February 7th, 2014

Reverse Ferret! Yasmin Qureshi Says Sorry

Someone has finally had a word. Yasmin Qureshi’s statement, out at 5pm on Friday evening:

“The debate was about the plight of the Palestinian people and in no way did I mean to equate events in Gaza with the Holocaust.

 I apologise for any offence caused.”

 That wasn’t so hard, was it?


  1. 1
    Cinna says:

    You’re personally hurt. That’s right, make it all about you.

  2. 2
    Newsfox says:

    Quite something – this MP has suffered far more negative publicity than the hundreds who voted for the Iraq war. Now THAT was grotesque.

  3. 3
    David 'Sturmbannführer' Ward says:


  4. 4
    Ah! at last says:

    Guido undertakes female cerebral mutilation.

  5. 5
    Bill Quango MP/5 says:

    Guido writes a story here. He sees an apology there.

    Soon need a slave by his desk to whisper ‘remember, you are only a man.’

  6. 6
    oy! says:

    She touched the 3rd rail.

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    Ed Milliband says:

    Itth a cwisis of apologieth

  8. 8
    Ah! one thing's certain says:

    She wasn’t reading from the same hymn sheet.

  9. 9
    Chris Smith says:

    Well, I’m not sorry. In fact I’m proud of my staff, and even more proud of myself.

  10. 10
    Proftastic says:

    Not good enough – resign! Surely this is worse than not wearing a Nazi uniform?

  11. 11
    Ah! one thing's certain ( probably ) says:

    If you unplug your modem and router, you will be reborn as Bill Quango MP.

  12. 12
    Ted Crilly says:

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    Bill Quango MP/5 says:

    We are all proud of you too.

    BTW in which year did we change the meaning of success to failure , pride to embarrassment and competence to incompetence?

  14. 14
    Hard Face Liebour Clones says:

    Is that Flint?

  15. 15
    Ed Moribund says:

    Thory MPs who don’t wear a Nawzi uniform must wesign!
    And tho mutht the pwime minister who overseas them.

    Wesign! Wesign!

  16. 16
    Ken Barlow says:

    ” That wasn’t so hard, was it?”

  17. 17
    Huge Grant says:

    I’d have a BJ from her!

  18. 18
    Mullah Lite says:

    Could be. If she was dehydrated.

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    Anonymous says:

    A HoC politician apologising? It’s against the rules. It cannot be true.

  20. 20

    Interesting article
    While we have closed our coal mines , to help prevent global warming , resulting in sky high energy prices for us and we are now tottally reliant on imported fuel
    because we signed up to the stupid EU’s carbon emmission cuts
    Germany are building another 25 coal fired powered stations and all along we have been funding building coal fired power plants via our over seas aid programe


  21. 21
    Chris Smith says:

    Fucking Somersetians, was it Sue’s idea?

  22. 22
    nell says:

    Well said!!

  23. 23
    cornish storms says:

    Well said!

  24. 24
    cornish storms says:

    Did he take his wellies or did he expect them to carry him about so that he never got his feet wet?!

  25. 25

    ‘Sorry, sooooo sorry for upsetting myself.’ They can’t say sorry can they?

  26. 26
    generic taxi driver says:

    … and rubbed down with sandpaper

  27. 27
    Cinna says:


  28. 28
    The Grand Mad Mullah says:

    She may have had seconds thoughts but that is one face where the Burka should not be banned

  29. 29
    Tony Smooth says:


  30. 30
    Where are Tony Blair's Expenses says:

    This is the troughing bint who got bint who got a driving ban for a mixture of speeding and using a mobile whilst driving and then gave the tax payer the bill for all the taxis she used during the ban.

    How much more of this crap is the electorate going to take.

    Whilst she is thinking about the Palestinians she may want to ponder why the richest nations on the planet i.e. The Gulf States and Saudi Arabia send little or no aid to them.

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    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Is she Caroline Flint’s twin?
    Ed Miliband brags about all the women labour MPs in the party. I would keep quiet if I was him as the women are either stupid, arrogant, obese, or ugly.

  32. 32
    red sky thinking says:

    In private does the chit chat make the devil blanche?
    On the door steps have you ever stated such opinions are wrong?
    Doubt the above, and I doubt your public apology was thought up by you!

  33. 33
    Persona non grata says:

    Chemicals, coal steel, all the components needed to wage an industrial war in it’s own right. Germany now the only European country with to all those resources. Convenient that.

  34. 34
    Chris Smith says:

    I’m alright. Are you alright? We’re alright. It’s always a bit muddy at Glasto.

  35. 35
    Ed Milliwatt says:

    nineteen-ninet… err, I mean one thousand, nine hundred and ninety seven

  36. 36
    Nemesis says:

    Caroline Flint for all her failings certainly does not look like this weirdy. I wouldn’t kick Caroline Flint out of my bed but I wouldn’t let this ugly twat in.

  37. 37
    Does she know anyone in high places? says:

    I hope that Hazel Irvine will issue a suitable apology for her commentary at the opening of the Sochi Winter Olympic Games, being shown on BBC2.
    Snide has nothing to do with it.

  38. 38
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Didn’t parts of Didcot power station end up in Germany for reuse?

  39. 39
    William Hague says:

    It can happen, after 14 pints

  40. 40
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    What was labour’s plans for the Somerset Levels from 1998 to 2010. What dredging and land maintenance was carried out while labour were in office? Drainage rivers do not clog up overnight, although Sky and the BBC would have us believe the problem has only happened since 2010.

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    Quelle Surprise says:

  42. 42
    Creationist Frankie Maude says:

    My my you’re a lad. Not working too hard with your 12 sinecures my Lord?

    Jack of all trades comes to mind or Liebor suckling on the public sector teat.

  43. 43
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    O.k. Mr Flint, calm down.

  44. 44
    Fish says:

    Why? What did she say?

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  46. 46
    Where are Tony Blair's Expenses says:

    Her apology is as about as sincere as Abbott’s after the Tottenham riots.

    She has a safe seat; all her constituents are Asian and the postal vote is locked down.

  47. 47
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    MacShane is a thief.

  48. 48
    Little old lady from tooting beck says:

    Benedict Brogan – seen elsewhere

    “Given what we were warned to expect by Labour the absence of a crisis in A&E so far this winter is a big story indeed.”

    Indeed and has any of the doom laden predictions from Labour come true. I think the big story remains that Labour always always always get it wrong. Meanwhile their leader makes speeches that he knows openly damage the best interests of this country and the unions Labour paymasters and military wing attempt unneeded industrial action to bring the capital to a halt

    Expect more as we approach 2015 and do not even think about what is going to happen after the election

  49. 49
    Georgie Moonbat greenie extraordinary says:

    The Jerries can be excused their coal fired power stations because they are only temporary. Honest.

  50. 50
    Axe the left wing telly tax now says:

    The BBC have just go to be brought to book. This is just getting insane

    Oi BBC !!!

    Ken Roach = innocent of all charges and free ( and rightly so ! )

    Scumbag McShane = guilty of all charges and jailed for fraud. ( not long enough and out in weeks)

    BBC What part of that judicial process don’t you understand?

  51. 51
    Axe the left wing telly tax now says:

    The BBC agree and broadcast that he is the same as Roache


  52. 52
    UK Kleptocracy says:

    Does anyone, anywhere think that this creature actually means “sorry”?

    Anyone really think that she holds any “British” values?

