January 27th, 2014

Rich’s Monday Morning View


  1. 1
    Ed Boules Le 50% Francais says:

    Ed Boules

  2. 2
    Lord Mandelslime says:

    Clips are us!.

  3. 3
    cep says:

    That’s a nice image to consider as I eat my breakfast. Ffs..!

  4. 4

    Why is Ken Dodd in Downing Street?

    I think we need to be told.

  5. 5
    Fabians are EVIL says:

    Oh come on! all receipts will have been passed to his secretary or, even more likely, she made the purchase out of petty cash and was merely claiming it back.

  6. 6
    Aaron D Highside. says:

    Rich joins BBC – Grauniad Labour support group in run-up to election.

  7. 7
    Labour Majority says:

    Public secta forever

  8. 8
    Systems Manager says:

    Surely all expense claims should have a £10 threshold?

    It’s not worth the admin to process such petty claims and these people are earning six figure sums, they won’t miss 7p

  9. 9
    albacore says:

    Now Dave, he’s a British bulldog-clipper
    And he ain’t frit of any UKIPper
    He’ll always be a complete E U tit
    While there’s some shirt-tail expenses in it

  10. 10
    just trying to help says:

    Anyone caught claiming for the removal of wisteria from the chimney of what had always been their private residence should be arrested and charged and go the way of the others

  11. 11
    Bible teachings says:

    ……”It is still raining,..mwa,ha,ha!!!!!!

  12. 12
    Gaye Mann (Mrs) says:

    Extreme weather events in UK are caused by USA weapoisation of HAARP research. FACT.

  13. 13
    Tinfoil Hatter says:

    Yes, I believe they were responsible for the Thames freezing over during the reign of King Charles II.

  14. 14
    Gordon Brown says:

    I am a twat

  15. 15
    Fly on the wall says:

    Is this the Tory equivalent of squeezing the pips?

  16. 16

    Removal of wisteria from the chimney?

    Thought that was a euphemism for depilation.

  17. 17
    Tyte Harse says:

    Does he have any skin left on his Rs-cheeks?

  18. 18
    Ed Miliband says:

    The original Rich drawing has been hit by the cost of living crisis. Up by a massive 300% in just days. A future Labour government would freeze the price of a Rich and tax him at the 50p rate.

  19. 19
    Ed Balls says:

    Too far, too fast.

  20. 20
    Howdy do dere honey says:

    Stand by for “Black Monday” for the FTSE !

    FTSE 100 6608.48
    -55.26 -0.83%

  21. 21
    Charlie Drake says:

    Is it the Tit in number 10?

  22. 22
    Ed Miliband says:

    The squeezed nipple?

  23. 23
    Wait - what! says:

    This is the most pressing political issue of the moment is it?
    Bloody hell.

  24. 24
    Wait - what! says:

    Then they would just be accrued until the total claim is £10.

  25. 25
    Anon says:

    Similarly, anyone caught using taxpayer’s money on their parents’ home should be gone. For more than 12 months now there has been an investigation into Miller’s claim, but somehow those responsible just can’t bring themselves to finish it. I wonder why??

  26. 26
    Hugh Janus says:

    Are we still allowed to use the term ‘Black Monday’, or have the PC mob yet to latch on to this one???

  27. 27
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    Great to see the UK Stock Market tanking !

    One whiff of future policies and investors stampetowards the exit. :)

  28. 28
    Wong Wei says:

    Hang Seng down 2.11 percent today

  29. 29
    Howdy do dere honey says:

    You ain’t seen nothing yet !

    FTSE 100 6582.33
    -81.41 -1.22%

  30. 30
    Anonymous says:

    Its your pension.

  31. 31

    I thought he was.

  32. 32
    Mr Helpful says:

    I’d ask your GP to up your dosage.

  33. 33
    captnp says:

    Definitely responsible for populating Australia… After the crims in the usa setup their own country they couldnt send them there anymore

  34. 34
    Ed Balls says:

    I’m doing my best. I’ve fucked the boy Copper and now I am going to fuck the British economy.

  35. 35
    M102 says:


  36. 36
    Ed Balls says:

    Cooper even.

  37. 37
    Trader Trader says:

    Get real. No opposition MP affects the market. There are far more important external forces at play. And it is not tanking anyway.

  38. 38
    Fishy says:

    Dithgratheful. Car Insurance pritheth are down 9%. Thith has blown a hole in my Cotht of Living Cwithith.

