February 2nd, 2014

Read Guido’s Column in The Sun on Sunday Online

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  • No Electoral Commission record of gobby Owen Jones’ promised donation of Lord Ashcroft prize money.
  • The Raabel MPs left the whips cursing.
  • The boss of a “community brewery” who appeared in Labour’s new PPB with Ed Miliband to blame the government over no bank loan has huge debts and a wound-up company.
  • Yet another “miscommunication” in a Lib Dem sex scandal.
  • After £11,750 painting, Diane Abbott expenses a £350 photo.

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499 Comments

  1. 1
    Ma­q­bo­ul says:

    Is there a page 3 in the Sunday edition?

  2. 2
    C.O.Jones says:

    Surely you meant a page 3 with “baps”?

  3. 3
    hang on.. says:

    It’s not £1 a month to subscribe. It’s a £1 trial for the first month, then it goes up 800%.

    “After any trial or introductory offer period has ended, Sun+ costs £2 a week” – Sun+

  4. 4
    Paperless Orifice says:

    No need to buy the Sun. You can get tits and news for free on the internet.

  5. 5
    Ma­q­bo­ul says:

    No not bread rolls but BIG TITTIES.

  6. 6
    R Hon DC says:

    I say you chaps, have you seen this articles about Civilas and a report they are going to publish with special interest to Londonstanis, by Jove they have got something there, I wonder why I didn’t think of it. http://www.theguardian.com/business/2014/feb/01/rich-overseas-investors-uk-eu-housing-market

  7. 7
    Chicken Gheedough says:

    Massa Murdoch, sah, he chop off granpappy’s foot for disobeying

  8. 8
    Marr and Gove on Sunday Politics says:

    It doesn’t become gentlemen to point out the hypocracy of Lady Harman going on about lack of cushy government jobs for (rich connected) women. Best to stick to the scripted waffle because we’re all in this together.

  9. 9
    R Hon DC says:

    The Sun has all the female tits and bum and various loads of other tits from footy, actors to politicians but you have to pay for it.

  10. 10
    Dreary Steeples says:

    Harriet is inferior to men
    Harriet is inferior to men
    Harriet is inferior to men
    Harriet is inferior to men
    Harriet is inferior to men
    Harriet is inferior to men
    Harriet is inferior to men
    Harriet is inferior to men
    Harriet is inferior to men
    Harriet is inferior to men

  11. 11
    Red lobster union fat get says:

    Me and me pina colada are well chuffed, you peasants can fucking well walk. my boys in de Tube are the best. Any one want a fight?

  12. 12
    R Hon DC says:

    You understand that Geedes has to obey The Master, when first launched Sky was free to air the squarial mod put a sub on it, when the squarial mob went The Master bought up the remains then put subs on Sky, that is the way The Master operates

  13. 13
    Eastend Jessie's family says:

    We’d like to thank the Sun for splashing a vulgar story about us all over the front page at this, our time of grief.

    We particularly appreciate the empathy Mr M urdoch must feel having his own familial problems such as the squarks of his wife being fawked up the ‘Aris by Blair while the deaf old bastard is still changing his “adult diapers” in the en-suite.

  14. 14
    McAdder says:

    Dear at half the price.

  15. 15
    Still on hols down under and its well into February, 29 degrees C today says:

    Is it still raining? Saw some pictures of rain the other day, does it fall from the sky? Not seen the rain this year, arf arf.

  16. 16

    Small print pedant.

  17. 17

    The battle of form over content continues.

    Our lifetimes would effectively be eight times as long if we did not stop all the time to consider these appendages.

    small government
    big titties
    big titties
    big titties
    big titties
    small government
    big titties
    big titties
    big titties
    big titties
    small government
    big titties
    big titties
    big titties
    big titties
    small government
    :-)

  18. 18
    We need help says:

    Sunday Politics has that Green thing on, sloping shoulders seem to be the order, but climate change we need to act on, no wonder we have problems.

  19. 19
    R Hon DC says:

    M., you mean when going for a bra, when asking what size, they reply two empty buckets

  20. 20
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    E’mma G’ilpin J’acobs : Was she r’aped or pushed ?

  21. 21
    Jessie Slagpants says:

    U you slagging off?

  22. 22
    R Hon DC says:

    Puss, I thought they were all big Titties in government.

  23. 23
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    I think Hayek would agree. I for sure do.

  24. 24
    Samantha Cameron says:

    I’ve never noticed you take any interest in my tits, David.
    Bum, yes, when I put on my sexy husky voice, but there are easier ways to get pregnant than sucking your sap out of my behind with a pipette and putting it into the correct place.

  25. 25
    R Hon DC says:

    Yes I think my Super Heavyweight champion Eric Pickles would be delighted to flatten you

  26. 26
    Butch Dave says:

    Calm down, dear.

    From what the boring old straight boys tell me, your chest isn’t much to speak about anyway.

  27. 27
    R Hon DC says:

    Who on earth watches that rubbish, besides, it it is on the Beeb which you lot don’t watch or say you don’t

  28. 28
    Iain Duncan Smith says:

    Cameron’s VAT hike has cost pensioners £825 per household as millionaires received a tax cut http://www.itv.com/news/update/2014-02-02/vat-hike-has-cost-pensioner-couples-825-say-labour/

  29. 29
    Nick Clog says:

    Ignore them, Guilder.
    News stories are like election promises. Truth/Falsehood? Is there really, fundamentally any difference?

  30. 30
    Anonymous says:

    Mirror following the sun story

    A veteran entertainer is to be ­arrested by police investigating the Jimmy Savile sex attack scandal.

    The comedian, who is a household name in his 70s, will be held in the next few days over allegations of sexual abuse.

    In a separate development, a second entertainer who was quizzed under caution in November on similar allegations, is also set to be formally arrested.

    The man, in his 80s, is believed to have written to one of his alleged ­victims to express regret.

    A source close to Scotland Yard’s Operation Yewtree inquiry said: “The latest big name to be ­arrested will be a real shocker to a lot of people. He’s not somebody you would have associated with this sort of thing. The other celebrity will be even more of a surprise.”

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/jimmy-savile-child-abuse-scandal-1571408#ixzz2sAFAIlVi

    Follow us: @DailyMirror on Twitter | DailyMirror on Facebook

  31. 31
    David The Goliath of Politics says:

    Well, only another 15 months of pretence to go, by jove time flies. Who would have thought that you could fool all of the people all of the time and do absolutely zilch about anything. Tony was right, the nation is full of half wits, tell `em anything he said, and I did.

    Mr Rumpley, Herman, old boy.. which role shall I perform circa May 2017 when the lecture tours finish?

  32. 32
    R Hon DC says:

    Not where I am, sun shining cool but pleasant don’t know care about Londonistan

  33. 33
    Eastend Jessie's family says:

    We watch it cos our Jessie is in it.

    Well, we don’t really, shouty miserable shit that it is; but we can deduce simply by reading the screenshot of the front page above.

  34. 34
    Ric Holden CCHQ says:

    45,597,461 people registered to vote in 2010, 10,703,654 voted Tory, so 76.5% did not vote for Cameron as PM…

  35. 35

    I had heard about titties that what you can’t get in your mouth is wasted. Indeed, I do have a preference for form here and prefer those which do not hang but are symmetrical about the horizontal axis. I have always been quite a firm person in business, politics and… OK, we won’t go there.

    On that basis, there must be and equivalent measure of government, of which you can say: What you can’t get in an X is wasted.

    My candidate for that missing X is a telephone kiosk.

  36. 36
    R Hon DC says:

    Gideon and I though it was the right thing to do, make the plebeians pay then there is more for me and my chums, what, what.

  37. 37
    Persona non grata says:

    Hello.

  38. 38
    I Feel sick says:

  39. 39
    Persona non grata says:

    LibDumbs following official EU policy. http://tinyurl.com/p4tjwfg Anti EU demonstrations in Fr*ance today. The mighty Brussels starting to crap themselves.

  40. 40

    FFS! The police are becoming more about entertainment than the entertainment industry is.

    Stop these pre-announcements like: “You will be really surprised.” Just get on and do your job properly for a change.

    Then people might begin slowly to regain trust in the police again.

  41. 41
    Eastend Jessie's family says:

    “The latest big name to be ­arrested will be a real shocker to a lot of people. He’s not somebody you would have associated with this sort of thing. The other celebrity will be even more of a surprise.”

    Is this how the plod communicate these days?

    What’s more surprising than a “real shocker”?

    Buy a shit paper tomorrow for the next update.

  42. 42
    Podiceps says:

    And 5,752,381 of those who voted Labour didn’t exist.

  43. 43
    David The Goliath of Politics says:

    And what will become of Gove? The man has three brains which must be sated.

  44. 44
     says:

    Ow Do.

  45. 45
    Commissioner UpYoursDalors says:

    Yeah, crapping our way all the way to the bank to check our salary, expenses and pensions. What the fuck are you going to do about it? Vote for the Tories? Hahaha. Vote UKIP and let Millionaireband in? Hohohoho.

    Go on, do one! Swivel on this middle digit, sunshine. Now let’s check onto the Ryanair webist — I don’t want to use up too much of my expenses

    HAhahahaha!

  46. 46
    R Hon DC says:

    Not suprising really, folks are put of from voting because they do not see their lot improving no matter whoever they voted for the previos time proves to be as bad as the previous lot. Londonistan has a very fluid population, a few boroughs lose 50% in one year replaced by the same number.

  47. 47
    Red lobster fat union get says:

    `e can come and do the tickets on der stations. `e will be well suited wif a cap on ees bonce.

  48. 48
    3 Cheers 4 Gove says:

    Good Bloke.

    Woman Quangoess appointed for 3 years.

    Works her Contract.

    Gove extends her contract while he seeks new HeadQuango.

    Ungrateful Quangoess thinks the world owes her a living and has an attack of the vapours all around Westminster press Luvvie land

    Thus proving Gove was correct not to appoint her for another 3 years

  49. 49
    R Hon DC says:

    Well he will not become PM.

  50. 50
    Persona non grata says:

    This autumn, for the first time, the euro states handed over plans for their national budgets to the EU commission before they showed them to their national parliaments.

    This kind of budgetary supervision goes to the core of the national state, yet there was little debate about it in each of the member states, either when the legislation was in the making or after the fact

    http://tinyurl.com/ozmkzgm

    Is this known generally, or has the cat been let out of the bag.

  51. 51
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Apparently, there is a “row” about some Labourite being fired from some quango or other.

    A “row” is media-speak for “shit, there’s absolutely fuck-all happening anywhere; let’s concoct something – anything – to get the punters to read us”.

