February 14th, 2014

Do UKIP Really Believe in Straight Talking?


  1. 1
    Banana Republic Britain says:


  2. 2
    Floating Voter says:

    Well done. Free speech. :)

  3. 3
    JadedJean2 says:

    At heart, UKIP are another libertarian party, which makes them exactly the same as the LibLabCon party.

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    Casual Observer 6 says:

    Someone must be getting nervous.

  5. 5
    Floating Voter says:

    Guido, don’t forget to take Mrs Guido out somewhere nice on the proceeds of this sponsorship money.

  6. 6
    Banana Republic Britain says:

    The new Labour party UKIP smear unit has been busy.

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    RomaBob.... Beeeeg Issue! says:

    Labour love ‘em postal votes, signed, sealed, delivered for them :)

  8. 8

    Did you check who made that, Guido? Was it the LabourNazis or the ToryNazis?

    It’s got a jolly and rumpypumpy music track so I expect it was the LabourNazis, ‘coz “everything’s gonna get better”: Tories aren’t very jolly these days.

    ukip will ensure the demise of the Parliamentary Tory Party, which has been an unconscionable-long-time in coming, we’ll get Dread-Millibust for a little time, and then we can get free of this crowd of toads.

  9. 9
    Wait - what! says:

    Sponsored post?
    Somebody is very worried.

  10. 10
    Ed Milibellend says:

    Our Grand Alliance of benefit chavs, public sector workers and immigrants is unbeatable!

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    Who gives a.......... says:

    So Farage isn’t as straightforward as he makes himself out to be.

    What next? News on the religious persuasion of the Pope or the location where bears defecate.

  12. 12
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    So Mr Farage says women are slowly taking over his party.

    Whatever happened to equality between the sexes then ?

  13. 13
    The Boy Plunger says:

    Never trust a devil dodger.

    Keep your money in your pockets when they are about !

  14. 14
    Anonymous says:

    Has Farage attacked Israel or something?

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  16. 16
    Fred M says:

    Good at talking, not so good at reading.

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    RomaBob.... Beeeeg Issue! says:

    Inappropriate touching of young boys in the main pic. ??

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    Double Gloucester says:


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    frank says:

    Fair one Guido. I’ll never trust UKIP on Pullman trains, a Radio 4 theme or stuff from a manifesto that got binned years ago…

    On the important things like EU, national debt, Syria, immigration, foreign aid/ UK aid, local government and having candidates who have lived in the real world UKIP have the monopoly. Even the BBC has to give UKIP airtime now as none of the social democrat Establishment parties have any ideas. Unless you count postal votes of gay marriage.

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    C.O.Jones says:

    The LibLabCon are not Libertarian by any understanding of the word. Sorry JadedJean, I do not share your understanding of the word Libertarian.

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    Di Rear says:

    I think this load of excrement is sponsored by the Limp Dims ona the Stone Dead party.

  22. 22
    C.O.Jones says:


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    Mr Nobody says:

    Still no by-election victory for Farage and time is running out. Ukip are just about worth a punt in Labour strongholds where none of the others have a chance. Otherwise, it’s best just to vote for whoever is most likely to stop the Labour candidate.

    Of course, the euro elections are a different kettle of fish entirely.

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    Lampshade says:

    + 1

    Sadly, there are, from time to time, a number of poltical illiterates who come on here pretending to know something about libertarianism. They rarely, if ever, take the matters under discussion very far forward, but I suppose that is not really their aim.

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    A Taxpayer says:

    Thinking of taking a year off to do a bit of travelling. I’m sure you won’t mind when my income is no longer supporting your mad schemes.

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    Benny Central says:

    Yes over 10000 postal votes, and a majority of only 8000 over UKIP. The Liebore party envelope stuffers need to get their act together. Of course the area is massively over populated with benefits spongers , makes benefit street look like leafy Surrey.

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    Winston says:

    This fella, Andy Barr, runs a PR agency. I wonder who he has as clients? His blog has several attacks on Farage, including a truly independent review of UKIP, titled “Farage is a Dick”.

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    BoJo says:

    Don’t forget the dead and non existence postal voters.

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    RomaBob.... Beeeeg Issue! says:

    Looks like a walk to the Polling Station would do many of the postal voters some good?

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    ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

    It is an example of what happens when you elect a leader devoid of principles. Cameron has no moral strength from which to govern.

    If he was a true centrist ‘Cameroon’, then he’d tell the backbenchers to go fuck themselves. It may cause trouble in his own party, but he’d have the respect of the electorate. If he was a true Tory rightwinger, he’d stop trying to pander to the centre votes.

    As it is, he’s a man who tries to be all things to all people. All at once ‘hug a husky’ and ‘cut the green crap’. It doesn’t work. He’s a piss-poor excuse for a leader, and the value of his showmanship is rapidly diminishing.

