January 28th, 2014

WATCH: Clueless Chris Leslie’s Graf Disaster
Priti Patel Writes to UK Border Agency

The Daily Politics reports that Priti Patel has asked the UK Border Agency to look into Arnie Graf. Poor Chris Leslie as ever has no idea what’s been going on…

Via @liarpoliticians

94 Comments

  1. 1
    Mrs Jack Dromey says:

    Where’s the Chilcot Report?

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  2. 2
    vile labour ruined my wife says:

    Bit quieter on the hacking trial today eh Harold. Can’t think why.

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  3. 4
    Desperate Dan says:

    It’s one rule for opposition leaders and another for Indian curry houses.

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  4. 6
    ? says:

    I thought there was a law whereby employers had to chek their employees visa status…or be held liable.

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  5. 9
    Sue says:

    With all the clueless no hopers in skirts like Miller that Cameron chooses, what the hell does Priti have to do to get on the front bench?

    Complete waste of talent condemned to the backbench whilst the vapid & shallow liberal Tory women make fools of themselves & the party on the frontbench.

    Priti would shred Labour from the front bench.

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  6. 11
    Man of Steel says:

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    • 18
      Call me Dave, A total utter failure says:

      Nigel, can you pick me up some copper for the bottom of my guarantees old chum, I appear to have run out.

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    • 19
      Sunderland is a Labour ghetto thats why its shyte. says:

      Nige looks like a Tory Toff.

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      • 61
        FFS says:

        Old school. Reminds me of Harold Macmillan.

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        • 69
          Jack Ketch says:

          Anthony Eden was the smartest. Smartest dressed, that is. It used to be called dapper. The only Labourian who dresses well is Chukka, but he always looks more like a upmarket pimp or a male model for one of those magazines that Mr Dromey is so fond of.

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          • broderick crawford says:

            yes nigel does somehow carry it off sartorially .

            shirts and ties from turnbull and asser

            shoes from church s

            hair by geo f trumper of mayfair

            suits from minimum gieves & hawkes

            wonder where he has his coats made ? … far more dapper than vince cable s …

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    • 24
      Ed Balls says:

      My fiscal policy is highly dependant upon large quantities of Unobtanium.

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    • 25
      London Mental Exchange says:

      Who’s been messing with our sign?

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    • 36
      C.O.Jones says:

      Did you see the 400 tons of gold that McMental sold while you were there?

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    • 56
      Nigel Garage says:

      Nope, trilbies are still shit.

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  7. 13
    
    

    A gummint agency called HMRC
    Demands payments from you and from me.
    It is the praxis
    You have to pay taxes,
    But not Labour luvies, says Mr Leslie…

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    • 28
      Margaret Hodge says:

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  8. 14
    Chukasorry says:

    “I am happy to concede, with hindsight, that it was not fair of me to raise its part in this matter without giving it the opportunity to reply. I regret that, and I apologise to the company for doing it. -

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    • 20
      Sunderland is a Labour ghetto thats why its shyte. says:

      Useless Hunt!

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    • 49
      Fly on the wall says:

      Who is this Miss Selling? Is she another unpaid intern?

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    • 89
      broderick crawford says:

      why do all the great and good start with ” I am happy …… ” when about to acquiesce to a major admission of cock up .

      Why not say ” I humbly and abjectly apologise for the grave error ….” etc.

      Or would that not meld with their perceived self oaradigm of ” personsam magnificat ” which is the god head of their reason for being . ?

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    • 91
      Cost-of-Labour-crisis says:

      What a ponce.

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  9. 15

    ‘We need to make a copy of the tape, stick it in a Jiffy bag, have it send down to the front gate and have them ring up and say this has been handed in anonymously,”

    [pm's director of communications 2010-1]

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    • 21
      Leftie quote of the century says:

      We need a copy of the document,sex it up a bit then present it to parliament.