    I don’t remember the Beeboids complaining in the same way when Bliar created a whole load of pointless quangos and stuffed them all full of Labourites.

  52. 52
    R Hon DC says:

    Oooo Sam, you are awful, but I like you

  53. 53

    You can imagine it, can’t you?

    They probably all gathered together one weekend, whilst Nick was in Brussels, and banged the shit out of every orifice she possessed. All the old favourites were there my Princess, there is probably a tape if you look far enough.

    Then they decided that she wasn’t much good for any purpose, tried some small boys who happened to be on hand instead (What we stand for explained), and then gave her marching orders along the lines: We have been thinking about your future and want you to get on in life. Have you thought of working for charity?

    Nick comes back and denies all knowledge, you know the form…

  54. 54
    A Labour Quango is for Life says:

    The stupid woman is now I hope unemployable.

    Where in her contract did it say that when her contract was over that she must be given a new contract.

    She seems to think that she should be kept on the gravy train for life.

    Good riddance.

  55. 55

    There used to be a programme called Opportunity Knocks.

    I am only beginning to realise, decades later, how good TV was at employing euphemisms.

  56. 56
    Mr Potato Head2 says:

    Hell’s angels.

  57. 57
    Makes me weep says:

    FFS who’s idea was it first to do away with the rivers board and replace it with a politically biased “environment agency”.

    And then put a Labour gayer in charge who’s only qualification is a PhD thesis on Coleridge and Wordsworth?

  58. 58
    Makes me weep says:

    FFS who’s idea was it first to do away with the rivers board and replace it with a politically biased “environment agency”.

    And then put a Labour gayer in charge who’s only qualification is a PhD thesis on C0leridge and Wordsworth?

  59. 59
    Show business says:

    They hope for big titties and
    end up with big titles.

  60. 60
    Mr Potato Head2 says:

    “the nation is full of half wits”. And all Liblabcon voters.

  61. 61
    Tinkerbell says:

    Arch Angel McCluskey?

  62. 62
    Old Nike Clegg says:

    Fallen Angels

  63. 63
    Stats or percentages says:

    Population 60,000,000 so 1 in 6 not 1 in 4

  64. 64
    EU says:

    and what about us and our say

  65. 65
    Slebs dont have D notices says:

    Never mind the stupid slebs. When are the old bill going to go after the politicians?

  66. 66
    appearances says:

    That Smith looks a bit queer.

  67. 67
    Guido still got it says:

    I want Samantha Fox

  68. 68
    Harri Hatefulperson men in particular says:

    As Channel 4’s Jon Snow admits that he thinks about sex every time he meets a woman,………….D T.

    Ugh

  69. 69
    Village Idiot says:

    …..Andrew Neil,sunday politics,..had a yellow/gold tie on,and,in his jacket ,top pocket,..a purple ,possibly silk,handkerchief!..Which political party colours,are those?

  70. 70
    No ships coming in says:

    The Devil makes work for idle minds.

    Liverpool dockers under employed, as always.

  71. 71
    Anonymous says:

    Sally Morgan a Labourite? you having a fucking laugh,part of the New Labour clique in the Reign of Terror who couldnt give a fuck about working class kids and their education.Is she married to that other fat useless bastard Boulton?

  72. 72
    UKIP(suspended) Councillor Silvester says:

    Len McCluskey believes he is an Angelic force for Good?

    I’ve heard it all now.

    Will the BBC run with this like they did when I said Cameron had upset God?

  73. 73
    Anonymous says:

    No its the other Blairite groupie Anji Hunter.

  74. 74
    Village Idiot says:

    …If lefties’ don’t get their own way,they huff in exasperation!..Harriet did it today,on Marr,and Vic Derbyshire did it the other day on R5!…Could become a good game,wind up a lefty to hear them huff!

  75. 75
    HappyUK says:

    Leah McGrath Goodman continues to do sterling work on the Jersey abuse scandal, and was even banned from the island for a while.

    Worth circulating and/or tweeting:

    http://www.irishexaminer.com/lifestyle/features/the-dark-side-of-a-golden-isle-257278.html

  76. 76
    So the Boulton Household is now on Benefits Street says:

    Mrs Boulton Eh? I had no idea. So that’s why she is getting so much attention and sympathy from the Meedia.

  77. 77
    Harperson says:

    I helped out Jack out with safe very well paid job, public pension, office in .central london, lads entertainment. And what about me and my pals.

  78. 78
    Green Party Arched Brows Goddess says:

    Your feelings are not reciprocated. And I thought you were feeling a little queer.

  79. 79
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    Large breasted blond and blue eyed Bavarian bar maids at Oktoberfest.

    Big government does not deliver this.

  80. 80
    Diane Abbott says:

    I’ve got it all, all on extra large scale.

    £25,000. That’s cheap. I am four time the size and ask for two and half times as much.

  81. 81
    Green Party Arched Brows Goddess says:

    Note to all members:

    Comments re Jo`n sn`ow being fully censor`ed.

  82. 82
    Vatican says:

    Saint hoods come to those who are dead and buried, forgotten about.

  83. 83
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    I had never heard of her before all this.

  84. 84
    Keep paper on lap says:

    Its small then one month latter is eye watering big.

  85. 85
    Anonymous says:

    Gulpin

  86. 86
    Sally Morgan's Bottom Line says:

    the bottom line is that she has not been so darned good that there is an unanswerable case for keeping her on. She was a political apparatchik appointed to a political job, and she’s served out her term. All her present fuss suggests is that she is yet another member of the unelected political class who doesn’t want to hand over the perks of easily obtained office.

    http://sgspolitics.blogspot.co.uk/2014/02/sally-morgans-politics.html

  87. 87
    Anonymous says:

    Pants are stained brown

  88. 88
    I dislike socialists intensely says:

    You have got to be joking , union barons are the biggest troughing scum
    there is . All there so called members are good for is paying their vastly
    inflated salaries and perks.

  89. 89
    Pick litter for bennies says:

    BBC radio and tv in full apoplectic rage as one of their own lefties is given the bullet.Don,t remember them complaining when Bliar was stuffing every public body with his chums and doners,many of who are dug in like limpets.Education standards need to be raised,maybe she was part of the problem?.

  90. 90
    Labour Party says:

    10,000,000 voted for us 1945 are dead and buried.

  91. 91
    London Labour Party says:

    To Dromley? Don’t think so.

  92. 92
    Ah! dear says:

    Eighty odd comments and not one of sympathy for the Dying Stepdad.

    What an unfeeling lot you are.

  93. 93
    Sally Morgan says:

    I’m a good person! And I’m friends with decent people! Like this decent, honourable chap.

  94. 94
    tachybaptus says:

    U turn if you want to.. the lady is not for turning..Thatcher

    UKIP if you want to.. frankly I’ll go anywhere that keeps me in power…Cameron.

    If a UKIP councillor thinks flooding is caused by gay marriage.. who am I to argue?..

    Big Dave’s Manifesto 2015.

  95. 95
    She Plays First Fiddle says:

    She’s an expenses Fiddler too.

    Main residence is London but she also has a house in the country. So for the purpose of expenses has swapped them over. Taxpayer is paying for her to travel to London and stay in London. Her husband John Lyons is a Full time LONDON Barrister also proves she is on the fiddle.

    Ex Blair Aide

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/6663968/Lords-expenses-Sally-Morgan-claimed-40000-for-London-home.html

  96. 96
    Persona non grata says:

    Belgium kicks out over 2000 interlopers for being too much of a burden on the state. http://tinyurl.com/o9oqblp If Belgium can do this, why can’t the UK?

  97. 97
    Táxpáyér says:

    On the one hand pensioners are the asset richest sector in the country so I can’t really complain, but VAT hurts much more than them, it’s a tax on work (those adding value) so causes unemployment to those who pay off the debts run up by pensioners.

  98. 98
    Spoiler Alert! says:

    It’s J i m m y T a r b u c k and C l i f f R i c h a r d.

    The police have pulled both of them in for questioning before and there are rumours all over the internet about them, mostly relating to E l m H o u s e.

  99. 99
    Táxpáyér says:

    jón snów alt gr is your friend.

  100. 100
    Bilda Berger says:

    A slimier git than that Canadian wοg, Hughie Green, has yet to tread the earth.

  101. 101
    King Arthur Scargill of Barnsley and Miners says:

    Too right.

    Members left due butchering and I remained financially armed to continue this fight. We will win. Representation of miners where political decisions are made, government money is spent and tory interests remain unchecked shall come about.

  102. 102
    Bilda Berger says:

    Turned out nice again.

  103. 103
    Táxpáyér says:

    Exactly. I saw that a while ago and asked why.

    The answer is simple. Political classes are on the end of the rents. Immigrants in => Taxpayer pays their rent => Rents are paid to politically connected.

    Hence the rather low-key coverage of a south coast MP…

  104. 104
    Bilda Berger says:

    I still haven’t heard of her, and I’m grateful for that.

  105. 105
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    Precedent is set. Now what is the next excuse from the UK Home Office going to be ?

  106. 106
    Goldman Saddam says:

    Political decisions are universally decided.

  107. 107
    Bilda Berger says:

    What about the Cardigan abuse scandal, which is brewing quietly in the background?

  108. 108
    Bilda Berger says:

    Jοn Snοw? Who he?

  109. 109
    Handycock, Grand Master, Libertine Lodge, located within Portsmouth City Council Guildhall says:

    I would let Samantha Fox suck on me anytime. Boaz.

    http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/local/mike-hancock-s-role-on-portsmouth-city-council-cabinet-hangs-in-balance-yet-again-1-5849546

  110. 110
    Anonymous says:

    this government ( unlike the last) doesvand consistently but its not shown on the BBC unless they can find an angle to attack the coalition in general and the Tories in particular.

  111. 111
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    The most portent aspect of that report:

    Most of the notices have been sent to R’omanians and Bulgarians. Third and fourth are people from Spain and Italy respectively.

    “You have the right to go to another EU country and stay there for up to three months without any obligations and also without any rights to claim benefits during these three months. Up to six months, you can stay only if you really can prove that you are looking for a job actively in this other EU state. And afterwards you cannot stay unless you have the financial means to support yourself and you have comprehensive sickness insurance,” spokesperson for the European Commission Mina Andreeva told euronews.

    So – from the commission itself, the open borders policy for relocation in Europe is fundamentally different to the model in the US and is mislabeled such thing.

    That being that you do not have the right to go to another member state and become homeless, or access certain basic state provided services.

