February 12th, 2014

Women, Women, Everywhere


  1. 1
    mon says:

    calm down

  2. 2
    Andrew Efiong says:

    I bet Lord Rennard wishes he was an MP!

  3. 3
    The Missing Miss says:

    You missed an arrow pointing at Clegg.

  4. 4
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    Women everywhere.

    Milliband is really pulling Cameron’s strings.

  5. 5
    Fuck Labour says:

    Is there anything Labour won’t try and score points over? They blame the government over flooding. If 7/7 had happened under this government, Miliband would be holding Cameron personally responsible. There really are no depths they won’t stoop to. Very very grubby.

  6. 6
    Hannibal from Carthage says:

    It is these Tory women who make me angry.

    Cameron’s cronies come to them and say Dave wants them to sit close to the front row because it makes him look less aggressive and butch…………..and they all fall for it!

  7. 7
    Terry-Thomas says:

    I like women – but not once they get a seat in parliament.
    But then again I don’t like any of the men there either – absolute shower.

  8. 8
    Women everywhere says:

  9. 9
    Lard Renhard says:

    I might just jump ship.

  10. 10
    Rob Roy says:

    Just imagine if Milliband had told those Labour women to stay away from the front rows because he wanted to improve his appeal to male voters.

    That Caroline Flint would probably have thumped him and Anna Eagle would have worn a suit collar and tie and grown a moustache.

  11. 11
    Dave Lee Traversity says:

    Im on my way……

  12. 12
  13. 13
    Lance Corporal Bill Bloggs (retired) says:

    I saw Glenda Jackson’s jugs about 40 years ago.

    I would rather not now.

  14. 14
  15. 15
    The British media are cunts says:

    Don’t both the Eagles have beards?

  16. 16
    Gordon Brown says:

    Who’d like to suck my good ship lollipop?

  17. 17
    Martin Day says:

    Looks like there was a three line whip on Tory frontbenchers to wear blue ties at PMQs. Seems Ed Miliband was also sent the memo.

    Oy Vey !!!!

  18. 18
    TwatNominate says:

    A candidate for the Darwin Awards

    A 20-year-old hostel worker has become the first Briton to die as a result of a lethal NekNomination dare.

    Isaac Richardson, who grew up in Essex but had recently moved to London, reportedly downed a deadly cocktail of vodka, lager, whisky and wine telling friends he wanted to ‘outdo’ everyone.

    Mr Richardson is said to have taken part in the game at The O’Connors hostel in Woolwich, south-east London, where he lived and worked as a receptionist.

    He died in the early hours of yesterday morning after mixing an entire bottle of white wine with a quarter bottle of whisky, a small bottle of vodka and a can of lager.

  19. 19
    Perry mason says:

    I think this video is criminal.

    The women are not naked.

    It is a false trade description.

  20. 20
    P l e b says:

    Ed continuing to set the agenda:

    Women MPs

    Embarrassing for Camoron.

  21. 21
    It's oop North so the Politicians won't visit says:

  22. 22
    Confused bloke says:

    My trousers go all lumpy whenever I think of Luciana Berger. Is this normal?

  23. 23
    It's oop North so the Politicians won't visit says:

  24. 24
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Women women everywhere and not a brain between them :-)

  25. 25
    3.4% growth is not ambitious enough says:

    It’s a cost of token gestures crisis

  26. 26
    Not much good comes out of the Eurozone says:

    So, its all the fault of the Irish.

  27. 27
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Yeah it’s getting a tad windy oop here but Ireland takes most of the sting out of any storm before it hits the North West :-)

  28. 28
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    Any takers on a prediction of snow by the end of the month ???

  29. 29
    What is this statement by Theresa May supposed to achieve? says:

    Are the Hillsborough 91 still dead?

  30. 30
    Thrill Seeker says:

    That is not a bikini

  31. 31
    Cymro oddi ar y llinell says:

    Monstrous Regiment.

  32. 32
    Ed Milibiscuit says:

    I demand an independent judicial inquiry

  33. 33
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    To try and draw a line under a hornets nest that the left decided to stir up.

    Perhaps will also be useful in dealing with reform of the Police Federation.

    With the new detail that has come out the families of those who died that day do need some closure on this, and something needs to be entered into the public record on this matter.

