January 28th, 2014

SKETCH: Troops in the Trenches, Ammo to the Front

The battle lines are drawn, the pounding begins.

The ragged band of guerillas called HM opposition – demoralised and scarce, fortified no longer by the Speaker – goaded the Tory arsenal to ever-greater firepower.

Five full benches of Tories had the numbers – in the Chamber and in the Book of Stats from which they now draw strength.

Everything they want up is going up, and what they want down is going down.

It’s been two decades coming but suddenly it’s a great time to be a Tory.

Labour’s Shelia Gilmore raised her sixpenny jezail and said that 0.7 growth in the last quarter was lower than the 0.8 in the quarter before . . .

She’s got a big voice but not big enough to rise above the indignation she provoked. She folded her arms, shrugged, stood and took the Tories’ joyful rage.

Eventually, George Osborne moved the decimal point – under Labour, he said, the economy shrank by 7 per cent.

The Labour posture, he went on to say, is “anti-business, anti-recovery, anti-jobs, anti-investment and anti-Britain.”

Ed Balls. The other man who hates Britain.

Here’s what Osborne said was in the Tory offer: Tax-free childcare. Reducing small companies’ tax level, freezing fuel duty, taking the smallest firms out of business rates, introducing an employment allowance of £2,000, abolishing National Insurance for half a million small employers, removing NI for employees under 21.

This is quite a tax-cutting agenda. It’s sincere. It’s authentic. It’s what Tories believe.

Against this, Ed Balls has launched his 50p rate – opposed by business people but supported, polls say, by 61 per cent of voters.

It’s never a good principle to judge an economist’s future by his past but Balls has been catastrophically wrong twice.

Triple dip – wrong. Only a public sector-led recovery would work – wrong.

I’m going to bet he’ll make the hat trick.

For that, the 50p tax rate has to be an electoral disaster.

He needled Osborne, calling on him to say he wouldn’t reduce the top rate to 40p. Osborne declined to do this, so let’s guess it’ll be part of the Tory manifesto.

Labour offering a 50p rate which affects very few, and Tories a 40p rate which affects four or five million voters directly, and threatens however many more, heading towards the top rate, along with their pensionable parents.

And boy, do they vote.

For the public there may be an even more important consideration.

Denying Ed Balls what he wants more than anything else in the world. That is a significant electoral consideration.

NB: Employment statistics question. There’s been a whopping leap in private sector employment. Has this been boosted by the transfer of the Royal Mail’s 150,000 public sector employees into the private sector by virtue of the privatisation?


  1. 1
    3 Bears says:

    Too much too little too fast too slow..thank fuck Labour didn’t come round to my house for porridge.

  2. 2
    Nigel Farage doppelganger says:

    Its all Forking BS as this all talk from both sides, As the election draws near so the promises mount up. So why did both parties wipe off their last pre election promises from their web site.

  3. 3

    If there’s any justice-Quote of The Day

  4. 4
    Ed Milliband says:

    If We win the nexth electhion I promith to fweeze grwowth.

  5. 5
    Jim says:

    But at least they are sending their offspring for Private Education, to better understand the pain ‘hardworking people’ feel….
    BTW, nowt wrong with private school, it’s the hypocrisy I can’t stand.


  6. 6
    Georgie Osborne's Blue and White Army says:

    But when we win the Next Election we will have you interned to enable economic prosperity to continue to grow.

  7. 7
    Ed Balls says:

    Under Labour, the economy rose by Minus 7.2 %

  8. 8
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    Same old Labour.

    The Champagne is still around obviously.

  9. 9
    Mornington Crescent says:


    Or -1.

  10. 10
    Floundering like a Flounder says:

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    Mitch says:

    If the private sector has gained 150k more jobs from Royal Mail, then has the public sector also lost 150k – that’s the way to cross-check it, surely?

  12. 12
    Deed Pole. says:

    Ed Balls – so nearly an anagram of bad deals….

  13. 13
    Major Eyeswater says:

    Might be a good idea if Gideon were to offer income tax and NI breaks to take the (now higher) minimum wage up to the “living wage” level demanded by the socialists, at the same time as axing the 45p rate. Something for everyone etc.

  14. 14
    She wants her Cake says:

    Good point Diane, so are immigration controls popular with the public. Are you going to vote for them

  15. 15
    Mitch says:

    Tax rates aren’t determined by popularity? Zero tax would be most popular?

  16. 16
    Tweet that Diana says:

    Something else that’s popular with the public is putting a cap on immigration.