    There is no further point the UK remaining in the EU.

  112. 112
    Gerald Vernon Jackson, Liberal Democrat Leader, Portsmouth City Council says:

    Handy you told me I was the Grand Master, what is going on? Boaz.

  113. 113
    gramma says:

    Your spelling fault does not confuse us Len.
    We all know that Unite are more concerned with angles rather than angels.

  114. 114
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    Oh – that’s just Dave’s latest PR Image – and attempt to connect with middle voters who prefer UKIP.

  115. 115
    Cathy Newman says:

    Game of Thrones, or the chauvinist whose job I want ?

  116. 116
    Wall Street Journal says:

    Surprise surprise

    Is there ONE ex Blair crony who is not on the fiddle?

    They take their lead fron the Capo Blair himself

    BTW

    She looks like a drag queen

    Are you sure she ia a woman?

  117. 117
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Cameron’s been at the Hollande X Bitter.

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/snoopers-charter-david-cameron-says-3095693

    Saw it on TV therefore I want to make it policy.

    The trouble is he sounds like a PR spiv without any substance.

    Even the Mail have picked up his ‘evidence’ is based on watching TV.

  118. 118
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    With the tawdry state of the Lib Dems regard for intimate relationships your imagery is not unwarranted.

    Thinking on a slightly higher plane (and as this is a Lib Dem story – that is a stretch), Nick Clegg’s behavior with respect what he was expecting his Director of Comms to deal with perhaps has violated her career in a most bloodied and brutal manner.

    If she hadn’t left, she would have been held to blame. Or – to my original point – is that what has just really happened ?

  119. 119
    Grand Master, Grand Lodge, Great Queen Street says:

    Calm down boys. We know Gerald voted against you at the suspension meeting but only on the orders of the Party hierarchy. Don’t forget I gave Handy permission to open the Lodge, whoever is Grand Master is irrelevant, Handy runs things in Portsmouth. Jahbulon.

    https://www.whatdotheyknow.com/request/membership_of_libertine_lodge

  120. 120
    Mornington Crescent says:

    “The World This Weekend from the BBC. Hello. The headlines this lunchtime: Tory row, Tory row, Tory row, Tory row, Tory row, Syria, Syria, Syria, Syria, David Milliband who was OF COURSE Foreigh Secretary, Tory row, Tory row. And that’s the World This Weekend.”

    FUCK OFF!!! :-)

  121. 121
    The Boy Plunger says:

    I am shorting Royal Mail shares because they are going to belly flop.

  122. 122
    Chazza says:

    Anyone denying these floods are not connected to globule warming change is a complete nutter, fruitcake and headless chicken, as I told my begonias this morning.

  123. 123
    long John Silver's parrot says:

    Just like his hair then.

  124. 124
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    Could this be further fallout from J’ohn A’ffleck’s book ?

    The S’tingemore / M’cSweeney trial is coming up soon – that is one to watch.

    R’ichard would probably be able to help with investigations as he was moving in the same circles at the time (as photographs show), but if he was directly involved or not is a whole different question.

    Whoever it was who wrote that letter expressing regret to a victim should be case closed as the apology will constitute an admission of guilt. Which should make it clear why L’ord R’ennard is not budging on that issue.

  125. 125

    He should get out more.

    Go to the pub or something, :-)

  126. 126
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Vote UKIP for Big Titties!

  127. 127
    Paula Yates says:

    Who’s my daddy ?

  128. 128
    P'aula Y'ates says:

    Who’s my daddy ?

  129. 129

    Pathetic! We all know you are a troll.

  130. 130
    Ed Miliband and Ed Balls says:

    You called for a big pair of tits?

  131. 131
    Duty Pedant says:

    Sounds like ?

  132. 132
    Fishy says:

    Don’t pay for it then. It’s not as if they’re the BBC and they’re going lock you up for non-payment.

  133. 133
    David Cameron's gut says:

    Definitely not punishment for gay marriage, or the environment agency, must be global warming. I believe the science is settled…

  134. 134
    David Cameron says:

    Goodo! Can’t have my millionaire chums paying tax. That’s for those awful middle classes to do. Just keep up this reporting of people on 100k being filthy rich and we’ll happily carry on taxing them at over 60%.

  135. 135
    Táxpáyér says:

    Hehe! Muslim suicide bombers are set to strike

    http://www.armyranger.com/bb/viewtopic.php?t=53179

  136. 136
    David Cameron's Political Strategy says:

  137. 137
    Fly on the wall says:

    …particularly the obtuse ones…

  138. 138
    New York Times says:

    I agree

    And what about Woody Allen abusing his stepdaughter

    Much more relevant

    Or Roman Polanski raping a teen?

  139. 139

    I have had a history of shocking myself sometimes over what I say and the imagery I use.

    Then, with increasingly shorter intervals, as time progresses, I discover that what I said fell some way short of the mark.

    The old expression known as Murphy’s First Corollary Law, If it can happen then it will, holds as true as it ever did.

    It is where it can happen which is the only variant. Every party is susceptible but, as you have alluded, the Lib Dems are Olympic holders of this territory.

    If that is accepted as a given (and I am sure some would contest it, albeit unconvincingly), then the role Director of Comms is doomed from the moment they decide to recruit for one.

  140. 140
    Tom from Burnham on Sea says:

    But it always floods near me when it rains a lot this time of year and I am not a nutter.

  141. 141
    David Cameron on UKIP says:

  142. 142
    Elsie Hargreaves 5 Railway Terrace Dewsbury says:

    So they are now fighting in the Ministry of Education?

    Well it is the pupils I feel sorry for.

  143. 143
    Michael Gove says:

    First to arrive. Sits at the back of the class and says nothing. Never raises hand. Never asks to go to the toilet. Last to leave. Wears make up and never in uniform. School report: could do better.

  144. 144
    Fly on the wall says:

    Is she one of the ones who banged her head on the glass ceiling we are hearing so much about lately?

  145. 145
    Fly on the wall says:

    Careful now – he has a Hippo as his second!

  146. 146
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Mr Terrance Fook-Whit late of Viz magazine.

    If Cameron’s case for intervention is based on his TV watching, it makes me wonder if he did Media Studies at some obscure poly.

    He’ll probably want to ban swords and longbows cos he saw Robin Hood at the cinema.

  147. 147
    David "my boyfriend wants the rent" Laws says:

    I am outraged that the nasty Tories are trying to replace all the lackeys put in place by the last Labour governments.

  148. 148
    Fly on the wall says:

    Judging by the footy on the telly yesterday, it was a lovely sunny day in London, but persisting down in Liverpool.

  149. 149
    Jimmy says:

    Do they mean after Coulson’s trial or someone else’s?

    “Save yourself a trip to the newsagents”

    Indeed

  150. 150
    Bollocks Broadcasting Corporation says:

    The story of the century so far is the the row between Laws and Gove. That is why every news bulletin repeats it ad nauseam just so that the plebs get the message thathe coalition is cracking up.

  151. 151
    Space: The final frontier says:

  152. 152
    The Faceless controller says:

    It is a great shame that the BBC does not publish the name of the duty news producer who decides what the station is to lead with.

  153. 153
    Fly on the wall says:

    If you look a little more carefully I suspect you will find that the majority of pensioners are living debt free having repaid in full what they owed. It is the younger generation who have dug themselves deep in the shit by trying to live beyond their means to impress the Joneses next door.

  154. 154
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    I think that even a hardened bastard like Al Campbell may meet his match with this role in the Lib Dems.

    It is a shame we will never find out, seeing as with the blood of the babies he helped to murder still clearly visible up to his elbows, he is perhaps too beyond the pale even for the Lib Dems to hire ?

    Will Clegg risk ridicule and possible criminal prosecution with another ‘I’m sorry’ video ?

  155. 155
    Wurzel says:

    Having grown up in that area, have noticed the distinct lack of Zummerzet accents in the flood victims.

  156. 156
  157. 157
    Fly on the wall says:

    So, anyone know when the corrupt and lazy coppers are going to start going after those senior politicians,lawyers and judges we hear about now and then who are alleged to be/have been up to their, er, ears in similar activities.

  158. 158
    Fishy says:

    You’ve got to laugh. The not so Independent screams that the Tories are politicising education. ..this after 50 years of Marxist/Trotskyist infiltration that has destroyed our education system.

    We’ve had years of what amounts to political child abuse and when someone sorts it out the lefties hate it.

    This on the same day that McClunky says he’s a force for good!

    Must be fantasy February.

  159. 159
    Hari's Column says:

    I wonder where Andrew lifted that peice from then?

  160. 160
    I know my men says Jack D says:

    I can’t see what Laws’s bf seems in the guy.
    Coy David evidently has no balls.

  161. 161
    Dave the Windmiller says:

    My Gut feeling is that the Trace God of CO2 is unhappy with mankind and is sending a great Global warming amongst us.

    To appease Trace Gas God I am going to erect in his Name, Great white Whirly edifices through out the Land and over the seas. That should keep Trace Gas God Happy and if it doesn’t then nothing lost except taxpayer money and jobs.

  162. 162
    In Dave's defence says:

    Dave does have a double first in PPE from Oxford, and a taxpayer funded TV License.

    Word is he might be a Guardian reader as well.

    However – he did not do media studies so such talk of Dave taking his queues from the Telly are wrong because that is way outside his pay grade. There perhaps should be a public inquiry though to find out ?

  163. 163
    In Dave's defence says:

    cues even…

  164. 164
    No, not with a bargepole D says:

    ‘Ex Blair Aide/ says ALL you need to know about the woman.
    Did she enjoy the same, er, privileges as Carole?

  165. 165
    i dgaf says:

    I think it is so wrong for people to talk abouth this Sally as being barren.

  166. 166
    Fly on the wall says:

    Is there a vacancy at Arnos Grove (is that station still operating anyway)?

  167. 167
    UKIP or bust says:

    Has Haricot Harm’man’s hatred of men come about because of that screwfaced Dromey bitch, or was it always a man hater?

  168. 168
    £400, 000 I stole says:

    Is this a new way of looking at a rent boy?

  169. 169
    Fly on the wall says:

    They should both still be in solitary in the Scrubs. Thieving barstewards…

  170. 170
    Meanwhile, in a galaxy far far to the left says:

    There is grave disturbance in the force…

  171. 171
    Dean from Tawnton says:

    They were all bought out at stupidly high prices from outsiders who are now realising they bought a chez nous below sea level.

  172. 172
    Joined up thinking ? Try joined up writing first says:

    ^^ Mong ^^

  173. 173
    Captain Kirk says:

    “Goes Boldly” Chuka!

