February 14th, 2014

Do UKIP Really Believe in Straight Talking?


  1. 1
    Banana Republic Britain says:



    • 23
      Mr Nobody says:

      Still no by-election victory for Farage and time is running out. Ukip are just about worth a punt in Labour strongholds where none of the others have a chance. Otherwise, it’s best just to vote for whoever is most likely to stop the Labour candidate.

      Of course, the euro elections are a different kettle of fish entirely.


      • 34
        Spartacus says:

        tony war criminal b-liar said no tuition fees in his manifesto and then introduced them six weeks later


        • 72
          Jeremiah says:

          Dave Boy said he wasn’t going to raise Student Loans then raised them, showing of course he was the heir of B’Liar, and of course Cleggie reneged on his no raising Student Loans. It seems to be part of a [politicos make up to say one thing and then do the opposite


      • 35
        Banana Republic Britain says:

        If you can’t see much difference between the two then vote your conscience.


      • 64
        LibLabCon Hypocrites says:

        No different to any of the other party leaders and their manifestos.

        All drivel and absent of gay marriage.


      • 85
        Len Mcluskey says:

        If labour win the next general electoion the country is fuck .
        Just ask a labour voter


        • 88
          Not innocent face says:

          The country is fucked under Cast Iron Cameron’s Blue Labour. Lib LabCon same as


          • Fruitcake Central says:

            You “Blue Labour” types are so Bob Crow’s useful fucking idiots. Just wait until Balls and Miliband have totally trashed this country and cuts like you will be swinging from lamp-posts for letting it happen. Fucking Kipper Cnut.


      • 115
        Hugh Janus says:

        Latest polls: Populus – Lab 38% Con 32% UKIP 14% LibDem 9%.
        YouGov – Lab 39% Con 33% UKIP 12% LibDem 9%


      • 117
        Intellectual Pygmy says:

        Let me get this straight Mr Nobody.

        The Tories have been running this country on and off for fecking years upon years and still only managed third.

        UKIP are so young that they have no history, yet their time is running out because they beat the Tories, but did not win.

        Give your head a wobble you sheep’s vagina.


    • 37
      Anonymous says:

      I see the newly set up Labour smear UKIP campaign has made a start. Must have touched a nerve at yesterdays election, no doubt they will join forces with the LIBCONS after all they are all shitting themselves at UKIP growing popularity


    • 47
      Anonymous says:

      Try this for a bit of sraight talking, Oh dear its turned out to be straight lying


    • 51
      Anonymous says:


    • 62
      The UKIPPER says:


      Come all the electorate throughout the UK
      It’s time to ignore what the LIBLABCON say
      Lets face it these parties have all had their day
      Our politics need rearranging
      So go out and vote UKIP lets sweep them away
      For the times they are a changing

      Not one of them listens to our point of view
      They’d sooner give our cash to the EU
      So lets kick them out and try something new
      We can’t afford this lot remaining
      Political rethink is long overdue
      For the times they are a changing

      They lied about Lisbon and promised a vote
      There all Europhiles and in the same boat
      Their treachery just bring a lump to my throat
      As each other they just keep blaming
      So send them a message and let them take note
      That the times they are a changing

      We will no longer tolerate lies being told
      Tax breaks for the rich but more tax for the old
      Ruled from the EU and our birthrights sold
      They ignore us when we are complaining
      If we all vote UKIP their out in the cold
      For the times they all need changing


    • 65
      The UKIPPER says:

      Tory Voting Song

      Jolly voting weather
      We are all europhiles
      We’re very clever
      And lie to you all the while
      You fell for our promise especially the CAST IRON trick
      We’re all from Eton, and you lot are all too thick.

      If you think I’ll claim back powers,
      You haven’t got a clue
      We’ll hand the UK to Merkle,
      There is nothing that you can do
      No referendums Changes through on the nod
      I am the PM and I’m a duplicitous sod

      As for immigration
      I know it gets on your tits
      I will flood the nation
      And pay their benefits
      I am from Eton; I am one of the ruling class
      If you don’t like it, you can just kiss my ****


      • 69
        Jeremiah says:

        “Jolly voting weather” at the moment, I don’t think that would down very well Somerset, Berkshire and Surrey


      • 93
        Billy Whatsa-Wordsworth says:

        UKRAP voting song:

        The voting class
        Can kiss my 4rse
        When I get the MP’s job at last
        Your out of work
        And on the dole
        You can shove the EU up your hole.

        ‘Twos on the UK’s shores, so fair,
        I saw an opening lying there
        But you’ll find, to late, oh what despair
        Just another politico lying there.

        Nige Ferage and his magic garage


      • 97
        Union fat-cat says:

        Entrench socialist rule in the UK. vote UKIP.


