February 5th, 2014

Aidan Burley Throws in the Towel – Statement

Aidan Burley has announced he is quitting:

“It was a wonderful surprise to win the seat of Cannock Chase in May 2010 with the biggest swing in the country and it has been a huge privilege to represent the people of Cannock Chase in Parliament over the past four years. I am grateful to all those who voted for me and supported our campaign which led to our famous victory, winning a seat which had been held by Labour for 18 years. In particular I would like to thank my Agent Ian Collard, without whom none of this would have been possible, and who has been my rock of support since being selected as the Conservative Candidate in July 2008.

I am proud to have been able to deliver many positive things for our area since our election success, including spearheading the campaign to save Cannock Chase Hospital from the administrators axe, running four local Jobs Fayres to help get people back into work, and securing £35 million to electrify the Chase Line. That is what really matters to local people in their day to day lives.

After a difficult time I have decided to announce I will stand down at the next general election. I will continue to work for the people of Cannock Chase until that election, and look forward to supporting my successor, as soon as he or she is selected, to ensure that Labour have no chance of re-taking this seat.”

Mail on Sunday get their man. Labour gain in Cannock…


272 Comments

  1. 1
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    At least he didn’t get pissed like Reckless.

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    • 2
      Dennis Skinner says:

      Yes there are too many members who like to mouth it after a few too many sherbet dips at the taxpayers’ expense.

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    • 70
      Gin O Clock says:

      Another child.

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    • 92
      Gin O Clock says:

      I see Clegg has made his bed in the EU, excellent PPB for the EU, well done Clegg you fiin traitor, I hope your wife’s blow jobs are worth it you total hunhe

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    • 129
      Big tits bobby crowbar says:

      Bob Crow has big tits

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    • 265
      Anonymous says:

      David Cameron and Nigel Farage are on the terrace of the House of Commons having a drink, it’s sunny but gusty and the wind blows David’s hat off his head and in to the river.

      “Don’t worry David,” says Nigel, “I’ll get it!” and he jumps over the wall and in to the river.

      However there is no splash. David peers over the wall and to his surprise sees Nigel walking on water. Nigel strolls across the surface of the Thames picks up David’s hat and takes it back to him in front of the entire House of Commons press lobby.

      The next day the headlines read: “Nigel Farage Can’t Swim!”

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  2. 3
    Podiceps says:

    ‘What an incredible success I’ve been. That’s why I’m quitting — I’m too good for you.’

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    • 18
      RomaBob.... Thank you for £12bn foreign aid and benefits, f*ck your own infrastructure! says:

      At least he is going, cannot say the same about Liebours members who get caught out!

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      • 94
        Anonymous says:

        When is Ed Balls going to tender his resignation? He dressed up an a nazi officer. How stupid can I be- Balls is a lefty and the biased press will not gone after him. Hypocrisy strikes again.

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  3. 4
    Tooth fairy says:

    UKIP Gain in Cannock Chase in 2015.

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  4. 5
    An awkward bastard says:

    Has anyone calculated what pension he will be getting from May 2015?

    The average tax payer/ JSA seeker would be quite shocked.

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    • 22
      RomaBob.... Thank you for £12bn foreign aid and benefits, f*ck your own infrastructure! says:

      So long as you keep paying us immigrants and sending foreign aid we do not give a f*ck! :)

      Beeg Issue :)

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      • 58

        In the early 90s, everyone wanted a bigger house, a bigger car and bigger lawnmower. I was amazed how this trend for size grew almost into a religion and at the terminus stations in London I would hear paper vendors selling Bigger Shoe. I was happy with my footwear so never bought one.

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        • 74
          Jimmy Jizz says:

          Pub bore strikes again. The fucking prelude to the shit punchline was like some c’u’n’t from Dictionary fucking Corner wittering on before the adverts for walk in baths and life insurance. As funny as an undertakers van outside Great Ormund Street.

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          • If you are going to call someone a сunt, at least call them a сunt and not a c’u’n’t.

            Now fuck off, you сunt.

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          • Tatifilarious says:

            That’s tat’s signature. That and the fact he likes to be the centre of attention and doesn’t like competition. Hence his hounding of B­i­lly and now you.

            The wee oik still hasn’t created his own website and trolls on here using multiple monikers and stealing others.

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        • 205
          ausiehead says:

          carl bernstein says that the trail.

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      • 66
        Tyrone Chicane says:

        Listen fucknuts, you are fast becoming one of the un-fucking-funniest arseholes on this site. Yeah, clever, you make quaint anti immigrant quips, that’s all they are, not funny, not insightful and not in the fucking least bit original. You are too fucking scared to type any true reflection of the hate you have for the p1keys and the d’harbs and the r@gheads, so you just repeat, over and fucking over the same old shit comments that if they were on “Love Thy Neighbour” or “Aint Half Hot Mum” would have been cut from the fucking script for not being cutting edge enough. Grow a fucking pair and say what you really think, call a spade a fucking spade you fucking m0ng.