  174. 174
    Maxie says:

    Kerry Katona facing bankruptcy for the 3rd time?
    Hang on in there luv, I’m on your side.

  175. 175
    Fly on the wall says:

    Yes – she had no balls to stand up the ejekashun sekatree Balls. Good riddance.

    Let’s hope Gove does not appoint somebody from Cambridge or Birmingham who wishes to expunge the apostrophe. Such ignorance of their importance to grammar is an affront to us all – especially as we probably pay their salaries.

  176. 176
    Pass the bucket says:

    Unite would rather have more members earning less than less members earning more.

  177. 177
    Fly on the wall says:

    Miss Issippi, I think her name was.

  178. 178
    Fly on the wall says:

    Can someone introduce him to our favourite Hippo? That might cool him off a bit.

  179. 179
    Meanwhile, in a galaxy far far to the left says:

    Since Mos Eisley introduced the no contact policy and smoking ban, times have been tough for some…

  180. 180
    Jack Dromey aka Harman says:

    I hope she gets more bookings on the Andrew Marr show. That’s the first quiet Sunday lie in I’ve had in ages.

    I did feel just a bit sorry for Michael and Andrew though as she’s got a tongue like sandpaper, as they found out.

  181. 181
    Fool Len Angel says:

    Unite waved off well paid jobs from Ford in Southampton to Turkey without making a fuss because our EU masters said so.

  182. 182
    Fly on the wall says:

    Pocket hankies are SOOOOOOOOOO 19th Century.

  183. 183
    Diane Abbott says:

    Half your double act is covered up in a dirty sack.

  184. 184
    Fly on the wall says:

    So does that make him Baron Morgan then?

  185. 185
    Out and Aboutt says:

    The other half they switch the lights off.

  186. 186
    Every good wish for the most severe of illnesses Jack ... you deserve them says:

    I guess he’s looking for sympathy for his terrible depressions.

    imo, they are not terrible enough.

  187. 187
    Message to Owen says:

    I promise you Owen, the first ‘Janet and John’ book is the hardest to finish. Reading gets easier from then on.

  188. 188
    Ed&Ed together than apart says:

    In thirteen years of Government and more, as advisers and MPs, how often did you share a hotel room?

  189. 189
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    Excellent workers those Turks.

  190. 190
    Fly on the wall says:

    “They have been sent letters asking them to leave…”

    If Theresa and co did that here the letters would doubtless get lost in the post or be returned marked ‘unknown at this address’.

  191. 191

    Solipsism occurs with every politician, it is only the effects which differ. The party system must bear the lion’s share of the blame here.

    Labour are obsessed with controlling people, employing an egalitarian front, and thus enriching themselves. Blair is the extreme exponent of this.

    Lib Dems are obsessed with sexual deviation (to all comers: tell me this is not true!), employing a front which is based on some hazy notion of fairness, except that in the end it is just their fairness-to-self they are interested in.

    Conservatives support the work ethic but, somehow, they have allowed this to become an imprisoning situation rather than a liberating one – probably due to their feeling that they had to be like Blair in order to beat him.

    It is for this very reason that UKIP have become so spectacularly popular.

    We have yet to see, beneath all the breezy and spontaneous approach, how they will respect the truly traditional but carve off the sham totems that have been set up by all three parties over the years. It is too early for them to be talking about that yet. But its day will come. Maybe suddenly.

  192. 192
    Joss Ayinglike says:

    Jack ‘guile and low cunning’ Straw is hopefully the last Straw.

  193. 193
    Great British Public says:

    We’re certain that it will make as tedious reading as it was writing.

  194. 194
    Fly on the wall says:

    As a thicky who did not go to uni 60 years ago (like most of my generation) may I ask how one can get a double first for the same subject? Did he do two courses? Because if so they must have both been very easy – or he was there for a very long time before being let loose on the world.

  195. 195
    Penny Dreadful says:

    You’d have to be mad to follow me.

  196. 196
    Middle Income Middle Aged man says:

    They had the advantage of being able to buy houses at three times their income, rather than nine.

    Wonga-types are another kettle of fish.

  197. 197
    Fly on the wall says:

    Well said, Elsie, but I fear you are about 50 years too late dear.

  198. 198
    The rule of thumb for BBC says:

    When fact becomes legend print[broadcast] the legend….

  199. 199
    Once a decade it appears says:

    One member one vote.
    One member one interview.

    30 members interviewed or appear on TV a day,
    that’s 10,000 members a year
    Umunna comes out of his house once a decade.

  200. 200
    Fly on the wall says:

    His landlord has just doubled the rent!

  201. 201
    The Right Honourable Harriet Harman, neice of teh Countess of Longford says:

    Urgh! Dave is as middle class as they come. Kindly desist from using the Colonial definition.

  202. 202
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    Chucka just copied the grammatically incorrect headline from the article he was sending out under his own name rather than simply re-tweeting.

    The Guardian obviously consider it fine to split the infinitive.

    There could be an argument that in a tweet, as Chuka is quoting within what could be considered his own headline, single quotes should have been used as opposed to double quotes.

    The use of the | is dodgy. Why not a : ?

    “excellent” should maybe have had a capital E.

  203. 203
    Wurzel says:

    I see,a bit like those a**hole couples who go on Escape to the Country and say they want a place with 5 bedrooms, for some reason, and a paddock for Jacintha’s pony. They then usually pronounce that the kitchen the size of a football pitch is a bit too small.

  204. 204
    Village Idiot says:

    ….There has always been climate change,whether man has had a negative effect is not explained properly!..Planes at 30,000ft ,belching exhaust cannot be a good thing,but,a few volcanoes erupting and spewing their ash and gases,must also have a considerable effect on climate!…In my opinion,the argument should also be about clean air and minimising air pollution,visible and invisible!…All forms of modern pollution should be worked on to limit their effects on our health!
    …Because, “Sometimes,all I need is the air…….”

  205. 205
    when .. returns .. sign says:

    Jesus, she has a following.

  206. 206
    Mr Slater says:

    Well, my Parrot loves squawking about “getting tits out”, and he’s old enough to have once called Napoleon (III, not Bonaparte, I’m sorry to say) a “Pretty Sailor” in mixed company! His prejudice against genus Paridae has caused me problems on more than one occasion, I can tell you!

  207. 207
    Reaper Bahn says:

    Berlin is that way >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

  208. 208
    Dave's peedoh former English teacher, Eton says:

    It’s “the” and “niece”.

    Still, what can one expect from a St Paul’s girl

  209. 209
    The state of affairs says:

    You are obviously not living in 21st Century Britain…where people don’t actually give a fuck or conversely they pile up masses of floral tributes; cuddly toys in the streets in a maudlin sentimental display of faux grief which is actually more about them than the victim

  210. 210
    altruism in industry says:

    “It says that over the past two years only 27% of new homes in central London went to UK buyers”

    yes it would be interesting to know how many houses from the total number of UK houses are owned by people not born here.

  211. 211
    Lawrence says:

    Don’t stand a fighting chance later on

  212. 212
    Mr Pederast, Dave's English teacher, Eton says:

    It’s “the” and “niece”.

    Still, what can one expect from a St P*ul’s girl

  213. 213
    Everybody says:

    No body ask him to read it out loud.

  214. 214
    Mr. Maria Eagle says:

    I blame the Tories, whether it was their fault or not. On this occasion, the Tories abolished the National Rivers Authority, while Labour appointed that nice, softly-spoken ‘gay’ person to be head of the Environment Agency. He is of course completely blameless. You, on the other hand, are a homophobe, and should be exterminated without further ado.

  215. 215
    Captain Kirk says:

    “Fear to tread” is an interesting choice of words. Is he implying that Bliar is an angel, or that Ed is a fool rushing in?

  216. 216
    Silly Bercow says:

    Hello Spoiler, Sweetheart.

    I think for legal reasons you’d be safer putting a smiley at the end, or a wink.

    What are you doing tonight, Spoiler? My husband, John, The Speaker at the House of Parliaments, is off troughing tonight so I’m free to give you a smiley at *your* end if you like with a nice w*nk. ;)

  217. 217
    Well I never did !!! says:

    A “Double First” can refer to First-Class Honours in two separate subjects, e.g., Classics and Mathematics, or in Cameron’s case Politics, Philosophy and Economics(PPE).

    There is of course absolutelyno truth to the old canard that in the past “Dons” used the unusual technique of deciding the class of honours that students were awarded for their degree was to stand at the top of the staircase with the students final dissertatiion and throw the whole bundle down the stairs..the ones that stayed on the first step were awarded “First”; the ones that made it half way down ” Upper Second”, the ones that went half way down the next few stairs “Lower Second”; the ones that landed at the bottom “Third”. This is just an urban myth fed to new students

  218. 218
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    I cannot think of anything which the Lib Dems have really achieved, other than Cables fire sale of the Royal Mail, beyond sexual deviation.

    Conservatives are still stuck in some odd funk. Maybe they have gone down the workhouse road to counter Labour, but as that path is counterproductive and stifles competition in the modern workplace it is an odd decision. Thatcher and the 80s administration had all of this down just right, the fruits of which were enjoyed in the first half of the 90s.

    UKIP will have a lot of tough decisions to make but provided they do not renege on the referendum question there should be no problem. If they do well in the Euro elections (as expected) then having a strong presence in Westminster will actually be in the countries interest.

    Having closer alignment between the state government and the EU Federal representation would help present a more unified face for the UK in Europe. The other member states have been able to take the p!ss in part by playing on the divisions within Westminster and between Westminster and Brussels.

    UKIP will need to call the referendum within one year of 2015 GE – and before that stimulate a proper formal public debate.

    Out of the EU is the way forward, but until that end is reached being stronger within the EU is an improvement as the UK exit should not be perceived as a defeat or a retreat.

  219. 219
    Mornington Crescent says:

    …or ‘John and John’.

  220. 220
    Silly Bercow says:

    Yes, but he’d still be thinking about sex.

    “What sex is it?” :)

    You know I’m only kidding Di, love. We should meet up do some student bars some night. Woohoo big boys! ;)

  221. 221
    Heidi says:

    As you have done many a time.

    Its the same as going to a pub in Wales but with a difference. There they flash the cash buying you drinks and smokes and back to their place. Here its flash the cash, back to your place, you then buy drinks and smokes with the cash later.

    No names exchanged. The big problem, everytime, is if you don’t get them drunk they are very unlikely to have have sex with you. Don’t get upset

  222. 222
    Benny Fitz-Clements says:

    All the Clements’ family have always voted Labour and always will.

