January 26th, 2014

WATCH: Nigel Farage Gives UKIP Weather Forecast

Well played.


410 Comments

  1. 1
    The British media are cunts says:

    All council estate chavs should be burned alive.

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    • 4
      RomaBob.... Buy Beeg Issue! says:

      Steady on there, some of the better looking ladies have their uses!

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        For those who just get the flash NOT AVAILABLE IN YOUR AREA it can be seen here instead.

        BBC. Another thing that has to go. Do I hear a bid of £25bn?

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          Bill Quango MP says:

          Thanks for that.

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        • 96
          Expat in exile (again) says:

          PS: What idiot do think will come even close to making a 25B bid for this lefty cesspit? Venezuela has no cash left and the Ruskies already have decent facilities installed.

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          • Someone’s vanity, coupled with deep pockets, will shift this off our hands, there is absolutely no doubt.

            Of course, I shall be happy to sell it for my modest fee. 6% seems to be the going rate in M Hollande’s country at the moment. That will keep me in peppersteaks for a month or two. I shall not pay it into HSBC naturally or I will only be able to draw out £3000 a day (have they got the skids under them BTW?)

            Then we can watch each scaly executive being told: Make some money out of this thing or you’re fired! It will make the Apprentice look like the vicar’s tea party…

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          • Ѕоmеоnе’ѕ vаnіty, cоuplеd wіth dееp pоckеtѕ, wіll ѕhіft thіѕ оff оur hаndѕ, thеrе іѕ аbѕоlutеly nо dоubt.

            Оf cоurѕе, І ѕhаll bе hаppy tо ѕеll іt fоr my mоdеѕt fее. 6% ѕееmѕ tо bе thе gоіng rаtе іn M Ноllаndе’ѕ cоuntry аt thе mоmеnt. Thаt wіll kееp mе іn pеppеrѕtеаkѕ fоr а mоnth оr twо. І ѕhаll nоt pаy іt іntо НЅВС nаturаlly оr І wіll оnly bе аblе tо drаw оut £3000 а dаy (hаvе thеy gоt thе ѕkіdѕ undеr thеm ВTW?)

            Thеn wе cаn wаtch еаch ѕcаly еxеcutіvе bеіng tоld: Mаkе ѕоmе mоnеy оut оf thіѕ thіng оr yоu’rе fіrеd! Іt wіll mаkе thе Аpprеntіcе lооk lіkе thе vіcаr’ѕ tеа pаrty…

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          • Expat in exile says:

            Vanity and deep pockets? That seems to leave the field clear for Benjy N and Ole Rupee then!

            I heard it was only the China/h^ngk*ng operation that was having difficulties. I hope so as I bank my weekly pittance with the local branch hereabouts which I hope is not affected.

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    • 68
      Gor's Wonderful Railway says:

      They missed the bit afterwards when Brillo and his guests all agreed that painting today’s trains in original liveries was actually a very good idea

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    • 78
      Ed Balls says:

      Ed Balls

      Ed Balls

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    • 170
      Anonymous says:

      far more amusing than this lying twat


      or this

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      • 179
        Government is based upon Trust says:

        There are many things that you can say about David Cameron.

        You can say that he is a liar.
        You can say that he is a hypocrite.
        You can say that he is a former drug user.
        You can say he is a former hooligan who, with his fellow droogs, smashed up a restaurant and terrorised its patrons and staff.
        You can say he claimed housing benefits which he was not entitled to.

        You can say all of these things.

        And you can say them because the are all true.

        Vote Cameron – Vote Junkie Thug

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    • 191
      Gooey Blob says:

      More hard left nonsense from Ed Balls, following on from Miliband’s plan to limit the size of banks (the announcement of which has already cost the UK taxpayer billions) and ridiculous suggestion of imposing unworkable price controls on an international energy market (good luck with that one). Scorn poured on Balls’ announcement from everywhere, though you wouldn’t know that by watching the BBC.

      Labour are so left-wing they’re unelectable.

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      • 208
        Bilda Berger says:

        Alas, if you get out and about and mix with the smelly plebs, you will find that the overwhelming majority of voters in this land are cretins; not a few of whom relish the idea of making “the rich” pay their “fair share”.

        This “fairness” schtick is something I don’t understand. If everyone paid tax at the same rate (say 25%), then the capitalist running-dog on £1m a year would pay £250K and the heroic, but spotty, flipper of burgers on £15K a year would only pay £3,750. Surely that’s “fair” enough for anybody. Except Ed Balls, of course, but then he’s a loathsome opportunist who is creaming his Y-fronts at the prospect of getting back into office.

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        • 328
          White rabbit says:

          Similarly puzzled by lefty tax arguments. I’ve tried to understand and concluded it can be summarised as follows. Labour supporters pay nothing and get generous ‘support’. Everyone else gives all their money to demented Labour politicians.

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          Taxpayer says:

          Odd that lefties spout equality, but when i point out that that should mean everyone pays the same for the state (i.e. no tax on incomes) they suddenly decide they’re not for equality.

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          Your comment is awaiting moderation. says:

          Rich people, by and large, are less of a burden on the state and should actually pay less tax if we are being fair.

          But this is not about fairness but parasitism.

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      • 355
        Anonymous says:

        The Conservatives are effectively social democrats now, they are left wing and unelectable.

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    • 286
      A RightFucking Bastard says:

      Doesn’t Brigstocke look like a total fucking cvnt in that sparkly sweater?

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    • 310
      Anonymous says:

      And the nasty little SH1TS like you should be shot in the head.

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    • 318
      david says:

      the incredible uth is that you are what you drink.r

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      Django says:

      As an example of The average UKIP member/supporter YOU are the reason why the party will never amount to a serious threat to the system, You are an extremist bigot!

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  2. 2
    RomaBob.... Buy Beeg Issue! says:

    Very talented, wish him well for the EU elections.

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  3. 3
    Ah! Believe says:

    UKIP Weather forecast
    United
    Kingdom
    It’s
    Pissing down

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  4. 5
    Gordon Brown in charity provided padded cell says:

    It’s a gale bloowin’ roond the hoos!
    A tsunami!

    Of debt!!

    Ahahaha ahh ahhhh ahhh ahh

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    • 61
      McMental says:

      …or so I heard as I am presently making speeches for hundreds of thousands of pounds the other side of the world on sunny balmy beaches, staying in top hotels and flying 1st class All for the office of Sarah and me of course.

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      Sam the Skull says:

      There, there, Cyclops. Have a bottle of Buckie and compose yourself.

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  5. 6
    Village Idiot says:

    ….A breath of fresh air,sweeping away stale ,toxic air; well played……..

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  6. 7
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Tomorrow Belongs,
    Tomorrow Belongs,
    Tomorrow Belongs, to me!

    – you still think you can control them, Dave?

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      Sad but true says:

      I think Tories are in for a nasty surprise.
      But labour will win the Euros and that will cement PM Miliband into place so ending ANY referendum on Europe for another decade.

      And in 10 years the crisis will be over and the EU will be flourishing again so there won’t be any point in a vote.

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      • 21
        Jack Ketch says:

        Do you know of ANYONE, apart from the usual suspects–teachers, social workers, g@y pride activists, journalists, Lib/Lab/Con/SNP party workers and the criminally insane who DOESN’T intend to vote UKIP in the Euros? GE different matter–but one has to be a complete robot or total thicko not to rattle all of the existing parties

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        • 46
          White rabbit says:

          I’ve just gently (no intimidation-shouting/bellowing) asked that very question and 7 UKIPPERS was the answer. Family and friends, no bankrupts, lunatics or deviants. Cold and blustery outside, some alcohol.

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        • 62
          Where's my UKIP candidate? says:

          Sadly yes I do . They have the fear that by doing so Milliband will get in.

          By the way we have never had a UKIp standing round here anywhere not even for council. I can speak of at least half a dozen parliamentary seats in this area and god knows how many councils.

          That’s the problem no total coverage so all they are going to do is fuck themselves, fuck the right and let Milliband sneak in. You won’t be quite as popular if that happens in fact I suggest you hide all your rosettes and banners in the attic under local and key just in case

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          • Bemused says:

            My grandfather didn’t fight in WWI just for me to decide I’m too scared of the consequences of putting an “X” in the right box.

            Fucking grow a pair you faggot.

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          • Anonymous says:

            Cameron and the Tories are pro EU.

