Tabloids have standards, nipples are in, pink bits are not, full frontal is a no no and the only tabloid that ever does upskirt shots is the top-shelf Sunday Sport. The occasional Duchess of Cambridge skirts in gusts of wind shots apart… 

The traffic surpassing success of the Mail online is forcing rivals to emulate its bikinis and starlets formula. Guido is amused to see that the Huffington Post, which prudishly campaigns against Page 3 has today gone with some z-list girl-on-girl action including hand upskirt shots unsuitable for a family blog. Classy…