January 31st, 2014

Ghastly Ghose Does it Again
Worst Carpet-Bagging Digital Fail

20140131-085001.jpgYou almost have to admire the persistence of serial loser Katie “Ghastly” Ghose. The woman who turned a 27% referendum lead for “Yes to AV” into a 36% victory for the “No to AV” campaign has had similar luck in her several ill-fated attempts to find a safe Labour seat to stand in. Now she has thrown her hat into the ring to take the Stoke-on-Trent North seat being vacated by retiring Joan Walley. Ghose’ other half, Fabian Society general secretary Andy Harrop, has been doing his best to boost Katie’s profile, getting her on stage with Owen Jones and Jackie Ashley at his conference last weekend. One word of advice: perhaps she should change the name of the constituency at the top of her new Stoke-on-Trent North website:


“Inspiring, leading, winning.” First time for everything…


  1. 1
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    I have heard there is a one time sale on at DFS, I am getting down there pronto, with a shit ton of expense forms.

    BTW the retiring MP for Stoke is not Joan Valley but rather Joan Walley.

    Just can’t get the correct kind of right wing political bloggers these days.

  2. 2
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    She looks very foreign to me.

  3. 3
    Katie Ghose says:

    How very fucking dare you.

    Worthy people like myself and my husband are born to rule over you disgusting little people. We are on the side of the angels. We know what is best for you.

    Now come down to Brighton and vote for me. Or else.

  4. 4
    Politicus says:

    Another Labour stooge who’s worked in the usual circles of researcher and then leapfrogging from leftie campaign group to another. The people of Stoke should note she’s never worked in the real world.

    Mind you with the likes of Dominic Raab and Bernard Jenkin launching a hail of friendly fire on on the Conservatives I suspect even deadweights like Katie Ghose will be in charge of an MPs expense account very soon.

  5. 5
    Tim Yeo says:

    I can’t see a problem with that at all.

    Anyway off for a quick round of golf.

  6. 6
    Call me Dave, A total utter failure says:

    Love the ickle kisses xxx, reminds of Becks emails LOL

  7. 7
    Polly Toynbee says:

    Go Girl.

  8. 8
    E Miliband says:

    I can see her vote going off the edge of a cliff.

  9. 9
    altruism in industry says:

    has she had a smile transplant ? she seems to have quite a small, mean mouth in the top photograph but a generous open smile in the poster.

  10. 10
    Shaping the Narrative says:

  11. 11
    Maggie the dog says:

    Yeah sister’s doing it for ourself

  12. 12
    Not the 9 O'clock Ghose says:

    I like troughing
    I like troughing
    I like troughing and I like to trough

    I’m gonna get my lefty snout into the trough come rain or shine muthers

    and then I’ll be hitching a sweet ride on that gravy train

  13. 13
    Spartacus says:

    photoshop is her friend

  14. 14
    Sixth Form Geography says:

    Ah, the white cliffs of Stoke!

  15. 15
    Winston says:

    FFS. Northern working-class voters need to stop voting for these middle-class leftie parasites. These people hate you prols and just see you as a vehicle to get power and push their extremist agenda. Stop voting for them!

  16. 16
    LOL Time says:

    Guido, upload a video of Emily Thornberry being laughed at and mocked on last night’s Question Time. It was pure lulz.

  17. 17
    Paniagua V5.1 says:

    Mix the two up what do you get …


  18. 18
    That fat; smug fucking face says:

    Yes please

  19. 19
    Fish says:

    Any chance of posting the video of the hopeless Thornberry getting monstered on QT last night?

    But if that wasn’t bad enough her final words on the 50% tax rate said what Hard Left Labour was all about;

    ‘We can bandy figures about (what the 50% rate will produce) but it’s about fairness’

    Or to put it another way…we know the 50% tax rate won’t raise any money, but we’ll teach the well-off a lesson…we don’t like people succeeding…we don’t even really believe in ‘one nation Labour’ Our 50% Tax rate will send a message, a dog-whistle message to our core supporters. We are the vindictive, spiteful, nasty party.

