February 12th, 2014

White Dee Might Vote UKIP
Party’s “Protect Your Benefits” Message Getting Through?

Deirdre Kelly, AKA White Dee from Benefits Street, has written this week’s Diary for the Spectator:

“Last time, I voted Liberal Democrat. And why? Because we’ve been Labour-governed for quite a while in Birmingham. Nothing was being done, cuts had been made, the system just seemed to be completely falling apart. The only person that seemed to show any interest in our ward of Winson Green was the Liberal Democrat candidate. It’s unlikely I’ll be voting Clegg, though, so unless there’s an amazing UKIP candidate it’ll probably be Labour.”

It seems the Red UKIP message is working.


  1. 1
    It's oop North so the Politicians won't visit says:

  2. 2
    Benny Fitz-Clements says:

    Bennies from Demmies.

  3. 3
    Black Bob says:

    Maybe its cos she is white?

  4. 4
    Ginger Rodent says:

    We will be bribing our voters with Tory voters’ money.

  5. 5
    V.Reding says:

    We don’t care who you vote for, we are in charge over in Brussels.

    And who ate my pie?

  6. 6
    Labour Party says:

    We’ll flood your country with immigrants undermining your wages, making you unemployed and destroying the old societies and communities and tell your children that they are evil because they’re white and if you even murmur we’ll accuse you of racism and potentially put you in jail. Harriet Harman said this policy would be popular and Ed Miliband agreed. So, English working class scum, make sure you vote for us and not those horrible UKIP people.

  7. 7
    pperrin says:

    I want the benefits fund I pay into to be protected from being plundered by those who haven’t…

    Whats ‘red’ about asserting ones property rights?

  8. 8
    The BBC Daily Politics says:

    Didn’t Ed Miliband do marvellously at PMQs…and Cameron failed so badly, once again?

  9. 9
    Labour HQ says:

    We will be issuing free 1st Class stamps for the hard pressed working white people* of this country, so that they may partake in any voting.

    * Actual ethnicity and work status may vary.

  10. 10
    Mitch says:

    Maybe it’s because our host is mistaken?

    “unless there’s an amazing UKIP candidate it’ll probably be Labour”

  11. 11
    J Dromey Harman says:

    Black Bob…. think I saw you on swingers.com?

  12. 12

    I wonder what she makes of the West Lothian question?

  13. 13
    Quisling Fucker says:

  14. 14
    White Dee says:

    With Batter.

  15. 15
    Impact man says:

    I watched it, but can’t, as usual, recall a single thing Ed Miliband said

  16. 16

    Just heard the Lower Dee Valley is flooded.

    Does that mean she is a floating voter?

  17. 17
    Anonymous says:

    Not much of an advert for UKIP if people like her want to vote for it.

  18. 18
    Vince Cable says:


  19. 19
    We should pay for all m*slims here to go to Syria says:

    Wonderful news. Let’s encourage all m*slims in the UK to go to Syria and do as this fellow did.

    British suicide bomber in Syria was Abdul Waheed Majid, 41, from Crawley in Sussex

  20. 20
    OMFG says:

    so nothing works despite Labour having plenty of time to make it work so she is going to vote Labour again

    I think that sums up in a nutshell the deluded, incompetent fiuckwits that somehow have a vote yet have no idea what its for or how it can be used to improve their situation. Or maybe the stupid bitch doesn’t want any change and the bennies to keep flowing

    Whatever party you support FFS wake up and see LABOUR does nothing for anyone even the people sucking at the teat know it, The wasters of society of which Labour purposely created many are enough though to shore up their vote to gain No 10 and you are paying for it and will be after 2015


  21. 21
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    He is only annoyed because the number of gays on the front bench was reduced today…

  22. 22
    Fish says:

    Back to their NORMAL positions today…last week they were away WORKING, not at PMQ making political gestures like Miliband’s mingers

  23. 23
    Wet Dee says:

    Mind Bleach ?

  24. 24
    Someone says:

    Can we deport his family?

  25. 25
    lord kinnock says:

    should be a walk for him at the next election then,go home and prepare for government!!

  26. 26
    Anonymous says:

    I guess they will have to have a night of the TWOCKING in Liverpool tonight

  27. 27
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    And how much has White Dee and her ilk put into the pot?

  28. 28
    Black Dee supported by Fatbot says:


  29. 29
    White Dee says:

    Evil Tory cutz woz wot made me nick all that money

  30. 30
    Gandher says:

    Met office has a red patch directly over wyhthenshawe with the order ‘take action’. Fifth columnists.

  31. 31
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    If the Conservatives could get rid of Ted Heaths mongoloid stunt double who seems to be their offering for Prime Minister at the moment, then they would find that people might be more inclined to vote for them.

