February 5th, 2014

Wendi Deng Loves Tony Blair’s “Power, Body, Legs, Eyes & Butt”

Vanity Fair have what they say is a steamy love note Wendi Deng wrote about Tony Blair. In broken English, she pines for her regular companion on the Murdoch ranch:

“Oh, sh*t, oh, sh*t. Whatever why I’m so so missing Tony. Because he is so so charming and his clothes are so good. He has such good body and he has really really good legs Butt . . . And he is slim tall and good skin. Pierce blue eyes which I love. Love his eyes. Also I love his power on the stage . . . and what else and what else and what else . . . ”

Those Chinese whispers look like they might have had something to them…


  1. 1
    Wendi Dung says:

    He look like Tour De France champion

  2. 2
    Ah! think says:

    It’s high time The Establishment got behind Speaker Bercow…and pushed.

  3. 3
    Wendi Dung says:

    He also have death soaked stare of a Luftwaffe pilot.

  4. 4
    Silly Sally B13COW says:

    Power and money: a great aphrodisiac.

  5. 5
    The British media are cunts says:

    Let’s be honest the male population of the BBC like Tony Blair’s butt as well, they spent most of his time in power with their cock or tongue up it.

  6. 6
    bergen says:

    Does “missing Tony” imply that Cherie has put her dainty little foot down ?

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    D r D a v i d K e l l y says:

    He has eyes to die for.

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    nell says:

    not very discerning of her to take a fancy to a war criminal – she’d have been better sticking with murdoch

  9. 9
    Labour screwed my country says:

    Goody Labour Sleaze!! What with that slapper Bercow and this love note about Blair! Oh happy day!.

  10. 10
    Andrew Efiong says:

    Deng dong!

  11. 11
    octavius tinsworth ace says:

    Whatever did she see in billionaire octogenarian Rupert? Obviously she sees the same in multi-millionaire Tony. “His powerful bank balance…his piercing green currency…”

  12. 12
    Mysterious Mysteries says:

    If Blair is so attractive to women. How come he ended up with slot gob?

  13. 13
    Steve Miliband says:


  14. 14
    Handycœck says:

    Give me a chance, you never know.


  15. 15
    Sally Bercowitz says:

    Blue diamond pills or is he naturally a hard man? He doesn’t meet my requirements length or diameter though (allegedly — even I wouldn’t touch him up)

  16. 16
    Wendi Dung says:

    Ah fank you wewy much

  17. 17
    The Sun Readers says:

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    It's just disgusting says:

    Why doesn’t he leave ugly slot gob for some oriental poontang?

  19. 19
    BBC breaking news unit says:

    What note and who is slapper Bercow?

  20. 20
    Paniagua V5.1 says:

    Because women aren’t attractive to him?

  21. 21
    Old Geezer says:

    In the 1990’s there were stories doing the rounds in local authority circles about Blair and a London Borough leader being on n very good terms. perhaps he has a lot of friends. No inferences were made at the time.

  22. 22
    Casual Observer 123 says:

    She’s the only one with a big enough mouth to accommodate his ego.

  23. 23
    Wendy pops says:

    Me like jiggy jiggy. Me luv you long time.

  24. 24
    Paniagua V5.1 says:

    31% of Sun readers also support Labour apparently.

  25. 25
    dai fecating says:

    who’s this windy dung?

  26. 26
    Ah! not so says:

    Forgive Tories for Amritsar, says Cameron

    Someone should remind Cameron that the Tory Party and The Government are separate entities.

  27. 27
    not a benefits claimer says:

    he probably F**ked her, he certainly F**ked the rest of the country

  28. 28
    Shocked and distressed says:

    Livingstone? OMFG

  29. 29
    Wendi Dung says:

    Anyone for Ping pong?

  30. 30
    Even worse says:


  31. 31
    The Public says:

    What’s there to forgive?

  32. 32
    Anonymous says:

    Deng’s dong actually

  33. 33
    PUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:

    This thread needs

  34. 34
    Big Boy Tony says:

    Look at my big tent

  35. 35
    Chris Huhne says:

    What’s the chinese for you may have crab lice?

  36. 36
    Anonymous says:

    Power my old fruit. Back in the day it was Mrs Blair that made Tony’s move into the Labour party successful. Indeed in the late 70s and early 80s it was her not Tony that was seen as having a long term future in the party. Tony is a pure chancer old slot gob helped move him into the fast lane in the party and kept the cash lines open to the legal troughers she is an example of.
    A shining example of the People’s Party.

