January 30th, 2014

Yet More EU Waste


414 Comments

  1. 1
    Sunny Jim says:

    Drinking in the workplace would get those of us in the real world sacked…

  2. 2
    Neil Kinnock says:

    I’ve done well out of Europe. In fact, I’ve done all right!

  3. 3
    Nonnymouse says:

    Glass and cardboard in the same bin whatever next ?

  4. 4
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    Immigration Bill: Dropping the amendments which would give it positive power – but would contravene ECHR, however adding a clause which allows the Home Secretary the executive power to revoke citizenship.

    Interesting.

  5. 5

    Would like to go through their expenses with a fine tooth comb…

  6. 6
    Sir William Wayde says:

    Then there are all the other bottles they take home from work……

  7. 7
    Nigel says:

    Prime Minister David Cameron should do humanity a service and compile all his speeches and statements over the years into one book that people could burn.

  8. 8
    Herman van Rompuy, unelected president of Britain, says:

    I only crack open a bottle every time Dave gives me one million pounds.

    Admittedly, that works out at 58 bottles a day, but I don’t think it’s too excessive.

    Wait until I start opening 68 bottles a day! It won’t be long.

  9. 9
    Anon...........& Voting UKIP.ORG says:

    Is that big wheelie bin full of empties TAX FREE, as is the norm for the
    elite of the Brussels EUSSR Commiesars ??

    Will there be a penalty payment for putting cardboard in with the bottles ?

  10. 10
    Council Recycling Department says:

    Mixing glass & cardboard? That’ll never get collected…

  11. 11

    Citizenship could only realistically be revoked for those who had acquired it – not those born with it, otherwise they would become stateless.

    See no reason why an ability to revoke should not be held by the state for a minimum period, say ten years. Certain categories of crime, imprisonable offences say, could then be shown as sufficient ground for revocation.

    Some sensible safeguards to prevent abuse which would normally be of a politicised nature.

  12. 12
    Eu Recycling Police says:

    The building is surrounded.
    Marksmen are on the rooftops.

    if you are armed throw your weapons carefully out of the women into the recycling sacks provided, taking sure to separate plastic and metal components first.
    Counseling will be provided for any citizens who may have viewed this mixed receptacle horror!

  13. 13
    Thirsty Work! says:

    Looks like they invited Nigel Farage in for a session to explain UKIP’s poor attendance record in the EU parliament, troughing all those expenses at taxpayer’s expense without showing up for work.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/eu/7881559/British-MEPs-have-worst-European-Parliament-attendance-record.html

  14. 14

    If one looked into the wheelie bin of the Emissions Control Department, might one find condoms?

  15. 15
    Eu Recycling Police says:

    They will be collected. But there will be a 1000 euro fine.
    You taxpayers can pick that up.

  16. 16
    Herman van Rompuy, unelected president of Britain, says:

    Penalty payment? Oh good Lord, you’re right! Let’s say.. £10 million.

    I’ll get my little puppet Dave to pay it. I’ll get him to make the cheque out to.. “The EU”. It’ll find its way to the correct department eventually.

  17. 17
    Eu Recycling Police says:

    UKIP not attending an institution that they openly declare to be corrupt?
    Whatever next.

    the employment minister not attending the TUC conference?
    Miliband not attending Wonga’s shareholder mettings?

  18. 18
    any old crap says:

    Seems to me the MPs are now proving they are not needed as all laws come from the EUSSR, time to close down the house of thieves even if it’s just to save money.

  19. 19
    One-term Dave (dragging the nation to its grave) says:

    Nigel is a loony, isn’t he?

    I send all that money – £22 billion – to Brussels every year, and Nigel goes and tries to bring it all back to the UK! What a bounder! Still, he’s no hope of bringing it all back. Not £22 billion. By jove, that’s more than £58 million a day! Silly old Nigel won’t be able to bring back 15 minutes’ worth back!

    Guffffff- haw haw haw haw haw haw haw!

    Tally ho!

  20. 20
    Eu Recycling Police says:

    This is nothing.
    Last week we were called to a cafe that had stacked dairy and meat on the same shelf. THE SAME SHELF!

    Some of my men were physically sick at that kind of depravity. Some people are just animals.

    You know what else? They were washing knives in water that had detergent in it.
    Not clear water. Water that was cloudy. I’m only glad we arrived when we did. Saved someone from a serious nick to the fingernail. That’s what makes this job worthwhile. Making a differnce.

    Now excuse me, call coming in about a business using a 60w bulb! To the choppers lads! Lets get airborne!

  21. 21
    Sunderland is a Labour ghetto thats why its shyte. says:

    I have been warchin the Eu debate on the Parliament Channel for the last few hours,my conclusions are these.1 Most of these MPs inhabit a world totally alien to the rest of us.2The likes of Sarah Teather Dianne Abbott and the most recent influx of ethnic MPs mainly from Labour would wish oor borders to be completely open regardless of the consequences.3 The anti mmigration Tories just dont understand the link between being members of the EU and the ECHR and the fact that no matter what conclusion they come to tonight as long as remain part of these two institutions they are wasting their time,in other words friends we are fucked because if Labour wins the next GE things will get worse and unless the Tories commit to total withdrawal following a referendum Labour will win be because UKIP who have little chance of having 1 MP elected will so damage the Tory vote they will be unelectable.

  22. 22
    Silent Majority says:

    I saw leave the money with taxpayers if you don’t show up for work. Obvious really.

  23. 23
    Gordon Brown's shed says:

    Today .. I are mostly listening to the Arctic Monkeys.

  24. 24
    nell says:

    +++Laugh+++

    You wait until they start imposing the same elf and saftey and food hygiene rules on private houses. And of course that’ll allow them to employ thousanbds more people in the
    se dead end non-jobs

  25. 25
    Article reader says:

    Says “MEPs” not “UKIP MEPs”.

  26. 26
    Recycling is a scam cos' they just dump it all in a big container and ship it to somewhere in India says:

    Our local council collects plastic,glass and cardboard in one wheelie bin, household waste in another and food and garden waster in another BUT then what happens to it ??

  27. 27
    nell says:

    I suspect the arctic monkeys would say ‘who is gordonbrown?’

    Mind so would most of the country even his constituents in kirkcaldy hardly see him these days.

  28. 28
    Fed Up Britain says:

    Seems like the EU wine lake problem has finally been resolved.

  29. 29
    UKIP won't ever form a UK Government so don't waste your vote in 2015 says:

    Your analysis is correct…not one single MP…….Anyone contemplating voting UKIP in GE should accept the fact that they are voting for a Miliband Socialist Labour Government and as a result they will never get a referendum on EU membership

  30. 30
    Lee Webster says:

    I never knew, the lazy bar stewards.

    UKIP are as bad as Gordon Brown!

  31. 31
    Catch 22 says:

    Parliament is Sovereign therefore it is legally unable to pass any law that is not legal as the mere passing of it makes it legal

  32. 32
    EU Commission says:

    THAT’S what you think

  33. 33
    Libertie(s) says:

    Zis is so unfair. Et was a simple party to celebrate our most recent victory defending the EU Agricultural Subsidies. Spanish firms will think again after being fined €1000 for selling tomatoes almost 1mm below the approved circumference specified in Directive EU/10041/32/B6 Para 3.2.1 (iv) (a) Clause 2.

    It was a long and torturous 3 year investigation that forced us to stay in hotels across Spain and not just in our base at Puerto Banus. But we persevered and secured this great victory to prevent zis wicked exploitation of tomato buyers all across the Union

  34. 34
    I dislike socialists intensely says:

    Plus 1 million.

  35. 35
    Bill Quango MP says:

    I am sure you are right.
    yet i expect that the UKIP voters are going to continue voting for UKIP.
    PM Miliband and chancellor Balls are pretty nailed on.

    The only hope is that the Labour majority will be under 30 leaving them to rely on the treacherous and cowardly Liberals for anything contentious.

    But an EU vote. Forget it. A labour government means it won’t happen. And after 4-5 years of Milibandism shadow leader Boris/May/Gove/other won’t need to offer a referendum as a bribe to vote for them. The public will be desperate to vote to end the Robespierrean nightmare.

  36. 36
    Lib Dems says:

    In the interests of consistency, we must be as lenient to foreign criminals as we are to criminals within our party.

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  38. 38
    ZeroWasteEurope says:

  39. 39
    Butch Dave says:

    Keep saying things like this and I might even get another five years to piss about.

  40. 40
    Blowing Whistles says:

    It appears as if there is some dirty bumbandit act / laws which the EU are going to try and ease in through the backdoor in early february … now why don’t the msm tell the public about it … why indeed?

  41. 41
    Anonymous says:

    Hey – that’s our f*****g money stored in a green wheelie bin and a large plastic bag !

  42. 42
    ZeroWasteEurope says:

    Breadth of material in OREP library continues to grow

    24/01/2014

    The Online Resource Efficiency Platform (OREP) Interactive Library is a dynamic and prominent repository of literature and videos related to resource efficiency. The library covers a number of core resource efficiency topics including green economy and green growth, energy efficiency, waste management, and sustainability thresholds. This breadth and quantity of information makes the library one of the foremost resource-efficiency portals online.

  43. 43
    Fraternite says:

    ..Now let uz look at ze colour of ze glass used in wine bottles. i sink ze Croats are taking ze piss with ze blue bottle colour. lets shut zhem down.

  44. 44
    Anonymous says:

    They won’t be drinking like that when the mussies take over….

