February 13th, 2014

Another LibDem Sex Scandal?


404 Comments

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    DSK says:

    Well I never.

    I had no idea.

    I am in a state of shock.

  3. 3

    Reblogged this on wheelsofpoliticalsteel and commented:
    Mega Lols!

  4. 4
    Mike Hancock CBE MP says:

    I’ve laid a cable in a loo before now.

  5. 5
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    As we learn of this story I feel certain the Police will be sailing around London looking for Mr Cable.

  6. 6
    Baz says:

    Isn’t that an old one that’s been posted before?

  7. 7

    It’s the only Office he’s fit to run……………..Nick won’t even let him near the Gents!

  8. 8
    Vince Cable says:

    I don’t recall changing my nappy

  9. 9
    Parasite says:

    So fuck!

  10. 10
    Stuart Photocopier says:

    I used to live in Hull and remember the floods that devastated the city and surroundings of East Yorkshire in 2007. I don’t remember a great relief effort and a open cheque book to help us. All we got was misery, financial ruin and depression but we bounced back without their help. But it could have been a lot worse if the tories were in power at the time. Now that the tory heartland is flooding the bullingdon club ride in to the rescue of those who put these corrupt inept pigs in power. Unfortunately Somerset and its surroundings seems to be forgotten for the Eton mess. Ukip are going to make killing on the back of this catastrophe

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    Nick Clegg says:

    I agree with Ed now

  12. 12
    lojolondon says:

    Well, if it is a LimpDim case, then the victim is sure to be someone ‘vulnerable’ – very young / very old / very unwell / very drunk.

  13. 13
    8illy Kebab says:

    First!

  14. 14
    cornwall storms says:

    Hmmm dredging of the Somerset Levels was stopped 1998/2000. Which government was in power then?

  15. 15
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP

  16. 16
    Gordon MacBreath says:

    I flew over those floods in a helicopter and was hailed as a genius.
    Check the press reports. Everyone was so impressed I decided to call an election.

    But then changed my mind and pretended I had no intention of going to the polls.
    That was 2007.

    After that it all went very wrong very quickly.
    I saved the world though.

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    The rest of the country says:

    Hull imposed great misery on the rest of us by electing a fat lump of shit called John Prescott.

  18. 18
    Ed Moribund says:

    UKIP are total amateurs.
    They don’t know one end of a fraudulent postal vote from the other.

  19. 19

    Why was he called Mr Bean? ;-)

  20. 20
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    But Dromeys allowed.

  21. 21
    Jeremy Thorpe says:

    I liked hanging around in toilets. So many interesting people to meet.

  22. 22

    A Rank one.

    Government or photocopier, take your pick.

  23. 23
    Jack Dromey says:

    I am not a woman! I just like men, Ok!

  24. 24
    Jimmy says:

    Thanks for letting us know that. I don’t think I would have slept tonight wondering.

  25. 25

    Did he go in order to turn the black stopcock off?

  26. 26
    Tasmanian Devil says:

    Thank goodness those poor bankers at Lloyds are getting a nice bonus, I wouldn’t be able to sleep at night otherwise

  27. 27
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    We have all done it, wondered into the Gents by mistake.

  28. 28

    I wander what he/she meant by that? :-)

  29. 29
    jgm2 says:

    Tories. Bullingdon Club. Eton.

    Bingo. Well done.

    Your reward for getting all three in is another double-shift at Labour HQ as a ‘volunteer’ tomorrow. Bring your own packed lunch.

  30. 30
    Gordon says:

    i went to the zoo and saw the linos and the pingus and the hipos but the ladies were all loked in there cages where I couldnt see them

  31. 31

    Sleep walking.

    It is what Labour do.

  32. 32
    Nick Clegg says:

    Just in case this IS another sex scandal I’d like to say very early on,

    “We made a pledge not to ignore any further sexual misconduct allegations. We did not stick to it, and for that I am sorry.”

  33. 33
    Reader says:

    Guido, have you ever thought of having a slot for ‘worst comment of the day’?

    When even Jimmy thinks a comment is ridculous, it really has to be the pits.

  34. 34

    Don’t just vote UKIP – become a member & join the local Committee. See what you can do to change British politics……………….

  35. 35
    Tony Blair says:

    Any giraffes?

  36. 36
    Tony Blair says:

    Give Labour a permanent majority, even without their Jock majority?

  37. 37
    Norman says:

    Wash and brush up sir?

  38. 38
    Chris Rennard says:

    I demand an independent Lord-led inquiry

  39. 39
    Gordon Brown's shed says:

    Tonight … I are mostly playing online roleplaying with my GOREDOOM the WIZARD Class.

  40. 40
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Wilhemena Wordsworth has a lot to answer for.

  41. 41
    David Flunked it says:

    Anyone seen my dog?

  42. 42
    Don't give a shit about UKRAP, the Limp Dumbs or LieBore says:

    Or one tax efficient “educational trust” from a denial?

  43. 43
    Mao Zedong says:

    It’s too early to say.

  44. 44
    Stuart Photocopier says:

    Thanks. its only my first week but I’m doing quite well, I think. They said I could be the new Alistair Campbell.

    But then again they said there would be a full lunch but its just a bag of Doritos and an Actimel.

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    Derron Brown is a disgusting pervert says:

    Not funny! Sick of these perverts!

  46. 46
    Ma­q­bo­­ul says:

    I remember that. Devastated the entire shit hole of Hull and caused twenty five quid’s worth of damage.

  47. 47
    Peter Ellis says:

    Wicked !

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    Objective Productions protects a criminal pervert. says:

    Scum.

  49. 49
    Ma­q­bo­­ul says:

    You’ve got some neck, Tone.

  50. 50
    Christopher Hitchens says:

    I’m dead. End of story.

  51. 51
    I Saved the Banks! says:

    More recently, it has been suggested that the sale, and its seemingly inept management, was a deliberate attempt to drive down the gold price in order to rescue several banks which had highly leveraged short positions in gold

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    Don't give a shit about UKRAP, the Limp Dumbs or LieBore says:

    Do you have a shady, xenophobic past? Are you a misogynistic , fatheaded, braying ass in public? Would you like to use these characteristics to feather your own, offshore, nest, without having the slightest understanding of politics?

    Then join UKIP today! UKIP – Making the UK great again – as in “Great – the UK has made me richer beyond my actual abilities!”

    This was a party political broadcast favouring the Labour party. Now pay your taxes, proles.

  53. 53
    Nasty piece of work. says:

    What is happening to Mike Handicapcock? Relaunching himself as Gay?

  54. 54
    Gordon says:

    elefants do big poos

  55. 55
    Gordon Brown says:

    I just had a dump. It was the right thing to poo.

  56. 56
    Ethel Photocopier says:

    I am a teacher. When my students pass their exams, it means I did my job properly and that I have reached my targets. I don’t get any bonus. Why?

  57. 57
    Vince Cable says:

    I don’t remember ladies.

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    Pliny the Welder says:

    And that nice Gordmong Broon-Stuff made a very similar amount from his “Charriddee”.. sorry that should have read, run up “expenses” to a very similar amount.

  59. 59
    Pykey says:

    Soon get that stripped.

  60. 60
    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    On the ladies loo?

  61. 61
    Cobra says:

    I see I met again today.

  62. 62
    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    Hi!!!

    I made 60 dollars an hour on the internet! Just by starting my own business and working hard for years! Then the government nicked most of it.

  63. 63
    Anonymous says:

    Did Pickles shit on the floor?.

  64. 64
    Deng Xiaoping says:

    It doesn’t matter if a Benn in black or white, as long as he’s living at the taxpayers’ expense.

  65. 65
    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    LIBLABCON Red-Brand government.

    Rather than the exactly the same blue brand.

  66. 66
    Gold Top Commander says:

    Mmmmm. Duchy Originals.

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    Mars Attacks! says:

    Only so long as it’s not a LieBore comment, though – nothing is so deranged from them, that young James wouldn’t support it – he’s like a battered wife who keeps thinking the awfulness will stop one day.

    Stand by your man!!

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    Kipper says:

    Tory trolls are just not funny anymore.

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    Ding, dong says:

    Sad innit, we have camorons Conservative MPs working to help their constituents and up in Hull you only had all those Liebour MPs with Liebour running the government and a Hull MP who was deputy prime minister and all you got was misery and financial ruin and depression, does that tell you something is wrong or are you just a wally with tribal views.