  37. 37
    Labour voting, gravy guzzling, pie eating socialist northerner says:

    Go Blair, go! You helped us working class. You can do no wrong.

  38. 38
    Canute says:

    Meanwhile, Cnut Camoron is chairing a Cobra Meeting about the tides and gales — pissing away yet more taxpayers’ money trying to compete with the jet stream — never mind, no doubt the stupid fucker will get to be on prime time telly again, being all dynamic and caring.

  39. 39
    Ah! probably says:

    He / she was black!

  40. 40
    Q says:

    Seikh and ye shall find

  41. 41
    Dubya says:

    Yep, an he helped me fuck up those Eeraki infidels big time. Tone’s a great guy.

  42. 42
    Cast Iron Dave says:

    Jet stream you say. Is that an Indian Space program Jet?

  43. 43
    Booth's Monster says:

    So Tony is Cherie’s creation, without her, he would not be the people’s PM?

  44. 44
    Gay Dave says:

    My boyfriends and I prefer pong ping

  45. 45
    Stoned and dazed says:

    Mr Speaker…
    Wilma Flintstone stated her husband Fred was injured during the SH2 Construction (Stonehenge Extension project) as a result of which he couldn’t work again. They were then forced to rely on Benny’s handouts.
    Mr speaker……. I think after so many thousands of years this government should apologise for this terrible injustice.

  46. 46
    Ah! probably says:

    The story about Snogger Bercow, will just be a nine day wonder…and ten day, and eleven day…

  47. 47
    EUHATER says:

    Imagine the settlement

  48. 48
    Wendy says:

    Ah wank you fewy fuck too

  49. 49
    Man who avoided call up and went to national guard just because of who is dad was says:

    Mission accomplished!!

    Yeah you fuckwit you pissed the whole world off

  50. 50
    Winston says:

    If Blair failed to nail her when she was gagging for him, it finally proves he is the weirdest, inhuman c**t to inhabit politics.

  51. 51
    Well observed says:

  52. 52
    Ah! spare a thought for says:

    Venetians vent frustration at plans to build Islamic centre on the Grand Canal saying money should be spent on rescuing city from sinking into mud.

  53. 53
    EUHATER says:


  54. 54
    Bubble and squeaker says:

    Or maybe a 9 1/2 month wonder?

  55. 55
    Miranda, Charles Lynton, Gayboy Fawkes, CallMeDave... says:

    FFS he’s a fucking arse bandit

  56. 56
    Ah! not says:

    Bradley Wiggins??

  57. 57
    Chris Huhne, married with kids says:

    hello ducky

  58. 58
    Alan says:

    Yes. Knew a man who went to school with T Blair. Thought it an interesting comment when he said “Can’t remember a thing about him.”

    Cherie had not yet got to winding him up with her “5 times a night*” schtick.

    Alan Douglas

    * talking about it, no doubt.

  59. 59
    Ankle deep says:

    Well they should look on the bright side it would probably be flooded before it was finished

  60. 60
    Of Course the Guardianistas are outraged says:

    Ukip MEP says British Muslims should sign charter rejecting violence


  61. 61
    M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

    She should have changed her pin code.

  62. 62
    nell says:

    is bliar still the middle east pe@ce envoy? because if he is he’s not doing a very good job.

  63. 63
    Chilcot ! Chilcot ! Chilcot ! says:

    When’s Chilcot reporting ? That’s the only thing I want to know about Blair ? Followed by the issue of an international arrest in the name of Anthony Charles Lynton Blair

  64. 64
    walking into darkness says:

    What could be possibly unattractive about a man who is a lying pyschopath responsible for the death of millions, and who has taken his country to the point of ruin leaving it to an imbecile like Gordon Brown to take over. A dream catch if ever there was.

  65. 65
    ss says:

    Wendi Deng,,= should have gone to Specksavers!

  66. 66
    Tipped right over the edge says:

    Noooooo mind bleach mind bleach hurry

  67. 67
    Shite Dee says:

    Fucking knob

  68. 68
    Pity it's meaningless says:

    Cobra…..wow, I’m always impressed when I hear that name. It signifies power and strength. It would be a good one for a team on the Apprentice.

  69. 69
    Maggie says:

    Ding Deng the bitch is in bed

  70. 70
    Avon calling says:

    I love the bit about “good skin”. I wonder what creams B£iar uses.