            Voting for them condemns us to more of the sale left wing Tory flavoured crap.

            The EU issue and all of the LibLabCon focused on ensuring the UK loses the last small vestiges of sovereignty we have left, is the biggest issue facing the country.

            As much as I despise Labour, I despise the EU more.

            Voting for the pro EU Tory party is the biggest mistake you will ever make and your children, and their children’s children will regret it.

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          Anonymous says:

          UKIP: fooling most of the people – most of the time?

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        Good and true says:

        “And in 10 years the crisis will be over and the EU will be flourishing again so there won’t be any point in a vote.”

        If the EU still exists in 10 years’ time (which is far from likely), it’ll be insisting on setting the budgets for all EU ‘states’. By which point, even Labour will be clamouring to get out of it.

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          Bemused says:

          It defnitely won’t be over in ten years time. By then a whole generation of young people will have been out of work for 15 years. Many will have turned to the black economy and then onto crime, others will have joined extremist political organisations.

          Nationalist socialist parties will be on the rise and will happily resort to violence to achieve their ends given that thois can readily be justified on the grounds they have been disenfranchised by the EU.

          The Eurozone has only been in existence for ten years and it has led to this. This is only the beginning of the damage that an empowered EU has been able to inflict on us.

          The EU is a triumph of “end justifies the means” Fabian socialist idealism that will inevitably lead to disaster and mayhem just as all previous socialist idealism has led to disaster and mayhem. It’s beginning to look like the 2030’s will be a replay of the 1930’s.

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      • 196
        Gooey Blob says:

        Ed’s lead is nowhere near where it should be at this stage in the electoral cycle. He’s heading for a thumping defeat.

        Doesn’t mean we shouldn’t be taking steps to stop Labour in 2015, they’ve lurched to the left and need to be taught a lesson. We should all vote tactically to reduce Labour’s seats in the next parliament.

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  7. 8
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    Crime figures in the UK are falling, but the statistics show a steep rise in ‘austerity crimes’ such as shoplifting, pickpocketing and fraud.

    Rejoice ! Rejoice !

    Vote Tory !

    Hear ! Hear !

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      Dr Nookie says:

      Except..they don’t.
      Take your meds. That’s why they were prescribed.
      You can’t cure yourself if you leave them in the packet.

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      Psyche the Dog says:

      Dave old chap, you mean recorded crime is down, a bit different from unrecorded crime, fraud is not just caused by austerity, it is caused by greed of wanting something that belongs to someone else with out paying for it. Don’t demean yourself by cheerng yourself, it is becoming of the leader of the Conservative and Unionist Party

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    • 74
      Bemused says:

      “shoplifting, pickpocketing and fraud.”

      Already attributed to immigrants. Thanks socialists, just what we wanted.

      Why don’t you all fuck off.

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      Jacobite half-seas over the water says:

      Less affluence, therefore less to steal. In generally bad circumstances, crime makes no sense: you don’t get that much from it. That’s why there’s far less crime inside prisons than outside them. It’s only logical

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  8. 9
    BBC red bottom says:

    We really do hope that nice Mr Miliband Harry’s up and becomes PM.
    He understands raising money from general taxation and spending it on big salaries, grand offices and pensions and ‘working’ holidays in South Africa or Glastonbury.

    It will be so much .. Better.. When the licence fee is £175 and £900 for anyone earning over the 50% tax threshold.
    That’s anyone not in television or politics, obviously.

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  9. 12
    Nigel Farage doppelganger says:

    I really hate it when he outflanks me- But bloody well done
    i am off to have a beer and a smoke and if any lefties get’s in my way i will shoot them with my soon to be legal handgun :-)

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  10. 14
    Well I say says:

    Can’t quite seem Cameron or Milliband pulling this off as well as Farage does.
    Cleggy? Well, he’d just say sorry but I’m putting the forecast off until it becomes public, and then I’ll deal with it.

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      Jack Ketch says:

      That is why people like Nigel. He has a sense of humour that is not forced–ever seen Miliband crack a joke? Ever seen Cameron tell one publically that wasn’t artifical and badly timed? Nick Clegg? No contest?
      Farage is a jolly good sport. The three stooges mentioned above are too damned pompous. Wouldn’t it be great in ten year’s time to see Prime Minister Boris Johnson taking questions from Leader of the Opposition Nigel Farage?

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  11. 16
    Geoffrey Brooking says:

    Excellent stuff.

    Just a pitty he couldn’t give Hancock and The Boys in Portsmouth a mention.

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  12. 17
    Ed Davey: planet saver says:

    Burn baby burn,
    It’s global wArming!!

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      Mike Handoncock says:

      Satisfaction came in a chain reaction (burnin’)
      I couldn’t get enough, so I had to self-destruct
      The heat was on, rising to the top
      Everybody is going strong, and that is when my spark got hot
      I heard somebody say

      (Burn baby burn) Disco Inferno
      (Burn baby burn) Burn that mother down
      (Burn baby burn) Disco Inferno
      (Burn baby burn) Burn that mother down

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  13. 18
    Graham says:

    Liebour is the party for mental defectives and limited intelligence retards, together with benefits scroungers and unemployable shits, not forgetting the postal voting frauds of Birmingham, Leicester, Bradford, Derby, Stoke, Dewsbury and similar areas.
    .

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  14. 20
    Oh bloody hell says:

    Which of the millions of scripts on this page do I have to enable to watch the film?

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    Anonymous says:

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      Airey Belvoir says:

      Don’t be so sure, Louise, it’s the Libdems we are talking about here, people who make the wrong moral choice every time they are faced with one.

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      Anonymous says:

      Don’t you live in America now, Ms Mensch? Which country do you mean by “this”?

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    Mon T Pie-Thon, UKIP candidate for Never-On -Mywatch says:

    And here is the UKIP weather – a promising start, with suggestions of much better future weather in the UK, but becoming just another wet, over promised and under delivered end to the day.

    And finally……. an ex banker with a dodgy Educational trust he tried to keep secret, actually fooled quite a lot of gullible people into believing he was the new political messiah. But he was just a very naughty boy.

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    • 30
      John Bellingham says:

      You are from the Extremely Silly Party (Provisionals) and I claim my Robertson’s Gold Golly badge.

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    • 31
      One-term Dave (dragging the Tories to their grave) says:

      That’s nothing – I convinced some gullible people that I was a Tory and would make a good PM.

      Toodle pip.

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      • 35
        Tony Blair says:

        That’s nothing. I convinced almost everyone that I was a socialist and I was in power for 10 years before anyone found out I was just a lawyer and didn’t give a stuff about politics at all.

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        • 42
          geordieboy says:

          Lawyer = Liar and you were very good at it.

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        • 67
          Gordon McFuckwit Bust says:

          I saved the world you know. I did I saved the world and everyone knows I did. I convinced the whole world that I was the best chancellor ever ever ever. Well except for the veterans that booed me at Obama Beach commemorations and that bigoted old woman.

          Did I tell you I saved the world?

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          • The late Ernie Wise says:

            They always said the same about my scripts being the best they had ever read, or was that me.

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          The Fabians, subverting democracy for a socialist future says:

          Nice try Tony but you were at the Fabian Society every other day.

          That “I’m a pretty straight kinda guy and I’m not one for political idealism” might have fooled Joe Public but we know better.

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  17. 32
    Persona non grata says:

    Can’t believe Aljabeeba allowed that. Is this the start of capital controls in UK.

    http://tinyurl.com/mgx7xwv

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  18. 36
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:

    I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF JOHN LARSEN.

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    • 38
      I took £40,000 cos I was coy about being a homosexualist, but got away with it says:

      The LibDem Cllr bomber sorted.
      Now for the LibDem bummers.

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  19. 45
    tigerowl says:

    At least he has a job prospect once the British people see through his barmy pressure group.

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  20. 47
    Salmons asking the question the wrong side of the border says:

    An exclusive poll for Sky News suggests almost half of people living outside Scotland “wouldn’t mind” waking up to discover the country was independent from the rest of the UK.

    You don’t say!

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    • 103
      I went into a chip shop in Scotland and there was fried mars bar with extra chips on the menu says:

      The ONLY people who mind are the Westminster politicians particularly LibDems and Labour. the latter will loose around 40 – 50 Westminster MPs in March 2016 IF Scotland votes to leave. Don’t hold your breath though as it’s slowly dawning on the Scots that they will lose all the English subsidies, civil service and defence jobs if they vote for independence and sometimes “Bennies” are more important than freedom

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      • 229
        Sam the Skull dodging the Strathclyde constabulary says:

        Fried Mars Bars go better with Buckie.

