February 6th, 2014

WATCH: Syrian Rebels Troll Sniper


  1. 1
    D-Ann Abbottt says:

    these are scum of the earth, foreign jihadis, you f***ing idiot

  2. 2
    Deed Pole. says:

    What a f**k*d up world.

  3. 3
    Owen Jones - people's poet. says:

    Whenever I think about that really annoying posh girl, Louise Mensch, I make a pants tent.

  4. 4
    How disappointing says:

    I was hoping a barrel bomb would land on their hide out.

  5. 5
    George Gallows says:

    Assad’s soldiers are peace loving, cuddly, gentle folk. Fighting against the Frankish forces ranged against the Caliphate. Assad is the only true democratic leader – in the world!
    {Except Putin. He is also cuddly and squidgy and humanely educates people to his point of view.}

  6. 6

    Could we lend them Ed Miliband?

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    Casual Observer 6 says:

    U’zbek M’ujahideen = Syr!an Rebels ?

    Nope: These are foreign insurgents.

    This is not really humor: They are drawing the snipers fire to pinpoint the location and distract whilst some others go to get in position to kill them.

    They are also prompting the sniper to waste their ammunition.

    Tanks probably on the way to kill the guys in the video above if the sniper has been able to call it in.

    In the mean time they are recording the video for propaganda purposes.

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    Mitch says:

    And laughing their tits off.

    Still, it’s warmer and drier than a Flanders trench this time of year.

  9. 9
    Andrew Efiong says:

    Aha, they’re flushing out the sniper!

  10. 10

    Plebgate police officer jailed for one year.

    Politician gets six months.

    Both engaged in devious misconduct which fell far below the standards expected.

    Work it out…

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    Anonymous says:

    He was alright when the Queen had him stopping in her spare bedroom though eh?


  12. 12
    Bob says:

    Stoned out of their boxes as well

  13. 13
    Bob says:

    Better than shooting athletes in Sochi

  14. 14
    Mitch says:

    What camouflage use is a balaclava in bright sunshine?

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    FFS says:

    I have worked it out.

    Guido is looking at 5 years.

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    John Kerry says:

    These are great friends of the United States

    We support Jihad in Syria like my cousins in Ysrael

  17. 17
    Mark Oaten says:

    Do you need anyone else? That pole looks rather inviting..

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    Vote UKIP says:

    Oh yes

    I remember Louise

    She was elected, showed her knickers for a year in Westminster and then fucked off to New York

    Like David Rendition Milli-Banana

    Useless traitors

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    Tooting Tony from Tel Aviv says:

    Bomb both sides I say

    After all I am Middle East War Envoy

    PS Wendi says hiya

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    Chris Smith Lab. AWOL. says:

    Obviously not a proper sniper. Rest of your military observation is bollocks as well.

  21. 21
    Táxpáyér says:

    P0rn and Drugs are common finds in raids on AlQ.

  22. 22

    Sizemore made it all up.

    What a сunt!

    Let Clinton have the rest of Obama’s term and see if he can do it properly this time.

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    Whiffler says:

    There’s nothing new in the world.

    Well-lubricated Poilus took the neck/head of a stuffed giraffe from the Verdun Museum into the trenches. At odd moments they would raise it above the parapets.

    Many years since I read it, so can’t give you chapter & verse.

  24. 24
    Tony Smooth says:

    I knew Hurley wasn’t shagging Bill Clinton.
    Because I was!

    I did Bush too.

  25. 25
    Tom says:

    Wait until the hundreds of British jihadis come home from Syria….

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    Whiffler says:

    Now which of the above hits the moderation filter ?.

    You can trust me – it’s not as though I’m a Politician ….. or Policeman. If I were I’d take you for £440,000

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    Hugh Grant says:

    I beg your pardon

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    Miss Fawkes age 6 says:

    If daddy wasn’t an arse bandit and a coward he’d be over in Syria fighting shoulder to shoulder with the Saudi/Qatar-funded priest beheaders, in the glorious quest for a Greater Israel.

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    Nigel says:

    Well, with a bit of luck they’ll all cop it and the world will be a better place.

  30. 30

    But be fair. His mates did take the piss out of him. Awful.

    Ample reason for being given a lifetime’s wages and told to go home and do the garden.

    It is not as if it comes out of anyone’s budget, is it?

  31. 31
    Guido says:

    5 years of bliss sucking Bubba’s cock

  32. 32

    See 6:23 pm below.

    Clearly I need a drink.

  33. 33
    Tony Smooth says:

    Don’t act so surprised. I was doing you too!

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    Anonymous says:

    The issue with plebgate is now Mitchell is completely exonerated. The account given was incorrect and as such no part of the police account can be believed. After all this must have been a police conspiracy as the other officers on the gate would have known the jailed officer was not there.

    They said nothing the, during the tirade of abuse from the usual sources namely Labour and still have said nothing.

    The next ones in the dock should be them

    Meanwhile all those that jumped the bandwagon should make a public apology on the same media they used to abuse Mr Mitchell.

    The police, police authority and Labour are corrupt and all part of this appalling situation. What can you expect though from those that enter the House of Commons and arrest, fingerprint DNA and lock up an opposition MP on trumped up charges for just doing his job

    Labour utter utter scum and evil

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    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    When is Ed Miliband going to apologise to Andrew Mitchell?
    When is Yvette Cooper going to apologise to Andrew Mitchell?
    When are labour going to apologise to Andrew Mitchell?
    Time for the Speaker to take action!

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    RomaBob.... Beeeeg Issue! says:

    Or Labour trolls?

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    Fuck bob crow says:

    To all tube drivers who still ran the trains

    Thank you

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    Little Johnny B13COW says:

    I’m busy with this old slapper at the moment.

