats and their duplicitous leader

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    Lennox Karl Anthony Da Silva says:

    Is that why he has a wife who looks like a boy?

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    Anonymous says:

    Was there not a Welsh Tudor King on the thrown, must have been caused by all that eating and flatulence with record levels of wife consumption.

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    The BBC will be closed down in an independent Scotland.

    No more Eastenders or shitty repeats.

    Another reason to vote for YES in September :-)

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    Jeremiah says:

    That sounds as if that is from personal experience.

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    Casual Observer 6 says:

    The nationalists I suspect were under the impression that they could ‘coin it’ as others have, by exiting and re-entering the EU via independence.

    Am not sure they are really that bothered about the £, but they are concerned about talk of how debts built up by the UK would be shared. S’cotland is a debtor nation, and its biggest problem is that it does not have enough resource to cover those debts.

    EU cannot afford S’cottish independence as that would create major problems in S’pain and with S’erbia. I’taly can also be added into the mix.

    S’cotland did have good political ties with South G’erman political parties, but their contacts were voted out of office the other year. The ongoing deterioration of G’erman finance also would have rendered any ‘deal’ drawn up between the two which was contingent on S’cotland becoming independent void now.

    If S’cottish people truly desire independence then they should go for it. However, the price of independence will be high in the short to medium term, not because of petty opposition, but purely because they will need to independently establish a credible currency, banking system and industry capable of servicing the debt which they currently own outright, and which will be transferred from England upon leaving.

    That should not be a barrier, as after independence they should be able to negotiate on more level terms with others, but must not be fooled into believing that those terms will be lower than they have now as on their own they simply do not have that much to offer.

    The concern for England should be national security. After the vote, whichever way that turns out, the possibility of S’cottish born terrorism our side of the border will be increased.

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    ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

    If memory serves, Gordo B did quite well out of the 2007 floods politically. He was seen as rather capable.

    I’m reminded, although on a far small scale, of what US commentators said about Bush and Obama’s different reponses to New Orleans and Hurricane Sandy.

    Basically, if you put people in charge of the state who are fundamentally hostile to the existence of the sate, the state will fail on their watch.

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    C.O.Jones says:

    Yes, like the deal for PR in 1997 with Tony Blair.

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    Casual Observer 6 says:

    I meant of course that their negotiating terms would be lower than they are now as an independent S’cotland simply does not have as much to offer.

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    Mine d'Boggles says:

    I really enjoyed this bit in #24: “I read the guardian and that practically makes me a scientist”. Well said.

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    Alan Duncan, Derek Laud, Crispin Blunt, Margot James, Ted Heath, Leo Britain, Mike Portakabin, Lord Boothby says:

    The Tory party can proudly say we’ve never had any woofters in our ranks. We’re all straight shooters.

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    Graham says:

    You’ve missed at least another 100.

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    All this nonsense from the eco-loons that “the science is settled” on man-made climate change.

    For nearly two thousand years the science was settled that the Earth was he centre of the universe and that the Sun & planets orbited it and anyone who said otherwise was a heretic and burned at the stake.

    Then along came Copernicus & Galileo and the rest as they say is history, just like the Ptolemaic model :-)

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    Jeremiah says:

    They are raising the Thames Barrier again, now that stops sea water proceeding up the Thames but is going to stop all that lovely Surrey, Berkshire and Worcester entering the dump called Londonistan? Never mind The Two Fawkes will put everything right you cann’t just leave it to Dave.

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    Cardinal Biggles says:

    “A Welsh Tudor king on the thrown” you say. Where did he land?

    Anyway, Henry Tudor did not win the crown from Dicky of York until 1485.

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    O says:

    It’s ok for Muslims to demand the don’t want to work near or serve people pork or alcohol for cultural and religious reasons.

    Yet if someone says they don’t want to work with someone with HIV like Lord Smith for health and personal reasons, all hell would break lose.

    Now i’m not homophobic, I had my experimental stage like everyone else and decided I liked women thats why i’m laughing at this irony.

    As a disillusioned left winger you can’t help but get disillusioned and laugh at the picking and choosing and naked hypocrisy within the movement.

    Since when did cultural and religious reasons triumph over health and personal reasons, why does the left say ones ok and the others not.

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    Dr Johnson says:

    “The noblest prospect which a Scotchman ever sees, is the high road that leads him to England!”

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    Cheesepope says:

    You win this week’s prize for the zaniest comment — and it’s only Monday morning!

