February 11th, 2014

Canvassing Abu Qatada


  1. 1
    A Tax payer says:

    I pay for that house

  2. 2
    Ex Beer Drinker and Womaniser says:

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    thostids says:

    Presumably, as Mr Qatada is only temporarily out of the Country he will be eligible to a postal vote? And his wife and those members of his extended family over the age of 18 on the due date?

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    Anonymous says:

    Do something useful and get a job you lazy parasitic twat.

  6. 6
    Gandalf says:

    Dude, it’s just a book.

    And even then, it’s just a book written by a sandy piratical peeedo.

    You’d be better off reading Harry Potter, quite frankly.

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    Jesus, pal of mo says:

    Only one vote, Shariah law ( well known country and western singer) says “vote early and vote often”.

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    UKIP says:

    “We’ll protect your benefits”

  10. 10
    A Choudary DC and Bar says:

    Shut up you bigot, or I’ll come round your house and blow myself up!

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    Benny Fitz-Clements says:

    When can I move in ?

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    Anonymous says:

    “Have they got him a postal vote?”



    Alan Douglas

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    Owen Jones says:

    Abu has human rights!

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    Anonymous says:

    Why don’t you fuck off to the C.A.R.
    Must be millions of virgins floating about there.
    Have a nice time.

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    Leftoids and Beeboids Fail says:

    Just listened to Fiona Phillips and Daily Politics Joe have a right good go at Toby Young. Wow, he kept his cool, spoke reasonably, articulately and wiped the floor with both of them.

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    Shariah don't like it, rock the casbah says:

    Still don’t quite see how the BBC manages to suck up to Islamos and yet be pro-arse-banditry at the same time.

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    God says:

    I know where you live

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    White Dee says:

    Where the exterior front room with sofa?

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    A Lazy Moron says:

    It’s better work than filling sandbags

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    Abu says:

    How dare you smears me! I not Labour votings! That is the libel!

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    A Homeless Rodent of Harrow says:

    Has anyone thought to disinfect that place yet?

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    Ayatolah Cameroni says:

    Unless its the EU referendum I promised

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    Moley says:

    EU Vice President says;

    EU Commission vice president Viviane Reding speaking in London:

    “The most powerful parliament in Europe is the European Parliament. Seventy per cent of laws in this country are co-decided there. There will be no repatriation of EU powers.”

    Please could you ask Mr Cameron at his press conference how he intends to renegotiate our membership in the face of such an obdurate refusal to accept that that is what the British want. Leaving is the ONLY option. UKIP is the only option, unless Cameron faces the reality represented by Reding’s statement.

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    poumista says:

    Love thy Neighbour

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    Bluto says:

    DP Joe is showing her Labour bias more and more blatantly.

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    Ayatolah Cameroni says:

    TThanks for posting this Guido. Otherwise I expect I’d be getting a right old pasting from your readership.

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    Why hasn't the DWP stopped Chaudaray's benefits? says:

    Fair enough.

    I live at Nick Clegg’s house.

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    Owen Jones says:

    Who’d like to take a ride on MY good ship lollipop?

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    Humanity says:

    We know you don’t exist.

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    J.C says:

    You tell ‘im Pa

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    David Camerón says:

    Look, I stole her cottaging pie, that’ll show her.

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    Don't try to understand the Left; they're insane. says:

    Also, very passionate about women’s rights and also pretty relaxed about FGM and burqas.

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    Anonymous says:

    Makes this even more relevant.

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    Lloyds says:

    Have you checked your insurance policy?

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    My other car is a VW Shariah says:

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    Persona non grata says:

    This more relevant.

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    Don't try to understand the Left; they're insane. says:

    So do all the people he wants to maim and kill.

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    Wraybury-under-Water says:

    Sky news just asked millitwat how long he would stay at Wraybury. He responded that he would stay as long as he was being useful.

    Urgent taxi request for Millitwat!

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    Mary says:

    Come on in now boys, playtimes over.

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    P l e b says:

    Presumably Quatada left there because of the benefits cap.

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    Don't try to understand the Left; they're insane. says:

    I’ll laugh my tits off if they catch the thief and he/she turns out to be an eastern European.

    Which, statistically, is pretty likely.

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    Your Neighbours says:

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    The Public says:

    We are not happy

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    Don't try to understand the Left; they're insane. says:

    As opposed to being deported?