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      • 37
        2nd Leftie quote of the century says:

        We have to pretend we aren’t allowing the US to kidnap British citizens and take them to Gauntanamo for torturing

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        • 48
          3rd quote of the century says:

          Our troops will move into Helmand province without a shot being fired.

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          • In the insane country we call England says:

            447 dead soldiers in Afghanistan would disagree with Reid. But, he’s a socialist so that’s ok.

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    • 33
      There, fixed it for you.... says:

      [pm's director of communications 2010-1, resigned in disgrace]

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      • 44
        Táxpáyér says:

        Did Ali C resign for sexing up a document?

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        • 62
          Andrew Gilligan says:

          No. Strangely I was made to resign instead, for bringing it to public attention.

          I have hated the Labour Party ever since, and have made it my solemn duty to bring down Labour MPs whenever I can.

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          • Cost-of-Labour-crisis says:

            You can start by running them over with your bike Andrew. Do you know how painful it is to be run over by a bike?

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    • 45
      Anonymous says:

      There’s always someone here to make you look like a cvnt.

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  10. 16
    Sunderland is a Labour ghetto thats why its shyte. says:

    Wasnt Leslie McFuckwitts photo copy boy?

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  11. 17
    Get fucked says:

    Chris Leslie, a man with a face you’d never tire of punching.

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  12. 29

    Call yourself a young, dynamic professional politician, I call it a liberty. Better to twitter on twitter, than be a twat on the telly.

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  13. 35
    Wait - what! says:

    I couldn’t maintain a smile and eye contact whilst repeating what I know to be BS to a mirror let alone another human being.
    I’m just not cut out for politics I guess which explains why I have the contempt I do for Leslie and others of his ilk.

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  14. 43
    Well it Worked for Nigella says:

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    • 47
      In the insane country we call England says:

      Nigella makes cakes for a living, so she can break whatever laws she wants and get the support of the PM.

      She bakes cakes FFS!!

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    • 59
      FAIRNESS ALWAYS says:

      He’s a victim of class warfare. He shouldn’t be convicted, he should be celebrated.

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  15. 58
    A flying seagull says:

    A bit of “mischief” ?

    Since when has it been mischievous to report a criminal act to the police to deal with ?

    After all this Patel woman is an MP and is working for us.

    She will have got her paperwork in order before passing things over to the Police/

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    • 63
      Lance Corporal Bill Bloggs (retired) says:

      Absolutely nothing about his on Patel’s website.

      She will be in Tescos in Tiptree on 14 th March at 3.30 PM for a surgery so you might turn up then to get the full SP and documentation from her.

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      • 64
        Just Curious says:

        I wonder what arrangements she has with Tescos in Tiptree?

        My understanding is Tescos has planning there for retail use not office accommodation.

        is any money changing hands or favors being granted.

        Seems very odd to me for Tescos to be involved politically like this.

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        • 68
          Phil from Pentonville says:

          Believe you me pal Tescos never do anything for nothing.

          My ex brother in law used to have his own taxi firm. Screwed him for Seven grand for parking his taxis in their carpark plus 350 quid a month for a “licence fee”.

          My ex brother in law ended up bankrupt.

          Someone ought to warn this Patel sort she is playing with fire going to Tescos thinking she is getting something for nothing.

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  16. 60
    FAIRNESS ALWAYS says:

    40% of UK adults wouldn’t mind being poorer as long as those rich f*****s were less rich. Therein lies much of the problem.

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  17. 66
    FFS says:

    Guido! Guido! Your website’s broken again!

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  18. 71
    askerratt says:

    Were we watching the same program Blue tinted glasses

    Sent from Samsung Mobile

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  19. 74
    Loopy Lou says:

    JP Morgan never do anything wrong.

    They have been a pillar of respectability for over 100 years.

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  20. 76
    Anon. says:

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  21. 94
    Anonymous says:

    Suicide and base jumping in the financial community. Now is this indicative of anything?

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