February 5th, 2014

Wendi Deng Loves Tony Blair’s “Power, Body, Legs, Eyes & Butt”

Vanity Fair have what they say is a steamy love note Wendi Deng wrote about Tony Blair. In broken English, she pines for her regular companion on the Murdoch ranch:

“Oh, sh*t, oh, sh*t. Whatever why I’m so so missing Tony. Because he is so so charming and his clothes are so good. He has such good body and he has really really good legs Butt . . . And he is slim tall and good skin. Pierce blue eyes which I love. Love his eyes. Also I love his power on the stage . . . and what else and what else and what else . . . ”

Those Chinese whispers look like they might have had something to them…


199 Comments

  1. 1
    Wendi Dung says:

    He look like Tour De France champion

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  2. 2
    Ah! think says:

    It’s high time The Establishment got behind Speaker Bercow…and pushed.

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  3. 3
    Wendi Dung says:

    He also have death soaked stare of a Luftwaffe pilot.

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    • 97
      Frank-Walter Steinmeier says:

      There has been a breach of security. We are not yet ready to use the B£iar bomber.

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  4. 4
    Silly Sally B13COW says:

    Power and money: a great aphrodisiac.

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  5. 5
    The British media are cunts says:

    Let’s be honest the male population of the BBC like Tony Blair’s butt as well, they spent most of his time in power with their cock or tongue up it.

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    • 64
      walking into darkness says:

      What could be possibly unattractive about a man who is a lying pyschopath responsible for the death of millions, and who has taken his country to the point of ruin leaving it to an imbecile like Gordon Brown to take over. A dream catch if ever there was.

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    • 73
      Baron Mendelsohn of Bummingham says:

      Join the queue.

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  6. 6
    bergen says:

    Does “missing Tony” imply that Cherie has put her dainty little foot down ?

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  7. 7
    D r D a v i d K e l l y says:

    He has eyes to die for.

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  8. 8
    nell says:

    not very discerning of her to take a fancy to a war criminal – she’d have been better sticking with murdoch

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  9. 9
    Labour screwed my country says:

    Goody Labour Sleaze!! What with that slapper Bercow and this love note about Blair! Oh happy day!.

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  10. 10
    Andrew Efiong says:

    Deng dong!

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  11. 11
    octavius tinsworth ace says:

    Whatever did she see in billionaire octogenarian Rupert? Obviously she sees the same in multi-millionaire Tony. “His powerful bank balance…his piercing green currency…”

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  12. 13
    Steve Miliband says:

    Rubbery

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  13. 14
    Handycœck says:

    Give me a chance, you never know.

    Boaz

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  14. 18
    It's just disgusting says:

    Why doesn’t he leave ugly slot gob for some oriental poontang?

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    • 47
      EUHATER says:

      Imagine the settlement

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      • 107
        Do it to Julia says:

        She was regularly doing that Caplin weirdo woman, and Tony was.

        Cherie needs to be careful, no walks in the woods.

        Second thoughts Cherie, take as many as you like, you vile, despicable piece of excrement.

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  15. 21
    Old Geezer says:

    In the 1990’s there were stories doing the rounds in local authority circles about Blair and a London Borough leader being on n very good terms. perhaps he has a lot of friends. No inferences were made at the time.

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  16. 23
    Wendy pops says:

    Me like jiggy jiggy. Me luv you long time.

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  17. 26
    Ah! not so says:

    Forgive Tories for Amritsar, says Cameron

    Someone should remind Cameron that the Tory Party and The Government are separate entities.

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    • 31
      The Public says:

      What’s there to forgive?

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      • 40
        Q says:

        Seikh and ye shall find

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        • 121
          Don't care what you call me says:

          Pakys don’t count anyway.

          Multi cult is garbage. White people are starting to wake up to what has been done to them, and are less deterred by being called racist.

          I never used to hold racist views, I really didn’t. But after being repeatedly told I am a racist, mostly just because I am white, I thought ‘if the cap fits’.

          Now I think that anyone who thinks multi cult is a good thing is a moron and a fifth coloumnist. Look at what has happened to Birmingham, if you dare go there, and tell me that’s an improvement on the ’50s, that muslims and Jamaicans have bettered the country, and I’ll call you a liar.

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          • BBC says:

            *claps hands*

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          • On merit not colour please otherwise its racist against non blacks says:

            Yeah let’s get more black people behind and in front of the lens. You never know as an added bonus one of two might even be able to actually do the fucking job as well.

