February 10th, 2014

Paterson in a Pickle

Eric Pickles is laying it on thick in the House about Owen Paterson, saying that he and the Environment Secretary are “two peas in a pod, two brothas from another motha” and that they speak every day.

Which will do little to quell the growing speculation in Defra circles that Eric is after Owen’s job on a more permanent basis…


53 Comments

  1. 1
    seriously? says:

    Pickles does look just the tiniest bit as if he’s working for the Gestapo in that picture.

  2. 2
    Mitch says:

    And they’re both useless w@nkers?

  3. 8
    Mr Motivator says:

    Breaking : Mr Pickles has just rung me for help and guidance.

  4. 10
    Mornington Crescent says:

    So, the man who thinks we should pay for lots of useless windmills in Africa to prevent flooding here wants to be S of S Environment?

    No thanks, Eric.

    • 21
      A man with a brilliant idea says:

      We could always flay Eric Pickles and use his skin to make a giant umbrella to keep the whole of the UK dry.

  5. 12
    Eric Von Pickles says:

    I have just finished lunch

  6. 14
    One-term Dave (dragging the Tories to their grave) says:

    Don’t forget, oiks – the £11 billion I blow on foreign aid every year ensures we don’t get any floods. None at all. Spiffing good value, eh, what what?

    Tally ho!

  7. 15
    Medical_101 says:

    Pickes is not a well man – he’s dropped 30 stone in the last week.

  8. 16
    Only Sayin says:

    Laurel & Hardy ?

  9. 20
    Reckless Tracey says:

    Pickles looks like some Mafia Don from second rate movie

    • 27
      Eric's impending myocardial infarction says:

      The Mafia don’t cause as much harm and chaos as Useless Fat-Fuck Fatty Pickles.

  10. 22
    Pickles capone says:

    “I have built my organization upon fear”.

  11. 28
    Fuck me, there's a Tsunami warning now! says:
  12. 39
    Penfold says:

    Tsk, tsk, blue on blue, casualties expected.

    Get the Medevac chopper……

  13. 40
    Hang the Bastards says:

    Pickles has done enough damage to the Environment where he is. The greedy developers’ friend.

  14. 41
    Percy Thrower says:

    That pic would be good for the Friday caption comp.
    I’ll start the ball rolling early:

    Owen Paterson: “I think I can stem the flow if I stick my finger in the dyke”.

    Eric Pickles: “Stop it, Woodentop, I’ve only just managed to get Angela Eagle out of my head for the day…”

  15. 46
    Ed says:

    You’re lucky. I’ve got a detached rectum.

  16. 47
    Anoneumouse says:

    Green Pickels

    ‘Friends of the Girth’

  17. 49
    Proftastic says:

    The performance in the commons today wasn’t up to par and the faces behind him were not happy ones.
    If hebis planning career move he may need to up his game.

  18. 53
    Fatson says:

    Fatso should go on a diet!


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Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”



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What’s he been doing FFS, mining bitcoins?


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