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    FFS says:

    Ed Balls promise: “I promise to raise taxes!”

    Well that’s a message that isn’t going to go down well with voters, when the penny drops he has said he’s going to put the top rate up by 5% but hasn’t said what he’s going to do with the other tax bands.

  18. 18
    Nil Point says:

    1 – 1 = 0

  19. 19

    It’s very popular with the looters,dear. As the recovery continues, more people get into work and wages rise, you’ll be surprised how unpopular it will become

  20. 20
    FFS says:

    It’s very popular with the public this week because they don’t like the idea of the super-rich not paying any tax.

    Next week, as with all Labour policies, the public will realise that the super-rich paying no tax at 45% will simply be the super-rich paying no tax at 50%.

    At that point the public will say “Labour are talking bollox again”.

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    John Smith says:

    Sure – and just borrow the money to pay for it? Sounds good.

  22. 22
    Village Idiot says:

    ….Until I hear that we are leaving the EU, I will not give my vote to any pro EU party!

    ….But hey,do your own thing!

  23. 23
    cep says:

    No Diane, it’s popular with thick lefty fuckwits like you and your foetid ilk.

    Say goodbye in 2015 you c*nt.

  24. 24
    Anonymous says:

    Public flogging and hanging of members of parliament would probably be extremely popular as well.

    Shall we see?

  25. 25
    a great time to be a Tory says:

    With close to three million people unemployed and many more in employment on reduced hours and wages I think Guido should show a bit more reserve.

  26. 26
    David Miliband Visits Tower Hamlets says:

  27. 27

    Good plan, but as it will have the effect of moving Big Brother out of people’s lives. The Mandarins will kill it.

  28. 28
    Selohesra says:

    Ed M Balls – anagram of Bad Smell

  29. 29
    John Smith says:

    Capital Punishment has always been popular, but methinks Labour won’t be supporting that.

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    It’ll be paid for by removing the need for in-work bennies. Also reducing the size of government. See below

  31. 31
    Selohesra says:

    Oh joy – his middle name is Michael

  32. 32
    Labour says:

    We’re fucked on the economy, health, crime, education and immigration, so time to stir up some old-style class envy instead.

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    never put up with mediocrity says:

    Taking half a million people out of the tax system is unhealthy if a country is to be successful and expanding .

    Having so many people positioned so that they have nothing to pay means they become disengaged from the political process.

    The aim should be for everyone to be in work and paying towards highly efficient state services in one unified subsidy free tax system.

    This Government has nothing whatsoever to gloat about. It probably merits 4/10 on a good day.

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    Magnetic Mili says:

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    John Smith says:

    Actually, Ed is a unique tw*t magnet.

  36. 36
    Simple Arithmetic says:

    2.4% growth for 3 years = 7.4% growth overall. Unemployment at zero by end of 2016.

  37. 37
    Stephany Flanders says:

    He’s no Fanny magnet

  38. 38
    It doesn't really work that way says:

    For many years, most commentators have accepted that there is a ‘natural’ unemployment level of about 1 million.

    Plus, overall growth can, of course, hide individual problem areas.

  39. 39
    Ed Milliweed says:

    Casting out devils, bro?

  40. 40
    Kiswahili si lugha ngumu shite says:

    Mimi nina tw@haki, mimi

  41. 41
    Anonymous says:

    He just types what Murdoch wants.

  42. 42
    David Milliweed says:

    It is meant to read ‘maggots’.
    And in my book, the answer is yes.

  43. 43
    Mandy's Right Hand Man says:

    Edward Balls MP – Mad pleb drawls.

  44. 44
    Psyche the Dog says:

    Neither would the Cons, except those in the hang’em & flog’em brigade and The Two Fokkers and 50% on this blog.

  45. 45
    Diana Abbott says:

    A pat on the head and a few patronising words from a socialist keep us bl*cks in the poverty which we have become accustomed.
    Apart from me I went full retard.

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    Glasgow Central, a safe Labour seat without interruption since 1950. In its midst is Calton.

    Here, life expectancy is 54 (WHO 2008 figures). The natural lifespan is better in many African countries. Burkina Faso manages 56.5.

    Fifty four for fuck’s sake! That is an average so many are dying well before that age.

    Here is an example of what years of Labour councils and Labour government can deliver.

    No life, no health, no hope.

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    retardEd Miliband says:

    Aha! But at leatht we are not fucked on welfare!

    Oh, thit.

