February 4th, 2014

Oh Sally


234 Comments

  1. 1
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Someone needs a big story to distract the public to over there >

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  2. 2

    Jack Dromey will be furious. Hell hath no fury like an MP scorned.

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  3. 3
    Anon. says:

    Why is Bercow wearing a wig?

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  4. 4
    Podiceps says:

    Those who marry cows must learn to shovel shit.

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  5. 5
    UKIP sure know how to pick 'em! says:

    Newsnight report on Mujeeb Rahman, who was the leader of a violent kidnapping gang in P*kistan. He first came to the UK in 2004 to collect a ransom.

    After serving a prison sentence, he joined the Tories, then joining UKIP. Newsnight says UKIP have expelled him and he’s apparently joined the Tories again.

    The ultimate irony is that a party which campaigns for immigration controls allowed a foreign criminal to join its ranks and represent it in the media, a criminal whom a judge recommended be deported but he claimed political asylum!

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  6. 7
    derek laud says:

    She’s a big lass .

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  7. 9
    Jack Dromey MP says:

    YES! YES! YES!

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  8. 10
    She likes BBC says:

    It’s his fault for marrying a slut.

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    • 16
      Creampie from Northolt (By Appointment) says:

      She made me do it…

      http://www.uberkinky.co.uk/the-curve-male-chastity-device-9019.html

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      • 25
        Chris Patton says:

        “ The Device
        This chastity device is called ‘The Curve’ and it’s one of a popular range of polycarbonate devices made by AL Enterprises, who craft a series of penile chastity devices. There are a number of devices in the range, from the CB-6000s (the smallest device they currently manufacture) to The Curve (the biggest) and the PA-5000 (a different style device designed for the pierced penis).
        I picked this particular device because it was the biggest in the range. I’m sure this is where you all groan and think I’m just trying to brag! Seriously though, if you’re thinking about buying a device, please please check measurements first. I’ve looked at many, many devices and the vast majority of them are small in size.

        The Curve itself is made of several different parts that, when put together, form the device. The main part is the tube/cage itself. This is probably the most important part of this particular device as it’s the only single part that you receive. Everything else in the pack is given to you multiple times, in many different sizes. It’s just under 4″ long and it’s 1.5″ wide. Unlike other tubes, this one is cylindrical and doesn’t flatten out at any point. It’s quite cage-like in appearance and has many long holes in the form of slots, all the way around, including at the end so it’s sanitary when you urinate. Attached to the rear end of the tube are two, white plastic posts that help secure it when attached to one of the rings. These are at their longest when they arrive and you may well need to sand them down (as I have done), depending on the size of the spacers you find most comfortable.
        The Curve comes with five rings. These range from a 1.5″ wide diameter to a 2″ wide diameter. They are hinged, with a metal rivet at the bottom, to make it easier to put on. At the top, there are three holes. The two on the outside for the white posts on the tube and a middle hole for an additional post (of which there are three of varying lengths). Also included are five clear spacers, five plastic single-use padlocks (each with its own serial number) and one plastic covered brass padlock with a single key (be careful not to lose this!).

        Assembly
        First things first. Don’t rush. Fit is extremely important so relax and take your time choosing the right rings, spacers etc. before you first wear it. I find the easiest place to put it on is in the shower as you can use shower gel as lube then blast it all out when it’s all fitted. The first time you try it, though, may be easier sitting down with everything laid down in front of you. The most important part of the device is the ring. This will cause you the most pain if you don’t pick the right size (and leave it on too long). Start big and reduce it in size if it’s too loose. Remember that what may feel good right now might feel either too tight or too loose later, depending on your arousal levels.
        Once you’ve picked the right size ring, take one of the white plastic posts and insert it through the middle hole, which will lock the ring in place. Next take a clear plastic spacer and slip it on the white post. As with the ring, start out big and work your way down, if there’s too much space. When you have the ring, post and spacer in place, just relax as much as you can as it’s time to slip on the tube. There’s a certain amount of irony involved with buying a chastity device for yourself. Just think about it. Being turned on by the inability to become hard or orgasm… There won’t be a time when you’re aware of this more than the first time you try to put your device on. It’s inevitable that you’ll be aroused so just relax and wait until you’re soft enough to slip the tube on without issue. Trying to put it on when hard (or even semi hard) won’t work and you could hurt yourself. The best time to try a device on is immediately after an orgasm (or two). It’ll be much easier, but, of course, you may not want to do this. You did just buy a device to stop that very thing…
        When you’re finally ready (which was a good while for me), slip on the tube and line up the posts with the holes so that they lock in place. You’ll then need to choose a final spacer to slip on the middle post and then lock yourself in place. I’d advise you to try out a few different size rings, posts, spacers etc. before finally picking out the best size and handing the padlock key to a loved one/keyholder/Mistress/Master/random stranger.
        Personal experience

