February 3rd, 2014

Psycho Huhne’s Lecture on Loyalty

It is worth savouring Chris Huhne’s lecture to the Tories in the Guardian this morning. “Whatever happened to loyalty?” he hectors, with a straight face telling us how the LibDems are saintly but the Tories are experts in betrayal. He would know, having betrayed his own wife, his children, his party and knifed rival after rival down the years. Huhne’s column is becoming increasingly unhinged…


  1. 1
    F**k the LibLabCon says:

    Yes, next question.

  2. 2
    Reader says:

    Don’t be fooled by the doey eyes. He’s a total fruitloop.

  3. 3
    dai laughing says:

    unhinged – yes but that’s the entertainment value

  4. 4
    Jmf says:

    Down the years we have seen that this is normal behaviour and thinking of the Libdems. This article comes at no great surprise.

  5. 5
    Steve Miliband says:

    Did Philip Seymour Hoffman die fighting in Afghanistan, on a space mission or saving a drowning child?

  6. 6
    Stanlislavski says:

    Wasn’t he some kind of a methodone actor?

  7. 7
    Dave H. says:

    He wrote a Guardian article about fracking last week. It began “Chris Huhne: the truth…”

  8. 8
    The Crab Lice says:

    As Symbionts we control the host Huhne’s brain now.

  9. 9
    Jmf says:

    What Mr.Huhne needs to restore his sanity is some therapy like having his portrait painted like Mr.Clegg.

  10. 10
    Ah! Constance says:


    A Psycho and a C*nt.

  11. 11
    Ah! yes says:

    His motto is

    ” C*nt or be c*nted “

  12. 12
    M102 says:

    Ah took your pwants Chris.

  13. 13
    Sarah Teather says:

    I’ve not had a shag in ages

  14. 14
    Mustapha Djinn says:

    I thought, that after his sojourn at Her Majesty’s Pleasure, his name had been changed Marigold.

  15. 15

    Mr. Huhne certainly displays many behaviours characteristic of a psychopath. As a member of the human race, he’s definitely not fit for purpose. Perfect Guardian columnist material.

  16. 16
    Jmf says:

    I see that McCluskey is over the moon with the Boy Millibands reforms of the Unions relationship with Labour. Must be like getting the keys to a sweetshop for a child.

  17. 17
    I dislike socialists intensely says:

    What a hypocritical tosser, He betrayed his wife and family not to mention
    his party .Has he no shame ? A disgusting individual .

  18. 18

    There goes a nation of fortunate men.

  19. 19
    Son of Boyo says:

    Mistress Huhne really is off her trolley.

  20. 20
    lojolondon says:

    For the LimpDims to lecture anyone on morality is hilarious, and in a better paper than the Guardian it would never have been published. The Conservative party has 10 times more people than LD’s, yet in sex scandals, lying, cheating and dishonesty the LD’s lead the way! And Huhne is right at the head of that pack.

  21. 21
    Gary says:

    He is politician. it is job qualification.

  22. 22
    Anonymous says:

    No he was a fucking junkie,they never learn.

  23. 23
    Men In White says:

    An interesting question which I and several esteemed colleagues have pondered for around two seconds, I am afraid the answer is……YES

    Sadly of course, part of the condition is that he fails to recognise this and he really should be locked up an a secure institution for public safety.

  24. 24
    John Bull says:

    How is any of this going to stop the break-up of the UK?

    226 days and counting. Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock.

    Ask yourself – what are YOU doing to preserve our great United Kingdom?

  25. 25
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    Is Mr Huhne subject to an order banning him from public office?

    Can Mrs May strip him of UK citizenship ?

  26. 26
    Bert Camus says:

    It is times like this when I am glad I do not have a daughter.

  27. 27
    DAVE one term flop CAMERON says:

    He also betrayed his electorate and the country he was supposed to be representing , by being a lying fucker

  28. 28
    The crabs says:

    We met some very strange creatures hanging around his gonads.

  29. 29
    Anonymous says:

    Might do well in the ‘fiction’ section of a lending library then…

    Huhne wouldn’t know the truth if it biffed him round the head with a wet fish…

  30. 30

    can we get the sign on the podium changed?