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    RomaBob.... Beeeeg Issue! says:

    A New labour introduced Hate Crime……..

    There was a time when sticks and stones might hurt you…… these days it is name calling!

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    RomaBob.... Beeeeg Issue! says:

    It is the modbot or software… happened to me!

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    Anonymous says:

    The problem with plebgate is the BBC and Labour made sure the damage was done at the time. That’s sticks and the results now will be a quick footnote. The damage is done and again the evil Labour Party win again despite most of them ding far worse and never resigning

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    RomaBob.... Beeeeg Issue! says:

    See 29 and 30 above…….

  43. 43
    @# says:

    “Nick Clegg’s ex-headmaster jailed for abusing boys”


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    John Alexander says:

    There’s a great piece about how we should do the opposite to what Tony Blair advises and beat the Muzzies.

    It’s called”Pied Piper Tony” at:


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    Bias BBC this should be prominent everywhere says:

    Hat tip #88 says: on Bias BBC

    February 5, 2014 at 10:57 pm
    Try these that the BBC missed or flitted past:

    – Not much (if anything) about the Falkirk report

    – Not much if anything about the Lib Dems blocking the Tories proposed 1.5% Council Tax freeze

    – Not a word, EVER, about September’s Jardine report into the considerable excess deaths in the NHS during Labour’s time (even C4 News led on that. Even the Guardian reported it)

    – Nothing at all about Balls in Nazi uniform

    – Nothing tonight (10 o’ Clock News) about what Cheryl Gillan really said about women and the Tories – we were told that she believed that there wasn’t a problem, but only showed the part of their interview saying their needed to be more women.

    – Nothing tonight about where Cameron’s front bench women were today (it requires a bit of journalism)

    – More generally, nothing at all about Labour’s civil war, their lurch to the left, or the purging of the Bliarites

    – Nothing about the ‘small print’ and loopholes in Miliband’s much trumpeted new Trades Union relationship (they only needed to read Dan Hodges to find Miliband’s proposal were a smoke and mirrors job)

    – Nothing at all about Miliband’s attempt to smuggle placed men and women from Which? into a ‘so called’ Competition and Markets Authority

    – Nothing at all about the shadowy creatures behind ‘Hacked-off’, their links to Leveson and the gagging of the British press

    – Nothing at all about the positive impacts and objectives of what they have chosen to call the ‘bedroom tax

    – Nothing at all about the real number of Quangoista’s appointed by Labour in defiance of democracy

    – Nothing at all about Brown and the other Miliband’s betrayal of Britain in Lisbon

    – Nothing at all about Labour’s gerrymandering of constituency boundaries, giving them a 30 seat start in any general Election

    – Nothing at all about Chukka Umunna describing Londoners as trash and wannabe’s (would they have let Boris get away with that?)

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    Scallywag says:

    Maybe it was just cold?

  47. 47
    Anon. says:

    Labour and Libs said NO!

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    War can be such a blast! says:

    What, you mean like this…

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    nell says:

    Oh modding on here very interesting tonight.

    Where is bliar the middle east p e a c e e n v o y in all of this?

    bahamas , private yacht, anyone?

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    cornwall storms says:

    where is bliar in this terrible conflict? He is being paid (handsomely) after all to mediate.

    baha mas, private y a c h t s anyone?!

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    cornwall storms says:

    Why would anyone want to talk to a labour mp ?!

  52. 52
    fruitcake says:

    Now you mention it, that stick puppet he’s waving……….

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    Casual Observer 6 says:

    They did clearly survive long enough to get the video up on uTube at least.

    Perhaps filmed on one of William Hague’s donated phones ?

  54. 54
    cornwall storms says:

    What about the pensioner whose car got beaten up for no good reason? doesn’t he get anything? He must have been terrified!

  55. 55

    What has England come to when you cannot bag a slag, grab a hag

  56. 56

    Glad someone else saw that! Better than Rich’s efforts.

  57. 57
    cornwall storms says:

    One good thing has come from it and that is the confirmation of misconduct in public office as a criminal offence. It doesn’t just apply to police officers – it applies to anyone who lies in public office. It is saying to those people , be scrupulously honest or else the law will get you!

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    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Well hurry up there is a queue.

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    Anonymous says:

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    cornwall storms says:

    Justice sometimes takes a long time in coming – but this shows it can arrive even after many years.

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    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Ah but a man can marry a man and have bum sex.

  62. 62
    Podiceps says:

    What would the equivalent be for a gay speed dating event?
    ‘Go in drag, bag a fag?’

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    Huge Rant says:


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    tachybaptus says:

    What a bugger, eh?

  65. 65
    Ron Seel says:

    For once he does have a point.

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    Podiceps says:

    At 83, he looks in better shape than the fat police arresting him.

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    By the way says:

    If he was “completely exonerated”, when did this come to court?

    So forget Tony and mates sexing up war stories – the Tories and their lap dogs are the new Masters of Spin.

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    Whiffler says:

    Oh for over 25’s on Thursdays in Cinderella Rockafella’s in Windsor for Grab a Granny night. Or likewise ToTS Southend for their Snog A Dog version.

  69. 69
    nell says:

    No, he made off after he was stopped. Silly man.

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    Only gay in Sochi says:

    I’m the only gay in Sochi. Life is good, if a little sore.

  71. 71
    Qui Bono says:

    I think this is a north afghani dialect with russian influences.

  72. 72
    Only gay in Sochi says:

    Widen the circle of your friends.

  73. 73
    Anon says:

    In that case, when is Dave going to lock up Tony (the Iraq war criminal) Blair? And will Tory MPs say sorry for helping to take the country to war on a lie?

  74. 74
    Ken Homo says:

    Tory Party Funding

    SamCam donor kebabs served with French fries and lemon wedge washed down with knock off Commons wine and for desert a word or two in his shell like.