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    Don't give a shit about UKRAP, the Limp Dumbs or LieBore says:

    Kipper – so well named: Two faced, no guts – just like UKRAP.

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    Jeremiah says:

    You are a naughty little boy Fawkes when are you going to get the writ?

  72. 72
    Charon says:

    Got any coppers?

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    1+1 is2, 2+2 is 4, 3+3 is err 7 says:

    Because you are doing a job you get paid to do and are doing it for the rich enjoyment of see the young grow up and get a bankers job and bonus’s and put two fingers up to you.

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    Jeremiah says:

    Just because Teddy doesn’t look as if he has slept for a week.

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    Biffo says:

    Currently Christchurch Council are making a killing by charging for protection – see Bournemouth Echo – http://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/dorsetweather/news/11007552.Christchurch_residents_forced_to_buy_own_sandbags_to_protect_homes____30_for_pack_of_four/

    ‘ And yesterday, while PM David Cameron promised that “money is no object” when it comes to helping flood victims, Conifer Close residents told the Daily Echo they have had to buy their own sandbags and plastic sheeting.

    They have also asked for help from their MP Chris Chope, but say he has not accepted their invitations to visit them.

    Steve Richards, whose dad Ken has been living with him since Christmas, said they requested sandbags from Christchurch council last week but were told they would have to purchase them at £30 for a pack of four.

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    sunderland is a labour ghetto thats why its shot says:

    The delusional UKIP are predicting 2nd place in Wythenshawe as if it were some monumental achievement.The result tonight will prove the following,Labour are untouchable in large Metroplis shitholes like Manchester,Newcastle etc.The Tories will be lucky to get 15 per cent given events of the last week,The LibDems are totally fucker forever.So the message is this to all those contemplating voting UKIP from a line thru Stoke and Lincoln southwards if you vote UKIP you will allow a Labour government with a majority of 50.You can then say goodnight Vienna to GB.I am 67 pensioned up to weather the storm no mortgage and no kids but I care about this country and Labour dont or most of the fuckers who vote for them.

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    Ed Miliband says:

    I might have a hamburger for dinner.

    Delete unless there’s something more concrete I can say.

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    CUPIDO INCREMENTUM IMPEDIO says:

    Read the first sentence again – now discuss how you turned a loss making bank around and made £415m, while marking some papers that you have the answers too already.

    Do TRY and keep up at the back, and remember you are paid, by the state/public purse to do an important job, but not paid by a private employer to make money, all the time, or you FIRED.

    Pension? Fund your own, in the private sector. Very different pressures and consequences, plus you actually have to leave school at some point AFTER 4 years old and BEFORE you retire.

    1/10 – detention.

  79. 79
    Someone in the Torygraph says:

    There is a disturbing tendency in the UK nowadays to be constantly hoping for a Messiah to turn up. In 2006 it was Cameron, in 2010 it was Clegg, and now in 2014 it’s Nigel Farage. This is a worrying development: we are turning into a nation of Believers unwilling to smell shit masquerading as putty

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    Mystic Meg says:

    Don’t worry, it’ll be a LibLab Coalition in 2015

  81. 81
    Dave the Bummer says:

    You must enjoy a bit of uphill gardening,thankyou for your trolling effort.

  82. 82
    A bug says:

    I blame the millenium

  83. 83
    Jeremiah says:

    First what 8illy? How high is the Thames at Westminster, the Thames is wider there than in Surrey but it will get there.

  84. 84
    Jeremiah says:

    Good for the muck heap Gordy

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    testing times indeed.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    i’m back and will be continuing the EU Lisbon Treaty / consent / mandate / cover up.

    to start with – of the blind ‘silence’ of the so called intelligentsia of the msm – they did not inform the public whatsoever of the trickery of how our consent was taken for granted.

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    Keep up the good work! says:

    Finally, mùslims in the UK are doing something worthwhile! They’re flying over to Syria and blowing themselves up, thereby helping to reduce the benefit claimant count and mùslim population. Thank you, dead terrorists. I encourage all mùslims in the UK to follow their example and go to Syria to kill themselves.

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    Gordon Brown says:

    I’ll be writing to the PCC about Guido’s outrageous comments today besmirching my honesty and reputation!

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    The whole of MAPPA is a marxist controlled evil organism. It needs to be burned.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    So are the LibLabCons in their Marxist clothes.

  91. 91
    Blowing Whistles says:

    You again eh … well have you changed your tune / taken off your blinkers yet? Smear me at your peril.

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    sunderland is a labour ghetto thats why its shot says:

    +10000

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    Jeremiah says:

    Cupid old chap all those lovely traders will be losing those lovely high paid jobs to super computers, just like everyone else, then you can go to work in a call center or one of those scam merchants.

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    Auntie Duggan says:

    Allah Akbar.

  95. 95
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY.

    PRISON PRISON PRISON .

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    Big Farmer says:

    And who, exactly, is programming these super computers?

  97. 97
    An awkward bastard says:

    When he was caught parking a car we pay for on a double yellow line and got a ticket did he pay the ticket himself or leave it for us to pay?

  98. 98

    are you referring to the J Arthur variety ?

  99. 99
    A Bishop who wishes to remain anonymous from a nice house in Bath and Wells says:

    MY GOD IS BIGGER THAN YOUR GOD

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    It makes much more sense for an independent Scotland to go into currency union with Norway. Similar small population,similar climate,similar genetic stock and both economies dominated by oil & gas.

    Free yourselves from the idiots at Westminster & Brussels in one fell swoop.

    Go for it Scotland :-)

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    White Dee says:

    Bennies are a human right!

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    Smack me bitch up says:

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    Not Blowing Whistles says:

    In large part the MSM are not intelligentsia. That is one of the myths used to bestow credibility on the propaganda outlets.

    Most are just regular folk doing a job: Nothing more nothing less.

    As the UK media is now completely government regulated all reporters should be regarded as civil servants. They serve the interests of the state.

    There are some exceptions, a few committed loons and idealists, but the MSM is wholly a rigged game.

    For vaguely objective opinion, editorial and actual reporting of fact one needs to turn to the blogosphere. But still exercise caution.

    A good question for you to ask yourself, with respect, is why bother asking the rhetorical question you do.

    To offer an answer, it is clear that the MSM are either unaware, unwilling or unable to report accurately. On the matter of the EU, they are most likely unable to as they are subjected to both political coercion and economic corruption.

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    The British media are cunts says:

    Yes, Scotland should join with Iceland, they are doing well. Oh hang on they didn’t have the English to bail out their failed banks.

    Scotland can never be taken seriously when it’s GDP is swamped by the size of its banks.

  105. 105
    Black Dee says:

    Until the muzzies take over.

  106. 106
    tax dodger says:

    london’s dry – weather crisis over

  107. 107
    A reporter from the Daily Planet says:

    I never thought he was up to the job myself.

    Remember when that paper sent those young women around to his surgery as a plant.

    A couple of smiles and he was telling them things best not said.

    A strange choice for a Cabinet bedfellow.

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    F**k the LibLabCon says:

    Harsh but fair.

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    Please, Jockland, vote for independence. If we could vote for you, we would. says:

    “both economies dominated by oil”

    Except Jockland’s oil is running out.

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    Casual Observer 6 says:

    That could work, but the state of Scotland’s banking sector, and the share of UK debt which they are liable for would probably put the Norwegian’s off.

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    Don't give a shit about UKRAP, the Limp Dumbs or LieBore says:

    I have, but unlike you and your ilk, only with ladies. Still, you know your preferences.

    There – fixed it for you!

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    Oh for an English prime minister. says:

    I didn’t think your lot were allowed to eat ham.

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    F**k the LibLabCon says:

    Nothing much will change, we’ve had a LibLabCon Coalition since 1858.

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    There is no state pension fund. Ooops. says:

    Plus, Norway would become liable for Scottish pensioners’ pensions.

    Good luck with that one, Scotland.

