February 6th, 2014

WATCH: Syrian Rebels Troll Sniper


273 Comments

  1. 1
    D-Ann Abbottt says:

    these are scum of the earth, foreign jihadis, you f***ing idiot

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    • 5
      George Gallows says:

      Assad’s soldiers are peace loving, cuddly, gentle folk. Fighting against the Frankish forces ranged against the Caliphate. Assad is the only true democratic leader – in the world!
      {Except Putin. He is also cuddly and squidgy and humanely educates people to his point of view.}

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      • 11
        Anonymous says:

        He was alright when the Queen had him stopping in her spare bedroom though eh?

        Muppet.

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          Miss Fawkes age 6 says:

          If daddy wasn’t an arse bandit and a coward he’d be over in Syria fighting shoulder to shoulder with the Saudi/Qatar-funded priest beheaders, in the glorious quest for a Greater Israel.

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          • Qui Bono says:

            I think this is a north afghani dialect with russian influences.

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          • man on the street says:

            Of course the whole Western intervention in Syria has nothing to do with the fact that it has a State owned central bank – one of only four countries left where the State issues the money supply, along with Iran, North Korea and Cuba.

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          • Casual Observer 6 says:

            Or the controversial and illegal sale of oil exploration rights by !srael on an area of land which is Syr!an, and which M’urdoch among others have for some odd reason decided purchase…

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          • Gaz Pipe-Line says:

            Nothing to do with me guvnor!

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    • 12
      Bob says:

      Stoned out of their boxes as well

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      Anonymous says:

      But the Sniper did never take the bait and shoot back – so who’s the biggest dummy? Then again, a few well-placed tank shells would soon take that mindless grin of his face – Syrian tank gunners can be petty quick at the draw.

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      • 177
        Anonymous says:

        What?

        The sniper was the only one doing any shooting at all.

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        A pedant says:

        I thought that at first especially as a couple of shots occur whilst the nut-jobs are p1ssing themselves so Allah knows what he is shooting at.

        However if you watch carefully there is at least one shot which kicks up dirt beneath the dummy.

        The ‘sniper’ is just a very poor shot.

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    • 237
      Fido says:

      These guys are amateurs and willing com­batants, who cares?

      But I wonder how many of you were moved by the sight of the British Military Dog – Private 1st Class “Colonel” – captured and paraded by the Taliban? Looking rather forlorn, paraded in front of the cameras, no doubt missing his comrades, I felt that we should be doing something to get him home.

      Surely there’s an SAS unit out there clicking its heals, itching for a midnight snatch job? Or if this might jeopardise forthcoming negotiations then let’s pay a ransom or have a prisoner exchange.

      We cannot do nothing and leave him to his fate with these hairy savages who treat their women worse than dogs so how would they treat a dog? (the main ingredient of tomorrow’s pilau lunch?)

      C’mon Gui­do use your contacts in The Sun to start a campaign to bring the lad home. It’s something which would touch the heart strings of the British people.

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    • 257
      hahahahahahahah says:

      The BBC are shit

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  2. 2
    Deed Pole. says:

    What a f**k*d up world.

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  3. 3
    Owen Jones - people's poet. says:

    Whenever I think about that really annoying posh girl, Louise Mensch, I make a pants tent.

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      Vote UKIP says:

      Oh yes

      I remember Louise

      She was elected, showed her knickers for a year in Westminster and then fucked off to New York

      Like David Rendition Milli-Banana

      Useless traitors

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      • 138
        Bye-election for over seas dweller says:

        You don’t remember Brown. Tragic.

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      • 265
        Big Momma says:

        I see the BBC had David Miliband on radio 4 Toady Programme this morning talking about his signing a letter on Syria.
        That Leninist giggling schoolboy Evan Davies gets more sickening every day.

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  4. 4
    How disappointing says:

    I was hoping a barrel bomb would land on their hide out.

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  5. 6

    Could we lend them Ed Miliband?

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    Casual Observer 6 says:

    U’zbek M’ujahideen = Syr!an Rebels ?

    Nope: These are foreign insurgents.

    This is not really humor: They are drawing the snipers fire to pinpoint the location and distract whilst some others go to get in position to kill them.

    They are also prompting the sniper to waste their ammunition.

    Tanks probably on the way to kill the guys in the video above if the sniper has been able to call it in.

    In the mean time they are recording the video for propaganda purposes.

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    • 8
      Mitch says:

      And laughing their tits off.

      Still, it’s warmer and drier than a Flanders trench this time of year.

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    • 20
      Chris Smith Lab. AWOL. says:

      Obviously not a proper sniper. Rest of your military observation is bollocks as well.

