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• A rare display of public unity from Sally and John: exclusive photo
• Nick calls Dave “Spineless”
• Vain Chuka working out instead of working
• Andy Burnham could be sleeping with the fishes at high speed
• Tristram “I can’t believe he’s not a Tory” Hunt trousers extra £36k despite Shad Cab ban on outside earnings
• The Tory motivational message making reflective HQ staff cringe
• Theresa May’s £92,000 acting bill

Also Boris argues if you vote UKIP you’ll end up with Red Ed in today’s Sun on Sunday.

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