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    • 75
      Big Bob Crowjob says:

      plenty, plenty, Ia m a council worker.

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  5. 7
    Widdershins says:

    Meanwhile lefty MPs and wannabes hang out with apologists for Hamas – and get a free pass from our brave press. Come on, Guido, get these tossers.

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  6. 8
    Lost in the wilderness says:

    If he’s that lilly livered he can bugger off. It was a stag do where a friend dressed in an inappropriate manner. He could simply have just handed out photos of Balls dressed in similar fashion to any enquiring media tool. Its not too bloody difficult to dilute attention and if all else failed he could at least have taken that twat Balls with him.

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  7. 9
    Jimmy says:

    “Labour gain in Cannock…”

    As if the nasties had a snowball’s chance in hell anyway.

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    • 13
      Chris Smith Lab. AWOL. says:

      Arse still sore after last night’s shafting?

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    • 15
      Mr Potato Head2 says:

      Let’s cut to the chase. Labour would sell their children to get back in power.

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      • 24
        Joyce Thacker, Rotherham Borough Council says:

        Let’s cut to the chase. Labour would steal your children to get back in power.

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        • 29
          Jimmy says:

          Judging from the posts here, they’d probably be quite right.

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          • psiisng it up the wall for over one hundred years says:

            “As if the nasties had a snowball’s chance in hell anyway.”

            Oh well, that’s another trillion pounds in debt by 2019 then. It’s only money innit Jimmy?

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          • Rotherham Fabian says:

            Yup, true to form, standard response when confronted with any deviation from the party line.

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          • Jimmy says:

            Have a look at this.

            Using your [ahem] skill and judgment work out which party in recent years has reduced debt and which increased it. You may confer.

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          • was it something I said? says:

            12% deficit in 2008/9 wasn’t it? Quite a legacy. Thanks.

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          • pissing it up the wall for over one hundred years says:

            Who the fuck is Chris55 ffs? I’m guessing this is the fella Francois Hollande consulted for the reduction of debt in France?

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          • Jimmy says:

            Lot’s of people get debt and deficit muddled. Don’t feel bad.

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          • pissing it up the wall for over one hundred years says:

            I think it’s Labour who’ve got deficit and debt muddled with Wonga.com ffs

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          • My dear James

            I have looked at your graph with interest (no not the type where they add a percentage on.) You are making an understandable attempt to explain away what will be known in the schoolbooks of two centuries time as Labour debt being racked up.

            It is interesting to see what is being compared at one end of the time frame as opposed to the other. To take just one point, out of a possible hundred or more, in the 60s *all-of-a-sudden* *as-if-by-magic* the percentage fell drastically.

            This was in main part due to the fact that Harold Wilson (he was Labour, you might know)… Wilson’s government started to include Banking and Insurance earnings into the figures. They had simply been ignored before. Had he not done that, then the percentage would have continued to rise.

            But having done that, and seen how it massaged the figures, the Labour party thought: What a wheeze!. We can inflate these figures forever and spend what we want. Then a very clever historian of the labour movement in Scotland came along and, pretending to be a financial genius, raided the savings, the gold reserves and just about everything else.

            So one needs to be careful with graphs. Dangerous things!

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          • Tatifilarious says:

            And Wikepedia – it makes instant “experts” of the most docile socialist drones.

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          • Indeed, Mr Tatifilarious.

            Jimmy did not seem to wish to address the observations of fact which I made.

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        • 34
          bots p1ss me off says:

          Lets cut to the chase. If you vote Ukip, Labour will ensure that your children are taken into care.

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          • Jimmy says:

            They’ll be the first middle aged people to be admitted.

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          • Anonymous says:

            Lets cut to the chase and get real.ukip will possibly get 1or 2 seats and labour will bomb.Milliband is a fecking liability and Unite should be frigging ashamed of themselves.

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          • Casual Observer 6 says:

            If people want to get real, then those with rotten Tory MP’s should vote UKIP, those with a Labour MP should vote UKIP.

            Those stuck with a Lib Dem – either go for a good UKIP or Conservative candidate.

            Witney need to deselect.

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          • Jimmy says:

            Come to think of it, cu*t to the chase would have been a great slogan for Adolf Burley

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        • 79
          Lord McAlpine's "Art" Collection says:

          Just ask the Mc C@nns about that one eh?!

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        • 176
          Blowing Whistles says:

          Michael Dugher would murder someone to get into power.

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      • 27
        FatherOfThree says:

        Well they’ve certainly sold ours into debt for a long time…

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    • 135
      smoke and mirrors says:

      Can the Scottish Nasty Party stand in Cannock ?

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  8. 10
    Andrew Efiong says:

    Another plonker who’s been flushed out and is on the run.

    At this rate Ed Miliband and Ed Balls might as well make a booking reservation for Pickfords in May 2015.