    Labour replaced the traditional working class in this country because we voted for Lady Thatcher – they are punishing us to this day by turning us into welfare junkies & importing a new voter base “to do the jobs the British won’t do”.

    And Cameron is just the same.

  53. 53
    Westhoughton Observer says:

    She’s not even British. – Now I take the view that only British Citizens can vote and logically only British citizens can stand for election. Yo use the language of the period she uses, she’s defo untermensch

  54. 54
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    If labour win then you have seen nothing yet. The 1970’s will seem like a walk in the park. How anyone can vote for labour is beyond comprehension, those that do must like to suffer, and make the rest of us suffer as well.
    You can also be sure that there will be a mass exodus of business and investment. Labour voters may be stupid but business is not.

  55. 55
    Congratulations You Have Just Met The ICF says:

    “Oh I’d rather be a p@ki than a y1d”

  56. 56
    Where are Tony Blair's expenses says:

    Labour voters are very very stupid and they vote for the taxpayers to pay for their bennies.

  57. 57
    Re-jail says:

    Let out on good behavior?, remorse? Re-jail, finish the stipulated sentence.

  58. 58
    Guido's Shady Paymasters says:

    Well, to be fair, she did cause great offence to the old four by twos and they basically own all media outlets on the planet. How do you think Guido got so morbidly obese? It aint from all those weird ads on the side that no one clicks on, its the dirty blood stained shekels that the all powerful Israel lobby put in his pocket. Makes you wonder exactly what sort of dirt they have on the highly camp salad dodger.

  59. 59
    Denying History says:

    Too little- too late!

  60. 60
    Nigel Farage says:

    You may have noticed that the floods are happening in the Tory Constituencies.

    There has NEVER been a flood in a UKIP Constituency.

  61. 61
    Sandy Jamieson says:

    There hasn’t ever been a ray of sunshine in a UKIP constituency

  62. 62
    William Roache says:


  63. 63
    David Cameron says:

    All these whinging people living on the Somerset Levels. Haven’t they got insurance? After all, that’s the Tory way.
    We’re all for small government now, so if they want the ditches dredging, they’d better pay for it themselves.

    Pip pip!

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    Lord Stansted says:

    No. She apologised “for any offence caused” – not for any mistake made by her. It could be have been worse, of course; at least she didn’t apologise for any inconvenience caused.

  65. 65
    Yasmin Alibi Brown says:


  66. 66
    William Roache says:

    Remember folks innocent ≠ not guilty

  67. 67
    Persona non grata says:

    Cameron and Obama haven’t turned up to Sochi then. G*y rights innit.

  68. 68
    George Nobsore says:

    I just don’t understand it, Dave. They must all be socialists, expecting other people to pay for their damage.
    It’s just not on.

  69. 69
    David Cameron says:

    They must be Labour voters, George, they believe in the magic money tree. Why did I bother going down there?

  70. 70
    RomaBob.... Beeeeg Issue! says:

    Too little, too late!

  71. 71
    Count Alfred von Schlieffen says:

    I told you I was working on a new plan.

  72. 72
    john in cheshire says:

    Are we supposed to believe anything that a muslim says?

  73. 73
    Res Ident says:

    Well there’s certainly none in Wythenshawe

  74. 74
    Sir William Waide says:

    Congratulations for saying ‘equate’ rather than ‘compare’.

  75. 75
    Anonymous says:

    The Labour Party never appear to discipline their own. But demand other parties to do so for the slightest thing.

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    RomaBob.... Beeeeg Issue! says:

    Labour trolls must be busy in the champagne bar tonight, no sign or them :)

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    Sir William Waide says:

    The dredging worked well for decades until the Environment Agency took it over, with their soggy Gaian touchy-feely leftie ideology.

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    RomaBob.... Beeeeg Issue! says:

    Since when has any old lag accepted his guilt?

  80. 80
    Sir William Waide says:

    She probably means “He’s happy.”

  81. 81
    P l e b says:

    Well I’m here…

  82. 82
    I dislike socialists intensely says:

    When is Miliband going to jump on the flooding bandwagon ?

  83. 83
    Táxpáyér says:

    Maybe the immigrants who crowded out locals at A&E have fucked off home?

  84. 84
    Fake Jimmy says:

    Labour MPs never apologise

  85. 85
    On a pitch by me says:

    Just got rid of Roma and partner who have been on their ‘pitches’ for over 6 years. They are supposed to be ” roofless “. Stupid residents subsidising their transport home by car. Challenge the buggers. Check their licences. Beeeeeeg go home.

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    Guido Fawkes also says:

    Labour MPs never apologise

  87. 87
    Old Fart says:

    No smoke without fire. I always thought he was a wrong ‘un. I ‘ad that Cyril Smith in the back of the cab once. He was very complimentary afterwards.

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    Persona non grata says:

    And the slightly blue Jellyfish party always acquiesce.

  89. 89
    Sarah from Kirkaldy says:

    Why are ageing socialist gays all useless?

  90. 90
    The IPCC says:

    We’re complete charlatans, you know. Soz.

  91. 91
    Core Ann says:

    Nope. We are permitted to lie, kill and cheat in the services of the profffet.

  92. 92
    Mornington Crescent says:

    The electorate don’t have to take it but I fear the denizens of Bolton South East really are too stupid to vote for anything else.

    More intriguingly, is ‘The D-word’ now approved for use in this establishment? Let’s try: drive, driving, DRIVE.

  93. 93
    Core Ann says:

    in Cheshire too. Any chance?

  94. 94
    Ah! I'm getting old. says:

    In my day they put individual kids in ‘ Special Measures’

    These days it’s whole hospitals.

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    Anonymous says:

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    Gordon Balloon says:

    I’m sorry. I do try my best.

  97. 97
    Ah! I'm getting old. says:


    ” In the women’s two-man bobsleigh”

  98. 98
    Daily Express Headline Writer says:

    More winds, rain, storms, bad weather….Great.

  99. 99
    Ed Twelvety Balls says:

    Sending bedwetters down there will only make the problem worse.

  100. 100
    McAdder says:

    Is it the Eagles?

  101. 101
    Rabbit says:

    Reverse Ferret!

    Guido. When a ferret is nibbling on your privates, there is no way they will apologise.

  102. 102
    Ed Twelvety Balls says:

    That sounds like a big number, but I bet it isn’t real. You just made it up!

  103. 103
    Noose Watch says:

    So now that is dealt with, what’s being done about the hanging of Chris Smith ?

  104. 104
    McAdder says:

    Otherwise, it would have to be Di, M@ddy, or house prices.

  105. 105
    Google says:


  106. 106
    Podiceps says:

    Which is actually quite an intelligent thing to do, in the short term.

  107. 107
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    What are the real odds on snow by Easter ?

    Frozen flooded areas in Somerset, whilst bad for people and livestock will make for fabulous footage to demonstrate the lies that have been spouted about Global Warming… ;-)

  108. 108
    old boltonian says:

    What’s the collective noun for a group of ugly women?

  109. 109
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP

  110. 110
    Ed Miliband's Voice Coach says:

    Well, it’s not easy to do when you have a lisp.

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    Casual Observer 6 says:

    The yokels would have got it sorted had they been told that no other c’unt could be bothered.

    Of course they would want the tax which they are currently paying for this service to be refunded.

  112. 112
    Lord Smith says:

    Don’t be surprised that I’m rubbish at everything I do. I was part of Tony Blair’s New Labour. And just like Tony, I’m making lots of money. Fuck you, plebs. And remember to vote Labour.