  32. 32
    David Camerøn says:

    It’s all water over the bridge.

  33. 33
    Twampersand says:

    She’s a liar. She told Clegg, face to face, that she had voted Labour at the last election, but that he could ‘win her over’.

    Who gives a shit what a fat skanking benefit-scrounging criminal thinks about politics?

    She should not be allowed to vote.

  34. 34
    Booooom says:

    Bet they claim compensation from the UK taxpayer

  35. 35
    River Dee says:

    This is not global warming – it’s cold out mongs :-)

  36. 36
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    +Infinity to the power infinity!

  37. 37
    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin ( Member in absentia ) says:

    Go home and prepare for global meltdown again.

  38. 38
    Twampersand says:

    And how many of those that have paid in nothing did Blair and his scum friends let into the country, quite literally in some cases ticking time bombs, just to ‘rub the right’s nose in it’?

  39. 39
    CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

    Illustrates why any decent person wouldn’t vote Labour or UKIP

  40. 40
    Peter Mandelstain says:

    I’ve be re-butted.

  41. 41
    David Blinket says:

    Even I wouldn’t touch that.

  42. 42
    Shami Chukrabarti says:

    They have rights!

  43. 43
    Common Sense says:

    Vote UKIP, don’t get Labour.

  44. 44
    Ed Miliband says:

    Think about how your parents and grandparents and great grandparents and great great grandparents … (ad nauseum) voted.

  45. 45
    White Dee says:

    Who’s had all my crack?

  46. 46
    Jaunty says:

    Is that the first ever Red Wind (danger to life) over a built up area warning?

  47. 47
    All media and Politicians says:

    Shut the fuck up, Hunt.

    She matters because she is a celebrity.

  48. 48
    Someone says:

    So who is her MP now?

  49. 49
    Fish says:

    Go home and have a walk on the beach (at Dawlish)

  50. 50
    Councillor Silvester says:

    The Prime Minister knows how to stop this

  51. 51
    I like this tweet says:

  52. 52
    Andrew Efiong says:

    Aha, UKIP on the side of the workshy dole scroungers!

  53. 53
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Before the Labour party and the BBC came into being we ran an empire stretching over a quarter of the globe, with fewer staff than the Environment(al) Agency.

  54. 54
    Ed Moribund says:

    I thaid “Mithter Thpeaker , flood, flood, flood, and oneth again, flood flood flood…bglug glug glug.”

  55. 55
    Nigel says:

    Stick your vote up your arse love

  56. 56
    Anonymous says:

    well perhaps a little up to the point she nicked money off her employer and decided that she would then be a stay at home mum on bennies because after that no one would touch her. Mind you as she stated herself this is all the fault of the government including not knocking personally on her front door to canvass her so she did not have to stress herself out bu moving the remote and the ashtray out of the way so she could at least attempt to get off her big fucking fat arse to answer the door. Probably wouldnt understand anything said to her then

    so basically now stealing off you and me including the fucking oxygen so basically a fucking parasite

  57. 57
    Owen has a face you'd never tire of punching says:

  58. 58
    Put that in your pipe and smoke it says:

    Bennies (the Elder) in hospital.

  59. 59
    Hose Down says:

    Would a catastrophic flood in London be such a great loss?

  60. 60
    Paniagua V5.1 says:

    The Justin Bieber of the Champagne Socialist Brigade.

  61. 61
    you were probably not born then says:

    nope we had this issued back in late eighties and certainly in 1960 and 1963 (snow that time)

  62. 62
    Sandbagger says:

    Pro drugs, pro welfare.

    I miss the anti-EU days.

  63. 63
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    We had an empire and they all voted either Tory or Liberal before you shitehawks came along and ruined everything!

  64. 64
    Someone says:


  65. 65
    History says:

    To be honest, large parts of the Empire were shitholes even then and they are still shitholes now.

  66. 66
    Paniagua V5.1 says:

    We now know why the film Alien introduced face huggers.

  67. 67
    Someone Else says:


  68. 68
    Fish says:

    Perhaps it’s because people just like a laugh

  69. 69
    Jaunty says:

    The MET office did not issue colour coded warnings back then. And snow is not a Danger to life Wind warning.

  70. 70
    Paniagua V5.1 says:

    Like White City, London & Media City, Salford for a start.

  71. 71
    Owen Jones (The early years) says:

    Whose cock do I have to suck to get a regular slot on Newsnight?

  72. 72
    The Thames says:

    Fair enough

  73. 73
    Cooks' Flood Tours says:

    How come the politicians aren’t lining up for photo shoots wearing wellies in the Mersey?

  74. 74
    Dave and Ed - Shit and Shyte says:

    But never fear, David Cameron – a man of total integrity – will, after only four years in power, have reversed all of these evils.

