February 14th, 2014

Friday Caption Contest (Taxi for Miliband Edition)


203 Comments

  1. 1
    Back to the future says:

    Keep Left.

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  2. 2
    M102 says:

    Stealing from kiddies now. Lefty b@stard.

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    • 14
      Anonymous says:

      maggie thatcher kids milk snatcher ????

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      • 26
        Rickytshirt says:

        A policy never reintroduced by any subsequent Labour government.

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        • 44
          Anonymous says:

          Labour did it first and Maggie did the rest
          Something people who bleat milk snatcher never mention

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        • 88
          The most amusing claim ever says:

          Can’t blame them if I recall from my days as milk monitor at Sefton Park Junior the “milkie” used to leave them outside the school gates at around 7am and by break time in summer they had all curdled or in winter they had frozen and erupted from bottle or the pesky blue tits had pecked through the silver foil top. However I will say one thing whilst milk was regularly nicked off the doorsteps of surrounding houses if left on the doorstep the kiddies milk was NEVER touched….different times and morals then in the 50’s…these days they’d all be nicked or thrown all over the play ground

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      • 48
        Joyce Facker says:

        Rotherham Council – UKIP Foster Kids Snatcher

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      • 158
        Tom Catesby says:

        This is the like the car the free school dinners used to be delivered in.

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  3. 3
    Cybeeria says:

    Working on Labour’s new transport policy for 2015 election.

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  4. 4
    Ed Miliband says:

    My old man said follow the van..and tax it out of existance.

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  5. 5
    Mr Rotivator says:

    “Mr Milliband sir. Will there be car crash like your party?

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  6. 6
    Man of the people says:

    ‘I left my wellies in the roller’

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  7. 7

    “And then Mr Magical Miliband goes to Downing Street to solve all the world’s problems”

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  8. 8
    Bert Birt says:

    “…. and you’ll notice, Young Comrade, that I’m kneeling in this puddle to show solidarity with the flooded brethren down in Somerset”.

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  9. 9
    Ms Flabbybottom class 5c says:

    Time to go home now Edward

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  10. 10
    derek laud says:

    To Number 10 and step on it driver.

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  11. 11
    Small Boy says:

    “The road’s over there, you lisping twat.”

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  12. 12
    WelshRacer says:

    Now lets go pick up Ed Balls.

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  13. 13
    Mitch says:

    Judging by his expression, another kid has found a warm place to put Woody.

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  14. 15
    Little Boy says:

    ‘No I am not getting into your taxi. Have you had a CRB check?’

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  15. 16
    Miliband's coming to getcha says:

    “And this is how I’ll be driving to Buckingham Palace in May 2015″

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  16. 17
    Ed Miliband says:

    And then you can go along Oxford St, but not at this time of day, I’d go down Tottenham Court and up Charing Cross. Much quicker, mate.

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  17. 18
    Space Cadet Watch says:

    Twat wears suit to visit playgroup

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  18. 19
    Ed Miliband says:

    It’s your toy but now it’s mine.. that is how socialism works.

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  19. 20
    John says:

    Boy: “Why are you actually here?”

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  20. 21
    Officer Crabtree says:

    “This is half my economic plan. Now do we have a toy Spendi?”

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  21. 22
    Hackney Innit says:

    And then if we see Diane Abott, how do we turn off the ‘for hire’ sign?

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  22. 23
    Ed Miliband says:

    And when you get there, ask the driver to make the receipt out for £25 more.

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  23. 24
    Ed Miliband says:

    And when you get there, ask the dr1ver to make the receipt out for £25 more.

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  24. 25
    A Wounded Badger says:

    and our Fiscal Policy for 2030 is…….

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  25. 27
    Bill Quango MP/5 says:

    This is my Taxi and spend policy

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  26. 28
    geordieboy says:

    I am confused, therefore I must be turning Liberal

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  27. 29
    Sir William Wayde says:

    “Whoops! I’m in a dead end!”

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  28. 30
    Officer Crabtree says:

    “Oh, no you can’t drive one of these when you’re older. That job is reserved for our new comrades from overseas. Have you thought about a life on the dole?”