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    Lennox Karl Anthony Da Silva says:

    Least damage??? Short memory, my son!

  106. 106
    Hyacinth Bucket says:

    Is Andrew Pierce married to a man?

  107. 107

    A majority that with luck, will evaporate with the referendum in Scotland!

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    They could have their own show on the BBC “The Black & White Dee Show” :-)

  109. 109
    Lennox Karl Anthony Da Silva says:

    Simply because it suits them!

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    Dave Likes a Big One Up the Arse says:

    Wait till you see the new Tory Party sponsored but plug! I’m wearing my now!

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    Hyacinth Bucket says:

    Give the cups to the people of Somerset to use for bailing out water.

  112. 112
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    That was written long before they discovered oil off the Scottish coast :-)

  113. 113
    Diane Abbot says:

    WACIST !!!

  114. 114

    No doubt the first hosepipe bans of the summer will be in Somerset

  115. 115

    The first hosepipe bans of the summer will of course be in Somerset

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    Mr. Realistic says:

    Dead right. Gay adoption was introduced, with indecent haste (no pun intended), just to assist the gay lobby’s fight to make their lifestyle look normal. I feel so sad for the innocent kids thrown into this weird, volatile lifestyle. Imagine the bullying they will get at school;and they will! Worse still, the aspect no one will openly debate, the increased (?) chances of abuse – not that such a trend would ever be admitted or reported, as it would take second place to gay ‘rights’.

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    Cinna says:

    Unfortunately the vast majority of the popu;at ion are incapable of doing that. That is what all these snake oil salesmen depend on.

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    A majority that with luck, will evaporate with Scottish independence.

  119. 119
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

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    An awkward bastard says:

    I hear you say you are not homophobic.

    However if you were homophobic would you be afraid to express the fact.

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    Tom Catesby says:

    Could we get Smith and his gayer friends to use these mugs to bail out the flooded houses? Or more seriously shouldn’t we be asking the public auditor to consider the use of public money for such purposes as not proper use?

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    Cinna says:

    I might, in that case, reluctantly consider emigrating to Scotland.

  123. 123

    If £90,000 has been stolen surely it’s a matter for the police, not a parliamentary committee?

  124. 124
    Tom Catesby says:

    Clegg is a bloody disgrace and should resign. This however whould require a level of moral courage, self respect and most importantly respect for the public I do not believe, like many of his kind, he has got.

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    A Parliament of Homos says:

    Never mind about all female shortlists at Westminster. If they really want to reflect society at large then they need to introduce all hetrosexual shortlists.

  126. 126
    Ed Davey says:

    I recently gave £15m of your money to cattle ranchers in Colombia, the world’s 30th richest country, to help cut flatulence in cows. And there is fuck all you plebs can do about it.

    Thanks for caring.

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    Jeremiah says:

    The Cons seem to have their fair share of Gays, most in the closet, marriages of convenience etc, don’t forget Dave wanted to push “gay marriage” through, they had legal partnership why legal “gay marriage”, interesting not a lot of dissent from the Cons in the vote. At least Rodrigo Lanzol y de Borja and his various offspring were straight but they did have other nasty foibles, especially Cesare Borgia who along with his pals had a habit of getting rid of anyone they didn’t like in the Tiber. Initially a priest being the 3rd son of Rodrigo, then daddy created him a bishop until one of his older brothers died then left the priesthood, he was the inspiration for the novel “the Prince” which was reputed to be Maggies favourite read.

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    LKatest EA issue Sandbag says:

  130. 130
    Hugh Janus says:

    Any bets on how long it will be before the equally odious McShame will be in their pay too?

  131. 131

    Ed Davey wants to spend our money to help stop cows farting in Colombia.

  132. 132
    Tom Catesby says:

    Is that the same 26% who believe the earth was made in six days?

  133. 133

    Any body who is truly ‘homophobic’ should seek help , a ‘phobia’ implies a fear, when in reality, despite the protestations of the Guardian reading classes, most people react with a mixture of revulsion and disgust when the lurid details of these bizarre ‘ sexual ‘ practices are mentioned.

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    Oh my god , bovine but plugs !!!!!

  135. 135
    Universe in Mo0tion says:

    In the grand scheme of things, the Sun does orbit the Earth. Takes a very long time though.

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    politics of poods says:

    And what preconceptions were brought to that ‘study’? How would a gay gene be selected for? It’s obviously not adaptive. It cannot possibly be adaptive.