    That’s why all right thinking people should make sure that he gets the chance to carry on the good work.

  75. 75
    Ed Moribund says:

    I realised something very important today.
    I’m just not up to it.

  76. 76
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Must be all that hot air emanating from the politicians at Westminster.

  77. 77
    Busy Dee says:

    If the front access is in use please use the tradesman’s entrance to the rear.

  78. 78
    Jack Ketch says:

    Labour supporters are traditionally less likely to vote when the weather is inclement or there is a good programme on TV.
    There is an electorate of just over 75,000 and GE elections have enjoyed a 48-50% turnout. Labour had a majority of 7500 in 2010 and there are some 6000 unemployed on the patch. If the X-factor and Jeremy Kyle show is broadcast non-stop from 9.00am until 10.00pm, that’s a big chunk of the Labour vote gone.

  79. 79
    Sally Bercow says:

    If I can sober up , then the view from my apartment should be good.

  80. 80
    Pat says:

    Labour’s votes arrived in the post last week.

  81. 81
    Bill Quango MP/5 says:

    PMQs was a snooze. Except for the very start when Bercow gave Lucas the equivalent of …

    “Alright luv. Stop your flapping and sit down, eh pet. Men will sort this out.”

  82. 82
    David Camerøn says:

    Nor me.

  83. 83
    Abdul the envelope stuffer says:

    Payement within 30 days of invoice. We are VAT exempt.

  84. 84
    Jack Ketch says:

    No need for stamps. A Labour Party worker will collect your postal vote, they will even help you fill in. They will take your postal vote to the polling station (honest, really!) count your and any other postal vote and then give the figures to the returning officer.

  85. 85
    Curious says:

    Did he have a proper named before he got mozzified?

  86. 86
    Jimmy says:

    Social cleansing is a direct policy of this government.

    Surely, because we are a ‘wealthy country’ and there will be ‘unlimited funds available for people who have lost their homes’ all this will be cleared up by Dave ‘all in together’ Cameron.

    Class war is already happening. Time to fight back

  87. 87
    Green Greeny says:

    The wind’s picking up. Thank God for all the solar panels, eh?

  88. 88
    Intellectual Pygmy says:

    The point is that this type of mong usually votes Labour, and there is a lot of them.

  89. 89
    Nick Clegg says:

    I never even thought I was.

  90. 90
    Nurse Haggis-Emanuelle says:

    Get off the tinternet and back into bed, Wedgie.
    You’re not well.

  91. 91
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    To the chants of “Bercow where’s your wife, Bercow Bercow where’s your wife!” :-)

  92. 92
    Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Immigrants, Criminals & other Wasters. says:

    She is typical of the Labour vote.

  93. 93
    Caroline Puekas says:

    That doesn’t matter. As long as the wind blows at between 12 and 16mph , and no more or less, those turbines will spin and power us to a carbon free economy.

  94. 94
    Jimmy the Dhimmi says:

    If social cleansing is a direct policy of this government, how is it that you’re still infesting the Planet ?

    Class war is a figment of a dull, weak, one-track mind.

    Get a life.

  95. 95
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:


  96. 96
    keith says:

    I know you work for the Sun now but having a headline that has no truth in the story below it seems to show you are going native

  97. 97
    Nigel says:

    Vote UKIP

  98. 98
    Warrior, 2nd Class says:

    But it is fun.

  99. 99
    C.O.Jones says:

    I must say, that was a bit odd. Seems like the headline was written by someone who didn’t know the content of the story.

  100. 100
    Bill Quango MP/5 says:

    a liberal arts education is a secure investment or whether it squanders both time and money.

    Speakers for the motion
    Julia Hobsbawm
    Founder, Editorial Intelligence

    Harry Cole
    Contributing Editor, The Spectator

    Katie Hopkins
    Sun newspaper columnist, reality television participant

    Against the motion
    Anthony Seldon

    Headmaster, Wellington College

    Doug Richard
    Founder and CEO of School for Startups, Entrepreneur, former Dragon on BBC programme ‘Dragons’ Den’

    Will Self
    Author and journalist

    Will Self is going to make Hopkins look like plankton.
    Best attack I can think o for Harry is to ask Seddon why he has so many pa-edo teachers in his school. Its not relevant and is just spin tactics but might keep him quiet for a bit.
    Relying on the stats won’t help. Doug will have plenty that shows all the top earnings in the arts and the academia spin offs of the arts.

    I think the nays have it.

  101. 101
    Cabbage says:

    I remember Class War “already happening” 30 years ago. it was bollocks then as well.

  102. 102
    Gandher says:

    It’s over the northwest – it will probably tidy the place up.

  103. 103
    One Man One Vote says:

    Not to worry. White Dee’s vote is a mere one among 74,008 others which can be cast for her MP in the constituency of Ladywood.