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    Jimmy says:

    George Clooney has hit back at HIGNFY star Boris Johnson for suggesting London should not return the Elgin Marbles to Greece.
    The Darfur Human Rights activist was angered by the BBC funnyman calling for the 2,500-year-old sculptures to be kept in London while publicising his new tv series, Isn’t History a Hoot?, which tells how ideas stolen from professional historians were dumbed down for television.
    The Not On Our Watch Project strategist said: “Someone urgently needs to restore Boris Johnson’s marbles. Here he is plugging a tv series about classical history without realising that same history has been looted.
    He should stuff the politics and stick to satirical panel shows.”

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    Nige Farage and his magic garage - a song, a dance, go on guv..... give us a chance! says:

    I like a bit of offshore trusting, me!!

    Toodle pip, up, up and away!!

    My old man’s a banker,
    He took a bankers’ bung!

    And so did I.

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    Allah hates jihadis says:

    Join the jihad, travel the world, meet interesting Syrian troops.

    And get shot by them.

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaa!

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    Windi fuk wrong says:

    Mi Toni, he nice ass, big downstairs, horny boy. Not old man with shrinkie dick. Slottygobby not good she angry woman for me just sayin.

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    I think they all amalgamated.

    Now listed under: J Arthur Rank Xerox NeuLeiborNazi Buttplug Brown GmbH, currently in liquidation.

    (NB GmbH = Gesellschaft mit beschränkter Haftung, so contains that all important ränk.)

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    Casual Observer 6 says:

    So was the apparently delusional Lord A’shcroft last week.

    Second place for UKIP, and Third place for the Conservatives may be enough to finally wake the Conservatives up, and could speed the demise of the hapless Cameron.

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    Allah hates jihadis says:

    Can you even identify Greece on a map of the world, Jimmy?

    (hint: it’s the bankr*pt bit that lied its way into the €uro. No, not France..)

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    Pliny the Welder says:

    BW – you are a crepulant little fart, addicted to the sound of your own voice – do one, there’s a good little, whatever you are. You do not need smearing, as you think that you are the only voice of reason who can see corruption at every turn. You are wrong, but that IS your default setting.

    Plain enough for you.

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    Allah, Rummaging around the spare parts box in paradise says:

    These suicide bombers just don’t get it. How can a virgin fuck this ?

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    That is correct as to the devastation but, as one might expect, the receipts for damage were fiddled.

    The actual loss was 2/7¾d in the old money.

  125. 125
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    Clooney’s latest film is utter shit.

    Keep eye on the ball, not the marble.

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    Anonymous says:

    Perhaps if he was a Tory.

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    Everyone will get their P45 in due course says:

    Super super computers.

  128. 128
    David Cameron, spanking a big hairy monkey says:

    Erm, Nigel was a metals broker, not a banker.

  129. 129
    I walked out of Oxygen because it was crap says:

    George Cluney can only play ‘George Cluney’, and even he knows it’s wearing a bit thin.

  130. 130
    Mince Cable says:

    Who wrote ladies?

  131. 131
    I walked out of Oxygen because it was crap says:

    Oh, “Clooney”. Right.

  132. 132
    The Green Party says:

    Hellishly sexist.

  133. 133
    T May says:

    Yankee go home

  134. 134
    Pliny the Welder says:

    If you read the facts behind the crash, it WAS the computer controlled trading that triggered it… Go figure?

  135. 135
    JH23945802439823-04 says:

    It’s all going brilliantly in the Socialist Eden of Venezuela.

    Has Miliband expressed his brotherhood with Maduro yet?

  136. 136
    Crouching Tiger, Hidden Toilet Cam says:

    Me love Tony long time.

  137. 137
    FFS says:

    Eh? You are saying that Hull didn’t get a penny out of Labour during the floods there but it would have been worse if the Tories had been in power? How could it have been worse?

    Then you have a go at the Tories for looking after their own. But it was OK for Labour not to look after their own?

    You are a tit aren’t you?

  138. 138
    Asif Ide Givvemaway says:

    I am able to supply foil hats at very good prices!

  139. 139
    Number Crunching says:

    Marbles: 2,500 years old
    Greece: 190 years old

  140. 140
    Windi fuk Rong says:

    Year of the Horse namely after mi Toni, big I biggie. I call him at a time Toni Stallion.

  141. 141
    Eagle bros #1 says:

    It was the vindaloo, you might want to give it 20 minutes..

  142. 142
    Windi fuk Rong says:

    I say George call me and mr clown eye no do but Gideoney did do. Me no like.

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    Casual Observer 6 says:

    This is what the politics of Owen Jones, and Labour, will buy you:

  144. 144
    The Heroes of Telemarketing says:

    Thank you but no.
    You see we had a choice in the 1970s wether to put our oil money into a soverign wealth fund or paying ourselves Bennies.
    We decided not to splash out on unfounded pensions and life on the dole and are now the happiest nation on earth according to most polls. We also reckoned it wasn’t worth joining the money sucking EU.

    Here is a direct example of how two countries, identical in many respects , have evolved through different political outlooks.

    Or if you prefer
    We are the prosperous, industrious, North America
    You
    Are the siesta sleeping, communist flirting, South America.

    So … Good luck with that and thanks again for the offer but FU!

    Lads largerson.
    Happy mayor of Spoösekvik

  145. 145
    Turtle head says:

    He’s not.

  146. 146
    Is this justice or irony? says:

    How dare someone do unto a politician what she would have others do unto everyone except herself.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/netherlands/10636013/Dutch-euthanasia-minister-found-dead-in-garage-likely-killed.html

  147. 147
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    The reality of socialism:

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    FFS says:

    Oh, so now you WANT to be performance measured?

    Well that’s a fucking first…..

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    The good Lord Elgin, unlike Stumpy, paid £39,000 for the marbles in 1816. The receipts exist. Why don’t they challenge the UK in the European Court?

    Even without resorting to that, we could have made some money with that (providing a Labour government did not get its hands on it.)

    The least they could do is offer our money back with interest. That would not be too unreasonable, would it?

    At a reasonable IRR, I calculate that to be in the region of £6tn. How about that for a deal Mr Samaras? Oh! BTW, we want that in Sterling (cleared), not in Euros.

    Put it on the table…

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    The Intern says:

    I’ve done it GF, I’ve done what you told me to do, I produced the sign and printed it off and stuck it to the door of the ladies’ toilet, just like you said. We seem to be getting a lot of traffic already, what a brilliant idea, you really are a political genius just like you told me you were when you generously offered me this voluntary position.

    Just one thing sir, the printer had run out of ink and so I had to go to WH Smiths and buy a new cartridge because we haven’t got any supplies in your office, I don’t mean to hassle you but I’ve kept the receipt so could you give me the money for it today please. It will need to be cash otherwise I will have to walk to work…. again.

    Not that I’m ungrateful, I really do appreciate you giving me this free market opportunity to prove myself on a three month trial basis, but I really do need that money back or I won’t be able to afford the bus or buy any lunch tomorrow.

    Anyway, never mind my selfish needs, I’m just happy to living the dream, working for nothing in exchange for the occassional nugget of wisdom, like this toilet thing, you were right GF, the readers are completely ignoring the fact that Dave is up to his neck in it and the fecal matter is actually starting to seep into his mouth and nasal cavity and he’s looking like a complete waste of space, but just like you said if we bang on about the Lib Dems enough then we will be able to divert attention from your paymaster.

    Brilliant plan GF, absolutely bloody brilliant.

    Is there any chance whatseover of you giving me back the money for the printer cartridge? I haven’t eaten in four days.

  151. 151
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    Owen in Venezuela, perhaps helping to plot the killing which is happening now ?

  152. 152
    Teapot says:

    It not just twats like Owen Jones. I have heard too many allegedly democratic MPs using the unthinking rhetoric of violence in their speeches – ‘fight’ this, ‘mobilize’ against that, ‘campaign’ for the other. No one seems capable of using a reasoned approach any more.

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    Casual Observer 6 says:

    Some more close up reality of socialism: When students complain about lack of opportunity upon graduation, this is how a socialist regime responds:

    When one understands the dynamics of shortage, and that socialism fundamentally does not recognize the rights of the individual, but regards its population as a disposable collective unit this becomes understandable.

    However, that does not make it right.

    This is what lies behind the mask of Ed Miliband, D’iane A’bbot, Owen J’ones and the others of the dominant non-libertarian left in the UK.

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    FFS says:

    I don’t care. I work for a US company selling their shit in Europe. So I will continue to have gainful employment no matter what the fuck my compatriots do.