  71. 71
    bendi wendi says:

    Love you long time Tony.

  72. 72
    The public in 10 years' time says:

    What was the BBC?

  73. 73
    Baron Mendelsohn of Bummingham says:

    Join the queue.

  74. 74
    Guido says:

    Buy beans, bullion, bullets and butt plugs

  75. 75
    Stressed and soaked commuter after. Long walk says:

    Dear Mr Crow

    Fuck off and die you Cnut

  76. 76
    Bryant says:


  77. 77

    I would not mind getting in front of Wendi and pushing.

  78. 78
    Ah! Jimmy's wife says:

    Meanwhile in the Guardian…


  79. 79
    Crow should have encountered a violent drugs gang in Rio says:

    + 5 million

  80. 80
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    Charter is bullshit to those guys. This is like a certain ‘peace in our time’ proclamation from the G’erman’s idea.

    The only way that the muzzies will reject violence and go back to being peaceful little muzzies is if the clerics issue a strict proclamation and the I’mams repeat that in the mos’ques.

    For that to happen, at least against Western targets, the continued !sraeli and S’audi inspired disruption to muzzie life in various countries needs to stop, as does foreign involvement in the Sunn! / Sh!a sectarian conflict that has been ongoing (and instigated by and at the behest of the same rogue states).

    The community leader stuff which the BBC and lefty mongs like to go on about counts for nothing.

    When the clerics are satisfied that A’llah is cool with what is going on, then they will proclaim as such and they may start to appear to conform to our norms.

    Until that point is reached the muzzies need to be regarded as hostile, dangerous to Western society.

    The muzzies will never truly integrate unless someone re-writes their scripture.

  81. 81
    Resident of Homs with torn labour poster hanging in a shell hole through the wall says:

    We always vote labour here because they always make the place better. Oh and me Da did as well so we do.

  82. 82
    Do it to Julia says:

    Yep, I nvading I raq.

  83. 83
    More bigotry in Scottish football says:

    Inverness Cally footballers shouldn’t really be calling for sectarian murder.

  84. 84
    Mr Potato Head2 says:

    The picture is obviously a fake. Blair would only ever take a picture only showing himself.

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    Tony Blair buggered Britain says:

    If the Middle East is disintegrating and turning into a worse shithole than it was five years ago, then we can safely assume Blair is still over there, contributing to the mess by offering his ‘advice’.

  87. 87
    BBC breaking news unit says:

    Who’s Chilcot and what report?

  88. 88
    No order! says:

    Got the popcorn lined up for PMQs? It’s gonna be pure LOL.

  89. 89
    Hmm says:

    “Jump to comments”

    Is this a new way of getting off

  90. 90
    Comrade Bob Crow says:

    Me bodyguards keep the riff raff away.

  91. 91
    BBC breaking news unit says:

    Tory splits Tory rows Tory splits Tory rows Tory splits Tory rows Tory splits Tory rowsTory splits Tory rows Tory splits Tory rows Tory splits Tory rows Tory splits Tory rows Tory splits Tory rows Tory splits Tory rows Tory splits Tory rows Tory splits Tory rows

  92. 92
    I wish this would happen to Bob Cockrowch says:

  93. 93
    Mike Hancock says:


  94. 94
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    Get the environment agency managment laying sandbags and mopping up in those areas under careful watch of the army – ie. Gunpoint.

    When they are done, prosecute them.

    Agricultural land has been affected here. The reason the treasonous idiots in the EA / Department for Environment have allowed this to happen is probably because they wish to undermine UK agriculture in order to make the UK more dependent on EU produce.

    Blame for this can ultimately be attributed to the failing EU.

  95. 95
    Bob's man servant says:

    More chablis, sir?

  96. 96
    Obviously says:

    …because his ( paid for by me ) security officer is taking it.

  97. 97
    Frank-Walter Steinmeier says:

    There has been a breach of security. We are not yet ready to use the B£iar bomber.

  98. 98
    Sloppy seconds says:


  99. 99
    retardEd Miliband says:

    I will attempt to thay “cotht of living cwy-thith” at leatht thixty timeth. Thith ith vewy popular with the public and will win me more thupporterth.

  100. 100
    SUN breaking news unit says:

    Bercow splits. Bercow rows….

  101. 101
    The Squeaker says:

    ” order- order!… Order in the bed chamber the right throbbing member will be heard”

  102. 102
    Chuka Umunna says:

    The public are trash.