  113. 113
    Eddie says:

    That’s defamatory.

    I was a ski ‘ jumper ‘

  114. 114
    Only saying says:

    A macabre of munters

  115. 115
    Podiceps says:

    And New Spinach Cure For Cancer.

  116. 116
    Anonymous says:

    Big fan of Yusuf al-Qaradawi .

    “Graham Tope, leader of the London assembly Liberal Democrats, backs Tory calls for an investigation into the visit of Yusuf al-Qaradawi to City Hall earlier this year (Livingstone faces formal investigation, November 11). Muslims in London should remember this when the general election comes and the Lib Dems come calling at the local mosque for Muslim votes. Qaradawi visited City Hall to speak alongside a broad spectrum of speakers against the French ban on the hijab and other religious symbols, although the subject of the conference is not mentioned in your report.

    Livingstone was right to speak on a platform against this reactionary policy. Those people who have spent their time attacking the presence of Qaradawi would do better to express their solidarity with Muslims whose religious freedom is threatened by the French law”.
    Yasmin Qureshi
    Prospective Labour candidate, Brent East


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    Anonymous says:

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    BBC women's two man bob says:

    Eddie the eagle was the absolute spirit of the Olympics. He knew he couldn’t win he knew that he probably would come last but it never stopped him getting back up time after time.

    Well done that man proud to be British

  119. 119
    Anonymous says:

    Nothing was done for years.

  120. 120
    Village Idiot says:

    1997 And it was 1975 when the greatest act of treason and silent dictatorship took place!

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    Village Shopkeeper says:

    Well, the two scruffy and unkempt Bulgarian/Romanian immigrants who are said to have arrived in the UK after the removal of transitional controls appear to still be here, as they came into our shop today, and were obviously looking for anything worth stealing, so they clearly haven’t gone back home.

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    A Labour Party :-)

  123. 123
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    The brothers grim :-)

  124. 124
    Alex Salmond, formerly the cleverest man in poltics says:

    My challenge to Dave is to come up to the Auchtermuchty pizzeria and we’ll settle this by who can eat the most pizza, doners, chips, pakoras, chicken tickka, naan bread, onion rings and Irn Bru. Ya bas.

  125. 125

    “We’re the party of the working class,”

    [lemon party by-election leaflet, wythenshawe]

  126. 126
    Token Token says:

    Ed Miliband’s ideal front bench?

  127. 127
    Ed Dafty says:

    Tut tut. Don’t you know?
    More rain than usual = more snow than usual= windier than usual= hotter than usual= colder than usual = climate change = global warming.
    Now pay your green taxes scum!

  128. 128
    Russia doesn't run rings around olympics says:

    Well lets say the opening ceremony did not quite go to plan and the Far East and Russian ring was how shall we say under inflated . They build shit aircraft as well. No doubt Someone’s heading for Serbian gulags as we blog.

    Olympic rings fail spectacularly during Sochi opening ceremony


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    RomaBob.... Beeeeg Issue! says:

    I think a beeeeeeg gone to a new pitch :)

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    Anonymous says:

    The sheikh had been due to attend a House of Commons meeting on Wednesday evening along with Labour MPs including Jeremy Corbyn, Richard Burden and Yasmin Qureshi.


  131. 131
    The BBC says:

    Everything that went wrong during our sorry Labour’s 12 years in power was due to massive underinvestment by the Tories

  132. 132
    RomaBob.... Beeeeg Issue! says:

    Labour trolls are back, been to the champagne bar have you?

  133. 133
    Anonymous says:

  134. 134
    Village Idiot says:

    …..A gabbleing of menzies?

  135. 135
    Anonymous says:

    A new MP who went from law-maker to law-breaker days after getting elected

    “The Labour MP, who was not in court, apologised to magistrates through her solicitor who said she would now have the “inconvenience” of having to use taxis and public transport”.


  136. 136
    Anonymous says:

    She looks a bit stressed out to me. I would advise a nice night out on the town chilling with Mrs Bercow and chums. She’ll wake up tomorrow feeling a whole lot better.

  137. 137
    Bob the Builder says:

    Every few years, I used to clear out all the moss, silt and dead leaves that had accumulated in my gutters, in order to stop them overflowing during heavy rain.

    But the Environment Agency tell me I’d got it all wrong, and they actually overflow due to climate change.

  138. 138
    McAdder says:

    +1. Remember Eric the Eel at Sydney?

  139. 139
    Eddie says:

    Ah! True. I was a gent and always came last.

  140. 140
    Mr Potato Head2 says:

    Of course equating the Palestian problem with the holocaust is no way near as offensive as having a harmless joke with friends and calling them sluts.

  141. 141
    The Guardian says:

    He’s not a criminal he’s a victim.

    All “criminals” are victims of the bourgeouis system of capitalist oppression.

  142. 142
    Ah! Ma says:

    Don’t forget the pudd.

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Labour=The Nazi Party

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    Probation Officer says:

    I shall be speaking to Mr MacShame in due course.

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    Ah! well says:

    She set a good example.

    99% of her compatriots follow her example……………With impunity.

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    FFS says:

    But as the Telegraph pointed out, not so bright in the long-term when those bennies are being funded by just 300,000 taxpayers that could up sticks and move to Monaco at a moments notice.

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    Jim says:

    Only Tories are dumb enough to live below sea level

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    Anonymous says:

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    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Normal politician’s apology – apologise if any offence was caused not for one’s own thoughtlessness and stupidity.

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    Jim says:

    Far more interesting withoiut those two narcissists taking selfies of eachother

    I found the opening ceremony excellent and great ballet

    A breath of fresh air compared with the permanent vile and decadence in Britain

  151. 151
    FFS says:

    Going to be doing a lot more to help the British working class than Labour ever did. More homes, more hospital beds, more jobs all by simply removing EU immigrants.

  152. 152
    An MP says:

    nothiing worse than a ring malfunction

  153. 153
    Jimmy says:

    CNN have just anniunced that their experts believe in the next few years the whole of East Anglia and the South West will be permanently flooded

    Take away Scotland and that does not leave much left

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    Blowing Donkey Whistles says:

    Well well wasn’t that interesting hope those of you who read the initial blog and a comment about the dirty EU plans that have been going on kept a record of that now disappeared blog. Ha! Ha! Ha!

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    seriously? says:

    They’ll have sent them plenty of aid. Ak47’s, explosives, K*rans, you name it.

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    seriously? says:

    You’ll be hearing from Roache’s solicitor. Or should be.

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    Jimmy says:

    Course you are dear.

    btw, hope you’ve all seen this.


    Quite looking forward to seeing the results.

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    Jimmy says:

    Always amuses me to see references to the “working class”

    70% of the former working class are now middle class (just look at Squeaker)

    The other 30% are permanently on bennies – so not working by definition

    That, in a nutshell, is why the Labour Party and the Unions are just frauds

    Representing Hampstead Hedgies themselves and worthless scim like Smith

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    GCHQ NSA says:

    We have the full recordd

    Just call us in Cheltenham

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    i [the person] Blowing Whistles says:

    Aren’t there just too many fork tongued politicians and religious mouthpieces; who fail to take a look in the mirror at their pathetic and pitiful hypocrisy. Do they truly believe that they are right and that the masses are wrong? Do as the people tell you Cameron ‘enough of your blather’ and b/s about lesson have been learned.