    Forty percent, shmorty percent. I note that the Telegraph couldn’t bear not to write that “scientists say it could still be possible to develop a test to find out if a baby was more likely to be gay.”

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    Cinna says:

    I confess the current practice of “normalising” deviant behaviour is abhorrent.
    In nature the prime motivational force is the procreation of the species. That would be considered “normal”. Behaviour other than that deviates from the normal and, in that case, is “deviant” by definition.

    On a personal level I am only glad that homosexual behaviour is still optional. Although I’m not sure how long it will be before it becomes obligatory under threat of legal sanctions for those who do not indulge.

  138. 138
    Tom Catesby says:

    I am not famous among my aquaintances as a fan of Mandelson, but he rose a little in my critical estimation after the last G.E. when the limpdicks came slithering round to do a deal with labour and were shown the door by mandy and others.

  139. 139
    Hugh Janus says:

    And there’s probably a joke or two to be had from the word ‘manhole’ too, although I’m too busy pumping to think of them….

  140. 140
    Ed Davey says:

    I am sending the cows to Roedean firstly to learn better manners.

    The LibDems are the party that look after cows from birth to burger.

  141. 141
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    Ed Davey is the next major fraud case and public resignation waiting to happen.

    Once Yeo is finally laid to rest, Davey’s neck is next on the chopping block.

  142. 142
    Jeremiah says:

    All those that seem to be in jobbies for life constituencies when they leave the HoC are given life peerages, and then dive head first in to the chairmanship of one quango or another. Just watch after the next GE. Surely quangoes were developed origianally as government departments, usually overlooked by someone who hadn’t a clue but looked good, They are no longer government departments but still overlooked by someone who hasn’t a clue, ex politicos. The guys that matter are the ones on the ground engineers, and the guys that do the dirty work, not someone stuck in an ivory tower.

  143. 143
    Tom Catesby says:

    The EUSSR gravy train is the single reason why Clegg is desperate to shun a referendum on membership. A top paid non-job looms for himself and wife after his gang of scumbags is crushed into oblivion in 2015.

  144. 144
    Even more contversial says:

    White hetrosexual shortlist?

  145. 145
    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    Don’t tell me, the reason you haven’t Dave is its impossible to light the bonfire when its underwater and the matches are wet!

  146. 146
    Anonymous says:

    This is the first time I agree with the eco loons. Climate change DID cause the floods.

    Climate change is a political policy not a reality. They have fully bought into this future prediction, (nothing better than tarot cards) that they went out and changed how they dealt with rivers.

    So the government policy of climate change was the cause.

    At no time did the weather sign up to these policies and simply carried on as it has always. In the end there has to be a recognition that the flood areas in Somerset were created and are maintained by floods. They must also understand that in 1900 there were very few records of rainfall. These being near centres of population and did not cover the extreme rain fall in the surrounding hills. Due to the stupidity of the averaging that the Met office does, the figures can never show significant cloud events in localized areas due to the different tracks of the storms. So the EA build dams that can only cope with “average” high flows.

    Why did Sheffield, Hebden Bridge etc. not flood this year? It is all down to the belief of averages and models. The models have no information on real extremes.

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    Jeremiah says:

    Hello sailor

  148. 148
    Tom Catesby says:

    I know members of the Labour party(sorry!) who have said their party cards will be sent back to Millibore if such a pact is formed.

  149. 149
    Union ? What Union ? says:

    AND at Bosworth Richard was actually winning and Henry was losing until Stanley who was sitting on the sidelines on Ambion Hill decided that he’d get a better deal if his stepson was on the throne and supported the usurping Tudors

  150. 150
    Don Talk-Shit says:

    (Sorry – a good rant is no excuse for poor spelling… And that’s another thing!)

  151. 151
    Union ? What Union ? says:

    The negotiations with the SNP over independence and the legislation will tie up the Commons and Lords for months. You can expect that the Tories in both Houses will introduce loads of amendments to the legislation so Miliband will be tied up for the whole 10 months May 2015 to March 2016 when Scotland become independent that no other legislation will progress very much. We’ll also have the satisfaction of Labour being blamed by both the nationalists and unionists for the whole sorry mess.

    With the Act of Independence all Labour, LibDEm and SNP MPs at Westminster representing Scottish Constituencies will be immediately disbarred and Miliband will either have to cobble together a colaition with the odds and sods of the LibDems remaining or govern as a minority government or resign. All the time the pound will be tanking and the recovery stopped

  152. 152
    Jeremiah says:

    Of course the big exception is Londonistan and a few other port cities, even in the late forties outside cities, it was very rare to see a coloured faces or hear foreign lanuages, that has all changed now!

