February 10th, 2014

The MP Who “Tried it on” with Myleene Klass

20140210-092009.jpg Readers will remember single Myleene Klass causing hearts to flutter when she tweeted a picture of an MP’s business card with her finger covering the name, claiming she’d been chatted up on a plane. In yesterday’s Sun Guido named the gent in question – Tory backbencher Mark Pritchard. Mark met Myleene at customs after they had both been to Sierra Leone, where Pritchard’s The Music Charity distributes second-hand instruments to orphanages and schools. “I think she was chatting ME up,” chimed Pritchard when Guido asked. “I think we could make great music together.”


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    An old person says:

    What! A Tory MP chatting up a girl!!! Can’t be right surely.

  3. 3
    Don't be dumb says:

    Seriously, the people of Somerset are letting Nick Clegg swan in to pretend he cares without ripping him a new one?
    This despicable EU fanatic is one of those responsible for the mess.

  4. 4
    Daniel says:

    I have no idea who this non-entities are.

    Pritchard sounds like a complete hoon – what about British children who need musical instruments you utter cock?

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    Good effort, lad says:

    Fair play to him for giving it a go…

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    Groper says:

    Keep it up Mark, she is a fine specimen of feminine pulchritude: http://www.rtvchannel.tv/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/myleene-klass.jpg

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    Rickytshirt says:

    Never mind Mark. Plenty more fish in the sea, and all that bollocks.

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    called to account and he doesn't like it says:

    So, did Smith even spend all of that £400000 on dredging?
    If he didnt, he should be sacked.

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    Anon says:

    Was she pissed?

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    kmc says:

    No idea. But Myleen’s not a very classy name (if you’ll forgive the pun).

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    chriselee says:

    As that famous philosopher Del Boy used to say,”she looks a bit of a sort”.

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    Bluto says:

    She’s a lefty and Labour party supporter isn’t she?

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    Sinnick says:

    Somerset’s under water, Devon & Cornwall are cut off by rail but that’s OK. A threat to Westminster, and Paterson might actually dig his wellies out! – Panic! The wine cellars are at risk! Save the Montrachet!

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    Ah! bad start says:

    First comment of the day M0dded

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    ukip.i.am.not says:

    Our dear PM has shown not only to the nation but the whole world that he just hasn’t got what it takes. A background in PR just doesn’t cut it when a disaster of this scale unfolds. His Katrina moment and all he can do is call COBRA meetings and blame the likes of Labour and Chris Smith.

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    Col. Nut says:

    Did he play her the pink oboe?

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    Ban PC eco-loonies from any and all positions of responsibility. says:

    There’s a delicious irony that the eco-loonies in the Environment Agency decided not to dredge “because dredging harms all the little fluffy animals on the river banks”, and the little fluffy animals on the river banks have now drowned in a sea of toxic floodwater.

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    just trying to help says:

    This MP should be subjected to an anti molestation order if ,what is claimed, is true.

    I am sure that the Prime Minister agrees.

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    Myleene Klass says:

    I was called ugly, untalented, and unemployable.

    At least I get work now.

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    Passing Ships says:

    Just about bearable for a quick poke by a decent tory chap, as certainly nothing at all classy about Mylene.

  23. 23
    Tesco's high prices, fake offers, poor service and dodgy horseburgers are NOT progress. says:

    There are many other valid reasons never to shop with Tesco.

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    Bi polarbear says:

    This seems to have parallels with the situation in New Orleans after hurricane Katrina. An “unimportant” city far away from DC was ignored but, when hurricane Sandy struck nearer home, everything was done. Here we have the government ignoring Somerset but acting when the floods threaten the home counties

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    Captain Pedalo says:

    it is totally inappropriate for men in public office to proposition younger nubile women who happen to be minor celebrities in their own right.

    Such men should be like me and have a “comportment exemplaire” at all times.

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    If you can’t get it up in the morning… :-)

    Have you considered bowles?

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    Juvenile Deliquescent says:

    He should be dunked.

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    throwing the first stone says:

    I trust Pritchard did not start offering her money for a bit of her time from the State payroll like the Socialists do.