        This was my first chastity device. I’d experimented with chastity / orgasm denial with my other half before, but never with a device. We’d both had fun with it before, but the device was my idea. I ordered it when she was away for a week, which wasn’t intentional, but made it easier to try it on by myself to ensure I had the best fit before giving her the key…
        I was extremely turned on when I first opened the package. It came in a very nice black box with ‘The Curve’ in gold lettering and a gold piece of string tied around it in a bow. All the pieces came inside in little airtight plastic wallets. Probably not up to Lelo‘s standard in luxury packaging, but nevertheless a nice item to unwrap. After a few tries of different size rings etc. I came across, for me, the perfect combination. I locked myself in place and was very pleased with myself! It had been something I’d fantasized about for some time and finally I was locked! Initially, it was hard to sleep in the device, but it became easier over time. Applying a little water based lube to the ring helps to keep it moving, especially at night. It also helps to stand up or go to the bathroom if you find you’re becoming too hard or if you’ve been woken up trying to become stiff. One thing I’ve also found that helps, is to change up to a bigger ring (if possible and allowed) at night. That depends on your keyholder, though, of course. In my experience, it’s always good to take it off every couple of days for a good clean, anyway. Sure, you can clean it to a certain extent in the shower without removing it, but nothing beats taking it off and giving it, and yourself, a good scrub. One other thing to remember is that it’s most comfortable if you haven’t shaven yourself completely. This is because there is a slight risk of ingrown hairs if the device doesn’t move at all. personally, I like to be 100% clean shaven so I tend to still be smooth, but I make sure I move it around a lot during the day.As far as long term wear goes, this device is fine. I usually wear it 24/7 for one or two weeks at a time (except for cleaning, of course). I’ve had no issues so far.

        As an overall design, it’s not too bad. There are some niggles, however. The rings aren’t the best design. They should be flat on the inside instead of curved. The CB-6000 has rings designed in this way and I believe there is a new version of The Curve coming out with a similar design. The non-flat rings are useable, but the device can move around a bit and flatter rings prevent this from happening. It’s also a pain having to sand down the two posts on the main device. If you make a mistake, you could find yourself having to order a new tube portion, although this is quite unlikely. The CB-6000 has, again, a better design as the rods come from the ring and point outwards so don’t need sanding. Unfortunately though, for larger penises, this is the only polycarbonate device that will fit. If you’re unsure about polycarbonate, you could try a custom metal or silicone device. I have a silicone Bon4 Plus that I’ll be reviewing soon but I haven’t tried metal…yet!
        One other thing… It’s not 100% secure. That shouldn’t be a surprise though, as no device of this design is. Sure, you’ll be able to find sites with guys claiming their wives or girlfriends have locked them up without their consent and they can no longer orgasm but, frankly, they’re lying. With lube and persistence, you’ll be able to remove yourself from the device. I’m pretty sure I could snap the white posts, too, if I ever had an emergency. Devices like this are all about the fantasy of being locked in chastity. They work, but only with a combination of device and discipline. If you’re thinking of locking your partner in one of these, trust me, he’ll need to want to be locked or else he’ll find a way to orgasm. Only fully attached belt style devices can properly prevent touching and orgasm 100%.