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    Prof G Uspur says:

    Rubbish, The Floods flooded the Flood plains. Nowt to do with a changing climate, which in this case was the weather.

    Full responsibility must be assumed for the humans stupid enough to live on land that the river takes over in time of flood.

  154. 154
    Hugh Janus says:

    Precisely. And while they are at it, perhaps they would like to establish how the relatively simple matter of using an allowance to fund her parents’ home should have taken 15 months to sort out. Too much long grass about? Time we got out the mower.

  155. 155
    Jeremiah says:

    How many bastards have been on the throne of England since the Norman conquest, at least 2 but they legitimised themselves, marvelous what you can do when king.

  156. 156
    politics of poofs says:

    The international propaganda in favour of gay marriage is interesting. It’s in terms of tide: reference to ‘the 18th country to introduce gay marriage’, etc. They don’t talk about the vast majority of countries in the world which don’t allow it and probably never will.

    The propaganda also says that if you oppose gay marriage then you are probably a religious fundamentalist. One poll asked people to select from three possibilities: a) pro gay marriage, b) anti gay marriage because it’s against God’s law, and c) anti gay marriage because it’s not in accordance with the Bible.

    There was no option saying anti gay marriage because it’s bad for children and society.

    Clearly we are not supposed to think about what’s good for children and society. We are offered the choice of ‘everyone do what they want’ or mediaeval style theocracy.

    There are also many articles filed from Russia and Poland suggesting that anti gay marriage means beating up gay men in the street and even torturing them. That is absolutely ridiculous. The vast majority of people in Russia oppose gay marriage for good social reasons and would neither engage in nor support such violent attacks.

    There was even a ridiculous article in the Guardian by Priyamvada Gopal, a journalist of Indian origin, who argued that the Indian authorities should tear up their constitution just so as to legalise homosexuality, and that not to do so was to be servile to ‘colonialism’. Surely some mistake?

    How can anyone type such rubbish? She’s a fellow at Cambridge, so I assume she knows that she was arguing that there should be ordinary law, constitutional law, and then, above the constitution, there should be the super super-law which says that men who bugger other men and suck their penises should be treated the same way as normal men in all circumstances. I mean even if someone is in favour of the gay tide, they should be able to have the honesty to admit that the source of the international gay movement, of the international push for gay marriage, is in the western world. Sure, some gays want to support their brothers in Zimbabwe, but the source of the lobby, of the PR, is in the west. It is psychological warfare if ever I’ve seen it.

  157. 157
    Jeremiah says:

    Parliament is full of people who think they know what they are doing but haven’t really got a clue

  158. 158
    Jeremiah says:

    Boothby, wasn’t he knocking off Mac’s wife, a right old letcher

  159. 159

    And UKIP on the rise !

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    No it doesn’t. The Sun orbits the Solar System barycentre, as do all Solar System bodies, which lies within the body of the Sun itself and it also orbits the galactic centre every 250 million years.

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  162. 162
    Rightwinggit says:

    In British waters.

  163. 163
    Mandelscum says:

    Too right. We’d fucked the economy and the best policy was to sit on th opposition benches whining while the tories tried to fix it shackled by the limp dems.

  164. 164
    Mandelscum says:


    I’m a chump

  165. 165
    My 2d worth says:

    ….. and fried Mars bars and Buckie!

  166. 166
    Harridan "the beard" Harman says:

    How about all state-sector-schooled-and-not-related-to-politicians shortlists?

  167. 167
    My 2d worth says:

    Silly buggers! Why waste the stamp money? Just tear the bloody things up or shove them through the shredder. Remind them to cancel the direct debits too.

  168. 168
    Mlle Guillotine says:

    Why wait? We have lots of spare chopping boards lying around.

  169. 169
    RWG says:

    The oil’s in British waters!

  170. 170
    Jeremiah says:

    Union ? What Union ?, very true he felt slighted by Richard who administered the north of England during his brothers regien over a castle near Carlisle. Would, on that tack, would William of Normany (the Bastard) actually have succeeded in his invastion if Harold’s brother Tostig and Harald Hardrada not invaded the north forcing Harld to march north to Stamford Bridge and fight a pitched battle then march back down south. Only very shortly after, a matter of a few days, the Normans were invading, if after the first repulse of the Norman knights. if his men had done as they were told, not break their lines, the battle of Hastings might have had a very different outcome.