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    Professor Green says:

    The best place to have floods is London. This is where people like Patterson and his fellow climate change deniers tend to have their multi-million pound houses. When those start to be threatened then maybe we will get some acknowledgement from him and his ilk that global warming does exist, is a problem and needs to be taken seriously

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    An Ordinary Joe says:

    Same Question

    Who is Myleene Klass?

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    Enamel Bowls?

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    The Labour Party says:

    In accordance with the instruction manual “1984”, we believe that everyone should be chemically neutered. This will end all cases of molestation and ensure that uncontrollable primal urges can no longer distract the populace from their love of One Nation Socialism.

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    Mr Potato Head2 says:

    Maybe they should give Chris Smith another job, something like vetting education exam companies. It is not as if he is overworked with is eleven other jobs, is it?

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    David Cameron BELLOWING TO THE CHIEF WHIP says:

    You need to investigate this quickly before the media find out. I want to know why one of my backbenchers is straight and I wasnt aware?

    Do I fucking look like Clegg? I need to know these things.

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    Long John Silver' parrot says:

    The Prime Minister has had over 24 hours to call this man in and make him walk the plank.

    Weak indecisive morally weak Leadership at its very best.

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    altruism in industry says:

    I do think that there is a conspiracy between these Charities to grab all the decent second hand stuff that is donated and send it off to Africa whereas there are loads of poor English kids who would appreciate a musical instrument etc.

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    Spot the Dog says:


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    She shud go bak to skul.

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    Long John Silver' parrot says:

    Isn’t Eton close to this flood zone?

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    Vasta Print says:

    He hands out vast amounts of those, he’s always desperate for either a shag or a top up of his bottomless back pocket.

    Last print run was over a million.

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    Mr Potato Head2 says:

    There is no way only £400k is spent on dredging. They must spend that on the Thames alone – and it didn’t stop that from flooding.

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    Long John Silver' parrot says:

    I always thought when it came to organized Charities then the first rule was “first grabs to us”.

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    Mark Pritchard's bumper book of chatup lines says:

    “Hey, Myleene, wanna see my trumpet?”

    “Hey, Myleene, do you like sax?”

    “Hey, Myleene, do you want the horn?”

    “Hey, Myleene, wanna play my big pink oboe?”

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    Gelion says:

    Latest average polls from ukpolling report

    Lab 39
    Cons 32
    Fibs 9

    Labour majority 86

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    Particle Splitter says:

    The Floods are yesterday’s news.

    Despite what the Telly news said, The Wind and rain over the weekend was not in the least bit exceptional and water levels are now falling.

    The only exception is the Thames valley which will receive last week’s rain this week, which most people could not give a shit about as most of the houses belong to rich Hunts anyway.

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    Mike Hancock CBE MP says:

    Can’t be me, never been to Sierra Leone. They don’t pay well enough.

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    Ah! Balls says:

    As opposed to playing with balls?
    The moniker included getting up, and the comment a person of light c0l0ur.

    It appears you weren’t the first to use the ‘f’ word but only by a few years. But obviously it had to be by a Cath0lic

    First use of the f-word found in 16th century moral guide book written by a MONK ( Mail)

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    Anonymous says:

    She certainly marked your card Mark Pritchard

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    Ric Holden CCHQ says:

    Smith, Cameron, Farage and now Clegg – when will Somerset’s suffering end?

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    Maximus says:

    Nothing so tendentious as an academic rent-seeking in flagrente.

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    Anonymous says:

    Nasty nasty company. They are so arrogant that their lawyers even abused their customers in public. Corporately deviant exploiters.

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    Ah! teecher at Private school says:

    It’s not a ‘ who’ its a ‘what’………Mine.

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    The Labour Party says:

    Quite so.

    Although, to be honest, if you want examples of weak indecisive morally weak Leadership at its very best, look no further than
    1. Ed Miliband’s failure to sack Ed Balls
    2. Ed Miliband’s decision to hire the p0rnographer, serial liar and murderer Alastair Campbell as an advisor
    3. Ed’s decision to appoint Andy Burnham as Shadow Secretary of State for Health, after Burnham was found to have covered-up thousands of deaths in the NHS.