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      • 52
        Casual Observer 6 says:

        They did clearly survive long enough to get the video up on uTube at least.

        Perhaps filmed on one of William Hague’s donated phones ?

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    • 29
      Nigel says:

      Well, with a bit of luck they’ll all cop it and the world will be a better place.

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  7. 9
    Andrew Efiong says:

    Aha, they’re flushing out the sniper!

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  8. 10

    Plebgate police officer jailed for one year.

    Politician gets six months.

    Both engaged in devious misconduct which fell far below the standards expected.

    Work it out…

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    • 15
      FFS says:

      I have worked it out.

      Guido is looking at 5 years.

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    • 86
      Lost in the wilderness says:

      I wonder if Huhne lost his pension like that idiot copper will. They refused to accept his resignation so the discipline board is going to go to town with him. I wonder if Huhne got his £30K ‘resettlement’ grant and an extended period in which he could continue claiming expenses on his second home? The plod was stupid and dishonest, no doubt there, but I thought the law was meant to be equal to all.

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      • 110
        Criminals at the heart of Government says:

        Will the cop be invited onto Sky news to give a comment on something or other or maybe get to write a n article in the Guardian ?

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  9. 13
    Bob says:

    Better than shooting athletes in Sochi

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  10. 16
    John Kerry says:

    These are great friends of the United States

    We support Jihad in Syria like my cousins in Ysrael

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  11. 17
    Mark Oaten says:

    Do you need anyone else? That pole looks rather inviting..

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  12. 19
    Tooting Tony from Tel Aviv says:

    Bomb both sides I say

    After all I am Middle East War Envoy

    PS Wendi says hiya

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  13. 22

    Sizemore made it all up.

    What a сunt!

    Let Clinton have the rest of Obama’s term and see if he can do it properly this time.

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  14. 23
    Whiffler says:

    There’s nothing new in the world.

    Well-lubricated Poilus took the neck/head of a stuffed giraffe from the Verdun Museum into the trenches. At odd moments they would raise it above the parapets.

    Many years since I read it, so can’t give you chapter & verse.

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    • 26
      Whiffler says:

      Now which of the above hits the moderation filter ?.

      You can trust me – it’s not as though I’m a Politician ….. or Policeman. If I were I’d take you for £440,000

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      • 30

        But be fair. His mates did take the piss out of him. Awful.

        Ample reason for being given a lifetime’s wages and told to go home and do the garden.

        It is not as if it comes out of anyone’s budget, is it?

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        • 39
          RomaBob.... Beeeeg Issue! says:

          A New labour introduced Hate Crime……..

          There was a time when sticks and stones might hurt you…… these days it is name calling!

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        • 54
          cornwall storms says:

          What about the pensioner whose car got beaten up for no good reason? doesn’t he get anything? He must have been terrified!

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        • 69
          nell says:

          No, he made off after he was stopped. Silly man.

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          Blowing Donkey Whistles says:

          I thought something funny was going on today SC – so i adopted BDW’s moniker. The irony of the interview at a gay bar (some balance there then CH4 News) but the irony was the article after the Gaybar interview – Older men abusing younger boys – hope all in the gay bar saw the irony upon them. Well done to the Russian man who attempted to speak – but was cut off. Irony and btw BDW – thanks for the loan of your Moniker.

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          • Blowing Whistles says:

            If you’re uncomfortable with the inserted donkey, copy and paste the above. So many ways of varying names invisibly if you think a bit.

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      • 32

        See 6:23 pm below.

        Clearly I need a drink.

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  15. 34
    Anonymous says:

    The issue with plebgate is now Mitchell is completely exonerated. The account given was incorrect and as such no part of the police account can be believed. After all this must have been a police conspiracy as the other officers on the gate would have known the jailed officer was not there.

    They said nothing the, during the tirade of abuse from the usual sources namely Labour and still have said nothing.

    The next ones in the dock should be them

    Meanwhile all those that jumped the bandwagon should make a public apology on the same media they used to abuse Mr Mitchell.

    The police, police authority and Labour are corrupt and all part of this appalling situation. What can you expect though from those that enter the House of Commons and arrest, fingerprint DNA and lock up an opposition MP on trumped up charges for just doing his job

    Labour utter utter scum and evil

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    • 67
      By the way says:

      If he was “completely exonerated”, when did this come to court?

      So forget Tony and mates sexing up war stories – the Tories and their lap dogs are the new Masters of Spin.

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        seriously? says:

        You’re right. Because declaring Mitchell ‘completely exonerated’ really is on a par with making up a pack of lies and starting a war in Ir*q.

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        • 172
          Anonymous says:

          If that went to court it would be thrown out as the key witness not only lied but was 50 miles away.