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    C.O.Jones says:

    I thought Qatada was on holiday in Jordan?

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    The British Public says:

    The cheeky cow should fuck off back to wherever she comes from.

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    Harrovian says:

    He’s still got my lawnmower.

  49. 49
    The Met says:

    We consider the recent tweet by Nick Herbert MP Racist and inflammatory.

    Send the Golden Commander to arrest him.

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    Casual Observer 6 says:

    So what is David Cameron going to do to justify his Salary today ?

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    flying over the Westminster Village says:

    So if most decisions are made by the European Parliament then why do we need so many MPs in Westminster?

    Perhaps we could cut back numbers by 50% and put our best people directly into the European Parliament.

    It would save a fortune and stop dead all the arguments about building a new state of the art low cost Parliament building.

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    Our EU membership fee: 22 billion reasons to vote UKIP says:

    “The most powerful parliament in Europe is the European Parliament”

    Has it got a nuclear-armed military?

    No? Not very powerful then, is it.

    Let’s see the EU copes without access to £22billion p/a of British taxpayers’ money.

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    Cheeky Cow (Hypocrite) says:

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    Fuck The EU says:

    Leaving her car unlocked in London ?

    Sounds like it was a set up.

    She should fuck off.

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    Herman van Rompuy, unelected president of Britain, says:

    He’s going to give me £58million, just like he does every day.

    It’s all British PMs are for. So long as they give me money, I’m happy.

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    Seventy-two virgins says:

    Look out girls, here comes Hooky.

  57. 57
    Quiet Bat Person says:

    David Cameron to hold News Conference outside Downing Street at 4.45Pm. Lets hope it’s pissing down with rain .Watch out for lots of hand gesticulating and head nodding to get his point across to prove he and his government are in control, when the majority can see they are completely bamboozled by these floods. The Austerity measures are now coming home to roost.

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    Anonymous says:

    what happens to all these vigings after they have been f’ucked

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    C.O.Jones says:

    What Austerity measures, please explain?

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    the hackney hippo says:

    It would be racist to imply that Abu Qatada is the camel fucking, inbred son of a thousand rap!sts. So I won’t say it and I condemn anyone who does.

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    The Reign Of Terror says:

    It must be the ones we started.

  62. 62
    Selohesra says:

    What are the odds of a hosepipe ban in SE at some point in the next two years?

  63. 63
    Jimmy says:

    Clearly ‘Chubby Dave’ is clearly a bit worried! He’s moved to the South-West permanently now in a desperate attempt to not look like ‘Dubya’ after Katrina…!!!

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    the hackney hippo says:

    I also want to go on record as saying there is no truth in the rumour that I didn’t just make up that Abu Qatada is a prolific cottager who is responsible for the massive rise in HIV infections among young gay ragheads. No truth whatsoever. All lies.

  65. 65
    Logic says:

    Piss Off

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    Sir William Wayde says:

    She steals from us: we steal from her.

  67. 67
    Jimmy says:

    Cutting funding to Local Authorities.
    Cutting funding to the Armed Forces.
    Cutting funding to the Environment Agency.

    Just for starters.

  68. 68
    Ziggy says:

    David, Ed and Nick are now learning to walk on water. Eric tried but but failed!!

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    Harry Harman says:

    Proper Feminism is about getting rich public school well-connected women top positions in politics and the media, and making sure there are equal opportunities for their husbands and sons.
    By “top positions”, I do not include leader of the Labour Party, as there’s no point standing as our party MPs , members and unions will not vote for ugly harridans.

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    C.O.Jones says:

    Fuck off Jimmy, take your pseudo intellectual crap elsewhere.

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    Fish says:

    Well he attempted to wipe the floor with him…but he couldn’t get a word in edgeways.

    Philips bristled as Young was being introduced, she was up for a confrontation and typical of all lefties wouldn’t let him answer any questions he was asked

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    Ton Watson says:

    Tristram Hunt’s lecture was on the Eagles not Engels

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    Lost in the wilderness says:


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    Persona non grata says:

    Backward savages. Here’s one brave lady who is willing to stand up to them.

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    A sensible suggestion says:

    Could George Monbiot not be seconded as a permanent cross-party environment minister? I’m afraid the current crop of politicians don’t have the intellectual capacity to understand the challenges of adapting to, and more importantly mitigating for climate change.

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    G.I. Ned says:

    I looked like a real man in my photo opp. With eagle eyes and everything.