    That he makes John Major look like a tower of strength says it all

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    Mark W says:

    If UKIP ever get elected, to anything, anywhere, I’m leaving the country

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    Green Dee says:

    Even with a turnout as low as 28%, UKIP couldn’t come close to Labour, so it reamins just a by-election protest vote

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    Waders on says:

    Oh dear. A flood of enraged kippers ahoy.

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    Spartacus says:

    tony war criminal b-liar said no tuition fees in his manifesto and then introduced them six weeks later

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    Banana Republic Britain says:

    If you can’t see much difference between the two then vote your conscience.

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    Farage Talking says:

    “I know that nearly all of you in the room despise Ukip and that’s absolutely with fine by me. I’m jolly well going to make sure at the European elections next year, even more of you despise me, Ukip and the many millions who are going to vote for us”.

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    Anonymous says:

    I see the newly set up Labour smear UKIP campaign has made a start. Must have touched a nerve at yesterdays election, no doubt they will join forces with the LIBCONS after all they are all shitting themselves at UKIP growing popularity

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    Casual Observer 6 says:

    They do have quite a few MEPd.

    Have a safe journey ;-)

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    Spartacus says:


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    1 millionth Customer says:

    I didn’t notice it was a sponsored post until I read the comments.
    Make it clearer so readers don’t waste their time

    And sponsored by whom? Their website says nowt about who The Spin Alley are. Is it rude to ask questions with yer gob full*, Greedo?

    * this is not an fattist remark, cos, y’see I’m calling you a cock-sucker: geddit? Haha!

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    Ukip Donors says:

    We certainly are.

  42. 42
    Banana Republic Britain says:

    With your rapier intellect I wouldn’t worry about keeping your promise, you thick cant.

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    Wake up & vote UKIP says:

    Can’t be sponsored by the limptory dims, pointing to Nige & shouting DICK would be eroding their core vote.

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    JadedJean2 says:

    And you think Ed is any different?

    They are all libertarian shills.

    Old Labour ditched its “principles” when Tony Blair (guided by his guru Peter Mandelson) ditched clause iv with the creation of New Labour. Labour ceased to be a socialist party from that day and have been incredibly relaxed about that ever since.

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    Wendi Deng says:

    You rearn good gleedo.
    Sucki sucki luperts pee-pee make nice money for ruxury rifestyrle
    He ordd man easy satisfy.
    you still time to sucki sucki brair with nice butt and legs when orld man asreep.

  46. 46
    Pillock Detector says:

    Found one!

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    Anonymous says:

    Try this for a bit of sraight talking, Oh dear its turned out to be straight lying

  48. 48

    Appalling S ta in es has become flooded with Butch Dave’s juice after torrential golden showers.
    Visitors to this site are advised to remain in their own homepages until normal service is resumed.

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    Blowing Donkey Whistles says:

    Brown, Blair, Balls and Millitwat are all paragons of virtue aren’t they moussa?

    You really are one dumb fcuking mongtard.

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    Anonymous says:

    “Libertarian” Shills? Do you know what a libertarian is? Hint: It’s a long long way from where the LibLabCon stand.

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    Derron Brown The Bog Man says:

    Bent as a five bob bit!

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    lojolondon says:

    Guido, lay off of Farage – we like him and we like UKIP. We do not like the big ‘two and a half’ because their cosy cabal means they are all the same. Vote UKIP for democracy!

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    Anonymous says:

    Who sponsored the post?

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    billybones says:

    off you go then

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    Jimmy says:

    In this country a libertarian is a tory with a drug habit.

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    Davenports Beer at Home says:

    Two elected in the West Midlands-one kicked out of the party apparently for disagreeing with Nigel, and has since set up a new Independence party-the other a man who had an operation to become a woman who then declared herself a lesbian and left the party because it is homophobic!

  58. 58
    mi brane hurtz says:

    In this country a liberal is a labour-ite with a murdering-Iraqui habit.

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    real UKIP donors says:

    Oh no we’re not.

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    C.O.Jones says:

    That is about the first posting that you have made that does not include leftie dogma. Funny as well.

    I am shocked. Amused and shocked.

  61. 61
    J M Barrier-Reef says:

    And if you clap really, really loudly children, Tinkerbell won’t die!