    Even thinking about alcohol will be a thought crime

  45. 45
    Anonymous says:

    When will MPs get the chance to ask the Defence Minister if the deployment of troops to help get Owen Paterson out of the S** t, means he has to re-consider making troops redundant?

  46. 46
    Roma 'seeker' says:

    I was living in that bin until someone filled it up with bottles!

  47. 47
    ZeroWasteEurope says:

  48. 48
    Uncomfortably Numb says:

    Our local Tory council are currently proposing to close day centres for the disabled, close the town art gallery, shove the library into unused offices in the new county buildings closing a purpose built library, and we have just now heard that they have failed to stop the local university pulling out of the town.
    The roads they claim are ‘like billiard tables’ are indeed- they’re full of holes, with blocked drains and culverts making some roads impassable when it rains..
    The place is turning into a complete shithole under their watch.
    They are also, apparently, in the running for some award for best council. You couldn’t make it up if you tried.

  49. 49
    Stoned Wall says:

    Ease in through the back door in early February. Now that does sound painful.

  50. 50
    Chris Bryant's pants says:

    Ddirty Bumbandit? Backdoor? Ease in ?
    Sounds delicious

  51. 51
    Stop being a twat says:

    Why would that be necessary? Are the 72,000 troops of the army all unavailable except those 5,000 being chopped?

  52. 52
    ZeroWasteEurope says:

  53. 53
    Podiceps says:

    From your moniker it looks as if you know part of the answer to this question. When it arrives it is dumped and hordes of children go through it to scavenge anything faintly saleable. So, in a way, it does get recycled.

  54. 54
    Ozzy Mosely says:

    I’ve been thinking about this whole British Citizenship thing. I dont think having the ability to strip foreign born individuals of their citizenship goes far enough. I think we should have a whole new classification system of Citizenship.

    1) Class A* British Citizen – Automatically endowed on anyone with over £10m and/or a title. Vote = 1000 “normal” votes

    2) Class A British Citizen – Anyone born in the Home Counties. Can be revoked by any Cabinet Minister. Decision to revoke can be “appealed” by £1m donation to Conservative party.

    3) Class B British Citizen – Northerners. Can pay £10k to have right to vote. Citizenship can be revoked by Police at any time. No Appeal

    4) Class C British Citizen- Welsh, Scottish, Northern Irish, other dirty foreigners. No voting rights. Citizenship can be revoked by poll in the Daily Mail at any time.

  55. 55
    Ditch UK, become EU city says:

    Can’t the EU become a state, like the Vatican, and we become part of that state, say EU city state. Then all those taxes paid in by the members get to be sploshed out of us. (Whats left of course goes on the common agriculture policy and other EU things).

  56. 56
    Dan Hodges says:

    I love the labour party.
    But you have to agree that Ed Miliband is a fucking spastic

  57. 57
    Podiceps says:

    One would certainly find the word on the labels of the many empty bottles of Armagnac. A lot of it comes from the French town called Condom.

  58. 58
    EU recycle centre says:

    Its all Chinese now

  59. 59
    ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

    Who’s leading Cameron by the nose over policy…

  60. 60
    Anonymous says:

    Your fooling yourself.

    Dave has said he would vote to stay in the EU… how many more times does he and Hague and Clarke etc etc etc have to say it…. they are Europhiles to the core !!

    The Conservative party are part of the problem, if you think they want to leave the EU then you are deluded.

    Yes, if you prefer the Tory brand of ‘socialism lite…’ and are happy to stay in the EU and to continue devolving further UK powers to the EU, then yes, vote Conservative.

    But if you think the EU is a bigger issue, if you want to keep the UK’s sovereignty and regain control of our country and borders, then you have to vote for a party that wants to leave the EU.

    At the moment….the only party that wants out of the EU, is UKIP.

    Voting for the Conservatives is self delusion, and will only further entrench ourselves in the European Union.

  61. 61
    Herman van Rumpoy says:

    Me?

  62. 62
    Fùck home, send it abroad to sand monkeys says:

    Still, another £100million to Syria is more important

  63. 63
    tachybaptus says:

    Nothing nicer than seeing Tories having a good internal fight. Is it the beginning of the end for Cameron’s Leadership?

  64. 64
    Sally Bercow says:

    Amazing! Well done you! :-)

  65. 65
    Jack Boot says:

    Officially the Tory Party is known as the ” Conservative and Unionist Party”. We already know that Daves not a Conservative, but Cameron is so fervent a unionist that he’s allowed the Scots to have a referendum in which the unionist position has not even been argued. The reason that the Scots are being encouraged to devolve is one of a number of measures which have been engineered upon the British in order hasten the destruction of this country and her peoples.

  66. 66
    we are not poor brit scroungers says:

    We are not some poor scroungers. We get, and not in the office, free breakfast, lunch and supper. Cars, not what you Brits drive to work. Segregated holidays. Brits aboard no thanks. Full pay pension when we needt it. Private health, gyms and other clubs. Bi-lingual schools. Clothing allowance. We have style. We like our women to look their best.

  67. 67
    Peter from Preston says:

    They should look behind the bin.

    There might be a lap-top and some lesbian mags in a jiffy-bag.

  68. 68
    ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

    Not with regard to energy companies and the banks.

  69. 69
    Sunderland is a Labour ghetto thats why its shyte. says:

    Can I be a Cardinal.

  70. 70
    Right on brothers says:

    Oh you naughty socialist, you are a one.

  71. 71
    Sunderland is a Labour ghetto thats why its shyte. says:

    I am not deluded if there is a referendum and the people vote to leave then thats it and they will,if I live to be a thousand UKIP will never form a government in this country I doubt if they will get one MP,they are a single issue party run by one man,a very clever man a funny man who is a natural Tory.

  72. 72
    30 years later says:

    When will the government apologise for what the Tories did to the miners? Communities and livelihoods destroyed all in the pursuit of cold hearted monetarism to make the rich richer. The paradox of Thatcherism is that its policies expanded the welfare state by increasing unemployment and therefore the claimant count.

    Not everything she did was bad, and Scargill also bears a lot of the blame. But her legacy is of greed, British industries destroyed and generations of families stuck in welfare dependency.

  73. 73
    Universal Hiss says:

    I thought that had been in place for ages.

  74. 74
    ex MEP Huhne says:

    had Jana against a bin like that there.

  75. 75
    Lord Stansted says:

    It might be the BBC if they were champagne bottles.

  76. 76
    Dan Hodges says:

    I remain unconvinced. As does everyone with even a hint of a brain.

  77. 77
    Universal Hiss says:

    Sounds like Wolverhampton except that area must be Tory free?

  78. 78
    White rabbit says:

    I wonder if Fraser Nelson has plans to be a Conservative M.P. ?
    Just a thought.

  79. 79
    Romans says:

    We did all that, , except we did not all Class C British Citizen in. And the legacy was the greatest Empire ever.

  80. 80

    Indeed. I was very close to it last year at Montauban.

    But I have always steered around it somehow on my travels. So, in truth, I cannot tell whether the denizens bathe with their socks on.

  81. 81
    Hey good lookin' says:

    You don’t really Dan.

    You just like putting your tongue round Blair’s rim, which is very different.

  82. 82
    Keep up says:

    You’re clearly not a regular reader. The majority of the commenters, as well as Guido himself, strongly back Scottish independence. The general consensus here is along the lines of “good riddance to Jockland”.

  83. 83
    broderick crawford says:

    Only to be expected

    Brits go around trumpeting english as global linguafranca

    D’ ya see any english on the sognplates . ??

    No — only French first followed by German !!

    So much for Cammo saying english rules in Europe !

  84. 84
    chriselee says:

    Why is the sign in foreign? I thought the official language was English.

  85. 85
    Citizen Khan says:

    Staffordshire University to close it’s campus in………………….Stafford.

    These fuckers are beyond parody.

  86. 86
    Ah! Thanks Maggie says:

    No son of mine never went down the pit.

    What sort of father would send his son to live his life underground. FFS.

    Smoking in cars. Or Pneumoconiosis. Your choice

  87. 87
    kay burleyhuman says:

    Today, finally, the British government has begun to assist the people of Somerset. For the past few weeks MPs have been looking at their iPads and their laptops to find out exactly where Somerset was. A government spokesman has now detailed that Tory MPs, hungry with erection fever, have flooded the county with their usual mix of shit and compost.

    An opposition spokesman has said that if this was a small nation somewhere else in the world that maintains similar slavery ambitions, then our government would have sent aid weeks ago. As it is on army land rover with a bucket sped into Somerset today to start the clear up operation – known as Operation HoleyWhelly – they reckon it will be several months before all is dried out as the bucket, specially ordained by Iain Duncan Smith, has no handle – much like the present tory party

  88. 88
    Victoria Brignell says:

    he’s too smar

  89. 89
    Nelson says:

    I see no chances

  90. 90
    broderick crawford says:

    the fourth world gets to bury it .

  91. 91
    Rewriting History PhD says:

    what utter bollox

  92. 92
    Divide and conquer says:

    And of course by implication “Good riddance Britain”.

  93. 93
    Idiot alert says:

    Fuck off twat head.

  94. 94
    DAVE (HS2towards the exit) CAMERON says:

    Anti HS2 request to see government report into whether HS2 gives the public value for money , has been blocked by the government because they say the findings are “not in the public interest”

    Fucking laughable !

  95. 95
    Idiot alert says:

    he’s too smar and too fas

  96. 96
    BIGEARS says:

    What we really want is English independence

  97. 97
    Honest citizen says:

    The fucking contractors must have bought the council

    There are white elephants all across the country

    Empy offices libraries etc

    But the councillors dont give acstuff assuming the backhanders are good eniugh

    Who is getting the bungs for the unnecessary HS2 BTW?