    This is unaccethptable. When I am Pwime Minithter I will freeze these prices at ttheir present level.

  39. 39

    Bramber Giclee. There is a name to conjure with. Dunwich and Old Sarum. The latter, some of the older readers here may remember, as being where Salisbury cathedral used to be before it moved to the new place.

    What they have in common is they were all Rotten Boroughs. The 1832 Reform Act, well meaning and rather Whiggish, felt that villages of a handful of people, who would return no less than two MPs, was not representative.

    With the wisdom of hindsight, how fragrant that word Rotten has become. These MPs were not paid, one had to be a government minister for that. The minister for Wales had nothing to do. Quite right too. There is much more corruption and excess spending now than there was then.

    My proposal is that we repeal the Reform Act now. It was clearly a ghastly mistake for which we have paid dearly for rather too long.

  40. 40
    Robert Pestun says:

    Markets getting jittery about Labour’s anti-business rhetoric?

  41. 41
    Bemused says:

    Oi, I thought you promised not to do that again?

    And where’s my fucking rainbow?

  42. 42
    Herman von Rompuy says:

    Apres moi, le deluge.

  43. 43
    Bemused says:

    Well our crime rate was very low after we adopted that approach. Maybe we should start shipping them to Australia again. On the other hand maybe it would be easier just to return them to their own countries.

  44. 44
    Sue says:

    That wholly unconvincing chap I heard being tit wanked by that high pitched screechy gentleman on Radio 4 this morning?

  45. 45

    Actually it’s the taxpayer’s pension. We pay, Balls collects.

  46. 46
    Bemused says:

    No. USA putting up interest rates has caused all the developing nations to shit their pants. This has had a knock-on effect because nobody knows where it is all going. China is dealing with a $4.8trillion shadow banking debt crisis of its own.

    Looks like the real correction in the global economy is about to happen. Might be worth getting some tinned food in and storing it in the attic.

  47. 47
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

  48. 48

    A very good point. In those days, an evening in the village pub out of the candidates’ pockets would secure the vote. Nowadays, the public has to be bribed with benefits and scams like solar panel subsidies and aircraft carrier building contracts, all costing billions of borrowed money.

  49. 49
    Bemused says:

    You’re absolutely right. The village of Castle Eaton should have 2000 MPs. It would also be quite nice if it had a pub. And maybe a Londis shop.

  50. 50

    Well. Ed does have severe learning difficulties…….

  51. 51
    Sir Mary Flappes says:

    There’s many a clip ‘twixt the nip and knob tip.

  52. 52
    Mitch says:

    Are we supposed to be impressed that Cameron has addedd 1,000 new regulations but removed or ‘simplified’ 800? In any case, ‘simplified’ could just be a case of changing the wording but keeping the effect the same.

  53. 53
    Thomas from Tonna says:

    This morning I read that Cameron is going to kick start the building trade by reducing the scope of Building Regulations.

    I had the misfortune to buy a brand new house from a supposedly reputable national builder during our years of Socialist Rule.

    All internal doors were warped and needed replacing within 18 months. No such problem with the front door though: that was kicked off its hinges in 5 seconds flat by our friendly neighborhood burglar.

    The supposedly up and over garage door never ceased to amuse our dog. The kitchen made IKEA look a quality operation. Don’t even mention the gas central heating boiler after its first free annual inspection by British Gas.

    The point I am making here is a serious one against Mr Dave Bulldog Clip Cameron.
    The overall standard of spec building has been abysmal for decades with people constantly sold down the river (if you can pardon the unintended pun).

    Here we have an example of caring supposedly better than socialist highly efficient Politicians selling the people they are supposed to help for a fast buck.

  54. 54
    Cameron fianlly admits he's totally fucking useless... says:

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  56. 56
    Lost in Clacton says:

    I need a bulldog clip urgently.

  57. 57
    A Man From Slough says:

    and a severely disabled personality.

  58. 58
    Manon des Sources says:

    You should go to W H Smith.

  59. 59
    Anonymous says:

    Oi, what’s your disability?

    Tourettes, now fuck off

  60. 60
    Mrs Duffy from Rochdale says:

    Urgent urgent!

    There is a state of emergency in Ukraine .

    The people are in the streets marching and wrecking and attacking anything in their path.

    Urgent action is needed right now. SEAL THE BORDERS AND GET THE TROOPS IN POSITION.

    If the Ukranians start flocking here with the gypsies we will be finished.

