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• No Electoral Commission record of gobby Owen Jones’ promised donation of Lord Ashcroft prize money.
• The Raabel MPs left the whips cursing.
• The boss of a “community brewery” who appeared in Labour’s new PPB with Ed Miliband to blame the government over no bank loan has huge debts and a wound-up company.
• Yet another “miscommunication” in a Lib Dem sex scandal.
• After £11,750 painting, Diane Abbott expenses a £350 photo.

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