    The bungs will be HUGE

  98. 98
    Jack Boot says:

    Firstly I do not allow Guido to do my thinking for me. Secondly the point I am making is primarily not about Scottish independence but about the black treachery of the Tories.

  99. 99
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    So are the army going to magically raise the whole of the Somerset Levels above sea level? Your comment is utter tripe.

  100. 100
    Dame Porter says:

    It goes into a big boat, we ship it off to China, they put it in a big hole full of Tescos bags, dead prisoners and female babies. Every little helps.

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    any old crap says:

    Paper, glass bottles, tin cans all in the same wheelie bin, so I don’t see what the fuss is about, seems one council law for us and on council law for you, stupidity at it’s best

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    FFS says:

    There is nothing more likely to encourage Scottish independence than sending a Tory to pontificate on the Union to the people in that hotbed of socialism. That’s why he’s left Alistair Darling to do it.

    Secondly, they aren’t going to leave anyway. M. Salmond has not provided a single reason why Scotland should leave the union, other than they might get their grubby hands on the oil. If that were a good reason for breaking up the union I’d need a passport to cross London’s “Square Mile”.

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    30 years later says:

    What a splendid vocabulary you possess!

  104. 104
    FFS says:

    “throw your weapons carefully out of the women”??????

  105. 105
    Truthteller says:

    EU, taking the p!ss.

  106. 106
    Roy Batty says:

    Pub Bore Strikes Again. Fucking shoot me someone before I have to read anymore of this boring wankers puns and “jokes”.

  107. 107
    BIGEARS says:

    At least we now know that both the Labour and the lib dems are in favour of allowing foreign criminals to run amuck.

  108. 108
    Fabians are EVIL says:

    I think you need to do a little more balanced reading and rely less on the rantings of your local pub bore

  109. 109
    Truthteller says:

    There’s their answer. No VFM at all.

  110. 110
    Chinese Logistics PLC says:

    10 dorra a tonne to bring China crap to UK

    10 dorra a tonne from UK Government to bring British “recyclable” back to China in otherwise empty ship

    Is not recycle. Is used foundation of new Beijing.

  111. 111

    @CO6

    Re: last night’s conversation. I was disturbed to hear from you that Geometry was not on comprehensive schools’ syllabus and have tried to find a source for that, without success.

    Have been looking at the English NC and it is covered in Key stages 2-4 albeit often in the context of ITC studies or similar. Some parts are non-statutory.

    You used the word “dropped” though. Could you be more specific or point me to your source?

    Mechanics is not on the NC and, as far as I am aware, has never been. Both subjects are interrelated and vital IMO.

  112. 112
    Truthteller says:

    When will Labour apologise for what the Labour did to the British people? Communities and livelihoods destroyed all in the pursuit of cold hearted monetarism to make the rich richer. The paradox of Blairism is that its policies expanded the welfare state.

  113. 113
    White rabbit says:

    In order to understand your comment a little better I’d like to know how old you are ?

  114. 114
    The Labour Party says:

    We work like this. We think “Would the Tories oppose this?” If the answers is yes, we sign up to it.

    It really is that simple.

  115. 115
    H&K MP5 says goodbye says:

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    The LibDems says:

    Look, we are a small party with no obvious means of financial support that somehow manages to run a full election campaign when even the Tories and the Labour Party struggle.

    Where exactly do you think we are getting our money from? Now do you see why we suck up to the EU?

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    BIGEARS says:

    Just which industries were destroyed by the Thatcher Government I can’t think of one?

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    No steps forward 100 steps back says:

    Still voting UKIP, as a country that’s getting closer to total disintegration they are only hope, if they fail to take the people with them, it won’t make difference which part of the LibLabCon triangle get in, the next stop total integration with the EUSSR and our loss of democracy for the people of the country, if Scotland say yes then the fun starts.

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    Roy Batty says:

    Why, in the name of fuckery, would any of that have anything to do with recycling police? This fucking blog is becoming more and more like a fucking Campaign For Real Ale meeting. Just full of beardy pub quiz arseholes desperate to make a quick pun and then sit in their crusty, stained armchair stroking their rancid members. This used to be a place for dangerous and edgy political debate, now it is as edgy and dangerous as a fucking Countdown audience.

  120. 120
    Jack Boot says:

    The point still remains that this referendum is one of a number of measures which has been sponsored by the EU with the end game of destroying national sovereignty and weakening this country.

  121. 121
    Freedom not to Read! says:

    Somebody is making you read Guido?

    What the fuck is going wrong with this country.

  122. 122
    BIGEARS says:

    At last a good idea WELL SAID Ozzy .

  123. 123
    You're not obliged to stay you know says:

    The exit is that way ———–>

  124. 124
    DAVE (HS2towards the exit) CAMERON says:

    Isee the bill for the government to over rule judges on foreign criminals “right to a family life”and deport them , has been defeated by Labour and Those treasonus bastards the Lib dem sex pests

  125. 125
    FFS says:

    Exactly. Another 5 years of you doing more or less what Labour wanted to do if they were in power anyway.

    176,000 immigrants in last year, same as under Labour,

    Bennies system unchanged

    Deficit more or less the same

    Debt even bigger

    EU still calling the shots on all the big decisions

    In what way could Milliband conceivably make it worse? How? I just don’t see how.

    Vote UKIP, you really haven’t a choice.

  126. 126
    Judge-Led Enquiry says:

    Can I help?

  127. 127
    Roy Batty says:

    Where did I mention Guido you fucking mong. C’u’n’t’s like you are what is wrong with this country. And all the fucking d’arkies.

  128. 128
    Where are all the fucking sognplates when you want one? says:

    You are never alone with a Strand ;-)

  129. 129
    Podiceps says:

    Stolen moniker = worthless comment.

  130. 130
    Jimmy says:

    Is spoonface the first PM ever to order an abstention on a government bill?

    You must be so proud.

  131. 131
    Hate Everyone Ever says:

    Any vote in 2015 will mean exactly the same fucking thing. More of the same scum in suits taking our money and doing what the fuck they like. The only real way to change things would be to petrol bomb each polling station on the day then march on London and storm the fucking palace.

  132. 132
    stun2 says:

    Dutch, actually. Not that it lessens your point in any way

  133. 133
    FFS says:

    If UKIP never get elected then the UK is doomed.

    Sad but shit happens.

    If I don’t put my balls on the line to get the UK out of the EU how can I ever expect my fellow countrymen to vote for UKIP? How can I ever expect my fellow countryment to say “No to EU” in a referendum?

    I can only hope my fellow countrymen start to see things the way I see things, but they will never see things my way if I say “Vote pro EU Tory because it is slightly less scary than pro EU Labour”.

  134. 134
    FFS says:

    You may be right, but maybe we should try a couple more elections first? Or make immigration work for us for a change and just leave?

  135. 135
    David Cameron says:

    Flip flop, flip flop; chillax, holiday, chillax, holiday; flip flop, tax breaks for millionaires like me, chillax; flip flop, flip flop, holiday, nice afternoon nap; flip flop, flip flop, why haven’t I got any control over my MPs? siesta, angry bird, chillax; flip flop, one term administration, tax breaks for the rich, make the poor pay for the reckless lending of my cocaine snorting banker friends; flip flop holidy chillax nice afternoon nap ad infinitum…….

  136. 136
    Lord Guacamole of Mandy, with blue suede shoed says:

    How elegant

    Can Rich do an explicit cartoon of this delicious act?

    I will put the original in the pink loo of my mansion

  137. 137
    Dodgy Dave says:

    Look, let’s be clear about this…

  138. 138
    Daid Cameron of Whites Club says:

    The Duke od Plazatoro told me to lead my men from behind

    Much safer you know

  139. 139
    cep says:

    I bet you’re well hard.

    Were you in the SAS….?

  140. 140
    ukip.i.am.not says:

    Make people stateless? Another shameful episode in which the UKs credibility on human rights sinks in the eyes of the world

  141. 141
    McAdder says:

    ……and over 200 Tories.

  142. 142
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    C4 News – Jon Snow – Somerset Levels.
    Snow said some woman that lives there was furious when C4 last jnterviewed her. No I wasn’t furious she replied. Shit stirrer Snow strikes again.
    If the Sky job is going at £200,000, what the fuck is idiot Snow on?

  143. 143
    Hi Jimmy, can you talk a bit louder as the windmill is slowing down and the power is needed for tS says:

    We know a Liebour backbencher wouldn’t do it as they could lose their troughing rights

  144. 144
    White rabbit says:

    Labour support criminals..what a surprise.

  145. 145
    Dr Mengele says:

    Batty by name…

    *parp*

  146. 146
    ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

    “Over half of all Tory MPs rebelled again the government over Raab’s bill.”

    Delighted, because this proves Cameron no longer has control over his party. It’s also applicable to any one thinking they should be the new leader i.e. May. Let the Tories tear themselves apart over this and the EU, it’s their nemesis for what they have done to much of the country.

  147. 147
    FFS says:

    I’d like to modify this if I may.

    Class D citizens: ethnics and immigrants. No rights at all. No right to use a supermarket, get a job, rent a house, talk to a citizen in Class A,B or C. No right to buy a return ticket. However, they will be offered free outbound tickets.

  148. 148
    Stranger's barman says:

    I assume that said Land Rover will be mounted by a Major General commandiing Western Approaches

    Escorted by the Msster of the Local Hunt

    On Rebekah’s Police Horse

  149. 149
    cep says:

    Shouldn’t you be in the local park, drinking cider like normal teenagers instead of copying what your daddy says to impress people outside of your school..?