  61. 61
    UKIP or bust says:

    Translated as: We are ruled by the EU.

  62. 62
    Winston says:

    Non story, move along

  63. 63
    Every other MP says:

    That tired old excuse -it was a member of the staff. Wanker

  64. 64
    Back to basics says:

    I supose this drawing is intended to lead me to conclude that David Cameron is spending public money on getting his perverted jollies. I cant stand the man but I rather suspect that isn’t correct. The Rich cartoon has no finesse, humour, satirical merit or other redeeeming feature.

    This isn’t press freedom or freedom of speech. It simply reflects very poorly on Quido who desperately wants to be taken seriously. Come on Quido. Can’t you do better than this level of bilge?

  65. 65
    Every other MP says:

    Blame a member of staff. Wanker

  66. 66
    Anthony Aloysius St John Hancock 23 Railway Cuttings East Cheam says:

    We should repeal the Reform Act of 1832,only those who own property worth 150k and those who have paid income tax consecutively for 5 years and no more postal votes.

  67. 67
    An indignant little man in a crash helmet says:

    Madam, at present I am playing with my bulldog clip.

    I will give this matter my attention in due course.

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  69. 69
    One-term Dave (dragging the Tories to their grave) says:

    They take £22,000,000,000 from us every year, and in return they send us their criminals! What a spiffing arrangement!

    Tally ho!

  70. 70
    Anthony Aloysius St John Hancock 23 Railway Cuttings East Cheam says:

    Mlle Treiweiler in India on her last outing as First Lady of France,a real femme fatale not like that gay boy Gayot,vive le difference!

  71. 71

    Good heavens.

    You’ll be wanting the River Thames rerouted next so that it runs past the village.

  72. 72
    An indignant little man in a crash helmet says:

    SHORT SHORT AT 6575.

  73. 73
    David Cameron's gut says:

    The science is settled… global warming tickle-stick…

  74. 74
    Joss Taskin says:

    Caught long ‘n’ wrong ?

  75. 75
    Maximus says:

    Thanks. I’ll be round to collect it shortly.

  76. 76
    Our products will kill you. Please buy them. says:

    “Lawson is not the only actor and model who pitched Marlboro brand cigarettes to have died of a smoking-related disease.

    Others include David Millar, who died of emphysema in 1987, and David McLean, who died of lung cancer in 1995″

    I can’t help thinking this isn’t going to help Marlboro’s sales..

  77. 77
    Casual Observer 5 says:

    The Thames and the Mersey may just about do it.

  78. 78
    ATOS says:

    Being a bollock brain does not mean you can park in the disabled spot or continue to claim disability benefits.

  79. 79
    Taxpayer says:

    I have every confidence in the accuracy of this depiction as a metaphore for Cameron’s attitudes of narcissistic perversion at the taxpayer’s expense. Anyone who can get a polticial hard-on by taxing the poor to pay for windfarms and foreign aid is quite likely to be the kind of self-regarding millionaire who would spend 7p on a bulldog and adore the fact that he can expect HMRC to hound the public to pay for it.

  80. 80
    Maximus says:

    He doesn’t seem to care where he puts it any more. Too early to pass around the mind bleach.

  81. 81
    Probing Question says:

    What is David Cameron going to do today that will justify his salary ?

  82. 82
    Our policies will kill you, please vote Labour says:

    Labour killed over 20,000 on the NHS by restricting food and water.

    They hid the suicide rate by re-defining the rules by which coroners could record such a verdict.

    Give me Marlboro over Labour any day.

  83. 83

    Mersey would bring the wrong types for there.


  84. 84
    Taxpayer says:

    Because Wesyminster is a den of corruption. They really are all at it. Even the few MPs you migt think of as squeaky clean are not at all straight when yiou look carefully.

  85. 85
    Anonymous says:

    I think it tells us more about Rich’s perversions.

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    I went into a chip shop in Scotland and there was fried mars bar with extra chips on the menu says:

    Wrong…if you have a blue badge(which is NOT just issued for mobility problems)then you CAN.DLA is given for a variety of disabilities from blindness to autism or other mental disabilities none of which mean that you have mobility issues. In fact you can even get one now if you are too obese to walk to the chippie

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    Joe Public II says:

    It’s a pity he isn’t — he’d be a lot better than Camercnut — at least he’s a proper comedian rather than just a weak liar.

  88. 88
    Some games Aren't Worth having Skin In says:

    The FTSE had been rising for no sensible reason for some time. It needs a dose of reality.

