February 17th, 2014

Miller Protests Innocence


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    Sadly, it seems that this whole expenses thing refuses to go away. More sadly, it is the people making the expenses that wont either a) claim with some sense of what might be right or b) go away.

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    cornwall storms says:

    Here we go again! It’s all within the rules etc etc.

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    cornwall storms says:

    They tie themselves in ridiculous knots everytime trying to justify the unjustifiable. I hope her constituency office deselects her like yeo’s did. She should resign but unfortunately that’s the act of an honorable person so there’sd no hope of that.

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    Get Rid of Scotland says:

    It might be “within the rules” but that doesn’t make it right.

    Some of these people are filling their boots at our expense. Look at Chuka Ummuna, skiving in the gymn instead of working etc.

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    Dianne Abbot says:

    It’s my human right to have my life funded by taxpayers.

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    Kevin Bollox says:

    Bent old slapper, off with her head !

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    The Public says:

    Sack her.

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    The electorate says:

    It is not within OUR rules.

    Where is our right of recall?

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    Ma­q­bo­­ul says:

    I’d rather they all kept out of parliament and skived.

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    You can't win we make the rules says:

    Go away little people it’s within the rules, time the rules were removed and like the rest of us plebs, HMRC should have a say, as they do for us trash.

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    Maximus says:

    Arithmetically disabled in need of remedial education.

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    Alan Duncan, Derek Laud, Crispin Blunt, Margot James, Ted Heath, Leo Britain, Mike Portakabin, Lord Boothby says:

    We’re disgusted by woofters! Luckily there are no pansy poofs in right wing ranks, just straight shooting heteros like us, duckie!

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    Ed Twelvety Balls says:

    How dare you, I resemble that remark!

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    If her IQ were just one point higher, she would be a geranium.

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    Chuka at the gym says:

    Macho, macho man
    I’ve got to be a macho man

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    Hmmmm, not her,.... says:

    Any MPs still have super injunctions?

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    Peter Viggers' Floating Duck House says:

    And you thought claiming expenses on me was outrageous…

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    Are you quite sure they are right-wing? says:

    Isn’t it funny how closet homos often turn out to be closet lefties as well?

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    Unelectable Ed Miliband says:

    Alright, who trimmed an inch off the top of my wellies to make me look even more of a plonker than I usually am? Come on Balls, it was you and Fatty Watson, wasn’t it?

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    Unelectable Ed Miliband says:

    Master strategist Ed Balls says he’s going to lock me in the closet for the duration of the 2015 election campaign. Apparently we’ll lose fewer seats that way.

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    Bill Quango MP/5 says:

    She is out of order.
    The foolish woman. Putting her parents in her expenses house! What a noob!

    Everyone knows that you put the children into Spads jobs, the spouses into office management , the lover into PR and comms and the parents into property management and consultancy.

    Then you yourself live in the expenses mortgaged home, keeping a few others dotted about on buy to lets, and everyone else just dips a hand in the pot.

    Its common sense woman!

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    Ed 'fliperty' Balls says:

    Who will rid me of this Turbot Faced priest

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    Nick Clegg says:

    We’ll lend you all of ours if you agree to be quite nice to us.

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    Overtaxed businessman that's really had enough of funding these hypocritical parasites says:

    Tell me again, what is the difference between tax evasion and tax avoidance?

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    The British media are cunts says:

    What an utter dickhead Alex Salmond is. Yet for years the British mong media told us he was the sharpest politician going. He’s a fucking knob. A fat jock knob.

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    Oh! How honourable. Are you just a single mistress man, then?

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    Auld Leech says:

    Its the Cultcha! Innit!

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    John says:

    There are three ‘d’s in “diddling” Mrs Miller.

    I can’t believe the investigation is taking so long. Does it really take that much time for Cameron’s PR to conjour up some suitable excuses for this crooked woman’s expenses diddling?

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    Quite easy really:

    Evade: Think of vade mecum. Go with me. Why do you want someone to go with you? So you can blame them afterwards.

    Avoid: Literally a void. There is no money left. Much better to evade but you must remember to have someone else to pin the blame on.

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    Arsie & Miller, Tory trough ears says:

    FfS, how much more. Will they never learn. We are always on your case, twats.

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    Olivier Giroud says:

    As a general rule of life, providing the wife does not know or does not care, and any mistress/lover is under the illusion that they are THE ONLY other partner, then one can have as many as one can fit into a schedule.

    Its important to stress that all ‘the other women’ believe they are all the only ” other woman”.
    That way you can you always pull a sickie or make an excuse that you can’t get away, etc, and go and see one of the ‘other, other women.’

    It helps if you have a reason to travel or unusual working hours like a footballer or an MP.