          The judge would be ordering the witness into custody

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          • By the way says:

            Might not evidence that anyone lied (on both side) be considered Hearsay? And are there not limits on the use of such ‘evidence’ in court? If so, there is little chance that the ‘toff’ or the ‘pleb’ will be completely exonerated. Honesty, will not the powers-that-be claim vicTory – then and put this one to bed?

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  16. 35
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    When is Ed Miliband going to apologise to Andrew Mitchell?
    When is Yvette Cooper going to apologise to Andrew Mitchell?
    When are labour going to apologise to Andrew Mitchell?
    Time for the Speaker to take action!

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    • 38
      Little Johnny B13COW says:

      I’m busy with this old slapper at the moment.

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    • 41
      Anonymous says:

      The problem with plebgate is the BBC and Labour made sure the damage was done at the time. That’s sticks and the results now will be a quick footnote. The damage is done and again the evil Labour Party win again despite most of them ding far worse and never resigning

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      • 57
        cornwall storms says:

        One good thing has come from it and that is the confirmation of misconduct in public office as a criminal offence. It doesn’t just apply to police officers – it applies to anyone who lies in public office. It is saying to those people , be scrupulously honest or else the law will get you!

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        • 73
          Anon says:

          In that case, when is Dave going to lock up Tony (the Iraq war criminal) Blair? And will Tory MPs say sorry for helping to take the country to war on a lie?

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          • rick says:

            +1

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          • Village Idiot says:

            …..Will HMG past and present,apologise,on their metaphorical knees,to the people,yes,human beings with human emotions,businesses,homes and farms,on the Somerset levels,whose way of life ,has been turned upsidedown and ruined by the likes of Lord Chris Smith .Also,to the people round the coast,where inadequate up grading of sea and flood defences has led to catastrophic failures,and under engineered sea walls exposed as inadequate! Government is about peoples lives,not bird sanctuary’s,and it’s time to prioritise the good people of this land.

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          • Confucius says:

            Don’t buy houses on flood plains

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        • 101
          Criminals at the heart of Government says:

          We have always known it applies to all those in public office , problem is it only seems to be used against policemen. Politicians never get prosecuted for it despite as in Prescotts case for example where overwhelming evidence existed that should have seen him prosecuted.

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          • seriously? says:

            It was Labour who broke the covenant that opposition MPs not be arrested on wholly political grounds when they had a T*ry MP arrested in the HoP, no less, on wholly manufactured charges.

            Cameron should put the boot in and arrest Blair and Brown for war and financial crimes respectively.

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    • 266
      Red Ed Milibandwagon - Future leader but of what? says:

      NEVER

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  17. 37
    Fuck bob crow says:

    To all tube drivers who still ran the trains

    Thank you

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  18. 43
    @# says:

    “Nick Clegg’s ex-headmaster jailed for abusing boys”

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-26073155

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    • 60
      cornwall storms says:

      Justice sometimes takes a long time in coming – but this shows it can arrive even after many years.

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    • 66
      Podiceps says:

      At 83, he looks in better shape than the fat police arresting him.

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        Blowing Donkey Whistles says:

        Podi – I have had to borrow BDW’s moniker for tonight as my original BW moniker seems to have been somewhat banned from this afternoon. Hi how are you?

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        • 136
          Podiceps says:

          You could establish a known second moniker for these times. I’ve had to change mine twice and people still know who I am.

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        • 139
          Βlοwing Whistles says:

          If this gets through, copy and paste the name.

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          • Blowing Donkey Whistles says:

            Oh I ‘get’ it the NSA, GCHQ and their most sad oppos the esatblishment and the disroyals are playing a game for keeps – hold of power.

            Well guys ‘n gals you aint quite so savvy and have been made to look like the desperado, last chance saloon wankers that you have been made to look like this afternoon / evening. And you lot are going to protect the British Public and even the American public are you – when those elevated into those office are the ‘corrupt’ – good luck with that because the people are going to murder you – you lying common criminals. Grand larceny – thats a one too.

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          • Blowing Donkey Whistles says:

            Oiiiiii!

            Glad you like the moniker though!

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          • Podiceps says:

            B(D)W: I was just showing you that there was no need to stick a donkey up yourself — thought you’d realise. There’s a different version of the moniker at the end in the un-numbered comments. You could save both names in a text file for a modbotty day.