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  9. 11
    Ned Ludd says:

    Auf Wiedersehn.

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  10. 12
    Achtung! For you ze war is over too soon says:

    Cowardy custard.

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  11. 14
    RomaBob.... Thank you for £12bn foreign aid and benefits, f*ck your own infrastructure! says:

    Such a silly boy, kudos for doing the right thing, something Labour would never do!

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    • 21
      Mr Potato Head2 says:

      This country is sinking under water and the Liblabcon-men want to give more of our money away to rich Europeans.

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      • 23
        RomaBob.... Thank you for £12bn foreign aid and benefits, f*ck your own infrastructure! says:

        Thank you for our benefits :)

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      • 26
        Mr Potato Head2 says:

        Captain Smith of the Titanic: Our ship is unsinkable so we are giving our lifeboats away to other ships.

        No he wasn’t that stupid.

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  12. 17

    So, was he a bad or ineffective MP?

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    • 214
      Winston Churchill says:

      Any MP who doesn’t fight like a lion to protect and preserve our UNITED KINGDOM in this crucial year is both bad and ineffective.

      224 days to go.

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  13. 19
    Too fast? says:

    Met chief Sir Bernard Hogan-Howe meets MP Andrew Mitchell to apologise for officer’s role in “Plebgate” affair

    You’re either in front of Guido…

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  14. 31
    Sally says:

    John doesn’t mind me having weekend getaways with my friends Leroy, Denzil and Marcellus. The only problem is explaining to my kids why mummy goes out every night of the week and comes home bladdered and covered in a sticky white substance.

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  15. 32
    Sally Bercow says:

    Ludicrously silly stories about me & Guido Fawkes. Totally untrue. In the hands of my lawyers. Yawn.

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  16. 33
    Fish says:

    The Mail get their man?

    It seems that the ‘Mail’, edited by Gordon’s friend Dacre, is out to get quite a lot of Tories, while pretending to be a right wing paper.

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    • 128
      I know a pile of shite when I see one says:

      The mail is a pile of shite full of stories about selebs wearing clothes and seen out shopping. Pile of shite.

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  17. 38
    Fish says:

    Quote of the Day

    Helen Grant, the sports minister who got five sports questions wrong on telly, at the Culture, Media and Sport select committee today:

    “I hadn’t even heard of those sports.”

    Listen. She’s a woman. It’s allowed. Desist or I will report you to Kommissar Miliband, or one of his political officers, Ms Eagle, who will attack you with her special PMQs death stare pointy thing.

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  18. 39
    Mark Wouters says:

    PC mike Baillon gets £400,000.00WHY when ive got no food and no benefits???

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    • 42
      RomaBob.... Thank you for £12bn foreign aid and benefits, f*ck your own infrastructure! says:

      No food or benefits???

      FFS I have everything I want…….. Beeeg Issue!

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    • 199
      Blowing Donkey Whistles says:

      He gets it because he had a job. You haven’t got one so you’re not in a position to argue you dumb fuk.

      The sooner that dose of HIV you supposedly has kicks into full blown AIDS the better.

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  19. 40
    UKIP or bust says:

    Now is Nazi Ballbag MP going to follow suit?

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    • 48
      was it something I said? says:

      Don’t be silly. A big boy made him do it.

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      • 122
        Blowing Whistles says:

        Caldicott school (cleggs) it was an older man who abused younger vulnerable boys. It’s what quare older men do but won’t admit.

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        • 130
          Get them young put them in pwer then blackmail them says:

          Caldicott was institutionaly abusive to its pupils, from the head down. An absolute den of p**dos.

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        • 168
          The media never says:

          Isn’t it remarkable how many of these dodgy types young Nick has had dealings with in his life – yet never himself realising what kind of louche, predatory people they were or himself ever coming to their unwanted attentions?

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    • 120
      Blowing Whistles says:

      Don’t mention a younger r.oyals wearing of some of that kinda garb though.

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  20. 45
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    London’s Tube Crisis – Russell Brand yet to comment .

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  21. 51
    was it something I said? says:

    He should have dressed up like some Socialist mass murderer like Stalin or Mao or Kim Il Sung. Nobody would have batted an eyelid. S’all a bit anti-establishment innit y’see.

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  22. 52
    Canute says:

    Meanwhile, has Cnut Camoron stopped the gales, tides and floods yet?

    Or is he just a posing wanker?

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  23. 54
    George Osborne says:

    The biggest threats to humanity have been communism and radical Islam – both of which I support.

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    • 97
      Gin O Clock says:

      George we already know you are a wanker of the first order (Bullington) keep the faith the soreness will go away.

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  24. 57
    Tax and Waste Ed Balls says:

    Gets caught in Nazi dress incident, destroys an entire economy.

    Yes, Ed Balls refuses to stand down.

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  25. 63
    ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

    Those evil unions (made up of members who are workers in this country!) bringing essential services to a stop.