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    • 45
      Stoned and dazed says:

      Mr Speaker…
      Wilma Flintstone stated her husband Fred was injured during the SH2 Construction (Stonehenge Extension project) as a result of which he couldn’t work again. They were then forced to rely on Benny’s handouts.
      Mr speaker……. I think after so many thousands of years this government should apologise for this terrible injustice.

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  18. 27
    not a benefits claimer says:

    he probably F**ked her, he certainly F**ked the rest of the country

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    • 41
      Dubya says:

      Yep, an he helped me fuck up those Eeraki infidels big time. Tone’s a great guy.

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      • 49
        Man who avoided call up and went to national guard just because of who is dad was says:

        Mission accomplished!!

        Yeah you fuckwit you pissed the whole world off

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    • 188
      Biffo says:

      He was quite choosey though – they had to stand still long enough for him to catch them

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  19. 29
    Wendi Dung says:

    Anyone for Ping pong?

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  20. 33
    PUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:

    This thread needs

    http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t231/Fred_Blogs/mindbleach.jpg

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  21. 34
    Big Boy Tony says:

    Look at my big tent

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  22. 35
    Chris Huhne says:

    What’s the chinese for you may have crab lice?

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  23. 37
    Labour voting, gravy guzzling, pie eating socialist northerner says:

    Go Blair, go! You helped us working class. You can do no wrong.

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  24. 38
    Canute says:

    Meanwhile, Cnut Camoron is chairing a Cobra Meeting about the tides and gales — pissing away yet more taxpayers’ money trying to compete with the jet stream — never mind, no doubt the stupid fucker will get to be on prime time telly again, being all dynamic and caring.

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    • 42
      Cast Iron Dave says:

      Jet stream you say. Is that an Indian Space program Jet?

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    • 94
      Casual Observer 6 says:

      Get the environment agency managment laying sandbags and mopping up in those areas under careful watch of the army – ie. Gunpoint.

      When they are done, prosecute them.

      Agricultural land has been affected here. The reason the treasonous idiots in the EA / Department for Environment have allowed this to happen is probably because they wish to undermine UK agriculture in order to make the UK more dependent on EU produce.

      Blame for this can ultimately be attributed to the failing EU.

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    • 189
      Biffo says:

      Hopefully he’ll do a King Canute & try & hold back the water – and f****** drown.

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  25. 46
    Ah! probably says:

    The story about Snogger Bercow, will just be a nine day wonder…and ten day, and eleven day…

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  26. 50
    Winston says:

    If Blair failed to nail her when she was gagging for him, it finally proves he is the weirdest, inhuman c**t to inhabit politics.

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  27. 51
    Well observed says:

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  28. 52
    Ah! spare a thought for says:

    Venetians vent frustration at plans to build Islamic centre on the Grand Canal saying money should be spent on rescuing city from sinking into mud.

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  29. 60
    Of Course the Guardianistas are outraged says:

    Ukip MEP says British Muslims should sign charter rejecting violence

    http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/feb/04/ukip-mep-gerard-batten-muslims-sign-charter-rejecting-violence

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    • 80
      Casual Observer 6 says:

      Charter is bullshit to those guys. This is like a certain ‘peace in our time’ proclamation from the G’erman’s idea.

      The only way that the muzzies will reject violence and go back to being peaceful little muzzies is if the clerics issue a strict proclamation and the I’mams repeat that in the mos’ques.

      For that to happen, at least against Western targets, the continued !sraeli and S’audi inspired disruption to muzzie life in various countries needs to stop, as does foreign involvement in the Sunn! / Sh!a sectarian conflict that has been ongoing (and instigated by and at the behest of the same rogue states).

      The community leader stuff which the BBC and lefty mongs like to go on about counts for nothing.

      When the clerics are satisfied that A’llah is cool with what is going on, then they will proclaim as such and they may start to appear to conform to our norms.

      Until that point is reached the muzzies need to be regarded as hostile, dangerous to Western society.

      The muzzies will never truly integrate unless someone re-writes their scripture.

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      • 126
        FFS says:

        Sunni and Shia Islam should be banned in the UK because they inherently preach violence, which is already illegal.

        Only Quranist Islam shuold be legal in the UK, and the state should ensure that is the only permitted version of Islam and Imams should be monitored to ensure they stick to it.