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  19. 45
    Bias BBC this should be prominent everywhere says:

    Hat tip #88 says: on Bias BBC

    February 5, 2014 at 10:57 pm
    Try these that the BBC missed or flitted past:

    – Not much (if anything) about the Falkirk report

    – Not much if anything about the Lib Dems blocking the Tories proposed 1.5% Council Tax freeze

    – Not a word, EVER, about September’s Jardine report into the considerable excess deaths in the NHS during Labour’s time (even C4 News led on that. Even the Guardian reported it)

    – Nothing at all about Balls in Nazi uniform

    – Nothing tonight (10 o’ Clock News) about what Cheryl Gillan really said about women and the Tories – we were told that she believed that there wasn’t a problem, but only showed the part of their interview saying their needed to be more women.

    – Nothing tonight about where Cameron’s front bench women were today (it requires a bit of journalism)

    – More generally, nothing at all about Labour’s civil war, their lurch to the left, or the purging of the Bliarites

    – Nothing about the ‘small print’ and loopholes in Miliband’s much trumpeted new Trades Union relationship (they only needed to read Dan Hodges to find Miliband’s proposal were a smoke and mirrors job)

    – Nothing at all about Miliband’s attempt to smuggle placed men and women from Which? into a ‘so called’ Competition and Markets Authority

    – Nothing at all about the shadowy creatures behind ‘Hacked-off’, their links to Leveson and the gagging of the British press

    – Nothing at all about the positive impacts and objectives of what they have chosen to call the ‘bedroom tax

    – Nothing at all about the real number of Quangoista’s appointed by Labour in defiance of democracy

    – Nothing at all about Brown and the other Miliband’s betrayal of Britain in Lisbon

    – Nothing at all about Labour’s gerrymandering of constituency boundaries, giving them a 30 seat start in any general Election

    – Nothing at all about Chukka Umunna describing Londoners as trash and wannabe’s (would they have let Boris get away with that?)

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    • 64
      tachybaptus says:

      What a bugger, eh?

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      • 108
        Fish says:

        My personal favourite

        – Nothing at all about Foghorn’s confirmation that Labour will apply the benefit cap to the State Pension

        This will scupper the retirement plans of thousands of workers who have saved for a workplace pension. This while Chris Leslie was able to get away, at the weekend, with criticising the Tories, for contemplating removing bus passes for the well off.

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      • 133
        Podiceps says:

        And your point, sad little pilferer?

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    • 179
      Anonymous says:

      To lighten things a little, did anyone here check out the that, while Friday was the start of the Chinese Year of the Horse, the BBC News subtitle system didn’t understand, and said:

      “Welcome to the year of the whores. People around the globe celebrate”.

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  20. 47
    Anon. says:

    Labour and Libs said NO!

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    • 51
      cornwall storms says:

      Why would anyone want to talk to a labour mp ?!

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    • 59
      Anonymous says:

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      • 65
        Ron Seel says:

        For once he does have a point.

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      • 76
        Anonymous says:

        Should not that read: ‘Basic common sense – for UKIP, the hard right and all the little Englanders’?

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        • 97
          rick says:

          Funny the Left never call a patriotic Scot a “little Scotsman”, a patriotic Irishman a “little Irishman” etc. Why is that?

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          • seriously? says:

            With Salmond it goes without saying. The red-faced little pict.

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          • Anonymous says:

            A Short HisTory of the Little Englanders

            “…The term was first used in the second Boer war to describe those who believed Britain had no right to poke its nose into affairs beyond its own borders. As such, it was a term of abuse for those who questioned Britain’s imperialist ambitions. Somewhere over the course of the past 100 years, the term has shifted meaning somewhat to include those who lament that one-third of the world is no longer painted red, those who insist the country went to the dogs with the introduction of decimal currency and those who think the only thing that can save us is the construction of maypoles in every village, regular flypasts by a lone Lancaster bomber and a law decreeing that all foreigners should be seen and not heard. Apart from on weekends, when they shouldn’t be seen either. In short, it has become a byword for small-minded bigotry…” John Crace, theguardian.com, Tuesday 11 June 2013

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          • England says:

            Just because someone says something in the Guardian doesn’t stop it being bollocks

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          • White rabbit says:

            No it fucking guarantees it.

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          • Get it right says:

            Fat red faced little pict

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          FFS says:

          Take that cock out of your mouth. It looks ridiculous.

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          • Anonymous says:

            Take That Cock Out Of Your Mouth? Don’t really think there is much chance of Radio One playing it.

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      • 109
        liblabcon puppets says:

        We can’t do that. Spending money on the English would be seen as waycist.

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    • 151
      Making cheap points says:

      Bradshaw (MP Exeter 1997-) raises the issue, today, (as Twigg has answered directly back in 2006), making political points. BBC should kicked him. Should be roasted. No don’t do that.He may enjoy it.

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  21. 49
    nell says:

    Oh modding on here very interesting tonight.

    Where is bliar the middle east p e a c e e n v o y in all of this?

    bahamas , private yacht, anyone?