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    Never be 100% says:

    There must be a certain number of people who are unemployable. I suspect that people covered in tattoos and dozens of piercings might fall into this category.

    And as for druggies…

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    Simple Arithmetic says:

    i.e unemployment can’t possibly drop below 3%, even though it has actually dropped below 1% when Conservative PM Anthony Eden was in charge in 1955.

    In other words, the “floor” in umployment is a myth created by those that would rather not explain how people survived when there was no such thing as welfare and many people are more than happy to sit on bennies forever.

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    retardEd Miliband says:

    You thay it ith a thafe Labour theat, but may I wemind you that we have had a Tory-lead government for the latht three yearth. THAT ith why life expectanthy in Glathgow ith tho low. Thith life-expectanthy cwy-thith ith the fault of the Torieth.

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    Wait - what! says:

    So is paying your own taxi fair dear, is it so popular that you’ll start?

  52. 52
    Diane Abbott says:

    You wouldn’t catch me with those jungle bunnies

  53. 53
    Wait - what! says:

    Pretty much the only question to ask before you enter the ballot box.

  54. 54
    anon says:

    Friend of mine died at 57. Lung cancer, never smoked in his life. Lived in the affluent south-east, not some Gorbals hellhole.

  55. 55
    OXFAM says:

    For just £2 a week you can help a community in Glasgow buy a pint for their children.

  56. 56
    Wait - what! says:

    Allowing people to keep far more of what they earned is a bad thing?
    Pubs must be open.

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    2008 figures.

    Now remind me, retarded Ed, who was in power then?

  58. 58
    ROFL says:

  59. 59
    Airey Belvoir says:

    They might have put away their laundry, with such a terribly important person coming among them.

  60. 60
    Wait - what! says:

    voting cubicle thingy,,, you know what I mean..

  61. 61
    Fucked-off with hiring temps says:

    “I suspect that people covered in tattoos and dozens of piercings might fall into this category.”

    From my experience, they get to work as recruitment consultants at Reed Employment.

  62. 62
    Psyche the Dog says:

    True but they would find someway to extract a fair chunk of everybodies income. Let’s see what he hasn’t said anything about, VAT, now I think Gideon might raise that to 221/2% or even 25%, don’t forget it is the Cons favourite tax and it also tends to curtail consumption, what about VAT on betting and do away with betting tax. There numerous ways without upping income tax, I am sure Gideon has lots of novel ways to screw the ordinary voter.

  63. 63
    retardEd Miliband says:

    Alex Thalmond?

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    Fletcher to Heslop says:


  65. 65
    I smoke but don't own a car says:

    Being forced to inhale the fumes from non smokers cars pisses me off.

  66. 66
    FFS says:

    There are no Tories within a hundred miles of Glasgow.

  67. 67
    Boomtown Rat says:

    Give some fucking money!

  68. 68
    Is that justice for the thousands who died? says:

    The most senior member of staff to be disciplined as part of the Stafford Hospital scandal agrees to be struck off

  69. 69
    retardEd Miliband says:

    I will weduthe the pwithe of beer for childwen to only £1 per week and I will fweeze it at that pwithe of 2 yearth.

    I will end of the cotht of beer for childwen cwy-thith.

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    Glasgow Central Parliamentary constituency says:

    Election results 2010

    	Labour 	Anas Sarwar 	15,908 	52.0 	+3.8
    	SNP 	Osama Saeed      5,357 	17.5 	+2.7
  71. 71
    Psyche the Dog says:

    I think you have it there, the Cons love a good flogging by Miss Whiplash and others, and they pay for the privilege quite willingly, it’s that public school sort of thingy

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    Josef Goebbels (misattributed) says:

    “If you repeat a lie often enough, people will believe it, and you will even come to believe it yourself.”

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    Couldn't resist says:


  74. 74
    Psyche the Dog says:

    I bet they do not pay VAT for Miss Whiplash & Cos personal services.

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    Oh, that's OK then. says:

    .. with a nice big golden-goodbye?

  76. 76
    Psyche the Dog says:

    Numbers dear boy, numbers you were not supposed to notice that one nice spot.

  77. 77
    retardEd Miliband says:

    It ith a typical (and, I may that, dathtardly) Tory twick to attempt to confuthe the itthue by quoting fact’th and figureth.

    Cotht of living cwy-thith.

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    Mark Oaten says:

    No I don’t. Next time I’m actually going to enter the ballot box.