  150. 150
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Heaviest rain for some years.
    The levels are below sea level.
    Dredging the rivers will make fuck all difference.
    If the rain levels continue at the same rate, year on year, the area will continue to flood.
    The media stir the shit and in two weeks time will never mention it again.

  151. 151
    Blokey Bloke says:

    When Ukip put them in third place in May there will be nothing holding them back. Cameron better have an anti stab vest on to defend his back.

  152. 152
    Ed Milliband says:

    I will fweeze energy pwices for 20 monfs.

    I not sure why 20 monfs but it is a nice wound number

    Anyway, if you go on uSwitch you can fweeze for 20 monfs. So I will do it for you. See?

  153. 153
    Yvette Cooper says:

    “and then, as the home secretary responsible for enforcing law and order in Britain, simply sit there, just scared of her own backbenchers, and fail to vote? There is no precedent for this … She has lost control of her own policy … She sat on her hands because she was scared. What kind of home secretary is that? What kind of government is this?”

  154. 154
    FFS says:

    Sadly it appears to be a fight between the Tory Wets and the Tory Super Wets. Not much hope of a Tory turn-around now :-(

    Vote UKIP, because there really is no other choice.

  155. 155
    Dave in Chipping Norton says:

    It is certainly not in the public interest for you wallahs to see the HUGE bungs we are being paid for this white elephant

    There would be a revolution

  156. 156
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Is that your angle on Geometry in schools?

  157. 157
    Chukus Yourmoney says:

    Where is it going to?

    Do tell

    I suggest they move it offshore

    Thats where all the action is, after all

  158. 158
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Is C4 News sole purpose to stir the shit?

  159. 159
    Dr Freud says:

    You have either lost your marbles or you think too much

    I think you need to lie down and shut up

  160. 160
    cep says:

    He’s very acute…

  161. 161
    FFS says:

    You will find an excellent summary of Thatcher’s impact on mining on page 19 of the document here:-

    http://www.parliament.uk/business/publications/research/briefing-papers/RP99-111/a-century-of-change-trends-in-uk-statistics-since-1900

    Maggie was elected in 1978 and the miner’s strike was in 1985. As you will see, Maggie had fuck all impact – the industry had been in decline since before the 1950s.

    So, wise up to the truth, admit to yourself that we have all the facts on our side and join us. It’s much more fun with us anyway.

  162. 162
    Charlie Brooker says:

    Fuck it. You found my other hiding place.

  163. 163
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Cooper, a vile piece of hypocritical shit. Could I remind cooper and labour about Abu Qatada, who they failed to deport. This rankles Cooper, hence her continued attacks on May.

  164. 164
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP

  165. 165
    A Tax Advisor says:

    The Cayman Islands

  166. 166
    White rabbit says:

    Whatever. I thought Theresa looked a dream in the HOC today, didn’t you ?
    You looked ok. How d’you feel now, better ?

  167. 167
    Owen Jones,Guest Moderator says:

    Oops! Something went wrong, Prime Minister.
    We sincerely apologize for the inconvenience. Please refresh your browser or check back later to resume your inane comment.

  168. 168
    Political Sketchbook for Mongs says:

    May looked really boverred. Not.

  169. 169
    Dr Freud says:

    My dear Yvette

    This government are merely continuing a watered doen version of thhe total clusterfuck you and your hubby were leading lights in

    You set such an indescribably high standard of buggery thuggery and skulduggery and financial hooliganism that even the maddest Tories could not touch you

    So just shut it

  170. 170
    BIGEARS says:

    I remember when schools taught boys to use machine tools such as lathes and shaping machines, and how to forge metal.
    They also taught proper mathematics , physics and .chemistry, English , art , languages’ and History.
    Nowadays the teach ‘Craft ‘ which consists of cutting cardboard shapes with scissors and making cushions , Physics and Chemistry is taught as ‘ science ‘ English has degenerated into something resembling teenage text speak, and History largely consists of politically correct indoctrination.
    How can it come as a surprise to learn that they can’t be bothered to teach Geometry ?

  171. 171
    Sadiq Khan says:

    Criminals, my kind of people.

  172. 172
    nell says:

    UKIP also have MEPs including nigelfarage (whom incidentally I like). So presumably they also are personally profiting from salary and generous expenses of this worthless body?

  173. 173
    Pick litter for bennies says:

    HOC mp,s have in essence voted to keep all foreign murderers,rapists and wannabe terrorists in our country to protect the criminals human rights.TRAITORS.Another nail in the EU coffin.

  174. 174
    stun2 says:

    A grave offence.

  175. 175
    nell says:

    I did just wonder whether SkyNews would be adventurous enough to appoint the idiotowen as next political editor.

  176. 176
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    You are preaching to the converted, but Miliband is not an alternative option.

    David Cameron is the Arthur Daley of government indecision.

    Go on Jimmy, go to UKIP ;-)

  177. 177
    Dr Freud says:

    You don’t need to stir shit in Britain

    The place is knee deep in it everywhere

  178. 178
    McAdder says:

    Just looked at list of those supporting Raab on Conservative Home website. One name that surprised me was Keith Vaz.

  179. 179
    FFS says:

    The Somerset Levels flood almost every year. Very few people are daft enough to live actually on the Levels. Westernzoyland is the only village of any size. From the tourist website:-

    “Lying only nine metres above sea level, Westonzoyland’s past has been shaped by a struggle between man and water. In winter months Westonzoyland and its neighbouring villages of Middlezoy and Chedzoy and Othery became islands isolated by flood waters. Zoy used in these place names means island.”

  180. 180
    Anonymous says:

    Any good scots goes South. Sadly (and to all our costs) that includes the gifted mad ones.

  181. 181
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Reminds me of the Grammar School I attended.

  182. 182
    The Labour Party says:

    Whereas we, on the otherhand, flooded the country with four million immigrants so now our core-voters can’t get jobs, wages are depressed, and you’re going to get affordable housing.

    That’s without even getting to the 800,000 immigrants who can’t speak any English.

    And we fucked-up the NHS, covered up the deaths, and the schools (which “must not produce winners”).

    And we ran out of money.

    But don’t worry – we intend to be much worse, next time.

  183. 183
    nell says:

    Let’s think about this – do we prefer Theresa May who deported abuqatada or do we prefer that labour’s smith woman or the spineless jackstraw neither of which achieved anything!!?

    I suspect theresa is going down in history as one of our better Home Office Ministers regardless of the politics.

  184. 184
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    The people that critisise the agencies etc. should read about the levels on Wikipedia. The media just want to stir the shit.

  185. 185
    The Labour Party says:

    Oh! Hang on! We forgot to mention the Iraq War.

    Ah, yes.. our lies.. half a million deaths, 5 million maimed.

    We – Labour – are great, aren’t we?

    Who wouldn’t support us?

  186. 186
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    Ed Balls is great, isn’t he?

    I mean, how the Hell could we win without him?

  187. 187
    White rabbit says:

    Jimmy! Jimmy! quick, there’s a piece on high risk sex channel 4 news right now.
    You can catch it if you’re quick.

  188. 188
    Goodbye Brussels. This doesn't work for us. says:

  189. 189
    Pick litter for bennies says:

    The people of the Somerset Levels should convert to Islam,start fighting each other in a civil war and they will have £600 Million thrown at them.

  190. 190
    s 4 shortbread says:

    grrrrr

  191. 191
    Mad Frankie Maude says:

    If anybody thinks Tory in-fighting has finished after tonight……well quoting my Mexican socialist mate you are ‘mucho deludedo’….2015

  192. 192
    Jon Slow is one of the most retarded men I've ever met says:

    All you need to know about Snow
    is Snow is very very slow.

  193. 193
    ℳark Ѻaten says:

    Keep talking doc you’re giving me the horn :)

  194. 194
    EU and in charge says:

    Take home from work. That’s Breakfast, Lunch and Supper, where ever cooked and served to our standards. Cars, no British bangers. Segregated holidays. Brits no thank you. Wine allowance, with cave. Bi-lingual schools. Fully salary pension, taken when needed. Accommodation, in the usual places, Brussels, home, for the weekend and holidays. Plus clothing allowance for ourselves and wife and mistresses.

  195. 195
    FFS says:

    Nope, wrong. My kids are still in the comprehensive system, as I was 30 years previous:-

    My sons were taught “resistant materials” – lathes, pillar drills, vacuum forming, wood-working. They also were taught “Electronics” – soldering, PCB etching as well as that girly stuff (they didn’t take to GCSE)

    Mathematics at both GCSE and “A” level are much the same as when I was taught in the late 70’s at “O” level. At GCSE they do include geometery, pythagoras, simultaneous equations, solving quadratic equations, algebra and even a bit of calculus (I never did any calculus at “O” level – that was “A” level stuff only).

    Physics, Biology and Chemistry all cover far more material than I was taught at “O” Level in the 70s. A hell of a lot of the stuff they cover at GCSE I didn’t cover until “A” level.

    English Lit is crap – very limited reading material involved. Probably less left-wing than when I was at school because they teach much less….

    English language – much the same as at “O” level in the 70s.

    History: My sons were taught mostly the history of WWII and Vietnam. Not much different from what I was taught at “O” level

    Languages: Everyone has to take one language, hence the quality is mostly phrasebook standard, unless you have an aptitude for languages. Pathetic really, but always was as Brits have no motivation to learn a language.

    Geography: A lot of human geography at GCSE level – this is very left-wing stuff. Consequently my sons stuck their two fingers up at it.