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    hang about.. says:

    Can they repay all the money we spent
    bailing out their failing banks?

  172. 172
    Pliny the Welder says:

    I don’t know about that, Jeremiah… There’s 600 ish bastard commoners in the HoC who have legitimised themselves as well.

  173. 173
    how about says:

    The police must seize that money.

  174. 174
    Jeremiah says:

    “administrative obesity” managers, managers, managers, Sir Bill that is the trouble with this country, everyone wants to be a manager and they are empire building, it’s just the folkes that actually do the job that get made redundant, when that happens why so many managers, oh I get it they use outside contractors to do the dirty work.

  175. 175
    John Bellingham says:

    The word “Homophobia” irritates me every time that I hear it.
    Those who spent ages over nasty Latin words at school will well be aware that “homo” from the Latin–rhyming with Perry Como, relates to Man and “Homo”– from the Greek–rhyming with Tommo, relates to “The Same”– so Homo Sapiens means “wise man” and Homogenous (pron. hommogenous) means evenly mixed and Homosexual (pron Hommosexual) means same sex interests.

    “Homophobia”, usually pronounced in the Latin style, is supposed to indicate fear of, or dislike of Homosexuals.
    It is a silly made-up ignorant expression. If someone who dislikes women is a misogynist and someone who dislikes humanity is a misanthrope and a dislike of men is misandry, then to follow the convention a dislike of homosexuals would require a Greek word meaning bum-bandit.
    The problem is that Greeks who know a lot about such stuff and had different words for the various things that poufs do to each other–one for the doer, one for the receiver, one for the sucker, one for the suckee and so on.
    There is a Greek word– ανώμαλος–anomalos that could apply to homosexuals of all techniques, but it can also mean to pervert, as in the course of justice. Possibly the best choice would be Σόδομα–Sodoma, understood in almost every language, but using that word someone who found that act offense would be a Misodist or maybe a sodophobe.
    My favourite is ἀρσενοκοίτης– arsenokoites, which, surprisingly, comes from ársēn, a male, and koítē, a bed, but this is really for the Bugger not the Buggee, but to admit to being a misarsenist, works well and gives the opportunity to show the ignorance of people who didn’t go to school.

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    Jeremiah says:

    What is wrong with 38-28-34, I don’t think Fawkes would complain about those figures, they look ok to me. On the other hand you aren’t one of those who prefers 56-34-36?

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    blog regular says:

    You should try reading the posts you want to reply to.

  178. 178
    Jeremiah says:

    In my day used to dream of Sophia Loren, not the likes of Boy George etc

  179. 179
    Sally says:

    Not as big as my Clinton.

  180. 180
    Al Jolson says:

    The sun shines east, the sun shines west, eengleesh benefits are the best oh baby mammy, baby mammy…

  181. 181
    Dave the Gay Lover says:

    Length 9″, circumference 6″ is my preferred specification.

  182. 182
    Ex Spotty Teen says:

    Brigitte Bardot was good for daydreams during R.E. lessons as well.

  183. 183

    You don’t say!

  184. 184
    Monica says:

    My Clinton’s a whole lot bigger than yours.

  185. 185

    They try to paint all those who find these practices to be repugnant as religious in the same way that all republicans are branded as left wing .
    I am both an athiest and a republican and despise both socialists and sodomists equally .

  186. 186
    Jimmy says:

    Let’s send Smithy and his gay parade cadre to Uganda – President To Sign Law That Jails Gays For Life

  187. 187
    Jimmy says:

    If Uganda don’t want them, I’m sure Putin can put them to use in a Siberian Gulag

  188. 188
    Mandy (I've been there!) says:

    Investigate the fat idle fuckers weekly ‘work’ schedule, does he claim for any House of Lords visits, something isnt right about the amount of ‘jobs’ this shifty shirtlifter is fitting in. Come on investigative journos!

  189. 189
    Jeremiah says:

    Put it down to my age,”What do you expect at your age” that’s the answer you get from the doctor when you complain about something not working properly, at least I know when to retire unlike some MPs

  190. 190
    Jeremiah says:

    Ay them were the days, it was just innocent piccies and the imagination did the rest.

  191. 191
    Jack 'Clack Bock' Dromey. says:

    Ooh, that picture gives me the twitters all over.

  192. 192
    Anonymous says:

    related to Rhys Ap Tewdwr Welsh dynasty

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