  103. 103
    Sally says:

    Here’s a box of kleenex. I’m going clubbing. Don’t wait up. I’m staying over at Leroy’s.

  104. 104

    Fings can olly get betta?

  105. 105
    Kodak says:

    Bet we paid for the camera on expenses as well

  106. 106
    Lord Stansted says:

    +1. Poor Wendi, Like Sally of the Alley, she seems not to have any sense whatsoever.

  107. 107
    Do it to Julia says:

    She was regularly doing that Caplin weirdo woman, and Tony was.

    Cherie needs to be careful, no walks in the woods.

    Second thoughts Cherie, take as many as you like, you vile, despicable piece of excrement.

  108. 108
    FFS says:

    Heard that said several times about Blair by people that went to school and university with him.

    Completely nondescript.

  109. 109
    Jack Dromey says:


  110. 110

    It’s the first human thing about Blair I have ever seen.

    OK, would not want to stir porridge with him but, after a decent interval…

  111. 111
    AH! you came late says:

    You slipped that one in by the back door.

  112. 112
    Lord Stansted says:

    I wouldn’t be surprised if Wendi Dingdo had never heard of the Dr K. She seems a stupid woman.

  113. 113
    Only saying says:

    When you think about it given Blairs present position the Gulf War 2 was really just an over done post politics job creation scheme.

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  115. 115
    Lets have an Ijtihad says:

    About bloody time. Wasn’t it the 13th Century anyone last tried to interpret all the allegorical BS in these fairy tales?

  116. 116
    Sir Jimmy Savile, made in Britain by the BBC says:

    … my playground.

  117. 117
    Ah! more likely says:

    ” order- order!… Order in the bed chamber the right throbbing member will have to calm down”

  118. 118
    Iain Duncan Smith says:

    Boris Johnson’s refusal to talk to the unions and his abandoning of pledges over cuts is causing a lot of hassle this morning.

  119. 119
    Shooty* says:

    That’s waaaaaaaay-cist.

  120. 120
    cherie blair says:

    Leave him alone hes mine,I know where the bodies are buried,now fuck off back to China.

  121. 121
    Don't care what you call me says:

    Pakys don’t count anyway.

    Multi cult is garbage. White people are starting to wake up to what has been done to them, and are less deterred by being called racist.

    I never used to hold racist views, I really didn’t. But after being repeatedly told I am a racist, mostly just because I am white, I thought ‘if the cap fits’.

    Now I think that anyone who thinks multi cult is a good thing is a moron and a fifth coloumnist. Look at what has happened to Birmingham, if you dare go there, and tell me that’s an improvement on the ’50s, that muslims and Jamaicans have bettered the country, and I’ll call you a liar.

  122. 122
    Ah! Eff off says:

    7000 tweets and only 120 followers…..I think that’s telling you something !!!

  123. 123
    London is a complete dump so I don't go anywhere near it. says:

    Not where I’m sitting it isn’t.

  124. 124
    Anonymous says:

    Fuck the unions . What’s the point anyway Crow wouldn’t budge and inch and just gives him a further political opportunity. Crow doesn’t give a flying fuck about his members this is purely political to cause trouble for the government and cost us billions in the middle of a great recovery

    Labour and the unions must be really desperate now given that everything they said over the last 3 years is bollocks. So they resort to the old tactics

  125. 125
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    He isn’t the first man to have his head turned in the Orient and he will not be the last.

    The Divorce settlement looks like it will be a real belter.

  126. 126
    FFS says:

    Sunni and Shia Islam should be banned in the UK because they inherently preach violence, which is already illegal.

    Only Quranist Islam shuold be legal in the UK, and the state should ensure that is the only permitted version of Islam and Imams should be monitored to ensure they stick to it.

    If they don’t like it they can fuck off.

  127. 127
    Anonymous says:

    Yeah you should as your hubby buried millions of them

  128. 128
    Anonymous says:

    Prawn crackers with that?

  129. 129
    Lord Stansted says:


  130. 130
    A great big mess says:

    Once Chilcott is out you will be going to jail with Tony, Baldy.

    You were so far up his backside it was not true.

  131. 131
    EUHATER says:

    Impossible if an imam tried to say any such thing he’d be dragged outside ,strung up,and another fucking imam will take over , any body can call himself an imam if he has enough backing .

  132. 132
    Ah! wonder says:

    Did you mean ‘spits’ ?

  133. 133
    The Labour Party says:

    Our refusal to tell the truth about Iraqi WMDs caused a lot of hassle for the half a million people who died.