        Overall, this is a great device. No chastity device for this price will be perfect, but this one is close. It’s comfortable, easy to clean and comes with a variety of rings & accessories for the best fit. For the larger penis, I’d certainly recommend it.

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    • 98
      Fatty Pang says:

      The swivel-eyed have to get laid somehow.

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  9. 12
    She's Gotta Have It says:

    I can’t blame her. It was clearly a marriage of convenience, not a marriage based on love. So there won’t be any sex life to speak of, hence her getting jiggy with Mr Biggy.

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    • 102
      Sally Bercow and the Wizard's Sleeve says:

      You can usually tell if it’s a leftie gay/beard sham marriage when the woman takes the man’s surname. If the woman keeps her own surname then you know its just a traditional lefty careerist power couple marriage.

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  10. 14
    Bercow the alley cat says:

    My god this is just fucking ridiculous
    The woman is simply trash with the morals of an alley at and a mouth the site of he Mersey tunnel.
    Has she no dignity for the office her fucking useless twat of a husband holds.

    They both have to go and quickly they are a laughing stock

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  11. 15
    Snaplegs says:

    I don’t believe that poll – 54% my arse!

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  12. 19
    Get fucked says:

    Campbell’s repulsive partner Fiona Millar is on Newsnight talking bollocks about education. Anyone who’d choose to be with a blood soaked psychopath like Campbell has to be an evil, vicious c-unt herself. Both thoroughly deserve cancer.

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    • 27
      Bill Quango MP MP/5 says:

      She really is quite despicable. She’s gladly sacrifice all children’s education just to prove that socialist teaching methods could work.

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      • 231
        English Heretic says:

        And of course she was the only person the BBC could find to talk about education in the whole country!

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    • 29
      Blowing Whistles says:

      The ziozits are obviously in their last death throes – with all their frontmen being outed faster than i could write evil bastards.

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      • 39
        Deutsche Arbeitsfront says:

        you are one strange dude, BW.

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        • 51
          Blowing Whistles says:

          You are quite entitled to your opinion under “Freedom of Expression” as in article 19 Universal Declaration of Human Rights / Voltaire (read SC on this site in respect of that)

          And btw – that q’nell thing was originally said to be an anti ziozit sign – funny how some have claimed it otherwise though … NOT.

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    • 49
      Anonymous says:

      Harsh, but fair.

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    • 70
      Not Blowing Whistles says:

      She is a ‘humanist’. That means sociopath.

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      • 167
        RIP Dr David says:

        Millar and Campbell are all over the BBC like a rash.
        If I’d been an apologist and bag carrier for Tony and
        Cherie,I’d go and hide under a rock.
        But the more the public are reminded about the true face
        of Labour ,the lies and aggression,the better.

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  13. 22
    Sally says:

    Me so horny! Me love you long time!

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  14. 26
    Nasal Ed says:

    Not sure its appropriate for Sally to use a play on words from her libel case in this context

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  15. 28
    Jam tart says:

    Innocent totally out of context face huh?

    So thats not the married slapper sally Snogging a big dude as she slides her hand downwards over his chest towards etc etc

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    • 222
      In his defence says:

      She let him in the back door so it wasn’t cheating.

      Plus he didn’t get to see how wrecked the front door was.

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  16. 31
    He's history! says:

    If Bercow has any self respect, he’ll file for divorce. If he doesn’t, he’ll be the biggest laughing stock in Westminster, an emasculated cuckold with a slag wife, and all the authority of his office will be gone.

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    • 37
      Tis I the cuck says:

      “ The Device
      This chastity device is called ‘The Curve’ and it’s one of a popular range of polycarbonate devices made by AL Enterprises, who craft a series of penile chastity devices. There are a number of devices in the range, from the CB-6000s (the smallest device they currently manufacture) to The Curve (the biggest) and the PA-5000 (a different style device designed for the pierced penis).
      I picked this particular device because it was the biggest in the range. I’m sure this is where you all groan and think I’m just trying to brag! Seriously though, if you’re thinking about buying a device, please please check measurements first. I’ve looked at many, many devices and the vast majority of them are small in size.