    The police being largely responsible for the deaths of 91 people, in particular denying access to medical staff at the time, and then covering up their misdeeds is quite serious, even if they got away with it for over 20 years.

  34. 34
    Call me Bear Dave says:

    I love the smell of PMT at PMQ

  35. 35
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    Certainly not between those sitting either side of Osborne, Dave and Clegg.

  36. 36
    Bald Rick says:

    Most of them resemble Mrs. Ploppy from Blackadder.

  37. 37
    Jack Ketch says:

    That is because they are a student politics, trade union infighting and council worker rabble. They are stuck with sloganeering and agitprop. They don’t really understand that the general population is far more intelligent than they give them credit for. It comes from only mixing with their own kind at the Guardian, the Gay clubs and the local Labour associations.
    Many (although not all) Tories have had real jobs before entering Parliament that means mixing with employees, colleagues and business partners outside of politics.
    Of course the Party that the highest proportion of real people is UKIP.

  38. 38
    Dr Viner 5 says:

    Not a mucking chance old chap, it’ll never happen again ever because I still have a tungsten lamp in my cellar.

  39. 39
    Jack Ketch says:

    See Eagle, Eagle and Harman in Macbeth Act I, Sc. I

  40. 40
    Shooty* says:

    I know it’s too much to ask, but I do hope the following exchange takes place today:

    Ed Miliband “I’m pleathed to thee that the prime minithter has taken my advithe and thowcathed his parties commitment to equality. I see all the ladieth in the front row. But tell me: *points to Chukka* Have you got one of these?”

  41. 41
    Mr Speaker Bercow says:

    Yes, it is. That’s because the only good bit of Lucrezia Berger’s head is on the outside. You’ll find the effect goes away if you try thinking of Therese Coffey instead – unless you’re the kind of pervert who likes intelligent women.

  42. 42
    Sandbagger says:

    Poor bloke, not only dead but his name lives on for being a total plonker.

  43. 43
    Bluto says:

    Just goes to show how idiotic Miliband’s silly stunt last week was.

  44. 44
    Hugh Janus says:


  45. 45

    Cameron’s platoons were still overwhelmed by RedEd’s Monstrous Regiment, the !st Battalion , The Munters.

  46. 46

    The Witches of East Ham.

  47. 47
    the shoveler says:

    So I’m supposed to vote for the party that can squeeze the most women onto a bench? Can they make it more interesting and substitute a telephone box or a mini?
    Yes fuck any maturity or serious policies, we are dealing with labour ideology.

  48. 48
    Munter says:

    Yeah, Women in Love. She had hairy armpits, ugh.

  49. 49
    Jim says:

    That is very Sad. The Tory women MPs got their jobs on merit and do proper work. The majority of Labour women MPs were selected and are there for window dressing or TV appearances to flutter their eyelids etc.

  50. 50
    Chuka Ur bumbum says:

    I like this angle as a new way for PMQ

  51. 51
    Water into Wine says:

    Just goes to show how pathetic all politicians are.

  52. 52
    A Rip Off says:

    This is true.

  53. 53
    Fly on the wall says:

    Only “quite serious”?

    Were you born with a hole in your head mate? Their actions that day amount at least to culpable manslaughter and every one of them should be charged with it. Get those retired back out and in front of a beak – then withdraw their pension rights. Similarly those still on the force should be demoted back to acting learner-constable.

  54. 54
    Jack the Ripper says:

    Half the arrowed women are in black or grey. What happened to the bright colours of yesteryear?

  55. 55
    Graham Swift says:

    And the arsehole Ed Balls has gone back to his stupid hand signals. A fucking limited intelligence , limited ability idiot.

  56. 56
    Airey Belvoir says:

    Give her full marks for side-boob though.

  57. 57
    Anonymous says:

    Labour should fill their front benches with black women next to prove how racist the Conservative party are in comparison, I mean there aren’t any more pressing issues to be concerned about.

  58. 58
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    Why don’t both cheeks of the Establishment’s arse allow MPs that pay for their own second homes and don’t have other jobs to sit at the front ??

  59. 59
    Dessert Rat says:

    Fucking pedant

  60. 60
    Dessert Rat says:

    What fucking flooding?

    You mean the creation of Environment Agency wetland theme parks!

  61. 61
    Dessert Rat says:

    No but all the ladies have!

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