    And btw – aren’t the pathetic and queer drama queens making right fools of themselves … The irony being of last nights CH4 tatchel mob piece from a gay bar [there wasn’t any broadcast from a straight bar – with the normal (98%) persons having their right to a say] followed by the Caldicott school piece of men abusing boys [i am sure the irony was lost on tatchel] but then the drag queen from dublin on tonight topped it all off – her/his last comment being of her/his want to look at ‘boys’ … [boys] Oh dear what a pitiful one eyed self centred agenda.

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    Rat faced harridan.

    Sorry for this. I may repeat it soon…

  162. 162
    Blowing Donkey Whistles says:

    What would you like me to call you – fucking low-life low intelligence monkeys?

  163. 163
    Blowing Donkey Whistles says:

    i tell you what – i will call you all fucking Israeli firsters – you spinless gutless ‘owned bastards’ how about that?

  164. 164
    Little Johnny Bercow says:

    The wife’s off shagging again this evening

    I’m in my bath singing

    The working class

    Can kiss my arse

    You know the rest…

  165. 165
    Victoria Nuland says:

    I agree BW

    Did you see my glorious performance BTW.

  166. 166
    Mornington Crescent says:

    A Bolton?

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    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Remember towards the end of last year when labour told us there would be an A&E crisis. Andy Stafford Hospital Deaths Cover Up Burnham spewed his evil – what’s your answer labour?
    Ed Miliband also went on about energy prices and how this would increase the number of old people that would die – what’s your answer labour?
    Ed Miliband also said he would freeze energy prices for 20 months if elected PM. What he failed to tell us was how much we should be paying for energy – your paying too much means nothing = what’s your answer labour?
    Labour have been very quiet on the Somerset Levels floods, apart from saying the government was too slow to react. Could it be because of Lord Smith-labour – being the chairman of the EA. Could it also be because no dredging took place while labour were in power.
    Oh for some honest detailed reporting from Sky, C4 and the BBC.

  168. 168
    Ayatolah Conneely says:

    Everything is the fault of allah, including the nonsense that comes out of this idiot’s mouth.

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    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    I hope she has a long shower and vaginal irrigation when she gets home.

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    Albert Pierpoint says:

    If we truss him up, throw him into the flood waters, but tie him by the neck to the top of a tree, when the water levels finally drop he will be slowly hanged out to dry.

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    Fuck off Scotland!

    *How’s that, Dave?*

  172. 172
    Mummy Jones says:

    Sally, leave my Owen alone you slag, you know he’s feeling a little qu eer.

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    Small Business says:

    Well, we are coming towards the end of the business year, and I find my company has a bit of spare cash to invest in some new office equipment, furniture etc. in the next couple of months.

    Not quite an economic miracle, but a more satisfactory situaton than a couple of years ago, all the same.

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    Lord Chris Smith HIV says:

    He’s my catamite. I’ll take good care of him with my rancid infected cock.

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    Democracy Now says:

    It’s strange, Dave wants everyone to tell the Scots what they think, but he doesn’t want to give them the means to do so through the ballot box. Anyone would think he doesn’t believe in Democracy.

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    In magnanimity, victory?

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    Dynamic Dave says:

    Exactly right Pussy.
    If Salmonella succeeds, than every fucking Scot in England will be an illegal immigrant. I’ll send all the bastards back to their midge infested shit hole forthwith.

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    Jimmy says:

    Well we are the good guys after all.

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    Curious Owen says:

    What’s catamite Mum? Is it like marmite or vegemite?

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    Lard Prescott says:

    Shhhhhhhh. That’s supposed to be a secret.

    You’d be amazed how many Tories there are in my old constituency. Luckily, we rigged the ballots so no-one found out.


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    UKIP or bust says:

    Lots of talk about “chairman of the Environment Agency”, “Cris Smit”, “Lord Smith”, even “a former Member of Parliament and Cabinet Minister” but no mention of what party he belongs to.

    Strange that, what can the MSM be up to?

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    Wayne in the factory wot does the work. says:

    Named parking spaces for successful directors like you are always a good idea, together with a tropical fish tank to distract visitors from the receptionist’s tits. They’ll guarantee the business will go belly up within a couple of years.

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    Guy News Room says:

    Gay pride flag will fly over Owen Jones’ flat after all.

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    Every drunken sleezeball who ever got in the back of a taxi says:

    We hope she had a long shower and vaginal irrigation before she went out on the pull.

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    Accountant says:

    Your bank “refunded you”?

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    The World Outside Westminster says:

    It doesn’t matter what party he is in. It’s all the same old shit.

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    Matron says:

    And a creosote enema as well if she’s been anywhere near Handycocker or Dave.

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    Small Business says:

    We don’t let the banks anywhere near our business. That’s why we are still in business.

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    I love to see the blood begin to ooze out when the piano wire tightens. The begin to spurt as it tightens with the weight of the thrashing body…

    Oh! I am so sorry if anyone fells offended.

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    Small Business says:

    Receptionists? What do you think we are? The local council?

    The fish tank is a good idea though.

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    One less day till the European elections says:

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    Graham Norton says:


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    7 May 2015.

    It will be a travesty of Greek proportion when Mr Edward Samuel Miliband fails to become prime minister.

    We shall speak again then, no doubt.

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    Not Blowing Whistles says:

    Your rather good post about the EU in Somerset ? Still there.

    Or were there some other dirty EU plans ?

    All EU plans are dirty, so a little more clarity is required.

    My own speculation: Who are the EU going to assassinate next in order to keep their sham going, or rather, suppress dissent – particularly that emerging in Holland now ?

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    Ah! I know sir says:

    A flea on Schrodinger

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    Casual Observer 6 says:

    I cannot agree with that sentiment. Scotland and the regular folk up there are not the problem. The nationalists are, but they are more a problem for the Scots than they are for the English.

    ‘Fuck off Cameron back to Scotland and don’t ever set foot south of the border again.'; Now that is a sentiment that could be justly supported.

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    I fear some deviation is at hand.

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    Roses are red , so is Ed, roses smell nice says:

    The Irish have always been able to come and go without any problems, so if the Scots say hopefully yes then I don’t see any reason why they can’t come and go, the only difference will be is no Scots Liebour MPs, they can all go home and build a Sottish Liebour redoubt, vote yes Scotland, if we had had the same referendum the English people would set you free from our slavery.

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    Anonymous says:

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    Financial Consultant says:

    Funding Circle sounds ideal for your Company. You can have a “D” rating immediately, you’ll only need to pay 20% pa interest. Much cheaper than RBS & Co. shysters.

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    Cat Weazel says:

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    Railway Wagon says:

    The chap could travel west beyond Reading for the first time. Try a carriage wagon down Cornwall via Exeter. He will get to see the sea.

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    Jimmy says:

    I have a vivid recollection of spending an evening festooning the Camden Palace with balloons for our victory celebration on election night in 1992. I take nothing for granted.

    Of course Sophocles points out that stabbing a close relative is not the best way to launch a career in public service.

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    Smith to chauffeur says:

    Thanks for the loan of the jacket.

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    Fuck the EU says:

    S’panish, F’rench and G’erman in five seconds, with Google Translate:

    – Joder la UE !
    – Baiser de l’UE !
    – Wir ficken die EU !

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    Labour media training says:

    I am not answering your question because you offended me approach #1

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    That chapatti looks a bit pale, sorry not caption competition.

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    Labour media training says:

    Create an argument about a related item, on your terms approach #2

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    Labour media training says:

    Talk endlessly approach #3

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    Bennies 4eva says:

    Vote Labour.