    Art: GCSE taught at a surprisingly high level. Standard of work very high. Very impressive.

    Eldest son now doing “A” levels: History, Maths, Electronics and Computing

    Maths “A” level same as in the 70s. Electronics and Computing taught at a surprisingly high level – more or less the first year of my University degree. I didn’t do History “A” level so can’t compare.

    Not everything you read in the Daily Mail is true…..

  196. 196
    McAdder says:

    He’ll need to pass his GCSEs first. ( subjects: meedja studies, dance, drama, home economics-soft materials, history of feminism, hanging around toilets)

  197. 197
    David Miliband says:

    My brother is a complete cúnt.

    I didn’t just leave the Labour Party, I left Britain.

    I mean, can you imagine my mutant mong brother as PM?

    No. Thought not.

  198. 198
    Goodbye Brussels. This doesn't work for us. says:

  199. 199
    We aint seen nothing yet says:

    Britain will be gone in a generation or two anyway, with or without Scotland – thanks to the liblabcon’s imported demographic time bomb.

    A wrecked, Children of Men type sh!thole of Balkanised ethnic enclaves fighting each other.

    And don’t look to the US to save Europe’s native populations. They’ll far more likely to arm the colonisers, à la Kosovo style. If Madame Le Pen gets in in France for example, just watch the open hostility that will emanate from Washington.

  200. 200
    EU and in charge says:

    PS
    That wheelie bin is full of street drinkers and beggars empties (cleared up by efficient EU workers) from Romanian now on their way.
    as you say
    pip pip

  201. 201
    FFS says:

    Theresa “I will reduce immigration to the tens of thousands” May?

    She let in 176,000 immigrants last year. No, she is not one of the best Home Secretaries.

    She is exactly as bad as Yvette Cooper-Ballsup.

    Vote UKIP, please….

  202. 202
    Kinky Boots says:

  203. 203
    FFS says:

    Bringing back that EU money to the UK.

    I like it!

    Vote UKIP to re-patriate our taxes.

  204. 204
    White rabbit says:

    My guess is a Karate expert, self-proclaimed, unfrocked for inappropriate behaviour.

  205. 205
    Pick litter for bennies says:

    Labour policy makers have already told us £25bn of borrowing will not appear in their official borrowing figures because it,s for “re-investment”.Premeditated fraud.

  206. 206
    Irn Bru says:

    If the Scottish do opt for independence from the City State of London, at least they have a slim chance of saving themselves in the long run. And maybe we can flee there as refugees and claim asylum one day as well.

    There’s many a slip ‘twixt cup and lip, as they say.

  207. 207
    One Man One Vote says:

    Don’t blame you, mate.

    I bet though, you secretly wish you’d worked a tad harder at bringing about democracy in your party, eh?

    It must stick in your craw that people had four or even five votes in that election, maye as many as six: Co-op party members, Fabian Society, Black sections, members of unions like UNITE, MPs. And then there are the tiny group of people who are actually members of the Labour Party itself.

    Your life’s ambitions imploding in one gerrymandered, anti-democratic exercise of hatefulness and conspiracy…

  208. 208
    Don't vote lilabcon, vote conlablib instead says:

    You can also add, off the top of my head:

    Climate scams still in full operation

    Another housing bubble created and on the way

    NGOs and Qangos still operating and circumventing democracy

    Continued attempts to involve the UK in yet more wars

    The BBC still in operation as a publicly funded propaganda station

    PC dogma as all pervasive as ever

  209. 209
    An emmisary from Rome says:

    I am a regular reader here and sussed long ago that the whole anti scottish bias of this blog is designed to hasten the break up of The UK as it is the wish of the Vatican that this take place. guido is hiding in plain sight folks.

  210. 210
    Dr Frankenfreud says:

    Did he get a hard-on?

  211. 211
    Vote NO to the EUSSR and yes to the UK says:

    Spot on Jack Boot. The useful idiots on this blog are the little Englanders who fail to see that the break up of the UK would lead to even greater tyranny from the EU.

  212. 212
    Ironic comment of the week says:

    The most ironic comment of the week goes to the two BBC producers on the Richard Bacon show this week who insisted that the BBC have always expected the highest standards of behaviour from its presenters in childrens television. Savile and Hall fucking kids all over the place for years obviously didnt count then ?

  213. 213
    Athelstan says:

    She’s shit. I’d rate her right down there with Jack Straw.

  214. 214
    nell says:

    you forgot ‘ how to claim benefits’

  215. 215
    It's not a matter of nationality really says:

    Yeah. Terrorists should be given a fair trial and then executed.

  216. 216
    Jimmy says:

    I don’t think I get that channel. Is it part of Sky?

  217. 217
    Big Ted says:

    It’s tosh. There were also a few skeletons in the toy cupboard at Playschool

  218. 218
    Rickytshirt says:

    What FFS said.

  219. 219
    FFS says:

    “even greater tyranny from the EU”

    How can we get “even greater tyranny”. They run the whole show now.

  220. 220
    nell says:

    I wonder what ramseymacdonald and clementatlee would think about this current bunch of labour millionaires who have never done a day’s real work in their lives??!!

  221. 221
    The Emperor Rumpy is an Anti-democratic Twat, and Cameron is his Prophet says:

    Comments on here and indeed, throughout the blogosphere have declined in number in the past few months. Presumably since it was realised how extensive the levels of surveillance by the NSA and GCHQ have become.

    Something similar has occured in China.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/10608245/China-kills-off-discussion-on-Weibo-after-internet-crackdown.html

  222. 222
    Sham democracy says:

    There is a vast and ever growing disconnect between the rulers and the ruled right across the Western World. Only those close to the cosy status quo of the state run parties refuse to see it.

    Fake parties serving the interests of nation wrecking globalists are no longer the only game in town.

  223. 223
    FFS says:

    No. My bet is some sad tiny little man that doesn’t get out much and spends his evenings watching movies starring Ray Winstone and Danny Dyer.

  224. 224
    EUSSR says:

    The anti fraud unit was how Kinnock got into the EU. He was paid an absolute extorttionate amount to remove fraud and make the system opennand honest.
    He did fuckall but fill his own boots and ensure his own family got securely on the teat

    Fucking knob

  225. 225
    Ectoplasm says:

    I am Jimmy!

  226. 226
    bing says:

    zzzzzz”………… u r a teacher

  227. 227
    Professor Turkey says:

    Monkeys in the Arctic is clear proof of climate change.

  228. 228
    nell says:

    Well if he does get into no10 he’ll have the support of bullyballs who organised gormlessgordon’s bunker mentality 2007-2010- can’t be in better hands than that can you?!!

  229. 229
    Sweaty sock says:

    If Salmond really wanted a yes vote he would ask the question the other side of the border

  230. 230
    Jimmy says:

    It’s like this site got a chat show.

  231. 231
    Chinky pedant says:

    Its blitish not British

  232. 232
    Rickytshirt says:

    Is this part of the reason why they can’t get their accounts signed off?

  233. 233
    Plonkers about scaring the customers says:

    What’s up shit stirring again, if you have nothing to hide etc.

  234. 234
    The Emperor Rumpy is an Anti-democratic Twat, and Miliband is also his Prophet says:

    He reminds me of the story of the guy who was sent to investigate corruption at the Philippine National Lottery – who miraculously won the jackpot five weeks into the job.

  235. 235
    nell says:

    I don’t know about anyone else , but for me, kinnochio and his family are the absolute pinnacle of self serving leaches getting the maximum from the eu for their own family at the expense of we taxpayers and doing absolutely nothing in return!! Worthless, Worthless people!!

  236. 236
    Eleventy says:

    Fine tooth comb? is that a pocket abacus?
    Might find using a calculator would be easier but each to their own

  237. 237
    David Miliband says:

    One wonders.

    Here’s an interesting and indisputable fact.. Ed Miliband (sitting in his £2million London mansion purchased for him by the taxpayer) has never made a single net contribution to the NHS.

    Additionally, Ed Miliband, who has never had a real job of any description, has never made a single net contribution – not one penny – to the welfare state.

    The Welfare State and the NHS: paid for by Tories.

  238. 238
    The Emperor Rumpy is an Anti-democratic Twat, and Clegg is also his Prophet says:

    Personally, I have never been too bothered. The key to free speech is to always check your facts. There is enough shit to be angry about without having to make it up.

  239. 239
    White Dee says:

    Fucking knob

  240. 240
    Neil "Kerrrrching" Kinnock says:

    Worthless people?

    I’m awwwwriggght!

  241. 241
    Pope Francis says:

    I no longer use emissaries – I’m more of a Skype man.

  242. 242
    Reader says:

    Not at my house, they don’t.

  243. 243
    Herman van Rompuy, unelected president of Britain, says:

    Yes.

    The other part of the reason – the main part, really – is we spunk all the money away.

    Never to be seen again.

  244. 244
    Jim says:

    I don’t care if you call me a Jock. Or Scotch(sic). Or claim we all eat fried mars bars. Or want to say good riddance.

    England scrounges off Scotland, our resources and our taxes (greater tax paid than expenditure received, unlike England)

    I know you must hate living in an overpopulated, immigrant filled Huntry where some folks think its sensible to build below sea level, whereby Scots enjoy beautiful scenery, fine food and plenty of room to ourselves.

    But I feckin wish you wouldn’t think that wee Eck represents the whole of Scotland.

    I am 100% for the union, I have quite a few English working for me (thats right, don’t choke into your pint, I actually PAY English people) but there is no way I want independence, to give these halfwits even more ‘Power’ to wreck my country.

