February 5th, 2014

WATCH: Bercow Flips Out


  1. 1
    M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

    Is it coz he’s not black?

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    cherie blair says:

    If I was married to a whore I would be troubled,Tony put that fuckin Chink down!

  4. 4
    The Last Quango says:

    I thought it very insensitive for Ed Miliband to go on about women trouble for the session.

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    Cuckold Watch says:

    Bercow is a disgrace.

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    Anonymous says:

    Suspect it had more to do with Mrs Bercow than Mr Gove.

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    Anonymous says:

    Outrageous! Just as I thought proceedings in the Commons couldn’t get any lower he sets a new low. I suspect Mr Speaker needs to get therapy.

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    Mouse playing says:

    Bet she was being knobbed at midday when she knew the house was free.

  10. 10

    …and not getting any bedtime satisfaction: if ever he did of course.

  11. 11

    I’d suggest corporal punishment might be more effective than writing lines, but somehow, I think that might make matters worse…

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    Faker says:

    He’s no Leonard Sachs.

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    Anonymous says:

    You need a big character to be speaker.

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    Nemesis says:

    The whole fucking lot of them should go back to school.

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    M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

    Quite good material but delivery was atrocious; Bercow will never make a good standup, especially if he can’t handle a hostile audience.

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    Furniture fits says:

    Speakers chair literally too big.

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    bring back Asylums says:

    Where did he get that tie ?

  18. 18
    average joanna says:

    Bercow can find an incorrigible delinquent
    much closer to home.

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    Did sally Drop something? says:

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    Charlie Chaplin says:

    He’s not even funny.

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    Will the World of Finance please help me says:

    A Christmas gift from his mother in law.

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    Anonymous says:

    Yep…she should write out a thousand times “I should behave myself when my husband is away working in the HoC”

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    Xavier Onassis says:

    Anything to divert media attention from his ‘lovely’ wife’s antics!

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    Back Alley Sally says:

    I need stimulating at lunchtime.
    I’m a very excitable individual.

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    Taking sides says:

    Needs to reconnect with his masculine side.

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    Cider with Rosie says:

    Has Chris Smith been sacked yet?

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    Tony nice Butt (love you long time W) says:

    Look, I’m just ah rearranging the um China on the mantlepiece.

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    Anonymous says:

    How do you know when he’s standing up?

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    Bristol is sinking says:

    Who is this woman Prime Minister Cameron is going on about ?

    I wish he could calm down a bit at times.

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    Casual Observer 6 says:

    Bercow is a wanker.

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    Kicking up a fuss says:

    Wearing size 4 clarkes is a clear no no to booting out.

  32. 32
    Floods of Tears says:

    Has Dave finished with Chris Smith then?

  33. 33
    Truthteller says:

    Hi Ho!!!!

  34. 34
    A cheeky scouser says:

    No but someone has just been arrested for sticking a pitch fork up his bottom.

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    was it something I said? says:

    I used to do school debates that were similarly rowdy. Imagine my embarrassment when, at university I went to the HoP to watch a debate (in the days before it was televised). I cringed at the memory of my 15/16 year-old self barracking and cat-calling and yet here were our elected representatives, men and women, fully twenty or thirty years older on average behaving exactly the same way.

    There and then I knew that our elected representatives were nothing but kids.

    By contrast the HoL was dignified.

    Although I’m lead to believe that with Labour getting rid of the hereditries and stuffing it with chimpanzees like Prescott it is now little better than the HoC.

    Utter fucking scum the lot of them.

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    Man(?) about the house says:

    If he is there to lay down the law?

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    The most amusing claim ever says:

    He better not be else the BBC and Guardian will be launching a campaign to re-instate him…the “sacking” of two Labour New Labourites in a week is sure to send both into total frenzy

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    High Dudgeon says:

    For a moment you feel sorry for him, finding his wife in a clinch with another man on the front page of a newspaper.

