February 11th, 2014

238 Days Later


  1. 1
    Chris Smith says:


    I’ve got fucking Congo bum fever if you want it.

  2. 2
    Gilbert Fiddler says:

    Downpour of frogs?

    Can we keep the blasted EU out of this for a change please?

  3. 3
    A Shower of Shit says:

    I’m giving a press conference this afternoon at 16:45

  4. 4
    Ed call me Margaret Miliband says:

  5. 5
  6. 6
    Anonymous says:

    “Guido is expecting”. Guido is a fucking Hunt.

  7. 7
    FIGHT says:

  8. 8
    Ah! forecast says:

    ” Cloudy with a chance of meatballs “

  9. 9
    You need a New Hair Do then Ed says:

  10. 10
  11. 11
    thostids says:

    What, exactly, is Cameron going to add to the celebrated statement made by Macmillan – “Events, dear boy, events”.
    He could say, in all honest expectation, that he and his shower of gob-shites are going to sit around the Cabinet Table, bend down and kiss their Cobras goodbye, or if Hughes is there, kiss his neighbour’s.
    Where’s Osborne hiding?

  12. 12
    Andrew Efiong says:

    Thanks to Mad Franky Hollande and his high taxes and nutty pro-unemployment policies we’ve already got a plague of frogs in London.

  13. 13
    Lost in the wilderness says:

    Someone needs to dig out the photo of Ed with his arm around that student who was wearing the Thatcher Dead t shirt. Limitless shame.

  14. 14
    Osborne says:

    I’m not hiding, I’m folding towels.

  15. 15
    Toading Paxman says:

    and don’t bring me into this.

  16. 16
    Andrew Efiong says:

    Is it me or does Miliband turn around and say “shit” as he tries to do a runner from Alok Sharma’s questions?

    It’s almost a reply of Brown and Mrs Duffy.

  17. 17
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Osborne is readying his election winning budget for March 2015 in which he announces that man-made climate change is a massive tax fraud and abolishes all taxes on petrol,electricity/gas, thus sweeping the Tories to a record landslide victory on May 7th.

  18. 18
    Andrew Efiong says:

    1m13 seconds: “shit” as he turns and heads for cover!

  19. 19
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    He’s got a point, he’s dead and the Tories will bury him on May 7th 2015 :-)

  20. 20
    Oh Dear says:

    Yes. “Shit”

  21. 21
    François Hollande says:

    L’état, c’est meh.

  22. 22
    Ed Balls says:

    Ed Balls

  23. 23
    Where is the Electoral Boundary Reform, Right of Recall, EU Referendum? says:

    Even if he were announcing his resignation, I wouldn’t believe him.

  24. 24
    Ere U Go says:

  25. 25
    The Public says:

    We are not happy

  26. 26
    EnviRON-mental says:

    Residents of Somerset, Stand By Your Tesalators !
    A message will shortly be transmitted by our fearless Arbiter.

  27. 27
    Podiceps says:

    Here it is:

  28. 28
    C.O.Jones says:

    That would be a vote winner for sure, to fill up your tank from empty would be £25 and not the £80 – £120 it costs now.

  29. 29
    Jane Birkin from Paris says:

    A downpour of frogs ?

    Well perhaps you can find out exactly why the French taxpayer has paid the British Government 168 million euros for an aircraft carrier which has never and never will see the light of day.

  30. 30
    lord-hard says:

    Shit defo

  31. 31
    Anon. says:

    Yes no question,he needs to apologise.

  32. 32
    Wet Balls says:

    Wet Balls

  33. 33
    Iain Duncan Smith says:

    Barclays plans to cut between 10,000 and 12,000 jobs this year, including 7,000 in the UK.

    It’s the right thing to do.

  34. 34
    BBC Cyberman says:

    Worst weather for 250 years obviously down to climate change.

    Conform or you will be deleted.

  35. 35
    altruism in industry says:

    Cameron says it will take time to put things back as they were, no shit Sherlock.
    All these fuckers do is respond to events and spout bollocks. It would be nice to have leaders with a fucking plan who anticipate events and act decisively and efficiently.

  36. 36
    Anonymous says:

    Towels would be jolly useful at the moment.

  37. 37
    The Police in Downing Street says:

    He needs to resign. Such language is disgraceful, blah blah blah, members of the public, blah blah blah, public order offence, blah blah blah..

  38. 38
    (Rarely) Dangerous Brian says:

    Right, so what was it down to 250 years ago?

  39. 39
    Cheques should clear in nanoseconds says:

    One fewer banker is a joy. 12,000 is a miracle.

  40. 40
    (Rarely) Dangerous Brian says:

    And how bad was it then, and how bad was it the time before and the time before that?

  41. 41
    God says:

    My sense of humour

  42. 42
    (Rarely) Dangerous Brian says:

    Ad infinitum.

  43. 43
    The bbc - aka Labour publicity dept. says:

    Any bbc employee who even dares to think of putting this clip of our great leader Ed being disrespected by the low underling MP of Reading on any of our news programmes will face instant dismissal.

    We will not allow the stupid public,those we milk for our funding. to see him in anything but our carefully crafted presentation…………….

  44. 44
    The East is East says:

    “Alok Sharma”?

    Wouldn’t he be more at home on the banks of Ganges?

  45. 45
    Dave Cunt - it's the way I tell 'em says:

    Chillax – Gold Command is on the case.

  46. 46
    A wolly mammoth says:

    Worst weather for 250 year ? , you’ve never had it so good

  47. 47
    A warmer woolly willy wally (another name for a pickled cucumber/gerkhin) says:

    A wolly mammoth? Is that the one to be found on (so far unflooded) Hackney Marshes?

  48. 48
    A warmer woolly willy wally (another name for a pickled cucumber/gerkhin) says:

    Black Command would do it better

  49. 49
    The Anglo Saxon says:

    HAPPY B/DAY GUIDO don’t drink too much red wine now will you :)

  50. 50
    broderick crawford says:



  51. 51
    are you fucking mad says:

    we, the nation, want to come , listen to the load of shite and then beat the fucking daylights out of him, the tory gobshite

  52. 52
    gene genie says:

    does this include disabled people, the poor and unemployed?

  53. 53
    national disgrace says:

    I heard it and was offended. Isn’t swearing in a public area a public order offence?

  54. 54
    Maggie Thatcher (RIP) says:

    Everyone needs a Milli

  55. 55
    John Bellingham says:

    It is a rare breed on dog from the Right Bank of the Brahmaputra. A bit like a Shitsu or a Sharpie–sorry Shar Pei.

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