  20. 20
    Izzit coz i is retarded says:

    Hair? What the fuck has fucking hair got to do with fucking feminism you fucking retard?

  21. 21
    Fish says:

    Sorry 16…you posted as I was typing

  22. 22
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    A little bit Portuguese, and not the Algarve type.

  23. 23
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    From Diane, who has done everything imaginable to her rug in order to conceal its true roots.

  24. 24
    LOL Time says:

    No worries. It was a popcorn worthy edition. I loved the bit where the young guy in the audience tore her to shreds and attacked socialist policy.

  25. 25
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    Not a lot of love for David Cameron this morning, cool.

    So, cutting to the chase:

    What has he done to justify his salary this week ?

  26. 26
    BBC says:

    He has been excluded from any future BBC broadcasts in the interests of fairness.

  27. 27
    Mr Potato Head2 says:

    Many of them are and voting UKIP. They couldn’t possibly vote for the southern posh toffs, could they?

  28. 28
    Wishfull Thinker says:

    Shuffled off this mortal coil?

  29. 29
    Cyclops Bogie McMuncher says:

    “The people of Stoke should note she’s never worked”

    I doubt that that will trouble them unduly.

  30. 30
    altruism in industry says:

    she’s trying to give up smoking so she will be a bit ratty

  31. 31
    Mr Potato Head2 says:

    Fairness as in equal boundary sizes?

  32. 32
    Ravinder says:

    He’s having Mad Franky Hollande for a pub lunch. Hopefully he will humiliate France’s biggest loser. Worth every penny!

  33. 33
    Bilda Berger says:

    No doubt he was diverted into a tank of piranhas on his way out.

  34. 34
    Ravinder says:

    She got mullered

  35. 35
    Despicable says:

    One mustn’t overlook (whilst rightly laughing at idiotic Thornberry) just what a shit that Lord Oakeshott is.
    One hateful smarmy cùnt

  36. 36
    Sue says:

    What a ghastly parasite that woman is.

    Fabians – Common Purpose – snouts in the trough as they sell out their own country

  37. 37
    altruism in industry says:

    maybe he will leave him in the pub

  38. 38
    Nigel S says:

    Must have painted the coal tips.

  39. 39
    Cyclops Bogie McMuncher says:

    He should be prosecuted for attacking a whale.

  40. 40
    Katie Ghose says:

    Er, does anyone here do web design?

    My husband and I think we can issue diktats over industries we have never worked in, over arts we have never practiced, over ordinary little lives that we claim to support but would wrinkle our noses at in private.

    But we can’t change the banner graphic on a web site, despite it being an embarrassing reminder of my attempts to parachute myself in to any seat going.

  41. 41
    bergen says:

    Stoke already had Tristram Hunt parachuted in. Surely it’s time to have at least one local MP.

    But of course that’s not the way Labour operate anymore.

  42. 42
    Ancient Briton says:

    ……..”Is she not “An English Rose”?

  43. 43
    Katie Ghose says:

    Fuck! I can’t even get into my own web site now!


    Forbidden! I read the right papers, I know the right people. Who the fuck does this web site think it is?


    It’s Thatcher’s fault. That little Jasmine bitch – god help her is she tries to take my seat – will want heads to roll over this.

  44. 44
    If England has an anus, it's Stoke says:

    There’s been a packy in the woodpile somewhere, that’s for sure.

    Go down a treat in third world Stoke. Not.

  45. 45
    Alf Garnett says:

    Gormless Ghose.

  46. 46
    Sick of the greed and lies(still) says:

    They don’t listen to anyone standing for the election. As long as they have a red rosette that is fine. the Labour Party wouldn’t let anyone stand that didn’t have their interests at heart, would they?.

  47. 47
    If England has an anus, it's Stoke says:

    Most people in Stoke don’t have teeth, let alone jobs.

    Bleak. A truly dreadful place. So bad they built the A50 right round it, so you could drive all the way past to somewhere decent without having to see or smell the wretched place.