    All this for just £250k…..

    Cheap at half the price.

    Lobby early to avoid disappointment.

    All this for just £250k…..

    Cheap at half the price.

    Lobby early to avoid disappointment.

  75. 75
    2nd E.C.W. says:

    Very Unusual humour in war. Well this blog is a prelude to the second English Civil War. Hope the parliamentarians loss this time. Guido, changing sides are we!

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    Anonymous says:

    Should not that read: ‘Basic common sense – for UKIP, the hard right and all the little Englanders’?

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    What Larks! says:

    ‘Troll’ a sniper…like OMG, totes lolz yeah?

    Seriously though Guido, I’m with you 90% of the time but this sh*t was bad enough in the run up to the commons vote… why the hell are you repeating propaganda for these mer*enary filth AGAIN?

    But hey, if they did succeed and root the guy out maybe they rolled through town lopped off a few heads, ate a few hearts ‘n’ livers eh?

    Why can’t you focus the same investigative nous used on UK politics into having a look into who / what is really behind the “rebels”?

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    White rabbit says:

    Twizzle in a mac

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    Modern etiquette. says:

    You have consent form. Filling one in. Cross check for proof. Mom agrees ….

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    ever the thought says:

    ‘Go in drag, bag a fag?’
    and see chris smith, puke

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    man on the street says:

    Of course the whole Western intervention in Syria has nothing to do with the fact that it has a State owned central bank – one of only four countries left where the State issues the money supply, along with Iran, North Korea and Cuba.

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    don't cross the wires says:

    lol oh dear what a shame…not

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    Some very helpful advice should you be affected by the floods says:

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    seriously? says:

    I don’t think they’ll do anything as close-quarters as shooting. Bombing a school or a bus is more their style.

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    seriously? says:

    You’re right. Because declaring Mitchell ‘completely exonerated’ really is on a par with making up a pack of lies and starting a war in Ir*q.

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    Lost in the wilderness says:

    I wonder if Huhne lost his pension like that idiot copper will. They refused to accept his resignation so the discipline board is going to go to town with him. I wonder if Huhne got his £30K ‘resettlement’ grant and an extended period in which he could continue claiming expenses on his second home? The plod was stupid and dishonest, no doubt there, but I thought the law was meant to be equal to all.

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    Bennies 4eva says:

    Vote Labour too keap yor benifits itz yor humong rytz.

  88. 88
    Anonymous says:

    Kill two birds with one stone – got rid of the rats AND stopped that blood ‘singing’!

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    White rabbit says:

    In other news a suspiciously white middle aged man was sentenced to penal servitude and transportation for 14 years for calling a policeman’s horse a gayer.

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    Casual Observer 6 says:

    Or the controversial and illegal sale of oil exploration rights by !srael on an area of land which is Syr!an, and which M’urdoch among others have for some odd reason decided purchase…

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    Bernie the Bolt says:

    Athletes are better than school kids, they run faster.
    Thus making a far better target!

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    Lateral Thought says:

    Does that make the Lib Dems part of Al Q’aeda ?

    This could explain their position on !srael.

  94. 94
    Gaz Pipe-Line says:

    Nothing to do with me guvnor!

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    Maybe they have more in common than you think says:

    Chris Smith makes the Rev Paul Flowers look competent.

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    seriously? says:

    If they can hit a down-hill skier zig-zagging at 70mph then they should be in the Olympic shooting team themselves.

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    rick says:

    Funny the Left never call a patriotic Scot a “little Scotsman”, a patriotic Irishman a “little Irishman” etc. Why is that?

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    Manx Cat says:


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    seriously? says:

    Stoned out of their gourd singing karaoke.

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    seriously? says:

    With Salmond it goes without saying. The red-faced little pict.

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    Criminals at the heart of Government says:

    We have always known it applies to all those in public office , problem is it only seems to be used against policemen. Politicians never get prosecuted for it despite as in Prescotts case for example where overwhelming evidence existed that should have seen him prosecuted.

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    Blowing Donkey Whistles says:

    Has BW been banned from around noon onwards today and why is it?

  103. 103
    David Cameron, inspirational speech to the soggy peasants of Somerset says:

    I have a dream that one day this swamp will dry out and live the true meaning of its creed: “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men shall marry.”

    I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Somerset, the sons of former land owners and the sons of plebs will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood.

    I have a dream that one day even the county of Essex, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis like Somerset.

    I have a dream that my four little children will one day be left in a pub where I will not be judged by my actions but by the content of my character.

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    seriously? says:

    It was Labour who broke the covenant that opposition MPs not be arrested on wholly political grounds when they had a T*ry MP arrested in the HoP, no less, on wholly manufactured charges.

    Cameron should put the boot in and arrest Blair and Brown for war and financial crimes respectively.

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    Blowing Donkey Whistles says:

    I thought something funny was going on today SC – so i adopted BDW’s moniker. The irony of the interview at a gay bar (some balance there then CH4 News) but the irony was the article after the Gaybar interview – Older men abusing younger boys – hope all in the gay bar saw the irony upon them. Well done to the Russian man who attempted to speak – but was cut off. Irony and btw BDW – thanks for the loan of your Moniker.

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    White rabbit says:

    They’re predisposed to sand not incessant rain so it stands to reason they’ll stay.

  107. 107
    Blowing Donkey Whistles says:

    Podi – I have had to borrow BDW’s moniker for tonight as my original BW moniker seems to have been somewhat banned from this afternoon. Hi how are you?

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    Fish says:

    My personal favourite

    – Nothing at all about Foghorn’s confirmation that Labour will apply the benefit cap to the State Pension

    This will scupper the retirement plans of thousands of workers who have saved for a workplace pension. This while Chris Leslie was able to get away, at the weekend, with criticising the Tories, for contemplating removing bus passes for the well off.