    Then 0.51 seconds later you realise it’s John Bercow, a self-regarding little toad who rivals Michael Martin for the crown of most incompetent speaker ever.

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    Sally Bercow says:

    Just how does one get enriched around here?

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    Anon says:

    It’s a feckin episode of BlackAdder!

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    Terminator says:

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    David Bowie says:

    Oh baby, just you shut your mouth.

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    Mrs B says:

    I must not snog strange men
    I must not snog strange men
    I must not snog strange men
    I must not snog strange men
    I must not snog strange men
    I must not snog strange men
    I must not snog strange men
    I must not snog strange men
    I must not snog strange men
    I must not snog strange men
    I must not snog strange men
    I must not snog strange men

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    Big Bad John says:

    To be honest I’m glad when she goes out at night.
    That fishy smell dies away.

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    Thrill Seeker says:

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    Mrs Bercow says:

    Yes John.

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    Is this Jack Dromey? says:

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    Halfords says:

    He releases the booster seat buckle.

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    Anonymous says:

    By contrast the HoL was dignified.

    That is sleeping not dignified behaviour

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    Calm down, dear.

  52. 52
    cherie blair says:

    No the wonder Eagle is a c u n t muncher what man in his right mind would want to shat=g that piece of shit.

  53. 53
    Eileen Vorwad says:

    Given the choice between squeaky micro-speaker or hefty polished black rod, which would you choose?

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    Anonymous says:

    he needs to get theP45

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    Sally Bercow says:


    Elizabeth Hurley had year long affair with President Clinton – flying to White House for secret sex http://bit.ly/1bqCO1r

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    Bristle says:

    Oy avent urd a cuckold yet this yer.

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    Its the way I tell em says:

    Whats the difference between Labour and Conservative? ones shyte the other ones shit.

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    Fish says:

    + 1000

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    Geoffo Bloomo says:

    I know what I’d call Sally, and so do all of you, and it wouldn’t be because of the state of the floor behind her fridge.


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    M102 says:

    Is there any truth in the rumour that John Bercow walked into Sally this morning and got a nasty crack on the head?

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    abolish the Environment Agency says:

    Every quango or public body run by ex Labourites
    wastes public money and is totally useless.

    Has Chris Smith been to the West Country yet?

  62. 62
    Tammy says:

    He needs to get a D. I. V. O. R. C. E.

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    Fuck the EU says:

    So while speakers wife is being banged left right and center, we are still paying money into the EU and allowing more East European criminals into the country.

    Time for some real change – this picture is beginning to get boring now.

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Oh Dear!, somebody mentioned Leonard Sachs.

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    Its the way I tell em says:

    Who cares she is just another fuckin whore,couldnt act her way out of a paper bag.If I was married to Hilary Clinton I would fuck Hurley.

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    Fish says:

    As told by her former boyfriend….Tom Sizemore(?). Sizemore? Is that his real name or a made-up, porn actor, one ?

    It’s just not fair. Perhaps old Berkers needs to change his name by deed pole. Then he could be Mr Speaker Sizemore.

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    Ned Ludd says:

    An ugly old slapper called Sally
    With black men got very pally
    Till a feller called Leroy
    Showed her his big toy
    And shoved it right up her alley.

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    Jack Dromedary says:

    I must snog strange men with big black cocks
    I must snog strange men with big black cocks
    I must snog strange men with big black cocks
    I must snog strange men with big black cocks
    I must snog strange men with big black cocks
    I must snog strange men with big black cocks
    I must snog strange men with big black cocks
    I must snog strange men with big black cocks

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    altruism in industry says:

    all the cuckoos are in Ireland, every telegraph post has one and the little bird also following it around, that must be mum, sometimes Nature can be very cruel.

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    Elvis says:

    Perhaps he’s fed up with sloppy seconds.

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    Rightwinggit says:

    Does Bercow smoke?
    If he does, with a bit of luck, he might fall off the end of a King Size and break his neck.