  223. 223
    Chuka Umunna says:

    I am not an “it”

  224. 224
    Anonymous says:

    Handed the plans over to a organisation that has had its own accounts fail to pass audits for 20 years.

    I did hear about this but to be honest I thought it had been shelved. If this is the case then we are already in a federal state and just one state in the United States of Europe with an unknown Belgium as its head.

  225. 225
    The British media are scum says:

    The men hating lesbian left did a deal about 30 years ago, when they couldn’t get power by being openly men hating (the Linda Bellos lot that Ken Livingturd promoted at the GLC), they all decided the secret was to fight from within, so they decided to ‘sleep with the enemy’.

    Check out the BBC series ‘lefties’ that had an episode dedicated to these lesbians (and Harman is a lesbian) that openly talked of exterminating men back in the 70’s, they were a really nasty piece of work and all ended up in the Labour party or the BBC.

  226. 226
    Dave the student says:

    I coughed up phlegm and spread it all over the papers with my name on. When thrown they stuck to the hand. I came top every time.

  227. 227
    Bravenose Burser says:

    Don’s pet

  228. 228
    Bob Crow, sunning on a foreign beach, paid for by my members? says:

    I don’t take your point.

  229. 229
    Patricia H of scum fame says:

    Easy as PIE Harriet, easy as PIE

  230. 230
    Lord Stansted says:

    Rdaio4’s 1pm News was up to form. I distinctly heard Michael Grove say that he was ruling no one out. The BBC translated this to he was ruling no Tory-party donar out. And then the BBC complains when they are accused of bias.

  231. 231
    Headteacher says:

    I sent her a letter asking her not to come to school anymore. She reached school leaving age thirty years ago.

  232. 232
    The Ghost of William S. Burroughs says:

    Tedious? Try a DMT speedball

  233. 233
    Liberal MP says:

    Same thing happens with my choirboy dating site.

  234. 234

    A very discerning psittacine. Napoleon Bonaparte could have been described as pretty or a sailor (though the latter was claimed as a possibility by his maths examiner.)

    Neither Joséphine nor Marie Louise would have gone that far…

  235. 235
    Anonymous says:

    BBC news

    Deputy Labour leader Harriet Harman told the Andrew Marr Show she was concerned that many of those losing their posts were “senior authoritative women, all being replaced by men”.

    “It’s like it is raining men in the Conservative Party.”

    Mr Gove responded by pointing out that he had not only appointed Baroness Morgan in the first place, but had also appointed women to other senior positions.

    He then hit back by reminding Ms Harman that the Conservatives had had a woman prime minister, and said the Labour Party were dominated by trade unions, such as Unite which he joked was “led by feminist hero Len McCluskey” and Paul Kenny from the GMB “who’s been getting in touch with his softer side over the weekend”.

  236. 236
    Lord Stansted says:

    I hope the good folk of Somerset remember this when the Election arrives – and vote UKIP.

  237. 237
    Herman von Rentboy says:
    
    

    Paterson, Paterson, CP man,
    Foul up the drainage as fast as you can;
    Clog up the culverts and fill them with silt,
    Your prize waits in Brussels, to hell with your guilt.

  238. 238
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    Alright ! Alright ! Alright !

    I’ll get my coat then.

    Latest Electoral Calculus projection for GE2015
    http://www.electoralcalculus.co.uk/homepage.html pic.twitter.com/EY46vABkQD

  239. 239
    Day time visiting places by social worker says:

    Lots of people like to get out of their houses during the day, even longer.

    Long time get out of the house prefer prison. There’s a bed, TV and three meals provided.

    The get out of the house during the day go to: GP, Hospital, Library, Pub, Shopping Center or sit in a train all day. Sitting in a classroom is new and more are doing it.

  240. 240
    David, thief, coy homosexualist, no-balls Law says:

    Arnos is, but Michael? Ask me next week.

  241. 241
    Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch says:

    Minny Appolisis friend?

  242. 242
    Don't give enough says:

    You get a better longer service in a Labour constituency.

  243. 243
    Nick Clegg says:

    Are you ok? Should I send help?

  244. 244
    Lord Stansted says:

    Didn’t you die recently, aged 94?

  245. 245

    Changing the topic: China’s financial system, with its rapid increase in foreign-currency borrowing, looks like the next storm cloud, or do I mean Tsunami?

  246. 246
    Somerset Council Leader who is working says:

    Every time it floods the population mysteriously drops, especially the young and short. We think some of the houses have become empty because of this and squatters have moved in.

    Its the squatters who are complaining.

    We don’t want there sort in the county.

  247. 247
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    If you mean to say that Socialists are opportunistic scroungers from the State then why don’t you just say it?

  248. 248
    hang on a min says:

    I look forward to a full list of all quangos and other bodies,like the BBC and civil service, which have been stuffed full of Labour placemen over the past 20 years.

  249. 249
    Ianto Evans says:

    French Socialists are halfway to passing legislation to make prostitution illegal.

    When it comes to sentencing only the male of the species will face imprisonment.

    What is Rodney’s position on prostitution?

  250. 250
    do me a favour says:

    The Environment Agency is totally useless.
    Stuffed full of eco-Labour supporters who are
    more concerned about voles than people.

  251. 251
    Rodney says:

    Reverse cowgirl.

  252. 252
    altruism in industry says:

    Surely the Scots can use bitcoins as their national currency ?

  253. 253
    Lord Stansted says:

    Our mission: To enrich people’s lives with programmes and services that inform, educate and entertain.

    Our vision: To be the most creative organisation in the world.

    Our values: Trust is the foundation of the BBC: we are independent, impartial and honest.

    =

    I could go on, but the crap is here:

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/aboutthebbc/insidethebbc/whoweare/mission_and_values/

  254. 254
    EUHATER says:

    The reason for the floods is simple , some dam fool in the Environment Agency allowed himself to be blackmailed by the ecolunatics and bunny huggers into stopping the dredging that has drained the levels for about three hundred years,
    The same type of idiots who were convinced that because of global warming it is no longer necessary to stock pile rock salt and maintain snow ploughs , we all know what happened then.

  255. 255
    All socialists are hypocrites says:

    The fact is that it’s advantageous for Labour to keep their “client state” dependent on them and there are very many long standing Labour areas that are some of the most deprived in the country and whose local and national politicians have done fuck all to improve the lot of people living there for decades in some cases and yet they STILL weigh the Labour vote rather than count it and for all the faux outrage about millionaires and bankers and the like it is also a truism that such people as these benefit more under a Tory government than a Labour one.

    AND I wasn’t born with a silver spoon and was brought up in a council estate in the 50’s in a deprived area where my parents didn’t have two ha’apennies to rub together BUT I have never and will NEVER EVER vote Labour and I certainly would never vote for the present leadership of champagne public schoolboy , university metropolitan-centric hypocrites playing at socialism but doing fuck all at the end of the day for the people they say they represent

  256. 256
    Village Idiot says:

    …..15% interest,no MIRAS, two jobs,overtime,…..it was easy?

  257. 257
    Ma­q­bo­ul says:

    If she were black she’d be screeching racism. She’s been enjoying a nice salary for four meetings a year as chairman and now the party’s over. Back to being a geography teacher in a comprehensive. No wonder she’s miffed.

  258. 258
    comp kid says:

    Gosh how innovative.
    Why did no-one think of covering this before?

  259. 259
    Portsmouth Police and Handy's boys says:

    I hope they don’t know that we are members of the Lodge Handy. Boaz.

  260. 260
    are we meant to feel sorry for him? says:

    Try getting a normal job like the rest of us.

  261. 261
    but more importantly says:

    Rawnsley is totally discredited.

  262. 262
    Gooey Blob says:

    What would Electoral Calculus have said in 1982 or 1986? Fifteen months to go and Labour’s lead is barely a lead at all. Foot and Kinnock were miles ahead of where Ed is at the same point in the electoral cycle.

    Come the election, Labour will be lucky to scrape 200 seats unless they change Miliband. They still have their fingers in their ears.

  263. 263
    altruism in industry says:

    the thing is in some future time not so far from now robots will do all the production and a genetically engineered mix of an avocado and a steer will feed, exercise and then propel themselves to the butcher robot with minimal self awareness. In this scenario there must be either a socialist state or 6 billion unnecessary people.
    love and kisses

  264. 264
    but more importantly says:

    Anyone and everyone would have done a better job than Gordon Brown.

  265. 265
    Village Idiot says:

    ……..No, ..but it is my intention to do so at some point in the future!

  266. 266
    Gooey Blob says:

    Unions as angels? Excuse me Len McCluskey but there’s nothing angelic about attempting to shut down a country in order to remove a democratically elected government.

  267. 267
    i wouldn't trust him as far as i could spit says:

    Did Straw discuss why he freed Pinochet?

  268. 268
    Ophelia Gently says:

    Still maintain that half the country’s ills are down to that wretched programme! Every time I’ve ever inadvertently flicked through it, it’s been 2 characters, toe-to-toe, nose-to-nose, SCREAMING at each other. Problem is, the great unwashed think this is real and this is how to behave. But if it keeps the proles happy and undermines the country’s morale it’s OK by the BBC.

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    Mandy Madoff Blair says:

    We are waiting for you Dave

    £10 million per annum no questions asked

    JP Morgan have only paid $23 billion in fines – so far

    You can see the money tree is still producing

    PS we can double that if you want to pimp in Central Asia like I do

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    Ophelia Gently says:

    Agree entirely VI, remember it well. And the diet of bean (singular) on toast.

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    Gooey Blob says:

    Don’t get your hopes up, Ukip’s best chance of a seat is in Labour’s heartlands. But if Ukippers vote Tory where Tories can win and Tories vote Ukip where Ukip might stand a chance at beating Labour, you never know. They may get a say in the next government. It all remains highly unlikely, however.

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    altruism in industry says:

    of course, for me, the ideal scenario would be a reduction in the global population by 95% and the Earth returned to a more innocent state. It would be so much fun (knowing what we know now) for guys to be hunter gatherers living in high tech caves.

  273. 273
    Eastend Jessie's family says:

    Check my earlier post.

    Anyway we do not know anyone on this list and do not come here looking for memorials, any more than to see nasty tabloid covers of Geedo’s boss’s tat for sale

  274. 274
    Joss Ayinglike says:

    A MESSAGE FOR RED ED MITTYBAND AND HIS SOCIALIST COMMUNIST CHUMS.

  275. 275
    Anonymous says:

    Labour the party for scroungers!