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    liblabcon puppets says:

    We can’t do that. Spending money on the English would be seen as waycist.

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    Criminals at the heart of Government says:

    Will the cop be invited onto Sky news to give a comment on something or other or maybe get to write a n article in the Guardian ?

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    FFS says:

    Take that cock out of your mouth. It looks ridiculous.

  112. 112
    Blowing Donkey Whistles says:

    Apologies to Blowing Donkey Whistles but my moniker Blowing Whistles has been somewhat banned this afternoon. Hopefully normal service will be resumed tomorrow.


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    Anonymous says:

    But the Sniper did never take the bait and shoot back – so who’s the biggest dummy? Then again, a few well-placed tank shells would soon take that mindless grin of his face – Syrian tank gunners can be petty quick at the draw.

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    John Lilburne says:

    This time it’s personal.

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    Not Blowing Whistles says:

    Certainly has been quiet on the BW front. Perhaps a bit close to truth which could get someone sued ? ;-)

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    Blowing Donkey Whistles says:

    i shall try my moniker in a few minutes – but after this afternoon’s performance it seems rather a forlorn attempt … Hey you establishment / ziozit wankers was it some info that i recently imparted?

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    Village Idiot says:

    …..Will HMG past and present,apologise,on their metaphorical knees,to the people,yes,human beings with human emotions,businesses,homes and farms,on the Somerset levels,whose way of life ,has been turned upsidedown and ruined by the likes of Lord Chris Smith .Also,to the people round the coast,where inadequate up grading of sea and flood defences has led to catastrophic failures,and under engineered sea walls exposed as inadequate! Government is about peoples lives,not bird sanctuary’s,and it’s time to prioritise the good people of this land.

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    Gossip Column says:

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    Anonymous says:

    Ok, if names can never hurt, why all the insults on this site?

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    Blowing Donkey Whistles says:

    Apart from the IMPOSTER on the ‘first blog of the day’ at 9:THIRTY SOMETHING when i was at work …

    And yes i do have some tales to tell about many bent coppers, politicians, lawyers and judges. I bet they can’t wait for it.

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    Jounalist says:

    Lobbying is the next scandal waitihg to happen

    Mong Cameron 2010

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    Ben T. Cop says:

    He got a warning, what more does he want?

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    Marie Antoinette says:

    Give them cakes while you are at it you asshole

  124. 124
    Blowing Donkey Whistles says:

    No … my original moniker seems to have been somewhat pinged off.

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    Not Blowing Whistles says:

    Caught that earlier – did seem an odd time for a post from the real BW.

    If you moniker remains on the verboten list, you could try Not Not Blowing Whistles.

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    Blowing Donkey Whistles says:

    i noted the late conversation last night about that report of the vatican and of the silence on the issue of ‘abuse’ by the sin O. gogue poise ‘n men … i have lost the backbone to be able to call the shot against lying dirty rabbits.

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    David Cameron's retired police horse says:

    Why the long face ?


  128. 128
    Anonymous says:

    Some telling questions – can only trust we might get a few answers?

  129. 129
    Blowing Donkey Whistles says:

    i think anyone on here who is intelligent enough will be able to work out my style of writing. Perhaps our esteemed host may not have had a hand in the issue – i hope not anyway.

    Remember QB VII – voltaire – and there’s something about Mary. Oh and and don’t be fooled by the pathetic pandering of militant politicised bumbandits like Tatchell – who have some very dark skeletons rattling in their own cupboards – ditto mandlebumbandit.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    last attempt of the night.

  131. 131
    Airey Belvoir says:

    When Stephen Fry was asked about his contacts with Prince Charles he replied: “I have yet to penetrate his intimate circle.”

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    Frank Banta says:
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    Podiceps says:

    And your point, sad little pilferer?

  134. 134
    Anonymous says:

    Take That Cock Out Of Your Mouth? Don’t really think there is much chance of Radio One playing it.

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    Dear Guido says:

    I’m in a state of shock cos I had my first sex dream with Theresa May and a water cannon.

    She yelled at me to ‘wet her face’ and then I woke up screaming.

    I think it was some kind of S&M power struggle so I’m quite sure I’m not attracted to her

    Don’t judge me.
    Thanks for listening. I needed to talk it out.

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    Podiceps says:

    You could establish a known second moniker for these times. I’ve had to change mine twice and people still know who I am.

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    Not Blowing Whistles says:

    Am under no illusions about the individuals you refer.

    Funny little article from The Mirror, c. 2006, which may amuse by Tom Pettifor:



    SLIPPERY Tory David Cameron shows what a useless tosser he is yesterday.

    The oily leader was left with egg on his face in a vain bid to display his skills at pancake flipping.

    He confidently tossed one in the air only to find it was a case of no pan do as it landed at his feet.

    Mr Cameron made a Lord Charlie of himself in a home economics class at West Witney County Primary School. The photo opportunity in his Oxfordshire constituency was Cam’s latest clumsy attempt to appeal to women by trying to appear child friendly.

    But pupils giggled as the MP for Witney got on his hands and knees to retrieve the elusive pancake. An onlooker said: “You could see he hasn’t had much practice.”

    And Cameron’s wobbly performance on the Jonathan Ross Show last night did little to reassure voters.

    First of all he PRAISED his rival Tony Blair and then he applauded past leader Margaret Thatcher for destroying Scotland, Wales and the North of England.

    Cameron, who was accompanied to the recording by his wife Samantha, told Ross that Thatcher took “very difficult decisions. Especially for the North, Wales and Scotland there were difficult times. But we in the Conservative Party believe they were the right decisions”.