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    Dave the Invertebrate says:

    Sorry folks, I’ve already committed to doling out wads of cash to all my mates in the charity sector.

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    Tax is R us says:

    Saves spending it on GPS for taxis in Indian cities.

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    “MPs tell Cameron” only today? Nige told Cameron that a week ago.

    Get ahead. Vote UKIP.

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    Small Business says:

    Fuck off.

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    Ah! ey says:


    I thought Russel Brand TOOK the piss.

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    Politics says:

    A week is a short time in Westminster

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    Smith without wellies says:

    I want pair that ride up high up my thighs, with punched holes, to attach a suspended belt to keep them tight on. On a high stage it would be embarrassing if somebody by chance could see up my leg.

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    Owen says:

    Chutney Ferret? :O

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    Accountant says:

    Hello Two Shags

    I took one look at the chavs wheeling their kid around in a Tesco trolley

    And said to jyself

    Thank God I have never stepped foot in Hull

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    Ah! wonder says:

    Red or White?

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    Labour media training says:

    Say “look” then talk about something else

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    Dred Housego says:

    “Sorry, no dogs in my taxi”

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    Chinese engineer says:

    The Dutch sorted the Levels problem 350 years ago

    Are you all so dumb you cannot even maintain their system..?

    Without involving Charley Bigears, Call me Dave, COBRA and a dozen fuckihg Ministers?

    Or do you need mighty sledgehammer to crack teeny hut?

    PS If I were that incompetent I would be sent to Inner Mongolia

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    Flooding the market says:

    Labour refused plans to divert the rail track inland around Dawlish in 2006 when fears of the vulnerability of the track to regular flood/storm damage etc were first muted…not a lot of people know that and the BBC certainly don’t care to publicise it either

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    Spring VERY High Tide dwellers says:

    London here comes The Sea. Which constituency(s) will abandoned to the sea? 8? Labour, 5?Tory 2? Lib Dem.

    Best of Palace of Westminster and Whitehall abandoned. Do your lazy work Environmental Agency.

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    The BBC supports "responsible capitalism" says:

    It is a well known fact that had the Tories held Labour to account during 1997 – 2010 none of the horrendous things that occurred from lax Bank regulation to foreign wars would have happened

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    Engineer says:


    Learn Spanish to order your d rugs on the beach like flies in Ibiza

    Sick bucket

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    Dave from Witney says:

    I feel that the British people who are stronger when all of us are in Union together feel immensely proud of Britain’s record on Foreign Aid…it brings a tear to my eye with pride every time I think of the billions that we have sent to India to finance their Space Program and I feel sure that such thoughts will warm the hearts of all those plucky people of Somerset as they huddle together singing cheerful songs as they watch their homes disappear under the flood waters.

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    Oedipus was a pussy as compared with recent successors to Ramsay MacDonald.

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    showproof says:

    Difference between Gaza and the Hollocaust is that there is plenty of physical evidence of the atrocities committed by Israel whereas I know of no physical evidence anyone was ever gassed in a German delousing chamber.

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    Chinese Dave says:

    We keep you dry long time. No aid needed.


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    Dr Spock was a good man says:

    That gives you street cred Eddy

    But you have to learn to get it up and keep in up

    None of this premature ejaculation like in the House of Commons

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    ... says:

    Liar! That’s what happens when thickos get their “news” from hatemongering Tabloids.
    Arabs contributed about 20% of aid to Palestine since 2006.

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    Labour first ruined the pensions sector and then the country says:

    Spend the Banker’s Bonus Tax —again for the twentieth time…once again Labour demonstrates its grip on economics

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    I sometimes tell my best friends to fuck off. The comment requires a deeper interpretation to understand it. I am actually a unionist at heart. :twisted:

    But not at any price!

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    ... says:

    I think you have them confused with the Chosen Ones.

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    Pardon my crappy nouveau french accent says:

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    Union ? What Union ? says:

    Following Cameron’s Speech this morning on his desire to keep Scotland in the Union support for the YES Campaign jumps by 20%….

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    Ed Milispunk says:

    That’s a tissue of lies

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    Blowing Donkey Whistles says:

    ahh you mean this do you

    Blowing Donkey Whistles says:
    February 7, 2014 at 4:41 pm
    oops wrongblog
    EU policy: deliberately flooding the Somerset Levels
    Dr Richard North explains the EU angle to the Flooding story. Strange that no one else seems over inclined to point this out.
    No surprise that the pro EU Westminster troika forget to mention it. Nor is it any surprise that the media fails to point this out.
    EU policy: deliberately flooding the Somerset Levels
    Monday 3 February 2014
    It is all very well for Chris Smith, Chairman of the Environment Agency, to prattle on about “difficult choices”, and to tell us that “more must be done to protect the Somerset Levels”. But in the flooding crisis over which he is presiding, there is one which Smith’s Agency, at the behest of the EU, deliberately allowed to happen.
    Allowing the flooding is a matter EU policy, introduced by a 2007 Directive and consciously adopted by the Environment Agency in 2008, which then sought to increase the frequency of flooding on the Somerset Levels.
    What then makes it impossible for the people on the spot, like Owen Paterson, is that they are having to deal with decisions made years ago. Only now are the consequences of those decisions becoming evident, while the people (or agencies) who contributed to this disaster are entirely invisible.
    In the “invisible” class is that classic elephant in the room, the European Union, which was behind the last great change in British strategy, heralded by a Defra consultation document in July 2004 called “making space for water”, introducing “a new Government strategy for flood and coastal erosion risk management in England”.
    The clue as to its provenance came on page 23, under the heading “European Dimension”, which told us that flood risk management was being discussed at the EU level, and the themes under discussion were “all consistent with this consultation and the current approach in England”.
    The outline of the EU approach had in fact been published in a COM final, (2004)472, the very same month as the Defra document, signalling the “European” interest and warning of further activity to come.
    At the time, Charles Clover, writing in the Telegraph was very far from being impressed. He complained that, while Defra calls it “Making Space for Water”, others called it “flooding”. And, in those few words, the future government policy was revealed. Flood defence was to give way to “management”.
    Government consultation continued into 2005, making it very clear that a “new strategic direction” was involved, one which involved changing the emphasis from flood protection to allowing certain areas to flood.
    For Somerset, this had already been spelled out in an EU-funded conference in Warsaw in 2003. Flood defence for farm land, along with high levels of subsidies, was for many years an important element of Britain’s production-orientated agricultural policy, wrote the authors. Many floodplain areas benefited from publicly-funded flood defence and land drainage schemes which reduced crop damage and facilitated a change to more intensive farming systems.
    Recently, however, they continued, policy emphasis has been placed on environmental enhancement, on greater diversity of economic activity as a basis for sustainable rural livelihoods, and on public enjoyment of the countryside. Funds previously committed to support farm output are increasingly diverted to encourage land managers to deliver environmental benefits.
    In this context, we were told, there is reduced justification for high standards of flood defence for agriculture. Indeed, there may be substantial benefits if some floodplain land is returned to its previous unprotected, un-drained condition.
    Therein lay the death knell for the Somerset Levels, as a new term was to dominate policy: “Washland”. This was an area of the floodplain that was to be allowed to flood or was deliberately flooded by a watercourse for flood management purposes.
    Unacknowledged by either government, the media or even Chris Smith in his current diatribe, this policy was given legislative force, not by the Westminster parliament but by an EU directive 2007/60/EC of 23 October 2007 on the assessment and management of flood risks.
    There, in recital 14, we saw spelled out the requirement that flood risk management plans should focus on prevention, protection and preparedness. But, “with a view to giving rivers more space, they should consider where possible the maintenance and/or restoration of floodplains, as well as measures to prevent and reduce damage to human health, the environment, cultural heritage and economic activity”.
    There, writ large, was Defra’s “making space for water” policy and all that was needed for an already Green-dominated Environment Agency to abandon the Somerset Levels.
    The shift in policy can be seen with brutal clarity on the Coimmission website which gives priority to the “environment”, citing a raft of EU measures, including the Water Framework Directive, the Habitats Directive, the Environmental Impact Assessment and the Strategic Environmental Assessment Directive. The Floods Directive, we are sternly warned, has to be implemented by 2015.
    Just so that there should be no doubts as to where the policy thrust law, DG Environment in 2011 issued a note, stressing that flood risk management “should work with nature, rather than against it”, building up the “green infrastructure” and thus offering a “triple-win” which included restoration (i.e., flooding) of the floodplain.
    By then, the Environment Agency needed no encouragement. In its March 2008 plan it had decided that, “providing a robust economic case for maintenance works on the Somerset Levels and Moors remains a challenge” (p.131).
    We believe, the Agency said, that “it is appropriate to look again at the benefits derived from our work, particularly focussing more on the infrastructure and the environmental benefits, which previous studies have probably [been] underestimated”.
    We have, they said, “international obligations to maintain and enhance the habitats and species in the Somerset Levels and Moors, and it is within this context that all decisions have to be made”.
    And, with that, they were “doubtful that all the pumping stations on the Somerset Levels and Moors are required for flood risk management purposes. Many pumping stations are relatively old and in some cases difficult to maintain. It is necessary to decide which ones are necessary particularly in the context of redistributing water”.
    Of six policy options, the Agency thus adopted the sixth, to: “Take action to increase the frequency of flooding to deliver benefits locally or elsewhere, which may constitute an overall flood risk reduction”. This policy option, they said, “involves a strategic increase in flooding in allocated areas” (p.141). The Levels were to be allowed to flood, as a matter of deliberate policy.
    Thus, when the BBC reported that the government had been “slow to act”, it could not have been more wrong. It had been there years before, planning to make the disaster that has overtaken the people of that part of Somerset a routine occurrence, not so much man-made as made by government.
    By the time Owen Peterson arrived to try to deal with the situation, he was years too late. Between the EU, the previous Labour government and the Environment Agency, the damage had already been done