    I was listening to two middle class businessmen on the Eurostar last night bragging about how great Tony Blair was and how Thatcher was evil.

    That is why Britain is fucked, because the British people are fuckwits. There are some gems amongst the dross, but it is mostly dross.

    Here’s another example. Told a Dutchman about our flooding woes. “Why don’t you build dykes around each town like in the Netherlands?”. I don’t know. I just don’t know. Actually I do. It’s because we are British. We take all kinds of shit and then just moan about it. We’ve been taking this crap for hundreds of years. We don’t deserve anything better. We are crap. Live with it.

    Yet another example. Heathrow airport. It’s fucking chaos on a good day. It’s like the first day it ever opened. They never seem to get truly organised. Why? Because it’s run by Brits that make Mr Bean look sensible. Anybody would think there’s a war on.

    Fantastic country, wonderful scenery, great coastline, some outstanding individuals but your average Brit is a wank-stain and I wouldn’t piss on him if he was on fire. They WILL vote Labour, and they WILL pay the price. Good.

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    Teapot says:

    Nothing like a bit of collaborating with a regime of killers, eh Owen?

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    CHAVS WIN! says:

    Labour landslide in 2015.

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    Jimmy says:

    I passed it on. They want to know if we’ll take drachmas.

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    Hey Jimbo says:

    I know Labour are embarrassed about that whole Iraq illegal war dodgy dossier lies illegal rendition torture thing, but try and answer my question anyway: How many illegal wars has this government had in which a million died? Come on now, Jimmy, you won’t win votes without answering questions by the electorate.

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    i don't need no doctor says:

    C4 News – Our mission tonight is to slag off the tories. Paul Mason and Guru-Murthy will stand in flood water to prove it is the tories fault. Paul lefty Mason will categorically state that the extreme weather is due to man made climate change, although he offered no proof whatsoever.
    C4 News, the biased news channel.

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    i don't need no doctor says:

    I must not question C4 News.

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    CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    The Greeks ,who are descending into the third world ,should have greater concerns than a load of bronze age rubble .

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    Casual Observer 6 says:

    It’s the small details that count, such as this piece of essential equipment which is issued to the protectors of socialist state in Venezuela:

    One should step back for a moment and consider the mindset that the state deemed fit to place in uniform, which is willing to use such equipment against their fellow citizens.

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    Eric Hogsperm says:

    What is the death of millions of people living pointless lives under the yoke of capitalism to those of us that believe in the inevitable utopia that Marxism must lead to!

    It is only a matter of time and yet again Marxism will prove its worth! Destroy all opposition my brothers and sisters in the name of Marxist progress! The end ALWAYS justifies every means!

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    Divide and rule says:

    Abbott agrees with heads being divided and left to bleed.

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    Casual Observer 6 says:

    This is the filth which supports and enables such oppression:

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    Every socialist without exception says:

    You have to understand. We don’t like criticism. And we like killing our critics.

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    Thank God Abbot's only shadow Health secretary and nothing to do with education says:

    “finally relax after a hard days election observing”

    day’s.

    Apostrofees r difikult 4 soshulists.

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    Anonymous says:

    She is so up herself the silly cow. Hard days election observing FFS. What qualifications does that twat. jones have to actually do something like this or is being a rabid lefty Oik all that’s required.

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Hope he brought his owen supply of toilet paper with him, the super absorbent pink fluffy kind.

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    Alastair Campbell (Miliband's chosen advisor) says:

    Ed Miliband hired me as an advisor.

    Crazy, really; not only did my shameless lies start an illegal war that killed 500,000 civilians, but I used to write p0rnography that demeaned women.

    So I’m a natural choice for Ed “Pro Women” Miliband.

    But then Labour’s deputy leader once campaigned for the legalisation of páedophilia, so what are my crimes, eh?

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    Auntie Duggan says:

    In my place 70 per cent of social housing tenants are on housing benefit paying a third of the market rate,add on the tens of thousands being spoon fed via tax credits and numerous other benefits we elect 3 Labour MPs who barring commiting some heinous crime will be here for life.Ambition,self respect hard work,respect,education,mobility are words not in the lexicon here,like you I dont give fuck.Years ago I remember watching a film called Im Alright Jack by the Boulting Bros well its arrived here in reality,I dont give a shit anymore.

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    UKIP or bust says:

    Is it the greezy pole your itching to climb on?

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    What honesty and reputation?

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    Anonymous says:

    Seeing that i think we can determine that zebra crossing lollipop man must be fucking useless at his job.

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    Fucking foreigners just can't SPELL! for fuck's sake says:

    wether = castrated male sheep

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    All Lefties should be shot in front of their families. Or, better still, in front of me. says:

    I never watch C4. Let alone their news.

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    Casual Observer 6 says:

    The dead student above was shot in the back.

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    phew says:

    Doesn’t it refer to laying a cable in the pan?

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    Anonymous says:

    Every time I see that pic on his twitter account it reminds me of someone being startled suddenly by a loud bang and then looking round to see where the snipers shot came from.

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    I've learnt some history but am I understanding it correctly? says:

    I don’t think we should give them back to them. They are clearly safer where they are.

    Egypt – had a huge empire, now fucked

    Turkey – had a huge empire, now fucked

    Greece – had a huge empire – quite fucked actually, getting worse

    Italy – had a huge empire – quite fucked actually, getting worse

    Great Britain – had a huge empire………………

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    i don't need no doctor says:

    No matter how hard C4 News tries to get flood victims to slag off Cameron they fail. Guru-Murthy, Mason and Crick are losers. Keep trying lads, you never know you might justify your £200,000 salaries, which incidentally is £40,000 more than Cameron gets.
    What has C4 News done to help the flood victims – well they stirred the shit and then left.

  182. 182
    BBC says:

    But what about global climate weather warming rain and our expenses?

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    jgm2 says:

    Greece, the cradle of Western civilisation, should probably worry about getting tap water that’s safe to dr*i*nk into its capital city before worrying about some rocks that would have dissolved in the pollution years ago if they weren’t safely tucked up in the British Museum.

    Just saying.

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    Anonymous says:

    Was it something she dead

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    John Bercow says:

    I’ve got a 2 inch cable.

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    UKIP or bust says:

    He’s looking right with disdain . It’s such a clever subversive image.

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    jgm2 says:

    Brown did. He got 28% of the votes in 2010 without answering a single question.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    They the MSM are the two cheeks [Left and right] of the bums who couldn’t give a damn / flying fuck either way as to the Public Interest as long as they ‘appear’ to be keeping the status quo of the percieved [deception] difference between the three ‘controlled parties’.

    Uk politics IS the biggest fucking joke going – it is the circus of fools – and behind the scenes – the real stringpullers are the biggest laughing stock going.

    They as an example have adopted the goebb.les mantra – of propagating a lie and repeating it time and again – in their misbegotten belief that the masses will buy into it – Climate change!

    i have for some years decline to make this analogy – but hey now is the time – Climate change < A big fucking hoax

    The grossly inflated numbers (and decades of fearmongering) from an event of WW2

    have some of that Pliny and the SC of old.

    e.g. Johann Hari – his comparison in the published indy – not mine. Subsequently blown to pieces like the plagerist piece of scum bum 5hit that he and D aaronowitch are.

    Huh and if i can put the links and the B/S together … don't for one minute think that others have not.

  189. 189
    phew says:

    The problem with socialism is that eventually they will analyse shit to see what you have eaten

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    UKIP or bust says:

    Is this a tweet sent to muppet Jones and La Abbot? if so what, if anything is their answer?

    I’d love to know how they deal with it, though I can guess.

  191. 191
    Blowing Whistles says:

    You firstly need to purge your mind of your having been completely indoctrinated into being a state excuse monkey. After that perhaps we could have a chat.

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    Curiously, if you mean drássomai, then we already have it.

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    Casual Observer 6 says:

    There have apparently been ‘political disappearances’, according to the opposition in Venezuela:

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    Anonymous says:

    And a system where you can actually put bog paper down the toilet

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    Jimmy's little helper says:

    Err that would be nuuunnn..

  196. 196
    Blowing Whistles says:

    PtW – if you knew (or dared to contemplate it) as to who had embedded their worms / trojan programmes into the worlds computers long before the crash … then some truths might hit you directly between you fucking closed eyes.