      The Curve itself is made of several different parts that, when put together, form the device. The main part is the tube/cage itself. This is probably the most important part of this particular device as it’s the only single part that you receive. Everything else in the pack is given to you multiple times, in many different sizes. It’s just under 4″ long and it’s 1.5″ wide. Unlike other tubes, this one is cylindrical and doesn’t flatten out at any point. It’s quite cage-like in appearance and has many long holes in the form of slots, all the way around, including at the end so it’s sanitary when you urinate. Attached to the rear end of the tube are two, white plastic posts that help secure it when attached to one of the rings. These are at their longest when they arrive and you may well need to sand them down (as I have done), depending on the size of the spacers you find most comfortable.
      The Curve comes with five rings. These range from a 1.5″ wide diameter to a 2″ wide diameter. They are hinged, with a metal rivet at the bottom, to make it easier to put on. At the top, there are three holes. The two on the outside for the white posts on the tube and a middle hole for an additional post (of which there are three of varying lengths). Also included are five clear spacers, five plastic single-use padlocks (each with its own serial number) and one plastic covered brass padlock with a single key (be careful not to lose this!).

      Assembly
      First things first. Don’t rush. Fit is extremely important so relax and take your time choosing the right rings, spacers etc. before you first wear it. I find the easiest place to put it on is in the shower as you can use shower gel as lube then blast it all out when it’s all fitted. The first time you try it, though, may be easier sitting down with everything laid down in front of you. The most important part of the device is the ring. This will cause you the most pain if you don’t pick the right size (and leave it on too long). Start big and reduce it in size if it’s too loose. Remember that what may feel good right now might feel either too tight or too loose later, depending on your arousal levels.
      Once you’ve picked the right size ring, take one of the white plastic posts and insert it through the middle hole, which will lock the ring in place. Next take a clear plastic spacer and slip it on the white post. As with the ring, start out big and work your way down, if there’s too much space. When you have the ring, post and spacer in place, just relax as much as you can as it’s time to slip on the tube. There’s a certain amount of irony involved with buying a chastity device for yourself. Just think about it. Being turned on by the inability to become hard or orgasm… There won’t be a time when you’re aware of this more than the first time you try to put your device on. It’s inevitable that you’ll be aroused so just relax and wait until you’re soft enough to slip the tube on without issue. Trying to put it on when hard (or even semi hard) won’t work and you could hurt yourself. The best time to try a device on is immediately after an orgasm (or two). It’ll be much easier, but, of course, you may not want to do this. You did just buy a device to stop that very thing…
      When you’re finally ready (which was a good while for me), slip on the tube and line up the posts with the holes so that they lock in place. You’ll then need to choose a final spacer to slip on the middle post and then lock yourself in place. I’d advise you to try out a few different size rings, posts, spacers etc. before finally picking out the best size and handing the padlock key to a loved one/keyholder/Mistress/Master/random stranger.
      Personal experience

      This was my first chastity device. I’d experimented with chastity / orgasm denial with my other half before, but never with a device. We’d both had fun with it before, but the device was my idea. I ordered it when she was away for a week, which wasn’t intentional, but made it easier to try it on by myself to ensure I had the best fit before giving her the key…
      I was extremely turned on when I first opened the package. It came in a very nice black box with ‘The Curve’ in gold lettering and a gold piece of string tied around it in a bow. All the pieces came inside in little airtight plastic wallets. Probably not up to Lelo‘s standard in luxury packaging, but nevertheless a nice item to unwrap. After a few tries of different size rings etc. I came across, for me, the perfect combination. I locked myself in place and was very pleased with myself! It had been something I’d fantasized about for some time and finally I was locked! Initially, it was hard to sleep in the device, but it became easier over time. Applying a little water based lube to the ring helps to keep it moving, especially at night. It also helps to stand up or go to the bathroom if you find you’re becoming too hard or if you’ve been woken up trying to become stiff. One thing I’ve also found that helps, is to change up to a bigger ring (if possible and allowed) at night. That depends on your keyholder, though, of course. In my experience, it’s always good to take it off every couple of days for a good clean, anyway. Sure, you can clean it to a certain extent in the shower without removing it, but nothing beats taking it off and giving it, and yourself, a good scrub. One other thing to remember is that it’s most comfortable if you haven’t shaven yourself completely. This is because there is a slight risk of ingrown hairs if the device doesn’t move at all. personally, I like to be 100% clean shaven so I tend to still be smooth, but I make sure I move it around a lot during the day.As far as long term wear goes, this device is fine. I usually wear it 24/7 for one or two weeks at a time (except for cleaning, of course). I’ve had no issues so far.