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    The Teddington weirdo says:

    There are two Thames. The tidal bit which has seen massive £billion dredging in the last decade for new works/construction/docks. And the none tidal which has had no dredging. Teddington Lock is the demarcation.

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    Ah! now says:

    They’ve had their photo ops, rain’s stopped play

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    The name does ring a bell. US port starlet famous for taking very large cocks up the poop-chute (& a tramp stamp advertising her porn film producer boy friend’s products tattooed just above said entrance.) All in all, the sort sexual preferences reassuring to most Tory MPs. Possibly she was being pestered for advice on flavoured lubricants for the ass-to-mouth shots.
    O maybe it’s a different woman.
    Who knows? Who cares?

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    Tony Blair says:

    7 points ahead, eh?

    Do you know how many points ahead Labour were at this stage in the election cycle when I was leader of the opposition?


    In your fugly face, Miliband!

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    Corruption In Evry Fibre Of Their Being - The Westminster Club says:

    Charity! Bit of a joke, would a chap like this seriously be interested in anyone except himself:


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    George Galloway, Caroline Lucas and Alex Salmond says:

    We’re saving the best till last.

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    Ah! he's free says:

    Mark Pritchard announced that he was divorcing his wife of 15 years, Sondra, following their separation in April 2013.

    Ugh! he’s old enough to be her husband.

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    retardEd Miliband says:

    To help with the cotht of living cwy-thith, I will cap flooding at 1.5feet for the firtht two yearth of my government.

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    Rinka Scott says:

    Someone should get a shotgun out.

  63. 63

    OK. Why is Mylean Klass?

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    Ed Miliband says:

    When do I get my turn to go to Somerset ?

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    Ah! Sally says:

    My, John’s not going.

    He can’t keep his head above water.

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    Michael Gove says:

    See me after class and we will go through apostrophe use.

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    Corruption In Every Fibre Of Their Being - The Westminster Club says:

    You forgot:

    Hey Myleene, have you seen the size of my (bent) wad!

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    Squire Trelawney says:

    Perhaps they should be walking the plank this afternoon.

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    John Bellingham says:

    Although the briefing against Smith and the Environment Agency is gathering speed today, I cannot understand why Cameron has not gained himself massive kudos by summarily sacking Chris Smith. If then accused of sacking him because he is a Labourite/Sodomite, he can simply say–“No, he was sacked because he was bloody useless”. There would be applause everywhere except in Labour HQ.
    I suppose its a balls (small b) problem.

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    Anonymous says:

    Chris Smith’s response to the flooding makes him a bit of a Cnut

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    Sick of the greed and lies(still) says:

    I was screaming at the radio this morning when the Today programme played a clip of Eric Pickles giving an unreserved apology to the people of Somerset on the Andrew Marr show and Justin Webb said “Well, that was an apology of sorts, I guess”! WTF did he want?

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    RNLI says:

    Place Little John in a welly boot, float them in the water and tow him around with your knicker elastic Sal.

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    altruism in industry says:

    I do think that we would be better off with the Clergy running the country

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    ¿Me puede dar una aspirina por favor?

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    Ah! warning says:

    The Environment Agency has warned people, that when the water reaches their chins, their lives are at risk.

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    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    I am tapping up Professor Plum’s UN contacts, to pass a vote of censure over the Swiss referendum result.

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    The Ductch Ambassador says:

    He’s doing some consultancy for some of his pals who are looking for some pumping and landscaping contracts.

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    oink says:

    Myleen Klass was a member of the fucking crap band HearSay from a few years ago. She has somehow maintained ‘celebrity’ status even though she’s no talent

    Still suppose this is more important than the flooding. People in Somerset and the west can wait for 6 weeks for this government to even take any notice. Thames floods in the Home Counties and all hell lets loose. Government can’t have its followers distressed now can it – fucking c’unts

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    No cojones!

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    The Public says:

    His resignation. We all do.

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    Dave says:

    What about the homosexual polar bears dying of heat stroke?

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    T May says:

    Yankee go home

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Stand on a sand bag, use 2, 3 or 4 + if necessary.