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    Anonymous says:

    Eagles abandoned by men

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    Bercow says:

    Cuckold. Cuck-old. Cuckold.

    Hmm. That sounds very dignified.

    I am the most famous Cuck-old in Parliament.

    Catchy. It has a ring to it.

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    Anonymous says:

    100% truth

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    non taxable pikey says:

    Eric was great, another true Olympian.

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    Noah boatless says:

    Excess water on earth. More to come and come.

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    non taxable pikey says:

    The Isle of Norwich might lead to a certain amount of inbreeding.

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    Anonymous says:

    It does and I also noticed the mum are letting people presume.

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    Casual Observer 6 says:

    Gotcha – I think a case of Poe’s law misunderstanding.

    On reflection your debating style is certainly a bit better than Cameron’s.

    I would imagine this:

    AS : So ya wee little southern poofty, ye ken why we should stay ?

    DC : Yes, well let me be clear, I give you a cast iron guarantee that remaining in the Union is best for S’cotland because of global warming, lessons learnt blah blah.

    AS : Aye, ya weak piece a yellow p’iss – ya na ken idea aye ?


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    Blowing Donkey Whistles says:

    Funny thing this a’noon i tried in my nromal style and they let it through – then near the later blogs it went off into the eth.er!

    p.s. perhaps a reverse strategy plan could be that Camoron actually ‘is promoting’ by being vocal (peeing people off) the seperation and thereafter he and his puppetmasters will then connive to dri.ve us all into the arms of the faux saviour – with dour predictions of dooom if you don’t vote for the EU monster?

    ‘Round like a circle in a spiral
    like a wheel within a wheel
    never ending or beginning
    on an ever spinning wheel

    umm Spinning …

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    Mr Spock says:


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    Bullingdon Man says:

    Salmond will suffocate to death after his plate topples upon him. If does not get him, he will drown in every bodies else puke. If that doesn’t get him it will be that massive turd that gets stuck in his rectum and stops the body ejecting its poison.

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    Ah! can see it now says:

    Next Year….”The year the Floods came”

    Five years on” The 2014 floods ”

    Ten Years on ” Our floods are worse than theirs ”

    2034 ” call them floods FFS ”

    2044 ” Skating on The Thames “

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    David Cameron needs a cock up his arse because he hasn't got a backbone says:

    So what did David Cameron do today to justify his salary ?

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    Queens Bench Vii says:

    The person is important say i.

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    T says:

    A ‘sty’ of Fuck pigs

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    Ah! can see it now says:

    BBC over to “Our reporter from Glasgow.”

    Wearing a Primark Reject.

    I can now understand why the give ‘em free Berghouses

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    T says:

    Sure it wasn’t a ski sweater?

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    Queens Bench Vii says:

    The Crown offers no evidence.

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    Ah! can see it now says:

    In a century…watching Fiona wondering whether it’s the Fiona News or the Fiona Antiques Roadshow

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    Meanwhile, in a galaxy far far to the left says:

    Some are beginning to say it as it is:

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    Queens Bench Vii says:

    i like this moniker and shall wait to see how long it be before they ‘take it down’.

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    Ah! perhaps says:

    liquid soap?

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    Naturally, my response in preference to DC’s would be We refer you to the reply given in the case of Arkell v. Pressdram. :-)

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    Anonymous says:

    Another win for the Z!oni$t lobby…

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    Russell Brand's nemesis says:


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    Macomber says:

    Have you ever thought of facing a charging buffalo?

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    Victoria Nuland says:

    Fuck the EU

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    Paddy Power says:

    It’s still 1 – 6,000,000

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    Queens Bench Vii says:

    They are in their death throes – never be fearful of those who ‘rely’ constantly and contractually on ‘fear’ of the possible and unknown – because their fearmongering has been found out.

    informed consent – is where many would be well advised to do some fucking research.

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    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    They never lose but in a rigged market I’m not really surprised.

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    Vote UKIP protect your jobs AND BENEFITS - WTF? says:

    Of course it doesn’t they ALL encourage benefit scroungers.

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    EuroVom says:

    EuroVom Sick Bags combine a rigid plastic mouth piece for ease of use with a tough plastic bag for collecting anything that the politician has produced. The plastic mouth piece can be placed over the nose and mouth and held in place quite easily, with plenty of gaps around the sides for the free circulation of hot air.

    After use, the top of the bag can be twisted round to close it and then secured in the plastic slot on the underside of the mouth piece, ready for recycling at the next election.

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    Mark Oaten says:


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    Pan says:

    I’m still on version V #confusedface

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    joekano76 says:

    Nobody gets to equate their minor problems with the holohoax (TM).

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    Sally says:

    I am working on it, but there is only so much a gal of my age can do.

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    Queens Bench Vii says:

    those odds were being touted in the early 1900’s – i’m going to re-read the original copies i have of picture post and them ziozits from about 1936. night night be not feraful of those who tout fear – ‘cos they’re 5hit scared and its blatantly obvious to those who KNOW NOW.

