January 28th, 2014

Farage Wants to “Be a Bit Naughty” With a Fiery Italian

And it’s a bloke. The UKIP leader says he wants to form a European “dream team” with Italian comedian and anti-corruption blogger-turned-politician Beppe Grillo. Guido has always had a soft spot for the charismatic Grillo, best known for organising huge anti-establishment rallies – and for his unkempt silver bouffant. Farage reckons he could forge an alliance with Grillo’s Five Star Movement after May’s European elections: “We can have a bit of fun, we can be a bit naughty. The Five Star Movement believe in asking the people what they think. All I can say is, ‘Hooray!’” Bloggers turning to politics? It’ll never catch on.


  1. 1
    Mitch says:

    Two clowns. How appropriate.

  2. 2
    altruism in industry says:

    Where is the fucking MoD when you need it ?

  3. 3
    SleeplessInKirkaldy says:

    At least they’re laughing in the inside, unlike the leaders of the other political parties

  4. 4
    Gordon says:

    I do Five star movements

  5. 5
    Táxpáyér says:

    Ah yes, “our” political classes in no way make you laugh. Just as competent as a clown car.

  6. 6
    AnusButtocks says:

    Hero of England Farage hates the EU with so much passion he doesnt take his pay or expenses from Brussels
    In fact he has never taken a penny from the Fascist EU superstate

    He is a true political hero of our times….

  7. 7
  8. 8
  9. 9
    WTF says:

    Papers reported Nigella will not facew arrest despite admitting to taking drugs. Can you be arrested for admitting to taking drugs?

  10. 10
    Mitch says:

    Farage claims to be different. He isn’t – he’s a clown. Worse – he’s a fair-weather clown who changes his tune when it suits.

  11. 11
    George Osborne says:

    I hope not.

  12. 12
    cep says:

    Is that Handycock’s Italian cousin. .?

  13. 13
    NSA says:

    Hi Dave.

    How’s the Angry Birds coming on?

  14. 14
    altruism in industry says:

    if they can kill some guy for questioning the legitimacy of a war why can’t they do away with all the traitorous bastards in the HoC ? Has the fucking MoD been infiltrated then ?

  15. 15
    cep says:

    No you can’t. This upsets mail readers immensely.

    You have to found in possession of drugs to be arrested.

    Saying you’ve ‘taken’ drugs means nothing.

  16. 16
    altruism in industry says:

    who is in charge ? don’t tell me it is Cameron or we are all fucked

  17. 17
    Táxpáyér says:

    Farage’s made his money by working for it.

    That does make him different.

  18. 18
    Nurse lightfinger says:

    Ooh thank goodness

  19. 19
    I don't think Lord Such had that in mind says:

    An anti establishment party doing the establishments bidding by sticking the boot in on UKIP.

  20. 20
    Nigel fARAGE's anus says:

    Vote Labour/Lib Dems!!!

    its the only way i can keep meself on the Euro gravy trains

  21. 21
    ukip are hypocrites says:

    Is this the same 5 star movement that put the socialists into power in Italy? The same 5 star movement that supports a government that is pro eu superstate, yes sounds about right for farage the hypocrite.

  22. 22
    Chuka under Pressure says:

  23. 23
    John Smith says:

    Farage doesn’t know what the f*ck he’s talking about. He and UKIP are three scandals from oblivion; it’s only a matter of time.

  24. 24

    Hooray Forage and his Grillo Ukippers. Just right for breakfast. Innit.

  25. 25
    fruitcake says:

    Ahh the OMRLP lives on!

  26. 26
    fruitcake says:

    On that basis the Lib-Dems are toast

  27. 27
    Grilled Kippers says:

    Grillo Ukippers

  28. 28
    altruism in industry says:

    Nigella is completely gorgeous and can do whatever she likes.

  29. 29
    Keep voting for Christmas mate says:

    So pissed off am I with the Cons it wouldn’t matter if The Sun had footage of Farage fucking a chicken I would still vote UKIP.

  30. 30
    Cabbage says:

    Since when is knowing what you are talking about a prerequisite for office?

  31. 31
    FFS says:

    Infiltrated by Trotskyite entrists long ago………

  32. 32
    FFS says:

    Hmmm, but maybe she should pay a kind of “forfeit”?

    Any ideas?

  33. 33
    Maximus says:

    Oddly enough, when we were all suffering from the Five Bellies, there was talk of it being made a crime to fail to report yourself when you had committed a crime. Less theoretical, we do actually have a crime making it unlawful to possess under-age cartoons. It all rather suggests that there is a long long way to go shrinking the Civil Service into being fit for purpose.

  34. 34
    Screaming Lord Sutch says:

    Jack the Ripper,

    And it was a bloody good night too. Great entertainment.