  245. 245
    White Dee says:

    Fucking knob

  246. 246
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    I wish Robin Cook was still alive, oh what a tale he could tell, past and present.

  247. 247
    E Milliban says:

    Cos o livin crisi

  248. 248
    Cast iron liar says:

    Did Cameron’s Leadership ever really begin?

    Right from his little Arctic photo shoot jumping on the climate change sledge, you knew the bloke was a knob head.

    Most of the nation is now with the hoddie sticking fingers up at Dhimmi Dave.

  249. 249
    Helpful advice to unemployable mongs says:

    Don’t post after drínking beer.

  250. 250
    Nobody likes a naughty little prickteaser says:

    He’s a big enough fuckwit, so why not?

  251. 251
    Anonymous says:

    Labour destroyed manufacturing before and after Maggie. That’s. matter of public record if the left choose to look

  252. 252
    cep says:

    His post was far too coherent for it to have been written by a teechur.

  253. 253
    I doub't you'd be as dignified as this guy when the time comes says:

  254. 254
    Jimmy says:

    If you expect me to read this crap sober you’ve got another thing coming.

  255. 255
    Fish says:

    The NSA and GCHQ are welcome to check my e-mails (which they won’t because they’ll be concentrating on that radical ****** twat who lives on the dole in East London, and his mates, who incite followers to *** the ***** off *******s)

  256. 256
    cep says:

    There’s plenty you don’t get.

  257. 257
    Kinnoci says:

    The wife, the boy and his missus have all done well out of it too.

  258. 258
    The airbrush of history says:

    I sometimes wonder what John Smith would make of it all.

  259. 259
    Fish says:

    What’s welsh for troughers?

  260. 260
    Seth Sayer says:

    Beware the ides of May, Mr Cameron. And June, July, August…..

  261. 261
    Nobody likes a naughty little prickteaser says:

    Fair point, but I’d still rather anal her than Straw.

  262. 262
    Kinnoochio Troughers. says:

    The wife and the boy have done well out of it all too. We’re all alright, alright.

  263. 263
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Crikey.

  264. 264
    nungo says:

    the best thing a kid can learn is Adobe Creative Cloud + Solidworks

  265. 265
    Labour Party says:

    Still, you are getting minimum wage now for it, aren’t you?

  266. 266
    Anonymous says:

    Some leftie twat on a previous thread here blamed Dave for stopping dredging 3 years ago.
    Sadly wrong
    dredging was last done in 2002 it was considered unnecessary by the last labour governments.

  267. 267
  268. 268
    White rabbit says:

    I’ve never made this admission before, live, on air so to speak, but ****
    ***** **** ******** ****** *** ******* marvellous.

  269. 269
    Sir William Wayde says:

    Flemish?

  270. 270
    cep says:

    It’s just a bit of Tam O’Shanter (banter) Jimbo.

    I love living in England, despite it’s faults and i’m sure you love living in Scotland (if you do).

    So what’s wrong with a bit of independence, it might give both countries a bit of pride and confidence back..?

    Agree 100% on the halfwits. :)

  271. 271
    Dai the sheep-lover says:

    No such word but ” dynion yn y cafn” is close.

  272. 272
    Mafia Boss says:

    Worth every euro. Nothing but the best for ourvfriends?

  273. 273
    UKIP or bust says:

    I doubt he was paid to ‘remove’ fraud, more like paid to cover it up.

  274. 274
    Jimmy says:

    Of course. It’s an employer’s way of telling you: “If I could pay you any less I would.”

  275. 275
    30 years later says:

    I’ll confess, I was just playing devil’s advocate as an experiment to see what discussion the subject would inspire. I don’t actually believe any of that. Except for the Scargill bit. He IS an arsehole.

  276. 276
    Bilda Berger says:

    Phlegmish?

  277. 277
    Right on brothers says:

    They did see his daughter alright though.

  278. 278
    Bilda Berger says:

    Jim, it’s only a bit of joshing. Our differences are nothing compared with what we share and have shared since 1707. Salmond is a horrible and divisive little man and I’m very glad he looks like losing the vote.

  279. 279
    Mortimer Slumber says:

    Please refrain from placing your “any old dead” relative, friends or strangers in the wheelie bins. Call us where the deceased can be picked up and will range a humane burial with the full use of the state burial allowance.

    condolences and rest in peace, Mortimer Slumber

  280. 280
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    I used to think it was the EU but now I think it’s probably the P***dophile Information Exchange – you know the one supported by Harriet Harman and Patricia Hewitt.

  281. 281
    Dave Monkeybland Ed's shallow brother says:

    Still, I weren’t going to stick around and help the working classes or any of that nonsense, my whole raison d’etre of being in the labour party was, like so many of the libore MPs was to see what it could get me. Soon as fings got hard I dropped all that socialist altruistic stuff and headed were the big money and power was.

    Fcuk you little people that voted for me, more mug you, I say.

  282. 282
    Bilda Berger says:

    A fine tooth comb is used to comb fine teeth. Or it’s a tooth comb which is fine (as opposed to being of poor quality). I thought everyone was on board with that, which is why it’s usually written fine tooth-comb.

  283. 283
    Bilda Berger says:

    Herman, my little gnome-like creature, is it true you have set up a service company called “Theeu”, based at an accommodation address in Brussels?

  284. 284
    Pick litter for bennies says:

    Good luck when your kids run up against thousands of highly educated and motivated immigrants.The bar is higher now than the 70,s.

  285. 285
    no chance frankie says:

    Fraser Nelson will be leaving to join the land of his great,great……….fathers.
    Bonnie chance.

  286. 286
    Bilda Berger says:

    Not unfrocked, he wears a costume to post.

    (H/T someone else, last week or so.)

  287. 287
    DEFRA reclaim policy says:

    DEFRA reclaim policy here is The Sea reclaim.
    Fens and Cambridge next, followed by Lincoln and best of all London. Thames rivers gates to be left open.

  288. 288
    German Government late 1945 says:

    Good idea. Should have implemented that in the Netherlands. Must get it introduced by the EU.

  289. 289
    Jim says:

    Really? Aw that’s alright, I was beginning to get the right hump ye ken! I’m glad it’s in jest, perhaps i’m a little uptight about it……

    I’m sure the common goal is to expose afforementioned nest featherers and n’eer d’ wells

  290. 290
    Reader says:

    I dislike fascists

  291. 291
    FFS says:

    Ah yes, the AGW inspired policy where DEFRA claims that as rising sea levels are only a matter of time and the land reclaimed by the sea 300 years ago will be inundated eventually, probably in 100 years time, we might as well get on with it now.

    Which is really a damning (or is it damming?) indictment of modern Britain compared to what we were able to achieve before even the industrial revolution began.

  292. 292
    FFS says:

    Ha ha! Not much competiton there from what I’ve seen. My eldest son must have an IQ close to 135 and the youngest nearer 150 I’d say. It’s all in the genes of course ;-) All the immigrants are languishing at the bottom of the school intake, as usual.

    Anyway, I’ve told them they would be better off going to the US. UK looks like it’s finished.

  293. 293
    Pouting little chubby fuck bucket says:

    Is Hamble dead?

  294. 294
    FFS says:

    You haven’t been here at the weekend. So many comments the server can’t handle the scripts anymore.

  295. 295
    White rabbit says:

    Ahoy there Jimmy.. That handsome woman is trying to send you a signal

  296. 296
    The Labour Party says:

    We are the part of social justice

  297. 297
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Dead men as the saying used to go, used not to be able to tell tales; however when there is an inexplicable, strange, odd or bizarre paper trail (which does not add up to a reasonable man’s logic) it isn’t all that hard to look at the subsequent actions and inactions of those in and around the strange death of a man and who benefits from such a death.

    Hutton / Bircham Dyson Bell / Hoon / Dugher / Richards / Blair / Campbell / Straw / Byers / Falconer / Kavanagh / Testimony on oath what testimony / and who has slimed up the supreme court ladder of snakes?

  298. 298
    Vote NO to the EUSSR and yes to the UK says:

    I know its bad now , but it will be worse if they succeed in dismantling the UK

  299. 299
    White rabbit says:

    Missouri my daydream destination of choice. Bigger than both England and Wales combined with population of 6 million. Glorious space.
    Quite right about UK. It looks endsville.

  300. 300
    Labour says:

    Don’t deport foreign criminals! Who’ll be left to send our postal votes?

  301. 301
    Abdul the envelope stuffer in Lahore says:

    Don’t worry, we’ve got it covered.

  302. 302
    Hmmm says:

    How did Eco warrior and anti carbon campaigner Marcus Brigstock get over to that ski resort to compete in ‘the Jump’?
    Don’t tell me the hypocrite and unfunny cùnt took a flight again

  303. 303
    Byron says:

    If I had written about him

    Cable would have rhymed with shit

  304. 304
    Tony Blair says:

    Greed is a disinhibiter

  305. 305
    Caroline Lucas ( Light Bulbs ) says:

    If they filled the London Wheel with the unemployed running round and round like hamsters, they could generate enough power to light Buckingham Palace.

  306. 306
    Podiceps says:

    There was a smell of buggery by night,
    Liberal Democrats had gathered then
    Their sodomites and catamites, and white
    Boy’s arses quivered under pumping men.
    A thousand dykes lapped noisily; but when
    Vince Cable rose with a malevolent yell,
    Their organs shrank and would not swell again,
    On liquid noise a frozen silence fell;
    Then ‘Wow! Cool!’ as he reveals his plans from hell.

  307. 307
    Not Blowing Whistles says:

    Could forces which favored the EU have killed John Smith ?