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  29. 31
    UKIP or bust says:

    Goofy Ed. “Brrrummm, brrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuummmmmmm, screeeeeech, click, brrrooooooooom, brooooooom, look out kid, Brrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuummmm, screeeeeechhhh”

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  30. 32
    Mitch says:

    Actually, it looks like he’s mounted the pavement and is going through town Die Hard 4.0 style.

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  31. 33
    PDubya says:

    Remedial classes for slow learners have certainly come far since my childhood but isn’t he a bit long in the tooth for this one?

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  32. 34
    Ed Miliband says:

    The wheels on the bus have fallen off..sing along kids.

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  33. 34
    Rattyman says:

    I don’t want to hear your excuses, the centre has to be at least… Three times bigger than this!

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  34. 36
    Anonymous says:

    UKIP cannot mount a GE campaign like the Tories can. Last nights by election is the clearest demonstration yet that voting in protest for UKIP will put Milliband in No10 and Ed Balls in No 11

    Then UKIP become irrelevant having sown the seeds of their own destruction. I see though this won’t be believed so for the third time in my life we will have to see a labour PM and the completion of the destruction of the UK

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    • 51
      Sir William Wayde says:

      Don’t think that’ll win, old cock.

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    • 52
      Jimmy says:

      + 1 million

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    • 54
      Anon says:

      This caption entry doesn’t have quite the snappy ring of a winner about it.

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    • 69
      FFS says:

      Hurrah! Destruction of the UK!

      I like it. Bring the hole fecking country to its knees and let the fucking jungle bunnies piss off back to Jamaica and White Dee and her mates all starve in the street.

      What’s not to like?

      Vote UKIP. It’s a “no lose” option.

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    • 71
      Casual Observer 6 says:

      Don’t think this is relevant to the caption, but to your point the Conservatives and Lib Dems hardly made an effort in Wythenshaw yesterday, as reflected in both turnout and their share of the vote.

      If the other two mainstream parties cannot be arsed to fight byelections properly, then what real hope is there for them in the General Election ?

      This is the electoral equivalent of the badminton players who were disqualified in the 2012 Olympics for not competing properly:

      http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/olympics/19072677

      If Labour get in, it will be because the Conservatives let them.

      David Cameron is doing his best in order to lose to the gentleman pictured above. That is what UKIP are partly countering.

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      • 84
        Londoner says:

        +1

        I am fed up with living in an area where the Tories can’t even be arsed to put out leaflets, hold meetings or do any recruiting, let alone put up a credible candidate. Less than 25 years ago we had a Tory MP. The party does not deserve to survive.

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      • 96
        Think about it says:

        The Tories made no real effort in Wythenshawe because the seat was essentially unwinnable. They have forty target seats where the money can be more usefully spent.

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        • 103
          Floating Voter says:

          Elections are not all about the money being spent. People have to look like they give a shit as well.

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          • Ancient seafarer says:

            So bigfella, just how much campaigning did you do on a well known beforehand completely lost cause?

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          • Floating Voter says:

            No cause is completely lost: politics is not entirely about getting MPs into Westminster. The Tories could, for instnace, try to win control of the councils in such areas or at least present an alternative to the ‘common purpose’ political monoculture which now dominates local government.

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          • WoRaft Chihuahua says:

            Unfortunately, they aren’t an alternative to the CP monoculture. They are just the blue-wrapper version of it.

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    • 153
      Anonymous says:

      Hear Hear but some of the mad twats on this site just dont gettit,they will still vote UKIP and moan like hell when Labour ruin GB,you can bet your swet life there will be no referendum.

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      • 183
        thostids says:

        What do you mean “when Labour get in they will ruin the Country”. They had 13 years at it the last time and there is no need to keep shooting a corpse.

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      • 195
        Von Rumpoy killed our giraffe. says:

        Ahem !!
        The Tories let millions of Labour voters in to the UK then come 3rd in a by-election.
        Don’t blame us, we vote UKIP.

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    • 156
      We KNOW liblabcon are liars.. we can hope UKIP less so. says:

      Flock http://www.north-mill-avoncliff.co.uk/the-short-storythat sh1t!
      Voting the liblabcon out of office is a habit that needs to be formed.

      I do wish people here and Dr North over at eureferendum.com would cut the anti UKIP line, voting tw@ts out is a habit we all could do with learning….. vote UKIP get UKIP u say. 5 years of them isn’t going to be any worse than 5 years of the liblabcon!

