January 29th, 2014

Beard Watch: Jeremy Browne


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  1. 1
    Liebored says:

    Even by Miliwank’s lowly standards, that was a pathetic performance.

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    • 2
      Another Eco Loony law overruled says:

      AT Last Common Bloody Sense.

      Dave has Ordered the Environmental Agency to Dredge the Rivers.

      It took a long time but we got there.

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      • 15
        Anonymong says:

        Problem… the companies that handed over brown envelopes to win the contracts build barracades and flood defences don’t have any dredging barges…

        How will they make money from the EA?

        #JustSaying

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        • 18
          The Public says:

          Just arrest them. And the senior managers in the Environment Agency.

          The barges will become available fairly quickly, I think you will find.

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        • 26
          M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

          Renting barges and charging a markup.

          Gotta come up with better conspiracy theories than that if you want to compete on this blog.

          No common sense at all, if the Prime Minister is making orders about the land management of the Somerset Levels. The problems faced now are because responsibility was taken from local level and given to a national agency – the EA.

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          • Anonymong says:

            You are one of the lizard people attempting to distract The Public from the truth.

            I claim my Reptilian Five Icke Pounds.

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          • Psyche the Dog says:

            “Who’d have thought Jezza would become a weirdy beardy…” Come on his in the LibDems at least it looks better than Handy’s. By the way has old Fawksey shaved that apology of a goatee off, reminds me of a child eating licorice and getting it all round his mouth.

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      • 31
        Casual Observer 6 says:

        Cameron should have got to grips with that long ago.

        If it fixes the problem good, but no banana for Dave having closed the door after the flood waters have receded.

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    • 11
      Pam Am says:

      Marcus Brigstocke = Wanker
      Rufus Hound = Wanker
      Charlie Brooker = Wanker

      A trio of wankers

      If it wasn’t for the BBC funding left wing propaganda these wankers would be unemployed

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      • 23
        Bill Quango MP says:

        Brooker is funny. Top entertainer.

        Brigstocke was nearing his sell by date around the time of the Iraq war.

        Hound?

        he’s doing baby eating Tory jokes from the 80’s . No doubt its a ‘reinterpretation’.
        Re-imaginging comedy. Very post Blair.
        Taking something like Izzard or Enfield’s or Elton’s 1980’s standup routines and making them shite.

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      • 41
        Brigstocke has a rather funny shapped head says:

        Brigstocke is on CH4 at the moment competing in a celebrity clusterfuck on ice.

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        • 46
          Break a leg says:

          Being paid a fortune from publicly funded C4 to ski and snowboard for aFew weeks.
          These lefties really know how to empathise with the British public.

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      • 57
        JH394823984392 says:

        Charlie Brooker used to make me laugh like a twat, his written reviews were achingly funny. TV Go Home was a work of genius.

        Now he is just another establishment foghorn. Don’t love unfettered immigration? You are bad! BAD! OK! BAD! BAD! BAD! NOT LIKE ME AND MY NEW MATES WE ARE COOOL.

        His work used to be quite apolitical with bile spraying in every direction, but now the lefty agenda-pushing and lack of criticism of Labour is deafening.

        I got bored of this oh-so-right-on shite circa 1988.

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        • 65
          Cinna says:

          He’s like all the other tossers on TV. The arch buffoon Matthew Wright delivers nearly two hours of Lib/Lab leftie propaganda five mornings a week on TV.

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    • 21
      Purple Tie Watch says:

      Mili & Balls

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      • 44
        Sadowitz says:

        Brooker makes me laugh.
        But Brigstocke and Hound are just posh privately educated twats
        who spout predictable lefty bollocks while pretending to be like the
        rest of us.We’ve all seen their type before.

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  2. 3
    cep says:

    Is the beard there to cover up his brass neck..?

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  3. 4
    Liebored says:

    Apparently some Labour MPs were laughing about the flooding.

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  4. 5
    Crisp Ackham says:

    If he’s wearing sandals too we know they’re positioning to replace Nick Cragg.

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  5. 7
    It's just not good enough says:

    Who the Hell ironed his collar?

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  6. 8
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Actually, it belongs to Vince Cable’s bottom.

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  7. 10
    Gordon says:

    A lot less trouble than my beard though.

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  8. 12
    The Public says:

    The MPs in this parliament are irrelevant to our lives.

    Comment on their beards.

    Next week, hw about their fingernails?

