February 5th, 2014

WATCH: Bercow Flips Out

Something seemed to be troubling the Speaker at PMQs today. He boiled over during one exchange, completely losing it with Michael Gove. And to think the Education Secretary’s better half Sarah Vine was so nice about Sally in the Mail this morning…

Via @liarpoliticians


  1. 1
    M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

    Is it coz he’s not black?


  2. 2
    M102 says:



    • 73
      walking into darkness says:

      not sure Bercow could belittle anyone, only be little himself


    • 82
      Psyche the Dog says:

      Good on the little fella, I think Gove is beginning have delusions of being PM, even Dave gave up and sat down shaking his his head. Has Gove been drinking or something, the way Dave was smirking and shaking his head as he sat down, speaks loads. Considering what has been apparently happening in family matters, it is no wonder he is a bit touchy.


  3. 3
    cherie blair says:

    If I was married to a whore I would be troubled,Tony put that fuckin Chink down!


  4. 4
    The Last Quango says:

    I thought it very insensitive for Ed Miliband to go on about women trouble for the session.


  5. 5
    Cuckold Watch says:

    Bercow is a disgrace.


  6. 6
    Anonymous says:

    Suspect it had more to do with Mrs Bercow than Mr Gove.


    • 22
      Anonymous says:

      Yep…she should write out a thousand times “I should behave myself when my husband is away working in the HoC”


      • 86
        The wrath of God says:

        She was working with the BBC, fnaar fnaar.

        For the benefit of Messrs Sue, Grabbite and Runne may I point out that I am, of course, talking abot the TV types.


    • 93
      Psyche the Dog says:

      The HoC has got very roudy of late, it is about time he put his foot down to keep order, it might not be very large, but they’re beautifully formed. A well placed shoe should quieten the roudiest MP or minister.


  7. 8
    Anonymous says:

    Outrageous! Just as I thought proceedings in the Commons couldn’t get any lower he sets a new low. I suspect Mr Speaker needs to get therapy.


  8. 9
    Mouse playing says:

    Bet she was being knobbed at midday when she knew the house was free.


  9. 11

    I’d suggest corporal punishment might be more effective than writing lines, but somehow, I think that might make matters worse…


  10. 12
    Faker says:

    He’s no Leonard Sachs.


  11. 14
    Nemesis says:

    The whole fucking lot of them should go back to school.


    • 35
      was it something I said? says:

      I used to do school debates that were similarly rowdy. Imagine my embarrassment when, at university I went to the HoP to watch a debate (in the days before it was televised). I cringed at the memory of my 15/16 year-old self barracking and cat-calling and yet here were our elected representatives, men and women, fully twenty or thirty years older on average behaving exactly the same way.

      There and then I knew that our elected representatives were nothing but kids.

      By contrast the HoL was dignified.

      Although I’m lead to believe that with Labour getting rid of the hereditries and stuffing it with chimpanzees like Prescott it is now little better than the HoC.

      Utter fucking scum the lot of them.


    • 103
      Psyche the Dog says:

      Well at least none of them have tried to pull a gun on an opposing member, occasionally thrown punches, yes, but guns, no.


  12. 15
    M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

    Quite good material but delivery was atrocious; Bercow will never make a good standup, especially if he can’t handle a hostile audience.


  13. 17
    bring back Asylums says:

    Where did he get that tie ?


  14. 18
    average joanna says:

    Bercow can find an incorrigible delinquent
    much closer to home.


  15. 20
    Charlie Chaplin says:

    He’s not even funny.


  16. 23
    Xavier Onassis says:

    Anything to divert media attention from his ‘lovely’ wife’s antics!


    • 132
      Foxie says:

      The sad an shocking thing about Sally Bercow, the mother of three young children, who lives in a grace and favour flat at one of the best addresses in the country is it’s not enough.

      There are so many other useful things she could do with her time… look after her kids, help people less fortunate than herself, take up some creative hobby, even campaign for her beloved Labour party…

      But she’s so limited and pig ignorant she thinks it’s actually OK and probably quite normal to go to a nightclub midday, get pissed and sit in some bloke’s lap with her legs apart. She’s not even courting publicity, she’s just out of control and out of ideas.

      If it were anyone else the Social Services would be all over her and her family like a rash.


  17. 26
    Cider with Rosie says:

    Has Chris Smith been sacked yet?


    • 34
      A cheeky scouser says:

      No but someone has just been arrested for sticking a pitch fork up his bottom.


    • 37
      The most amusing claim ever says:

      He better not be else the BBC and Guardian will be launching a campaign to re-instate him…the “sacking” of two Labour New Labourites in a week is sure to send both into total frenzy


      • 61
        abolish the Environment Agency says:

        Every quango or public body run by ex Labourites
        wastes public money and is totally useless.

        Has Chris Smith been to the West Country yet?


  18. 30
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    Bercow is a wanker.


  19. 33
    Truthteller says:

    Hi Ho!!!!