      And when it turns out no better..we vote em out again.
      until the Harromates or co-conspirators get it together,why can’t we remind ourselves what voting is for???

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  35. 37
    Anonymous says:

    Taxing the kids now?

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  36. 38
    Wounded Cadger says:

    and our Fiscal Policy for 2030 is….

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  37. 39
    Libertie(s) says:

    Its coming to take me away ha ha

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  38. 40
    Meanwhile, in a galaxy far far to the left says:

    Ed Parks Taxi on roof of Police Station, and applies death stare.

    Police later release fresh details on the M!tchell case.

    Small child notices a disturbance in the force, but does not yet understand it.

    Where are you Obi Wan ?

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  39. 41
    Gavin says:

    Taxing the kids now?

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  40. 42
    Rickytshirt says:

    You see, young man, as soon as the postal votes are delivered, our team of ‘electoral information officers’ go around door to door and collect them all up. They then ensuring that they all have a tick in the right box, and disposing of any that do not.

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    • 64
      Abdul the envelope stuffer says:

      In fact, in some boroughs, we arrange with our friend the Common Purpose returning officer (actually the overpaid CEO of the Labour-run local authority) for the postal votes to be accidentally sent straight to our offices – and the voters never even know they were sent out.

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  41. 43
    Sir William Wayde says:

    A boy and his windsock.

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  42. 45
    Len Mcluskey says:

    He in that position when I’ve got a new policy for him

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  43. 47
    Ghost of Greg Stone. says:

    A car crash just waiting to happen.

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  44. 49
    Libertie(s) says:

    And he you see that as a Multimillionaire even I can stoop down to use a London Taxi that a pleb may recently have occupied

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  45. 50
    William says:

    Teacher, “Hope you’re going to me a bigger tip than your brother did”.

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  46. 53
    Libertie(s) says:

    Waaaah …..Gordon and he stole my taxi …..my house …..my pension ……my savings ……my life

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  47. 55
    Miliwit says:

    And this is the position I adopt when that nice Mr Lenin McKluskey pops in!

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  48. 56
    Ed Miliband says:

    You pretend to be the customer and i’ll pretend to be the Somali mini cab driver in a clapped out Nissan.

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  49. 57
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Grand Theft Auto.

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  50. 58
    Sir Mary Flappes says:

    “…and then she leaped from her car and shouted that we knew where to find her…what an evil woman eh kids? “

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  51. 59
    Owen Jones says:

    Oh – me go, me go !!!

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  52. 60
    walking into darkness says:

    This is the road to hell

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  53. 61
    Dr Talent says:

    Ed’s mum had warned them, if you let him have orange squash, he’ll go hyper and start trying to nationalise things.

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  54. 63
    Anonymous says:

    “It’s no good grabbing that taxi now, I left the web-cam on and i’m going to show the world that you touched me!”

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  55. 66
    Miliband says:

    And what do we say young man? That’s right, “Taxi for Ed Balls!”

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  56. 67
    Bill Quango MP/5 says:

    No no Samuel. This is how you do genuine cabbie talk..

    “Oi- Wocher fink yer do in? Ain’t no cycle lane ‘ere you lycra twat! I dunno. Its the EU innit? We’d be better ‘orf ‘owlt. All them Immi’s takin’ our milk and our flooded housin’ innit.
    Oi . Its green you nonce! Prezz the ‘celerator. Its by the farkin’ brake. I blame Boris. But at least he’s not that knob Livingstone. He was a right one. Red Ken. Red traffic light Ken the way he switched all the lights to bleedin’ permanent red for Mao day or summint’ ..anyway..drop you top of the road, all right? Saves me going round The elephant,see…”

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  57. 68
    Ed Millibland says:

    It’s taking toy away until you’ve finished filling out all your postal votes.

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  58. 70
    Anonymous says:

    …and Mr Car just drove into a bus lane, so that’s another fine then. He’s not having a good day is he?

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  59. 73
    AlokS says:

    Why are you actually here?

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  60. 74
    Crumpy Gunt says:

    “The Liberal Democrats lost their deposit for the eighth time in the 15 byelections in which the party has stood since 2010.”

