February 3rd, 2014

VICTORY: Tim Yeo Deselected

CCHQ:

“The South Suffolk Conservative Association have voted not to re-adopt Tim Yeo MP as their candidate for the next General Election.  Selection for the South Suffolk constituency will be opened in due course.”

Yeo sobs:

“It has been a privilege to serve as MP for South Suffolk since 1983. I will continue to work for all my constituents until the General Election next year. I am immensely grateful to all those Conservative Party members who voted for me to continue as their MP. I now ask them all to campaign for my successor with the same loyalty and dedication they have shown to me. I will give my full and unqualified support to whoever is chosen as the candidate here in South Suffolk. I wish him or her every success.”

82% turnout. Tories not releasing vote breakdown figures. Bye!


78 Comments

  1. 1
    Tim Yeo says:

    First

  2. 2
    Tooth fairy says:

    Taxi !!!!!!!

    • 59
      Reg says:

      “I will give my full and unqualified support to whoever is chosen as the candidate here in South Suffolk. I wish him or her every success.” I would not like to be his successor. He will never be off is successors back.

    • 72

      This twat represents South Suffolk but lives in Sandwich in Kent. How does the slippery shitbag provide representation of his constituents?

  3. 3
    nell says:

    There is a God!

  4. 4
    Nigel Farage says:

    Game on.

  5. 5
    YoYo Yeo says:

    I’ll be back

    • 23
      No says:

      You’ll be cack.

    • 29
      Sally Talbot says:

      Of course you will be back, shit sticks to anything.

    • 36
      Lord Chamberpot says:

      Yes, Lord Yeo

      • 51
        Out! says:

        Yeo will be 69 in March. Time to go!

        • 62
          I dislike socialists intensely says:

          To elevate him to the Lords would be to devalue the whole honours system.

          • Lord Chamberpot says:

            There’s a special bench for peers who have done jail time and who are, ahem, Friends of Jimmy. Tim will fit in well.

          • Dodgy Geezer says:

            …To elevate him to the Lords would be to devalue the whole honours system…

            It will also devalue the whole concept of democracy. Yeo hasn’t jus failed to get in at al election – he’s been positively turned out by his constituents.

            To go back to them and say ” That oik you kicked out for being crap – we’ve made him a lifetime politician..” sounds like insult upon injury…

  6. 6
    MT says:

    Just rejoice at that news.

  7. 7
    Bread and Circusssesesses's says:

    Public appeased, job done.

  8. 8
    Perse O'Nalley says:

    Yaaaaay….no Yeo

  9. 9
    Executive Summary says:

    “It has been a privilege to serve as MP for South Suffolk since 1983. I will continue to work for all my constituents until the General Election next year.

    “I am immensely grateful to all those Conservative Party members who voted for me to continue as their MP. I now ask them all to campaign for my successor with the same loyalty and dedication they have shown to me.

    “I will give my full and unqualified support to whoever is chosen as the candidate here in South Suffolk. I wish him or her every success.”

    Bollocks

  10. 10
    The British media are cunts says:

    Need to get rid of Cameron next.

  11. 11
    Claire says:

    Don’t let the turbines hit Yeo on the way out.

  12. 12
    nell says:

    I do bhope this man is not going to end up on a quango or paid by us to work in the eu.

  13. 13
    broderick crawford says:

    well well well….

    i really thought he had manipulated enough if the okd oraetorian guard to hang on in there .

    still … any decent quango – ships going spare ..

  14. 14
    Meanwhile - Back to more serious politics says:
  15. 15
    Perse O'Nalley says:

    I will continue to work for all my constituents until the General Election next year…..from the 19th hole!

  16. 16
    Telly tax is theft. says:

    Shame..

  17. 18
    CharlieTheChump says:

    HaHaHa, gotim

  18. 25
    Mitch says:

    Why have the crosshairs appeared after he’s ‘dead’?

  19. 27
    Maxwell Waltzer says:

    The backing of Dave !

  20. 28
    Riggsy Brown says:

    Nice work, Guido.

    • 32
      John Smith says:

      His neglect of his constituency may have had something to do with it as well.

    • 63
      Anonymous says:

      Fantastic job Guido. I know you are busy but can you now sort out David Laws and Baroness Uddin. I think they owe the tax payers a great deal of money.

  21. 30
    Tim Yeo says:

    Any chance of a recount?

  22. 39
    Throg says:

    Whatever happened to the ‘Right of Recall’?