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        • 402
          Jim says:

          Ah, that’s right, fried Mars Bars, wondered how long it would be before some ignoramus quoted that one….
          Are you off to Morris Dancing practice tonight then, like every other Englishman?
          No? Then it must be back to scrounging off Scotland to pay for your overpopulated cesspit down there.
          I guess you’re just bitter that we have greater natural resources; more beautiful landscapes; better education; FAR less population; a REAL nationality; more genius per head of population; Oh, and the inconvenient matter that we pay more in tax than we receive to subsidise those lazy English scroungers…..
          And another bugbear, would all those English ‘climbers’ who keep heading up the Ken Ghoms (Cairngorms) please stop falling off them and costing our rescue teams millions to treat them and send them back home. Either learn to climb, or stay off our big boys’ mountains, they ain’t like the Dales y’know.
          And no, I’m not voting for independence.

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        I went into a chip shop in England and got mugged, by an immigrant says:

        “The ONLY people who mind are the Westminster politicians particularly LibDems and Labour. ”

        And more than half the population of the UK

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    • 126

      …but the other half did not wake up early enough to answer the question.

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    • 403
      Jim says:

      Or in other words;
      ‘More than HALF the population, would mind’

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  21. 49
    Ukip Weather forecast says:

    Floods of Romanians.

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  22. 51
    Anon. says:

    #hollandedegage #Miliholla

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  23. 59
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    ED BALLS

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    • 64
      Blue Peter Goldfish says:

      40% tax rate would equal £55 billion?, but let’s not confuse revenue to the exchequer with populist Ed/Balls sound bites.

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      • 75
        Anonymous says:

        So Osborne is correct. Again!

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        • 81
          Anonymous says:

          Part of Labours cunning plan. They damn well know this is the case but they get a triple benefit by saying what they do. They make it difficult for the Tories, they can hopefully reduce the tax income and they can also force industry out of the UK due to uncompetitive markets and wages which also reduces tax also tax income.

          Labour just cannot allow this rebounding economy. It undermines absolutely everything they have said since 2010 and shows competence that was lacking in their government. Its all politics and its get power whatever it takes, however much it hurts the country just get power.

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          • i don't n eed no doctor says:

            In other words labour are lying scum.

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          • Bemused says:

            Well even the Daily Mail readers were all for the 50% tax hike.

            It’s like this – the rich that pay their tax are already paying 40% on most of it. Those that don’t pay their tax won’t pay the 50% either. So basically they are putting up the tax on those all-round good eggs that are already paying a hell of a lot of tax, whilst refusing to tax those that avoid paying it completely.

            What a load of wank.

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          • John Bellingham says:

            100% increase in Jobseeker Allowance! Free Sky TV and Cellphones for benefit claimants! 75% discount vouchers for tattoos! £50 Tesco voucher for the overweight to buy vegetables (or whatever)!
            Now we if only teach the bastards to spell “X”.

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          • Lord Cashpoint says:

            You’ll be hearing from my solicitors.

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          • Anonymous says:

            Yeah saw that. They may be for it but the tax take has gone up 10 billion , yes Ten billion a year since dropping to 45%

            But yeah sure why not move it to 50% out of pure spite and lose a minimum of 10 billion.

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      RomaBob.... Buy Beeg Issue! says:

      Looks like todays verbal diarrhoea and announcement will cost about £8billions, how much did his announcement re price freeze for energy suppliers cost the pension funds?

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      Casual Observer 5 says:

      A very good demonstration of the Laffer Curve in action.

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      • 153
        Casual Observer 5 says:

        Another way of looking at this:

        50% tax rate netted: £ 0.83 bn per percent.

        45% tax rate netted: £ 1.10 bn per percent.

        A problem may be

        Each % cut made the exchequer on average an additional £ 0.05 bn per % of tax.

        A further 5% cut to 40% would probably yield roughly the same increase, leading to 40% tax rate netting about £ 1.30 bn per percent.

        At 40% raising £ 1.30 bn per percent, the total revenue expected would be of order £ 52 bn / year.

        The peak on this curve, or where you would start to see a fall in revenue as the tax rate is decreased would occur somewhere between 33 and 38% tax rate.

        A guess is that by cutting to about 38% rate the real maximum would be found, at that maximum would be ~ £ 54 bn / year, unless the cut really does stimulate a lot of currently avoided / evaded tax revenue to be forthcoming, in which case the total income could be significantly higher.

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        • 154
          Casual Observer 5 says:

          Ignore ‘a problem may be…’ – oops.

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          • Anonymous says:

            A big problem regarding tax is the “Charity” aspect. Government should look long and hard at the sculduggery surrounding charities and the so called donations to charity. The rot starts at the ground level- take a few old bits to the shop and get asked”do you want this gift aided” “No”,I say-” I do not want that bit of tax which is supposed to go to the government for the NHS,pensions,schools etc.,to go to your chief executives riding around in their fancy cars and boosting their already bloated salaries”.
            Rich persons who give to charity should donate after they have paid correct tax and not before. This lowers their income and they end up paying less tax to government where the money is really needed.

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          • A Rich Person says:

            Yeah, I love the idea of paying lots of lovely tax to a government that starts wars in foreign countries when instead I can gift-aid a hefty donation to my local cancer hospice.

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  24. 65
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP

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  25. 69
    Lard Everard says:

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      I remember my first Worthers Original says:

      After getting off Lord Rennards knee he said “Keep your mouth shut and I’ll give you a toffee”

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      ████ 'changed my tune ' Hoon says:

      If at first you don’t deceive, lie lie gain.

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  26. 72
    Ms Beckett aged 17 3/4 says:

    I watched this Farage and I almost cried because I though it was the end of the world. I want all weather forecasts dead.

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  27. 73
    John Prescott says:

    Macho macho man
    I’ve got to be a macho man

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    Bono Class says:

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      The rich immersive education learning experience says:

      They can’t say “Promoting education” can they? Oh, no. It’s got to be “promoting the education agenda”.

      Cocks.

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    • 114
      @sarahbrownuk says:

      In Davos promoting the re-education agenda.@killingfields #ak47

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        broderick crawford says:

        promoting the education agenda @killinhfields @ak47 ??

        y e e e s s … that neatly says it all sarah

        it s the mid seventies Pol Pot policy resurrected isn t it you capricious girl .

        so why not just add @yearzero @Abolishcivilisation @ruralreeducation.

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      REALITY CHECK says:

      ‘Promoting the school agenda’ is politicospeak for swanning around the World at someone else’s expense.

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      • 124
        Expat in exile says:

        No, promoting the education agenda is making sure every 5 year old starts his indoctrination in the ways of Common Purpose early. Can’t have stray thoughts about independent thinking floating around…

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    • 121
      Expat in exile says:

      Is the other one the ‘friend’ from Canterbury?

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    • 135
      Is it Alison Moyet? says:

      Who’s that with the Krankie woman?

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      Howzat1932 says:

      Howzat1932.Davos? It looks like downtown Beirut.

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    White Dee says:

    Meet my daughter Sunny Dee,When she grows up she want’s to be a Turkey Twizzler…Bless :-) LMAO

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      We pay these creatures to breed. Why?? says:

      If you are what you eat, she’s probably already a turkey twizzler.

      And a six pack of White Lightning.

      (I’ve deliberately not mentioned spunk. But yes, that too).

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      • 230
        Sam the Skull dodging the Strathclyde constabulary says:

        Add a bottle of Buckie and you’ve got one dynamite mixture.

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    Ah! FFS says:

    BBC News has had the Ball’s business denial as TOP story all day.

    Sky changes regularly.

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      A message to the BBC says:

      Reporting the news is one thing interpreting the news like the BBC does is something else altogether.
      The interpretation you are going to get is bound to be influenced by the opinions of the person giving the interpretation.
      Just report the news and keep your opinions and theories based upon them to yourselves please.

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      Taxpayer says:

      I don’t call it BBC Narrative 24 for nothing.

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  31. 111
    Rich'n'Mark says:

    That’s the funniest video ever.