  308. 308
    Jimmy says:

    Can I get an Amen?

  309. 309
    Establishment lackeys says:

    Here we go, get your sick bags ready.
    Ken Pastit and Lord Perve-Protector cuddling up to Dimblebore on the BBC’s bestest liberal love-in.

  310. 310
    Fish says:

    Strange isn’t how the BBC and their print arm the Guardian choose their bed-fellows.

    Assange

    Miranda and Greenwald

    And now a chat for Newsnight with murderer Amanda Knox (and the opportunity to empathise with he about the way she was portrayed ‘espescially by the (nasty) British tabloids.

  311. 311
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    Blogsphere is one thing – but it is not practical nor is it really in anyone’s interest to start pursuing folk who post up dumb stuff. Taking sites down which do not take certain things down is the smarter model.

    What should have changed though: Anyone who is working on anything which could be considered original should ensure that their communications with trusted collaborators are GPG encrypted, and nothing is discussed publicly.

    The propagandists put out concerns about risqué tweets etc., but that stuff is bullshit compared to the real meat which are industrial / trade secrets.

    NSA / GCHQ surveillance is just industrial espionage with a bit of civil liberties restricting gloss and anti-terror spin to keep the funding for it going.

  312. 312
    Announcement over Tannoy says:

    Announcement over Tannoy: St Pancras International

    “Please all cleaners come to paltform 5, Brussels arrival 10:30, Carriages 7,8 and 9. Come prepared, full over suites for level complete clean”.

  313. 313
    Paddy Pantsdown is and always has been a useless sack of shit says:

    “Lord Ashdown Involved In Fatal Car Crash”

    Sadly, the fatality wasn’t Paddy Pantsdown.

  314. 314
    Reader says:

    I also dislike communists, socialists, national socialists, one nation socialists, Labourites, Trotskyites, fellow travellors and their useful idiots.

  315. 315
    Hmmm says:

    Surprised he never crashes given he has his eyes closed smugly all the time.

  316. 316
    just asking says:

    Who’s the creepy tramp “interviewing” convicted murderer Amanda Knox on Newsnight?

  317. 317
    Anonymous says:

    Never signed off the accounts so can’t be held responsible so the story goes.

  318. 318
    Question Time says:

    Oy oy saveloy! Not the typical QT audience tonight. First questioner tore into Labour. A guy in the audience ripped Emily Thornberry to shreds and New Labour and he got applause.

  319. 319
    just asking says:

    Who is that useless creepy fucker empathising with her?

  320. 320
    Yuck, they're awful. says:

    The bloke sitting in the UKIP seat talks a lot of sense while the feminist comedian and the Labour retard are obsessed with Socialist theft of our money.

  321. 321
    The British Public says:

    If we let these irresponsible chancers into government we’ll find ourselves having to take up arms against them.

  322. 322
    Anonymous says:

    Interesting initial press report apparently it was said that the other guy clipped paddys car. Could have said paddy clipped the other car but looks like the papers have decided whose fault without a plod report. Plod still investigating and have not identified reasons.

  323. 323
    White rabbit says:

    Emily Thornberry can bench press 300 pounds and her snatch is also very impressive. Her clean and jerk is poor however.

  324. 324
    Cynic says:

    Politician with years of media experience has an accident with a member of public.

    Guess who is going to get their version of events out first?

  325. 325
    Thrill Seeker says:

    I have no idead who you are talking about, but she sounds like fun.

  326. 326
    Mad Frankie Maude says:

    Tonight’s YouGov poll gives Labour a 10-point lead: LAB 42 / CON 32 / LD 8 / UKIP 12.

    And it’s goodnight from me !

  327. 327
    FFS says:

    There’s a reason for that Jimmy……

  328. 328
    Fish says:

    Fuck knows. Some slimy Guardian / BBC twat sucking up to her. Perhaps he thought that he might get a shag.

    I hope he’s watched Basic Instinct

  329. 329
    Question Time says:

    Emily Fatbelly is very annoying.

  330. 330
    Yuck, they're awful. says:

    Baroness Ashton told her hubby to knock 10% off of UKIP. She hasn’t had enough gravy yet.

  331. 331
    FFS says:

    Um, didn’t Richard Bacon get kicked off Blue Peter for being a crack head?

  332. 332
    The Fabian Society says:

    We wondered too.

    That’s why we had him “terminated”…..

  333. 333
    Thrill Seeker says:

    Just goes to show how useless polls are.

  334. 334
    Climate change is rubbish lies says:

    I’m a climate change denier, the tossers on QT are now calling the heavy rain, climate change another gang of overpaid “experts” discussing fckall, jeez h.

  335. 335
    cheche says:

    Dimblebore doesnt like the English aid

  336. 336
    Question Time says:

    Emily Fatbelly is being ridiculed by the audience for not answering a question. She spent 3 minutes attacking the government. She’s finally admitted she believes foreign criminals have rights.

  337. 337
    FFS says:

    There are no end of websites where some Indian chap asks in broken English how to solve some technical problem and then these helpful US and European engineers are falling over themselves to offer solutions for free, just to be helpful.

    We are happily standing by letting the developing world steal all our ideas, all our education, everything we ever thought of, without them lifting more than a finger.

    In China they have a company doing their own 747. How are they doing that? They hired one Chinese Amrican from Boeing. Just one. How can one guy know how to build a 747? Because he stole all the paperwork that’s how.

  338. 338
    Question Time says:

    Audience just roared with laughter at Emily Fatbelly for failing to answer in which circumstances she believes foreign criminals should be deported. Guido should post it tomorrow morning. She’s a fat pathetic joke.

  339. 339
    Anonymous says:

    Very Sadly the other guy hasn’t made it

  340. 340
    Question Time says:

    Fucking leftie c-unt Kate Smurthwaite. Typical leftie bullshit.

  341. 341
    Question Time says:

    It’s a surprisingly conservative audience tonight. Emily Fatbelly has been a gigantic disaster. Ken Clarke just ridiculed her and got applause.

  342. 342
    Fish says:

    Agreed.

    What a patronising, useless lump of lard she is.

  343. 343
    Ronnie says:

    Odd really that this one will be considered by the loony left as gospel while anything showing the polls closing are outliers ( like a few days ago)

    And its good night from him.

  344. 344
    FFS says:

    Amanda Knox.

    The woman that is sooooooo innocent she actually lied her head off to put an innocent bar-tender in gaol for life.

    People seem to forget that.

  345. 345
    Anonymous says:

    Who is Emily fat belly

  346. 346
    Question Time says:

    After seeing the hideous Emily Fatbelly in action tonight on Question Time, there can be no doubt that this country will be destroyed for good if Labour win the next election. If you thought the last Labour lot were bad, Miliband and gang would be apocalyptic.

  347. 347
    BIGEARS says:

    An amazing spectacle the UK parliament deliberately and knowingly voting against a bill to act in the interests of their own citizens at the behest of a foreign power.
    It would be rough justice if one of the wives or daughters of these treacherous pieces of filth were to fall victim to one of these rapists or murderers who they are so keen to protect , but of course it won’t ,it will be someone else’s daughter.
    One look at the ethnic make up of the muslim grooming gangs tells you all that you need to know.

  348. 348
    Yuck, they're awful. says:

    Two people that wanted to put the needs of struggling English people before the needs of Syrian refugees got hissed at by the audience and patronised by 4/5ths of the panel.
    Business as usual.

  349. 349
    Question Time says:

    Emily Thornberry, a fat, thick, arrogant, affected and fucking annoying and ugly Labour shadow sack of shit.

  350. 350
    Anonymous says:

    Ok thanks
    yeah but what are her bad points then?

  351. 351
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    Building the air frame is fine.

    Wings are a bit more of a problem.

    If they have cracked engines, then there is a real issue.

    They stole the dodgy plans fron B A E for a fighter jet…

  352. 352
    Yuck, they're awful. says:

    We get the politicians we deserve. Time for the majority to take responsibility for voting these scumbags in.

  353. 353
    god help us if they let that lot in says:

    The other loudmouth with the sharp nose helped liebour drop even more points in the polls

  354. 354
    Bluto says:

    She is a nasty piece of work but the feminist comedienne was something else. Like a parody of an angry shouty lefty woman and not funny at all.

  355. 355
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    She works for Miliband.

  356. 356
  357. 357
    Anonymous says:

    To a firing squad or hanging?

  358. 358
    Party Political on behalf of the Labour Party says:

  359. 359
    Question Time says:

    You want to hear something hilarious about the comedienne? I met her once years ago when she wasn’t doing comedy. Want to guess what this left wing firebrand was doing for a living?

    She worked at UBS as an investment analyst. And she clearly made enough money to now work as a so called comic and leftie bullshit merchant. Hypocrisy never goes out of fashion.

  360. 360
    Fish says:

    There was something from Oxford University the other week that says Stand ups have disproportionate psychopathic tendencies

    http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/271353.php

  361. 361
    Hmmm says:

    Is it Labour policy now just to talk over other contributors as if the public is impressed by such rudeness?

    ..and Emily Thornberry is useless. Totally useless. It’s hard to describe the seething gut wrenching contempt I have for that smug patronising cùnt

  362. 362
    BBC says:

    Just in case viewers didn’t get enough of Fatbelly, we now have Diane Fatbott on This Week.

  363. 363
    Anonymous says:

    They have always done that. Meanwhile others are shut up to allow the leftie crap to be uninterrupted.