    When I grow up I want to be a Wellington

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    Lost in the wilderness says:

    Have they actually shown Milliband slink off after being chastised by resident Reading MP? I not seen it yet.

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    A army person says:

    Well at least these days there may well be less of us, but we don’t have to share 1 piece of body armour amongst 15 men when in active duty.

    Oh and toilet paper that also helps.

    Leftie Fucker.

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    A army person says:


    Before Jimmy uses that to defend his position

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    Fish says:

    She was taking the cottage pie back to Brussels to ask her Kommissars to confirm that such pies were no longer permissible under EU rules

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    Simpleton Sam says:

    Where do the Muslin fundamentalists get all the virgins for the suicide bombers?
    Are they dispatched to order?

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    A Suicide Bummer says:


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    A resident of Pie, Germany says:

    Only food made where I live can be called Pie.

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    Fish says:

    Exactly. I’m just off for a walk on one of his dried up river beds

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    Socialism Ate My Future says:

    Who said they were female also…

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    the hackney hippo says:

    The 72 virgins thing is a mistranslation. Its actually 72 gang rap!sts per virgin. Hope that clears things up for you.

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    Jack says:

    You should think, perhaps, before signing treaties

    She is not stealing one cent, you idiot

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    Fish says:


    You can order one in most of the take-aways there

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    Tin foil top hat says:

    I don’t see why he wouldn’t vote UKIP. Same with all muzzies.

    All the other parties are bum bandit anti-religious socialists. Only UKIP and Farage stick up for religion.

    Be that the ROP or Christianity.

    F*ck the commie atheist scum LibLabCon.

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    Yogurt weaver rebuttal squad says:

    Moonbat? FFS lol you forgot to use a sarc tag didn’t you.

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    Dhimmi Dave says:

    Is it for sale? I bet its worth a bomb.

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    Harridan Harman says:

    Proper Feminism is about getting rich public school well-connected women top positions in politics and the media, and making sure there are equal opportunities for their husbands and sons.
    By “top positions”, I do not include leader of the Labour Party.

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    Someone under 50 says:

    Who signed a treaty again fuckface?

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    Fuck The EU says:

    Hang on – Brown signed that without asking anyone else.

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    Sinnick says:

    I expect at this very moment the peasants of Bangladesh are arranging a band aid concert to raise money for the poor flood victim farmers and bankers of Surrey

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    Jimmy says:

    He shouldn’t give up. The govt’s attitude to women will play very well with the fundie vote, although he will lose votes to the lemons over gay marriage.

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    Viviane Reading, Unelected EU Pig Fucker says:

    I’m just going to sulk now, expense the replacement costs, and not repatriate any powers.

    What are you going to do about that then ?

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    Colonel Moutard says:

    Angela Eagle is one person who should fuck right off and continue doing it until given permission to do otherwise.

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    Viviane Reading, Unelected EU Pig Fucker says:

    Let’s not forget Jimmy the fire sale of dredging equipment and deliberate policy to stop dredging rivers that the EU imposed, or making river silt taxable if dredged…

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    Eddy Eddison says:

    Mitigating for climate change – You’re going to go and tell the Chinese to stop building a new coal fired power station every week then?

    If you think that me changing to a fucking “low energy” light bulb is going to make a fucking difference, you’re off your fucking head.

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    Sally Decow says:

    I’ll have a sixty-nine.

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    Questions of our time says:

    Is Tom Watson a recovering alcoholic ?

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    Ronald Reagan says:

    Someone once asked me why there were no Muslims in Star Trek, and I replied ‘because it is set in the future.’

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    A Suicide Bummer says:

    They explode

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    Casual Observer 6 says:

    Back to a nice padded waterboard in J’ordan… :-D

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    Jeremy Clarkson says:


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    Casual Observer 6 says:

    Chubby Dave thought he could win at ‘soggy biscuit’ : He has lost.

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    Another taxpayer (who doesn't smoke in a car with children) says:

    Apparently, the first “British” Suicide bomber went off in Syria last week…

    Now thats what I call Foreign Aid.

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    An MP says:

    We’re getting ready for Independence Day.

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    Casual Observer 6 says:

    Oh – and this is nothing like Katrina.

    Katina was a 400 mile wide hurricane that sucked a lake onto New Orleans, and sent in a 10 foot tidal surge. Arguably, if the mangroves had not been taken away from the coast and the levy had been built properly, then it would not have been so bad, but to be fair, that was going to happen.