    Labour MP for Jarrow Stephen Hepburn said he was appalled by the remarks, saying: “Cameron’s mask of moderation has slipped to show the real right-winger. Praising Thatcher for causing misery will not be forgotten.”

    To add to the confusion, Cameron also heaped warm words on the PM saying: “Tony Blair will be judged as having completely reformed his party, a very good thing for the country. In some foreign affairs he made some great steps forward.”

    He also backed the war in Iraq, saying: “I still think it was right.”

    But Cameron also admitted to finding the verbal onslaughts in the Commons “very nerve-wracking…just like a circus.” But he need have no fear.

    Judging by his performance in the kitchen Cameron can always be sure of getting a job in a circus. As a clown.

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    Bye-election for over seas dweller says:

    You don’t remember Brown. Tragic.

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    Βlοwing Whistles says:

    If this gets through, copy and paste the name.

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    Owen Jones says:

    Ooh – I had that one as well.

    Was she wearing the Jimmy Choos or the Julian Hakes ?

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    Post hoc says:

    Perhaps chris smith will get more than a warning tomorrow when he visits somerset…. oh joy!

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    Scallywag says:

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    More stories for the bible says:

    Its a game of who lives where. Due to western peace and modernization they have been denied their reorganization for far too long and over expanded. With western toys they have over upped the anti. A Biblical Tragedy.

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    Fish says:

    Where’s his magic wand? Pillock.

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    Can I get my moniker back PLEASE

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    Coogan says:


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    What keeps happening to my monikers

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    In custody says:

    On my horse again?

    xxx ooo

    LOL Dave

    I love your butt


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    Scampi says:

    Because the c-unt hasn’t bothered his arse to go and see the devastation for himself. He managed to get as far as Kent about a month ago

    Useless tosser.

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    Making cheap points says:

    Bradshaw (MP Exeter 1997-) raises the issue, today, (as Twigg has answered directly back in 2006), making political points. BBC should kicked him. Should be roasted. No don’t do that.He may enjoy it.

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    Jack says:

    Cameron is scared shitless he will be publicly booed when he shoes his face in these areas

    He’s become as despised as his mentor Blair who is lslo scared shitless of showing himself in public in the UK nowadays

  153. 153
    Dave Cameron says:

    Katrina, what Katrina?

  154. 154
    Jack says:

    He’s too scared of the reception he’ll get

  155. 155
    SOS says:

    Bring in the Dutch


  156. 156
    Jacobite half-seas over the water says:

    Jacobite rising in the North!

  157. 157
    Rasta Bob's club says:

    Sally nust have objected

  158. 158
    Blowing Donkey Whistles says:

    Oh I ‘get’ it the NSA, GCHQ and their most sad oppos the esatblishment and the disroyals are playing a game for keeps – hold of power.

    Well guys ‘n gals you aint quite so savvy and have been made to look like the desperado, last chance saloon wankers that you have been made to look like this afternoon / evening. And you lot are going to protect the British Public and even the American public are you – when those elevated into those office are the ‘corrupt’ – good luck with that because the people are going to murder you – you lying common criminals. Grand larceny – thats a one too.

  159. 159
    Rebekkah and Charlie says:


  160. 160
    I D-SHIT says:

    You couldn’t be making it up. Black Hood him sent to…………..

  161. 161
    Anonymous says:

    A Short HisTory of the Little Englanders

    “…The term was first used in the second Boer war to describe those who believed Britain had no right to poke its nose into affairs beyond its own borders. As such, it was a term of abuse for those who questioned Britain’s imperialist ambitions. Somewhere over the course of the past 100 years, the term has shifted meaning somewhat to include those who lament that one-third of the world is no longer painted red, those who insist the country went to the dogs with the introduction of decimal currency and those who think the only thing that can save us is the construction of maypoles in every village, regular flypasts by a lone Lancaster bomber and a law decreeing that all foreigners should be seen and not heard. Apart from on weekends, when they shouldn’t be seen either. In short, it has become a byword for small-minded bigotry…” John Crace, theguardian.com, Tuesday 11 June 2013

  162. 162
    We no more I D-SHIT says:

    Resign over misleading Tories into voting for IRAQ invasion

  163. 163
    Blowing Donkey Whistles says:


    Glad you like the moniker though!

  164. 164
  165. 165
    Dave says:

    If only all those windmills were capable of pumping water.

  166. 166
    Blowing Whistles says:

    If you’re uncomfortable with the inserted donkey, copy and paste the above. So many ways of varying names invisibly if you think a bit.

  167. 167
    Reader says:

    That is a cop-out. Why weren’t they thinking for themselves. I opposed the war at the time. Why were they so stupid as not to?

  168. 168
    Joss Taskin says:

    All the ‘senior’ LibDems still in hiding ? #LardRennardgate

  169. 169
    Blowing Donkey Whistles says:

    Apologies accepted. I’ve been busy this afternoon so not even had time to notice. Feel slightly honored that you’ve had to borrow mine.

    Long live blowing…long live whistles….and long live donkeys!

  170. 170
    England says:

    Just because someone says something in the Guardian doesn’t stop it being bollocks

  171. 171
    Fish says:

    And what can he do apart from getting in the way? Charlie has been there, Cameron will go when the time is right.

    I suppose Miliband will get himself a photo opportunity there as soon as possible. Another Huntstunt.

  172. 172
    Anonymous says:

    If that went to court it would be thrown out as the key witness not only lied but was 50 miles away.

    The judge would be ordering the witness into custody

  173. 173
    Charlsh Kennedy says:

    What is it exactly that makes a LibDem into s ‘senior’ LibDem?