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    UKIP or bust says:

    He did answer questions, the BBC put him under the grill, well they interviewed him, well they had a chat with him, Well they . . . OK your right.

  198. 198
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    This image captures what that the UK working class need to understand about socialism:

    And for that matter, what a future within the EU holds in store.

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    White rabbit says:

    Just a thought but has Gordon Brown had a career change and become a weather forecaster.

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    O says:

    Well that’s nothing new for socialism I mean FFS the one eyed economically challenged twat disappears regularly. Trouble is he keeps coming back.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    i have replied to another of your pathetic comments below – btw thanks for acknowledging of our previous encounters – your mantras are well and truly over cooked like your brain that has been in the oven for far too long.

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    Not bad, but you missed out the USA.

    Got fucked first, then created a worldwide empire.

  203. 203
    A Taxpayer says:

    Fuck ‘em. Stop stealing from us.

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    What Maggie actually should have said says:

    The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people’s bodies.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    can anyone do a word cloud / number crunch of the repetition of the words ‘climate change’ that they do each and every night – along with the rest of the pathetic MSM?

    Their goebbe.ls promotion of if you repeate it enough times – is old ‘Dead Tree Press’ baloney …

    but don’t anyone tell them – ‘cos i’m havin a right old larf at em.

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    Frоm thе BBC (nоt bіg blаck cоck thіs tіmе):

    Brеаkіng thе sіlеncе оn mаlе rаpе

    І wаs fuckеd by Gоrdоn Brоwn. Wаs аnyоnе еlsе а vіctіm?

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    White rabbit says:

    Blessed are the horny-handed sons of toil who slave away are observing.

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    Mars Attacks! says:

    Let’s call the whole thing off!

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    Not Blowing Whistles says:

    I do not disagree with you.

    Goebbels was a civil servant. A very good, but imperfect, propagandist.

    The principals of propaganda are very clear, and well understood. Re-check my point about credibility building, combine with your point about repeating the same message across the propagandists check list.

    Make the point also that for propaganda to work and be absorbed by the target population, that population must not suspect that it is anything other than fair reporting.

    As there is no free press anymore, recognize that all MSM reporters in the UK are de-facto civil servants : They cannot even freely focus on the exclusive interests of the proprietors any more.

    Raising awareness of this is good, but it really does need to be spelled out for what it is.

    The UK media now is wholesale an adjunct of the state, propagating state propaganda.

    Any perception of good / bad reporting, honest or false etc. in the UK MSM is totally misguided. Such perceptions are crafted in order to confuse the public into believing a message from one source or another.

    All UK MSM reporting now is government crafted to meet the needs of the state. Moreover, it is projecting propaganda more on behalf of the EU than of the UK.

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    Pliny the Welder says:

    Have you tried anything for that BW? Like an education?

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    Casual Observer 6 says:

    The UK was involved in similar under the last Labour government.

    Jack Straw in particular.

    The disappearances were termed: Extraordinary Rendition.

  212. 212
    Pliny the Welder says:

    As before BW, your ARE just a legend in your own brain, BTW, your attempt to claim that everything is a conspiracy undermines your argument.

    Try:
    Logic.
    Knowledge.
    Less drugs.

    And do try and get out more.

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    Politics 101 says:

    The problem with socialism is that it is evil.

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    Madame Pipi says:

    Up until reading this blog I had thought today’s big story was the flooding.

    Now I know I was completely wrong.

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    Ailurophile says:

    Aaah!
    The Old Money.
    Sure, wasn’t it Great Stuff?

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    Emily Thornberry says:

    Thirty years ago, I had a traumatic encounter with BLT. I was really gagging for it and just went straight up to the counter and demanded they give it to me. But what I thought would be a pleasant, innocent experience left me shattered. I’ve had to receive counselling but I still have nightmares about that night when I put it in my mouth and immediately felt sick. It didn’t have enough bacon and mayo. Just because I was hungry and desperate didn’t mean they had the right to give me a below par sandwich. I’ve never been able to look at BLT again.

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    Alistair Darling says:

    Did you have shares in Northern Rock?

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    National Socialist says:

    I assume you are referring to international socialism…as that is truly satanic.

  219. 219
    Blowing Whistles says:

    You should its a bleedin larf and Snowy is just a dying old lefty zombie who probably frequents the Chelsea Arts Club – where many a tosser and pa3do probaly hang out.

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    jgm2 says:

    Under Chavez and his successor that is an everyday occurrence in Caracas. Violent crime is out of control across South America. And Mexico. Which, politically if not geographically, is South America.

    They’re fucking savages.

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    bubble says:

    If you cover up one sex scandal then you have to cover them all up – hence why EU institutions in Brussels are full of very well-paid [censored] ex-politicians from all over the EU who were sent away to be out of sight. In this respect the EU is a bit like Craggy Island for pols.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    The Box 217 reply was to Box 174 – Ref C4 snowy is just a zombie. Plenty of old deluded hacks hang out at the CAC.

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    T May says:

    Yankee, go home.

  225. 225
    T May says:

    Yankee, go home.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    The MOS did not leave much to the imagination in an article some years ago as to the fuckers being joined at the HIP – Thats Brown and Blair … i bet mandy’s got the pics though!

  227. 227
    T May says:

    Yankee, go home.

  228. 228
    T May says:

    Yankee, go home.

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    Schadenfreude says:

    Millionaires’ Row in Wargrave,Berkshire, flooded. Includes someone who will like it not a lot.

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    The Indian Ocean Water Board says:

    David Miliband was up to his neck in it, as was Baroness Scotland.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    My MP needs to tread very wearily in the next week or so – he just might get arrested or served with a writ – bumbandit that he is. [yes a clue – as if i need to give any … further clues – to those who have been attentive] Huh!

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    It has always been controlled / funded by the barbarians aka the rothies.

  233. 233
    Blowing Whistles says:

    i removed [my] consent to be oppressed by the EU / Lisbon Treaty one month before the false parchment was ‘said’ to come into effect.

  234. 234
    Exit Strategy says:

    It would make even greater sense for Ireland to leave the EU, and join Norway and Scotland, as described.

  235. 235
    Wet of Somerset says:

    Why is Homer Simpson running the Environment Agency. Doh

    Smith and Homer. Separated at birth

  236. 236
    Politics 101 says:

    Don’t waste your time by being too interested in the adjectives. None of them change the fundamentally evil nature of the noun or absolve any of the followers of this cult.

  237. 237
    Calgarian says:

    Don’t be silly Lib Dem scandals have nothing to do with Ladies. Except if you’re Lord Retard.

    You lot on here need to get used to something. If the opinion polls are half right you’re getting the two Eds next year and you’ll be taking so much Sh*t you’ll think you’re a mushroom nursery. They’re gonna do to you what that black guy did to Sally Bercow.

  238. 238
    Mr Word Cloud says:

    Yes, the “word cloud” for Channel 4 news gave the following top five word answers as follows…

    Climate-change
    Gays
    Muslims
    Labour
    Feminism

  239. 239
    Anonymous says:

    First bankers topping themselves, now ww have an ‘euthanasia’ minister brown bread. Oh dear.

    Not starting to look too bright for some of the NWO parasites.

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    Casual Observer 6 says:

    Baroness S’cotland and David Miliband were for sure involved in the cover up afterwards.

    David Miliband’s actual knowledge and involvement perhaps partly explains his move to the US where he will be out of reach of the ICC.

    Chilcot may reveal more of this rather grubby aspect of that Labour government’s involvement.

    There should be a proper investigation into Baroness S’cotland’s apparent criminal actions in employing illegal immigrants, which was not handled properly by Brown at the time:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1214764/Baroness-Scotland-Labour-MP-speaks-shock-Gordon-Brown-sacked-Attorney-General-illegal-immigrant-housekeeper.html

  241. 241
    Mr Word Cloud says:

    How’s the weather been in Tel Aviv today Shlomo?

    You are the only ones the national socialists have ever upset.

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    Jimmy says:

    It’s all a matter of definitions I suppose. When I was growing up, squandering windfall oil revenues rather than investing them was called Thatcherism.

  244. 244
    Common Purpose says:

    Wythenshawe. 138.9% of postal votes were cast for the Labour Party.