    Remember when Hattie Hatesmen touched dummy fore on the arm and he shut up the conservative that was speaking

  364. 364
    Mornington Crescent says:

    :-)

  365. 365
    Alice says:

    Spot on, Jack. Divide and rule.
    However, an “independent” Scotland would have less independence than in the UK and would be sucked deep into the EU with no chance of prospering. Its terms for joining the EU would be strict and might include having to adopt the Euro.
    Imagine the mess if the UK were to leave the EU, or at least renegotiate “freedom of movement” terms, while Scotland is open to a flood being welcomed, indeed sought, by Salmond. Border controls, etc!

  366. 366
    Chubby Chaser says:

    Yummy!

  367. 367
    non taxable pikey says:

    Give up now Dave, after last nights debacle you have comprehensively F’ked yourself?

  368. 368
    Cheese eating Surrender Monkey says:

    That’s only the cleaner’s bin – the grand fromages have their own bottle bank!

  369. 369
    Still on hols down under, FFS says:

    It’s not fair, when I post it’s the middle of the night and no one comes back for a fight. Not enough to come back early though, 39 degrees presently and yes that’s Celsius folks, not seen snow this year and don’t mean the moron on 4.

    Arf, arf.

    Must go and make more ice, it’s a hard life.

    PS, muzzie small boats around here picking up little fish, that’s leetul feesh, get rounded up by coastal patrol and fined, that’s if they don’t run off like two did on last night’s prog. You can bet your prayer mat that the big boys will be on there case / already sorted and the twats will be back in afgh /pak land before you can say ‘uman rites!

  370. 370
    Alice says:

    Just watched Thornberry repeatedly lie outright, twice claiming that Labour had a 50% top tax rate from the time of the 2007-8 economic crisis! Of course, they had a 40% rate for all but the final month of their 13 years!

  371. 371
    A view from Streatham Common purpose office says:

    Gibberish?

  372. 372
    M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

    Salmond is busily destroying the wild salmon and sea trout populations of Western Scotland in his pursuit to sell farmed salmon to the Chinese. He’s in hock to the salmon farming industry whose cages of docile reared salmon in the open sea spew billions of sea lice into the water. 10 sea lice can kill a young migratory fish on its first journey out to sea. As they have to navigate through clouds of sea lice coming out of the cages, few make it.

    Result: 10 million years of evolution coming to an end. All because these Norwegian owned farms are bankrolling Salmond’s Freeeeedooommm campaign.

  373. 373
    Fly on the wall says:

    .. and unchanged constituency boundaries; don’t forget the boundaries…

  374. 374
    Brass ornament! says:

    …especially the ones with, er, no testicles…

  375. 375
    Brass ornament! says:

    Just a pity someone forgot to drown all those useless Commissars in it.

  376. 376
    Egalite says:

    ..and in zis organisation ze wimmin get ze same pay as ze men.

  377. 377
    Egalite says:

    So why are you afraid to name and shame them?

  378. 378
    John Bellingham says:

    Well, that’s how Gaitskell copped it. Different master, same technique.

  379. 379
    Egalite says:

    You must surely have heard of lefty infested Qangos by now? However does “Lord” Smith, perv and HIV+, Head of the Environment Agency justify his 3-day a week salary?

  380. 380
    Mind the gap says:

    Don’t all trains have a whistle blower on board? Can usually be found either right at the back or sometimes about halfway down the train. Also known to occasionally wave a flag or a lantern.

  381. 381
    Mind the gap says:

    I once met an “English” teacher who had no idea what an adverb is, so it might be as well to take FFS’s report with a pinch of salt. Nonetheless, his kids may be at a school where some standards do exist – and good luck to them.

  382. 382
    No taxable pikey says:

    Reminds me of the Technical School I went to.

  383. 383
    Mind the gap says:

    Should only go to the US once Omaha’s term has finished and see what is left. Oz or NZ would be my preference for further education – and subsequent immigration for a decent life.

  384. 384
    non taxable pikey says:

    I did calculus at O level. Got a 1 too. If physics GCSE covers far more than you did at O level then why did I teach the first 5 months of A level so as to bring GCSE kids up to the required A level standards that O level gave their predecessors?

  385. 385
    Guilty as charged, m'lud says:

    “………..the way she was portrayed ‘espesciall(sic) by the (nasty) British tabloids.”

    Perhaps because she has been found guilty(again)of murdering her flatmate who incidentally was a BRITISH citizen do you think ???

  386. 386
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    I would like MEP’s to be able to vote on house of commons issues.

  387. 387
    altruism in industry says:

    “The envoy said Jang was executed because he “abused his power” in hindering efforts to improve North Korea’s economy and living standards.

    Jang had personally spent 4.6 million euros ($6.2 million) in 2009 alone and made “tremendous” crimes, Hyun said.”

    Don’t we know somebody else who spends 4.6 million euros ?

  388. 388
    UKIP or bust says:

    Would they have her on if she were from the opposite side of the political spectrum?

  389. 389
    albacore says:

    The E U’s the mother of all confidence tricks
    Recycling the British into impotent pricks
    Russian H-bombs never did get folks shitting bricks
    What it took was LibLabCon, commie, clever dicks

  390. 390
    Observation says:

    They’re preparing for the new EU minus UK.

  391. 391
    BIGEARS says:

    Call me Dave has committed political suicide in order to please his EU puppet masters !

  392. 392
    Village Idiot says:

    ……And we have all seen what a fucking useless lot our so called, educated elites are…..They,(the so called ,educated.) have screwed and fucked this country into the ground…Some of them do not start work till they are 25,and some of us started work at 15,(not me,i went to FE)….Facts and figures are all very well,but common sense and empathy are far more use to a coherent society…I am not anti education,but it is plain to see that a good education is only 40% of it….
    How many times have there been cover ups and cock ups by so called intelligent people,too numerous to list?…bankers,mp’s.social workers,all public servants on the payroll,and the latest, …the environment agency,twats!

  393. 393
    Abu Qatada says:

    Got to work and thought to myself, it’s too nice a day to waste it in work so back home in bed in my JimJams ready for sleep with a bacon roll.

  394. 394
    Village Idiot says:

    ……Drugs,Bums and Apps,…no wonder it is fucking raining ffs!!!!!!!

  395. 395
    M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

    That is what the real Sovereign – HM The Queen – is for; as a final check and balance.

  396. 396
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    on their case
    I remember being in Perth back in 82. The highest temperature reached 44C. The week after we left 50C was recorded at Perth airport.
    C4’s Snow really pisses me off. Arrogant lefty prat.

  397. 397
    Rickytshirt says:

    I’d rather you kept your sexual proclivities to yourself, Abu.

  398. 398
    Never underestimate the overall gullibility of large swathes of the electorate says:

    It’s all froth ahead of May’s European Elections where no doubt UKIP will do extremely well BUT proving the Tory Party doesn’t start running around like headless chickens the GE in 2015 will still come down to a straight fight between Tory and Labour and although UKIP can damage the Tory vore there is not a cat in hell’s chance of them ever getting one MP at Westminster and all people will do by voting for them at a GE is allow Labour to win and thus ensure that those people who want a EU referendum on EU membership will never get one and they will see closer and closer ties with Europe as the price for a Lib-Lab Coalition. BUT at least they can never say they haven’t been warned.

  399. 399
    Anonymous says:

    Nothing about the disgraceful debate on deportation of foreign, murderers, rapists, thieves which came to naught yesterday in case we upset the Commission.

  400. 400
    Blowing Willies says:

    I don’t do my own research so could you please provide a reference or link to justify this incredibly wild speculation.

  401. 401
    Oink, oink, what, what says:

    Squeal little piggy.
    You must be a Tory splitting the UKIP vote. You couldn’t even be bothered to turn up to vote for the deportation of foreign murderers, rapists and terrorists.
    Go away EU Socialist trougher.

  402. 402
    BIGEARS says:

    We may yet see more mass rioting and protests in the Eurozone before the next General Election, all UKIP need is a little momentum to gain a some seats at Westminster ,and who knows they may even put a little backbone into the tory Eurosceptics especially if the tory euromaniacs start losing their seats.

  403. 403
    geordieboy says:

    Many a slip twix cup and lip also many a slip twix thigh and hip that is why there a so many single mummies around.

  404. 404
    geordieboy says:

    Its prick not plick.

  405. 405
    geordieboy says:

    I have never seen a tooth -comb. What do they look like?

  406. 406
    geordieboy says:

    Call me Dave has never given a proper explanation why we should stay in the EU. The British public have made it clear that we should leave at the earliest opportunity. Can anyone give me a very good reason why we should stay in the Fucking Robbers Club.

  407. 407
    The Press Gag says:

    When was the last time she did that job?

  408. 408
    Danny Alexander says:

    But is it costed?

  409. 409
    Having checked my calendar archives says:

    1966

  410. 410
    Anonymous says:

    Who’s that old tramp opening up the bottle bin in the hope of a free bit of plonk?

  411. 411
    Having checked my calendar archives says:

    Kindly do not confuse ‘intelligent’ with ‘clever’. They are not at all the same.

  412. 412
    BBC Disinfotainment (why no 'Citizen Smith' revivals?) says:

    Kinnockio! As an ex-subscriber to that organ, I remember the days when Private Eye had a genuinely independent viewpoint in their satire. Now that Hilsop is a BBC man bought and paid for, I wonder just how independent that outlook can be?

  413. 413
    Hewn hooon hyun huhhnne says:

    Oh no not another one name Hyun! they are everywhere and we are completely surrounded!

  414. 414
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Try putting with your bare hands two steel rods into the lower holes in a wall socket – and firstly make sure that the socket is switched on.


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