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    Cameron’s PR says:

    I say steady on. Since old Denis went down for what was just a few hundred thou’ pinched, one has to have a better defence than ‘I thought it was alright. Someone said it was so I never checked for myself. But I am awfully sorry..”

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    FFS says:

    Sounds terribly stressful and complicated. Have you considered pay-as-you-go?

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    cornwall storms says:

    I have a feeling that right of recall like that promise of an eu referendum not to mention a few other broken promises has fallen permanently by the wayside.

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    geranium says:

    Do you have to say it in that sarcy manner?
    I beat John Prescott at monopoly.

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    Owen Jones says:

    Only capitalism can provide chocolate on demand.

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    Dave Cummerbund says:

    That referendum is definitely coming in 2017. Definitely.
    Well…2018 at the outside. No longer than that..

    Maybe 2019.

    But by 2020 it will all be done. All agreed . ready to go. On the ball. Absolutely prepared to hold that referendum in 2022.

    Say…2025 at the very latest, Ok?

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    Alan Duncan, Derek Laud, Crispin Blunt, Margot James, Ted Heath, Leo Britain, Mike Portakabin, Lord Boothby says:

    How dare you, duckie! Derek, Mike and Lord Boothby were close friends of Maggie! Don’t you dare suggest she was friends with lefties! You bitch!

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    Ray Cyst says:

    Including little Leroy’s private school fees?

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    FFS says:

    He’s a fantastic politician but a crap leader.

    Fundamentally the idea of Scottish independence should be dead in the water it has taken so many torpedoes since this campaign started, but Herr Salmond is so good at putting these knock-backs to his advantage.

    Frankly, he has clearly presented the Scottish people a big fat turd, but my, has he given that turd a good shine!

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    Jean Poole says:

    There should be an immediate end to the odious practice of “ennobling” party donors and the dregs from the bottom of political barrels. The ignoble Taylor of Warwick admitted under oath that they are “encouraged” to falsify their claims for expenses as a means of boosting their income – which raises doubts about the effectiveness of the commissioner for standards. Our entire political system has been proven to be rotten to the very core

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    sunderland is a labour ghetto that why its shyte says:

    We know what sort of chocolate you are into Qwen.

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    sunderland is a labour ghetto that why its shyte says:

    Our whole political system is rotten,to the core and beyond.

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    RomaBob.... Beeeeg Issue! says:

    Go now? Go now, go nowwwwww!

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Ennoble?, you can put lipstick on a pig but…

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    Universal Hiss says:

    So from a north of UK view it’s no wonder the blue painted,haggis munchers, skirt wearers want that lot to go away.

    Vote SNP. Vote Yes.

    Just to fuck off all the other party’s & most importantly the vile pustule that is Westminster.

    & I don’t care if I cannot join a currency union.I don’t care if I’m financially worse off.

    What’s the value in monetary terms of really,really pissing off Westminster? Priceless.

    I’ll now crawl back under my grouse and unicorn.

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    Anon. says:

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    Anon. says:

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    The British media are cunts says:

    So Alex Salmond wants independence, yet he says that Osborne telling the haggis munchers they can’t have the pound is wrong.

    But Salmond also says Osborne will make independence more likely, so surely he should be in favour of it.

    I’d also like to know what the fat haggis muncher thinks is an ‘asset’? The one eyed jock mong gave most of our gold away.

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    sunderland is a labour ghetto that why its shyte says:

    Denny Laine great voice

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Arriving soon!.

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    Hadrian's Llegacy says:

    Great song from a great time

    but the message is ……

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    Bill Quango MP-4 says:

    One has to make cut backs in these austere times, Mr Cat.

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    Alex Salmond says:

    “These are our terms. What say You!” Demanded Alex the Spartan Tartan and his 300 supporters.

    Saint George of Osborne. “We say .. No!”

    Alex the Tartan Spartan.. ” Oh? Eh/,Really? you say no..Ah..well…I was pretty much banking on you agreeing to them…erm..well..in that case..em..we…erm..I ..I ..are you sure you’d no reconsider?”

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    The British media are cunts says:

    The fucking jocks are living in a fantasy world. A mong on Channel 4 is telling us English that having the deep fried mars bar eaters share the pound is good for us.

    For one more time you jock fucks, mind your own fucking business. If you want to fuck off then fuck off, just don’t lecture us about what’s best for us. We’ll decide that.

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    I know! Look back on the good old days when you named them Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday. Never had the embarrassment of calling out the wrong name in the heat of the moment.

    But then you got the weekends off and could relax a bit, which was pleasant.

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    Champagne socialist says:

    “The creatures in second class looked from banker to class warrior, and from class warrior to banker again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.”

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    The British media are cunts says:

    Good, fuck off.

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Security man… he says sorry Alex, you have just been banned from Poundland.