  276. 276
    Anonymous says:

    Owen fucking jones is so wet behind the ears and naive he has no idea how double faced straw has been throughout his entire career. Jones and straw will do well together then as the babe looks like following his conniving master.

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    Anonymous says:

    When Blair came to power the Tories got a larger % of the vote. Due to the constituency set up they got many less seats. The same situation arises now where the Tories need to e 6 points ahead of Labour in the polls just to get an equal number of seats.

    So you can take you’re proxy fucking left wing %’s and shove up up your arse.

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    Anonymous says:

    6 nations and Ireland beat Scotland 28-6

    Supporting Scotland is like being the optimistic parents of the fat kid at sports day.

  279. 279
    altruism in industry says:

    I think anonymous is equating scrounging with hunter gathering. Jack Straw ridiculed hunter gathers but I do not think people who live in cities really comprehend how food comes to be.
    If I could explain. organisms obtain energy from the sun and from ingesting other stuff then we come along and steal all the energy that they have and all the energy that they will ever have, it is a serious thing killing a thing. And we use that energy to exist, we steal the energy of other sentient things ( a vegetable is sentient ) in order to survive,
    That is all that it is about surviving and procreating.
    That can be done in any century the trappings are largely immaterial there will always be a future tech, the universe is infinite not fixed. So why don’t we do what is fun with the planet instead of fucking about ?

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    Anonymous says:

    What is Rodney’s position on prostitution?

    *consults Kama sutra*

  281. 281
    Anonymous says:

    Well said sir

  282. 282
    Alexsandr says:

    don’t rich people put their coal in sex?

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    Asslick Almond says:

    :(

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    Dodgy David Laws says:

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    Religious nutcases who need a shag to secret thier fucked up heads out says:

    The Stormont Assembly is no the same track….

  286. 286
    Rather dodgy says:

    Someone should tell Marr not to rest his wonky hand on is knob.

  287. 287
    Anonymous says:

    I don’t know why anybody bothers to listen to Labour as it is always opposite to what they say
    They are quite simply liars and supported to the nth degree then in their own and some others eyes makes it fact

    It remains lies

  288. 288
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    I just emailed my application form for the dominatrix club…

    I got an instant reply thanking me for my submission.

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    Toilet seat says:

    That stadium becomes more ludicrous every year.

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    UKIP or bust says:

    And this world view of Abe’s is precisely what labour/communism/Marx/socialism and almost all lefties have set about destroying.

  291. 291
    Bloke says:

    ‘•The boss of a “community brewery” who appeared in Labour’s new PPB with Ed Miliband to blame the government over no bank loan has huge debts and a wound-up company’

    Could Miliband help them raise money by organising a massive drinks party inside the beer production unit itself?

    No.

  292. 292
    Cassandra says:

    Fiona Miller labour luvvie (living with Alastair Campbell, more labour rubbish) on bbc last week – “Politicians are not there to do what the public want.”

    Honestly, I kid you not. (Today programme.)

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    Ugly American Kerry says:

    Hello boys

    Just calling in to tell you all that we support the “opposition” in Ukraine

    Of course, like in Syria, we do not know who they are

    But after all our glorious victories in Irak, Afghanisan and Libya

    We need more violence and policeman on fire and, above all, a civil war in Ukraine

    We are the neocons

  294. 294
    A Guido Fawkes reader says:

    Is Schrödinger’s cat a Chav

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    altruism in industry says:

    who doesn’t like a western ?

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096487/

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100994/

    in these iconic films is represented the freedom of the human spirit and that’s spirit’s lust for fairness and fun in society.
    This is our gift from America.
    A free people who are inherently pals

  296. 296
    Arthur Scargill says:

    keep to your underground railways

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    Crime spotter says:

    Low cunning

    And low crime

    A true Labour product

  298. 298
    Crime spotter says:

    Guido

    Interesting to see you are promoting a convicted felon Conrad Black

    He has just been kicked out of the Order of Canada and Canadian Privy Ciuncil as well (wiki)

    How much has he paid you?

  299. 299
    altruism in industry says:

    do you know ? I would rather hear a miserable politician trying, with saintly patience ( how do they stay focused ?) than these shouty fuckwits that seem to be about on the wireless. I think shouty means you’ve lost and I notice it is always the lefties who are shouting, shouting down, why is that ?

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    Jack Ketch says:

    That UKIP Councilor may have been on to something. Labour Peer and ex-Labour Cabinet Minister, Chris Smith, Chairthing of the Environment Agency is not only “One of Them “–he has gone and contracted HIV. There is nothing on hid wiki entry that expains how he caught it–possibly it was the environment.

  301. 301
    For REAL lying, look here says:

    Lie 1: Three days before the election, David Cameron: “Any cabinet minister . who comes to me and says ‘Here are my plans’ and they involve front-line reductions, they’ll be sent straight back to their department to go away and think again”.

    Lie 2: A month before the election, David Cameron: “Our plans involve cutting wasteful spending, Our plans don’t involve an increase in VAT.”

    Lie 3: The coalition agreement: “We will stop top-down reorganisation of the NHS.”

    Lie 4: The coalition agreement: We will guarantee that health spending increases in real terms.”

    Lie 5: Two months before the election, from David Cameron: “I wouldn’t change child benefit, I wouldn’t means test it. I don’t think that’s a good idea.”

    Lie 6: Michael Gove, just before the election: “Ed Balls keeps saying that we are committed to scrapping EMA. I have never said this. We won’t.”

    Lie7: Liam Fox: “a bigger army for a safer Britain”, but it now loses 7,000 soldiers.

    Lie 8: In October 2009 George Osborne said: Retail banks should stop paying out significant cash bonuses. A year later, he opposed an updated EU Capital Requirement Directive intended to limit them.
    In 2013 he took a plane to Europe in bid to block a Europe-wide cap on bankers’ bonuses

    Lie 9: David Cameron: “Yes, we back Sure Start. It’s a disgrace that Gordon Brown has been trying to frighten people about this.” Yet the government’s Early Intervention Grant means a reduction of £1.4 billion in the amount given to early intervention programmes. As a result,More than 400 Sure Start children’s centres have closed during the first two years of coalition government.

    Lie 10 No cuts in tax credits for families with an income of less than £50,000;

    Lie 11 prison for anyone carrying a knife;

    Lie 12 no cuts to the navy;

    Lie 13 keeping the child trust fund for the poorest third of families;

    Lie 14 no hospital closures;

    Lie 15 3000 more midwives since 2010 they’ve created 1000. Lowering the shortage from 6,000 to 5,000.

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    DILLIGAF says:

    Yes, and what a force for good they are:

    British Leyland.
    Mines.
    I could go on, but like Unions themselves, I can’t be ars3d.

  303. 303
    Multi-Culti says:

    Or Rangit & Sangit

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    ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

    Here’s a cheery Sunday thought for you…I would almost welcome a comet spotted a week away from Earth that was going to wipe us out…just to see these fuckers realise that all there money and tax havens wouldn’t mean a fucking thing.

    Come on comet…where are you? Come get us!

  305. 305
    nell says:

    Talking of shouty – the libdems making loads of fuss about michaelgove getting rid of labour guango appointees seem to be shotting themselves in the foot.

  306. 306
    nell says:

    ‘shooting’ even!

  307. 307
    dryht5u67ye says:

    Why? What about brits who own property abroad?

  308. 308
    Owen's Remedial English teacher says:

    Mixing his allusions: Star Trek and E.M.Forster.

  309. 309
    Eric Pickles says:

    I find it sexually abhorrent, the way this government treats the Trade Unions.

  310. 310
    altruism in industry says:

    In the situation we find ourselves in now what shall we do ?
    We are surrounded by idiots ( usually low life scum johnny foreigner) who is moaning and complaining about this and that.
    Christ what is the point of these people who come here to moan and complain, perhaps it would be better for everybody if johnny foreigner fucked off somewhere else without compensation for property ?

  311. 311
    Village Idiot says:

    ….I totally agree;it is ,quite simply,a bad example,especially to those that cannot distinguish between fiction and reality!

    Is dirty den still in it,and did ange’get over the fake cancer?

  312. 312
    A failed shot putter says:

    Don’t underrate shotting yourself on the foot. I’m still walking with a stick.

  313. 313
    altruism in industry says:

    I didn’t really finish making my point.
    As we steal the energy from other life it is more beneficial for our prey and ourselves if our prey is wild rather than the meek, antibiotic riddled creatures that we breed for food. How much more fun would it be to have to put your life on the line everyday to provide for your family in a fair fight with ( and your superior weaponry) food

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    Podiceps says:

    It’s all down to the International Canadian Conspiracy, a hideous organisation of whose existence even Blowing Whistles is ignorant. Behind every action there’s a Canadian. They are watching, and waiting for the moment when they can gain world domination.

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    Casual Observer 6 says:

    The Fabian’s are strong in that country, and think they have the upper hand.

    The colony needs to be put back in its rightful place.

  316. 316
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    Hollywood are working on fixing that.

    See “Man of Steel” as a case in point.

    Sociopathic Superman who goes in for mass killing in order to do good ?

    Wrong. ** shakes head ** Just wrong…

  317. 317
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    @SC: That is not a storm cloud. It is a rather large depression which is forming that has a high probability of becoming a powerful Typhoon.

  318. 318
    Crime spotter says:

    What has this to do with promoting a criminal?

    Or it this blog just a mouthpiece for any shyster who pays?

  319. 319
    Village Idiot says:

    …….WMD…….

  320. 320
    Gideon says:

    Slap the floor three times and ask for Louise.

  321. 321
    Taxpayer says:

    I love the R B S ads everywhere

    Nothing like having a bust bank advertising at our expense

    And continuing to piss our money up the stadium wall

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  323. 323
    Desperate Dave says:

    I quite agree

    Let’s bomb Syria

    That will make you all feel better

    Or would yoy prefer to bomb Paris?

  324. 324
    Anonymous says:

    For real lying look here

    You have just proved the point you have not mentioned anything Labour did

    You can therefore be disregarded as a left wing twat

    We will give you a referendum. That was in the Labour Party manifesto it was never in the Tories. What did labour do, sign Lisbon

  325. 325
    Anonymous says:

    David Laws and integrity. Total oxymoron. Just shut up Laws. You are a disgracet to humanity.

  326. 326
    Milliband and his millionaire flunkys on the front bench says:

    O goth!! all my money gone . It ith a terwibble Thame if I thstop being a hypocritical Millionaire

  327. 327
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    Agreed GB – but it is better to think more positively about such an outcome.