  174. 174
    Calling the braindead, europe needs you says:

    Another nail into the EUSSR, time for us to stop pouring money into the EUSSR and redirect it to our infrastructure, the day is getting closer when any money we have will have to be poured into our infrastructure and screw the £50million a day to the EU black hole.

  175. 175
    Confucius says:

    Don’t buy houses on flood plains

  176. 176
    Blowing Donkey Whistles says:

    Indeed – it is a most dirty trick that the left and the right have played upon us all – such that the mou’s between them which includes the whores of the msm to perpetuate the lies upon the unsuspecting public continue today. They really don’t get it. Back in the ’20’s and ’30’s there were a group of media owners who ‘did’ control the agendas of the then day via their connections to the politicals and those in ‘the know’. [I stated sumthin about that yesterday with a 2001 now / know twist – which must / appears to have hurt them]

    It’s a judicial tyranny – folks and some of the elders on here – still wish to keep their blinkers on – you sad old miserable pathetic farts.

  177. 177
    Anonymous says:


    The sniper was the only one doing any shooting at all.

  178. 178
    Blowing Donkey Whistles says:

    btw – i mentioned a court order on here a few years ago. Some passed it by and smeared that comment. i can say what i like about Murdoch – he and his henchmen failed to appeal the court order and Blake Lapthorn Linnell can go fuck themselves too.

  179. 179
    Anonymous says:

    To lighten things a little, did anyone here check out the that, while Friday was the start of the Chinese Year of the Horse, the BBC News subtitle system didn’t understand, and said:

    “Welcome to the year of the whores. People around the globe celebrate”.

  180. 180
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:


  181. 181
    Fuck labour fuck the unions says:

    Praising Thatcher for causing misery will not be forgotten.” Hahaha

    The only people I remember amusing misery in my childhood was labour and the unions. Then a delicate little day came along and


    They have never recovered or forgiven her

    Well done Maggie !!!!

  182. 182
    Tony Smooth says:

    The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he was a pretty straight kinda guy.

  183. 183
    Anonymous says:

    Last thing they want is a PM security fucking cameras getting in the way.

  184. 184
    Ming Dynasty says:

    Old age mostly

  185. 185
    Bill Quango MP 6 says:

    I don’t overly care about Europe but I think you’re right.
    If we were at a restaurant we’d say

    that meal was terrible.. It was slow. It was cold. It’ was badly prepared. The service was Dire. The waiter didn’t speak English. He told us we couldn’t see the specials. Our drinks were wrong. The plates were dirty. The music was some Hungarian folk band playing hits from the 70s. The lighting was so dark I couldn’t see you and they reused to light a candle because of global warming.
    I asked for the bill before desert as the food was so bad and the manager came over and said the food wasn’t bad! It was excellent and we should learn to appreciate it.

    And they added 25% to the bill for a service charge!
    I’m so furious I should refuse to pay. But really I just want to go.
    Lets just leave! And never come back

  186. 186
    White rabbit says:

    He must have misspoken. Or pissed. Or perhaps his cough has returned.

  187. 187
    Buddha says:

    It was convincing the world he didn’t exist.

  188. 188
    White rabbit says:

    No it fucking guarantees it.

  189. 189
    The British media are cunts says:

    Nice to see the lefty media wetting their pink panties over Russia and how it treats homosexuals.

    Bet the media say fuck all when the World Cup is held in Qatar

  190. 190
    Glyn H says:

    Not having television I am amazedto hear that the lank haired Ross is still on TV; and Cameron voluntarily appeared on such a tawdry show??

    Ye gods and little fishes; has he no common sense or indeed understanding of what ‘Office’ means? Big Brother next, lapping milk from Miriam Clegg and David Blunketts Sheffield plate saucer?

  191. 191
    Scallywag says:

    The Truth About Russia’s “Anti-Gay” Law

  192. 192
    White rabbit says:

    I think you’re guilty of sedition and I offer my full support and a small contribution for the great day.

  193. 193
    Lampshade says:

    They barely even covered the demonstrations against gay marriage in France

  194. 194
    Not Flaunting Anything says:

    I find discussions about the pros and cons of laws relatiing to homosexuality boring. For a tiny group of people in our society gays seem to demand a disproportionate amount of attention.

  195. 195
    FFS says:

    We appear to have firmly hitched ourselves to the Titanic just before it hit the iceberg

  196. 196
    Ah! say says:

    Top judge SACKED after STRIPPING NAKED and lying on office desk to bask in the sun

    Justice being seen …

  197. 197
    A bad pun says:

    She was supposed to be attending to her briefs.

  198. 198
    Podiceps says:

    B(D)W: I was just showing you that there was no need to stick a donkey up yourself — thought you’d realise. There’s a different version of the moniker at the end in the un-numbered comments. You could save both names in a text file for a modbotty day.

  199. 199
    cheche says:

    Dimblebore good at shutting the conservative MP up

  200. 200
    Anonymous says:

    What’s his name, drippy Dick?

  201. 201
    Sunderland is a Labour ghetto thats why its shit says:

    I have noticed a number of Sikhs in the audience,I always thought that they lived in Southall.No doubt Amritsar is on the agenda to give the Tory government of 1979/1997 a kicking only on the BBC.Galloway by the way is such a bore relentless tripe.

  202. 202
    By the way says:

    Might not evidence that anyone lied (on both side) be considered Hearsay? And are there not limits on the use of such ‘evidence’ in court? If so, there is little chance that the ‘toff’ or the ‘pleb’ will be completely exonerated. Honesty, will not the powers-that-be claim vicTory – then and put this one to bed?

  203. 203
    Sunderland is a Labour ghetto thats why its shit says:

    Why would you want Tessa Jowell to be the Mayor of London she couldnt even run her household or so we were told.

  204. 204
    Get it right says:

    Fat red faced little pict

  205. 205
    vote UKIP get UKIP says:

    Who, the LibDems ?