    Ah yes? 649 other MP’s realising that if implemented this could happen to them.

    *move along, nothing to see here*

  23. 40
    Sir Mary Flappes says:

    Toodle-pip. Oinker!

  24. 41
    Bloke in the wrong thread says:

    One evening last week I was looking at a copy of
    Punch magazine from *1970*, and it had a bit in there about pollution,
    and how it was all a lot of fuss about nothing, blah blah blah
    children love playing in oil slicks, blah blah blah the countryside is
    an invention anyway and therefore an oil refinery is no different to a
    field of wheat, blah blah blah hysterical elite, blah blah blah an
    acceptable price to pay for economic progress.

    I looked the author’s name up – Peter Preston – and he was only the
    bleedin’ Grauniad editor from 1975 to 1995!

    A MERE 36 YEARS LATER he’s writing this:

    http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2006/dec/04/comment.transport

    “And the air is rank with fumes, a hacking cough of carbon calamity.”

    • 54
      Hypocrisy thy name is Ken says:

      Another little gem in Preston’s Grauniad piece.

      Of course Ken Livingstone knows that black cabs are bad for your health. “Taxis are responsible for 24% of fine particle and 12% of nitrogen oxide of road transport emissions in the centre of London,” he says.

      This would be the same Ken who clocked up thousands of pounds worth of taxi fares on Londoners’ tab. The same Ken who famously took a 234 mile taxi ride from Blackpool to London. Was that one in a diesel, Ken?

  25. 42
    Reckless Tracey says:

    One greedy git out but still a lot of us still there, but I am sure Dave will find a well paid position for him somewhere

  26. 43
    Y not? says:

    Yokels yank Yeo from trough. Yay!

  27. 46
    The Cumbrian says:

    The House of Lords beckons ?

  28. 47
    Waiting for Speaker's response says:

    Turning to the MP, Anne McIntosh, the Speaker said: “If I may – I don’t want to embarrass you – say it is further reflection of the very important work you do here on behalf of your constituents and others. You are a fine chair of the Environment, Food and Rural Affairs Select Committee and we much appreciate the work you do in this House.” Mr Bercow added: “I hope the cheers for that proposition will be noted in the North of England.” Mr Bercow has to be perceived as neutral in the chair

    Please let us know when the impartial Speaker also comments on Yeo

  29. 49
    Joe Public & all Voting UKIP.ORG says:

    Great News that Yeo Yeo has been caught by Pharaohs Revenge
    & is shitting himself in the process following the results

    Watch out CMDD you may be Next !!!

  30. 53
    cured lefty says:

    watch this upmarket spiv fill his boots right up till the polls close at the GE

  31. 54
    Kon Dealer says:

    What a shame.
    My heart pumps p*** for him.

  32. 58
    Andrew Efiong says:

    Gotcha!

    Another scalp on Guido’s wall, I suspect this one will have pride of place! One by one Guido is cleaning up parliament, outing the crooks and nailing the troughers.

    Well done to all for exposing this man’s venal conflicts of interests plus his utter disregard for his constituency.

    If only Labour in Kirkcaldy were bothered about Gordon Brown’s idle ways!

  33. 61
    Winston says:

    A more dignified acceptance of the result by Yeo, more so than Miss McIntosh, who clearly doesn’t like democracy when it goes against her

  34. 67
    frank says:

    South Suffolk really need to be represented by Nigel Farage- if only to watch him let rip at PMQ.

    BTW, BERCOW is an earlier example of Cast Iron Cameron’s commitment to democracy and competence.

  35. 68
    Jen The Blue says:

    Good riddance to a hypocritical, self serving, greenie madman.

    No doubt soon to be Lord Yeo of Snout in the Trough.

  36. 69
    Another lying adulterer bites the dust says:

    This slimeball should have been deselected years ago.

  37. 71
    Everyone in S.Suffolk says:

    There was an old trougher named Yeo,
    Who repeatedly said he won’t go.
    The good folk of Suffolk
    Said we’ve had enough, folk(s)
    and voted to deselect him, Ho! Ho!

  38. 73
    Labour voting thicko! says:

    Goodbye to the biggest leech in politics!

  39. 75
    Oooarrr local oik in Huntingdon says:

    Djanogly MP in Huntingdon could be on the de-selection list. A caught-out trougher who spied on the previous election agent. Watch for this.

  40. 78
    Anonymous says:

    Of no relevance but went to the same Uni (Exeter) as his first fling, for the record her nickname was “Fit Bird”.


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Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”



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