    But huge foreign corporations and governments owning our infrastructure (and doing things such as offshoring the profits they make and not paying tax or threatening to turn the lights off if their profiteering on electricity bills is curbed) apparently is absolutely fine

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  26. 68
    Now we're really fucked says:

    “David Cameron takes personal control as flooding crisis worsens”

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    • 76
      Leveller says:

      Incompetence from Paterson and EA, then we get another meeting, this time chaired by another inept tosser.

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      • 81
        David Cameron's gut says:

        Global warming…

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      • 83
        Bald Rick says:

        “David Canute, the PM, said he had taken personal control of the flood waters engulfing the nation threatening to condemn his government to a watery grave”

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      • 162
        Anonymous says:

        So go on then you twat sat in an armchair ejecting spittle all over your pc screen. What would you do.

        Keep in mind nothing as been done before years so don’t even fucking think of the normal line of it started in 2010

        Either that or just shut the fuck up

        Twat

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    • 106
      "Après moi, le déluge" says:

      This is the Prime Minister speaking…”You should evacuate the country immediately I repeat immediately ! The authorities can take no responsibility for those choosing to remain ! I repeat…… You should evacuate the country immediately !”

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    • 108
      Absorbent Briefs says:

      I don’t see what Dave wearing nappies is going to do for Somerset, though it may help keep the stink down in Whitehall a tad

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    • 109
      Dutch dredger says:

      We can now expect further vast areas of Britain to be flooded then

      This Dave fellow is approaching Gordoom levels of incompetence and stupidity

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  27. 69
    Sunderland is a Labour ghetto thats why it shit says:

    It was inevitable,bad taste coupled with arrogance would apply to most of the MPs in the HOC but dressing up as an SS officer no no.

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    • 107
      British Public says:

      Agreed

      And his Association funded by Conservative Friends of Ysrael…FFS (wiki)

      When you soup with the devil…and all that

      The man obviously has as much judgment as Sally Alley

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  28. 71
    Anonymous says:

    I wonder when balls will resign for doing the same thing?
    Oh of course he’s a leftie so unfuckingtouchable

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  29. 77
    Mark Wouters says:

    sovietsalami63 Here ,
    How come ex pc Mike Baillon can get £400,000.00 ,when ive got no food and ne benefit money thanks to the NAZIS at the dwp ,it just shows how corrupt the police really are.

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  30. 80
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP

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  31. 84
    The British media are cunts says:

    Channel 4 just pumped out more lies. After Syria last night, it was the myth of man made climate change causing the current weather.

    Jon ‘gay boy’ Snow STATED CLEARLY that the current weather was a direct cause of climate change, yet their own report that followed his claim didn’t say that.

    Is it no wonder that people don’t trust the media. The problem is that the current floods are not draining away, that’s fuck all to do with climate change but the lack of maintenance of the rivers over the years.

    Also, the building of houses on flood land and the concreting over of the countryside.

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    • 103
      Ed Davey says:

      Its climate change. Its to do with climate isn’t it? Weather and shit? So its climate globals ice age warming..Whatever.

      The only cure is a 85% top rate of tax.

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    • 116
      Blowing Whistles says:

      Indeed.

      Weather – its what Mother Nature does – you can’t predict her – get fucking over it.

      Homos but moreover miltant politicised ones – they do tend towards enticing youngsters into their unnatural perverted ways. let’s see now what was the age gap between Tom Daley (a vulnerable young man) and his older partner who saw a vulnerable kid and perhaps moved in and hooked up with him?

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      • 121
        Not Blowing Whistles says:

        What is curious is why David Cameron is keen on defending and deflecting attention from the type of p’aedophile that you describe.

        Fairly certain Dave is not a p’aedo – but why would he defend them ?

        Gays make up such a small part of the overall vote that such a defence cannot be motivated by electoral concerns.

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        • 131
          Blowing Whistles says:

          To NBW perhaps as you state he ain’t one – but to coin a phrase perhaps his ass is owned hence he defends them for other reasons?

          Have i ever mentioned how entrapment and blackmail really work as leveraging tools no i do not believe that i have?

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          • Not Blowing Whistles says:

            I get how those concepts work.

            There was some funny business in Cameron’s past though. I think a cover up involving Carlton TV many moons ago…

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          • Blowing Whistles says:

            NBW – i read one book about the camoron and mentioned it on here last year – he is but a puppet ‘entrapped and ENSLAVED to do the bidding of his masters.’

            Government is slowly grinding to a halt – the sins of their fathers are catching up with them all and not before time.

            btw the marxists – are so blatantly and publicly in the last desperado chance saloon at present – stay clam and watch them eat themselves up – as for the sickos of the msm – IT’S OVER you duplicitous bastards.

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          • Not Blowing Whistles says:

            The Marxists need to be wary of what is going on in the US.

            They are only allowed freedom to irritate the masses here in Europe because the actual elite do not want to be seen to be repressive.