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    Tartan shorts forever says:

    I really don’t give a toss as long as the Scots say yes.

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    RomaBob.... Beeeeg Issue! says:


    already here and selling a big issue near you!

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    Fish says:

    What’s ancient lefty Jon Snow up to….shouldn’t he simply be asking questions on C4, rather than continually offering his opinion in support of the break up of the UK?

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    hang about.. says:

    Surely if Salmond thinks Scotland is so strong
    economically,he would want his own currency?

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    RomaBob.... Beeeeg Issue! says:

    Go now?

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    Universal Hiss says:

    How wonderful to live in Scotland.

    With one x one can give the finger to con/lab/lib/kip.

    What’s not to like?

    It’s very funny that many posters hate every party with various shades of venom, but when a real alternative is on the table (for some)you hate that too!

    BTY I hate the SNP too but what fun there is to be had.

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    Universal Hiss says:

    Thank you for your kind & considered reply.

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    Jon Snow says:

    I’m just trying to evaluate whether you’re
    a sexy female Fish?

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    The peasants are revolting says:

    Owen jones travelling 1st class to Ch4 debate on benefits just about sums up socialism in one sentence.

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    Schnell! Raus! says:

    Eurozone countries should form United States of Europe, says EC vice-president


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    in the real world says:

    I’ve never travelled 1st class.

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    but says:

    I thought they already had.

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    Universal Hiss says:

    It’s you again with your considered views.

    Salmond with a little help has given 4 alternative currency views.It’s not a secret.

    It’s hardly his fault if George breaks The Edinburgh Agreement making inflammatory,political statements ahead of the referendum & telling lie after lie.

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    Ed Balls says:

    I always heard it as “gonad”.

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    Praise be to Al Lah for sending us the drones says:

    Lord Boothby was the guy who regularly rogered SuperMac’s Mrs, Lady D. I doubt he was a pederast. Maybe he fell somewhere in the LGBT spectrum.

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    Universal Hiss says:

    It just makes sense to keep a currency arrangement after independence(if it happens)during the transition period so no harm is done to either Scotland or rUK.

    Sensible not party political hysterics.

    No one really knows for sure what the end result will be.That’s why it’s invigorating.

    Westminster politics needs this. This is what this whole blog is about.

    The Scots have provided this and we have another six months of gaiety.

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    Ed Balls says:

    Haggis munchers?

    Porridge garglers, if you don’t mind.

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    Jocks away says:

    While Scotland have a referendum and by them voting yes, they can destroy years of LibLabCon rule, then I’am for whatever the Scots want , I really don’t care for a no, but that is what we will get as the Scots are hard knocks in their dreams, the Scottish spirit is 0% proof, the Scots are a benefit society just like the English, the Liebour party has turned them into an us us society and are not even up to the proof % of their whisky.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Hague knows, Kerry knows, Cameron knows, Ed Milliband knows, Omaha knows, Clegg knows and many of them at the top tables know

    Universal declaration of Human Rights (1948) Article 19

    “Freedom of Expression”.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    and btw they also know about this – a 13 year old girl Garrotted by the zio’s paid barbarians


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    Cinna says:

    Aaaahhh. I remember seeing them live for the first time in 1964 at the Jungfrau in Manchester. Happy days.

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    Cinna says:

    Sweaty socks.

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    Universal Hiss says:

    I don’t agree with that at all.

    It’s lazy stereotyping.

    I could bore you for ever with stats that show Scotland has a dynamic & growing private sector,has provided more to the pot than it’s taken out for the last 30 years,but you probably wouldn’t believe whatever I could show you.

    I just like to pop up here now & again.

    Most of it is fun reading but the jock bashing I’m finding rather tedious. This stuff sounds like it’s straight from the BBC & I can’t think of a worse insult.

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    Cinna says:

    FFS. Alex just wants to keep one hand in the till in case it all goes tits up.

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    Laird Thistlearse of Cockburgh says:

    I wouldn’t be surprised if many of us end up voting for independence if only to escape the morass of mongitude that is Westminster. Also, all cars will be converted to run on whisky so as to be more environment friendly; current projections estimate that we will be able to achieve over five miles to the dram.

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    Cinna says:

    I often do.

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    Universal Hiss says:

    So George doesn’t want any hands in the till then?

    If Scotland is such an economic basket case(lie)is full of Buckie soaked wastrels(lie)is a constant drain on the UK(lie)why do all UK parties want to hang on to the useless country?

    Better together has yet to answer that.