    The beginning of the end for the enablers of the most reactionary right government in living memory, who to their everlasting shame facilitated the tories destruction of the NHS. Can’t come soon enough

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    • 164
      Vlad the Loudhailer says:

      Gordon Brown with hospital PFI and John Reid increasing doctors pay by 50% and then letting them work 8-5 five days a week destroyed and continue to destroy the NHS. I think they are ……………….LABOUR politicians.

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  61. 75
    scrotie says:

    Miliband demonstrates the lack of ‘knowledge’.

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  62. 76
    Bill Quango MP/5 says:

    Thanks for coming and helping me with my transport policy Owen.

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  63. 77

    One windsock heads towards another.

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  64. 78
    Maximus says:

    Kiddie [the little 'un]: ok big boy, maybe you can squash my car like you said Marx’s Law of Transformation of Quantity into Quality meant you could if you pressed hard enough. But how many revolutions per minute can you do?

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  65. 80
    ss says:

    Yes and in my pretend land there will be no floods.

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  66. 81
    Operation Yewtree says:

    *interested face #grooming

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  67. 85
    Taxes, Taxies, It's All The Same, Right? says:

    Somehow, even at his tender age, the lad knew Ed M did not have “The Knowledge”…

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  68. 86
    An Old Person says:

    And The World Fucking Shuddered !!!

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  69. 87
    Mr E Dissident says:

    ‘Twust me little boy, three weeks pocket money is a fair deal for this trip. My friend Bob and all his friends don’t fancy working so it’s this or walking in the rain if you want to get around London..’

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  70. 89
    Geoffrey Brooking says:

    Labour Leader caught planning new tax raids.

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  71. 90
    Mr E Dissident says:

    ‘The car *is* cool but can you please leave it alone now Mr Miliband, Miss says I’m meant to be showing you my sums and you’ve got to go back to work’

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  72. 92
    Taxi for Hire and other sayings of the bien pensants of Primrose Hill says:

    Kid: If you fink I’m going sarf of the river at this time of night mate

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  73. 93
    Rickytshirt says:

    Ed grimaces apprehensively for the moment the wheels fall off. The same as everything else he touches.

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  74. 95
    HackWatch says:

    Is he saying to the kid “Sorry mate…I don’t go saarf of the Midlands”

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  75. 97
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    We’re on the road to nowhere.

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  76. 98
    Aled Balloon says:

    The kid says…. “Now I’ve been to your office – do you want to come to my school ?”

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  77. 99
    Anonymous says:

    “Taxi for Balls…”

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  78. 100
    Reality Cheque says:

    1. Comments off………………………completely naff, geeds.

    2. Earlier heavy modding of Z@k story very worrying.

    3. Pay Simon Crr NOW.

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    • 105
      Mitch says:

      Yes, not sure about sponsored posts. But..the video above makes a very good critique of Farage and this nonsense about the 2010 manifesto.

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      • 115
        Floating Voter says:

        I have nothing aginats sponsired posts. Bills have to be paid.

        However, turning the comments off is not in the spirit of blogging generally ,let alone this particular blog site: sponsors who insist onhaving no comments are anti-free speech. Guido should be ashamed of himself for taking their money.

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        • 119
          Mitch says:

          If a sponsor pays for a story then they can decide to have comments or not. My issue is having sponsored posts in the first place. Our host needs the money but, like you say, not sure this is in the spirit of things, really.

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          • Floating Voter says:

            Then I hope they pay a premium for having the comments off and Mrs Guido gets taken out somewhere extra nice for Valentine’s Day with the dosh.

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          • Lady Mary says:

            And we can also make up our own minds as to why they are so scared of comments – what’s wrong with these people?

            It’s as bad as the 2012 Olympics “sponsors” who were so up themselves and ashamed of their products that they couldn’t bear to have their competitors’ brands visibly on sale in the Olympic venues.

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    • 112
      Basil Brash says:

      email customer.service@order-order.com to apply for your refund

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    • 165
      Simon says:

      I see you are all happy to see me impecunious still. I have a wife as well you know.

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  79. 101
    Malakas says:

    Boy: Who were you?

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  80. 102
    Mr E Dissident says:

    Scene from the upcoming docu-drama movie, King Mong

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  81. 106
    Cotht of taxith cwitith says:

    When you go grow up, you’ll have to pay a fee to ride in one of these, unlike me. I can get it free on expenses!