            However, once they cross certain lines one has the sense that there is a rather large bear trap hidden which will take off their legs quite quickly.

            They will only have free reign whilst they are of use. Very much to your point, their use by date is rapidly approaching for this and the next generation.

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        • 136
          Why do they cover up for them you ask ? says:

          With Caldicott its now becoming clear that child abuse in public schools was endemic and institutionalised. Perhaps that is a key to answering your question ?

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          • The British media are cunts says:

            Blair lived with a bum bandit for years.

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          • Little Britain says:

            His name was Sebastian I believe!

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          • Blowing Whistles says:

            Blair lived with Charlie Falconer for years …

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          • The National Curriculum never says:

            rideto multum qui te, Tone, cinaedum
            dixerit et digitum porrigito medium.
            sed nec pedico es nec tu, Tone, fututor,
            calda Cheriae nec tibi bucca placet.
            ex istis nihil es fateor, Tone: quid ergo es?
            nescio, sed tu scis res superesse duas.

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          • Podiceps says:

            A few years ago I was stopped and searched for making an apotropaic hand gesture while passing Blair’s house in Connaught Square. Not the ‘fig’ gesture of thumb between fingers mentioned by Martial, but the modern Italian index-and-little-finger one, which signifies poking out evil eyes, I think. The police, who were just going through the motions, thought the whole episode was a hoot and sent me on my way.

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          • M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

            That gesture made by Italians means you have horns – meaning your wife is fucking someone else.

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          • Podiceps says:

            It means the horns when you hold your hand with fingers pointing up. To avert the evil eye you point the fingers at the source. Martial’s ‘fig’ gesture also has two meanings: a symbol of fucking, and to avert ill luck. This is because phallic emblems were considered lucky by the Romans.

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        • 153
          smoke and mirrors says:

          Are there any fillies at Eton ??

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          • Jonathan Ross says:

            Yes, they’re known as chicks with dicks !

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          • Blowing Whistles says:

            Wross and Brand – funny how they never faced a criminal court for their anti-semitic japes conveyed across the whole public spectrum ‘public controversy’ [see yeur law books] – and that they are still earning millions innit NOT?

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  32. 85
    Bob Crow says:

    I is veri sorree if u hadd diffycult jernee 2 werk 2day but I amm in my stayt fundead hous drynking bollinjer.

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  33. 89
    Anonymous says:

    I couldn’t answer any of the questions Helen grant was asked and I like sport

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  34. 90
    Ed 'Spastic' Miliband says:

    Wibble Wibble.

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  35. 98
    Grendon Watling-Street says:

    If you go southwards along the A5 corridor from Cannock Chase not only is that going to be a Labour gain in 2015 but so is Tamworth;Warwickshire North; Nuneaton and Rugby only true blue Bosworth is going to remain Conservative.

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    • 104
      the IMF says:

      The whole country is going to be red. Its going to be an 80 seat miliband majority.
      Its going to take 5 austerity terms to clear up that mess.

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      • 110
        FFS says:

        Nah. Next time Labour will create a run on the pound so severe we won’t be able to import any food. The EU will decide helping out will cost Germany money, so it won’t help out and 20million people will starve to death – all of them Labour voters.

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  36. 101
    Postal Vote says:

    Not a good day for conservatives, but they can certainly cause those photos of Ed Balls in uniform to resurface again …

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  37. 123
    Butch Dave says:

    I give you a cast iron guarantee I will stop this bad weather.

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  38. 125
    Blowing Whistles says:

    There are things we know now
    which we didn’t know before
    and which those in the know didn’t want us to know
    but now we know and they know we know

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    • 142
      S i r C l i f f R i c h a r d says:

      They’re all p a e d o p h i l e s?

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      • 146
        Blowing Whistles says:

        Perhaps it’s a prerequisite for high office?

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      • 151
        Considered Opinion says:

        They certainly do not appear to be the nicest and most family friendly of individuals. Certainly more than a few rotten apples.

        The EU commission are much more that way inclined.

        What is outstanding about the state of Parliament at the moment is the willingness of the ‘straight’ mongs to follow and put up with the ‘bent’ ones.

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        • 167
          Blowing Whistles says:

          They display what utterley ‘politically corrected’ numbskulls, and 5hits they really have become – not one of them has the testicles to stand up to being told that black is white normal is now not normal and as for the AGW / CC twats … i could go on for 400 pages … but do not need to.

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          • Why are there no men in Parliament? says:

            True.

            The inability of a single real manto stand up in Westminster and tell the Speaker that he is making a total arse of himself, his office, and the country by allowing his wife to publicly humiliate and cuckold him speaks volumes to me.

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          • Anonymous says:

            Need another ” for what good you have done fuck off” speech

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          • Oliver Cromwell says:

            There are no Alpha males in Parliament. Someone is going to have to step in and sort the dappy fuckers out.