      As an overall design, it’s not too bad. There are some niggles, however. The rings aren’t the best design. They should be flat on the inside instead of curved. The CB-6000 has rings designed in this way and I believe there is a new version of The Curve coming out with a similar design. The non-flat rings are useable, but the device can move around a bit and flatter rings prevent this from happening. It’s also a pain having to sand down the two posts on the main device. If you make a mistake, you could find yourself having to order a new tube portion, although this is quite unlikely. The CB-6000 has, again, a better design as the rods come from the ring and point outwards so don’t need sanding. Unfortunately though, for larger penises, this is the only polycarbonate device that will fit. If you’re unsure about polycarbonate, you could try a custom metal or silicone device. I have a silicone Bon4 Plus that I’ll be reviewing soon but I haven’t tried metal…yet!
      One other thing… It’s not 100% secure. That shouldn’t be a surprise though, as no device of this design is. Sure, you’ll be able to find sites with guys claiming their wives or girlfriends have locked them up without their consent and they can no longer orgasm but, frankly, they’re lying. With lube and persistence, you’ll be able to remove yourself from the device. I’m pretty sure I could snap the white posts, too, if I ever had an emergency. Devices like this are all about the fantasy of being locked in chastity. They work, but only with a combination of device and discipline. If you’re thinking of locking your partner in one of these, trust me, he’ll need to want to be locked or else he’ll find a way to orgasm. Only fully attached belt style devices can properly prevent touching and orgasm 100%.

      Overall, this is a great device. No chastity device for this price will be perfect, but this one is close. It’s comfortable, easy to clean and comes with a variety of rings & accessories for the best fit. For the larger penis, I’d certainly recommend it.

      Like

  17. 33
    Blowing Whistles says:

    i suspect this story has been ‘created’ to distract from some more serious political / EU dirty tricks. It’s what rupe does in cahoots with the stablishment.

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    • 48
      Any excuse says:

      Yeah of course it has Been don…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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    • 73
      Casual Observer 6 says:

      Yeo perhaps should have been on the front page.

      Or is it the deteriorating state of the global economy which they are trying to distract from ?

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    • 132
      Táxpáyér says:

      I suspect your tinfoil hat has been incorrectly manufactured and you’ve been bamboozled by HAARP mind-rays causing Slaggy Bercow to snog a random bloke.

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  18. 35
    Jerry Springer says:

    If it looks like a ho, talks like a ho and acts like a ho, chances are it’s a ho.

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  19. 36
    And in unrelated news says:

    Published: 22 hrs ago Sun-online

    Dear Deidre

    I HAD a fling at an office party six weeks ago and now I’m pregnant after a year of trying for a baby with my husband. I’m in a panic it’s the other guy’s.
    I forgot my troubles at this party and I was off my face by around 9pm when a colleague who has always flirted with me suggested we share a cab.
    We were all over each other in the taxi and he invited me in at his place…

    To read more and see Deidre’s advice and today’s photo casebook join Sun+

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    • 59
      Deidre says:

      Listen Darling, if the prospective papa is not of the Sally Bercow/Jack Dromey preferred dusky hue persuasion, just pass the result off as the offspring of hubby. It is what everybody else does, and no-one is ever any the wiser.

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    • 71
      When I'm not in charge says:

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  20. 40
    Twatter says:

    The photo’s obviously real but I think that’s a parody Twitter account. Ever since the libel lawsuit, Sally’s departed Twitter.