    There is no real comparison Dubya with Cameron: There are some comparisons Dubya with Blair which can be made.

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    Jimmy says:

    You righties and your talking points. Dredging stops rain does it?

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    Duty pedant says:

    Levee. Levy is something (somebody) else.

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    Headmaster says:

    I don’t recall meeting you at any of our parents’ evenings

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    Owen Jones's mum says:

    Owen, you can have a lollipop after you’ve hd your spaghetti hoops on toast, but not before

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    Jack Ketch says:

    Saw that. I have noticed recently that BBC guests on political shows (and Sky’s too) never have their political affiliations mentioned when introduced. I only recently discovered that this Lady was Cherie Blair’s advisor, a fomer Labour Party muckraker and Alistair Campbell’s “partner”. A few days back Will Straw was given airtime as the representative of an independent financial “think-tank”–no mention that he is a prospective Parliamentary candidate.

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    Half a million dead iraqus, British soldiers and Government scientists says:

    Is your God the same one that told Blair to murder us?

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    Fly on the wall says:

    …AND AFTER he had been voted out of office. He therefore had no authority to affix his thumbprint to the document.

    So, as the UK is legally not a Party to Lisbon, WTF doesn’t Cameron just tell the Berlaymont crowd to piss of out of our lives?

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    Moderated by the Guardian for saying what a bunch of Cunts. says:

    No it stops flooding Jimmy.

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    Mme Guillotine says:

    Your turn will come dear. Have no fear. We have quite a long list now to get through.

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    Buddah says:

    Can’t we just all be friends?

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    seriously? says:

    Bzzzzzzz. Repetition. Clearly.

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    Airey Belvoir says:

    Er, that was Fiona Millar.

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    broderick crawford says:

    is he still here i thought theresa had sent him to a jordanian torture dungeon …. or is that the other bloke ?

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    My name is Michael Caine says:

    The original Translation was 72 Virgin Goats. Not alot of people know that.

  128. 128
    Lefty Gardener says:

    The drought-resistant plants that Moonbat advised me to plant are all underwater now.

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    Jimmy says:

    Course it does. You people live in a bizarre parallel universe where Archimedes had a shower.

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    I feel sorry for him, four wives and half a dozen brats crammed into that small property we must find him somewhere more comfortable for them , any suggestions?

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    Burmese Monk says:

    Kill them, kill them with fire!

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    Tin foil top hat says:

    Actually Blair converted after. He murdered those people as a socialist.

    You see, the key is that religion has a balanced moral structure. Socialism is outright evil by virtue of taking virtues and warping them into evil.
    Take compassion for one, it was “compassion” which leads to the need to bring democracy to Iraq. Religion would teach that this compassion needs to be balanced by not being f*cking ignorant as to the results of your actions.

    Compassionate Labour. We are so compassionate we will dump the whole of the third world on you and start illegal wars.

    Any one who doesn’t agree is part of the nasty party.

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    blog regular says:

    There is no level of left wing idiocy, treason or corruption that Jimmy doesn’t support. Thing is Jimmy, we all get old and need to be cared for, and when it happens to you, you’ll get to see the business end of socialism. You’ll get to spend your last days listening to the next generation of commies mocking you as you lie in your own shit desperate for water and medicine. But you won’t get any. They won’t care that you fought for their right to laugh at the dying. They will just treat you the same as they treat everybody that can no longer generate tax for them to spend.

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    Jack Ketch says:

    I am fed up with Climate Change/Global Waffling. It’s time for a new scare. How about “Magnetic Pole Reversal”. If everyone doesn’t trade in every electrical appliance and buy new, more expensive, low magnetic field items, the planet will spin out of control into the Sun in about a billion years. That should be worth a couple of bob.

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    Jack Ketch says:

    We should encourage more of this.

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    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    Remember, it doesn’t say the 72 virgins have to be human females!…try dog, camels, goats etc.

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    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    Or young and pretty…

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    Percy Thrower says:

    This wasn’t the first failed attempt to canvass an extreme Islamist, although possibly the first attempt in the traditional doorstep fashion. A few years back, someone tried telephone canvassing Abu Hamza, but the phone rang off the hook.

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    Anonymous says:

    And we paid for that murdering Hunt to have a house that most Brits would love to have. The country has gone insane.

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