  62. 62
    The UKIPPER says:


    Come all the electorate throughout the UK
    It’s time to ignore what the LIBLABCON say
    Lets face it these parties have all had their day
    Our politics need rearranging
    So go out and vote UKIP lets sweep them away
    For the times they are a changing

    Not one of them listens to our point of view
    They’d sooner give our cash to the EU
    So lets kick them out and try something new
    We can’t afford this lot remaining
    Political rethink is long overdue
    For the times they are a changing

    They lied about Lisbon and promised a vote
    There all Europhiles and in the same boat
    Their treachery just bring a lump to my throat
    As each other they just keep blaming
    So send them a message and let them take note
    That the times they are a changing

    We will no longer tolerate lies being told
    Tax breaks for the rich but more tax for the old
    Ruled from the EU and our birthrights sold
    They ignore us when we are complaining
    If we all vote UKIP their out in the cold
    For the times they all need changing

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    Co-op Flowers and Mad Bad Sad Al says:

    What about us, Jimmy-Squealer? We are very liberal with drugs

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    LibLabCon Hypocrites says:

    No different to any of the other party leaders and their manifestos.

    All drivel and absent of gay marriage.

  65. 65
    The UKIPPER says:

    Tory Voting Song

    Jolly voting weather
    We are all europhiles
    We’re very clever
    And lie to you all the while
    You fell for our promise especially the CAST IRON trick
    We’re all from Eton, and you lot are all too thick.

    If you think I’ll claim back powers,
    You haven’t got a clue
    We’ll hand the UK to Merkle,
    There is nothing that you can do
    No referendums Changes through on the nod
    I am the PM and I’m a duplicitous sod

    As for immigration
    I know it gets on your tits
    I will flood the nation
    And pay their benefits
    I am from Eton; I am one of the ruling class
    If you don’t like it, you can just kiss my ****

  66. 66
    Displaced Brummie says:

    Who is Andy Barr paid by?

  67. 67
    Jeremiah says:

    Geedes, ” but do they really talk as much sense as they make out?”, I suppose they talk about as much sense as any other political party

  68. 68
    Punkah-Wallah. says:

    This is not journalism – this is paid for anti-UKIP propaganda
    Greedo should be ashamed.
    He cannot blame pols from taking dirty money now!

  69. 69
    Jeremiah says:

    “Jolly voting weather” at the moment, I don’t think that would down very well Somerset, Berkshire and Surrey

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    Farage is big enough to take it.

    Take it he must, if he is going to succeed.

  71. 71

    Not bad, Jimmy. Your are wrong on a minimum of two points here…

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    Jeremiah says:

    Dave Boy said he wasn’t going to raise Student Loans then raised them, showing of course he was the heir of B’Liar, and of course Cleggie reneged on his no raising Student Loans. It seems to be part of a [politicos make up to say one thing and then do the opposite

  73. 73
    Tin foil top hat says:

    Guido sucks cameron c*ck, followed by sloppy seconds ED, and sloppy thirds Nick Clegg.

  74. 74
    Jeremiah says:

    I have a dictionary definition of Libertarian:
    1/ An advocate of libertarianism
    2/ Someone who believes the doctrine of free will
    Does that help you all?

  75. 75
    Jeremiah says:

    Or no nookie for you tonight my boy and big sulk.

  76. 76
    Jeremiah says:

    Very true but a lot will go by car.

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    Jeremiah says:

    But, but, David it was “the Sun wot won it”

  78. 78
    Jeremiah says:

    The tories turning on each other, Liebore muttering against Teddy and Cleggie least said

  79. 79
    Jeremiah says:

    Come on, he is a wannabe politico and that is what they do

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    Jimmy says:

    Well yes obviously it could also be a tory on a driving ban.

  81. 81
    Jeremiah says:

    You mean a crown as far as know they are still legal tender, 25p

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    Anonymous says:

    Stay away from him, stay away from him
    Don’t believe his lying
    No you’ll never win, no you’ll never win
    Loser’s in for crying
    Don’t give him your vote today –
    for tomorrow he’s on his way

    He’s a sweet talkin’, sweet talkin’
    (Sweet talkin’, sweet talkin’)
    Sweet talkin’, sweet talkin’
    (Sweet talkin’)
    (Sweet talkin’) Guy

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    Jeremiah says:

    Punkah-Wallah, get on with your punkakering

  84. 84
    Jeremiah says:

    Don’t be disgusting, The Master would not like it

  85. 85
    Len Mcluskey says:

    If labour win the next general electoion the country is fuck .
    Just ask a labour voter

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    Not innocent face says:

    Ho ho ho lets all laugh at UKIP for not winning one of the safest Labour seats in the UK.

    Remind us where the Tories came?

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    Not innocent face says:

    Lynton sends hugs

  88. 88
    Not innocent face says:

    The country is fucked under Cast Iron Cameron’s Blue Labour. Lib LabCon same as

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    twit says:

    That is great news. Can I buy you a ticket?

  90. 90
    twit says:

    this is one of Guido’s weakest posts in a long time. Has he been got at. like Hague?

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    Von Rumpoy killed our giraffe. says:

    Your lack of understanding of libertarianism is matched by your lack of understanding of Socialism.