        If they don’t like it they can fuck off.

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      • 131
        EUHATER says:

        Impossible if an imam tried to say any such thing he’d be dragged outside ,strung up,and another fucking imam will take over , any body can call himself an imam if he has enough backing .

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        • 142
          Ex Beer Drinker and Womaniser says:

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        • 145
          Actually... says:

          People totally misunderstand muzzies, not surprising given the constant propaganda about how great they are.

          They will not reject violence, for the simple reason that view it ad a religious virtue. Christianss are routinely taught that murder is one of the most serious sins a man can commit, muslims are routinely taught, by example of their fake profet (I know how to spell, it’s the stupid mod bot) and their fake skriptures and leading muslim figure throughout the world, that it is a great and florious thing to slaughter the kafir, particularly if they are 4x2s.

          The only real way of opposing Izlam is militarily, obliterate it.

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          • John Bellingham says:

            The Mongol invasions proved your point. The destruction of the central asian moslem kingdoms that included the execution of entire populations in particularly cruel ways, huge pyramids of severed heads and a calculated destruction of the means of survival worked pretty well.

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    • 115
      Lets have an Ijtihad says:

      About bloody time. Wasn’t it the 13th Century anyone last tried to interpret all the allegorical BS in these fairy tales?

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  30. 61
    M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

    She should have changed her pin code.

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  31. 62
    nell says:

    is bliar still the middle east pe@ce envoy? because if he is he’s not doing a very good job.

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    • 81
      Resident of Homs with torn labour poster hanging in a shell hole through the wall says:

      We always vote labour here because they always make the place better. Oh and me Da did as well so we do.

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    • 86
      Tony Blair buggered Britain says:

      If the Middle East is disintegrating and turning into a worse shithole than it was five years ago, then we can safely assume Blair is still over there, contributing to the mess by offering his ‘advice’.

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      • 113
        Only saying says:

        When you think about it given Blairs present position the Gulf War 2 was really just an over done post politics job creation scheme.

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    • 182
      Ned Ludd says:

      Why change the habits of a lifetime? He’s never done a very good job.

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  32. 63
    Chilcot ! Chilcot ! Chilcot ! says:

    When’s Chilcot reporting ? That’s the only thing I want to know about Blair ? Followed by the issue of an international arrest in the name of Anthony Charles Lynton Blair

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  33. 65
    ss says:

    Wendi Deng,,= should have gone to Specksavers!

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  34. 69
    Maggie says:

    Ding Deng the bitch is in bed

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  35. 71
    bendi wendi says:

    Love you long time Tony.

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  36. 75
    Stressed and soaked commuter after. Long walk says:

    Dear Mr Crow

    Fuck off and die you Cnut

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  37. 78
    Ah! Jimmy's wife says:

    Meanwhile in the Guardian…

    http://tinyurl.com/nbc9t5j

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  38. 83
    More bigotry in Scottish football says:

    https://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t31/1617466_655406461189104_1704941505_o.jpg

    Inverness Cally footballers shouldn’t really be calling for sectarian murder.

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  39. 84
    Mr Potato Head2 says:

    The picture is obviously a fake. Blair would only ever take a picture only showing himself.

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  40. 85
    Harsh but... says:

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  41. 88
    No order! says:

    Got the popcorn lined up for PMQs? It’s gonna be pure LOL.

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    • 99
      retardEd Miliband says:

      I will attempt to thay “cotht of living cwy-thith” at leatht thixty timeth. Thith ith vewy popular with the public and will win me more thupporterth.

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      • 102
        Chuka Umunna says:

        The public are trash.

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      • 148
        Weird Ed says:

        Itth dithguthting that all of the poor people haven’t had their electrithity rethtored after latht nighth thtormth. Blah blah blah

        Thame old complathent Torieth, Blah blah

        Nthionalithe everything

        Exthterminate….Exthterminate

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    • 101
      The Squeaker says:

      ” order- order!… Order in the bed chamber the right throbbing member will be heard”

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      • 103
        Sally says:

        Here’s a box of kleenex. I’m going clubbing. Don’t wait up. I’m staying over at Leroy’s.

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      • 117
        Ah! more likely says:

        ” order- order!… Order in the bed chamber the right throbbing member will have to calm down”

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  42. 92
    I wish this would happen to Bob Cockrowch says:

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    • 119
      Shooty* says:

      That’s waaaaaaaay-cist.