    Strictly, no one knows at all what the exact outcome of 2015 will be, assuming it is in fact a free and fair election. That is the nature of elections.

    Being positive about the libertarian party on a libertarian blog shouldn’t be a bad thing. If the trend seen recently continues then there is the possibility of UKIP forming part of the coalition which is likely to emerge if they do not get a majority ;-)

  328. 328
    Saint Tony says:

    I bombed bagdad but it didn’t work

  329. 329
    (Hopefully) The last Straw (in the HoC ) says:

  330. 330
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    Brussels would be a better start Dave.

    Then the chunnel, before you start on Par!s.

    Just ensure you wipe your seat down before handing it over to Nigel.

    Leave Syr!a alone. Mr Put!n has that under control.

  331. 331
    Anonymous says:

  332. 332
    David Cameron's knackered old Police Horse says:

    Why the long face ?

  333. 333
    Lord Levy-Cashpoint says:

    Thank you for promoting me, son

    As you know, I brought peace to the Middle East (working for Mossad)

    And my protege the Grinning Wonder has continued to make war and claim it is peace

    We are far down the road with doublespeak

    The Grinning One is a world hero and I organised it all, of course

  334. 334
    You're all wrong, Jack says:

    Time to bring back stubble-burning.

  335. 335
    Court usher passing message says:

    Look after my horse while I am “away” please

    XXOO BEKKIE

  336. 336
    Filthy beasts says:

    Good for Katie.
    The number of fat slovenly women I see in Tesco bears everything she says out. All crying poor mouth, with trolleys loaded with unhealthy expensive shite food, wobbling out the doors with their mumblepants wedged halfway up their arsecracks

  337. 337
  338. 338
    Anonymous says:

    Hahaha

  339. 339
    Alastair Campbell, serial liar says:

    It certainly did work

    Are you losing your touch?

  340. 340
    Abbott the Hippo Critter says:

  341. 341
    Jasmin Beckett says:

    Honestly never been so angry at anything other than just finding out that half of #benefitsstreet are in court this week. Actually just cried.

  342. 342
    Shite Dee says:

    Fucking knob

  343. 343
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

  344. 344
    Anonymous says:

    Cue 20 stone people smoking cigs and supping ale after a visit to the Bookies struggling to feed their family

  345. 345
    Afro Centric Male and a Browning Male. Diane Abbott says:

  346. 346
    It's the Canucks who're behind it all says:

    We will all be forced to play or watch Ice Hockey, have a Tim Hortons on every street corner, and listen to Celine Dion until our ears bleed.

  347. 347
    Anonymous says:

    Sums the hypocritical woman up to a tee. You can only say what we allow you to say.

  348. 348
    Anonymous says:

    Hasn’t he got a fucking home to go to or is he just out for the free meal

  349. 349
    Puzzled of Oswestry says:

    The Site identified by the Labour woman as the scene of fly tipping, looks like a post box to me.

  350. 350
    Economist correspondent says:

    There are no English people left in his constituency already

    Vote Labour for the end of England

  351. 351
    Spot the Red Object says:

    Which one is the post box?

  352. 352
    Down the Winchester says:

    He’s turning into Arthur Daly ffs

  353. 353
    Amelie's ex says:

    I know which one has the biggest slot…

  354. 354
    Anonymous says:

    How much are PSCO’s on again?

  355. 355
    Sad Sue says:

    Many of the ‘UK buyers’ are actually ‘students’ from overseas helping their rich but corrupt parents to launder money into the UK property market.

  356. 356
    Dave chillaxing says:

    I was Rabbed this week

    Things like that never happened on the playing fields of Eton

    I feel I am becoming a Mexican General

  357. 357
    Anonymous says:

    Criminal damage?

  358. 358
    EUHATER says:

    Only the vilest obscene perversions are allowed to express an opinion

  359. 359
    EUHATER says:

    It does look a convenient place to tip flies though!!

  360. 360
    IDS says:

    Sorry, I thought you said ‘poor’

  361. 361
    EUHATER says:

    IF YOU MUST TIP FLIES WHERE BETTER?

  362. 362
    altruism in industry says:

    Well fuck you “Misteress and misteressses; Traitors to the Engleeeeesh” you have been found out.
    your days are numbered
    “and good sense and peacefulness prevailed throughout all of the land”

  363. 363
    Ed Miliband says:

    Becuase he believed in capitalism and freeing the slaves.

    Socialists believe in neither.

  364. 364
  365. 365
    Alex Salmond Prospectus says:

    forward to scotdodge@englishparliament.UK

  366. 366
    Bachelor Boy says:

    I’m no saint.

  367. 367
    Alex Salmond Prospectus says:

    Men wear the kilts
    women wear the breeches.

  368. 368
    Pollster says:

    Miss Trespass

    Good name

  369. 369
    Bachelor Boy says:

    Tell me about it.

  370. 370
    DSK says:

    I offer myself. That will be legal under Socialist passed law.

  371. 371
  372. 372
    A Fabian says:

    What I can’t quite understand is how these flabsters manage to breed.

  373. 373
    Jack says:

    Why the reference to the old post from Conrad Black’s lawyer?

    When this up to date and very different?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conrad_Black

  374. 374
    forward this message says:

    Ask Dr Starkey of BBCBerlin

  375. 375
    That's very snobby says:

    So when two gangs of social misfits act like imbeciles at PMQs it’s ok ?

  376. 376
    Fishy says:

    and all the bunnies are now dead…drowned in their holes

  377. 377
    Double D says:

    Benefits Street showed the workless, not the working class.

  378. 378
    Táxpáyér says:

    I wonder is there some sort of Adma Smith approved capitalist tax on land that would capture the gains of this speculatory activity?

  379. 379
    Bachelor Boy says:

    No gay marriage for me.

  380. 380
    Bachelor Boy says:

    I so love Cliff.

  381. 381
    KickItOut@rac.ist.ru says:

    Kick it Out starts on the turnip field

  382. 382
    Not worth a shit says:

    I would suggest that Straw holds much the same view about the Iraqi people.

    Have a deep, deep depression Jack and never come out of it. Make someone happy.

  383. 383
    'Dodgy' Dave' Laws says:

    Fifth woman accuses Rennard in new blow to Clegg

    http://www.thesundaytimes.co.uk/sto/news/Politics/article1370722.ece

  384. 384
    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

  385. 385
  386. 386
    Táxpáyér says:

    Thick-Charlie does believe in homoeopathy…

    So it’s no surprise he thinks homoeopathic changes in plant-food concentrations can kill the planet.

  387. 387
    White Dee says:

    I’m might use some of me bennies to get a tattoo of Ed Miliband on me arse. Whadyathink?

  388. 388
    Friends of Israel says:

    Nah, the star of David would look better.

  389. 389
    Blowing Donkey Whistles says:

    Coulson didn’t do anything that led to the deaths of thousands of innocent people. Just remind me what Al Campbell has added to the human race?

  390. 390
    Táxpáyér says:

    They still talk about it* now

    *It being exterminating the sex that build civilisation.

  391. 391
    Táxpáyér says:

    It depends whether he gets a gold star for getting the letters correct under the printed ones.

  392. 392
    Táxpáyér says:

    Next Labour chance-seller?

  393. 393
    Royal Mail property says:

    Standing black and red box on left of the picture (sent in by Labour HQ, with thanks) is a DECOY for dogs to cock-a-leg.

    KEEP THE ROYAL MAIL PROPERTY CLEAN

  394. 394
    Táxpáyér says:

    >Labour areas that are some of the most deprived in the country

    They are not deprived! No-one deprived them of anything, in fact they’re living in areas that deprive workers outside them of half their pay!

  395. 395
  396. 396
    Keep Streatham Tidy Group says:

    To Streatham council: Statue of lady, by Post Box, causing an obstruction on Wellfield Rd. Please remove.

  397. 397
    Táxpáyér says:

    Kerry and teh-Zero are now Neo-Cons?

    wow. They seem to be un-recovered marxists to me.

  398. 398
    Laurie Penny @PennyRed says:

    Laurie Penny @PennyRed

    “Get her to get in touch I wish to know what are her working rights are”

    Laurie Penny @PennyRed

  399. 399
    Reader says:

    There are more who could complain but haven’t.

  400. 400
    call the fire brigade says:

    Cat in the tree

  401. 401
    Reader says:

    That’s a couple of weeks out of date.

  402. 402
    Táxpáyér says:

    Straw isn’t the first oikophobe but he was one of the first to feel confident enough to talk about his racism.

  403. 403
    Táxpáyér says:

    The Shirking classes.

  404. 404
    Táxpáyér says:

    You can only have free speech if you agree with what I say….

  405. 405
    Council Road Sweeper says:

    They better sweep up after all that mess they are making to the path or its a £5,000 fine.

  406. 406
    Táxpáyér says:

    Isn’t it easier to tip cows?

    I doubt female labour MP’s get any tips.

  407. 407
    Is talking a real job ? says:

    Here’s a clue young boy.
    Politicians have all the answers when in opposition or selling their book but haven’t a clue when in Government.

  408. 408
    Investor says:

    Sports sponsorhip is very useful. Any time I see a company sponsoring a sporting team or event, I know not to invest.

  409. 409
    M102 says:

    How much soup has that fat cuunt had then?

  410. 410
    Health and Safety says:

    Hasn’t anyone told that woman not to stand about with the shears open like that?

  411. 411
    M102 says:

    Blow?

  412. 412
    Residents from Streatham says:

    It happens every Sunday, out she goes and takes a photo of her self supposedly doing good. My arse.
    Badly Parked Car. Her car; Litter on path. Her thrown litter; Unemptied public bin. Her household rubbish in the bin; Dog shit on the pavement. Her dog on the edge of the photograph; Gnome in the front garden (against bye laws). Her Gnome.

  413. 413
    Naked Leader says:

    Its not very nice.

  414. 414
    BBC Heart Labour says:

    Mr L. A. Bour isn’t it?

  415. 415
    tjf56 says:

    No, they are honourable and square.

  416. 416
    Don't to White Dee says:

    He keeps changing by the week.

  417. 417
    Is he called Oliver says:

    More than a belly full. Wants some more.

  418. 418
    tjf56 says:

    Eeer, HMRC’s accounts also fail audits. It’s not a uniquely EU thing, you Mong.

  419. 419
    Is he called Twi't says:

    Unfed rake on right of picture

  420. 420
    To Whire Dee says:

    A life size will be too small. Include the whole party. Should fill in from left to right. The bottom center of the tattoo is for the leader!

