January 29th, 2014

PMQs Live Chat: Go Home Edition

Oral Questions to the Prime Minister

Q1 Chloe Smith (Norwich North)

Q2 Andy Sawford (Corby)

Q3 Debbie Abrahams (Oldham East and Saddleworth)

Q4 Laura Sandys (South Thanet)

Q5 Penny Mordaunt (Portsmouth North)

Q6 Clive Efford (Eltham)

Q7 Mr Bernard Jenkin (Harwich and North Essex)

Q8 Mark Lazarowicz (Edinburgh North and Leith)

Q9 Ian Murray (Edinburgh South)

Q10 Emily Thornberry (Islington South and Finsbury)

Q11 Steve Rotheram (Liverpool, Walton)

Q12 Richard Harrington (Watford)

Q13 Lisa Nandy (Wigan)

Comments in the comments please…


  1. 1
    Dazza says:

    Haven’t watched this for a while…

  2. 2
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Chloe Smith, Laura Sandys and Penny Mordaunt giving oral.

    Who am I to object?

  3. 3
    Keith Vaz says:

    Which Airport are they landing at?

  4. 4
    Bercow says:


  5. 5
    The people says:

    We support capital punishment.

  6. 6
    Stan Butler says:

    Been a while see I have had the chance to watch PMQ’s. Looks like a repeat.

  7. 7
    CON GAIN says:

    Miliband reminding the world he supports high taxes

  8. 8
    Dazza says:

    Ed Miliband is fucking useless… Why waste his questions?

  9. 9
    Ed says:

    Calm Down Dear

  10. 10
    Gawd Help Us says:

    Poor George looking all confused.

  11. 11
    Ed Sillyband says:

    Turfortipee, turfortipee, turfortipee

  12. 12
    The LibDem wimin says:

    Where’s Clegg

  13. 13
    Winston says:

    Watch a leading politician take unprepared questions from real people. UKIP are the only party holding public meetings and giving the public a opportunity to question their leader and policies. This is why LibLabCon and their friends in the media are running scared

  14. 14
    Anonymous says:

    Anyone noticed the state of George Osborne, he looks totally spaced spaced out.

  15. 15
    Business as Normal says:

    So the Christmas PMQs truce is over then

  16. 16
    Dazza says:

    Sit down Ed…

  17. 17
    Gawd Help Us says:

    See #10 above.

  18. 18
    The Labour Party says:

    Success must be punished.

    Deter strivers. Reward skivers.

    Vote for us. We’ll be even worse than last time.

  19. 19
    Crisp Ackham says:

    Why doesn’t the Environment Agency hire Tom Watson to dredge The Somerset Levels? He’s good at digging up dirt and slinging mud.

  20. 20
    Another Eco Loony law overruled says:

    AT Last Common Bloody Sense.

    Dave has Ordered the Environmental Agency to Dredge the Rivers.

    It took a long time but we got there.

  21. 21
    Blooming Godfrey says:

    Oh, to have a dictatorship and end this charade!

  22. 22
    The BBC live PMQs Twatter feed says:

    Future PM Ed Milliband completely floors David Cameron

  23. 23
    Lard bucket alert says:

    Cluster bomb the levels with Fatbot, Pickles and Soames. The resultant tidal wave would remove all of the flood water and have a very useful secondary effect.

  24. 24
    Crisp Ackham says:

    Has Miliband used up his six questions? He makes so little impact it’s hard to notice.

  25. 25
    Labour specialise in the Vile says:

    Ye Gods Emily Thornberry is a vile creature

  26. 26
    They're all on drugs says:

    It’s all the coke and whores.

  27. 27
    Anonymous says:

    Energy costs orp.

  28. 28
    Huge Rant says:

    I like oral questions.

  29. 29
    Harold Hadrada says:

    Why are people in Watford getting special attention?

  30. 30
    Jimmy Young says:

    We are not apologizing for the Miners Strike until Arthur Scargill does so.

  31. 31
    Rip Van Winkle says:


  32. 32
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    bash the Bishop now.

    This is pathetic.

  33. 33
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    Is the miner’s strike really the best the Labour revisionist department can come up with ?

    Vote UKIP.

  34. 34
    Bunt says:

    Tessa Munt rhymes with Hunt

  35. 35
    A great time to be a Tory says:

    Women make Tories proud and they want to go “further and faster” with them.

  36. 36
    Democracy Now says:

    Nothing to apologise for. Undemocratic demagogue who needed putting back in his box.

  37. 37
    A great time to be a Tory says:

    Labour “they haven’t got a clue”

  38. 38
    Ecoloon watch says:

    Lucas out of gaol then.

  39. 39
    A great time to be a Tory says:

    Didn’t Caroline Lucas attack someone violently?

    Why isn’t she in prison?

  40. 40
    McAdder says:

    Wake up Rip it’s finished. Next, Rachel Reevezzzzzzzzzzz.

  41. 41
    hang on a min says:

    Are you Jon Snow?

  42. 42
    ask alice says:

    We can apologize better than you can.