    Vote Labour.

  134. 134
    Anonymous says:

    Does that mean he is confused and very “missus-orientated”

  135. 135
    The Labour Party says:

    It was only half a million.

  136. 136
    Actually says:

    No, blame can be attributed to successive turds in number 10, the morons that are continually re-electing them, and the arch-parasite at Buck House who had total legal authority to stop the EU madness but chose to break her coronation vows instead.

  137. 137
    Morgan's Organ says:

    If Tony is so beautiful he must be bloody unlucky to have ended up with Cherie and Wendi

  138. 138
    Flying over the Westminster Village says:

    Seeing that Chinkie piece reminds me.

    Did anyone in Security get sacked for allowing that nutter into the room and throwing that custard pie into Murdoch’s face or is that another taxpayer cock up we are just forgetting about.

  139. 139
    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    She must be fucking desperate!!!

  140. 140
    BBC says:

    *claps hands*

  141. 141
    C.O.Jones says:

    The Italians certainly have the view that if you do not do what you are paid to do then its time you went to prison.

    Like these seismologists!


  142. 142
    Ex Beer Drinker and Womaniser says:

  143. 143
    BBC Newsnight says:


    We kept the false story about Andrew Mitchell going for months.


  144. 144

    Not even by accident, sir!

  145. 145
    Actually... says:

    People totally misunderstand muzzies, not surprising given the constant propaganda about how great they are.

    They will not reject violence, for the simple reason that view it ad a religious virtue. Christianss are routinely taught that murder is one of the most serious sins a man can commit, muslims are routinely taught, by example of their fake profet (I know how to spell, it’s the stupid mod bot) and their fake skriptures and leading muslim figure throughout the world, that it is a great and florious thing to slaughter the kafir, particularly if they are 4x2s.

    The only real way of opposing Izlam is militarily, obliterate it.

  146. 146
    Comrade Bob Crow says:

    Naaaaah. Fuk off, werz me Kaviar?

  147. 147
    Abdel from Tooting says:

    With all this talk about the Underground I thought I would share this with you.

    Just before Christmas my misses went to see her sister in Willesden. She likes to get to see her at least once a year but it is difficult to arrange what with her working as an auxiliary nurse for the NHS.

    Anyway when my misses came back she saw an enormous rat on the line in Hammersmith and she has not been back since.

    She reported the incident but I have a feeling not much has happened .

    It is all very well Bob Crow saying his members are striking for improved services and safety but what has he ever said or done about the rat population I would like to know.

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    Weird Ed says:

    Itth dithguthting that all of the poor people haven’t had their electrithity rethtored after latht nighth thtormth. Blah blah blah

    Thame old complathent Torieth, Blah blah

    Nthionalithe everything


  149. 149
    Tony likes the bamboo says:

    Sucky fucky only five dollar, me love you long time.

  150. 150
    geordieboy says:

    Apparently at school Blair was a grassing bastard.

  151. 151

    Time for a Deng Dong, innit!

  152. 152
    Gordon says:

    Nothing in the note about his rank halitosis, must be a fake.

  153. 153
    Blowing Donkey Whistles says:

    The thing Sally was sat on

  154. 154
    The most amusing claim ever says:

    The rest of the country couldn’t give a toss though. It’s not even a main story North of Watford.

  155. 155
    John Bellingham says:

    So that book “The Ghost” is not fiction at all?

  156. 156
    John Bellingham says:

    The Mongol invasions proved your point. The destruction of the central asian moslem kingdoms that included the execution of entire populations in particularly cruel ways, huge pyramids of severed heads and a calculated destruction of the means of survival worked pretty well.

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    Jack Dromey says:

    Lucky cow.

  159. 159
    Burt Kwouk says:

    Nummer 23.

  160. 160
    A certain ex-PM says:

    She was probably a long term Chinese “sleeper”. They must be very pleased with her efforts.

  161. 161
    broderick crawford says:

    His what ???

  162. 162
    When'd he dung? says:

    Me rove genocidal muvverfukka!

  163. 163
    A certain ex-PM says:

    = crowd of bollox ranting rsols

  164. 164
    Rightwinggit says:

    Me ruv you roooong time!