  89. 89

    Godsells I had meant. Memory!

    Merged with Astley & Pearce and then became Exco.

  90. 90

    The extent of what we can do ,really ?
    The last time I looked Cameron was the PM of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland , First Lord of the Treasurey ,Member of the privy Council ,The elected head of Government of 65million people , AND THERE IS NOTHING HE CAN DO !!!

  91. 91
    Ah! I remember says:

    Cameron pledges to cut red tape for business

    Thatcher gave that job to Heseltine.

  92. 92
    Psyche the Dog says:

    It would appear fr the “cartoon” Dave has finally fipped his lid, enjoying his self torture with his paper clip while balancing on the top of the balustrade, it seems a long way down Dave, come down from there on the other hand…………………..

  93. 93
    The Public says:

    Cameron has done no such thing. Cameron is a lazy git who couldn’t care less. He has some box-ticker else doing that.

  94. 94
    Casual Observer 5 says:

    Mark Carney is a fucking moron.


    A foreign governor of the BoE talking about a new normal for interest rates ?

    This is the retarded fool who brought a Xanax’ed recycled sandal wearing inbred mong of a wife to mix with the better classes in London and advocate such shitty communist ideals (forced in Canada, particular on the first nations folk), and who over in Canada decided to extend mortgages to 40 years rather than deal with the rather nasty housing bubble there which could take their economy down.

    A major export from Canada is fertilizer – aka: Shit.

    Defining a ‘new normal’ for interest rates is perhaps the most retarded garbage yet to come out of this fools mouth.

    Mean reversion is the correct term, and that will be happening to about the 5% level within the next couple of years, likely after a short period at 7 to 10% in order to clear out the last of the dregs Labour left behind in the economy, and retards like Carney himself.

  95. 95
    The Public says:

    Then the UK must leave the EU

  96. 96
    Psyche the Dog says:

    He was a big supporter of the Tories Puss, or claimed he was when he went before the beak over a little matter of VAT, surly you remember that one.

  97. 97
    Le Public says:

    She’s just another upper class parasite

  98. 98
    David Cameron talks a lot of shit says:

    Cameron also said something about an EU referendum, and has given lots of cast iron guarantees.

    Cameron talks a lot of shit.

  99. 99
    Ah! don't think says:

    That is a bulldog clip, they have solid ‘handles’.

  100. 100
    Cameron fianlly admits he's totally fucking useless... says:

    Remember, he’s an ex-PR man (for PR read “spin” and “lies”) and apparently he wasn’t a very good one at that, if heresay is to be believed.

    Just think how good all of it sounds and then conclude it’s all just utter bullshit.

    Remember the adage “judge them by their actions and not their rhetoric”.

  101. 101
    Psyche the Dog says:

    Just in passing, I wonder if Savile was a Tory donor, he woldn’t have got anywhere near Magggie if he wasn’t.

  102. 102
    Ah! Jump! says:

    Wrong side of the banister on a very narrow ledge

  103. 103

    Oh dear!

    I had previously thought reasonably well of him when he (effectively) called Miliband a mong, in public too.

  104. 104
    An indignant little man in a crash helmet says:

    I thought this visit was part of her charitable work and had nothing to do with the French Government.

    It would appear that French taxpayers are still picking up the tab.

  105. 105
    Who really owns the BoE... says:

    “A foreign governor of the BoE talking about a new normal for interest rates ?”

    But rumour has it thatthe BoE is a private company…if so, why can’t they have a Canadian put in charge ?


  106. 106
    Psyche the Dog says:

    Of course they would as long as they have the reciept, they have to stop this government fraud, you wouldn’t catch MPs fidddling their expenses, would you.

  107. 107

    Looking at Balls’ ample frame it is indeed strange to think he can overturn the Law of Conservation of Mass.

    Matter cannot be created or destroyed – unless it is our assets by this odious man.

  108. 108
    Plus One says:


  109. 109
    I will have a pint of Ex please says:

    I must think up a good reason to help George out by not raising Interest rates this side of his Election.

  110. 110
    Casual Observer 5 says:

    He is just doing an Ed Balls style expectation management thing.

    Rates are going to go up as soon as the Fed raise.

    The problem is that it is not impressive or really washing.

    A worrying aspect is whether or not this is part of the screwed up Fabian plot to nationalize key parts of private industry. Canada has a very strong Fabian presence which is why the appointment of this individual Carney was interesting, and also quite toxic for the UK.