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    Psyche the Dog says:

    Vat will go up to 25%

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    Lost in the wilderness says:

    Last appointment with specialist 31/12/14 after dissappointing CT scans. Urgent request for biopsy requested at the time – still waiting. Don’t smoke or eat convenience food and drink in moderation. Just the way the cards are dealt.

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    Lost in the wilderness says:

    31/12/13 Doh

  82. 82
    Mark Oaten says:

    This has conjured up an image in my mind where non-smokers have come up to you, snatched the ciggie from your mouth and strong-armed you into placing your lips around the exhaust pipe of their Range Rover, as some sort of street punishment.

    I need to get more sleep….

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    Stabilo Boss says:

    “NB: Employment statistics question. There’s been a whopping leap in private sector employment. Has this been boosted by the transfer of the Royal Mail’s 150,000 public sector employees into the private sector by virtue of the privatisation?”

    Probably. It’s happened before. A switch in the education sector saw state-funded colleges reclassified as private sector, “creating” new private sector jobs overnight:
    “the reclassification of English colleges in Q2 2012, which resulted in 196,000 employees being reclassified from the public to private sector.”


  84. 84
    FFS says:

    Cost of biopsy going private should be <£1000. Don't rely on the NHS – sell something if you have to.

  85. 85
    ComRes says:

    What do you think of your commanding poll lead, retarded Ed?

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    Táxpáyér says:

    VAT is a tax on working (i.e. the worst income tax). It’s a tax on those adding value (synonym of being productive).

    Of course, they won’t touch taxes that harm rent-seeking.

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    Táxpáyér says:

    No-one on the minimum wage should be extorted of income tax.

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    Lost in the wilderness says:

    Sound advice Ta

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    Táxpáyér says:

    Also taxes on work.

    If you look at it, taxes (VAT, Er & EE NI, Income tax, CorpTax) directly harm peoples ability to employ each other which is another way of saying they lower employment and wages.

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    Táxpáyér says:

    Does the word “average” leave you confused?

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    Mr Potato Head2 says:

    A referendum on Europe is very popular too. Far more popular than soaking the rich and in so doing losing jobs and investment.

  92. 92
    Táxpáyér says:

    We don’t call it the national death service for nothing.

    If you die the NHS loses a cost.
    If you die the private doctor loses a paying customer.

  93. 93
    Mr Potato Head2 says:

    Bollocks. It is about the EU average now and will stay that way. Plus it may make the recovery stall.

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    Anonymous says:

    Oh dear. Guess who formally opened the J P Morgan building which that unfortunate banker threw himself off this morning….

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    @Lost in the wilderness

    Good advice from FFS. Do not delay and good luck.

  96. 96
    Bill says:

    Think you’ve got a bit of a chip on your shoulder and a lower middle class inferiority complex.

  97. 97
    Bad Sell says:

    I suggested to Gordon that he should flog all the gold off cheap.

  98. 98

    Not the World Statesman of the Year 2009, surely?

  99. 99
    retardEd Miliband says:

    Cotht of living cwy-thith.

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    Mr Potato Head2 says:

    They wouldn’t be seen dead there.

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    Johnny Cradock says:

    Her doughnuts often turned out like Fanny’s.

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    Achievements says:

    …..Didn’t do a very good job of looking after the environment ,drainage,dredging or flood defences,just to add to the comprehensive list of labour failings!

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    Bill says:

    Any transfer of employment from the public sector to the private is a good thing,.

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    Lost in the wilderness says:


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    The tit in no. 10 whose purpose is common with Vacant Ned's says:

    It’s a great time to be a Tory, apparently.

    Where do I go to sign on ?

  106. 106
    Prince Philip says:

    “The other man who hates Britain”

    Are you employing a bigger drunk than you to write your parliamentary sketches? Its just sub tabloid rambling.

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    FFS says:

    Why not? If an employer rents a machine it often comes with a maintenance contract he is obliged to pay for. If an employer rents a human being the maintenance is provided by the NHS.

    Time the employers paid for the full maintentance of the employee, instead of assuming such maintenance will be subsidised by their high-value employees.

    We are increasingly living in a make-believe socialist economy where the true costs are masked by all manner of cross-subsidy.

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    Their future is as bleak as their past says:

    Gang r*pe and gun crime are also popular with the public who vote for the Hackney Hippo.

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    Stabilo Boss says:

    But it’s just a labelling exercise, a reclassification. These colleges are still taxpayer funded. No new jobs were created.

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    FFS says:

    All taxes are taxes on “work” because you can only tax human labour.