  35. 35
    Fish says:

    And will they be known as?

    The Grilled Kippers?

  36. 36
    Anonymous says:

    Well we could all be stupid enough to vote for this lying twat

  37. 37
    FFS says:

    I’m ONLY voting for Farage if I see him fucking a chicken.

    It is an absolute pre-requisite.

  38. 38
    Mark Wouters says:

    sovietsalami63 Here ,
    I refuse to register to vote and i also refuse to vote in Local and National elections, as i commit a crime by siding with crooks in parliament who stert illegal wars against innocents worldwide.
    As this countryrefuses to give me benefits and also refuses to feed me i believe that theyre committing crimes against the individual ,these crimes are Listed in the Geneva convention,this Tory condom government are committing acts of war,against civillians,of which all government agencies in uk are taking part in .

  39. 39
    Beppe Grillo says:

    No. We shall be called the Grillo Kippers.

    Itsa good, Itsa Italian.

  40. 40
    Maximus says:

    Grillo means cricket (insect). It also means whim, caprice.

  41. 41
    FFS says:

    Looks like that sense-of-humour by-pass was 100% successful Mitch….

  42. 42
    FFS says:

    Please do not feed this Belgian troll

  43. 43
    altruism in industry says:

    I think people’s concerns are the loss of sovereignty and the growth of silly rules and regulations coming from the EU that have been created by people whose relatives tried to kill us 70 years ago or who didn’t lift a finger to help, and that are designed to destroy UK society.
    Well fuck them, I like English society thank you very much and I will do what I can to assist UKIP to get us out of this relationship with the EU

  44. 44
    Anonymous says:

    Two clowns? Guido and grillo?

  45. 45
    Anonymous says:

    Geedo is a pompous self (and food) inflated t@sser

  46. 46
    Django says:

    http://www.beppegrillo.it/en/ I think you’ll find them far too lefty Nigel, albeit eurosceptic.

  47. 47
    a UKIP voter says:

    Get a grip it’s just a joke.

  48. 48
    Anonymous says:

    Cameron is a fcuking chicken… And a spineless UK hating traitor as well…

  49. 49
    Spartacus says:


  50. 50

    Something to do with chocolate, cream and handcuffs?

  51. 51
    White Dee says:

    nyce riting. I c u went 2 the saym skool az mee.

  52. 52

    The trouble is, all the other lying twats are so much worse.

  53. 53
    Anonymous says:

    Belgian is not in my family line <thankyou!.

  54. 54
    Anonymous says:

    One establishment lickspittle – did you get lost on your way to The Grauniad or The Torygraph?

  55. 55
    Faceless Bureaucrat says:

    “Bloggers turning to politics? It’ll never catch on.”

    I say, Fawkes old chap – are you flying a kite perchance?…

  56. 56
    #ThingsElliottSays says:

    When will you be standing as an MP Guido?

  57. 57
    Blowing Donkey Whistles says:

    You really are a brain dead mongtard. Please fuk off and die quietly.

  58. 58
    Vanity mirror & rolled $1 bill says:

    Thank fuck for that…

  59. 59
    Jabba Le Chat says:

    So we have the Niggle Farridge in alliance with arch communist Beppe Grillo?

  60. 60
    broderick crawford says:

    Hello Bepp

    Are you the father perchance if the two Grillo sisters who ALLEGEDLY
    ” did over ” Nigella and Charles for nigh on a million in personal debit card use but were if course subsequently found NOT GUILTY ON ALL CHARGES BY AN ENGLISH COURT OF LAW AND NOW HAVE TOTALLY CLEARED THEIR NAME .

    I just wonder coz you ve got six kids so chances could be high .

  61. 61
    broderick crawford says:

    don t know about arch communist … wanna see his estate in
    northern italy . must be worth five mill alone . the man s been coining it for the past forty years as a national treasure comedian funded by the state sponsored tv service .
    la bit like wossy and the beeb over here .

  62. 62
    Nigel Garage says:


    I think you’re a complete tit Nigel.

  63. 63
    Mike Hancock says:

    These people have no idea what they are doing – an insult to politics!

    He should have his other hand on her arse.

  64. 64
    Jack Ketch says:

    Just remember–the party first (with its ancestors, The Rock and Roll Party and The Teenage Party) to put in its manifestos those absolutely crazy and insane ideas of Votes at 18, commercial radio stations, all-day pub opening, passports for pets, Independence for Scotland (actually the sale of) and zero VAT on music.

  65. 65
    JH394823984392 says:

    She has been selected as a Macintosh Power PC?

    And hopes all is well at arms manufacturer Heckler & Koch?

    The woman has clearly lost her mind.

  66. 66
    Ma Fioso says:

    Was the judge on a 10% “retainer”? Just asking….

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