February 5th, 2014

Another Political Appointee Stuffed in by the Tories

Another day and another government job stuffed with a political appointee. Yes,  those evil Tories are at it again, installing former Labour spinner Tom Kelly as the new non-executive director at the Department of Energy and Climate Change. A position Kelly can add to his public body-filled CV alongside Financial Services Authority comms chief and head of PR at Network Rail. Not to mention his career highlight of describing weapons inspector Dr David Kelly as a “Walter Mitty” character during his tenure at Number 10. The struggle takes many forms!


  1. 1
    Ah! wonder says:

    Who lives in a face like that?
    Over to you David

  2. 2
    Lord Stansted says:

    He looks a Hunt.

  3. 3
    Non tv licence taxpayer says:

    It is not the political appointee who is stuffed – it’s US the great British public.

  4. 4
    Tin foil top hat says:

    I hate the conservatives. Not as much as Labour, but still…


  5. 5
    On Channel 5 last night says:

    I like older women, yes, but coffin dodgers, no.

  6. 6
    Anonymous says:

    Compensation prize?

  7. 7
    Vote UKIP to stop immigration...with a convicted foreign criminal who asked for political asylum says:

  8. 8
    Ah! See says:

    The Church could do with a few spinners.

    A U.N. human rights committee has denounced the Vatican for adopting policies that allowed priests to r4pe and molest tens of thousands of children, and urged it to open its files on the p3dophiles and the churchmen who concealed their crimes.

    In a devastating report Wednesday, the U.N. committee also severely criticized the Holy See for its attitudes toward homosexuality, contraception and ab0rtion and urged it to review its policies to ensure children’s rights and their access to health care.

    The committee issued its recommendations after subjecting the Holy See to a daylong interrogation last month on its implementation of the U.N. Convention on the Rights of the Child, the main international treaty ensuring children’s rights.

  9. 9
    Comments on says:

    Boy, six, who was suspended from school after taking a packet of Mini Cheddars in his lunchbox is now EXPELLED for his sausage roll and scotch egg habit ;)

    Open forum on this one

  10. 10
    The Eagle Sistas says:

    It’s not the politics that we’re bothered about…THAT MAN HAS GOT A PENIS.

  11. 11
    Taxpayer says:

    What a waste of public money.

  12. 12
    Privatise the BBC says:

    There are many Pakistani nationals with ‘interesting’ pasts in the UK at the moment. Funny how the BBC are only interested in those that support UKIP.

  13. 13
    Bert Birt says:

    Can’t wait for the UN to denounce the Religion of Piss on it’s stances re hanging homos, stoning adulterous women, female genital mutilation and other everyday matters of Huntry folk.

  14. 14
    Joyce Thacker says:

    Are the parents UKIP?

  15. 15
    cupertino says:

    But he is not a woman!

  16. 16
    The Other Eagle Sista says:

    Yeah. Do your death pointy thing at him Ang.

  17. 17

    Department of Energy and Climate Change?

    It’s not as if he can kill anyone there, is it?

    Oh! Hold on…

  18. 18
    Hugh Manatee says:

    Good. The more kids that get expelled for not following basic school rules, the less dopey parents go sniveling to the Daily Mail.

  19. 19
    One can smell the Tories' fear says:

    Doesn’t it say “Ex-UKIP” at the top of that?

  20. 20
    The BBC says:

    And he’s hideously white.

  21. 21
    Anonymous says:

    Wonder if any taxpayers money or charities are funding this common purpose marxist filth?

    The BBC were pushing this lot earlier,no surprise.


  22. 22
    Owen Jones says:

    But those aspects of Islam are part of its rich cultural heritage which we should all embrace and celebrate.

  23. 23
    Posh says:

    Seems like he’s trying to get a Beckham lunchbox to me.

  24. 24
    Big Bill Clinton says:

    When a new President goes into the White House all the political appointments of the previous administration leave.