    It doesn’t matter how you cut it, taxes are paid through human labour. PAYE is as much a tax on employing people as VAT. If the government puts up VAT the employee will go straight to his employer and expect a pay rise to compensate.

    Finding ways to “subsidise” employment through taxation and free services means we end up having no idea if the jobs have real value or not.

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    Their future is as bleak as their past says:

    If ever there was a good time for a drone strike.

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    Helpful says:

    Labour could always try, “it is the wrong sort of growth.”

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    Cinna says:

    VAT is an EUSSR tax.

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    altruism in industry says:

    I’m not happy with the expression ” And boy, do they vote”
    it seems a little bit American which I’m not sure is suitable in this context

  115. 115
    Pitkapoika says:

    Who ate all the pies?

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    Rightwinggit says:

    I’m surprised a grieving relative hasn’t struck their head off.

  117. 117
    Haribo Halfwit says:

    It’s called basic website housekeeping.

    Should you want to read last year’s broken promises, you can keep your own private library of worthless booklets.

    Pixel storage of previous garbage is undertaken by pro bono websites such as the
    Wayback Machine

  118. 118
    Haribo Halfwit says:

    Link should be to http://www.archive.org.

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    Major Eyeswater says:

    Mr Smith – no sir, cut expenditure by putting a 2-year limit on out of work benefits with a 5-year lifetime max (a la Bill Clinton). Taken together these measures will help to make work pay for the poor and stimulate growth and job creation.

    Does that sound a bit better?

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    Major Eyeswater says:

    Thank you Mr GrumpyoldmanUK. A few years ago I would have unhesitatingly agreed with you, however of late I am starting to think that maybe, just maybe our fellow Britons are getting a bit fed up with Big Gov/Bruv socialism.

    I think we’re finally starting to understand that our current welfare state is immoral. One of the few positive consequences of the recession.

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    Intellectual Pygmy says:

    Much like the usual politics of the left, your plan falls apart as soon as you add humans.

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    More statist claptrap there has never been a highly efficient state service !

  123. 123
    Major Eyeswater says:

    £150,000 per annum gross. Leaves £90,187 net. Not exactly super-rich, is it? Once Fifi and Sebastian’s school fees and the £500k mortgage are serviced there’s not much chance you’ll live like P Diddy on what’s left…

  124. 124

    Maybe there is some force of natural selection in operation in Glasgow , new to science .

  125. 125
    Intellectual Pygmy says:

    Only in the strange and horrible world inhabited by Labour can economic growth, reduction in jobless figures and lower taxation be a mess.

  126. 126
    Intellectual Pygmy says:

    You are of course correct. There are many men who hate Britain in the Labour Party.

  127. 127

    How is it possible to discuss mass unemployment without mention of mass immigration

  128. 128
    broderick crawford says:

    Diane says

    every day in every way i m getting bigger and bigger .

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    Jim says:

    The BBC confirm again today it is all the Tories fault.
    Until they grabbed unelected power in 2010 every was just fine. Everyone that voted Labour had all the income they could wish for even without having to go to work.
    Having caused the Crisis they still cannot reach the largesse of the former Labour Government. However in a single bound and 50p tax everything will return to normal upon Labour’s re-election in 2015.

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    Jim says:

    One should not let personal hatred fashion economic policy or any policy for that matter.
    The saving Grace here is that Labour do not have an economic policy, just popular ideas which change day to day.

  131. 131
    Jim says:

    Everyone should pay tax so that nobody can sneer at them. The problems are a living wage and the meaning of equality.
    Ed Balls was on the BBC again saying it was fair to charge the poor 10% and the rich 50%. So the poor pay 40% less, (forgetting the rates in between) so you can still sneer at the poor. Is that what is making you feel so good?
    If we were to turn Welfare into food, clothes, housing, education, and jobs instead of cash the poor may well be more successful, certainly more happier.

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    JH3094023980-94 says:

    It’s popular with your ‘public’ in Tower Hamlets you fucking hippo-crite.

    Mainly because they know they will never pay a net penny of tax in their fucking lives.

  133. 133
    JH3094023980-94 says:

    What, you mean at the Dagenham Ford plant?

    HA! See what I did there?

  134. 134
    JH3094023980-94 says:

    She has already fucking retired.

    A pointless, pointless gesture.