  20. 38
    High Dudgeon says:

    For a moment you feel sorry for him, finding his wife in a clinch with another man on the front page of a newspaper.

    Then 0.51 seconds later you realise it’s John Bercow, a self-regarding little toad who rivals Michael Martin for the crown of most incompetent speaker ever.


  21. 39
    Sally Bercow says:

    Just how does one get enriched around here?


  22. 40
    Anon says:

    It’s a feckin episode of BlackAdder!


  23. 41
    Terminator says:


  24. 43
    Mrs B says:

    I must not snog strange men
    I must not snog strange men
    I must not snog strange men
    I must not snog strange men
    I must not snog strange men
    I must not snog strange men
    I must not snog strange men
    I must not snog strange men
    I must not snog strange men
    I must not snog strange men
    I must not snog strange men
    I must not snog strange men


    • 58
      Fish says:

      + 1000


      • 68
        Jack Dromedary says:

        I must snog strange men with big black cocks
        I must snog strange men with big black cocks
        I must snog strange men with big black cocks
        I must snog strange men with big black cocks
        I must snog strange men with big black cocks
        I must snog strange men with big black cocks
        I must snog strange men with big black cocks
        I must snog strange men with big black cocks


    • 129
      broderick crawford says:

      On Ilkley Moor bar prat


  25. 44
    Big Bad John says:

    To be honest I’m glad when she goes out at night.
    That fishy smell dies away.


  26. 45
    For John says:


  27. 48
    Is this Jack Dromey? says:


  28. 55
    Sally Bercow says:


    Elizabeth Hurley had year long affair with President Clinton – flying to White House for secret sex http://bit.ly/1bqCO1r


  29. 57
    Its the way I tell em says:

    Whats the difference between Labour and Conservative? ones shyte the other ones shit.


  30. 60
    M102 says:

    Is there any truth in the rumour that John Bercow walked into Sally this morning and got a nasty crack on the head?


  31. 63
    Fuck the EU says:

    So while speakers wife is being banged left right and center, we are still paying money into the EU and allowing more East European criminals into the country.

    Time for some real change – this picture is beginning to get boring now.


  32. 64
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Oh Dear!, somebody mentioned Leonard Sachs.


  33. 67
    Ned Ludd says:

    An ugly old slapper called Sally
    With black men got very pally
    Till a feller called Leroy
    Showed her his big toy
    And shoved it right up her alley.


  34. 72
    Rhys ap Kev says:

    That was flipping out? Hmm, whatevs


  35. 74
    Nick Clegg says:

    It’s time to dump the EU protection racket: http://youtu.be/7LiOv5BCPsc?

    Get Britain out !!


  36. 78
    Wait - what! says:

    Maybe it’s because he saw Gove with a copy of the Sun.


  37. 92
    Rightallalong says:

    I bet the ‘1000 lines’ joke was not off the cuff. He had probably been rehearsing it for days.


  38. 95
    Sunderland is a Labour ghetto thats why it shit says:

    This woman Bercow has used the media relentlessly over the past five years for her own self promotion and financial reward bringing the Office of Speaker of the HOC into disrepute.She is now whingeing on about being treated unfairly,if Hacked Off ever get their way we would have heard nothing about her appalling behaviour.After Martin who presided over one of the biggest financial scandals of the past 50 years we now have a cuckhold,partisan and arrogant,time to get rid.


  39. 100
    Silly - Buried in a Y shaped coffin - Bercow says:

    That’s my little boy on the telly!


  40. 107
    P. Fondlebum says:

    I took Sally up the alley!


  41. 108
    Sally Berns-Cowal says:

    Take thou no scorn to wear the horn;
    It was a crest ere thou wast born:
    Thy father’s father wore it,
    And thy father bore it:
    The horn, the horn, the lusty horn
    Is not a thing to laugh to scorn.


  42. 109
    Kirca says:

    Was that before or after you took me?


  43. 111
    Rickytshirt says:

    He’s quickly becoming a parody of himself.


  44. 114
    Anonymous says:

    Gove – savaged by a garden gnome…hahaha


  45. 115
    Mark Wouters says:

    Sovietsalami63 here ,
    AMRITSAR came from British government via ,JOHN KEITH ROOME.


  46. 116
    Burcow Boxing the Clown says:

    Clit like an Everlast speed bag.


  47. 117
    You're too big to fit in here says:


  48. 125

    You do wonder about these so called politicians, like this geezer getting hoarse and behaving very pratt-like. His jokes have got whiskers on them.


  49. 126
    Libertie(s) says:

    Give the poor guy a break

    It must be hell sitting up there wondering what gutter your wife is lying in and who with and who is looking after the children

    poor man


  50. 131
    Big D says:

    The speaker has finally flipped and is now ready to be taken away by the men in white overalls .
    Lets hope they take the other half at the same time.
    Can you imagine the hoots of laughter from the Gove household tonight as they chat over the days happenings.
    Like being savaged by a bad tempered baby comes to mind on watching the video.


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