    No one stays behind. No new administration wants insurgency fighters to snipe from open microphones or plant ‘whining’ letter bombs in newspapers.

    The old mob are out and the new mob are in.
    Dave should have rounded the labour traitors up day 1 and shipped them to Millionairbands offices and told them to find work there.

  25. 25
    Mullah Lite says:

    Thank you for your kind words little bumboy.
    In gratitude we shall ensure you are stoned to death last.

  26. 26
    Post hoc says:

    …..sounds a perfect fit for a dysfunctional department.

    BRING BACK PIETERSEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  27. 27
    Never trust a carrot top says:

    Well he is a ginger.

  28. 28

    Quite right! They should have put him straight in the crusher.

  29. 29
    Doctor Nookie says:

    Tell me, did you ever lose you job or face disciplinary action for removing children from their parents without any cause?

  30. 30
    Dave us a clueless little twunt says:


  31. 31
    Sally Barecow says:

    I’m quite sore this morning.

  32. 32
    was it something I said? says:

    Haven’t you heard? Our civil service is politically impartial and the envy of the world. The BBC said so.

  33. 33
    Tommy Atkins says:

    99 years ago my country asked me to fight for Britain.
    So I did. And so did everyone else. And it was a horrific sacrifice.

    But today I can’t find that country anywhere.
    What happened to it?

  34. 34
    Sally Berns-Cowal says:

    I would like to see more Diversity stuffed in me.

  35. 35
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    They’ve done the kid a favor.

    The child will learn more away from the useless school, but has just had a very good lesson in why voting UKIP is a good idea.

  36. 36

    Stuffed in?

    Is he another Tory homosexualist?

  37. 37
    Big Bill Clinton says:

    Not the pen pushers! Those useless administrators stay. Those assholes have to.

    I’m talking about the head of some useless charity or think tank that the former commander in chief gave a job to in return for their vote or a contribution or a ride on their wife.

    Those guys get the bum’s rush.
    Clear the filth out. If no other reason than to sell a whole load of favours to a load of new rattlesnakes.

    Its basic politics. You think Milimong is going to leave anyone except Chris Patten in place in 2015? He’s got union and party people who promised big and need jobs and status on Uncle Sam’s payroll.

  38. 38
    Lord Stansted says:

    UKIP could well be a bunch of idiots and corrupt too. I don’t care, I’m voting for them. They can’t be any worse than the lot we have now. Voting UKIP is the only way left to register disgust for the corrupt, PR-wanking, thieving, hypocritical bastards than constitute the political class of this country.

  39. 39
    dai fecating says:

    where PR = Per Rectum

  40. 40
    the pantomime hearse says:

    its behind you!

  41. 41
    Man from the street says:

    “sure, it was to white middle class men,”

    Oh my.

  42. 42
    EUHATER says:

    Just who do these statist arseholes think they are, it is no business of anybody but the boys mother what goes into his lunchbox.
    Some blame must be accepted by the parents for not making this clear in the first place and they should have expressly forbidden these interfering twats from looking into their children’s lunches ,the confiscation of any legal item is theft.

  43. 43
    Lord Stansted says:

    :) :0 :)

  44. 44
    1970 Ed says:

    More fool you.
    You should have stayed home on strike with the dockers.

  45. 45
    Last Post says:

    I’m sorry, Tommy, it died in the trenches with the rest of you.

  46. 46
    David Cameron says:

    PR man who committed giant faux pas (re the weapons inspector) continues in public office.

    Now who does that remind me of ?

  47. 47
    S'ally B'ercow says:

    I agree, the lunchbox is very important.

  48. 48
    Hohoho says:

    Hugh won’t be happy.

  49. 49
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:


  50. 50
    was it something I said? says:

    And the miners.

  51. 51
    EUHATER says:

    How did this Foreign criminal get into the country in the first place ,we should ask MILIBAND ,CAMERON AND CLEGG!

  52. 52
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    But David Cameron didn’t do that as he is a totally useless c’unt.