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  21. 42
    You have to admit says:

    She has got nice legs.

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  22. 43
    Labour pains says:

    obviously this is Ms Bercows way of “Rubbing the whites noses in diversity”

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  23. 45
    Anonymous says:

    Bad John, big bad John

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  24. 46
    Whie Dee says:

    Fiss Woman is a diz grace ain’tche! Wot a slag. She claims fousands and fousands of paands, anche lives in a ‘ouse wotch’ee don’t not no pay for. All on benneies. ‘An she is slagging around wif some offer bloke.

    Disgrace ainchhee?

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  25. 47
    What a slag says:

    Out of context? There’s a suitable context in which she’d have her tongue down another man’s mouth? Sally, your husband may be thick, but we’re not going to fall for that.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    The rot is from the top down in the UK.

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    • 76
      Covent Garden Trader says:

      Bercow is a barrow boy

      What are you talking about?

      That’s why his arse touches the ground

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  28. 56
    A Cuckold says:

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  29. 58
    The British media are cunts says:

    The vile BBC have been masturbating themselves into an unending frenzy of pathetic luviness since some Hollywood mong topped himself the other day.

    Can anyone remember the last time they did the same over a British soldiers slaughtered in the shit hole anus that is Afghanistan?

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    • 65
      The Ghost of an Englishman' says:

      Or was murdered on ‘our streets’

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    • 74
      Sally Bercow and the Wizard's Sleeve says:

      Hoffman wasn’t just some Hollywood mong, he was one of the best actors around. The BBC are still a bunch of pricks, but for the many people who enjoyed his films he is a major cultural loss to the world.

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      • 87
        FFS says:

        He was a fine actor, but he also pissed it all up the wall and left his children fatherless. Twat.

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      • 145
        (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

        Best actors around? Balls! He was like most of Hollywood from time immoral in that he just played himself on-screen (Think Gregory Peck, Robert Redford, etc, ad infinitum)!

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        • 202
          Sally Bercow and the Wizard's Sleeve says:

          Have you seen ‘Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead’? He’s definitely playing a version of himself in that one.

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  30. 62
    Fish says:

    So is Sally on your, ‘Up against the wall list’, Guido?

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    Anonymous says:

    Is Sally on the ” up against the wall list?”

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  33. 72
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    Poor little John – Can’t compete with that.

    The new bloke is about the right height for S’ally.

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  34. 78
    Anonymous says:

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  35. 79
    The wrath of God says:

    Why is Sally Bercow trending?

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  36. 83
    Jacqueline Dromey says:

    Phwoooooar !! I admire her taste in fellahs.

    Like

  37. 91
    Lard Everard says:

    What an old truffle she is ! I wouldn’t touch her with Handycock’s.

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  38. 92
    Anonymous says:

    Toilets McGuire and another leftie on sky newspapers review

    You can just imagine I don’t need to paint a picture. No sun though mmmmmm

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    • 188
      Ancient seafarer says:

      The “other lefty” is actually the token bimbo airhead programme presenter. The little odd one out runs the Daily Mail (or something like that)

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      • 203
        a voter says:

        I like the Daily Mail guy. He sticks it to the commies all the time and it winds them right up that he’s gay but not one of their gays.

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  39. 94
    Jack says:

    Why doe these people have to be so fuckihg cheap

    The Bercows have one of the nicest houses in London

    All the perks possible – endless trips and expenses

    And they have to behave like tramps and destroy what is left of Parliament’s reputation

    He should resign immediately or be kicked out as Speaker

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  40. 101
    Anonymous says:

    Sky news review sun pic of Bercow up and for once Toilets has nothing to say.

    Twat

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  41. 103
    Tory Whip says:

    Mr Speaker

    On a point of order

    You should resign before you bring this House into greater disrepute

    Begone with you

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    • 119
      Ollie Cromwell says:

      Do I need to make a bit of a comeback

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      • 138
        Buckinghamshire Residents says:

        We understand the motion to deselect the present incumbent will
        be Voted on by all members in the very near future & bring to an
        end this never ending torrid saga asap to every one’s relief.