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          • The British media are cunts says:

            In fairness Hattie Harpic has a massive dick.

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          • Not Blowing Whistles says:

            @BW: The irony of what you say is that David Cameron is very clearly a bollock brained scrote.

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          • Anonymous says:

            Who happens to be putting the country back on its feet after the years of terror ready for Milliband to fuck it all up again

            Que
            loads of left wing crap and abuse

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          • The Dictionary says:

            While ‘scrote’ is an interchangeable term for a ‘weaselly, criminally-inclined, untrustworthy, pimple-faced chav’ , the word is really short for scrotum, which makes the image of Dave as a bollock brained ball sack rather intriguing. But is it apt?

            I have never had the impression that there was much in the way of spunk about the man.

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          • Not Blowing Whistles says:

            @Anonymous: Cameron himself is not doing anything to put the country back on track.

            The country itself is doing that – despite the best efforts of the EU and the broader global economy. Dave is just standing by letting things happen, but has not got to grip with basic issues as Thatcher did when she found herself in a similar position.

            Most of the criticism which is seen here appears to be from the right, not the left.

            Most of that criticism is deserved as 4 years of blaming Labour for his own mistakes and indecision is four years too long.

            When one casts ones mind back to Thatcher: For how long did she raise criticism of the previous government when things did not go quite to her plan ? I cannot recall any examples post 1979, and there were not many before then either.

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          • You are having it both ways says:

            Had it all gone wrong though you would have been on here shouting its all Davies fault and its what he is doing is making it worse

            Hypocrite

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    the pantomime hearse says:

    how does it spell ofe?

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  40. 140
    UKIP or bust says:

    It’s so pathetic, the leader of HM opposition the Labour party making silly class war points about The Bullingdon club.

    Britain is the sixth largest economy in the world a nation of over 63 million people with all the seriousness that high office entails and the goofy twat makes lame points about a university drinking club.

    How on earth do people, the media, business, voters, etc, take him seriously?

    It’s beyond me.

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    • 172
      Anonymous says:

      When a leader starts shouting about the bulling don club he has nothing else whatsoever to say. Everything is upwards ( sadly including water) and everything they said would go wrong, said would fail has not. In fact it was the direct opposite.

      Hence references to Bullingdon club and women at PMQs. Nothing nothing at all left to say.

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      • 183
        A Wirral West voter who will vote UKIP says:

        Just think of what he could have said and pissed orf Camorons mob, but to come out with not enough women in charge in Camorons gang, the ones he has in his would break all the mirrors they looked in and the old Bullington club, he certainly had nothing to say, what a sad git,

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        • 188
          Normal Guy says:

          There sad fact is that Parliament is irrelevant to our lives. These morons have faux dibeates on topics which have minimal significance to anything normal sane people would recognize as important. They are a generation of student politicians who never grew up.

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          • A newt in a flooded river somewhere in England says:

            Astute comment….but why?

            What is their modus operandi?

            Are they libertarians or statists?

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      • 254
        EUHATER says:

        The Bullingdon Club were only a gang of two pint bandits in dinner jackets throwing bread rolls at each other .

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    Wobbly Tit Spotter says:

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  42. 152
    Wobbly Tit Spotter says:

    show us your tits bob

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  43. 155
    bob crow is a says:

    W
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  44. 165
    Janner says:

    A lot of rubbish about last night storm that hit us in Devon and Cornwall last night.

    Obviously politicians and councils trying to blame the dame on the “Global warming”

    Truth is. Very unusually the wind came in from due South and tracked up the South coast almost timed to the minute with High water as it moved West to East up the channel. The same tide and the same strength winds but in their usual South Westerly direction would have resulted in very little or possibly no damage as our harbours are designed and positioned to protect from the South west. Any ways, years of neglect has been caught out by the force of Nature.

    But there ain’t half some Bullshit about.

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    • 166
      Jonathan Ross says:

      Are you a homosexual?

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    • 175
      Janner says:

      Forgot to mention. First bus service cancelled all buses last night which was criminal. As we drove back from town in perfectly safe conditions the poor sods were waiting for buses, in the rain, that were never going to turn up.

      They said tonight that it was too dangerous to run buses down from Exeter as they normally do every year when the line is damaged at Dawlish ( not twice in 150 years as one politician told the news). Which is quite ridiculous as both the A30 and A38 are flowing freely all the way down.

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    • 178
      Old Nick ers says:

      Mother nature getting her own back on the lies of global warming and climate change, can’t argue with her, when you do you end up in trouble, same as not respecting the sea, you do it at your own peril.

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      • 190
        McAdder says:

        Even if Global Climate Warming Change is true(which I very much doubt), building more wind farms isn’t going to stop the Somerset Levels getting flooded for the next 100 years or so.

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        • 198
          A Warmer World is a Cheaper World says:

          If the world worms up a tad, we won’t have to burn so much fuel to keep warm. Presumably, if there is a correlation between buring carbon and warming is correct, the drop in energy buring will self-correct the ‘system’.