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    cornwall storms says:

    where is bliar in this terrible conflict? He is being paid (handsomely) after all to mediate.

    baha mas, private y a c h t s anyone?!

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  23. 55

    What has England come to when you cannot bag a slag, grab a hag

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  24. 70
    Only gay in Sochi says:

    I’m the only gay in Sochi. Life is good, if a little sore.

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  25. 74
    Ken Homo says:

    Tory Party Funding

    SamCam donor kebabs served with French fries and lemon wedge washed down with knock off Commons wine and for desert a word or two in his shell like.

    All this for just £250k…..

    Cheap at half the price.

    Lobby early to avoid disappointment.

    All this for just £250k…..

    Cheap at half the price.

    Lobby early to avoid disappointment.

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    2nd E.C.W. says:

    Very Unusual humour in war. Well this blog is a prelude to the second English Civil War. Hope the parliamentarians loss this time. Guido, changing sides are we!

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  27. 77
    What Larks! says:

    ‘Troll’ a sniper…like OMG, totes lolz yeah?

    Seriously though Guido, I’m with you 90% of the time but this sh*t was bad enough in the run up to the commons vote… why the hell are you repeating propaganda for these mer*enary filth AGAIN?

    But hey, if they did succeed and root the guy out maybe they rolled through town lopped off a few heads, ate a few hearts ‘n’ livers eh?

    Why can’t you focus the same investigative nous used on UK politics into having a look into who / what is really behind the “rebels”?

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  28. 78
    White rabbit says:

    Twizzle in a mac

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  29. 83
    Some very helpful advice should you be affected by the floods says:

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  30. 87
    Bennies 4eva says:

    Vote Labour too keap yor benifits itz yor humong rytz.

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  31. 95
    Maybe they have more in common than you think says:

    Chris Smith makes the Rev Paul Flowers look competent.

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  32. 102
    Blowing Donkey Whistles says:

    Has BW been banned from around noon onwards today and why is it?

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    • 112
      Blowing Donkey Whistles says:

      Apologies to Blowing Donkey Whistles but my moniker Blowing Whistles has been somewhat banned this afternoon. Hopefully normal service will be resumed tomorrow.

      Thanks.

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      • 116
        Blowing Donkey Whistles says:

        i shall try my moniker in a few minutes – but after this afternoon’s performance it seems rather a forlorn attempt … Hey you establishment / ziozit wankers was it some info that i recently imparted?

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      • 169
        Blowing Donkey Whistles says:

        Apologies accepted. I’ve been busy this afternoon so not even had time to notice. Feel slightly honored that you’ve had to borrow mine.

        Long live blowing…long live whistles….and long live donkeys!

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    • 115
      Not Blowing Whistles says:

      Certainly has been quiet on the BW front. Perhaps a bit close to truth which could get someone sued ? ;-)

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      • 120
        Blowing Donkey Whistles says:

        Apart from the IMPOSTER on the ‘first blog of the day’ at 9:THIRTY SOMETHING when i was at work …

        And yes i do have some tales to tell about many bent coppers, politicians, lawyers and judges. I bet they can’t wait for it.

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        • 125
          Not Blowing Whistles says:

          Caught that earlier – did seem an odd time for a post from the real BW.

          If you moniker remains on the verboten list, you could try Not Not Blowing Whistles.

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          • Blowing Donkey Whistles says:

            i think anyone on here who is intelligent enough will be able to work out my style of writing. Perhaps our esteemed host may not have had a hand in the issue – i hope not anyway.

            Remember QB VII – voltaire – and there’s something about Mary. Oh and and don’t be fooled by the pathetic pandering of militant politicised bumbandits like Tatchell – who have some very dark skeletons rattling in their own cupboards – ditto mandlebumbandit.

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          • Not Blowing Whistles says:

            Am under no illusions about the individuals you refer.

            Funny little article from The Mirror, c. 2006, which may amuse by Tom Pettifor:

            http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/official-he-is-a-useless-tosser-630760

            —-

            SLIPPERY Tory David Cameron shows what a useless tosser he is yesterday.

            The oily leader was left with egg on his face in a vain bid to display his skills at pancake flipping.

            He confidently tossed one in the air only to find it was a case of no pan do as it landed at his feet.

            Mr Cameron made a Lord Charlie of himself in a home economics class at West Witney County Primary School. The photo opportunity in his Oxfordshire constituency was Cam’s latest clumsy attempt to appeal to women by trying to appear child friendly.

            But pupils giggled as the MP for Witney got on his hands and knees to retrieve the elusive pancake. An onlooker said: “You could see he hasn’t had much practice.”

            And Cameron’s wobbly performance on the Jonathan Ross Show last night did little to reassure voters.