  48. 48
    Will H says:

    In this Age of Victimhood, what type of victim is she? I need to know how she’s been oppressed before I can decide if I want to vote for her. I’m sure the BBC wil let me know.

  49. 49
    I don't like packys, fabians or bolshy women, so she can FRO for a start says:

    I’d prefer to see her go over a cliff, head first.

  50. 50
    Nigel S says:

    There’ll be blue birds over
    The white cliffs of Dover

  51. 51
    Diane Abbopotomus says:

    Fuck off, sambó.

  52. 52
    Does she ever give up a chance to knock whitey? says:

    It would be better described as gorilla fur.

  53. 53
    The Critic says:

    FFS I know Labour were gerrymandering the electoral boundaries but creating a giant constitiuency which covers Stoke and Brighton is a bit much. Presumably the returning officer will be hiring a small country to store the ballot boxes in? The count may take a month or two. As for the postal votes………

  54. 54
    Fish says:

    Quite. Strangers to democracy are Hard Left Labour.

    The imbalance was explained, last week, by one Miliband’s tossers, as, ‘in rural constituencies larger numbers of Tories come out to vote than in urban areas.’

  55. 55
    Will H says:

    The postal votes go via the Tower Hamlets sorting office

  56. 56
    Gideon Osbourne says:

    I feel for her. I get fractious when I haven’t had enough coke and whores.

  57. 57
    Kate and Gerry says:

    We prefer to go to the pub and leave the kids at home.

    It’s OK, we drug them first.

  58. 58
    Shhhh! Ignore the truth says:

    That’s the problem, most of the time it’s not their own country.

    Does she look indigenous to you?

  59. 59
    Jasmin says:

    I literally cried when I read this. i want all mullatos dead.

  60. 60
    Ravinder Rajputt says:

    No delays are caused by counting postal votes. We count them before the election.

  61. 61
    Round the Bend says:

    Is she as sloppy as her website?

  62. 62
    MD of Shell Oil Co says:

    Should I leave the brown envelope on your desk?

  63. 63
    Village Idiot says:

    ………Everything she (abbot) mentions has a racial overtone; she must have one hell of a chip on her shoulder(s). An embarrassment and unwatchable!!
    Lighten up diane become colourblind and stop looking for issues of black and white!

  64. 64
    Isaac Asimov says:

    Ghose In The Machine.

  65. 65
    Village Idiot says:

    ….The song should be changed to,There’ll be blackbirds over,
    The Off white cliffs of Dover?

  66. 66
    Sally Bercow says:

    Is she as sloppy as me?

  67. 67
    O says:

    Fugly Goose

  68. 68
    Where's my little prickteaser Alice? says:

    She’s happy to open wide when circumstances dictate.

  69. 69
    A pretty straight kind of guy says:

    Hallelujah Brother!

  70. 70
    Paddy the pikey with a 10" todger says:

    I’ll second that.

  71. 71
    The morally corrupt EU slaves says:

    Relaxed hair, elocution lessons, private education…..You go sister !!!!

  72. 72
    Wizard's Sleeve says:

    Now, that is sloppy!

  73. 73
    The morally corrupt EU slaves says:

    Should be the first UKIP MP.

  74. 74
    The morally corrupt EU slaves says:

    The QT producers were shocked.
    They stuck him at the front because he wrote “I love willy, sorry Milli, Socialism and hate the working class” on his entry form.
    You can’t trust anyone these days.

  75. 75
    The morally corrupt EU slaves says:

    Dave sent two soldiers and a landrover to have their picture taken at the Somerset Flats.

  76. 76
    Jerry Mander says:

    You can trust a Tower Hamlets vote because they are all counted twice.

  77. 77
    Ctesibius says:

    I think you will find it’s actually the A500. Known locally as the ‘D-road’. Had you ever been to Stoke-on-Trent you might recall ‘Aurfur Towcrate’ and the cartoon which had the strapline:

    ‘Ar do’n no as whay at’s dee ride. Used as much bar nate as dee.’

    Or words to that effect.