  206. 206
    Sunderland is a Labour ghetto thats why its shit says:

    I like Starkey tell it the way it is was that another Jamine Beckett.typical lefty audience.

  207. 207
    The British media are cunts says:

    How typical that good old lefty Newsnight was defending kiddie fiddlers and their art. Not so keen when they trashed an innocent Tory over kiddie fiddling. The BBC really are cuunts.

  208. 208
    Ah! knew he would says:

    Prince Charles, that well known scientist, blames the floods on Global Warming.

  209. 209

    Harry Graham was an English lyricist and writer of verse who flourished about a century ago. I post the following as an example of his work called Ruthless Rhymes and apologise to our erstwhile friend here as it was not intended to refer to him, indeed, it could not have done.

    Tender Heartedness

        Bіlly, in one of his nice new sashes,
        Fell in the fire and was burnt to ashes;
        Now, although the room grows chilly,
        I haven't the heart to poke poor Bіlly.
  210. 210
    non taxable pikey says:

    WTF is Vaz?

  211. 211
    non taxable pikey says:

    They are.

  212. 212

    Hаrry Graham was an English lyricist and writer of verse who flourished about a century ago. I post the following as an example of his work called Ruthless Rhymes and apologise to our erstwhile friend here as it was not intended to refer to him, indeed, it could not have done.

    Tender Heartedness

        Bіlly, in one of his nice new sashes,
        Fell in the fire and was burnt to ashes;
        Now, although the room grows chilly,
        I haven't the heart to poke poor Bіlly.
  213. 213
    Proftastic says:

    Galloway on Question Time again (why the BBC allows this extremist air time I don’t know.) Many of you will enjoy the exchange between himself and Starky on rape cases. Starky makes the point that he is an expert on being penetrated so can speak with authority on the subject, watch Gorgeous George lose his way rapidly. It’s a moment worth watching.

  214. 214
    non taxable pikey says:

    And the Germans have grabbed all the lifeboats.

  215. 215

    Will we see Stephen Fry hauled in front of the courts for some alleged ghastly enormity in thirty years or so?

    Perhaps we will not have to wait that long… :-)

  216. 216
    HM Greenhouse says:

    He heard it from a lettuce

  217. 217

    On reflection, if it had been true, it would only have added to his stock.

    In such ways is life so unfair.

  218. 218

    Would suggest you stay as far away as possible from his point…

    Septic little individual.

  219. 219
    Jacqueline Dromey says:

    All women shortlists are brilliant.

  220. 220

    A psychologist was conducting group therapy with four mothers, one of which was Sally Bercow.

    ‘You are all obsessed!’ he charged. To the first mother he said, ‘You are obsessed with eating. You even named your daughter Candy.’

    Turning to the second mum he said, ‘You are obsessed by shopping. Your daughter’s name is Penny.’

    To the third mum he said, ‘You have a drink obsession and your daughter’s name is Brandy.’

    Sally got up, took her boy by the hand and said, ‘Come on, Dick, we’re going home…’

  221. 221

    I cannot see any life threatening ones.

    Mind you, if I could find some, I would be sorely tempted to use them…

  222. 222
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Luckily on his walkabout the storm surge narrowly avoided over-topping the green Wellingtons.

  223. 223
  224. 224
    Bluto says:

    Rabble rouser. But the question about women shortlists caught him out. Nice deflection job to avoid the reality of his views on women.

  225. 225
    I reckon says:

    Does one sense a change in the QT audiences over recent weeks. Whilst there still remains the odd left wing thick as pigshit arsehole, there is a much more realistic and sensible attitude overall.
    The left has had it’s day

  226. 226

    Cameron urges English to campaign for the Union

    Fuck off! What does he think the English are? Fuck off all you wee Scotty bastards and enjoy your socialist hell-hole, low-life expectancy and incessant rain!

    That mong who came from your parts, remember? He racked up all this debt in record time. You can take all that with you as well.

    You are welcome to use our pound if you want to and can afford it. But don’t expect to have any say in its management. That is for the Bank of England, remember?

    Oh! And another thing! When we leave the EU, we will require visas from you lot too.

  227. 227
    any old crap says:

    Has the postman let the cat out of the bag, with a casual remark , if they have an EU referendum, all the ones that don’t vote, count it as a no vote, wonder if it could be called democracy and fairness in action or just corrupt practice.

  228. 228

    piss off and take your toxic banks with you

  229. 229
    Blowing Rentboys says:

    It’s a start. Now if Guido could just ban your IP address as well, this blog might start to pick up a bit.

  230. 230
    Anonymous says:

    The English are sick of the grievance monkeys

  231. 231
    Anonymous says:

    As far as I could see there was still a significant number of odd left wing thick as pigshit arseholes on tonight.

  232. 232
    Sort it out says:- says:

    Tis a suitable farewell, the Glasgee kiss.

  233. 233
    Cat Weazel says:

  234. 234
    Alice says:

    Spoken like a true little Englander ignoramus who left England years ago.
    All Scots live on deep fried Mars Bars in the same way that all English live on the fine concoction of MR pork, lard, gelatine and BSE prions that is a pork pie.
    Has the flooding of your South West been engineered as a distraction from the immigrant flooding of your South East, Midlands and Yorks?
    You’ll soon need a visa to get into your own capital city.
    And how’s that Sharia thing coming along?

  235. 235
    Podiceps says:

    Are there any nationalities of which you approve, or are you disgusted with the whole human race?

  236. 236
    Alice says:

    No, just another narrow-minded leftie trying to pull a fatuous analogy with the absurd Trade Union strike voting system.

  237. 237
    Fido says:

    These guys are amateurs and willing com­batants, who cares?