  43. 43
    40% tax is the future says:

    Taxes are for little people

  44. 44
    Jon Snow says:

    I’d give her one

  45. 45
    Labour killed patients says:

    Has Labour apologised for the Staffs NHS scandal yet?

  46. 46
    A Smackhead from Benefits Street says:

    Particularly vulnerable Syrians are going to be brought here and given “emergency relocation” .

  47. 47
    Anonymous says:

    Does that Labour MP on Daily Politics Show have any idea what she is talking about?

  48. 48
    Sick of the greed and lies(still) says:

    So you follow your own mantra? Well done!

  49. 49
    Biffo says:

    Nice to see the female Tory MP in the blue suit sitting behind Theresa May catching up on her txting while TM talks about Syria & our 600 million aid to Syria. Of course that’s just peanuts to an MP. Anyone know her name?

  50. 50
    Mr Happy says:

    Before New Year’s Day became a Bank Holiday take a look at the absenteeism record of Welsh Miners.

  51. 51
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    Mr Squeaker should have had her over that and threatened to imprison her for contempt for using her electronic device in the Chamber.

  52. 52
    Anonymous says:

    Surely not Jon

  53. 53
    Sunderland is a Labour ghetto thats why its shyte. says:

    Luciana Berger as thick as a bulls lug and more.

  54. 54
    Nemesis says:

    They have the worst and weakest Speaker ever. The little twat is incapable of keeping order and whole rotten episode of PMQs is nothing more than a farce. We must have also the worse crop of politicians ever to sit in power. A fucking disgrace the lot of them.

  55. 55
    Comedy Writer Jack says:

    Mr Speaker’s other half has reverted to using an electronic device in the chamber on many’s an occasion. With hilarious consequences.

  56. 56
    John Bellingham says:

    Stalin always got quick results.

  57. 57
    Niall Eastick-Tendencies says:

    Over 400 people at Beaconsfield High School later the same day with another Q&A session.
    We’ve now got an alternative to the Establishment One Party State.

  58. 58
    Pdubya says:

    Having just described the opposition front bench down to a tee could you share with us any thoughts you may have on the Coalition?

  59. 59
    Niall Eastick-Tendencies says:

    20 years.

  60. 60
    Actually... says:

    With 21% Income Tax, 11% NI, 20% VAT, Council Tax, Car Tax, Green Tax on Electricity and gas, Airport Tax, Insurance Tax and TV Tax, the average Joe is paying way over 40% already.

    More like 80%.

  61. 61
    I dislike socialists intensely says:

    Miliband is on par with a school debating class = amateurish .

  62. 62
    Precisely what is it the the Conservatives are attempting to conserve? says:

    It’s OK, they’re probably going to stay at Cameron’s and Buckingham Palace.

    None of them are going to be psychotic terrorists though, oh no, no chance of that.

    I’m really looking forward to being culturally enriched by a load more sand-niggers.

    A real vote winner

  63. 63
    I dislike socialists intensely says:

    Vote UKIP and get Miliband and Balls.

  64. 64
    Precisely what is it the the Conservatives are attempting to conserve? says:


  65. 65
    broderick crawford says:


    measuring for curtains in Brussels .

  66. 66
    Anonymous says:

    Well, “it’s all fatcher’s fault” is the alternative. Take your choice.

  67. 67
    broderick crawford says:

    Yeah but seriously ….

    Nigel s a first class operator , definitely Minister if not Prime Minister material and has the common touch in spades .

    But lookit – as the yanks would say — he is their only bolt in the locker ….

    how many can even remember the name of that liverpudlian bloke who is Deputy Leader ?? Is there anybody else who even begins to command nationsl coverage ??

    What happens if NF gets sick or has another accident heaven forefend ?

    You cannot run a fighting force consisting of just the G O C. There has to be not only loads of poor bloody infantry but visible rankings from lance jack to top flight commissioned officers .


  68. 68
    broderick crawford says:


    i m an urban spaceman baby , all spaced out.

  69. 69
    broderick crawford says:

    wot … you mean one of those furry dildo s with two ” probes ” for maximum simultaneous pleasure .

  70. 70
    broderick crawford says:

    nothing would give me greater pleasure.

    I m sure that a search for those rancid dog eared weevil bedecked archives somewhere deep in the bowels of some civil service bunker registry would be akin to a series of multiple orgasms .

    thank you .

  71. 71
    I dislike socialists intensely says:

    It is true Nigel Farage is an awesome speaker . It is a pity that UKIP does
    not cooperate with the Conservatives to stop a Miliband/Balls /McClusky
    Government wrecking the economy which they would do very quickly .

  72. 72
    DWWolds says:

    You are absolutely correct!

  73. 73
    I'm Mandy try me! says:

    Ooh, 13 lots of oral, wish I was still in the house, getting my share.

  74. 74
    David Cameron says:

    In response to Broderick Crawford (no. 66) it must be said that the media are not interested in UKIP receiving any exposure we will, get to know more about them following the EU and General Elections.1

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