    As evidenced today at PMQ’s for the most part.

    He still has about 2 hours left in the public sector extended work day to justify his salary. Going off to ask the army to do the Environment Agencies job is not going to cut it.

  53. 53
    EUHATER says:

    This is no joking matter!

  54. 54
    Sharon Shoesmith says:

    Did she hell as like.

  55. 55
    Martial says:

    Because Naevia breathes painfully,
    and has a severe cough,
    and often sputters out saliva on your breast,
    do you imagine,
    Bithynicus, that your fortune is already made?
    You are mistaken;
    Naevia is flirting,
    not dying.

  56. 56
    (I've been renamed) DA-Notice says:

    When I first read this I saw Financial Services Authority commis chef.

  57. 57
    SavileRow says:


    so have all this years F1 cars. I expect Germaine Greer at the race track any day now.

  58. 58
    Fearnley-Whittingstall says:

    I really couldn’t care less.

  59. 59
    SavileRow says:

    wrong war duckie.

    The tank obsoleted trenches..

  60. 60
    Squeaker Bercow says:

    What has any of this got to do with my being the most ridiculous cuckold in the Western world?

  61. 61

    Who appoints these people? Name the idiot.

  62. 62
    The Public Good says:

    And why hasn’t he been deported?

  63. 63
    Village Idiot says:

    …Should have had the slipper and the cane,….never did me any harm…mwha…haa ….ha???????????

  64. 64
    A Humble Suggestion says:

    Parents whose children are expelled from school should have their child benefits suspended for a year.

  65. 65
    Anonymous says:

    Why didn’t the Tories find out about his past instead of leaving it to UKIP, he had served his time in the UK

  66. 66
    Vote Tory get Labour says:

    Now you see it’s true.

  67. 67
    Blackballed says:

    Once you go midget
    you’re destined to fidget

  68. 68
    Anonymous says:

    Do you trust this man suckers

  69. 69
    Vote Tory get Labour says:

    He’s a Tory

  70. 70
    Winston says:

    The Tories knew about his past and then leaked it to the BBC to slander UKIP. Both the BBC and the Tories failed to tell us that he then re-joined the Conservative Party.

  71. 71
    Doh says:

    WTF are you on about?

  72. 72
    150k + class says:

    Poisoning is not his forfeit. Drowning? No law against that from climate induced piss downs.

  73. 73
    Wendi says:

    Whatever why I’m so so missing Tony. Because he is so so charming and his clothes are so good. He has such good body and he has really really good legs Butt… And he is slim tall and good skin. Pierce blue eyes which I love. Love his eyes. Also I love his power on the stage… and what else and what else and what else…

    I do so hope that this doesn’t tear the Blair household apart. One only wants the best for Tony …. like fook.

  74. 74
    BBC computer says:

    System Failure.

    Memory loss and corrupt disc. Turn off after collecting huge pay-off.

  75. 75
    EUHATER says:

    All religion is the same, a mixture a sinister pederasts or stark raving barking mad lunatics who believe in medieval fairy stories!

  76. 76
    The BBC says:

    Hope the UN don’t come looking over here.

  77. 77
    Alex's Almond says:

    Those Scotch eggs are racist, no wonder the little terrorist was expelled.
    Vote UKIP & often.

  78. 78
    Thor says:

    I’m tho thor I cant pith sthtwait

  79. 79
    Thor says:

    “What else, what else” – probably his “wirrey”

  80. 80
    NE Frontiersman says:

    Secretary: Mr President, an applicant has written saying that, now the Post-Master General has sadly died in office, could he possibly take his place?

    Abe Lincoln: If it’s fine with the undertaker, it’s fine with me.

  81. 81
    Mong says:


  82. 82
    NE Frontiersman says:

    But sending Chris Smith and the EA to Afghanistan could be quite a good wheeze.

  83. 83
    Ride a cock horse etc says:

    You forgot your thaddle, thilly!

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