  92. 92
    twit says:

    No, just normal people who have had it with you bastards.

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    Billy Whatsa-Wordsworth says:

    UKRAP voting song:

    The voting class
    Can kiss my 4rse
    When I get the MP’s job at last
    Your out of work
    And on the dole
    You can shove the EU up your hole.

    ‘Twos on the UK’s shores, so fair,
    I saw an opening lying there
    But you’ll find, to late, oh what despair
    Just another politico lying there.

    Nige Ferage and his magic garage

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    Mars Attacks! says:

    Or a Labour peer in HMP Wherever….

  95. 95
    UKRAP's puppet masters says:

    Well you should be.

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    Fruitcake Central says:

    You “Blue Labour” types are so Bob Crow’s useful fucking idiots. Just wait until Balls and Miliband have totally trashed this country and cuts like you will be swinging from lamp-posts for letting it happen. Fucking Kipper Cnut.

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    Union fat-cat says:

    Entrench socialist rule in the UK. vote UKIP.

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    EU-approved lightbulb says:

    Sadly there are a number of Kipper illiterates who come on here pretending to understand complicated words, but when challenged just resort to personal abuse or just shout their silly slogans, like “LibLabCON!!!”. They don’t take anything forward, but then their only agenda is to spread fear, dissent, confrontation and suck Farage’s cock.

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    The Undertakers says:

    We love UKIP donors – they provide a steady flow of work and their executors always pay their bills.

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    It's not a smear if it's true says:

    I thought it was the Tory media who “smear” you. Do try to be consistent with your fantasies.

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    Nigel's City trader millions says:

    Farage is as Establishment as the Queen’s fanny. The shocking thing is that so many Kippers refuse to see it. Mind you, dementia is a real problem these days so you can’t really blame them.

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    RichUpNorth says:

    People should only be granted a postal vote if they have a specific reason to qualify for one. Otherwise they should have to get their arses off the couch and try walking for a change.

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    Kippers aren't right in the head says:

    Note the rapier wit and incisive intellect of the Kipper replies.

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    Anonymous says:

    Yawn. Does your teacher know you use words like “bastards”?

  105. 105
    Fried Kipper says:

    We came third. Remind us how many seats UKIP have won? Fuck me, even the Greens can manage to actually win a seat.

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    Why White Dee votes UKIP says:

    We will protect your benefits.

  107. 107
    Get a grip says:

    “Many millions”…. HAHAHAHAHA

  108. 108
    Hypocrite spotta says:

    You’re such a paragon of non-personal abuse when you’re not going on about sucking cock.

  109. 109
    Brits who stand for freedom says:

    Oh no we shouldn’t.

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    Well fuck off then

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    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    They’re all Liberal Socialists in the Establishment One Party State and they are all ruining our country and impoverishing the majority of Britons.
    Only troughers, “I’m alright Jaques” and fools will keep voting for the sham Conservative, Labour and LibDems democracy.
    Don’t blame us. we vote UKIP.

  112. 112
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    These gullible retards think they own Britain’s democracy.
    Let’s have a chat after the Tories lose most of their bullshitting MEPs and 50+ seats at the Westminster trough.

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    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    Stop squealing if UKIP are no danger.
    Your post says otherwise.

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    Anonymous says:

    Billy Whatsa-Wordsworth says:

    Your poetry like your polotics is piss poor, it doesn’t even scan

  115. 115
    Hugh Janus says:

    Latest polls: Populus – Lab 38% Con 32% UKIP 14% LibDem 9%.
    YouGov – Lab 39% Con 33% UKIP 12% LibDem 9%

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    Herman says:

    I’ve been waiting for the right sodden moment to spend his damp rag 2400 pound fine.

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    Intellectual Pygmy says:

    Let me get this straight Mr Nobody.

    The Tories have been running this country on and off for fecking years upon years and still only managed third.

    UKIP are so young that they have no history, yet their time is running out because they beat the Tories, but did not win.

    Give your head a wobble you sheep’s vagina.

  118. 118
    Intellectual Pygmy says:

    Jimmy votes Labour. Jimmy is a cock.

  119. 119
    Intellectual Pygmy says:

    The definition of madness is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result.

    Bearing that in mind lightbulb. How many times have you voting for one of the main parties? Has the country been markedly improved by your choice?

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    Intellectual Pygmy says:

    I smell desperation. Are you scared of UKIP?

  121. 121
    Intellectual Pygmy says:

    Look at them all fucking sweating because UKIP are polling higher than two of the three main parties in a northern town. Next stop the EU elections in May.

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    Anonymous says:

    Poor effort., bit embarrassing really.

  123. 123
    Border Terrier says:

    As Göring and Mussolini proved, being a buffoon doesn’t make you harmless or less evil.

    Farage is more beer hall than saloon bar.

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