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    FFS! says:

    None is actually spelt non.

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    The British media are cunts says:

    Most of western Europe has also been hit by the current weather yet isn’t drowning. Why is it always the UK that can’t cope?

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    Not sure TBF. Thought they were bipolar.

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    If only he'd stayed there says:

    MP goes abroad. Music to my ears.

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    Dame Shirley Porter says:

    oy vey, you stupid goy must bomb the nazis Aldi and Lidl who are ruining a great British, er, Israeli business!

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    MILF Watch says:

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    Dave says:

    outrageously unfair! I’ve worked 24/7 to expose the persecution of fellow arse bandits in Russia

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    Anonymous says:

    Just exactly how did these flat areas become flat farming areas?

    Because historically they flooded.

    Why are all the old villages built on the slightly raised land?

    Because the fields flooded.

    What is wrong is that the environment agency assumed they have “corrected” nature and provided flood defences. Yet the defences were only designed for a certain maximum level of rain.

    Without the flood defences it would flood more often, but would be a smaller area. It would also clear quicker. The animals would be taken to the land around the villages.

    Yet now all that raised land is developed and the new houses are obviously being built in the flood planes.

    The fault is the advice of the environment agency that thinks they can control flooding with a few dams and a small canal.

    It is nothing to do with weather. It is purely arrogance and those that believe they can predict limits to weather. This country has run out of sustainable development land. Any new development requires unrealistic costs to avoid the stupidity that we are seeing today. In some areas we are putting in housing estates on drain systems built in Victorian times. Does anyone really think the Victorian engineers built the channels and culverts massively oversized?

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    PFI Contracts 'R' Us says:


    Anyone want to lease a few bags of sand?

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    Remind you of anyone? says:

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    Dave says:

    literally millions of vibrant darkies, homos and nonces are at risk in the cultural melting pot known as the south east of England, unlike the hideously white, virtually homo-less south west.

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    One of them has got hold of her a little more tightly than the other says:

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    Arthur Daley says:

    If you want to make a fast buck, buy up all the silage that will be available next August/September. No summer grass in Somerset=no silage, no hay.

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    Windy Dong says:

    What a guy!!

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    Breast is best says:

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    Hugh Janus says:


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    Eric Pickles says:

    Tax and Fracking are our ways out of this mess that the southerners caused.

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    Hugh Janus says:

    Partly because the Environment Agency chose to spend £2m+ on PR.

    Will they be asking for their (our) money back??

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    Mare West says:


    In the case of the Sommerset levels it’s just a simple case of the drainage system being allowed to silt up over the last 15 years. This is because of complicated politics involving the EU, Environmentalists and a Quango out of control.

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    F**k the LibLabCon says:

    Has she got horns?

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    Guido Fawkes says:

    Floods have arrived at Guy News Room…… Now something will be done.

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    oink says:

    Let’s get this straight – the selfservative government is only interested in protecting and supporting the rich.

    somerset has 40 miltary staff attached for flood assistance – pity theyw were 6 weeks late

    thames valley has 1600 military staff attached to aid the rich and famous

    little bit unbalanced don’t ya think?

    still – selfservatives – looking after themselves and their friends

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    seriously? says:

    ‘ Does anyone really think the Victorian engineers built the channels and culverts massively oversized?’

    The Victorians built everything over-sized.

    Have you ever heard of Isambard Kingdom Brunel? A man not famed for doing things by half.

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    F**k the LibLabCon says:

    …and 100,000 Iraqi dead points in front too, well done Tone!

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    Did he give her his horn?

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    seriously? says:

    I think it also provides a perfect excuse for gentlemen to travel to Sierra Leone where they may sample the locally available delights and bask in the … gratitude .. of a poverty-stricken population.

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    The Teddington weirdo says:

    None is a noun, non is a qualifier.

    So it can be both non tidal or none tidal depending on how I meant it to be read. So stick that in your pedant pipe and smoke it.

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    seriously? says:

    But in Sierra Leone the young ladies are cheaper to disrobe than the cost of a cuddly toy. A hand-full of biros and you’ll be set for the week. Allegedly.