    But I wonder how many of you were moved by the sight of the British Military Dog – Private 1st Class “Colonel” – captured and paraded by the Taliban? Looking rather forlorn, paraded in front of the cameras, no doubt missing his comrades, I felt that we should be doing something to get him home.

    Surely there’s an SAS unit out there clicking its heals, itching for a midnight snatch job? Or if this might jeopardise forthcoming negotiations then let’s pay a ransom or have a prisoner exchange.

    We cannot do nothing and leave him to his fate with these hairy savages who treat their women worse than dogs so how would they treat a dog? (the main ingredient of tomorrow’s pilau lunch?)

    C’mon Gui­do use your contacts in The Sun to start a campaign to bring the lad home. It’s something which would touch the heart strings of the British people.

  238. 238
    albacore says:

    Dave wants the Scots to stay in the U K
    Now ain’t that an odd thing for him to say
    When he takes his orders from the E U?
    Splitting Britain’s what those sods seek to do
    Mind you, he’s for letting in floods of Turks
    So who cares if his Jock plea never works?

  239. 239
    A woman says:

    Women shortlists are patronising.

  240. 240
    it's a load of bollocks says:

    I stopped watching it a few years ago.

  241. 241
    the sooner the better says:

    Get rid of the Scots.
    No handouts and they sort out their own currency.

  242. 242
    Lard Everard says:


  243. 243

    No. I imagined you were not deliberately trying to be thick but maybe I was mistaken and you are thick after all. Are you, Alice?

    The game is played this way at the moment:

    1. Salmond wants to rub the English’s noses in it. Then he wants independence but also to keep the pound and even have a say in the running of it. FFS!

    2. Our supine PM says Oh please don’t go! and we can forget about the injustice of the West Lothian question, the fact that the Scotch enjoy better representation and enjoy a bigger slice of the budget as a bribe.

    In other words, England is on a lose/lose here. Surely even you can see that?

    My, only partly, ironical response is to say to them Fuck off, if that is what you want.

    So you can name call little Englander ignoramus all you want. I do have a thought out position which may beyond your limited abilities to understand.

    If you don’t like it, you can fuck off too! Try Wonderland.

  244. 244
    Ginger Rodent says:

    Over my dead body.

  245. 245
    Village Idiot says:

    …Mmmmmm!….(not bad)…Now,back to the poor,neglected,English people,who have been shafted!

  246. 246
    Anonymous says:

    Many Scots have moved their ISAs and other savings into England ahead of the referendum.

  247. 247
    Anonymous says:


    US trying to blame the Russians for the leak FFS

    When the NSA listens to everyone else’s conversations


  248. 248
    GCHQ says:


    It was us who done it…

    We are fed up with being the poodle of these barbarian Americans

  249. 249
    Environmental Agency Quango wallah says:

    Why can’t we use Jockland as a flood plain for our surplus water?

  250. 250
    Privatise the BBC says:

    Post of the day.

  251. 251
    Ah! and says:


    In today’s current bun.

  252. 252
    John Rentatool says:

    Tony Blair has just called me to say he is suba diving in the Ocean with Wendi

    They are very happy together

  253. 253
    New York Daily Post says:


    Clinton refused Sally

    The only woman he has refused in the last 35 years

  254. 254
  255. 255
  256. 256
  257. 257
    hahahahahahahah says:

    The BBC are shit

  258. 258
    . says:

    But he kept missing.

  259. 259
    . says:

    Sure Shlomo. What we should do instead is punish the despot regime of the Chosen Ones AND IT’S SUPPORTERS.

  260. 260
  261. 261
    .. says:

    Tel Aviv.

  262. 262
    Feminist says:

    It’s the same as male Chauvinists holding doors open for us. We don’t want special treatment!

  263. 263
    A pedant says:

    I thought that at first especially as a couple of shots occur whilst the nut-jobs are p1ssing themselves so Allah knows what he is shooting at.

    However if you watch carefully there is at least one shot which kicks up dirt beneath the dummy.

    The ‘sniper’ is just a very poor shot.

  264. 264
    Anonymous says:

    Sniper keeping them amused whilst he calls in a tank or a couple of rounds on artillery to wipe the grins off their faces.

  265. 265
    Big Momma says:

    I see the BBC had David Miliband on radio 4 Toady Programme this morning talking about his signing a letter on Syria.
    That Leninist giggling schoolboy Evan Davies gets more sickening every day.

  266. 266
    Red Ed Milibandwagon - Future leader but of what? says:


  267. 267
    name says:

    Can’t remember the last time I gave my train seat up for some ill bred patronising female.

  268. 268
    BBC - Bring Back Communism says:

    We do not agree and will keep discussing lesbian and homosexual rights ad nauseum as most of our senior staff are of similar disposition as well as incompetent.

  269. 269
    Pundit Too. says:

    Good at making serial incorrect budgets on the back of fag packets though.

  270. 270
    Pundit Too. says:

    Let us be honest. If Salmonella really wanted Scottish independence he would have allowed the English, Welsh, and Irish to have a vote.
    THEY would have voted for Scottish independence by a large majority.
    He simply wants more of the pie without accountability, and Westminster crowd is not really addressing it with any committment.

  271. 271
    name says:

    Is ‘suba’ the Chinese word for ‘muff’ ?

  272. 272
    Labour and the left -- bullies in the market says:

    Teachers now threatening to go on strike in March. Given all the good news and the failure of Labours predictions to come to fruition Labour mobilises its para military wing the unions.

    Be prepared for more of this and misery up to the election as the unelected dinosaurs in the unions do everything to destroy any recovery.

    The left wing, when their arguments fail as they always do they resort to nasty tactics

  273. 273
    Anonymous says:

    Such is the stuff dreams are made of – still don’t make em real.

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