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  32. 116
    Ric Holden CCHQ says:

    David Cameron ordered to stop saying NHS spending is up | via @Telegraph http://fw.to/KDNNyPm [from December 2012]

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  33. 118
    cep says:

    I hate David Cameron, but I really like George Osborne.

    I’m not sure I understand why.

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  34. 127
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    Engineers ‘diverted’ from flood victims to fix PM’s TV

    http://metro.co.uk/2014/01/26/engineers-diverted-to-david-camerons-house-to-fix-his-tv-while-flood-victims-were-without-power-4277588/

    Because it was the right thing to do !

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    • 131
      Dweeb says:

      Ignore. Another stupid Daily Wail story flammed up to generate anger and mouse clicks.

      Like

    • 143
      RomaBob.... Buy Beeg Issue! says:

      To suggest ‘diverted’ is probably wrong, but does not look good. No doubt a PMQ gag coming up on Wednesday.

      Like

      • 166
        Tickets please says:

        Most companies these days don’t have engineers, they rely on engineering contractors and there’s less of these people and with it being a christmas time these people can afford to take time off, the ones they actually got to come out must have been paid a fortune, good old Maggie selling everything off and the companies not wanting to hang onto staff and sacking them right left and centre and not wanting to give them pensions and all the other good bits, all due to global warming don’t you know, :-) all the way to the bank.

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        • 228
          Can I wake up now? says:

          Can’t be. We were specifically told that all these Poles were coming to the UK because they were good plumbers and electricians.

          Are you now telling me that wasn’t true?

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    • 214
      Dessert Rat says:

      What soft twat wants to restore electricity to a flooded property!

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  35. 130
    Dweeb says:

    Brilliant, Nige. You may even have Boris rattled one day.

    Like

    • 142
      Bojo Weather Forecast says:

      Whacka whacka whacka ! It’s going to be raining cocks all over !slington this week. ** Squeeze Horn **

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  36. 133
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    LOL
    Engineers sent to David Cameron’s house after he suffered blackout while watching The Sound of Music, (Daily Mail)… no sense of irony?.

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  37. 144
    nell says:

    That’s what I like about him , his sense of humour and the way he can make fun of himself. Boris has that too.

    But Nigel needs to win a seat in Parliament for 2015 they need his refreshing take on life.

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  38. 145
    12 years a slave 200 years still not got over it says:

    As if the B*ck community wasn’t arseholy enough let’s make a film to get them really angry.
    That will do wonders for social cohesion.

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    • 159
      Bemused says:

      Let them bring it on. Lets see how long they last in a civil war. Let the blood-letting begin.

      12 years a slave, 200 years milking it for all it’s worth.

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      • 258
        old colonialist says:

        Lets finally make amends for slavery by giving them all a new passport and a plane ticket to whatever patch of trees their grandparents fell out of. Some of them may be reluctant to return to the wild but a good tranquiliser and a crate will sort that out.

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        • 343
          Eh? says:

          The yanks have already tried that in a place called Liberia. It’s a lovely place. The jungle bunnies would like it there I’m sure.

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    • 370
      Taxpayer says:

      Next a film about the Barberry pirates?

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  39. 149
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

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  40. 152
    History Man says:

    In the news: ‘Roman Catholics are more likely to vote Labour’
    Not surprising seeing as they and their church have got plenty of previous for supporting fascist regimes.

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  41. 156
    Arthur Scargill says:

    Crispin Oday has donated over £222,000 to the Tory party – He is the boss of Oday Asset Management which holds a 21% stake in Circle Health.

    Vote Tory !

    Rather !

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  42. 157
    Border Terrier says:

    Nigel left his brown shirt at home – for another day I guess.

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  43. 158
    Dick the Butcher says:

    Wtf is that fucking twat Bonio doing in Davos? Look at me in my stupid fucking sunglasses I’m so cool. Fuck off Bonio.

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  44. 164
    pinka says:

    I am struggling to distinguish the economic policies of Gordon Brown and White Dee

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  45. 165
    Anthony Aloysisus St John Hancock 23 Railway Cuttings Eat Cheam says:

    Ukip a one man party which will allow the Hunts in Labour to rule us for 5 years from 2015 another reign of terror.

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    • 168
      Size 12 booties please says:

      LibLabCon the the corners of the eternal triangle, all the same crowd all from the same universities, all believe they were born to rule and us slobs are not bright enough and need to be led by our noses, the new boy on the block is UKIP, unknown unhurried no baggage no doubt some will be found to be rancid, so you can take the same same, you know what will happen or you can bet on your booties for change, I’m voting for change, it may be 2020 before it happens but it will.

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    • 174
      Bemused says:

      “OOOhhh I’m so scared. I daren’t put my litte “X” in the wrong box or the nasty socialist might get me!”

      For fuck’s sake what is wrong with people like you? Brits fought in two world wars so you could put your “X” where you want to put your “X”, but you’ve decided it might be a bit scary because you might end up having slightly less money in your pocket to spend on Chinos in “Next”, because the nasty socialist might get in.

      Man up, grow a pair, put your “X” next top the party you believe in and leave everybody else to do the same. Whatever you do, don’t get on the internet without a backbone first.

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      • 180
        • 185

          Fuck off fake, and get a life

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          • Anonymous says:

            Bemused you really area muppet. Yeah the Nasty socialist always gets us be it bodies unburied in the street, drinking from vases and huge unemployment as they once again destroy the economy, propels lives and aspirations.
            That guy will get a back bone only when you get a brain.

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          • Michael Bentine says:

            Stirling Albion 3 – Falkirk 0

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          • Bemused says:

            At least you understood what I wrote, anonymouse. I can’t make out a thing you were trying to say. Try it again when you’re sober, and put it through an English spell-checker first.

            One other word of advice, never claim someone else lacks a brain when you can’t even string a coherent sentence together. Makes you look very foolish.

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          • Doc Do little says:

            I don’t think anyone can really understand what you mean to be honest. We just pat you on the head as you burble away to yourself in the corner and try to ignore you.

            Is there a cure for you?

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          • Eh? says:

            You’re not doing a very good job of ignoring anybody are you?

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      • 374
        Anonymous says:

        As much as I despise Labour, I despise the EU more.

        A Tory vote is a wasted vote, and will simply result in more of the same traitorous pro EU Conservative flavoured socialism.

        With the entire liblabcon all pro EU and intent on destroying the UKs sovereignty, they are to all purposes one big political pile of pro EU steaming poo.

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    • 269
      Blowing Whistles says:

      The cross party scaremongering to control their three party status quo goes on – how droll, boring and pathetic – but hey keep it up. As for the DTP and its craven mongrels – do any of their political nutjobs read or even sense a seachange in public opinion?

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      • 325
        Not Blowing Whistles says:

        They would not be foolish enough to admit it directly as it is not in their interests.

        They see it and are confounded by it.

        The scare tactics are failing because UKIP has captured the imagination now of middle England and is no longer on the fringe.

        What they don’t seem to get is that by trying the scare tactics among themselves they are only driving people away to UKIP, people who are fundamentally fed up with the current lot of bullshit artists who call themselves career politicians.

        The next lamp to illuminate is: The current status quo isn’t.

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  46. 167
    Anthony Aloysisus St John Hancock 23 rRailway Cuttings East Cheam says:

    Just watched a rerun of Rachel Reeves speech to IPPR everyone contemplating voting UKIP should listen this is what you will get by voting UKIP in the GE.

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    • 169
      Ex Long Term Tory Supporter --now UKIP whatever the consequences says:

      It could well be that Liebour get in. However, that’s the price worth paying to get rid of Pink Dave and his fellow faux Conservatives.

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      • 189
        Anonymous says:

        Let you rep what you sow. And you will, you will.

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        • 359
          Only chavs shop at Tesco says:

          It really is time to take 60 seconds off from posting your day-long, endless drivel, Anonymous. You need a break from your relentless posts, and so do we. PLEASE!

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      • 190
        John Bellingham says:

        Also, possibly the price of killing off Labour for half a generation as happened in 1951 and 1979. A parliamentary term with those absolute prats in charge would convince even a mentally deficient badger that they don’t have the ability to run a massage parlour. Of course, we will be eating grass and flogging our kids to the vivisectionists at the end of it, but it will be worth the pain.

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        • 220
          FFS says:

          At the end of the day you are right. It isn’t about whether we vote Tory or UKIP. The problem is there are far too many people willing to vote Labour. They just don’t get it. They didn’t get it last time, until Healey truly screwed over the economy and we had the Winter of Discontent. Then we got Thatcher, with a big majority, and things started to genuinely improve.