    “In government & on your back”

    It’s only the one word.

  31. 31
    Alex Dumas says:

    Perhaps he could become President of France or the EU then?

  32. 32
    Handycock says:

    He is a physco unlike me. I’m forming a new party named after me. It will be the fourth I’ve been
    in following my triumphs in Labour, SDP and Libdems.
    I will never give up public office the nation needs me and I need the expenses.

  33. 33
    mraemiller says:

    Do both popes shit in the woods?

  34. 34
    Morgan's Organ says:

    Absolutely, gather round and hopefully watch him disappear up his own derriere. David Copperfield eat your heart out!

  35. 35
    EUHATER says:

    Great that’s just what we need a lecture from a criminal with crabs .

  36. 36

    I’d listen, with interest, to the crabs’ point of view.

  37. 37
    broderick crawford says:

    Can he be depoerted back to La La Land on the basis this would NOT infringe, impinge , unhinge or in any other way singe his HUHNEman rights ?

  38. 38
    broderick crawford says:

    you d know about being a lying fucker of course dave , reneging as you did on our right to an in out EU referendum during THIS Parliament !!!

  39. 39
    broderick crawford says:

    …. and are both bears Catholic ?

  40. 40
    Huhne says:

    The trouble with you, Mr Fawkes, is that you don’t get the point. My wife’s is the one who gets the points. I’m the only one who talks sense and the rest of you are completely deluded.

  41. 41
    broderick crawford says:


    Crabs … he never told me he had crabs ….. all he said was he had a speeding ticket boil that needed lancing .

  42. 42
    General Opinion says:

    He’s bonkers like all Lib-Dems. They’ve either pervs or raving loonies.

  43. 43
    Fly on the wall says:

    If the gloves fit….

  44. 44
    Old Chinahand says:

    I have met quite a few people who I have considered to be unhinged to some degree. Some in quite responsible positions should not have been trusted with the authority that goes with it.

    One or two people have made me wonder whether evil is an extreme of mental illness.

    My belief is that it is not. Some people are just born wicked – usually completely devoted to their own advancement. I think a lot of people of this type are attracted to politics. Quite a lot in entertainment as well, since they are similar pursuits.

    I think Huhne is evil. Blair is a similar character although more dangerous because he knows how to make people like him – for a while.

    I can laugh at Huhne. I am afraid of Blair.

  45. 45
    Shrink Rap says:

    He’s either self-unaware or doesn’t care. I.e., mad or bad. Or both.

  46. 46
    No Gordon, I'm the psychiatrist. You're the patient. says:

    Don’t knock poor little Huhny woony too much… he’s done wonders for popcorn sales.

  47. 47
    Hilda Berger says:

    Has he brought the iPad he stole back yet?

  48. 48
    Labour Loather says:

    I blame the criminal justice system he should still be banged up.

  49. 49
    Xavier Onassis says:

    Agree, barking mad and a convicted crook too. Ideal qualities to be a senior liberal democrat!

  50. 50
    Crabinfestedscrote says:

    I’ve just had a trawl through the Guarniad comments….I can’t seem to find any of the brilliant points made above in this (Guido’s) site posted over there. Why? Huhne is an absolute hypocrite, and the sheery irony of getting a lecture on loyalty and other virtues from such a slimebag is just mind-boggling. So, why aren’t some of you guys cutting and pasting your comments over there as well? Or maybe you have, but the Guarniad censorship/moderator is deleting them? Not only has he written this smug piece of shite article, but he’s actively engaged in arguing with people who leave comments….the guy is spoiling for a fight…come on!

  51. 51
    Anonymous says:

    Surely his caring/sharing Guardian employer has a duty of care to ensure he gets immediate help before he harms himself or others.

  52. 52
    Anonymous says:

    If voting changed anything they’d abolish it,so what’s the point of “doing” anything?

  53. 53
    Another lying adulterer bites the dust says:

    Chris Huhne preaching loyalty is like Gordon Brown advocating courage.

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