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    hopefully yours says:

    hey,you don’t ask,you don’t get

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    Village Idiot says:

    …Bit like Lord Smith,oh,and homosesssuall?

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    altruism in industry says:

    It is so clear that these fuckers are only interested in “Charity Work” to finance their lifestyle

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Keep your friends close and your leadership rivals even closer by putting them in positions where they will be shown to be completely useless.

    Miliband maybe a geek but he aint stupid.

    Balls’ and Burnham’s reputation are in tatters and Abbott was sacked.

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Just leave it to the Reverend Flowers :-)

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    He probably asked her to play a tune on his rusty trombone :-)

  118. 118
    Village Idiot says:

    ….A very large part of the blame,can be put at labours door,admittedly brussells has a part to play and it will,eventually become clear where to apportion blame!…Investigative journalism to get a proper,unbiased view of what has happened or not is required,also,the tories seem to have been hoodwinked by experts,so ,what a fine mess,too many chiefs ,on too much money has blinded them to the reality that is ,predictably unfolding!…..Complete common sense failure,and laziness on behalf of ridiculously overpaid,incompetent people,who are supposed to work for the benefit of the people!

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    Blowing Donkey Whistles says:

    Someone that fat would just float.

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    EA says:

    Unfortunately the plank is under water. “Swimming the plank” doesn’t carry quite the same sense of menace, does it?

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    Rightwinggit says:

    He was following an EU directive.

    We can’t dredge unless the EU says so, as Dave the Eurococksucker is about to find out.

    Vote UKIP.

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    Rightwinggit says:

    To ruin Burnham’s reputation, he let thousands die.

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    Wrong. No polar bears in the Antarctic. The Ship of Fools lucked out on several fronts.

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    Village Idiot says:

    ….Would that be straight from the breast?

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    Ah, so that’s what it’s known as nowadays!

  126. 126

    Was he pissed? Sorry, stupid question.

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    Village Idiot says:

    …..It seems to me that only the rich are affected;no ghettoised sections of society from the lands of the crescent moon seem to be affected,and Londonistan is safe!

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    …and raw sewage from the flooded-out septic tanks.

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    Shergar says:

    Who the fuck does Pritchard think he is? an ugly bastard for sure I wonder if he has a wife.

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    Village Idiot says:

    ….Visit when you have finished pacing around mumbling, “Oh God, Oh God”,and working out what to say to deflect blame away from labour!.. Oh…take some wellies ,the bracing fresh air and humid atmosphere will put some colour into your jaundiced skin!

  131. 131
    Village Idiot says:

    ..Neglect by the government during the years of terror 1997-2010, lefty,eco thinking ,
    and,brussells for starters!….continued,it would seem,by the coalition!

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    Char-Wallah. says:

    A bint!

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    Trainer Shoe says:

    In Danish zoos?

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    broderick crawford says:

    she is the cousin of Class Mylene the well known Soprano

    ( not of ” Tony ” fame )

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    broderick crawford says:

    wot .. bint as in harem or one of the many wives of the potentate ??

  136. 136
    broderick crawford says:

    Si, ma solo cuando calienta el sol aquin la playa .

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    Frack Off Cameroon says:

    Vote UKIP, really?
    Thems the ones that believe the floods are divine retribution for Cameroon’s championing of gay marriage

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    hamish says:

    It’s no coincidence that his name contracts to PRAT!

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    ron Vibbentrop says:

    Who is unimportant. What is not in doubt. We are merely enquiring after the price.

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    Blimey says:

    He should be careful, in thirty years time he could be accused of indecency or of being “inappropriate” Which will probably be a crime by then.

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    Calgarian says:

    So he tried to chat up a good looking girl – big deal. She’s worked in showbusiness for years I’m sure she’s been propositioned more than once. I have it on good authority that whilst not in Sally Bercow’s league, she has “done the rounds”.

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    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    I would!

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    Broony Army says:

    I wonder if they were a new species, Brown Polar Bears

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    MILF fancier says:

    She is one of the few British women who is attractive and intelligent. She isn’t covered in tattoos and she is actually feminine. Idon’t blame him for trying…

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