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    Anonymous says:

    I am that £150K person and I already feel screwed. £152K, NO real choice BIK £10.8K car (25K bussiness miles, 3K private) and £3.6K BUPA (not used in 16 years) 15% Pension contribution £72K take home. £12K mortgage. 3 kids (school fees £9.6K each)…no child allowance, infact no allowances. Pay £50.5K ITax and £6.3K NI. Work 45 hour week PLUS travel. Never sick. I am NOT a burden on others or the state yet viewed by 60% as a soft touch. I have come to conclusion its not worth working when the kids want to go to Uni

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    Savvy employers provide employees with health insurance.

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    Pundit Too says:

    The BBC propaganda bias machine is now set on automatic.
    On Friedland’s Long View programme radio 4 today on the floods of 1953 compared to current floods Friedland stated that in 1953 the country was recovering from the war (read subtext Labour in power immediately after and squandered Marshall Aid money), but during the floods of 1953 Churchill did not respond as they happened over a weekend and not enough was done.
    Then damaged goods Michael Fish came on and prattled on about Climate Change. Then Jonathan Friedland brought in cuts, cuts, cuts.
    BBC cannot even give a historical perspective without left wing bias.

  138. 138
    Just Saying says:

    I also believe that the public would like to see and hear far less of Diane Abbott but the BBC as usual do not understand their owners so will not allow this.

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    Cor Blimey. says:

    5 words in Swahili? It has taken a long time for that to happen.
    I gave an introduction in Mongolian to final applause and it took 12 hours to perfect it.
    So his achievement is less than laudable.

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    Tesco is shite says:

    Dear Anonymous,

    What easy job or business allows you to spend your life on Guido’s blog? Do you have a team that works while you polish your arse or are you in secure accommodation and on medication? As you are far and away the most pathological poster you could be a political plant. Pray tell, or at least give us a clue!

  141. 141
    Cor Blimey. says:

    Probably they meant to say “magnetic”

  142. 142
    BBC - Labour Says, LABOUR SAYS. says:

    Don’t worry we are on the job.

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    Difficult to Say. says:

    Sorry to bring potential bad news but over the past five days I have had information crossing my screen from usually quite reliable sources about a possible / probable financial economic downturn in the good old USA.
    This is pencilled in for end of this month or early next.
    Early start was the drop in forex of emerging countries, most of them easily foreseen such as Argentina, South Africa, and Thailand, but some not so easy to understand like the 4.5 year low of the Canadian Loonie.

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    Ma Fioso says:

    The whole bloody opposition front bench (and half their back benchers too) should currently be doing porridge – if there was/is any justice!

  145. 145
    Ma Fioso says:

    The ‘black’ economy (the Hippo would know all about that of course) is very popular too with us hardworking plumbers, electricians, decorators and others of our ilk.

  146. 146
    Ma Fioso says:

    … which quite painlessly removes a further 20% of one’s already taxed income, but people do not seem to realise that for some reason.

  147. 147
    Ma Fioso says:

    … and professional footballers…

  148. 148
    Ma Fioso says:

    Yes! Downright sexist. Should replace ‘boy’ with ‘people’.

  149. 149
    Ma Fioso says:

    There is nothing in your terms of employment which makes it compulsory reading for your Dukeship. Doorway is over there >>>>>>>

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    Anonymong says:

    Hahahaha same old socialists. Wanting a slice from those that have without doing anything of importance nor of economic benefit themselves.

    Keep shuffling the paper and putting ticks in boxes, co-ordinate diversity and help amputee african lesbians cross the road.

    Oxygen thieves the lot of you.

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    Anonymong says:

    Under the Rusty Iron Fist of Macavity the economy grew by minus 8%.

    If you’re going to be in opposition at least be credible about it.

    On second thoughts, just bugger off.

  152. 152
    Anonymong says:

    One that means he doesn’t get to read and post comments to guido until 9.40PM

    What have you been doing today Tesco?

    Just got back from the pub?

  153. 153
    Anonymong says:

    It won’t reduce the size of government. The Working Tax Credit administrators will be given a sideways promotion into something equally costly.

  154. 154
    Anonymong says:


    regarding tax on human labour. Some are on financial transactions.

    Capital Gains Tax
    Stamp Duty
    Insurance Premium Tax

  155. 155
    Anonymong says:

    You wouldn’t want your spawn mixing with them either.

    Couldn’t find a school place for him in your constituency?

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George Galloway says of his former Respect candidate the UKIP MEP turned Tory, Amjad Bashir…

“Clearly Bashir does not have any real political principles or commitment, only naked opportunism and self-interest. He represents the revolving door principle in politics. The Tories are welcome to him because he will cause them embarrassment. Fortunately Respect was able to act before he did it to us.”

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