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        • 162
          Cardinal Biggles says:

          You had the opportunity to get rid of the homunculus in 2010, but the Tory tribalists voted loyally for the blue rosette.

          Vote UKIP and vote often.

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      • 204
        black man dem ting says:

        If you want my comeback you’ll have to pump Sally’s stomach.

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  42. 105
    UK in Disrepute says:

    Can’t we have an urgent question in the House tomorrow about standards in public life..

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  43. 108
    JC says:

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    JC says:

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    Ippikin says:

    Sally says:

    I’m so sorry to embarrass you John, but it was all Jack Dromey’s fault; he said he wanted me to meet a close friend of his and I didn’t want to seem rude.

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  46. 115
    Respected Around the World says:

    So we have the speaker’s wife out shagging anything in trousers and the deputy speaker up on multiple r@pe charges.

    The Mother fucker of all Parliaments.

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    • 123
      Just how low can we go? says:

      Please can we have that guy that thinks floods are the wrath of God?

      It’s getting to the point where even the most ardent of atheists would agree that what this country needs is a good clean sweep with radical absolute morality.

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    • 126
      Nigel Evans says:

      Wasn’t me, i was busy wit Errol

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    • 128
      John Bercockold says:

      Everyone I know is a sexual deviant and I still can’t get laid.

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    • 131
      Sam the Skull drinking Buckfast in Maryhill and occasionally dodging the Strathclyde constabulary says:

      Where is Guido and all his gunpowder now that we really need him?

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  47. 124
    Anonymous says:

    Ugly slap

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  48. 125
    Fish says:

    Meanwhile over at Toilet’s Daily Mirror, they are laying in to IDS over pensioner benefits.

    The incompetent Chris Leslie said:“There are clearly major divisions within the Government over whether to cap pensioner benefits.

    “One minute Downing Street are ruling it out and the next Iain Duncan Smith is ruling it in. It is time for the Government to come clean over what exactly they are going to do with pensioner benefits.”

    What fucking hypocrites they are. Foghorn Reeves confirmed on Brillo’s show that Labour would be including the State Pension in the benefits cap…the pension that is, not just the bus pass and TV licence.

    Of course the BBC have buried the story.

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/iain-duncan-smith-targets-poor-3109721#ixzz2sJ8Yq2nR

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  49. 129
    The Colonel says:

    Is he the new Black Rod.

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  51. 136
    altruism in industry says:

    do these black guys shave their heads to avoid looking comical ?

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  52. 137
    Spear Chuka Umunna says:

    You wouldn’t find me associating with trash like this.

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  53. 139
    Alley Sally says:

    I’ve had more pricks than a pub dartboard

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  54. 140
    altruism in industry says:

    That is Roy from Roy’s pub in weston-super-mare, what do the indigenous females want to “have relations” with the Caribbeans for anyway ? could it be to do with the BBC ?

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    • 141
      altruism in industry says:

      I think the test is do you shake your penis when you go to the urinal or do you slap it ?

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  55. 143
    M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

    The things these lefties will do to prove they’re not racist. tsk..

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  56. 146
    Sir Mary Flappes says:

    The lovely Ms Beurre-Kuh had, I believe, sought the gentleman’s advice on Caribbean cuisine.The peck itself being one of gratitude for his undertaking to come round and fill her Snapper.

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  57. 150
    albacore says:

    It’s a long while since Sally was The Pride of Our Alley
    The trend, these days, rather slides towards being more pally
    And when Caesar’s wife is sadly lacking in arousal
    There’s no shame left in seeking it outside her espousal

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      Ancient seafarer says:

      Now now! We all learned that Caesar’s wife had to be whiter than white – but I don’t think she lived on Benefits Street with a similarly named overweight slag.

      Going back in time. I still recall a verse from a poem we learned – thus:

      [Palace guard]: “Who goes there?” said the guard at the gate? “What is the news that you ride so late?”
      [Messenger]: “News most pressing that cannot wait – and must be told to Caesar alone.”