          Sadly, the only way we are going to get a right-wing government that will start to sort out the problems, whether it is a Tory right-wing government or a UKIP right-wing government, is to let Labour get back in again. They just didn’t quite manage to inflict enough direct pain last time. The Tories limped into power with the wrong man.

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          • Jack Sparrow says:

            The problem is the economy and hopefully the country would be soaring by the election with deficit and debt hopfully being resolved. Again Labour will take full political advantage. It could be only shortly before the 2020 election that it starts to go wrong but too late for the vote and they get another term as we tip back into the abyss. after blaming the Tories for what Labour id over the last two parliaments we again end up in 2025 back to where we were in 2010 . the tories are elected back in to clean up again.

            It seems to be a consistent cycle. How many times it can be done before it can’t be undone is not clear. we must have got really close in 2010 though.
            I just wish it could be brown and to o so UKIP needs candidates in every single election across the board.

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          • Jack Sparrow says:

            Feckin auto correct is a nightmare

            I just wish it could be done and if it is to be so then UKIP needs candidates in every single election across the board.

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      • 377
        Anonymous says:

        The Tories are pro EU and anti UK sovereignty to their core.

        As such a Tory vote is a wasted vote and will merely encourage them.

        You don’t praise a dog who shits on your sofa, why would you treat the Conservatives any differently.

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  47. 171
    Casual Observer 8 says:

    Quite agree — have a visceral hatred of Dave

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  48. 173
    Ed Balls says:

    “It’s absolutely not back to the 1980s or the 1990s. I was part of a government which did very many things to open up markets, make the Bank of England independent, to work closely with business but the reality is we are in very difficult circumstances and because, if I’m honest with you, George Osborne’s failure in the last few years, those difficult circumstances will now last well in to the next parliament.”
    Sky News

    If i am honest with you WTF? He knows these are lies in particular the odious attempt to blame this government for his own governments abject failures and distance himself from them is completely breathtaking.

    Balls is a very very dangerous individual. Put him back in government at your own peril

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    • 182
      Gooey Blob says:

      Quite so. With price controls and tax hikes Labour have lurched to the hard left and now represent a serious danger to this country. We need to do everything possible to stop them taking this country back to the bad old days of the 1970s.

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      • 192
        Bemused says:

        Bring it on. With any luck the whole thing will end in civil war and before you know it all the blacks, browns and people with funny accents will have fucked off to safer havens. The reds will still be under the beds but with bullets in their otherwise empty heads and the gays will be back in their closets.

        It has GOT to be worth it. Bring it on, I say. Bring it on!

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        • 202
          Anonymous says:

          I will make a point of mentioning this option to my two young daughters. Not sure they will see this as a solution they would accept.

          I presume you will be up front and centre when the shooting starts.

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          • Bemused says:

            Believe me, as it stands today the chances of your daughters being r@ped or murdered by an immigrant are far higher than them getting caught in the cross-fire of a civil war.

            And yes, if it were to come to a civil war I’d be up front and centre. If it was good enough for the rest of my family to fight in wars to protect our homeland from invasion, it is surely good enough for me. What we have seen is an invasion orchestrated by foreigners that have worked their way into power and give not a shit about Britain, and then have used the EU to disenfranchise all of us. Whatever “opinions” your daughters might have counts for less and less – they will never have the opportunity to express them.

            “They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” Benjamin Franklin

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          • Anonymous says:

            You have never been caught up in a civil war have you.

            I have.

            Its not like you describe. Getting caught in the cross fire is a common hazard as is rape for the women.

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          • Anonymous says:

            You have never been in war either have you? I can tell.

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      • 373
        Taxpayer says:

        price controls are always a synonym for shortages.

        Another winter of discontent if people vote for labours Free-Lunch party
        TANSTAAFL

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    • 187
      Bemused says:

      “make the Bank of England independent”

      The BofE is not independent. It sets interest rates to meet an inflation target. Both the inflation target and the measure of inflation is set by government. It has no control over the levels of government debt, even though it is the government’s banker.

      The BofE is controlled by the treasury, just as it was when Labour took control of it in 1946, they just made the levers longer.

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          Blowing Whistles says:

          Some people out there need to be forced to read the link, drink some coffee and then take a deep breadth – but many of them are gutless sheep – who are so easily ‘fleeced’ day in day out.

          It’s what was going on in the background in Russia from 1910 to 1917 that was key. With respect to all those who died during WW1 – little did they know; but they weren’t informed of the darker games.

          “You can fool some of the people for some of the time; but you cannot fool all of the people for all of the time” Lincoln.

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          • Casual Observer 5 says:

            The central banks fund wars, and fiat money enables that funding to go on indefinitely.

            This is a very strong argument in favor of returning to the gold standard, after stringing the central banking cartel and consigning their ilk to history.

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          • Eh? says:

            The gold standard was a fucking disaster.

            1] When an economy is growing at an average of 2.5% in real wealth due to improved production techniques, being fixed to a gold standard actually leads to deflation. Securing more gold becomes an end goal and farmers give up farming to hunt gold.

            2] There is really nothing to stop anybody simply printing more IOUs in the form of bank notes regardless of how much they have in reserve – when people find this out the shit hits the fan

            3] When people really need more currency (such as during a war) they find they can’t have it, unless they come off the gold standard. Coming off the gold standard suddenly just as you enter a war is not a great idea.

            Limits on the amount of debt that can be created are much more reasonable. The actual amount of debt that is required at any given time is actually pretty small compared to the real economic activity in the economy. But the banks don’t want that because they would become a small part of the economy instead of a huge part of the economy. Governments don’t want that because they just lov having access to the next generations wealth. The people don’t know what they want because most of them are stupid, and the stupid ones easily outvote those with IQ >120 which is what you need to understand economics. So much for democracy.

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          • Casual Observer 5 says:

            No system is perfect – but some are more preferable.

            The Gold Standard puts a strict limit on what governments can raise, which limits their ability to wage unnecessary wars or perpetuate wars indefinitely.

            A good question:

            Could !raq or Afghan!stan have happened in a non-Fiat environment ?

            Answer:

            i) !raq : No – The funding would not have been forthcoming.

            ii) Afghan!stan : Yes – but not for 10 years, allowing a NATO Article 5 response to transform itself into some screwed up attempt to rebuild the country that was always doomed to failure.

            The other thing which is important to note is that whilst governments can build up large debts in the Fiat system, the liabilities for paying those debts off is transferred to the people, and there is nothing hard to stop governments building up the debt in the first place.

            Your point about farmers is not quite right, as every farmer and person knows that you cannot eat gold.

            In a free economy on the gold standard, if farmers did go off to look for gold, others would fill that void and produce food.

            Pure gold standard is not quite workable, but adding silver and something like Bitcoin would be. It’s effect on government funding and constraining government largess is what is important.

            Fiat money, except for the US $ which has a very powerful military to back it up is broadly worthless these days.

            The Euro is a good case in point: There are not even any real landmarks printed on their notes, and that currency has zero sovereign backing.

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          • Taxpayer says:

            @Eh!

            +1

            Just need higher reserve requirements and lower taxes on incomes (VAT, Income taxes), to sort out problems of too much debt.

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    • 194
      John Bellingham says:

      I saw the Sky interview and when Balls got to “I will be honest…..” I had a cardiac moment with the laughter, so I missed the rest of what he said.

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  49. 175
    Guy News Room says:

    Education Secretary Michael Gove has said Guido Fawkes has not briefed against England’s chief inspector of schools and anyone who did would be “instantly executed”.

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  50. 176
    Liberal Dumbocraps says:

    We’re justified and we’re ancient
    And we drive an ice cream van
    We’re justified and we’re ancient
    With still no master plan

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  51. 183
    Tory Taxers says:

    When are they going to reduce VAT? That’s what’s killing off spending by the masses.

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  52. 186
    Ric Holden CCHQ says:

    “We’re having issues with Guido Fawkes & his co-conspiritors at present.” David Cameron.

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  53. 195
    The Libor party says:

    THE MADMAN’S FAMILY

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    • 275
      UKIP or we will be bust says:

      Chuck off will like that.

      To that narcissistic cnvt all images or mentions of his name stroke his bloated ego.