  421. 421
    Thank your sponsors ungrateful man says:

    No thanks to Tesco plc for donating food for free

  422. 422
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    The bleating Diane Abbott and her labour colleagues think that putting up the tax rate to 50p will not drive high earners/buisnesses/entrepreneurs away from the UK.
    This is not only hypocritical of labour, but shows how they are heading back to the 1970’s with their thinking. That was then but we are now global, labours target can and will move.
    Ummuna indicated that the 50p will only be temporary. Does that mean it will go even higher, 60p, 70p, 75p? Do not assume labour mean that the rate will drop.

  423. 423
    who let the dogs out says:

    Kind of colour co-ordinated.
    What happens when a dog runs up the road. Turns around and drops on all fours.

  424. 424
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Are labour moderating the site tonight?

  425. 425
    Imitation Art says:

    What is found on the street is Imitated. Turner Prize?

  426. 426
    Jimmy says:

    Jimmy

  427. 427
    Abe would vote says:

    UKIP

  428. 428
    Tony Blair - Stand Up says:

    - How many !raqi’s can you kill with a cluster bomb ?

    – Lots !

  429. 429
    JadedJean says:

    No, it’s the Z i o n i s t s.

  430. 430
    Bilda Berger says:

  431. 431
    tn02 says:

    I expect that quisling traitorous c’unt miliband is wetting his pants at the prospect of watching the Superbowl tonight.

    Doesn’t like English beer, doesn’t like English football.

    He obviously hates all things English.

  432. 432
    the box has been moved. says:

    rip.

  433. 433
    Ah! who says:

    And now over to John Someone in new york.

    So Philip Seymore and More

    How dead is he?

  434. 434
    Liam Byrne ( aka Baldemort ) says:

    Then they discovered my note.

  435. 435
    Not Blowing Whistles says:

  436. 436
    Streatham Times Newspaper says:

    Local MP confuses “Big Girls Are Beautiful Party”, pictured here with DJ BigBaps, for “Feed the Hungry” soup kitchen

  437. 437
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    So, are you going to be donning a black cap young lady ?

  438. 438
    Papa Miliband says:

    He’s a chip off the old block.

  439. 439

    “There is a principle across government that there should be no automatic appointment and that after three years or four years – whatever the term is – it is appropriate to bring a fresh pair of eyes. That is good corporate practice.”

    [michael gove, secretary of state for education, 2010 – 2014]

  440. 440
    Time for a change of country says:

    Miliband can legally put him self forward for election in Belgium, Poland and Scotland (if registered as living there may 2014) and maybe Russia (as plenty of his relatives have lived there when Stalin was all powerful). Anywhere else?

  441. 441
    Save yourself a trip to the newsagents and find out all the latest gossip says:

    My Packy news vendor says the gossip is shite

  442. 442
    Can Adam help out with a penny or two says:

    Its not nice loosing your 100k job having had several since 1997 with none lined up.

  443. 443

    How are the IT people I recommended to you for your comments section working out?

  444. 444
    Adam Boulton sky news says:

    We will air this on the murdoch news

  445. 445
    Lord Rennard not yet cut down says:

    It could cure me.

  446. 446
    Ja ma ica her says:

    Whats Marley doing at the bottom of things. In all other walks of life he comes out on top.

  447. 447
    available later on in the chippy says:

    It takes three minutes to read The Sun including master Fawkes rabid column. Put it back pristine looking (unread) and your newsagent won’t mind.

  448. 448
    Lateral Thought says:

    Powerful reasons not to donate to cancer causes:

    i) Politicians may get cancer – who wants them to survive ?

    ii) The Macmillan nurses ad, where the ugly daughters are kissing mum saying that if it wasn’t for Macmillan she would die alone. (WTF!?!)

    iii) It’s a waste of money. From a utility point of view, a pack of cigarettes is much more beneficial.

  449. 449
    Mehdi Hassan says:

    Super Bowl tonight.

    Owen Jones is probably watching this with a box of tissues and Vaseline.

  450. 450
    David Cameron's knackered old Police Horse says:

    Boaz.

  451. 451
    Pizza Fetishist says:

    I want big Pizza’s with large boxes and monster cocks on the side of London Transport buses, trains and shit now, and my name is not Bor!s.

    Hold the ball gag.

  452. 452
    Dear Mr D'acre... says:

  453. 453
    The British media are cunts says:

    So another arty farty lefty luvvie dies from drugs and the entire media are cying like 6 week old babies.

    Fucking pathetic.

  454. 454
    The British media are cunts says:

    Neo guido is probably in charge again.

  455. 455
    Anonymous says:

  456. 456
    brown-dog says:

    I S R A E L

  457. 457
    Anonymous says:

    Or why he refused to do anything about the thieving mobile phone companies after he was handed chapter and verse cast iron proof of their skulduggery with customers accounts.

  458. 458
    non taxable pikey says:

    Cue Randolph Scott and Jeanette MacDonald, lots of snow, mountains and appalling singing.

  459. 459
    non taxable pikey says:

    Just don’t go there. That road leads to insanity.

  460. 460
    Ah! who? says:

    Beloved pop star ‘abused 10-year-old boy': Alleged victim and witness have spoken to Savile police officers
    Accuser claims he was abused when he was just 10, it has been reported
    A witness to the alleged attack has also spoken to police officers
    The famous singer has not been identified for legal reasons

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2550486/Beloved-pop-star-abused-10-year-old-boy-Alleged-victim-witness-spoken-Savile-police-officers.html#ixzz2sDBdlNDx
    Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook

  461. 461
    Trouble at Mill says:

  462. 462
    Is he British? says:

    Miliband does not endear himself to sport played in the British Isles.

  463. 463
    Miliband prefers Country and Weston says:

    Favourite music? Not his thing.

  464. 464
    Blakey says:

    Did the incident occur ona double decker bus?

  465. 465
    Educational Interests says:

    Anything Daddy – MARXISM
    Daddies Best Friend – Benn – Soviet controlled Unions
    Harvard ?
    Oxford PPE Philosophy nothing English
    Politics see above
    Economics see above
    Recent influences EU, Which + CAB well there’s something English

  466. 466
    Lard Pressclott of Beams, Bellies, Banjos, Bulimia, two bog seats, two Jags & Shags. says:

    Two Jags to Two-faced LibDem…..

  467. 467
    Benny Fitz-Clements says:

    It’s our entitlement. Innit.

  468. 468
    Ralth Miliband says:

    My son still speaks as English his second language.

  469. 469
    Hugh Mann-Wright says:

    And your Human Right.

  470. 470
    FFS says:

    I don’t think he actually said it. It appears to have been a myth spread by the B & P.

    Unless someone can find the original quote somewhere with context?

  471. 471
    Táxpáyér says:

    Not on a summer holiday?

  472. 472
    Táxpáyér says:

    Muslim Brotherhood Mehdi?

  473. 473
    FFS says:

    It’s a clinical operation involving a turkey baster, usually carried out in the kitchen with bright lights.

  474. 474
    JH3492384923056 says:

    All lefties think they are on the side of the angels, never mind any objective good in what they do they always believe they are correct and worthy, and anyone who disagrees is eeEEEvil.

  475. 475
    McAdder says:

    Do I detect white Dee aiming for TV stardom? The riches from trash telly await.

  476. 476
    FFS says:

    Still not found a cure have they?

    Could this be because they have found a number of rather lucrative “therapies”?

    Notice how they seem to have lost interest in finding a cure for AIDS since working out some rather lucrative long-term therapies.

  477. 477
    Hop it says:

    Red Ed doesn’t touch the stuff. Far too English. Beer is for the pleb sheep and not for the champagne socialists.

  478. 478
    The Dutch Ambassador says:

    We thought it wouldl be nice to commemorate the most successful Dutchman in England.

  479. 479
    BBC 39 says:

    She’s no less talented than any of the other ‘stars’ of TV.

  480. 480
    Non taxable pikey says:

    25 degrees C and sunny in HK. Hear it’s a bit damp in the UK. Still the Somerzet Wetlands Park needs the water…
    Let me know when it warms up and dries out a bit, I’ll persuade Ms Wendi to let me come home so I can cast my vote in the Euro election. I’ll bring a few postal votes with me too, just to even up the score for Nige.

  481. 481
    Fly on the wall says:

    A free and fair election remains an impossibility until the boundaries are adjusted and postal voting is forbidden completely.

  482. 482
    Fly on the wall says:

    You forgot that in general salaries were nine times lower then than they are now. Pensioners were not responsible for the idiocies of the politicians who dispensed with the sensible rules we used to have to operate under.

  483. 483
    Fly on the wall says:

    … and Jooish bonkers like you are universally derided.. so there!

  484. 484
    Fly on the wall says:

    You silly cow, stop casting aspersions over the admin staff – the correct spelling on here is kweeer. Got it? If you were a regular here you would already know that.

  485. 485
    Ms Ava Banana-Thyktwit says:

    You called?

  486. 486
    Ms Ava Banana-Thyktwit says:

    Being thyk, I was under the impression that tsunami aas a Japanese word anyway.

  487. 487
    Ms Ava Banana-Thyktwit says:

    * was

  488. 488
    Fly on the wall says:

    … and usually pays for their haircuts, clothes, food, holidays, houses, and make up etc

  489. 489
    Spot the tailor's dummy says:

    Chuka = Gravy Train Browning

  490. 490
    Fly on the wall says:

    Remember – Brown signed Lisbon AFTER having been VOTED OUT OF OFFICE

  491. 491
  492. 492
    Fly on the wall says:

    You cannot possibly enjoy watching or listening to the Hippo. She must have gone to RADA to perfect her bullshitting techniques.

  493. 493
    Acne Marshes says:

    Hippos live in water – so can it be arranged for her to be thrown off Westminster bridge at high tide. Londoners won’t mind a small tsunami for an hour or two.

  494. 494
    Acne Marshes says:

    Scrumping the local apple tree?

  495. 495
    Acne Marshes says:

    That accolade has already been taken by Denis Bergkamp, so you can F R O…

  496. 496
    In your fucking dreams says:

    Don’t worry – Dave (ably assisted by Frankie Maude) has made a cast iron commitment to reduce the quangocracy.

  497. 497
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    Why would anyone buy it otherwise?

  498. 498
    The Dutch Ambassador says:

    Bergkamp was working for a Frenchman and never managed as well as Clegg has in reducing the English Navy to the status of a rowing boat with no oars.

  499. 499
    Ophelia Gently says:

    Not in the slightest. Leadership should come from the top. Besides which, everyone one of those lying troughers need to be introduced to some piano wire with a complimentary free trip to the nearest lamp-post.


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