    In Scotland, at the constitunecy of Na h-Eileanan an Iar, 21,837 electors were entitled to send an MP to Westminster. That makes these Scottish votes a very healthy 3 and a half times as important as one of White Dee’s.

    Who was it that said that Britain is a democracy?

  104. 104
    John Bellingham says:

    Well, my Grandfather only got the vote in 1918 at the age of 33 with the Representation of the People Act like most working men of the time, my Grandmother had to wait until 1928. Only a lunatic fringe voted Labour before 1918–they polled less than 7% of the popular vote in 1910. Unfortunately the Lunatic Fringe has taken over and its members run the asylum.

  105. 105
    Jack Ketch says:

    Not “think”–they KNOW.

  106. 106
    the shoveler says:

    Labour supporters view politics with the same mentality as football supporters.
    It actually doesn’t matter how bad labour get. They vote red every time.

  107. 107
    John Bellingham says:

    Bit of trivia. Lord Palmerston ran the Foreign Office during one of the busiest periods of British expansion with seven clerks whom he paid from his own pocket. All documentation was hand written in triplicate–funny how they managed.

  108. 108
    Policy fail says:

    But not a very effective policy as they have missed you

  109. 109
    sunderland is a labour ghetto thats why its shot says:

    Cat u r a one,the idea that White Dee would have any idea of the WL question made laugh out aloud,if she knows that the Jocks r intent on scrapping the bedroom subsidy she may fuck off up there.

  110. 110
    Fly on the wall says:

    Where I come from a ‘wind warning’ means get your Alka Seltzers out and ready.

  111. 111
    Fly on the wall says:

    With luck we can get rid of 99% of these fucking useless eyesores in one afternoon. Blow the winds southerly etc…

  112. 112
    Ancient seafarer says:

    I bet the kvnts blamed it on pilot error too!

  113. 113
    We KNOW liblabcon are liars.. we can hope UKIP less so. says:

    1 (and raise you.. everyones future)

  114. 114
    NE Frontiersman says:

    No need for all this palaver: Labour gained a seat in High St Walthamstow on a turnout of 125% simply by inventing an extra thousand votes per Labour candidate at the count.
    A little crude, but nobody at the count noticed.
    And it cost Labour nothing in stamps at all. It WAS a bit pricey paying the Returning Officer 350k to retire rapidly and say nowt, but that was other people’s money.
    PS: One of the lucky Labour Cllrs rents out 150 houses and drives a Bentley. His son chaired the Housing Committee for a while. Some illegal immigrants were seized from his home last year, but this seems to have caused him no trouble at all.

  115. 115
    I'm from the Labour Party and I'm Here to Help You says:

    Vote Early Vote Often!

  116. 116
    Labour voting thicko says:


  117. 117
    Anonymous says:

    BOLLOCKS it was at the time

    guess you are a baby and not even born then

  118. 118
    Anonymous says:

    it was irony

    oh never mind

  119. 119
    Anonymous says:

    people actually did die

  120. 120
    Anonymous says:

    sorry but you just will

  121. 121
    Anonymous says:

    you said cleansing was a direct policy no one else did

    fuck off mong

  122. 122
    David Cameron Is A Cunt says:

    If You Want White Dee As A Neighbour Vote Labour!

  123. 123
    Crap4 & Bore 4 fit for the sewers with Brown's Boggin magic! says:

    What kinda of name is white Dee? Is she on the coke? What a thicko?


  124. 124
    Brown Voyeur and his plague of criminal leeches on more 4 says:

    Who watches C4? Wall to wall shite!

  125. 125
    Brown boots says:

    I refuse to watch C4 while they provide a media platform for an abusive pervert who preys on vulnerable woman. Disgraceful.

  126. 126
    Dessert Rat says:

    How many shepherd did the kill to make the pie for that fucking nazi bitch.

  127. 127
    Brown is a nasty piece of work says:

    No thanks. Fuck off Scum4!

  128. 128
    Tom Catesby says:

    Like the flood water in your neck of the woods will wash some of the shit out.

  129. 129
    Tom Catesby says:

    Ask Kirsty.

  130. 130
    Theresamaynot says:

    I think you’ve got a point!

  131. 131
    Infidelsunited says:

    What’s this about an English ‘bloke going to Syria and blowing himself up? What for?
    He could have saved the fare and blown himself up here. We choose the place.

  132. 132
    Infidelsunited says:

    Will they move to Benefits Street?

  133. 133
    Infidelsunited says:

    Fred Smith.

  134. 134

    Don’t talk about Our Leader like that. We’re relying on Call Me Dave to lead the revolt against the EU. He’s a Bullingdon Boy, after all. Up and at ‘em men.
    What a plonker.

  135. 135

    We accept postal votes.

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