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  54. 199
    Joss Ayinglike says:

    Ed Balls rises up with all the moral authority of the Reverend Flowers.

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    • 242
      Anthony Aloysius St John Hancock 23 Railway Cuttings East Cheam says:

      Given the number of UKIP nutters on this site who have no concept of how electoral politics works Balls will be the next CoftE.

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      • 254
        One-term Dave (dragging the the Tories to their grave) says:

        UKIP’s supporters ARE nutters, aren’t they!

        They think my promises are cast-iron crap! Silly them, that’s what I say, what what what what what!

        Let’s give the EU twenty two billion pounds every year and pretend it’s all for the best, eh, what what what!

        Having a president we didn’t vote for and can’t get rid of is all for the best, eh? What what what what what what!

        And that unlimited immigration is all jolly super, eh? What what what what what what?

        Tally ho!

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      • 259
        Bemused says:

        Who cares! Between Herman van Rompuy and Wavy Davy Cameron do you think it really matters?

        Immigration 176,000 – same as under Labour

        Public Debt – much bigger than under Labour

        Deficit – same as under Labour

        Vote UKIP, because you’ve got no fucking choice!

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        • 268
          Anonymous says:

          How ? They are not fielding candidates anywhere round here. Never have

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          • Ukipper says:

            They are fielding more and more candidates after each election. You could always stand yourself…

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          • Casual Observer 5 says:

            Become a UKIP member, and then contact the party with your concerns, and if you are up for it, maybe offer to stand if you have the time and inclination to run a campaign.

            It isn’t really that difficult, and that is what open democracy is all about.

            If you are interested in getting politically active – well anyone really – now is a very good time, especially with a young and growing party like UKIP picking up speed.

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  55. 205
    Anonymous says:

    ITV news

    Ed balls says he’s proud of Public spending undertaken by Labour. So in effect if he should return to office if he’s proud of what they did before they will do it all again

    OMFG

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    • 207
      RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

      Takth and thpend !!!!

      I can’t wait !! :)

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      • 240
        Joe Public II says:

        Go on Eds — see if you can double the National Debt yet again — following Pink Dave’s example and achievement.

        What does it matter if it’s £1.5 TRILLION, £3 TRILLION, or £300 TRILLION? Print money — euphemistically called “Quantitative Easing” of course

        Weimar Republic No.2 will result, followed by another “final solution” — All due to the LibLabConners.

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        • 277
          The weirdo republic of Ed and Ed says:

          Which reminds me I must get the wheelbarrow out of the shed if Labour return.

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  56. 210
    • 250
      Blowing Whistles says:

      Socialism like kabb.alism etc is a jmarxist communist construct. It was constructed to shepherd you, you and you [That's ewe, ewe and ewe out there - the meek sheep] into a corral / pen where said ‘herd’ will be led and misled for their inability to be able to think for themselves outside of the box they have been penned into.

      Sheep herded.

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      • 272
        Blowing Rentboys says:

        Says the guy who thinks we all live in a tiny box created by the Jooz.

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        • 292
          Fuck the LibLabCon says:

          You can’t say the ‘J’ word here, saying the ‘J’ word can result in a short prison sentence with Bubba on E-wing.

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          • Blowing Whistles says:

            Ceratin posters on here are allowed to write the full j word – they have been noted.

            If there wasn’t some truth to what I have been saying then why am i not allowed to write the j word without being mudded?

            The answer is because i know and speak “i’s truth”.

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          • Eh? says:

            Rubbish. It’s because you go on and on and on about it. You ruin what is supposed to be a mainstream political blog with your mad conspiracy theories. You would be more at home with David I c k e or Alex J o n e s.

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          • Blowing Whistles says:

            To Eh? – you say of mad conspiracy theories. That is a matter of opinion. And by the way you have hoisted yourself upon your own retardedness here and in another few comments around – why? Read the fucking strapline atop this blog dickhead.

            p.s. ‘They just change their nicknames’ – that’s correct and because I made mince meat out of them and they had to change their nicknames for being totally embarrassed at having lost their arguments. Try thinking a little deeper next time shit4brains.

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        • 320
          Blowing Whistles says:

          Your total content and of previous postings here – adequately display – your bent, agenda and lack of being able to addresse the content of the comment.

          i have battered completely; far better pathetic trolls than you, off into the ether on here for the past few years. Kindly fuck off back to your paymasters with your tail between your legs you Rsewipe.

          Attack the man and not the content of the comment is ‘old fucking crap’ – grow some or bugger off to some kiddy fiddling site.

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          • Eh? says:

            “i have battered completely; far better pathetic trolls than you, off into the ether on here for the past few years.”

            Wow, you really have lost the plot, you sad loser.

            Those people you claim you battered off into the ether? They just change their nicknames, that’s all.

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      • 376
        Taxpayer says:

        Dribble.

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  57. 216
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

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  58. 225
    Owen Jones says:

    I’m a little under the weatherman today.

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  59. 231
    David Ward says:

    Tomorrow is International Holocaust Remembrance Day. How will you share in commemoration? http://bit.ly/1aYdPCf

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  60. 233
    The Prophet who married a six-year old girl is a pedophile says:

    Well, some people believe gay marriage causes floods, others believe that eating pork will deny you a place in heaven and countless virgins.

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  61. 239
    Anthony Aloysius St John Hancock 23 Railway Cuttings East Cheam says:

    There is no such thing as gay marriage foisted upon us by Tatchell,Stonewall,Luvvies,Clare Balding,John and Furnish these people will never give up as mentioned when all the furore broke out over civil partnerships,they will want to lower the age of consent to 14 next.

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    • 246
      Curious says:

      Why can’t the gays just get on with their perversions quietly, without endlessly parading their deviance in front of the rest of us?

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      • 255
        Big Brother says:

        The state must approve all relationships.

        All kneel to the all powerful state.

        You must consummate your relationship to the satisfaction of Big Brother.

        Big Brother is watching you.

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        • 261
          Labour's supporters are worthless retarded subhuman filth says:

          Towards the end of ‘1984’, plans were in progress for the population to be chemically castrated (and whatever the female equivalent was), so no-one could love anything, physically, and everyone’s devotion would be directed towards “The State”.

          I wonder what new ‘wonder drugs’ Miliband’s got in store..

          It must have crossed (what passes for) his mind.

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          • Labour Party says:

            We will give every hard working family a whiff of something, then we can:
            take their property
            take their money
            take their private pension
            not pay a state pension
            reduce the numbers of non labour voting people
            reduce the daily mail’s circulation
            no need for the NHS to treat them either, apart from the final whiff.

            German socialists did something similar in the 39.s and 40’s when they tried to set up the EU!!!

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          • Big Brother says:

            “In the early 1900s Fabian Society members advocated the ideal of a scientifically planned society and supported eugenics by way of sterilization. This is said to have influenced the passage of the Half-Caste Act, and its subsequent implementation in Australia, where children were systematically and forcibly removed from their parents, so that the British colonial regime could “protect” the Aborigine children from their parents”

            We believe in social engineering. We will keep fathers away from their children, we will give children to gays, we will encourage divorce. We will take away your property. We will make all dependent on the state.

            You will learn to love Big Brother. You will have no choice.

            Yours truly,

            The Fabians.

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          • Taxpayer says:

            Fabians supported eugenics, now they support dysgenics.

            It’s the state mandated meddling they cannot give up.

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  62. 253
    Anthony Aloysius St John Hancock 23 Railway Cuttings East Cheam says:

    Just heard that so called playwright mong Bonnie Greer praising Balls and saying Socialism is no longer a dirty word,can we not deport this fucker back to ObamaLand?

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    • 256
      Labour's supporters are worthless retarded subhuman filth says:

      More eco-friendly to send Bonnie to France, surely?

      They’ve already got the high-tax business-friendly policies that Milimong wants to put into practice here, right next to us!

      And it’s working so well for them, too!

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    • 270
      Don't like it here? Then please feel free to leave. says:

      Yes send her back. She is just a drain on our sewers. Now that the US has a browning, socialist Marxist president she has no need to claim asylum here.

      Yet another bloody immigrant who hates the country that she fled to.

      Speaking of which. What’s that other socialist Britain hater Yasmin Alibhai-Brown up to these days?

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        Brownist hightist says:

        Her neck – and in the immortal words of Johnny Cash, the water is rising; it’s five feet high and rising….

        Better go back to Kenya where the flood plains dry out much more quickly.