  245. 245
    Ed Miliband's One Nation Socialism says:

    The pie keys got a bit upset by them, for some reason.

  246. 246
    Anonymous says:

    Hahahahaha

    you can even say that after the waste of the years of terror 1997-2010

  247. 247
    Asif Ide Givvemaway says:

    No – not to you, you bat shit already.

  248. 248
    Mr Word Cloud says:

    Re Mandelson…

    “The Mail on Sunday can reveal that Mandelson’s family has links with powerful Russians stretching back at least two centuries, and he may even be related to the fabulously wealthy Rothschilds themselves.”

    “Their eldest son, Levy, great-grandfather of Peter, would eventually move back to Britain, while another son, Joseph, John Mandelson’s grandfather, stayed in Australia.
    John Mandelson says: ‘With that the two branches of the family lost contact. It was only during the Second World War that Norman Mandelson, Levy’s son and the grandfather of Peter, made contact with my father and the two branches were reunited.”

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1084072/Mandelsons-family-history–claim-uncrowned-King-Poland.html

  249. 249
    Scotch Tony says:

    I want to keep the poond so i can have a shit at Glasgow train station

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    Labour's supporters are worthless retarded subhuman filth says:

    Like Gordon Brown ‘invested’ the money he made selling the nation’s gold for SFA (after forewarning the market of what he was going to do, just to drive prices even lower)?

    Or raiding personal pensions to the tune of ten billion p/a, destroying the world’s best pension industry?

    Or, well, just wrecking our nation’s finances? He inherited a goldmine, he left behind a shit-heap.

    It’s no wonder Labour isn’t trusted with the nation’s finances, is it retard?

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    NBW – i might add – that the wholesale suborning of the msm is totally down to the trickery of the legals in their forming up of the medyaaa laws – the hack brigades lack backbone to stand up to legals who are barefacedly lying about what is the truth and the law.

    The corruption of power lies in those who ‘hold themselves out’ [promoted by their underlings in the msm] to be the so called last defence against the mob – the wiggs types are the mob.

  253. 253
    brown-dog says:

    Savages aided and abetted by the CIA.

  254. 254
    T May says:

    Yankee go home

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    have you seen the size of White Dees Knockers says:

    It makes more sense for the Scotch to go into a currency union with James Turner Street

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    He’s the Hugh Grant of America. LOL

  257. 257
    The Heroes of Telemarketing says:

    South America . Basket case economies. Socialist/communist. Unemployment. Barely enough food to prevent starvation.

    North America. Richest nation on earth.

    Scotland. Basket case economy . Socialist/ communist. Unemployment but enough bennies for an obesity crisis.

    Norway. Richest nation in Europe.

    See any threads Owen? Any themes about one party lefty dictatorships?
    Even the Arabs in Tehran, sitting on worlds oil reserved are hungry. There isn’t ever enough money for socialism.

  258. 258
    Vlad says:

    Why aren’t they all in Sochi?

  259. 259
    jgm2 says:

    They were invested. They were invested in encouraging British miners to find a job they actually enjoyed doing.

  260. 260
    The Heroes of Telemarketing says:

    Hello Scotland.
    Would you like to have a Krona union?

    Yes? Good. I’ll let The Faroe Islands know.

    Hahahahah

  261. 261
    JH23945802439823-04 says:

    Yeah, because Gordon ‘invested’ lots of money, didn’t he.

    AKA ‘pissed it up the wall’.

    Socialism adds to its death toll, relentlessly. Yet you carry on.

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    Casual Observer 6 says:

    Ahem: Don’t forget the ATF as well. cf Fast and Furious.

  263. 263
    i don't need no doctor says:

    Sneak preview of C4 News for Friday 14.02.2014
    Man made climate change.
    Cameron did not act quickly enough when the extreme floods hit.
    Tories to blame for floods.
    Guru-Murthy manages to find one person that blames Cameron.
    Paul Mason reports on man made climate change but provides no evidence.
    Jon Snow says no one from the government or EA available to appear.Of course appearing on C4 News should be a prority because C4 News was elected by the voters.
    Yes, same old, same old C4 News.

  264. 264
    i don't need no doctor says:

    Strange how Guido can critisise Brown live on the DP Show, but I cannot critisise C4 on this site. One rule for Guido…….

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    Táxpáyér says:

    ~Went all the way to syria for a blow job.

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    George C.Looney is the Hugh Grant of America :-)

  267. 267
    Turtle head says:

    You wouldn’t be accepting them for a refund at the checkout would you.

  268. 268
    Y Fronts says:

    Bet he’s pants as usual.

  269. 269
    Táxpáyér says:

    On a point of order…

    Parliament voted FOR the war. Therefore it is legal.

  270. 270
    Liebour enemies of the people says:

    Seems their bBBC local news has already said that a UKIP activist has already said the it’s Liebour by a big margin, they are only waiting to see who comes second, you takes your pick and you gets your choice, the braindead at work.

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    jgm2 says:

    Labour might have overdone it. I wouldn’t be surprised if they won it on postal votes alone.

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    Casual Observer 6 says:

    Another reasonable live blog for Wythenshaw:

    http://www.columnist.org.uk/live/wythenshawe-sale-east/

    Narrative from Manchester seems to be framed: Labour are expected to win but the real interest is in what UKIP do with the middle ground. The interest is wrt Euro elections.

    Language is tending towards UKIP’s appeal to disaffected voters, which is of course prejudging and playing to the protest vote stereotype.

    There are rumors of a very low turnout ~ 20% – unconfirmed at present as counting has only just started.

  273. 273
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    Turnout rumored very low ~ 20%

    Will be interesting to see if the postal votes have been over egged.

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    Táxpáyér says:

    MArxism is a verb that describes creating a shortage.

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    Anonymous says:

    Unbelievable QT
    Bryant claiming they reacted quicker to floods in 2007

    Liar

    Another labour cheer fest again tonight

  276. 276
    Fuck em says:

    A bloke just stuck up for government pointing out some absolute facts

    Not a clap nothing

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    The British media are cunts says:

    Channel 4 news = kiddie fiddling.

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    jgm2 says:

    Seriously? 20%? UKIP will be fuming if they couldn’t make a better showing on a turnout of only 20%. Talk about Labour complacency/voter apathy.

    Labour won’t be able to point the finger at those police commissioner elections any more if they can only get a 20% turnout for a by-election.

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Venezuela is a nasty reminder, if any were needed, of Britain if Labour ever return to power.

    Be afraid, be very afraid!

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    Fuck em says:

    I just don’t get people voting labour? The places neve improve and they destroyed the country

  281. 281
    Táxpáyér says:

    it’s rigged not egged.

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    Anonymous says:

    The J’ewish prof lord Winston’s moustache is about 10 shades darker than his hair and tonight he is promulgating the global warming lie in QT.

    But is was his kind in Madison ave that invented advertising and propaganda in the first place

  283. 283
    May not even get to 20% says:

    10.38pm
    Deborah Linton reports that turnout may be very low in this election…

    “V v early rumours that turnout may not reach 20pc,” she tweets

  284. 284
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    This could be a serious omelette;

    Word is, Lib Dems are looking at a lost deposit… ;-)

  285. 285
    Ch 4 are shit says:

    Ch4 are shit

    Nope seems ok to me

  286. 286
    Anonymous says:

    The J’ew Dimblebore just had to mention the floods, gays and UKIP link which was an ad hominem in the first instance.

  287. 287
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    No thanks, after independence the Scots will form a currency union with Norway using the Krone, a currency backed by billions upon billions of tonnes of oil and trillions of cubic feet of gas.

    Scotland has far more in common with Norway than England.

    A small population,similar climate,similar genetic stock and an economy dominated by oil & gas.

    You benefit scroungers down South will have to start producing something of value that you can export, otherwise you’re fucked :-)

  288. 288
    Newt Gate says:

     ​​​

  289. 289
    Sale out says:

    Deborah Linton has tweeted this about the expected result: “Labour sources indicate they’re expecting 45-50pc of vote and UkIP around 25pc”

  290. 290
    Anonymous says:

    Most prostittutes love their pimp.

  291. 291
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    In Wythenshaw – 10,000 postal votes from 17,000 sent out were returned.

    That is about 60% returned – a very high rate.

  292. 292
    non taxable pikey says:

    People who notice that “or you FIRED” isn’t correct and will crash the program running the algorithm they have designed.