    Better still, if he reads this, he might have an embolism when he sees the words “King Size”…

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    Rhys ap Kev says:

    That was flipping out? Hmm, whatevs

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    walking into darkness says:

    not sure Bercow could belittle anyone, only be little himself

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    Nick Clegg says:

    It’s time to dump the EU protection racket: http://youtu.be/7LiOv5BCPsc?

    Get Britain out !!

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    Big Bill Clinton says:

    See…I told you I did not have sex with that woman.

    I was having sex with THIS woman.

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    10 inch BBC says:

    LOL :)

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    altruism in industry says:

    I am so not liking that Bill, how can one guy be so brazenly successful ?

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    Wait - what! says:

    Maybe it’s because he saw Gove with a copy of the Sun.

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    Bill Quango MP/5 says:

    Did she get a cigar?

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    The Army Game says:

    Don’t think black rod was that big in the showers on exercise in BAOR

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    The wrath of God says:

    I thought only naval types got up to that sort of thing.

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    Psyche the Dog says:

    Good on the little fella, I think Gove is beginning have delusions of being PM, even Dave gave up and sat down shaking his his head. Has Gove been drinking or something, the way Dave was smirking and shaking his head as he sat down, speaks loads. Considering what has been apparently happening in family matters, it is no wonder he is a bit touchy.

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    Leroy says:

    She got awesome babylons, mon!

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    Casual Observer 6 says:

    Or he didn’t read the Mail.

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    The Dutch Ambassador says:

    You dump when I tell you to dump.

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    The wrath of God says:

    She was working with the BBC, fnaar fnaar.

    For the benefit of Messrs Sue, Grabbite and Runne may I point out that I am, of course, talking abot the TV types.

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    I had her before.

    She was rubbish.

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    Sally, pride of our alley says:

    Depends who one is sleeping with.

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    Disloyalty Inc says:

    As Members of HM Opposition we totally support Mr Bercow in his principled attack against this evil government

    Signed D Laws, V Cable, D Alexander, N Clegg etc etc

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    haddock says:

    it was nothing to do with Gove’s behaviour.. just an excuse for the shortarse to grandstand and make a feeble joke.

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    Little Weed says:

    I’m sure he smokes……something

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    Rightallalong says:

    I bet the ‘1000 lines’ joke was not off the cuff. He had probably been rehearsing it for days.

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    Psyche the Dog says:

    The HoC has got very roudy of late, it is about time he put his foot down to keep order, it might not be very large, but they’re beautifully formed. A well placed shoe should quieten the roudiest MP or minister.

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    Mo, pal of Jesus says:

    Can we not find her a burka to wear?

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    Sunderland is a Labour ghetto thats why it shit says:

    This woman Bercow has used the media relentlessly over the past five years for her own self promotion and financial reward bringing the Office of Speaker of the HOC into disrepute.She is now whingeing on about being treated unfairly,if Hacked Off ever get their way we would have heard nothing about her appalling behaviour.After Martin who presided over one of the biggest financial scandals of the past 50 years we now have a cuckhold,partisan and arrogant,time to get rid.

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    Septic gash, I had heard.

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    Strap-on Sally says:

    ‘Ere! That’s for my pussy!

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    Principled says:

    You might not like him but Gove is one of the best Ministers around right now

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    geordieboy says:

    The only reason the HoL seems dignified is because most of them are fucking deaf or asleep.

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    Silly - Buried in a Y shaped coffin - Bercow says:

    That’s my little boy on the telly!

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    non taxable pikey says:

    Says bugger all for the rest of them. All things are relative.

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    geordieboy says:

    When I said I did not have sex with that woman I was pointing to Madeline Albright.

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    Psyche the Dog says:

    Well at least none of them have tried to pull a gun on an opposing member, occasionally thrown punches, yes, but guns, no.

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    geordieboy says:

    Apparently Sally has a nasty crack in her crotch.