    Don’t be fooled by Carney: There is a reason why he had to take the job here, and why no one in Canada would hire him.

    Cut his contract short and send him back – he’s a wrong ‘un.

  111. 111
    Nigel Farage from UKIP says:

    That great bastion of Free Trade and openness Canada has managed to put its own total trade Embargo on ………erm … Marmite.

    Apparently they do not like the taste and take exception to its ingredients.

    I suggest we round up Mr Carney and his pushy wife and children and put them on the next flight back to Ottawa

  112. 112
    Psyche the Dog says:

    All you have to do is to look what they did before going into the Commons and where they go to when they leave the Commons, big business, says a lot really.

  113. 113
    Casual Observer 5 says:

    He was a political appointment and is paid for by UK tax money.

    Nothing in principal wrong, but quite suitable UK candidates were discriminated against unfairly for this foreign filth.

    The excuse that he is an EU mong cannot be used.

    Perhaps parachuting in Bernanke once Carney’s tenure is up, irrespective of whether your child is adequately qualified and tipped would be fine, yes ?

    I do not see a UK person being assigned to governorship of the Bank of Canada any time soon. In fact they heavily discriminate against foreign workers in that country, but to be fair that is because their economy is a pile of stinking shit.

  114. 114
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    I thought as a shareholder in Lloyds Bank and RSB I also owned the Bank of England too.

  115. 115
    Psyche the Dog says:

    Nice and sunny where I am, a bit cold though but hey, it’s mid winter

  116. 116
    Psyche the Dog says:

    Anyone remember the weather in the 50’s, any snow or heat wave was caused by Russians testing atomic bombs

  117. 117
    Psyche the Dog says:

    Don’t worry Gordy, there are plenty more like you, you are not alone!

  118. 118
    Psyche the Dog says:

    It’s that public school self flagellation thingy, they were at it years ago only they used to go to Miss Whiplash to get there enjoyment.

  119. 119
    Anonymous says:

    Have you seen the tiny amount we are allowed, of Gaby Hinchcliffes piece in the Times about Balls.Why are the Conservatives concentrating on the latest inanity from him etc ? He is a totoal disgrace Gabbs, thats why love !

  120. 120
    Psyche the Dog says:

    Calm down dear, you are not in power, it doesn’t matter what you say, have no fear you have the Dave and Gideon flying the UK kite

  121. 121
    Anonymous says:

    Well, the Beeb was a donor to him ! so what.You knew what he was up to did you, genius .

  122. 122

    There are thousands who would welcome a rise in interest rates to get a decent return on our savings ,for too long it has been skewed in favour of those who took out mortgages they could hardly afford , spent every penny they had on useless tat, and are still walking around with wallets stuffed full of maxed out credit cards.

  123. 123
    Niall Eastick-Tendencies says:

    It’s a nasty minicab. Multi millionaire Socialist Build-a-Burgers won’t pay an English black cab driver a fair wage when there is a desperate foreign workforce available on the cheap.
    Vote UKIP or die on your knees.

  124. 124

    Just over rule them ONCE !!

  125. 125
    Psyche the Dog says:

    I didn’t like a lot of the public, but in the 70’s I had heard a rumour but it was to do with nurses, no doubt Old Fokker didn’t know either, probably just wanted to emulate him when he grew up seeing as he was 10 years old in 1977, maybe Savile fixed it for him. ” the Beeb was a donor” in the same the Master makes donations to Fokker?

  126. 126
    Balls Ed says:

    Too Fat
    Too Stupid

  127. 127
    The artist currently known as Hoon says:

    <Prophet of your choice> on a bike!

    What a shiite cartoon, on so many levels.

  128. 128
    That'll learn 'em says:

    Nah, put them on the next flight to Islamabad, but tell them it’s going to Ottawa.

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    Deflate the debt, and fuck the frugal says:

    It wouldn’t be so bad if the interest rate, bearing in mind the tax on savings interest, just kept pace with inflation.

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    The tit in no. 10 whose purpose is common with Vacant Ned's says:

    As a member of the Privy Council, I am allowed to get more bog-paper ordered – charged to expenses, naturally.

  131. 131
    Anonymous says:

    They probably did this anyway.

    Most of these items were almost certainly the cheapest item on a single claim for a months worth of office supplies.

    Never mind the huge stacks of paper and hundreds of pounds worth of ink and copier toner, they’re claiming for paperclips the vile corrupt fiends.

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