  293. 293
    Guido Fawkes says:

    Christine O’Done is a fucking prat.

  294. 294
    jgm2 says:

    Less than 20% turnout? Fucking hell. I guess Labour will hold on but, with what, maybe 10% or 12% of the eligible electorate?

    Jesus.

    What a missed opportunity for UKIP. A well co-ordinated team could have swept in there and stolen that from right under Labour’s nose.

  295. 295

    Wythenshawe is, of course, the biggest constituency in the country having some 182,490,721 postal voters, based on their census, retrieved 20 April 2013 in Islamabad.

  296. 296
    non taxable pikey says:

    Nobody will notice the extra water what with all these floods about. Need to strip out the Cable as well as the pework.

  297. 297
    Payroll Vote says:

    They are voting to preserve their public sector Mcjobs.

  298. 298
    non taxable pikey says:

    Pipework

  299. 299
    Sale out says:

    Sent to only a 1000 homes

    Arf

  300. 300
    Abdul the envelope stuffer says:

    My invoice is in the post

  301. 301
    first-time kiddy-fiddler says:

    Aren’t all Catholics?

  302. 302
    Anonymous says:

    Chris Bryant is half scotch, half english, half pants.

  303. 303
    Podiceps says:

    Scotland also has important dissimilarities with Norway. The Norwegians are tough, cheerful and industrious. The Scots may have been like that a century ago, but now they are feeble, miserable and idle. Why would the Norwegians want to associate with a collapsed nation?

  304. 304
    Oslo says:

    In your dreams

  305. 305
    Jimmy says:

    I wonder how many of you are aware that if postal votes weren’t counted, Ken Livingstone would be Mayor of London.

  306. 306
    Smoking Newt says:

    Listening to the radio, whilst driving, is a hazard.

  307. 307
    Prof. Deity Winston says:

    Smoking in cars can set your children alight and cause them to die of smoking.

  308. 308
    Displaced Brummie says:

    That bloody sign is illegal. Where’s the HSE when you need them?

  309. 309
    Jeremy Vinyl, BBC says:

    I always pull over to listen to myself.

  310. 310
    Jimmy says:

    If you’re this cranky tonight what are you people going to be like next year?

  311. 311
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Yes they have caught the English disease since being in the union. But once they gain their freedom they will quickly regain their confidence.

    Go for it brave Scots :-)

  312. 312
    George from Galloway says:

    What about those Barclays bankers who made a loss and got an increase in bonus? We’re told this was good for shareholders, ffs!

  313. 313
    jgm2 says:

    How’s that 4% poll lead working out for y’all?

  314. 314

    I cannot listen to all this incessant badmouthing.

    Mr Salmond should be afforded the basic dignity of the right to die.

  315. 315
    Swiss Watch says:

    Everything in Switzerland runs on time, to the second, whatever nature throws at her.

  316. 316
    non taxable pikey says:

    Sign seen on an engineering workshop door somewhere in the Offshore industry. “You are now entering a non politically correct environment, if you don’t like it. Fuck Off.”

    There are many of us who just don’t buy into politically correct fascism and agree wholeheartedly with the above sign.

  317. 317

    Is that an admission that Labour fell down on this single constituency?

  318. 318
    Parasite says:

    Grayling, what a twat.

  319. 319
    Anon via IP unknown says:

    Sturgeon and Salmon sound rather fishy to me.

  320. 320
    Casandra says:

    If the electoral system continues to degrade and styme the articulation of the will of the people, you might want to take your question and ponder it with great care. I fear, serious, violent political strife.

  321. 321
    Whereas in fact says:

    Most prostitutes don’t have pimps.

  322. 322
    Podiceps says:

    If they have the English disease, why is it that the English are supporting them?

  323. 323
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    Electoral history could be made tonight in Wythenshaw if the Lib Dems lost to the Monster Raving Loony Party.

  324. 324

    Their schooling seems suspect…

  325. 325
    non taxable pikey says:

    Should have come to my gaff Emily, i’d have given you a sausage sandwich you would never forget.

  326. 326
    James Blond says:

    I tend to park my smoking children in the ejector seat to protect my tweeds.

  327. 327
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Remember the spirit of Eric Liddel and free yourself from English chains :-)

  328. 328
    Hunter Wellies says:

    Haven’t we done well!

  329. 329
    jgm2 says:

    Lazy fucker. Wouldn’t work on a Sunday.

  330. 330
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Venezuela here we come :-)

  331. 331
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    Conservatives have GAINED Kingstanding Ward (Birmingham) from Labour.

    h/t: @ColumnistElects

  332. 332
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    The post from Venezuela was late :-)

  333. 333
    Anon. says:

  334. 334
    Anon. says:

    7k missing, erm.

  335. 335
    Anon. says:

    “Found” another 1k

  336. 336
    A statistician says:

    Well taking simple statistics, they shouldn’t be different at all. Any other result would indicate a significant fraud.

  337. 337
  338. 338
    Anonymous says:

    Holy shit that’s an utter disaster for Labour its a council estate FFS

  339. 339
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    One way around that would be to have a very large disparity in population sizes, in this case, small actual ballot turnout and massive postal vote returns.

    Labour are playing a very tactical game.

  340. 340
    Anonymous says:

    Last won by the Tories in 1969

    19 fucking 69

    Catastrophic more like

  341. 341
    Can't count says:

    Are you ed balls?

  342. 342
    A statistician says:

    A statistically significant no. is >30 ish.

    As long as both samples (populations) are greater than this the results should still be the same if representative. Ashcroft is right to know this result. One, the actaul vote is quite well policed. The postal vote is open to huge fraud.

    Labour are playing a very tactical game = Labour (and their Asian vote) are playing a very dirty game

  343. 343

    Oh dear

  344. 344
    The British media are cunts says:

    Channel 4 are really shit. You wouldn’t want to bend over in the studio with that lot around.

  345. 345
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    Agreed. There has just been a heated discussion about the issue of postal votes on Sky News between UKIP and Labour.

    This has been a very dirty election – Labour List are apparently talking up the turnout – they are trying to claim 30-40% at the moment, pointing out that 14% was the turnout on the postal votes before the ballot opened today.

    Less biased estimates are placing turnout at 28% – will know for sure shortly.

  346. 346
    seriously? says:

    An endorsement? At midnight?

    Just the teeniest whiff of Labour throwing the police at their political enemies yet again?

  347. 347
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    Turnout in Wythenshaw confirmed at 28.2%.

    h/t @ColumnistElects

  348. 348
    seriously? says:

    A par*k*ing end*ors*em*ent? At midnight?

    Just the teeniest whiff of Labour setting the police on their political enemies yet again?

  349. 349
    Anonymous says:

    Looking at the 11.28pm photo. Those seals on the paper bags could be lifted off and replaced with no problem. The seals are missing on at least one bag.

    http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/live-wythenshawe-sale-east-by-election-6708027

  350. 350

    The only kind they were ever likely to get in MC

  351. 351
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    Wythenshaw turnout figures confirmed:

    Will be interesting to see if there are any significant differences in the vote.

    Less than 14% actually showing up to cast their ballot in person is not very good at all.

  352. 352
    Anonymous says:

  353. 353
    Di Rear says:

    Of the 24,024 votes cast at the Wythenshawe by election, over 42% (10141) were postal votes. Something seriously wrong here. Democracy my arse

  354. 354
    Di Rear says:

    Over 42% postal votes. What a farce !

  355. 355
    John Bellingham says:

    @NOT BLOWING WHISTLES
    Before the NSDAP came to power Goebbels was a Journalist and unsuccessful writer. His university education was based on literary criticism. He only became a civil servant when the party came to power.
    Astonishingly the closest profile to Josef Goebbels is our own Alistair Campbell. Their careers have uncanny parallels–the interest in pornography, media manipulation and promoting illegal wars. While Goebbels preferred amphetamines to alcohol, his indulgence was a contributing factor in his decision to commit suicide, something that with Campbell we can only hope for.

  356. 356
    Anonymous says:

    Any thoughts on comment #344

    Can anyone see the seal on the centre bag?

  357. 357

    Cheer up righties. Looks like Spoonface may have come second.

  358. 358
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    That would conflict with the early reports that UKIP are close to winning based on votes cast today, yet the postal votes are all Labour.