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    David says:

    I’ve read that there is going to be an adverse report on the Culture Secretary Maria miller’s expenses claims concerning her claiming £90,000 in respect of a property where her parents lived “Rent-free” and the Conservative members of the MPs committee to consider the report want Mrs Miller to be given a slap on the wrist. The same committee did the same with Labour MP Tony McNulty. These are examples supporting my position that MPs cannot be trusted to properly deal with improper conduct by MPs, why legislation allowing for a Constituency to independently (MPs always love things to be independent!) decide thjey wish to recall their MP and why such legislation won’t be introduced by the MPs that it supposed to control.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    DON’T MENTION THAT BLAIR AND HIS SHYSTERS ‘PULLED’ (TO PROTECT ALL THE CRIMINALS IN PARLIAMENT) THE Treason laws. But he did it unlawfully and illegally – and so it is going to backfire legally on him and his.

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    jgm2 says:

    He is sounding like a spoiled child isn’t he? What do you mean, NO? Do you know who I am?

    He really is a little emperor.

    He’s like ‘Spoiled Brat’ off Viz. All he needs is a little sailor outfit. Maybe Brown could let him have his.

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    Taxpaying Mug says:

    Oh, to be an MP in the House of Conmen.

    How the hell do they get away with it?

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    Westminster's the problem says:

    When ordinary Scots look at the disaster the Westminster scum have turned England into, is it really any wonder they want out? Perhaps they don’t want their cities enriched and turned into Lutons, Oldhams and Bradfords. Perhaps they don’t want to be ethnically replaced by greedy employers and malignant Marxists.

    And who can blame them. It’s probably too late now for the English without civil war, but Scotland might just have a chance of saving itself, once they ditch the fake nationalist Salmond.

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    jgm2 says:

    30 years we’ve had to listen to the S&P whining about us in England getting the benefit of ‘their’ oil and how it’s all terribly unfair but just you wait and see you bastard sassanachs, our day will come and we’ll be off with the oil and you can all go and fuck yourself.

    And now, suddenly, he’s concerned about English businesses paying a ‘premium’ to to exchange currencies if they want to do business in Fucking Scotland?

    Aye. Right.

    Fuck off Salmond. Your slip is showing.

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    Anonymous says:

    I’d have no problem restoring it and using it retrospectively.

    What the political class has done against the native population I believe far exceeds any treason carried out in previous centuries.

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    jgm2 says:

    Geographical completeness.

    I*r*lan*d just looks plain fucking silly with two countries in such a small island. It’s like St Martin but without the sunshine and casinos. And topless sunbathers,

    No point doing the same to Great Britain just to indulge Scottish bigtry.

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    What happened to jgm1 ? says:

    Ggood to see you back jgm2 . Still a racist bigoted prick I see.

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    Universal Hiss says:

    A lovely typo or was it?

    It really is a Scottish big try. (Sorry!)

    Geographical completeness does cause a few problems though.Look at the world map for all the straight ruler lines.Not good in many cases.

    Are you in favour of a world government without any boundaries then? That would be a little tricky.

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    jgm2 says:

    Awwww. Has somebody been bullying you too?

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    Universal Hiss says:

    Tis odd from where I bide.I see the other side of Scotland being either ignored or patronised from the Westminster elite whatever their political shade.

    We are all a drain on the British economy.We are all pissed bennie gulping ingrates.The commie bastards fill Westminter with vile jocks & on & on.

    Childish & very damaging.

    So,as I said earlier why does Westminster want to hang on to this querulous,expensive,ungrateful beastie?

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    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    No its fraud

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    Sue Barker says:

    ….and here comes the Russian ice dancing pair, Yaputya Leftlegin and I. Tumbelova.

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    Twampersand says:

    How else is he going to learn to be a rap-artist/architect/professional footballer?

    Black mothers would go to the wall for their kids.

    I’d love to see that fat, racist bitch up against the wall.

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    I suggest they clear it first with the German taxpayers.

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    Jester says:

    Why have you all got weird names?

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    Fly on the wall says:

    Did Leroy ever tell his mum that he had honky teachers at that school? I wonder what they were filling his head with!

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    Fly on the wall says:

    The only tiny flaw in your suggestion is that it is the bastard MPs that set the rules for HMRC.

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    Fly on the wall says:

    … and badly needed by the sound of it!

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    Fly on the wall says:

    Bloody right on UH, but what you seem to have overlooked is that lots of them are actually from your neck of the woods – and will in all probability be trying to get on their own little gravy train post independence. Good luck with that!

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    Fly on the wall says:

    The native English are still waiting to be told why they are not part of this exercise to break up the union. Surely such a momentous event concerns us all and we should all therefore have a say, especially the Scots folk not currently resident over the border. Surely they must have an interest in the future of their country, even if they may be temporarily absent for whatever reason?

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    Fly on the wall says:

    Well I wish one of your famous shysters would get a test case going asap. What is holding them back?

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    Bartie Blatant says:

    As we can see by the amount of cake that you digest :)

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    Millionaire says:

    If it flies, floats or fornicates, it’s better to rent.

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