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  45. 179
    cheche says:

    What or who are the politicos and the press trying to protect by not attacking the Environment Agency. Has the E A cocked something else up? More important?

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    • 181
      Follow the money says:

      They have waste billions in the last deacde or so. Now, think about all those loverly contracts and how they get allocated.

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    • 186
      Clegg Clogg says:

      Maude said on the Daily Politics that they used to dredge and then spread the silt over the fields, creating a double bonus of fertile soil and rising reclaimed land levels.

      The EU then introduced regulations that mainly stopped dredging and if it did occur then the silt can only be deposited with yards of the drainage channel. Wonder how the Dutch cope?

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      • 191
        Normal Guy says:

        This is none of the EU’s business.

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      • 193
        Blowing Whistles says:

        A report has been going around the net of the dirtiest of tactics that the EU employed years ago to destroy this country – AND THE SO CALLED ‘Intelligentsia’ of the Press and Government – have actively failed – no … ‘wilfully, knowingly and fucking deliberately failed to inform the public about it.

        The report is all over the net – BUT WHERE ARE THE BRITISH PRESS? They’re owned of course.

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      • 201
        Fuck The EU says:

        The G’erman bastards undercutting UK dairy with their shitty substandard exports is something else worth remembering.

        Do not buy continental dairy – it is poison and made by c’unts.

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  46. 192
    Stu says:

    So, when’s Ed Balls going to resign for wearing a Nazi Uniform or is it only Tories who have to do it. Oh sorry forgot good old Eddie’s already a National Socialist.

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  47. 194
    The British media are cunts says:

    Nice to see the BBC banging on all day over a UN report about the Catholic church and kiddie fiddling. Shame the UN didn’t investigate the BBC, just how many children suffered r*pe and other sexual abuse at the hands of potentially hundreds of BBC employees?

    Of course the BBC will never tell us, because when it’s lefties molesting kids, that’s OK.

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    • 196
      The Vatican says:

      We had considered launching our own probe into the BBC, but thought better of it.

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    • 197
      A newt in a flooded river somewhere in England says:

      Strange that there is no investigation ito child abuse in the J e w i s h church/synagogue sphere. It was big subject a year or so ago…until it was supressed.

      I believe Blowing Whistles commented on this anomolie many times in the past.

      But then who controls the MSM?… and why would it be in their interests to promote secularism for all but ther own.

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      • 203
        Let's not be paranoid about this. But.... says:

        If one were to mention the abuse involved with male genital mutilation, I suspect that any serious human rights organisation which wanted to take this issue up the agenda would find itself facing a ‘doner strike’.

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        • 259
          Mind the gap - union loonies at work (or not, as the case may be) says:

          Male genital mutilation is also a sine qua non for muzzies too. Must be something in water in the middle east…..

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      • 266
        MOSSAD knows where you live says:

        Male circumcision leaves a man with a hygienic penis that’s 50% less likely to catch or transmit an STD. Female circumcision involves ripping out a screaming girl’s clitoris with a knife so that she may never experience sexual pleasure. The culture best known for the former are a peaceful prosperous people who make a lot of good TV shows. The culture best known for the latter are murderous r@ghead Hunts who’s societies last on average 50 years before descending into hell.

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  48. 195
    Admiral Sir Horatio Leaky-Corracle says:

    Time to move the nuclear submarine fleet to England where it and the jobs it supports will be better appreciated.

    http://www.scotsman.com/news/politics/top-stories/faslane-staff-strike-for-first-time-in-pay-dispute-1-3295460

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    • 230
      Non taxable pikey says:

      Thought we had done that and just left the highly radioactive hulks in Rosyth to brighten up the Scottish countryside and to give Tommy Docherty something to whinge about.

      Lets close Faslane and move them all to Plymouth.

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  49. 208
    Reader says:

    Constance Bristoe faces a retrial.

    http://www.scotsman.com/news/uk/huhne-speeding-points-judge-faces-retrial-1-3289724

    I know she has come into a lot of stick on here, but I have to say I’ve quite liked what I saw when I have seen her interviewed. She seems like an interesting, intelligent woman.

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  50. 213
    A Tale of Two Cities says:

    In Amsterdam they put their clapped out old whores into a museum.

    http://www.theage.com.au/travel/travel-news/prostitute-museum-opens-in-amsterdam-20140206-hvbcq.html

    In London they end up sqeezed onto the front benches of HM Offical Opposition front benches

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  51. 219
    Tube driver says:

    Because I’m worth it.

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  52. 220
    Bob Krow says:

    Because I’m worth it.

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    • 223
      Londoner says:

      I am going to get up half an hour early tomorrow and get dressed in casual clothes. I will pack some extra snacks in my little ruck sack and wear my hiking boots.

      I will then walk three miles to a tube station which will allegedly be offering what passes for a service. I will then take the rest of my journey to work. I will not be late. I won’t give you the satisfaction.