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    Doubting Thomas says:

    Show us the html marks Lord, and I will believe.

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    Ah! Spy says:

    Give in. “Tired and emotional.” Ethiopian student.

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    Germany’s top court has issued a blistering attack on the European Central Bank, arguing that its rescue plan for the euro violates EU treaty law and exceeds the bank’s policy mandate. – Telegraph

    Also: The sovereign states are the “masters of the EU Treaties” and not the other way around.

    The times they are a changin':


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    Ah! Ikea says:

    17th Bookshelf LHS.

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    Ah! there's no one on here says:

    Waste of post

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    White rabbit says:

    I’m always suspicious of very large necks with a small head on top wearing spectacles. Also strange cone-headed retards as in that circus freak film of the 1920/30s. Shivers down my spine. Oh and the Browns of Kirkcaldy.

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    smith needs a revolver says:

    “Smith invited five times this week to appear on Newsnight to talk about Somerset Level Floods” says Kirsty Walk

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    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Owen Jones is fit to lick the boots of David Buik.

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    Ah! I've not log to go so says:

    As a white drinker ( ex red ) what do i do with 1 Bottle ( amongst lesser valued ) of Chateau Latour 1969. Drink or Will?

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    Queens Bench Vii says:

    DYOFR – you lazy, bone idle twat.

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    Ah! I've not long to go so says:


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    Casual Observer 6 says:

    This can be re-posted tomorrow ;-)

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    Salmond is a wee scot says:

    Bull-ing-don man is up for the challenger but AS will be crushed if his plate topples upon him. If does not get him, he may drown in every bodies elses puke. If that doesn’t get him it will be that massive turd that gets stuck in his rectum and stops the body ejecting its poison.

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    Ah! I've not long to go so says:


    i don’t n eed no doctor

    Might just go before me.

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    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Salmond can’t wait for any non scot to say something about scottish indepenence as it allows him to dodge the real issue. The real issue being that he is not telling the scots the truth. Salmond and the SNP are all smoke and mirrors.

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    Salmond is a wee scot says:

    Problems to face up. His plate of food falling upon him may be crushing.

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    Who says religion is on the way out? says:

    Island Parish ( replay )

    9 in the choir.

    5 in the congregation

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    The Winter Olympics In A Nutshell says:

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    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    I have just been before you, to the toilet and passed something better than you.

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    Ah! says:

    Can = will

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    Salmond is a wee scot says:

    I hope he can swim in the sea of puke that us Bull – ing -don boys always come up with.

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    Ah! says:

    Twat maybe but…

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    Queens Bench Vii says:

    What! – the only issue in question of how sachs’ was managed and manipulated into remaining silent and not complaining to all and sundry that he ‘felt offended, harassed etc [add mantra words etc yak yak … blah blah blah] harassed’ over your BBC public utterances … of course if the BBC are controlled by the Ziozits / EU well they wouldn’t want a full blown criminal court hearing would they?

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    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Bruce dresses like a prostitute.

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    Ah! says:

    But I passed 17 ‘O’ levles. You?

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    Salmond is a wee scot says:

    Lastly, and not least, a massive turd will need to be passed. If it gets stuck in his rectum Salmond is no more.

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    Manx Cat says:

    How about vote UKIP

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    Queens Bench Vii says:

    IMFgate / bosnia / the UN and Kofi are ‘owned’ – who tf do you think controls their funding?

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    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Anyone else see Rod Stewart and the Faces at the Weeley Festival?

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    Scum of the first order says:


    Read the profiles of these useless tossers.
    Up to their necks in guilt for causing the extent of these floods through their determination to deliver EU directives.
    They should hang

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    Ah! says:

    Are you referring to the film? In whIch case VII.

    ‘gis a proppa clue

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    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    levles – I guess english wasn’t one of them.

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    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    I would hazard a guess that non-dredging started under labour. It must be the reason Ed Miliband is so quiet about the Somerset Levels, plus Lord Smith is a labour peer.

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    Vote UKIP protect your jobs AND BENEFITS - WTF? says:

    Swiss to vote in referendum to re-introduce quotas on migrants from EU.

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    Sanatogen is a gateway drug says:

    No thanks. I would rather be entertained.

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    Ah! says:

    Pitty she has no bitties.

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    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    I think what Mr Buick meant to say was that Jones is a complete fuckwit, talks shit all of the time, and knows fuck all. But Mr Buick is a gentleman so I will say it for him.
    Have a nice weekend Mr Buick.

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    McAdder says:

    17 O levles? Did you pass English Language?

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    Ah! dear says:

    It’s late i know…but how can non-dredging start?

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    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    or Buik even.

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    Ah! dear says:

    American school……..obviously

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    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    I think he would find passing wind difficult, what with his head stuck his own arse.

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    Ah! FGS says:

    GEESUS, I’m pissed …have mercy on me.

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    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    It is late so off to bed we go. You meanwhile can post alone.

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    EWE says:


  329. 329
    Fish says:

    As was his predecessor and the Chief Executive – all at the time when the EA decided to return the Levels to water… all so the birdies could go for a paddle.

  330. 330
    Ah! I can guess says:

    Met Police: Three diplomatic officers held over ‘obscene’ images

    The Eagle Sistas & Harman

  331. 331
    non taxable pikey says:

    She has the looks of a constipated Cocker Spaniel.

  332. 332
    I know whay you did in the last government says:

    Ed Milliband was the Environment Secretary……………but I guess that has slipped the BBC’s tiny mind.

  333. 333
    Gordon McDoom says:

    I found love on the Internet.

    And he’s georgeous.

  334. 334
    Homo Games says:


    Putin’s games get off to a bad start.

    One ring short!

  335. 335
    Cassandra says:

    307 – you are correct it was Labour and they used the EU as cover, saying the EU didn’t want dredging and if any was undertaken then the silt removed was not to be spread back on the fields but could only be deposited with the range of the bucket arm removing it. Usual utter Labour/EU madness, quelle surprise.

    They also sold off for scrap all the expensive dredging equipment.

  336. 336
    Fish says:

    Bliar’s property empire continues to expand, this time his kid, Euan, is shacked up in a £3.6m pad (he’s earned so much for such a young man).

    Strangely, this story says that the property is jointly owned with Slotty, not his missus. To try to understand why I am finding very taxing.


  337. 337
    Dark Baron Mandlescum says:

    I’ve a spare one, anything for Vlad the impaler!

  338. 338
    FFS says:


    Take your B&P propaganda elsewhere.

  339. 339
    FFS says:

    Saudi Arabia provides 10% of all Palestinian aid. 55% comes from EU nations. 10% comes from the US.

  340. 340
    Anonymous says:

    The sphincter of doom?

  341. 341
    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    Never heard of her but she has that ‘MILF’ look, although her hair looks a bit shite.

  342. 342
    FFS says:

    Would I be right in thinking that Owen Jones is your Ganymede Jimmy?

  343. 343
    Jimmy says:

    Some of you closet cases here need to take it down a notch.

  344. 344
    Lord Smith is a pig fucking cúnt says:

    Has the retarded sack of filth resigned yet ?

  345. 345
    Dr Frankenfreud says:

    ICD-11 is expected to replace the term “mental retardation” with “intellectual disability,” and the DSM-5 has replaced it with “intellectual disability (intellectual developmental disorder).”

    However, retardation is generally considered to be a generalized disorder appearing before adulthood, characterized by significantly impaired cognitive functioning and deficits in two or more adaptive behaviors.