        • 111
          Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

          They’re all Liberal Socialists in the Establishment One Party State and they are all ruining our country and impoverishing the majority of Britons.
          Only troughers, “I’m alright Jaques” and fools will keep voting for the sham Conservative, Labour and LibDems democracy.
          Don’t blame us. we vote UKIP.


    • 67
      Jeremiah says:

      Geedes, ” but do they really talk as much sense as they make out?”, I suppose they talk about as much sense as any other political party


  2. 1
    Floating Voter says:

    Well done. Free speech. :)


  3. 3
    JadedJean2 says:

    At heart, UKIP are another libertarian party, which makes them exactly the same as the LibLabCon party.


    • 20
      C.O.Jones says:

      The LibLabCon are not Libertarian by any understanding of the word. Sorry JadedJean, I do not share your understanding of the word Libertarian.


      • 24
        Lampshade says:

        + 1

        Sadly, there are, from time to time, a number of poltical illiterates who come on here pretending to know something about libertarianism. They rarely, if ever, take the matters under discussion very far forward, but I suppose that is not really their aim.


      • 74
        Jeremiah says:

        I have a dictionary definition of Libertarian:
        1/ An advocate of libertarianism
        2/ Someone who believes the doctrine of free will
        Does that help you all?


  4. 4
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    Someone must be getting nervous.


  5. 5
    Floating Voter says:

    Guido, don’t forget to take Mrs Guido out somewhere nice on the proceeds of this sponsorship money.


  6. 6
    Banana Republic Britain says:

    The new Labour party UKIP smear unit has been busy.


    • 100
      It's not a smear if it's true says:

      I thought it was the Tory media who “smear” you. Do try to be consistent with your fantasies.


  7. 7
    RomaBob.... Beeeeg Issue! says:

    Labour love ‘em postal votes, signed, sealed, delivered for them :)


    • 26
      Benny Central says:

      Yes over 10000 postal votes, and a majority of only 8000 over UKIP. The Liebore party envelope stuffers need to get their act together. Of course the area is massively over populated with benefits spongers , makes benefit street look like leafy Surrey.


      • 29
        RomaBob.... Beeeeg Issue! says:

        Looks like a walk to the Polling Station would do many of the postal voters some good?


      • 102
        RichUpNorth says:

        People should only be granted a postal vote if they have a specific reason to qualify for one. Otherwise they should have to get their arses off the couch and try walking for a change.


  8. 8

    Did you check who made that, Guido? Was it the LabourNazis or the ToryNazis?

    It’s got a jolly and rumpypumpy music track so I expect it was the LabourNazis, ‘coz “everything’s gonna get better”: Tories aren’t very jolly these days.

    ukip will ensure the demise of the Parliamentary Tory Party, which has been an unconscionable-long-time in coming, we’ll get Dread-Millibust for a little time, and then we can get free of this crowd of toads.


  9. 9
    Wait - what! says:

    Sponsored post?
    Somebody is very worried.


  10. 10
    Ed Milibellend says:

    Our Grand Alliance of benefit chavs, public sector workers and immigrants is unbeatable!


  11. 11
    Who gives a.......... says:

    So Farage isn’t as straightforward as he makes himself out to be.

    What next? News on the religious persuasion of the Pope or the location where bears defecate.


    • 13
      The Boy Plunger says:

      Never trust a devil dodger.

      Keep your money in your pockets when they are about !


    • 79
      Jeremiah says:

      Come on, he is a wannabe politico and that is what they do


    • 101
      Nigel's City trader millions says:

      Farage is as Establishment as the Queen’s fanny. The shocking thing is that so many Kippers refuse to see it. Mind you, dementia is a real problem these days so you can’t really blame them.


  12. 12
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    So Mr Farage says women are slowly taking over his party.

    Whatever happened to equality between the sexes then ?


  13. 14
    Anonymous says:

    Has Farage attacked Israel or something?


  14. 16
    Fred M says:

    Good at talking, not so good at reading.


    • 36
      Farage Talking says:

      “I know that nearly all of you in the room despise Ukip and that’s absolutely with fine by me. I’m jolly well going to make sure at the European elections next year, even more of you despise me, Ukip and the many millions who are going to vote for us”.


  15. 19
    frank says:

    Fair one Guido. I’ll never trust UKIP on Pullman trains, a Radio 4 theme or stuff from a manifesto that got binned years ago…

    On the important things like EU, national debt, Syria, immigration, foreign aid/ UK aid, local government and having candidates who have lived in the real world UKIP have the monopoly. Even the BBC has to give UKIP airtime now as none of the social democrat Establishment parties have any ideas. Unless you count postal votes of gay marriage.


  16. 21
    Di Rear says:

    I think this load of excrement is sponsored by the Limp Dims ona the Stone Dead party.


  17. 27
    Winston says:

    This fella, Andy Barr, runs a PR agency. I wonder who he has as clients? His blog has several attacks on Farage, including a truly independent review of UKIP, titled “Farage is a Dick”.


