January 28th, 2014

Farage Wants to “Be a Bit Naughty” With a Fiery Italian

And it’s a bloke. The UKIP leader says he wants to form a European “dream team” with Italian comedian and anti-corruption blogger-turned-politician Beppe Grillo. Guido has always had a soft spot for the charismatic Grillo, best known for organising huge anti-establishment rallies – and for his unkempt silver bouffant. Farage reckons he could forge an alliance with Grillo’s Five Star Movement after May’s European elections: “We can have a bit of fun, we can be a bit naughty. The Five Star Movement believe in asking the people what they think. All I can say is, ‘Hooray!’” Bloggers turning to politics? It’ll never catch on.


  1. 1
    Mitch says:

    Two clowns. How appropriate.

    • 3
      SleeplessInKirkaldy says:

      At least they’re laughing in the inside, unlike the leaders of the other political parties

      • 55
        Faceless Bureaucrat says:

        “Bloggers turning to politics? It’ll never catch on.”

        I say, Fawkes old chap – are you flying a kite perchance?…

    • 5
      Táxpáyér says:

      Ah yes, “our” political classes in no way make you laugh. Just as competent as a clown car.

    • 7
      The Real Fruitcake and Loony Party says:
      • 25
        fruitcake says:

        Ahh the OMRLP lives on!

        • 34
          Screaming Lord Sutch says:

          Jack the Ripper,

          And it was a bloody good night too. Great entertainment.

        • 64
          Jack Ketch says:

          Just remember–the party first (with its ancestors, The Rock and Roll Party and The Teenage Party) to put in its manifestos those absolutely crazy and insane ideas of Votes at 18, commercial radio stations, all-day pub opening, passports for pets, Independence for Scotland (actually the sale of) and zero VAT on music.

      • 63
        Mike Hancock says:

        These people have no idea what they are doing – an insult to politics!

        He should have his other hand on her arse.

    • 35
      Fish says:

      And will they be known as?

      The Grilled Kippers?

      • 39
        Beppe Grillo says:

        No. We shall be called the Grillo Kippers.

        Itsa good, Itsa Italian.

        • 60
          broderick crawford says:

          Hello Bepp

          Are you the father perchance if the two Grillo sisters who ALLEGEDLY
          ” did over ” Nigella and Charles for nigh on a million in personal debit card use but were if course subsequently found NOT GUILTY ON ALL CHARGES BY AN ENGLISH COURT OF LAW AND NOW HAVE TOTALLY CLEARED THEIR NAME .

          I just wonder coz you ve got six kids so chances could be high .

    • 44
      Anonymous says:

      Two clowns? Guido and grillo?

    • 54
      Anonymous says:

      One establishment lickspittle – did you get lost on your way to The Grauniad or The Torygraph?

    • 59
      Jabba Le Chat says:

      So we have the Niggle Farridge in alliance with arch communist Beppe Grillo?

      • 61
        broderick crawford says:

        don t know about arch communist … wanna see his estate in
        northern italy . must be worth five mill alone . the man s been coining it for the past forty years as a national treasure comedian funded by the state sponsored tv service .
        la bit like wossy and the beeb over here .

  2. 2
    altruism in industry says:

    Where is the fucking MoD when you need it ?

  3. 4
    Gordon says:

    I do Five star movements

  4. 6
    AnusButtocks says:

    Hero of England Farage hates the EU with so much passion he doesnt take his pay or expenses from Brussels
    In fact he has never taken a penny from the Fascist EU superstate

    He is a true political hero of our times….

  5. 8
    The Real Fruitcake and Loony Party says:
  6. 9
    WTF says:

    Papers reported Nigella will not facew arrest despite admitting to taking drugs. Can you be arrested for admitting to taking drugs?

    • 11
      George Osborne says:

      I hope not.

    • 15
      cep says:

      No you can’t. This upsets mail readers immensely.

      You have to found in possession of drugs to be arrested.

      Saying you’ve ‘taken’ drugs means nothing.

    • 33
      Maximus says:

      Oddly enough, when we were all suffering from the Five Bellies, there was talk of it being made a crime to fail to report yourself when you had committed a crime. Less theoretical, we do actually have a crime making it unlawful to possess under-age cartoons. It all rather suggests that there is a long long way to go shrinking the Civil Service into being fit for purpose.

    • 58
      Vanity mirror & rolled $1 bill says:

      Thank fuck for that…

  7. 12
    cep says:

    Is that Handycock’s Italian cousin. .?

  8. 14
    altruism in industry says:

    if they can kill some guy for questioning the legitimacy of a war why can’t they do away with all the traitorous bastards in the HoC ? Has the fucking MoD been infiltrated then ?

  9. 20
    Nigel fARAGE's anus says:

    Vote Labour/Lib Dems!!!

    its the only way i can keep meself on the Euro gravy trains

  10. 21
    ukip are hypocrites says:

    Is this the same 5 star movement that put the socialists into power in Italy? The same 5 star movement that supports a government that is pro eu superstate, yes sounds about right for farage the hypocrite.

    • 23
      John Smith says:

      Farage doesn’t know what the f*ck he’s talking about. He and UKIP are three scandals from oblivion; it’s only a matter of time.

    • 43
      altruism in industry says:

      I think people’s concerns are the loss of sovereignty and the growth of silly rules and regulations coming from the EU that have been created by people whose relatives tried to kill us 70 years ago or who didn’t lift a finger to help, and that are designed to destroy UK society.
      Well fuck them, I like English society thank you very much and I will do what I can to assist UKIP to get us out of this relationship with the EU

  11. 22
    Chuka under Pressure says:
    • 65
      JH394823984392 says:

      She has been selected as a Macintosh Power PC?

      And hopes all is well at arms manufacturer Heckler & Koch?

      The woman has clearly lost her mind.

  12. 24

    Hooray Forage and his Grillo Ukippers. Just right for breakfast. Innit.

  13. 36
    Anonymous says:

    Well we could all be stupid enough to vote for this lying twat


  14. 38
    Mark Wouters says:

    sovietsalami63 Here ,
    I refuse to register to vote and i also refuse to vote in Local and National elections, as i commit a crime by siding with crooks in parliament who stert illegal wars against innocents worldwide.
    As this countryrefuses to give me benefits and also refuses to feed me i believe that theyre committing crimes against the individual ,these crimes are Listed in the Geneva convention,this Tory condom government are committing acts of war,against civillians,of which all government agencies in uk are taking part in .

  15. 56
    #ThingsElliottSays says:

    When will you be standing as an MP Guido?

  16. 62
    Nigel Garage says:


    I think you’re a complete tit Nigel.

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Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”

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What’s he been doing FFS, mining bitcoins?

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