    Most children with milder forms of mental disabilities learn how to take care of their basic needs, but they often require training in self-management skills to achieve the levels of performance necessary for eventual independent living. Those who don’t may end up joining a political party where their inability to make and sustain friendships and personal relationships becomes a positive advantage in climbing the greasy pole of power.

    Some of the behaviors observed in such politicians with mental disabilities are difficulties accepting criticism, limited self-control, and bizarre and inappropriate behaviors. The greater the severity of the mental disabilities, generally the higher the incidence of behavioral problems and the greater the chance of membership of the shadow cabinet.

  346. 346
    F**k the LibLabCon says:



    Why all the personal attacks and pathetic nitpicking?

  347. 347
    The Olympics haven't been worth holding for 40+ years says:

    Why not?

  348. 348
    McAdder says:

    Eric has just surfaced in Somerset.

  349. 349
    Bob says:

    Labour folk aren’t racist! They prefer Big Black Cock so deffo not racist. Just ask Sally Bercow and Jack Dromey.

  350. 350
    Jimmy says:

    “I believe that we have to force the sea back and keep it out, not retreat from it, as we have done for years.”

    [neil parish mp dusts off an old policy proposal]

  351. 351

    “I believe that we have to force the sea back and keep it out, not retreat from it, as we have done for years.”

    [neil parish mp revives an 11th century policy proposal]

  352. 352
    Non taxable pikey insomniac says:

    No, that didn’t work then either. What is needed is Moses and his staff.

  353. 353
    Podiceps says:

    Naturam expellas furca, tamen usque recurret.

  354. 354
    Anonymous says:

    Why don’t you just fuck off and die. I’d happily see you peeled and dipped in salt before you were hanged

  355. 355
    George Galloway says:

    Why are we letting Cameron get away with calling for the abolition of the monarchy without rebut, another sign that the country is going down the drain.

  356. 356
    Ted Heath says:

    But it is.

  357. 357
    Fly on the wall says:

    By whom were they muted?

    If they had been mooted a bit louder some folk might have taken notice and taken appropriate action.

  358. 358
    Nick Clegg says:

    Cameron, the queen should be let go, how are we letting this happen.

  359. 359
    Deirdie says:

    Harder please.

  360. 360
    Ronnie Regan says:

    Oh FFS neutron weapons are best, you know it makes sense.

  361. 361
    Owen Handycock says:

    Christ, caroline flint in bed you must be joking.

  362. 362
    Miss Legarde says:

    Cameron’s design’s to leave the Swiss Confederation will have major implications.

  363. 363
    Teresa May says:

    All wankers together then.

  364. 364
    Teresa May says:

    A large one up his arse.

  365. 365
    The Dali Llama says:

    Not offended in the slightest.

  366. 366
    Michael Portillo says:

    Jesus Christ, wouldn’t it be nice to see her in poverty.

  367. 367
    albacore says:

    Well, now, if we’re talking of Holocaust
    When will the LibLabCon traitors be forced
    To stop denying that’s what they have planned
    For the English people here in England?
    Rates of breeding of invading races
    Will leave the British as fading traces
    Wiped out not in any nuclear war
    But by enemies that they voted for

  368. 368
    M­a­­q­­­­bo­­ul says:

    Fascinating. Why did you bother to post that?

  369. 369
    M­a­­q­­­­bo­­ul says:

    Yes, Toytown Na0173zis emerge from under the rocks.

  370. 370
    Seymour says:

    She didn’t apologies for what she said, she said I apologies for any offence caused that is a not-apology.
    Another evil labour shite.
    Oerhaps she should focus on the real evil of her homeland pakistan,; Christians murdered for being Christian and the courts backing the murderers, Ahmadis murdered for saying they are muslims. Pakistan has anti-blasphemt laws that result in the legal murder of any one who doesn’t fit their idea of what a muslim is.
    She should piss off back to pakistan and take her evil thoughts with her.

  371. 371
    Rufus Stone says:

    Ah… the Ladyboy Cooper tactic.

  372. 372
    Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn says:

    Russia seems to be a stubborn obstacle to the interests of the globalists and the hostile forces who’ve taken over the West. Hence the endless anti-Russian propaganda.

    And why is my last book still unavailable in English?

  373. 373
    Moral equivalence says:

    Scumbag anti-Semite. Crawl back into your hole

  374. 374
    Moral equivalence says:

    Nasty piece of shit , that Qaratcake

  375. 375
    FFSFofff says:

    Enlighten us with any PHYSICAL evidence that anyone was ever gassed in a delousing chamber and I’ll believe you. They couldn’t even find a trace of Urine or Faeces on the chamber floors.
    I want truth, not propaganda brainwash by ZioLoons who don’t actually give a shit about their ancestors, meanwhile I’ll keep an open mind..

  376. 376
    Brian says:

    We’re sure you would, Shlomo. What are you doing on a Western blog anyway?

  377. 377
    Brian says:

    Go post on an Israeli blog, stay out of western Politics.

  378. 378
    Jesus, pal of mo says:

    When’s the toad going to jump in padstow harbour in the style of Kinnochio?

  379. 379
    Jesus, pal of mo says:

    Hiya mel Gibson you repulsive short arsed alcoholic anti semite, sobered up yet?

  380. 380
    F**k the LibLabCon says:


  381. 381
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    That Caroline Flint is not ageing at all well you know.

  382. 382
    Ice Cold in Alex says:

    Bet she got a lot of ‘postal votes’.

  383. 383
    Apart from all the Nazis who admitted it says:

    Stop dancing in front of the mirror with your jackboots on you retard.

  384. 384
    JadedJean1 says:


  385. 385
    JadedJean1 says:


  386. 386

    You just can’t get the staff these days.

  387. 387
    JadedJean1 says:

    Yet another eternal victime

  388. 388
    Anonymous says:

    Flint makes this woman look like a supermodel.

  389. 389
    broderick crawford says:

    Sorry is indeed the hardest word ,,,, especially if it leaves one open to countless civil law suits into the bargain .

  390. 390
    Anonymous says:

    Another ugly fucker like me.

  391. 391
    Anonymous says:

    You would have a blow job from anybody.

  392. 392
    Geordieboy says:

    Yours if would have a blow job from anybody.

  393. 393
    Geordieboy says:

    Tell that to the submariners you dick.

  394. 394
    ShowProof says:

    I read that the Nuremberg trials were actually very much of a Kangaroo court, and included torture.Much wWorse than the recent Al Megrahi “trial”.

    Yes large numbers died or were executed , but let’s see some actual physical evidence of gassing of humans.

  395. 395
    ShowProof says:

    Insults don’t constitute proof, Shlomo.

  396. 396
    FFSfoffff says:

    She hasn’t made any mistakes.

  397. 397
    showproof says:

    I’m not denying or affirming anything, for that one needs information and proof.
    Yes, large numbers died but please post links to actual *physical* evidence of the gassing of over 2.5 million people.

  398. 398
    A Doctor says:

    how’s that HIV induced neck lymphedema coming on ?

  399. 399
    A Doctor says:


    Read this. David Irving lost.

    Nurse , send in the next idiot please

  400. 400
    showproof says:

    No “Doctor”, that’s not physical proof of anything other than of a political trial for questioning history.
    I am not confirming or denying anything. I want evidence so I can make up my own mind in the light of increasing worldwide doubt about historical accuracy.

  401. 401
    ... says:

    Meanwhile in Palestine dispossession of Palestinians continues:


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