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  9. 19
    cheche says:

    Love the way the BBeboids discuss income tax for the REST of us when they pay themselves thru these dodgy one man companies

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    • 34
      Don't forget says:

      Not just BBC hypocrites who avoid taxes in this way-
      there are plenty of lefty comedians and presenters who
      think taxes are for little people.

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    • 39
      Blue Peter Goldfish says:

      Answers to any questions about the BBC only via an FOI request (refused), envy of the world, blah, blah.

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      • 51
        Licence payer says:

        How much in taxes will Laura Kussenberg pay in taxes
        on her £200,000 salary at Newsnight?

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        • 68
          Cinna says:

          If she’s using a LTD company she would expect to retain approx 75-80% tax fee. Plus legitimate expenses.

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  10. 20
    bergen says:

    He lost his father last week. Fine obituary in the Telegraph .

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  11. 22
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP

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  12. 24
    Bill Quango MP - x says:

    modbot gone loopy again?

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  13. 27
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Is Luciana Berger really as thick as she is coming over on the Daily Politics Show?

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    • 30
      Chuka Umunna says:

      Yep!

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    • 37
      The British media are cunts says:

      She totally failed to answer the question about why Labour failed to put up the top rate of tax, did she forget the economy went bust in 2007? Why didn’t Labour put the top rate of tax up then?

      I note it was a viewer who asked that question, BBC journalists never do.

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    Casual Observer 6 says:

    Once the UK is out of the EU, it will be a national priority to help ensure that the Eurozone market remains free and fair.

    The only way to ensure such conditions are through improvements in weapons technology and to have available adequately staffed armed services.

    Negotiating a security agreement jointly with Sw!tzerland, N’orway and Russ!a to this effect is a priority for the FCO.

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    • 36
      Casual Observer 6 says:

      The biggest error of the empire days was not placing Western Europe under proper colonial control.

      That mistake should perhaps not be repeated, if they continue to behave dishonorably.

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  15. 32
    The British media are cunts says:

    Sunny Hundal on BBC2 right now wants white Brits to go and die to save Muslim scum in Syria.

    Get fucked you twat, I don’t give a fuck about Muslims in Syria.

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    • 38
      no I thought not... says:

      Perhaps he’d like to lead by example?

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    • 40
      Casual Observer 6 says:

      Worth a thought for actual non-insurgent Syr!an’s irrespective of their religion, but inciting UK nationals to get involved in another countries civil war ?

      That is not a sensible message to broadcast as it does invite a retaliation from the Syr!an government, or at least set up the pretext for a false flag supporting one.

      Is this a Treasonous act ? Inciting people to take up arms in an irregular force against a foreign government is not sounding legal to me.

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    • 43
      Enough of wars in the middle east...let 'em fight their own without us says:

      He kept saying the the “Arab League” was in favour of no-fly zone and pressing for UK/USA to impose one….in that case let the feckers do so…they didn’t seem so keen on THAT one…… He also said that the UK government should ignore public opinion….better take it up with Straightsortaguy Tony, Sunny as he’s the reason Cameron couldn’t get approval last year

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      • 53
        John Bellingham says:

        The US, France and the UK sold those effing Arabs all those fancy planes–perhaps one day we will send people to teach them to fly the things.

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    • 49
      i don't n eed no doctor says:

      We had a sun dial when I was a kid, it wasn’t much use.

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  16. 33
    ████ 'changed my tune ' Hoon says:

    Where was Calamity Clegg today ?

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    • 56
      Lamp posts for hire says:

      Still ski-ing in Davos to keep his head down over the you know what scandals breaking all around his Party?

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  17. 35
    cheche says:

    or anywhere

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  18. 45
    A voter says:

    I like Jeremy Browne.
    He’s a good constituency MP.
    Shame he’s not a Tory.

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  19. 47
    broderick crawford says:

    CROCODILE SHOE WATCH REPORTS

    Japanese news item states barfly Tokyo business man accused of trying to steal pair high heeled shoes from from bar hostess.

    Search of his home discovered 430 similar pairs .

    Alleges he has longstanding and lucrative commercial relationship with current British Home Secretary.

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    • 54
      John Bellingham says:

      Considering the latest economic data from Tokyo, it’s good to hear that some Japanese are still well-heeled.

      (sorry!)

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  20. 48
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    I see politicians dare not mention the Arab spring any more, it’s turned into a winter of discontent (send us some more tents).

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  21. 60
    All Lib Dems are weird says:

    as they’re either pervs, fiddlers or brown rice, sandals and beards.

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  22. 62
    Radio Bollocks says:

    NOTHING WRONG WITH BEARDS. The great thing about them is Little Qeenie does not like them. Bollocks I say.

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