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  63. 257
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    Great to be able to fuck the economic recovery, before we even get into Downing Street. :)

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      Labour's supporters are worthless retarded subhuman filth says:

      Milimong learned this a few weeks ago. Milimong said “we will freeze energy prices” and *whoosh* £1bn gets wiped off energy companies. Milimong says he’ll smash the banks to bits and *whoosh* £1bn gets wiped off the value of taxpayer-owned banks.

      Now Milimong says he’ll tax the recovery into oblivion (plus confiscate private property if he alone doesn’t like what the landowners are doing with it) and *whoosh* the recovery stalls. This is Milimong’s aim.

      Which is good for Milimong – because economic recovery is going to leave his party of fucktarded worthless subhuman filth well and truly fucked.

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      • 276
        Jack Sparrow says:

        They accused others of doing it when they were in opposition but now when he is in opposition himself he as well as Balls are really talking Britain down.

        The alternative outcome for Labour is just unacceptable as it shows they were wrong. Expect more of this as the economy improves and Labour and the two Ed’s become increasingly desperate.

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        • 388
          Brownist hightist says:

          There is an empty lonely looking lamp post just outside my front gate if anyone can make use of it…

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  64. 265
    Lloyds shareholders should sue the arse off Brown says:

    Lloyds IT has gone tits up. That Twat Brown ruined what was a good bank, with the help of his good friends Victor and the EU.

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    • 274
      Labour's supporters are worthless retarded subhuman filth says:

      To be perfectly fair, Lloyds TSB was a stinking pile of crap long before McMental got his hands on it.

      Where he went seriously wrong was bailing it out. But he did.

      And now Milimong’s smashing it to bits again.

      Great.

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        A Brief History says:

        He didn’t bail Lloyds out.

        He and his friend Victor Blank forced healthy Lloyds to bail out failing HBOS, thus all but destroying Lloyds and shareholder value. That’s when the bailout occurred

        Then the EU rubbed it in by instructing Lloyds to dispose of their not too long ago acquired TSB.

        The Shareholders were hung out to dry.

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          David Cameron is a worthless pile of shite says:

          As were depositors who suddenly found their branch was closed down and replaced with a TSB one, or just closed altogether.

          Fuck you David Cameron – you bag of worthless EU vomit pus.

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        • 384
          CYNICAL OLD GIT says:

          Why did the senior management at LLoyds not tell Brown to get stuffed as was their right and duty? Brown had no legal right to insist otherwise!

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  65. 273
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    Two hundred and sixty comments at yourself? Maybe it’s time to get a life, dear.

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      Fck EU says:

      Oh!, dear, we are looking after other countries kids now, what’s wrong with our own, Camoron is playing with fire if he is planning this double cross.

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    • 383
      Gideon says:

      It’s about time Prime Ministers like Cameron were trained to do something useful instead of playing Angry Birds while the country goes to rack and ruin.
      Thins have come to a pretty pass when it’s the Romanians who have to do that training for us.

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  67. 283
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    Reads off an autocue far too well, I don’t know if this worries me or not.
    *confused face*
     
     

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    • 287
      Fuck the LibLabCon says:

      Oh and a hat tip to Brillo et al at the Beeb for this, made me laugh and gave Nigel a right to reply to all the anti kipper mud slinging going on at the moment.

      Credit where it’s due.

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        broderick crawford says:

        THANK YOU KINDLISSIMO 283 /287 FOR THE CLIP WHICH FOR SOME TECHNICAL REASON DOES NOT PLAY BACK ON GUIDO S MAIN BYLINE .

        NOW WE KNOW HOW GOOD NIGEL REALLY CAN BE ON SCRIPTED MESSAGES SO THE OTHER THREE NERDS HAD BETTER START QUAKING IN THEIR HESITANCIES AND LISPS IF EVER THEY COME UP AGAINST HIM IN ANY HUSTINGS DEBATE . THANKS AGAIN .

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    • 291
      HELLO. The real world is this way ->> says:

      Satire has, definitely, died, then?

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        +1 says:

        Pitiful.

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        • 298
          from the horse's mouth. I am NOT E, ffs says:

          I warned you, yonks ago. Dead Tree is dying. Blogs, such as this, are fading away. You can pump the figures till the cows come home.
          There isn’t enough interest. I’ll keep posting u-tube clips but this thing smelled mouldy several years ago. Sorreee.

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      a voter says:

      Made me laugh.

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  68. 294
    Lard Everard says:

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  69. 296
    Put Lib Dems in the curry says:

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    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    If Ed Miliband’s version of labour get into power in 2015 the country will be fucked beyond belief. In fact if labour keep on spouting their crap the country will be seriously damaged before May 2015. Senior people within labour need to get a grip of Miliband’s rhetoric and soon.

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    • 299
      Joss Taskin says:

      Isn’t it part of the dumb Eds duo plan to talk down the economic recovery now it’s started to get on track ?

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        i don't n eed no doctor says:

        Agree, but I believe Miliband will do this at any cost to the country. Miliband’s ideology cares not for the people of the UK, it’s control of the state that is his goal.

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      Red Ed's non-predator union bosses says:

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        i don't n eed no doctor says:

        The trouble is if you have not experienced those years personally it’s hard to understand the implications. The other problem is that we currently live in a country where most people expect everything immediately. Miliband is promising this but will not be able to deliver.

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        • 327
          Eh? says:

          Given that the low-paid are able to claim housing benefit and £10,000 in tax credits, just how much more re-distribution do they need?

          If anything it is the middle class that now need wealth re-distributed back to them to make it worth their while to bother to turn up to work at all.

          I’m guessing that a future Milliband government will try and tap the super-rich. This will fail, so then he will go back to the age old approach of tapping the middle class. Only they tapped the middle-class so much last time that this time they will end up inverting the wage pyramid completely. Then we really will have a problem.

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          • The ghost of Labour past says:

            The trouble is unless you lived in those times you just don’t understand how bad it was.

            Oh so true and it was bad, homework by candles, no coal to keep warm bodies unburied , 3 day weeks, strikes every week, unions running the government and IMF at the door after the brain drain.

            Of course most have forgotten the Tories came in and cleaned It up ready fr Blair to start all over again.

            I despair that we are going to o this all over again, and again and again

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        • 399
          Airey Belvoir says:

          I remember us getting an 18% pay rise, and all grumbling because, under that Labour Government, inflation had hit 20%!

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  71. 301
    Michael Gove says:

    To stay relevant to our school kids, when I speak at their schools, I will walk in to speak to them with Right Said Fred, playing.

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  72. 308
    Casual Observer 5 says:

    A good example of good reporting:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2545297/City-stock-broker-44-gunned-balaclavad-hitman-went-catch-train-work.html

    Well done Daily Mail.

    Anyone know of anything – definitely call crime stoppers.

    Hoping he is getting better, the biggest damage is having that shit car plastered all over the press with his name beside it. From what I recall that will not make him happy at all.

    NB: Check the Euro connection. He made his money and mark in the city broking Euro Swaps. This is inter-dealer money broking, not stock – but the Mail are much closer to the money.

    No wonder the FTSE dropped a bit last Friday.

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    • 316
      All comments monitored says:

      Yes quite detailed and the Mail is allowing comments. Joint effort with the plod?

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      • 332
        Casual Observer 5 says:

        There are some details there which are inaccurate but will not divulge as that is likely at the request of plod.

        The story about Janice in NYC is 100% true – a very nice lady she is as well.

        A corollary though: If this guy is driving a Ford these days that is proof positive that the economy is very deeply fucked indeed, or he has been royally screwed over in family court.

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    • 360

      That shit car is a very sensible thing to leave at an unattended railway car park when you are away all day. To leave a Porche there would be asking for it.

      One of my friends was a major shareholder in one of the biggest Joberg Insurers. He lived in four different jurisdictions so was a perpetual traveller, very convenient for taxation purposes at that time. He could have had any car he wanted but drove around London in a beaten up old BMW. I travelled in it as passenger and the door rubber partly fell off when I got in!

      It is better to be a shabby millionaire in this dangerous world rather than ostensibly rich. I was running a far nicer car than his at the time. My reward for this was to have it broken into and a £1000 car phone stolen! In those days the mobiles were the size and weight of house bricks so you had one in the car and another in your case.