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      • 191
        JH348324-03258 says:

        Arab was actually a white stuntman, who had practiced sword fighting for weeks.

        Harrison Ford didn’t feel like working on a sword fight that day, so he got to just shoot him instead.

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  43. 114
    Anonymous says:

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  44. 118
    Iain Duncan Smith says:

    Boris Johnson’s refusal to talk to the unions and his abandoning of pledges over cuts is causing a lot of hassle this morning.

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    • 123
      London is a complete dump so I don't go anywhere near it. says:

      Not where I’m sitting it isn’t.

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    • 124
      Anonymous says:

      Fuck the unions . What’s the point anyway Crow wouldn’t budge and inch and just gives him a further political opportunity. Crow doesn’t give a flying fuck about his members this is purely political to cause trouble for the government and cost us billions in the middle of a great recovery

      Labour and the unions must be really desperate now given that everything they said over the last 3 years is bollocks. So they resort to the old tactics

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    • 130
      A great big mess says:

      Once Chilcott is out you will be going to jail with Tony, Baldy.

      You were so far up his backside it was not true.

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    • 133
      The Labour Party says:

      Our refusal to tell the truth about Iraqi WMDs caused a lot of hassle for the half a million people who died.

      Vote Labour.

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    • 154
      The most amusing claim ever says:

      The rest of the country couldn’t give a toss though. It’s not even a main story North of Watford.

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  45. 120
    cherie blair says:

    Leave him alone hes mine,I know where the bodies are buried,now fuck off back to China.

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  46. 125
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    He isn’t the first man to have his head turned in the Orient and he will not be the last.

    The Divorce settlement looks like it will be a real belter.

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  47. 138
    Flying over the Westminster Village says:

    Seeing that Chinkie piece reminds me.

    Did anyone in Security get sacked for allowing that nutter into the room and throwing that custard pie into Murdoch’s face or is that another taxpayer cock up we are just forgetting about.

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  48. 147
    Abdel from Tooting says:

    With all this talk about the Underground I thought I would share this with you.

    Just before Christmas my misses went to see her sister in Willesden. She likes to get to see her at least once a year but it is difficult to arrange what with her working as an auxiliary nurse for the NHS.

    Anyway when my misses came back she saw an enormous rat on the line in Hammersmith and she has not been back since.

    She reported the incident but I have a feeling not much has happened .

    It is all very well Bob Crow saying his members are striking for improved services and safety but what has he ever said or done about the rat population I would like to know.

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  49. 151

    Time for a Deng Dong, innit!

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  51. 165
    Ctesibius says:

    Just a thought but have the ‘best bits’ been redacted? The text as published is ‘“Oh, sh*t, oh, sh*t. Whatever why I’m so so missing Tony. Because he is so so charming and his clothes are so good. He has such good body and he has really really good legs Butt . . . And he is slim tall and good skin. Pierce blue eyes which I love. Love his eyes. Also I love his power on the stage . . . and what else and what else and what else . . . ”’.

    There seems to be some text missing where the ‘…’ is after the thinking about Mr. Bliar’s ‘really really good legs Butt’. Can anyone think what part of his anatomy Mrs. Murdoch’s thoughts might be moving on to after considering his ‘legs’ and his ‘butt’. Any suggestions?

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  52. 168
    Anonymous says:

    Well, given her other choice of man was Rupert Murdoch, she clearly has a ‘type’.

    No need to apply if you’re decent, attractive, or normal.

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  53. 176
    pippakin says:

    Reblogged this on Political Pip Spit or Swallow its up to You and commented:
    Yes, yes Wendi if you say so but for most of us its the ‘What Else…’ that puts us right off. That and the balding head, the lying eyes and mouth, the pass the sick bucket spincerity

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  54. 184
    One-eyed son of the manse says:

    I wonder if she felt the same way about the snot-gobbler.

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  55. 185
    Anonymous says:

    Projectile vomiting at the thought of bliar at it with anyone.

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  56. 193
    random punter says:

    Which kid was he (god)father to?

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  57. 194
    Poor Cheri, cuckolded and humiliated by Tony says:

    He’s not worth it. Get your own back Cheri, blow the whistle on him, then leave him!

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  58. 195
    Anonymous says:

    A bit of a Deng Dong.

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  59. 197
    Bob says:

    Hewwo Toni u gith mei saw bottee hawen u du mi in da wong un, go bak 2 boiz

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