    Let’s hold the cheers until the full counts are in, with the breakdown postal vs. ballots cast.

  359. 359

    Isn’t that the one the beeyenpee thought they’d taken a couple of years back?

    Wonder where their vote has gone.

  360. 360

    Yes, but as those early reports occurred only in your head, that may not be terribly significant.

  361. 361
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    LOL: From Wythenshaw…

    ‘Lib Dems are apparently just below 5%…So the news is, they’ve requested a recount in an attempt to save their deposit.’

    h/t http://www.columnist.org.uk

  362. 362
    John Bellingham says:

    But on “This Week” Andrew Neil reminded everyone that a Gay man was in charge of the Environment Agency, so maybe that Henley Councilor was on to something.

  363. 363
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    The reports are off the net, http://www.columnist.org.uk and twitter.

    Not that early either – early in the sense of within the past 10 mins, and before the actual results published.

    A bit like the Labour List figures which were juiced up a bit tonight.

  364. 364

    “The reports are off the net,”

    Oh why didn’t you say?

    Must be true then

  365. 365
    Beware says:

    Caroline Flint without his makeup.

  366. 366
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    About as accurate as your average Guardian / Labour List effort, but without the awkward retraction after it’s gone to print.

    Figures will be out soon, so all will be revealed.

    Farage has already stated that Labour have won.

    Obviously the 28.2% turnout is not entirely convincing of the quality of mandate that Mike Kane will be taking to Westminster, but that is a separate matter.

  367. 367
    Owen's Remedial English teacher says:

    I don’t like the grammar: swap the comma and first full stop

  368. 368
    Anonymous says:

    It’s a fuck truck for Farage’s OAP roadies.

  369. 369
    Owen's Remedial Economics teacher says:

    If USA is the richest nation on earth, then you must mean in total, not percapita. In which case Germany would be the richest nation in Europe.
    Or has the euro collapsed again?

  370. 370

    Farage concedes with characteristic good grace

  371. 371
    Owen's Remedial Sex-Education teacher (fired) says:

    I suppose such matters are important to teenagers, but really, don’t worry about it, Owen. Besides, if it’s going up the wrong un, smaller might be more preferable.

  372. 372

    The press slavishly repeated Farage’s claim to have won the in person vote at Eastleigh without checking to see he’d made it up. He has form for this.

  373. 373
    The Eagle Brothers says:

    We can introduce you to a BLT experience you’d enjoy

  374. 374
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    That is why checking the figures over carefully is important.

    The strange reports could well have sourced from UKIP.

    The Postal Voting this time round is a bit fishy – nearly 60% of the ballots sent out returned, making up nearly 1/2 of the total vote cast on the day.

    Given the time lag – postal votes sent in first week and return posted at least a week before polling day, combined with the snap call smells a bit.

    Definitely is not a good sign for the democratic process.

  375. 375

    The postal vote certainly does give an advantage to parties who are organised (very often it’s the tories who do best). You can’t just suddenly pitch tent two weeks before a contest and expect to gain traction. They’re inexperienced. People are polite on the doorstep so they think it means they like you rather than they want you to go away. They have no organisation and I wouldn’t be surprised if in ten years they didn’t exist. They only get traction because spoonface is scared shitless of them. The Labour List figures were never described as anything more than guesses.

  376. 376
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    The Labour List figures were being pumped out tonight in order to management expectations on what they knew in advance to be a retained seat. All figures from that source taken with a pinch of salt anyway.

    The problem with the postal vote system is systemic – it is the system which is at fault.

    Tonight’s result is a good example of that.

    The video posted above shows quite clearly that people in this ward are down to earth folk who don’t pull the pretense you allude to.

    The real issue, and this is to your point, is that the current postal vote system appears to be anti-democratic as it gives entrenched parties an unfair advantage. That reinforces the rotten borough phenomena, and if a party has figured out how to game the system then there is clearly a more fundamental problem.

    Of course, the other issue with the postal vote system is it does open a successful party perhaps unfairly to accusations of electoral fraud as the system does not appear to be compatible with the spirit of what most consider a free and fair electoral process.

  377. 377
    Di Rear says:

    Desparation from the Limp Dims

  378. 378
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    Wythenshaw results:

    Lab : 55.5% 
    UKIP: 17.9% 
    Con : 14.5% 
    -----------------
    LD  :  4.9% 
    Grn :  3.1% 
    B'NP:  2.9% 
    

    Labour hold.

    Good result for UKIP – considering they got 3.45% in Wythenshaw in 2010.

    Lib Dems – this is the 8th time they’ve lost their deposit in a byelection since 2010GE, and significantly down from the 22.3% they got back then.

  379. 379

    Postal votes favour parties which are well organised, whether entrenched or not. It requires you to garner support before the campaign. Without postal votes we would have been looking at a 15% turnout. That is the problem. If you have evidence of fraud, report it.

  380. 380

    Basically the LibDems (which in seats like this is essentially people who hate the council but would never vote tory) switched to the Lemons.

  381. 381

    “What Manchester does today, the world does tomorrow”

    [disraeli]

  382. 382
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    I would argue that LD and Con voters may have broadly given this one a miss, given the low voter turnout.

    You average Lib Dem voter is very unlikely to have switched to UKIP.

    Old Labour, and real Conservatives perhaps have done.

    Without wishing to detract from Labours win, the real winner tonight was clearly apathy, with 71.8% of the vote. ;-)

  383. 383
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    We had an empire then Jimmy and the Labour party didn’t exist.

  384. 384
    M­a­­­­q­bo­­ul says:

    Prescott caused the floods… by “bombing” into the river.

  385. 385
    Di Rear says:

    How pathetic, those comics the ‘Mail Online’ and the ‘Torygraph’ don’t want to tell their readership about the Wythenshawe by election result. Never in history have two rags been so out of touch with their readers.

  386. 386
    Gordon McRuin - Let the change begin. says:

    The abuse I receive on this blog is horrendous.

  387. 387
    Stop moaning and put on some wellies says:

    Be good experience for them in 2015 GE

  388. 388
    Genghiz the kahn says:
  389. 389
    Red wedge says:

    The student’s placard is entirely correct

  390. 390
    Scum says:

    It’s the same thing that the IRA colleagues of their companion in that Venezuelan photo they posed for did to people.

  391. 391
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Labour wins Wythenshawe and Sale East byelection on reduced turnout
    The Guardian ‎- 5 minutes ago
    A total of 10,141 postal votes were cast and only 13,883 on the day. … the inter-war council estate of Wythenshawe,

  392. 392
    Genghiz the kahn says:
  393. 393
    Scum says:

    Postal voting is a scam.

  394. 394
    jgm2 says:

    As predicted BBC report by-election result as Labour ‘win’. Not Labour ‘hold’.

    It’s the little things that give them away.

  395. 395
    Green Greeny says:

    I am surprised that there is so little electoral support for the party of global warming taxes despite all the free publicity suppled by the BBC and the Met office.

  396. 396
    Incumbent says:

    No kidding Sherlock.

    Why else do you think the Westminster parties like it so much?

  397. 397
    CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    In the next election it may be time to call in the UN election monitors , postal voting is a communist fraud .

  398. 398
    The Dame of Notre Dame says:

    Has anyone been arrested or interviewed either under caution or not ?

    When there is an interesting story of public concern the press are nowhere to be seen.

  399. 399
    Privatise the BBC says:

    Exactly.

  400. 400
    Quote of the day says:

    Lucy Powell(local councillor): “‘we work all year round; u can’t just fly in+have a pint’.

    Farage: ‘I’ve been on benders that lasted longer than this campaign

  401. 401
    Happily retired expat with not a care in the world says:

    When you are ready for retirement FFS will the Yanks give you the necessary visa to go and live somewhere nice in the States away from all the shit you describe ? Might be worth your while looking into – as a fall back.

    Take it from me, if you do it right, emigration really is a fucking good idea mate! Just make sure your financial assets go with you.

  402. 402

    Now wash your hands.

  403. 403
    Devine Brown says:

    In that case, it will all blow over.

  404. 404
    Pliny the Welder says:

    But the evidence that prompted the yes vote was all lies, and Bliar, Broon et al knew that.
    ERGO – illegal, by misleading Parliament.


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