  78. 78
    Ctesibius says:

    But a rich one

  79. 79
    Seems getting places mixed up runs in the family says:

  80. 80
    (Rarely) Dangerous Brian says:

    It was excellent to watch, she didnt know whether she wanted a s*it, shave or haircut.
    Ken Clarke taking the rise out of the other lefty bint was also great viewing.

  81. 81
    The BBC supports "responsible capitalism" says:

    He obviously failed our vetting process and we will ensure that his photograph and details are forwarded to all our editors,producers and commissioning agents immediately. In the meantime please accept our apologies for allowing such views to be expressed on one of our current affairs programs

  82. 82
    I dislike socialists intensely says:

    Why are there so many racial bigots in the Labour party ?
    I cannot help being born white.

  83. 83
    (Rarely) Dangerous Brian says:

    Spot on, typical Libdum dic*head bleating about defying Clegg but never defying his wife.
    P*ss of you populist europhile t*at.

  84. 84
    The most amusing claim ever says:

    They made the understandable mistake of thinking that ALL students are Labour supporting socialists

  85. 85
    (Rarely) Dangerous Brian says:

    Obviously where you get your brains from, common purpose apparatchick that you are.

  86. 86
    The most amusing claim ever says:

    When up the creek without a paddle always get yourself photographed with our brave lads/lasses of the military. I confidently expect “Dave” to pitch up somewhere in a flooded area of UK with media coverage over the weekend. By the way has anyone seen Liam Fox yet. I thought he was MP for North Somerset ?

  87. 87
    BIGEARS says:

    How could anybody have the affront to deprive her of the political career that she is obviously ENTITLED to , it would be a travesty ……YOU BASTARDS!!!

  88. 88
    BIGEARS says:

    I think she’s ENTITLED to a safe seat , don’t the rest of you !

  89. 89
    The morally corrupt EU slaves says:

    Victim of a hairdresser with no imagination ?

  90. 90
    Caroline Loocash says:

    You’ve got to take a lot of flights to impregnate the masses with climate change propoganda.

  91. 91
    It's been a long time since British soldiers were brave says:

    Why are they ‘brave’?

    Because they are willing to suspend their consciences in exchange for money, or that they are willing to kill strangers in the pursuit of oil?

    I suppose they are all ‘heroes’ too?

  92. 92
    ffranc says:

    The woman who turned a 27% referendum lead for “Yes to AV” into a 36% victory for the “No to AV” campaign
    Wasn’t that the aim of the Labour fifth column all along?

  93. 93
    broderick crawford says:

    what in this deluge tim ?

    you ll all drown at the third !!

  94. 94
    Hewn hooon hyun huhhnne says:

    .. and the further and faster the better…

  95. 95
    Hewn hooon hyun huhhnne says:

    …with luck; small mercies etc

  96. 96
  97. 97
    Roger the sheep says:

    take her to the cliff edge, and she’ll push back harder.

  98. 98
    Jack Ketch says:

    It’s a wig.

  99. 99
    Tom Catesby says:

    Try and get a proper job. I wonder if we could get the ‘Benefits Street’ gang seats in Parliament?

  100. 100
    Tom Catesby says:

    ‘Conspiring, lying, *anking’.

  101. 101
    Tom Catesby says:

    She should try Bangalore West.

  102. 102
    Tom Catesby says:

    Didn’t impress the Brighton gay vote. Stoke on Tent North? Please!!!

  103. 103
    Westminster Bubble says:

    8hrs later and the site is still live…
    Not a single reader bothered to tip her off, what a looser.

  104. 104
    Given the recent floods... says:

    Stoke-on-Trent-by-the-Sea has a nice ring to it, don’t you think?

  105. 105
    NE Frontiersman says:

    Or Stoke. Wherever.

  106. 106
    Anonymous says:

    Ah another member of the Left wing elite seeking to suckle on the teat of public largesse.

  107. 107
    Pete says:

    Her quote: “I know how Westminster works like the back of my hand.”

    My quote: “LOL”


  108. 108
    I fucking hate politicians says:

    Learn to spell you Hunt

  109. 109
    Anonymous says:

    They sorted her out in Crewe.

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