    Sucker!

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  82. 107
    Jimmy says:

    A lighter moment from last night’s by election as Ed tries patiently to explain to UKIP what a taxi rank is for.

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  83. 108
    Common Porpoise says:

    Labour’s next Prime Minister … and Ed Milliband.

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  84. 110
    Mark Wouters says:

    sovietsalami63 Here,
    the flats where i live have been in the process of being refurbished ,yesterday irecieved a Letter from the local communities department of this government asking me if i wished to buy the Fkat i live in ,,My esa has been stopped by this fascist government ,i have to find my erratic meals in locak churches and they are taking part in Sexual harassment ie trying to determine claimants sexual orientation with the help of the DWP and Police etc etc etc etc,my benefits were probably stopped so that they can try to keep me in this country against my will.

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  85. 111
    Steve Miliband says:

    Mr Speaker, Mr Speaker. Quick you’re needed in Parliament.

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  86. 114
    Ed Sillyband says:

    “I will fixth the pwice of toys”

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  87. 116

    Shadow-cabinet COBRA meeting plans response to further flooding.

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  88. 117
    scrotie says:

    ♫we’re on a road to nowhere♬

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  89. 120
    The British media are cunts says:

    This is my latest bandwagon.

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  90. 121
    Penfold says:

    And we’ll get rid of private taxi’s, nasty capitalist things and we’ll have a nice bus with a stroppy unionised driver…….

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  91. 123
    Little Ed says:

    It’s bloody hard work trying to look like a normal human being.

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  92. 124
    KingQueen says:

    right, no left, no right, no left, right, left, left, LEFT

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  93. 126
    Picture poor says:

    I see he’s up to his knees in the water again, even on an overlay, he can’t get it right, fist blocking the zebra crossing and driving on the grass.

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  94. 128
    The Critic says:

    Only the Labour Party has a sustainable ,low carbon transport policy…..

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  95. 129
    Reality Cheque says:

    In my world, everythin ith small, it matches my pwick.

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  96. 130
    2 Jags says:

    Ed explains his Transport Policy to Owen Jones.

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  97. 131
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    “…. and before you were born, little boy, parts of Somerset used to look just like this.”

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  98. 132
    The Critic says:

    Leader of the Opposition totally misunderstands what his policy advisors mean by ‘Get Down With the Kids’

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  99. 135
    Ed Milibiscuit says:

    Read my lips. No new taxis.

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  100. 136
    Lord Bumblesnitch says:

    My next new policy: ‘taxi and spend’.

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  101. 141
    Hugh Jend says:

    Thwat bwrown stuff under my thrumb nail isn’t Sally’s shit…thwough it tastes like it…

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  102. 144

    ‘Please remember, never talk to strange Miliplonks.’

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  103. 145
    Anonymous says:

    And this is the Tory campaign bus. Ooh look, the wheels have come off!

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  104. 146
    Anonymous says:

    I have some fluffy labrador puppies in the back of my van. Would you like to see them Jimmy?

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  105. 147
    Driving me crackers says:

    “Did you know that under the Tories costh of living cwisith, 26.3% of parents can’t afford to give their children Scalextrix?”

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  106. 149
    Elginjon says:

    The Labour Leader has first one to one with his new Transport Special Advisor and says he enjoyed his relaxed style.

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  107. 150
    Anonymous says:

    Did your mummy get this thru Motoability?

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  108. 152
    Shooty* says:

    “Soon I will control everyone in the country just like this, from a massive tower, and no one will be allowed to do anything without my guiding hand. Anyway, I’m taking this toy car. Property is theft. This belongs to the state now. Would you like some benefits?”

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  109. 154
    George Bush says:

    Read My Lips:

    No new Taxi’s

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  110. 155
    Miliband says:

    “The squeezed middle can’t afford taxis, Timmy. It’s what I call the cost of tipping crisis”

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  111. 157
    Geoffrey Brooking says:

    Owen, Owen…

    When I said expand the Congeation Charge I meant the whole of the country not just within the M25.

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  112. 159
    Milibrain says:

    “And here’s White Dee getting a taxi back to Benefits Street from the benefits office, look at all the £20 notes she has!”