            First of all he PRAISED his rival Tony Blair and then he applauded past leader Margaret Thatcher for destroying Scotland, Wales and the North of England.

            Cameron, who was accompanied to the recording by his wife Samantha, told Ross that Thatcher took “very difficult decisions. Especially for the North, Wales and Scotland there were difficult times. But we in the Conservative Party believe they were the right decisions”.

            Labour MP for Jarrow Stephen Hepburn said he was appalled by the remarks, saying: “Cameron’s mask of moderation has slipped to show the real right-winger. Praising Thatcher for causing misery will not be forgotten.”

            To add to the confusion, Cameron also heaped warm words on the PM saying: “Tony Blair will be judged as having completely reformed his party, a very good thing for the country. In some foreign affairs he made some great steps forward.”

            He also backed the war in Iraq, saying: “I still think it was right.”

            But Cameron also admitted to finding the verbal onslaughts in the Commons “very nerve-wracking…just like a circus.” But he need have no fear.

            Judging by his performance in the kitchen Cameron can always be sure of getting a job in a circus. As a clown.

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          • Blowing Donkey Whistles says:

            Indeed – it is a most dirty trick that the left and the right have played upon us all – such that the mou’s between them which includes the whores of the msm to perpetuate the lies upon the unsuspecting public continue today. They really don’t get it. Back in the ’20’s and ’30’s there were a group of media owners who ‘did’ control the agendas of the then day via their connections to the politicals and those in ‘the know’. [I stated sumthin about that yesterday with a 2001 now / know twist - which must / appears to have hurt them]

            It’s a judicial tyranny – folks and some of the elders on here – still wish to keep their blinkers on – you sad old miserable pathetic farts.

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          • Blowing Donkey Whistles says:

            btw – i mentioned a court order on here a few years ago. Some passed it by and smeared that comment. i can say what i like about Murdoch – he and his henchmen failed to appeal the court order and Blake Lapthorn Linnell can go fuck themselves too.

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          • Fuck labour fuck the unions says:

            Praising Thatcher for causing misery will not be forgotten.” Hahaha

            The only people I remember amusing misery in my childhood was labour and the unions. Then a delicate little day came along and

            KICKED THEIR FUCKING ARSES FROM HERE TO TIMBUCTOO

            They have never recovered or forgiven her

            Well done Maggie !!!!

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          • Glyn H says:

            Not having television I am amazedto hear that the lank haired Ross is still on TV; and Cameron voluntarily appeared on such a tawdry show??

            Ye gods and little fishes; has he no common sense or indeed understanding of what ‘Office’ means? Big Brother next, lapping milk from Miriam Clegg and David Blunketts Sheffield plate saucer?

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  33. 103
    David Cameron, inspirational speech to the soggy peasants of Somerset says:

    I have a dream that one day this swamp will dry out and live the true meaning of its creed: “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men shall marry.”

    I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Somerset, the sons of former land owners and the sons of plebs will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood.

    I have a dream that one day even the county of Essex, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis like Somerset.

    I have a dream that my four little children will one day be left in a pub where I will not be judged by my actions but by the content of my character.

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  34. 124
    Blowing Donkey Whistles says:

    No … my original moniker seems to have been somewhat pinged off.

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    • 229
      Blowing Rentboys says:

      It’s a start. Now if Guido could just ban your IP address as well, this blog might start to pick up a bit.

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  35. 126
    Blowing Donkey Whistles says:

    i noted the late conversation last night about that report of the vatican and of the silence on the issue of ‘abuse’ by the sin O. gogue poise ‘n men … i have lost the backbone to be able to call the shot against lying dirty rabbits.

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  36. 130
    Blowing Whistles says:

    last attempt of the night.

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  37. 135
    Dear Guido says:

    I’m in a state of shock cos I had my first sex dream with Theresa May and a water cannon.

    She yelled at me to ‘wet her face’ and then I woke up screaming.

    I think it was some kind of S&M power struggle so I’m quite sure I’m not attracted to her

    Don’t judge me.
    Thanks for listening. I needed to talk it out.

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  38. 142
    Post hoc says:

    Perhaps chris smith will get more than a warning tomorrow when he visits somerset…. oh joy!

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  39. 143
    Scallywag says:

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  40. 146
    HATEROFTHEEU says:

    Can I get my moniker back PLEASE

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  41. 148
    HATEROFTHEEU says:

    What keeps happening to my monikers

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      Calling the braindead, europe needs you says:

      Another nail into the EUSSR, time for us to stop pouring money into the EUSSR and redirect it to our infrastructure, the day is getting closer when any money we have will have to be poured into our infrastructure and screw the £50million a day to the EU black hole.