      I wonder if they still teach that these days?

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  58. 151
    Captain Pedalo says:

    Everyone is entitled to a private life.

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  59. 154
    smoke and mirrors says:

    Lynton Crosby gets a bit of Bercow self promotion on the front page instead of “Suffolk people power kicks out Cameron eco loon”

    Like

  60. 155
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    I am feeling very confident today, I am wearing extra extra tight trousers.

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  61. 156
    Anonymous says:

    Jack Dromey’s fluffer?

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  62. 159
    ████ 'changed my tune ' Hoon says:

    Another LibDem in clink.

    Like

  63. 160
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    Like

  64. 161
    Just Sayin' says:

    54% of Scots want to stay in the UK?

    100% of this Englishman wants them out.

    Like

  65. 163
    Joss Taskin says:

    Has Slaggy Bercow got home yet ?

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  66. 168
    Howdy do dere honey says:

    FTSE 100 6426.28
    Down
    -39.38 -0.61%

    Welcome to “Black Tuesday” folks.

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  67. 171
    Anonymous says:

    i thought she only liked gippos?

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  68. 172
    Guy News Room says:

    And Conservative Home readers’ choice for the next EU Commissioner is….drumroll……..GUIDO FAWKES !

    Like

  69. 180
    Barf says:

    With a head like hers, she should be Sally Burqqa

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  70. 183
    DAVE one term flop CAMERON says:

    She was filming her latest TV show

    Cum swap with me

    Like

  71. 185
    Jack 'give me black' Dromey says:

    Would they like me to make up a threesome?

    Like

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      Hate Filled Harpie says:

      Nobody wants you, you gimp. That’s why you married your dominatrix. Cheaper in the long run than the hourly rate. Now get back to your wanking.

      Like

  72. 186
    JACK DRILLME says:

    Oh give me some of that !

    Like

  73. 187
    ANON says:

    https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/nominate-someone-for-a-uk-national-honour

    Nomination for a British Empire Medal for services to improving relations with the Afro Caribbean community?

    Like

  74. 192
    Displaced Brummie says:

    Yeah, but it wasn’t like they were touching, much. She wasn’t hugging him and responding to his kiss, right? Oh. She was?

    They had their mouths closed, yes? No? Oh, shit!

    Well, their were definitely no tongues? Oh, bugger. There was tongue action, yes?

    This deserves to be savoured with some popcorn. Chocolate covered, of course!

    http://www.lakeland.co.uk/18079/Lakeland-Chocolate-Popcorn-Topper?gclid=CN2zu7uXsrwCFSsCwwodXiUA5A&src=gfeed&s_kwcid=AL!49!3!45200417771!!!g!19958686811!&ef_id=Us0kgQAABOy1DCNG:20140204094303:s

    Time Mr Bercow resigned, I feel. Poor cuck… errr, chap.

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  75. 198
    Libertie(s) says:

    Has she moved / been thrown out yet?

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  76. 199
    Mr Anonymous says:

    ‘Must Tongue Sally’ – someone at the Sun deserves a promotion for that headline alone. Great work.

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  77. 205
    Libertie(s) says:

    Once you try black you never go back?

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  78. 216
    Anonymous says:

    Who is looking after the kids Sally?

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  79. 218
    Sal says:

    Who give a s**t? Wiv the berkt I have to put up at home, a girl wants to have fun an’ get a bit of colour in her life.

    Like

  80. 219
    Big Boy says:

    She’s a real goer, I can tell you man.

    Like

  81. 220
    Alex says:

    I bet Sally is lousy at making a sandwich (hit tip to Mickey Flanagan)

    Like

  82. 225
    Would be suitor of Sam the Skull says:

    Would love to see John challenge Sally’s “friend” to a few rounds in the ring.

    Like

  83. 226
    Labour voting thicko! says:

    She is so sad!

    Like

  84. 233
    Smack My Nigella Up says:

    totally out of context face

    Yeah, missed the photo of you sucking his cock

    Like


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