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  113. 163
    Anonymous says:

    Like most London cab rides, Ed went too far, too fast.

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  114. 166
    Anonymous says:

    “Choo choo”

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  115. 167
    I was once a leftist says:

    Fill in that postal vote or the kid gets it!

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  116. 168

    Oy Vey My Backs Gone

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  117. 169
    jgm2 says:

    I’ll be expensing this taxi journey at £20 for essential constituency work.

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  118. 172
    Kid E Smith says:

    Where’s the fuckin’ taxi, Hunt?

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  119. 174
    Concrete Jungle says:

    The Race Is On To See Who Can Cover The Country At The Fastest Pace

    This is what the new towns will look like when we get into power

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  120. 175
    Only Politician and celebs will be able to use cars and planes says:

    if I become the Prime Minister, when you grow up this will be the only Taxi plebs like you will get to use.

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  121. 176
    Millionaireband says:

    And if you’re *really* lucky, you might get a job driving my kids around in one of these when you grow up

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  122. 177
    Millitwat says:

    … and you keep one shoving it in, harder and harder and harder and harder.

    But if you tell anyone afterwards, noone will believe you and you’ll be taken away from mummy and daddy forever and have to go and live with Mrs Harman’s friends

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  123. 178
    Sam the Skull says:

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  124. 179
    Peter Grant says:

    The only time you’ll find Ed with ‘the knowledge’ around Westminster.

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  125. 180
    Anonymous says:

    I used to have a twain set, but now only bob crow can play with that.

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    • 186
      Red Ed says:

      I like that Bob Crow chap, he has not had my privileged upbringing but he does have that wonderful oversized sense of self entitlement that only comes with idleness.

      I am not so sure about that gold leather thong he wears though when mincing on Ipanema beach!

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  126. 181
    These floods are wrong when negotiations are still going on says:

    “This car represents the state, and the roads represent individuals’ liberties”

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  127. 184
    Red Ed says:

    I always like to think of my old dad when we play these games, here he is, is beep beep, slipping over and disregarding national borders to become an illegal immigrant.

    That’s the lesson for today young man, “Lieing Nu, NuLiebor” deceit is in our DNA.

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  128. 185
    The General says:

    ” And this is how we are going to crash the economy again.”

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  129. 187
    Marxist Tripe says:

    Lieing lefty politician tries to prove he is a man of the people by playing with kids from the local rough school whilst wearing cheap single cuff primark shirts at the same time.

    It just doesn’t wash mate oh, and neither does the shirt but I expect the Bespoke Jermyn street little number is already being warmed up at home by your butler for when that on goes in the bin!

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  130. 188
    Anonymous says:

    Oh dear, I seem to have come to the end of the road.

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  131. 189
    John Smith says:

    And as you see little boy ”2 + 2 DOES equal 5”…”We really care about Edutainment”.

    ”Now, where is your ipad, I need to see my profile on farcebok”.

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  132. 192
    Tax Driver says:

    You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me?

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  133. 193
    OldCommieHabitsDieHard says:

    Miliband: “Hey, this really suits me. When I take over from Cameron, I’ll ban all other traffic when my cavalcade hits the roads.”

    Kid: “But there won’t be any other traffic. And, just like this game, we won’t need street lamps either — cos my dad says the last one gone will turn out the lights if you get in”.

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    Dave Miliband says:

    ”You understand little boy, When I Nationalise all Sources of Energy and claim ”Climate Change” or more importantly ”Man Made Global Warming” is to blame…. as I told the Chinese, and you believe it, then I may let you live in the World of Forward Belief!

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    Ed leads Labour party planning to mitigate effects of London tube strike

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    Arthur Scargills Cat says:

    “And as the taxi drives under the bridge, the brave miners drop a concrete block on it”

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  137. 198
    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    And then I shall sweep up Downing Street like this, stand on the steps of No 10, wave to the press gallery…..and deliver the two pizzas, tasty and hot!!

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  138. 199
    jeremyp99 says:

    I think I’ve done a poooooo

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    David soutter says:

    My father used to say when we bring communism in private cars will be illegal so this problem we have with the toy won’t exist !

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    Silver Cabs are the best cabs provider in world wide please have a look on silver service taxis .

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