      There is a particular problem in Britain now in having obvious wealth. Those who do show it off become prisoner to their own egos. One has to admire Susan Boyle for applying to Ladbrokes for a part time job when she is worth £20m. At least she shows signs of a grounded approach to her money. Whether it will work for her is another matter.

      It also sounds as if your friend might have paid better attention to the distribution of his asset base and had improved tax planning as he seems to have some financial worries now that one would not expect from someone who has held down his sort of position. There is still much which can be done using corporate structures to retain past earnings and to only suffer tax when they are drawn down in the UK to pay ongoing expenses.

      I hope he recovers quickly but wonder whether he will reassess his entire situation in the aftermath of this incident. Making money is fun but one wants to live some time to enjoy what it can enable you to do. Money of itself is pretty useless and, at some point, you are a long time dead…

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      • 367
        Casual Observer 5 says:

        I don’t think you are familiar with Shenfield or money broking :-)

        Guarantee that the reference to the car is a sort of in joke, and in some ways the worst aspect of this story. That is making light of a serious situation, but such was that life which is now firmly in my past.

        As for sensible distribution of asset base – I make no comment on any of that other than he made his decisions in life.

        Period of reflection is likely on the cards for him, as it would be for anyone who had just been shot on the way to work.

        It doesn’t really matter what you do with your asset base the way the markets have been recently. Just an FYI: This guy is one of those who has been trying to keep the whole shebang afloat and honest. Not exclusively for personal gain either.

        The brokers have largely been honest, and keeping the banks as honest as possible.

        You will find the libertarian movement very strong in the brokerage world: They are friends ;-)

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          OK, I get the car, now! :-)

          Used to visit Brentwood often for both business and personal reasons. A friend in Ingatestone used to own a business in Shenfield. Very familiar with that station, though I would normally drive. Another colleague in Pilgrims Hatch. Stayed with all of them and looking at the map, it brings back several lifetimes!

          Having had a UK scope for about three decades, I can look at anywhere and say similar things though and, being insatiably curious, I never missed an opportunity to discover new places in order to increase my understanding and enjoyment of the country. Maybe I missed some nuances?

          My closest connection with money broking was I lived next door to a Tulletts director (before the 1990 merger) but I have to admit that our worlds were rather different even though we were friendly enough. You probably met him. I did know people from Collins and Panmure but the names changed so many times that I am now completely out of touch.

          On what one does with asset base at any time, good or bad: No answer is complete without the word spread IMHO!

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        • 393

          ОK, І gеt thе cаr, nоw! :-)

          Usеd tо vіsіt Brеntwооd оftеn fоr bоth busіnеss аnd pеrsоnаl rеаsоns. А frіеnd іn Іngаtеstоnе usеd tо оwn а busіnеss іn Shеnfіеld. Vеry fаmіlіаr wіth thаt stаtіоn, thоugh І wоuld nоrmаlly drіvе. Аnоthеr cоllеаguе іn Pіlgrіms Hаtch. Stаyеd wіth аll оf thеm аnd lооkіng аt thе mаp, іt brіngs bаck sеvеrаl lіfеtіmеs!

          Hаvіng hаd а UK scоpе fоr аbоut thrее dеcаdеs, І cаn lооk аt аnywhеrе аnd sаy sіmіlаr thіngs thоugh аnd, bеіng іnsаtіаbly curіоus, І nеvеr mіssеd аn оppоrtunіty tо dіscоvеr nеw plаcеs іn оrdеr tо іncrеаsе my undеrstаndіng аnd еnjоymеnt оf thе cоuntry. Mаybе І mіssеd sоmе nuаncеs?

          My clоsеst cоnnеctіоn wіth mоnеy brоkіng wаs І lіvеd nеxt dооr tо а Tullеtts dіrеctоr (bеfоrе thе 1990 mеrgеr) but І hаvе tо аdmіt thаt оur wоrlds wеrе rаthеr dіffеrеnt еvеn thоugh wе wеrе frіеndly еnоugh. Yоu prоbаbly mеt hіm. І dіd knоw pеоplе frоm Cоllіns аnd Pаnmurе but thе nаmеs chаngеd sо mаny tіmеs thаt І аm nоw cоmplеtеly оut оf tоuch.

          Оn whаt оnе dоеs wіth аssеt bаsе аt аny tіmе, gооd оr bаd: Nо аnswеr іs cоmplеtе wіthоut thе wоrd sprеаd ІMHО!

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          WoRaft Chihuahua says:

          Trying to keep anything honest usually results in you being sacked, but I suppose if enough money is involved, they might shoot you instead.

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      • 385
        O'Brien says:

        You admire Boyle, worth over £20 million, for applying for a job that she clearly doesn’t need, when clearly that job would otherwise go to an ordinary person who does need it? What’s to admire?

        http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2537473/Subo-neighbour-hell-Woman-door-accuses-singer-belting-Wild-Horses-day-star-insists-SHE-problem.html

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  73. 317
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Comments from very experienced people say Ed Balls plans are lousy and do not make economic sense. What else did they expect?

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  74. 319
    Get Dredging Chaps says:

    It’s time to politely tell environmentalists where to go and get the silt out of the rivers and drainage channels.

    The fact that they used to be dredged and now contain wiggly worms and insects should tell anyone with just an ounce of common sense that once dredged the critters will come back just like they always did.

    Nature is a lot tougher than given credit for.

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  75. 321
    Fabians are EVIL says:

    There is one fact that keeps on being ignored by the bovine tribal idiots that vote for Labour.

    Without exception EVERY attempt at governing by the Labour party has ended in an economic and social mess.

    The other uncomfortable truth is that each and every time the Conservatives have had to come in and clean up their mess.

    Why can’t people learn?

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    • 350
      The ghost of Labour past says:

      Labour always leave government with unemployment much higher than when they started.
      Always

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      Casual Observer 5 says:

      That was a few years back.

      Obamacare being an unmitigated cluster-fuck that has been broadly rejected by the younger generation was not predicted. How that affects the Fabian agenda is debatable.

      So – Vince Cable sees to be lefty Fabian, but the real question:

      Is David Cameron a left leaning Fabian ?

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  77. 329
    Ed Balls says:

    I fucked the boy Cooper but I’d rather fuck the British economy.

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    Red Ed's non-predator union bosses says:

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    • 363
      The ghost of Labour past says:

      When the left leaning FT comes out against a potential left wing chancellor it’s pretty bad
      We’re stuffed if this happens

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      • 369
        Roses are red , so is Ed, roses smell nice says:

        One step closer to UKIP, the party of fruitcakes, so they would have us believe, Liebour back to it’s usual even before it has won the 2015 vote, May isn’t to far away so the Euro’s will see how things are going.

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  80. 351
    cured lefty says:

    just visited my local co-op on the outskirts of glasgow for some bits and bobs (i know ,no howling please) in all the years never saw so much as a scrap of litter in the carpark and now what do i find standing at the entrance….a gap toothed fucking dirty roma k.unt beeeg isssshoooooo beeeeg iiiissssuuu

    its too late nigel we’re fucked!

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    • 386
      O'Brien says:

      That’s no way to talk about a self-employed businessman making a significant contribution to the UK economy!

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      • 400
        Airey Belvoir says:

        I left a restaurant in Glasgow, and as it was a warm summer night decided to walk back along Sauchiehall Street to my hotel. The manager was aghast at this idea, feared for my safety and offered to call a taxi. When I declined, he thrust a copy of the Big Issue into my hands, saying that it might offer me some protection…I made it OK, although some upheavals outside the Victoria nightclub.

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  81. 352

    The Governor warned today that financial institutions must not see fines for misconduct as “a cost of doing business” and said only “exemplary behaviour” would restore trust in the industry.

    Too right.

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  82. 357
    Fabians are EVIL says:

    Methinks a combination of ‘Exemplary Fines’ and bad publicity should do the trick

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  83. 364
    Shit happens stop moaning says:

    Never cease to amaze me that loads of people only carry one card. FFS carry two, have you never heard of a contingency plan

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  84. 396
    Anonymous says:

    Nigel is great on this sort of stuff – but to get anywhere there also needs to be a lengthy period of the party looking serious and no daft errors like refering to the last election manifesto as ‘drivel’.

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  85. 410
    Said says:

    Actually this drug is not prescribed to people who want cosmetic weight loss.
    The formula for having a healthy and slender body is to engage an
    exercise program, eating healthy, avoiding tobacco, and taking African Mango Plus.

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