    • 43
      Wake up & vote UKIP says:

      Can’t be sponsored by the limptory dims, pointing to Nige & shouting DICK would be eroding their core vote.


  18. 30
    ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

    It is an example of what happens when you elect a leader devoid of principles. Cameron has no moral strength from which to govern.

    If he was a true centrist ‘Cameroon’, then he’d tell the backbenchers to go fuck themselves. It may cause trouble in his own party, but he’d have the respect of the electorate. If he was a true Tory rightwinger, he’d stop trying to pander to the centre votes.

    As it is, he’s a man who tries to be all things to all people. All at once ‘hug a husky’ and ‘cut the green crap’. It doesn’t work. He’s a piss-poor excuse for a leader, and the value of his showmanship is rapidly diminishing.

    That he makes John Major look like a tower of strength says it all


    • 44
      JadedJean2 says:

      And you think Ed is any different?

      They are all libertarian shills.

      Old Labour ditched its “principles” when Tony Blair (guided by his guru Peter Mandelson) ditched clause iv with the creation of New Labour. Labour ceased to be a socialist party from that day and have been incredibly relaxed about that ever since.


      • 50
        Anonymous says:

        “Libertarian” Shills? Do you know what a libertarian is? Hint: It’s a long long way from where the LibLabCon stand.


      • 91
        Von Rumpoy killed our giraffe. says:

        Your lack of understanding of libertarianism is matched by your lack of understanding of Socialism.


    • 49
      Blowing Donkey Whistles says:

      Brown, Blair, Balls and Millitwat are all paragons of virtue aren’t they moussa?

      You really are one dumb fcuking mongtard.


  19. 31
    Mark W says:

    If UKIP ever get elected, to anything, anywhere, I’m leaving the country


  20. 32
    Green Dee says:

    Even with a turnout as low as 28%, UKIP couldn’t come close to Labour, so it reamins just a by-election protest vote


  21. 33
    Waders on says:

    Oh dear. A flood of enraged kippers ahoy.


    • 92
      twit says:

      No, just normal people who have had it with you bastards.


      • 104
        Anonymous says:

        Yawn. Does your teacher know you use words like “bastards”?


        • 112
          Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

          These gullible retards think they own Britain’s democracy.
          Let’s have a chat after the Tories lose most of their bullshitting MEPs and 50+ seats at the Westminster trough.


  22. 40
    1 millionth Customer says:

    I didn’t notice it was a sponsored post until I read the comments.
    Make it clearer so readers don’t waste their time

    And sponsored by whom? Their website says nowt about who The Spin Alley are. Is it rude to ask questions with yer gob full*, Greedo?

    * this is not an fattist remark, cos, y’see I’m calling you a cock-sucker: geddit? Haha!


  23. 45
    Wendi Deng says:

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  24. 48

    Appalling S ta in es has become flooded with Butch Dave’s juice after torrential golden showers.
    Visitors to this site are advised to remain in their own homepages until normal service is resumed.


  25. 52
    Derron Brown The Bog Man says:

    Bent as a five bob bit!


  26. 54
    Anonymous says:

    Who sponsored the post?


  27. 66
    Displaced Brummie says:

    Who is Andy Barr paid by?


  28. 68
    Punkah-Wallah. says:

    This is not journalism – this is paid for anti-UKIP propaganda
    Greedo should be ashamed.
    He cannot blame pols from taking dirty money now!


  29. 73
    Tin foil top hat says:

    Guido sucks cameron c*ck, followed by sloppy seconds ED, and sloppy thirds Nick Clegg.


  30. 82
    Anonymous says:

    Stay away from him, stay away from him
    Don’t believe his lying
    No you’ll never win, no you’ll never win
    Loser’s in for crying
    Don’t give him your vote today –
    for tomorrow he’s on his way

    He’s a sweet talkin’, sweet talkin’
    (Sweet talkin’, sweet talkin’)
    Sweet talkin’, sweet talkin’
    (Sweet talkin’)
    (Sweet talkin’) Guy


  31. 86
    Not innocent face says:

    Ho ho ho lets all laugh at UKIP for not winning one of the safest Labour seats in the UK.

    Remind us where the Tories came?


    • 105
      Fried Kipper says:

      We came third. Remind us how many seats UKIP have won? Fuck me, even the Greens can manage to actually win a seat.


      • 113
        Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

        Stop squealing if UKIP are no danger.
        Your post says otherwise.


  32. 90
    twit says:

    this is one of Guido’s weakest posts in a long time. Has he been got at. like Hague?


  33. 121
    Intellectual Pygmy says:

    Look at them all fucking sweating because UKIP are polling higher than two of the three main parties in a northern town. Next stop the EU elections in May.


  34. 123
    Border Terrier says:

    As Göring and Mussolini proved, being a buffoon doesn’t make you harmless or less evil.

    Farage is more beer hall than saloon bar.


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