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      • 185
        Bill Quango MP 6 says:

        I don’t overly care about Europe but I think you’re right.
        If we were at a restaurant we’d say

        that meal was terrible.. It was slow. It was cold. It’ was badly prepared. The service was Dire. The waiter didn’t speak English. He told us we couldn’t see the specials. Our drinks were wrong. The plates were dirty. The music was some Hungarian folk band playing hits from the 70s. The lighting was so dark I couldn’t see you and they reused to light a candle because of global warming.
        I asked for the bill before desert as the food was so bad and the manager came over and said the food wasn’t bad! It was excellent and we should learn to appreciate it.

        And they added 25% to the bill for a service charge!
        I’m so furious I should refuse to pay. But really I just want to go.
        Lets just leave! And never come back

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  43. 168
    Joss Taskin says:

    All the ‘senior’ LibDems still in hiding ? #LardRennardgate

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  44. 180
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    HHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLPPPPPP !!!

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  45. 182
    Tony Smooth says:

    The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he was a pretty straight kinda guy.

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  46. 189
    The British media are cunts says:

    Nice to see the lefty media wetting their pink panties over Russia and how it treats homosexuals.

    Bet the media say fuck all when the World Cup is held in Qatar

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  47. 191
    Scallywag says:

    The Truth About Russia’s “Anti-Gay” Law

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    • 194
      Not Flaunting Anything says:

      I find discussions about the pros and cons of laws relatiing to homosexuality boring. For a tiny group of people in our society gays seem to demand a disproportionate amount of attention.

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        BBC - Bring Back Communism says:

        We do not agree and will keep discussing lesbian and homosexual rights ad nauseum as most of our senior staff are of similar disposition as well as incompetent.

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  48. 196
    Ah! say says:

    Top judge SACKED after STRIPPING NAKED and lying on office desk to bask in the sun

    Justice being seen …

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  49. 199
    cheche says:

    Dimblebore good at shutting the conservative MP up

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  50. 201
    Sunderland is a Labour ghetto thats why its shit says:

    I have noticed a number of Sikhs in the audience,I always thought that they lived in Southall.No doubt Amritsar is on the agenda to give the Tory government of 1979/1997 a kicking only on the BBC.Galloway by the way is such a bore relentless tripe.

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  51. 203
    Sunderland is a Labour ghetto thats why its shit says:

    Why would you want Tessa Jowell to be the Mayor of London she couldnt even run her household or so we were told.

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  52. 206
    Sunderland is a Labour ghetto thats why its shit says:

    I like Starkey tell it the way it is was that another Jamine Beckett.typical lefty audience.

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  53. 207
    The British media are cunts says:

    How typical that good old lefty Newsnight was defending kiddie fiddlers and their art. Not so keen when they trashed an innocent Tory over kiddie fiddling. The BBC really are cuunts.

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  54. 208
    Ah! knew he would says:

    Prince Charles, that well known scientist, blames the floods on Global Warming.

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  55. 209

    Harry Graham was an English lyricist and writer of verse who flourished about a century ago. I post the following as an example of his work called Ruthless Rhymes and apologise to our erstwhile friend here as it was not intended to refer to him, indeed, it could not have done.

    Tender Heartedness

        Bіlly, in one of his nice new sashes,
        Fell in the fire and was burnt to ashes;
        Now, although the room grows chilly,
        I haven't the heart to poke poor Bіlly.
    

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  56. 212

    Hаrry Graham was an English lyricist and writer of verse who flourished about a century ago. I post the following as an example of his work called Ruthless Rhymes and apologise to our erstwhile friend here as it was not intended to refer to him, indeed, it could not have done.

    Tender Heartedness

        Bіlly, in one of his nice new sashes,
        Fell in the fire and was burnt to ashes;
        Now, although the room grows chilly,
        I haven't the heart to poke poor Bіlly.
    

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  57. 213
    Proftastic says:

    Galloway on Question Time again (why the BBC allows this extremist air time I don’t know.) Many of you will enjoy the exchange between himself and Starky on rape cases. Starky makes the point that he is an expert on being penetrated so can speak with authority on the subject, watch Gorgeous George lose his way rapidly. It’s a moment worth watching.

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  58. 219
    Jacqueline Dromey says:

    All women shortlists are brilliant.

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  59. 220

    A psychologist was conducting group therapy with four mothers, one of which was Sally Bercow.

    ‘You are all obsessed!’ he charged. To the first mother he said, ‘You are obsessed with eating. You even named your daughter Candy.’

    Turning to the second mum he said, ‘You are obsessed by shopping. Your daughter’s name is Penny.’

    To the third mum he said, ‘You have a drink obsession and your daughter’s name is Brandy.’