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      • 224
        Michael Gove says:

        Blob Crow

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      • 225
        Non London Labour Voter says:

        I’m gonna call the benefits office tomorrow and tell them I can’t come in to sign on because of the tube strike, and if they don’t pay me on time I will sue them in the ECHR, or some shit like that, and well not pay my bedroom tax.

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  53. 222
    Alice says:

    Happened on C5’s “The Big Benefits Row”. What an economically illiterate, utter lefty, wankfest that turned out to be. Surprise, surprise!

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    • 227
      McAdder says:

      It was difficult to pick out who was the biggest pr@t on that show but I think I would nominate that lezzer Jack Monroe.

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  54. 228
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

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  55. 231

    “With respect, I don’t have to tell the committee everything that is happening in the department until we have reached a conclusion about what is actually happening.”

    [rt. hon. iain dunning kruger mp explains his reluctance to boast about his record at the dwp]

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    albacore says:

    Dressing up in verboten uniforms
    Defies politically-correct norms
    LibLabCons far prefer the clandestine
    As they beaver away to undermine
    All that used to be the British nation
    For the E U, with mass immigration
    And spending so that the country’s so broke
    That the funny part of the whole sick joke
    Is the punch line – who will pay off that debt?
    It’s certain to take generations yet
    And real British folks pretty soon will be
    A little, decreasing minority

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  58. 237
    RomaBob.... Thank you for £12bn foreign aid and benefits, f*ck your own infrastructure! says:

    A hell of a lot of Labour trolls on the board last night……0600 probably in bed now after drinking too much fizz!

    Some of us tax payers have to get ready for work :)

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  59. 240
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    I think given the good work of the RMT workers some, if not all, should have the day off.

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  60. 241
    Bob Crow says:

    I amm haveing lobstah annd champaine 4 mi brekfist. Up da workaz!

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  61. 242
    John Bercow says:

    There’s too many broken hearts in the world
    There’s too many hearts to be broken in two

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  62. 243
    Aidan Burley says:

    Himmler! Himmler! Himmler!

    But I also like Reynhard Heidrich.

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  63. 244
    tin foil top hat says:

    The conservatives really are a bunch of pussy whipped, faggoty little gay boys.

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  64. 245
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    I am going to introduce myself to my constituents by saying “Its Prime Minister David Cameron, bitches”

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    • 249
      President Obama says:

      No, dawg, dat ain’t how ya do it! Check this. When I meet someone, I says “Yo motherfucka! I’m the President. Sho nuff respect to my hood, honky! My bitch Michelle be mad cuz I took a selfie with that cracka from Denmark. She so mad, she ain’t given me any punani for a month. A brotha got needs, ho!”

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  65. 252
    Question for the Day says:

    Why do so many muzee men wear those long white skirts? These dirty fuckers are everywhere. We now live in Britainistan.

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    • 258
      Boats and trains and planes, well boats and planes says:

      So shopkeepers will know who the indigenous trash is after all if we all went around in our tatty track suits how will the shopkeepers know who not to offend.

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  66. 253
    Tony Blair's Butt says:

    I love the publicity

    But I fear Dirty Digger wants my balls for breakfast

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  67. 256
    BoJo says:

    We would have given the Crossrail contract to RMT.

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  68. 257
    Well Fuck me says:

    Meanwhile RMT boss Bob Crow admitted he doesn’t use old-fashioned ticket booths… but insisted they are needed

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  69. 261
    Anto Nym says:

    Perhaps we should get Cliff Richard to do his singing at Wimbledon-in-the-rain, bit again?

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  70. 263
    Roses are red, plastics bags are any colour, you still need a plastic bag says:

    They’re going on now about plastic bags, fck 5p going to charity’s they are rich enough, besides most of the Welsh who live close to the English border go shopping in England just to get the plastic bags, you just need to look for the shopping bags that you can get in England and the one’s you can’t get without paying the 5p in Wales, the plastic bags are still blowing about in the wind, more theft from the public under the guise of greenery, time for change.

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  71. 267
    Black Rod;s Clique Of Criminal Lords says:

    We will have him, obviously only an honorary member though as he has not been convicted of anything!

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Rob Colvile reviews Russell Brand’s new book:

“Oddly, the person I feel sorriest for isn’t Brand himself – although he certainly comes across as a rather pitiable figure, projecting his own brokenness on to the world around him – but Johann Hari. Drummed out of Fleet Street for plagiarism, the former Independent columnist has washed up as “my mate Johann, who’s been doing research for this book”. For a genuinely talented polemicist, it would have been a humbling experience to have to treat this sub-undergraduate dross as the scintillating wisdom of a philosopher-king.”



Mycroft says:

Have you read the last bit of Animal Farm?

You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

You were no firebrand, you were a damp squib in my opinion, sorry.

You need a damned good kick up the ahse!


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