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    non taxable pikey says:


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    Persona non grata says:

    There will be an independent Britain sooner than anybody thinks. Amen to that.

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    P. Fondlebum says:

    I took Sally up the alley!

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    Sally Berns-Cowal says:

    Take thou no scorn to wear the horn;
    It was a crest ere thou wast born:
    Thy father’s father wore it,
    And thy father bore it:
    The horn, the horn, the lusty horn
    Is not a thing to laugh to scorn.

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    Kirca says:

    Was that before or after you took me?

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    Hoddy says:

    The beef ……….. and prefers the meat slightly darker !

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    Rickytshirt says:

    He’s quickly becoming a parody of himself.

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    David Cameron says:

    He’s not Happy !

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    Dwarf by a Thousand Cocks says:

    He should have been cuffing ‘er indoors.

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    Anonymous says:

    Gove – savaged by a garden gnome…hahaha

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    Mark Wouters says:

    Sovietsalami63 here ,
    AMRITSAR came from British government via ,JOHN KEITH ROOME.

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    Burcow Boxing the Clown says:

    Clit like an Everlast speed bag.

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    You're too big to fit in here says:

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    Small men have all the fun says:

    No it was a clit around the ears and a flap across the face.

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    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    Come on Buckingham Tory Constituency Party deselect this odious little man and get rid of his appalling wife at one go. Your would gain hugely from doing so.

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    Anonymous says:

    This comment has been deleted by the administrator.
    Well I suppose I can always change my aligence to Labour its no loss to me

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    Anonymous says:

    Ask Jack Dromney

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    Hungry Hippocrite says:

    Which one of the dwarves is he then?

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    HE Pres. Ali Bongo of WaBongo says:

    Plenty of negros around who would s-h-a-g a handicapped pig if the price was right or nothing else available–ask Madame Berkowitz.

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    Eamonn O'Diat says:

    Bercow needs to get off his (not very) high horse…


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    You do wonder about these so called politicians, like this geezer getting hoarse and behaving very pratt-like. His jokes have got whiskers on them.

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    Libertie(s) says:

    Give the poor guy a break

    It must be hell sitting up there wondering what gutter your wife is lying in and who with and who is looking after the children

    poor man

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    broderick crawford says:

    Is that iron boot wiper at the door of number ten required to remain in situ for as long as dave is the occupier so he may wipe the sod from his wellingtons when he comes in from the cotswolds if a monday morning ??

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    broderick crawford says:

    i see the eagle appears to be wearing a ring on her right talon .

    Is she married ??

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    broderick crawford says:

    On Ilkley Moor bar prat

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    Gin O Clock says:

    Is he grumpy or just the poison dwarf, why doesn’t someone tell him to fuck off as the useless twat he is, oh and when did you fuck your wife on your own?.

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    Big D says:

    The speaker has finally flipped and is now ready to be taken away by the men in white overalls .
    Lets hope they take the other half at the same time.
    Can you imagine the hoots of laughter from the Gove household tonight as they chat over the days happenings.
    Like being savaged by a bad tempered baby comes to mind on watching the video.

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    Foxie says:

    The sad an shocking thing about Sally Bercow, the mother of three young children, who lives in a grace and favour flat at one of the best addresses in the country is it’s not enough.

    There are so many other useful things she could do with her time… look after her kids, help people less fortunate than herself, take up some creative hobby, even campaign for her beloved Labour party…

    But she’s so limited and pig ignorant she thinks it’s actually OK and probably quite normal to go to a nightclub midday, get pissed and sit in some bloke’s lap with her legs apart. She’s not even courting publicity, she’s just out of control and out of ideas.

    If it were anyone else the Social Services would be all over her and her family like a rash.

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    Foxie says:

    They wouldn’t have to be just big, for Sally they’d have to be the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

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    An Eagle Sista says:

    Stop this Hurley Burley immediately — it’s sexist!

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    Vote UKIP says:

    Vote UKIP!

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