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    Ctesibius says:

    Just a thought but have the ‘best bits’ been redacted? The text as published is ‘“Oh, sh*t, oh, sh*t. Whatever why I’m so so missing Tony. Because he is so so charming and his clothes are so good. He has such good body and he has really really good legs Butt . . . And he is slim tall and good skin. Pierce blue eyes which I love. Love his eyes. Also I love his power on the stage . . . and what else and what else and what else . . . ”’.

    There seems to be some text missing where the ‘…’ is after the thinking about Mr. Bliar’s ‘really really good legs Butt’. Can anyone think what part of his anatomy Mrs. Murdoch’s thoughts might be moving on to after considering his ‘legs’ and his ‘butt’. Any suggestions?

  166. 166
    Thick brain dead striking railway vehicular operatives says:

    How very dare you call us rats!

  167. 167
    Anonymous says:

    Lady Hodge, nee Oppenheimer? Can’t be Frank Dobson, still clinging to his council flat?

  168. 168
    Anonymous says:

    Well, given her other choice of man was Rupert Murdoch, she clearly has a ‘type’.

    No need to apply if you’re decent, attractive, or normal.

  169. 169
    Anonymous says:


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    On merit not colour please otherwise its racist against non blacks says:

    Yeah let’s get more black people behind and in front of the lens. You never know as an added bonus one of two might even be able to actually do the fucking job as well.

  171. 171
    BBC breaking news unit says:

    Still wringing the last droplets out of it even now

  172. 172
    Anonymous says:

    Ah be kind it got retweet e all of errr twice

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    Labour probably also added says:

    And those were as a result of the last Tory government decisions

  174. 174
    Anonymous says:


    We don’t give a shit

  175. 175
    joekano76 says:

    Tony must be starting to GAS. His end nears.

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    pippakin says:

    Reblogged this on Political Pip Spit or Swallow its up to You and commented:
    Yes, yes Wendi if you say so but for most of us its the ‘What Else…’ that puts us right off. That and the balding head, the lying eyes and mouth, the pass the sick bucket spincerity

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    Er, it got comment of the day… :-)

  178. 178
    Wayne Kerr says:

    Iriot, is plonounce plawn clacker!

  179. 179
    Wayne Kerr says:

    She did, Blair instead of Ole Rupe. She should get her (Rupe’s) money back!

  180. 180
    Blind Pooh says:

    She did, been in for her money back now!

  181. 181
    Ned Ludd says:


  182. 182
    Ned Ludd says:

    Why change the habits of a lifetime? He’s never done a very good job.

  183. 183
    Ned Ludd says:

    and… seconded.

  184. 184
    One-eyed son of the manse says:

    I wonder if she felt the same way about the snot-gobbler.

  185. 185
    Anonymous says:

    Projectile vomiting at the thought of bliar at it with anyone.

  186. 186
    Biffo says:

    What? Drugged out of his mind?

  187. 187
    Biffo says:

    How many Iraqis – men, women & chldren have? Not to mention all the British personnel. Hopefully, he’ll be having a very hot afterlife.

  188. 188
    Biffo says:

    He was quite choosey though – they had to stand still long enough for him to catch them

  189. 189
    Biffo says:

    Hopefully he’ll do a King Canute & try & hold back the water – and f****** drown.

  190. 190
    Biffo says:

    If only!

  191. 191
    JH348324-03258 says:

    Arab was actually a white stuntman, who had practiced sword fighting for weeks.

    Harrison Ford didn’t feel like working on a sword fight that day, so he got to just shoot him instead.

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    Tapper says:

    She doesn’t mention that part of the anatomy. Presumably that belongs to his male friends still.

  193. 193
    random punter says:

    Which kid was he (god)father to?

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    Poor Cheri, cuckolded and humiliated by Tony says:

    He’s not worth it. Get your own back Cheri, blow the whistle on him, then leave him!

  195. 195
    Anonymous says:

    A bit of a Deng Dong.

  196. 196
    ConfusedofCroydon says:

    I heard a rumour that he might have stayed at Bob Crow’s council house?
    Isn’t he a friend of that Galloway chap? I get so confused sometimes.
    President of the EU or our next prime minister? I get the hots for that chap Mendelson. Didn’t he use to write arias for that woman who went about with that Greek ‘bloke? The one who had all the boats. Oh bollox.

  197. 197
    Bob says:

    Hewwo Toni u gith mei saw bottee hawen u du mi in da wong un, go bak 2 boiz

  198. 198
    Bob says:

    Sally liked spit and slapping, probably into A2M as well

  199. 199
    Jim peters says:

    butt – in every other respect he’s a lying pain in the arse.

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