    Sally got up, took her boy by the hand and said, ‘Come on, Dick, we’re going home…’

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      Village Idiot says:

      …Mmmmmm!….(not bad)…Now,back to the poor,neglected,English people,who have been shafted!

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  60. 225
    I reckon says:

    Does one sense a change in the QT audiences over recent weeks. Whilst there still remains the odd left wing thick as pigshit arsehole, there is a much more realistic and sensible attitude overall.
    The left has had it’s day

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  61. 226

    Cameron urges English to campaign for the Union

    Fuck off! What does he think the English are? Fuck off all you wee Scotty bastards and enjoy your socialist hell-hole, low-life expectancy and incessant rain!

    That mong who came from your parts, remember? He racked up all this debt in record time. You can take all that with you as well.

    You are welcome to use our pound if you want to and can afford it. But don’t expect to have any say in its management. That is for the Bank of England, remember?

    Oh! And another thing! When we leave the EU, we will require visas from you lot too.

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    • 228
      HATEROFTHEEU says:

      piss off and take your toxic banks with you

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    • 230
      Anonymous says:

      The English are sick of the grievance monkeys

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      Sort it out says:- says:

      Tis a suitable farewell, the Glasgee kiss.

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    • 233
      Cat Weazel says:

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      Alice says:

      Spoken like a true little Englander ignoramus who left England years ago.
      All Scots live on deep fried Mars Bars in the same way that all English live on the fine concoction of MR pork, lard, gelatine and BSE prions that is a pork pie.
      Has the flooding of your South West been engineered as a distraction from the immigrant flooding of your South East, Midlands and Yorks?
      You’ll soon need a visa to get into your own capital city.
      And how’s that Sharia thing coming along?

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      • 235
        Podiceps says:

        Are there any nationalities of which you approve, or are you disgusted with the whole human race?

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      • 243

        No. I imagined you were not deliberately trying to be thick but maybe I was mistaken and you are thick after all. Are you, Alice?

        The game is played this way at the moment:

        1. Salmond wants to rub the English’s noses in it. Then he wants independence but also to keep the pound and even have a say in the running of it. FFS!

        2. Our supine PM says Oh please don’t go! and we can forget about the injustice of the West Lothian question, the fact that the Scotch enjoy better representation and enjoy a bigger slice of the budget as a bribe.

        In other words, England is on a lose/lose here. Surely even you can see that?

        My, only partly, ironical response is to say to them Fuck off, if that is what you want.

        So you can name call little Englander ignoramus all you want. I do have a thought out position which may beyond your limited abilities to understand.

        If you don’t like it, you can fuck off too! Try Wonderland.

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          Privatise the BBC says:

          Post of the day.

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          Pundit Too. says:

          Let us be honest. If Salmonella really wanted Scottish independence he would have allowed the English, Welsh, and Irish to have a vote.
          THEY would have voted for Scottish independence by a large majority.
          He simply wants more of the pie without accountability, and Westminster crowd is not really addressing it with any committment.

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  62. 227
    any old crap says:

    Has the postman let the cat out of the bag, with a casual remark , if they have an EU referendum, all the ones that don’t vote, count it as a no vote, wonder if it could be called democracy and fairness in action or just corrupt practice.

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  63. 236
    Alice says:

    No, just another narrow-minded leftie trying to pull a fatuous analogy with the absurd Trade Union strike voting system.

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  64. 238
    albacore says:

    Dave wants the Scots to stay in the U K
    Now ain’t that an odd thing for him to say
    When he takes his orders from the E U?
    Splitting Britain’s what those sods seek to do
    Mind you, he’s for letting in floods of Turks
    So who cares if his Jock plea never works?

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  65. 242
    Lard Everard says:

    STATEMENT OF THE BLEEDIN’ OBVIOUS.

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  66. 244
    Ginger Rodent says:

    Over my dead body.

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  67. 247
    Anonymous says:

    http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/feb/06/us-ukraine-russia-eu-victoria-nuland

    US trying to blame the Russians for the leak FFS

    When the NSA listens to everyone else’s conversations

    Wha

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  68. 251
    Ah! and says:

    CLINTON AND SALLY

    In today’s current bun.

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  69. 252
    John Rentatool says:

    Tony Blair has just called me to say he is suba diving in the Ocean with Wendi

    They are very happy together

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    Labour and the left -- bullies in the market says:

    Teachers now threatening to go on strike in March. Given all the good news and the failure of Labours predictions to come to fruition Labour mobilises its para military wing the unions.

    Be prepared for more of this and misery up to the election as the unelected dinosaurs in the unions do everything to destroy any recovery.

    The left wing, when their arguments fail as they always do they resort to nasty tactics

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