January 24th, 2014

Chris Davies MEP Holding His Golden Penis


  1. 1
    Percy longprong says:

    What a prick


  2. 2
    Handlecock says:

    Wow is that for me?


    • 44
      Lord Rennard says:

      It is model on me.


      • 47
        Simon Hughes says:

        Nobody has even seen yours. I bet yours, if you can stop it from dropping, will be shorts of an inch or two. Meet me at the Elephant bar, Soho, after nine to prove one way or another.


  3. 3
    Filbert Gibbler says:

    Just like a prick, only smaller!


  4. 4

    It won’t be that colour later.


  5. 6
    RedBull says:

    …gives you wings


  6. 7
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    Well well, you can now be jailed for calling someone a ‘dumb blonde’ on twitter.


  7. 9
    Anonymous says:

    Nice shirt. Is aubergine back in fashion, then?


  8. 10
    cep says:

    Is there a panty liner award equivalent to that.


  9. 11
    Herbie the Hamster says:

    That is his cannabis pouch.


  10. 12
    Aubergine and Gold says:

    Mmmmm. Yummy.


  11. 14
    Jack Dromey MP says:

    Its not black enough or large enough.


  12. 16
    Fluffing fox of fleet feet says:

    anyone for Fellatio ?


  13. 20
    Nemesis says:

    Hope he’s not going to use it on his wife and then pass it o to his great friend Rennard. This is the prick who has tried to excuse the behaviour of fatty Rennard by saying such sexual harassment was only like Italian men pinching women’s bottoms. So if anybody comes across his missus feel free to squeeze her butt.


  14. 26
    Perse O'Nalley says:

    No thanks, said the wife, put it on the mantlepiece and I’ll smoke it later.


  15. 30
    Pαul Fl☺wers says:

    You need to smoke an ounce of meth to make the wings work.


  16. 37

    ST: Would you have agreed to appear on Guido’s capco?
    RR: What, if we had know he would post this pic here?
    ST: I’m still wearing the cast. Why d’you think I’m walking like this?


  17. 40
    Bryant says:

    He needs some pants to cover that.


  18. 41
    Sunny Jim says:

    Oh cock…


  19. 45
    Tom Catesby. says:

    Has he got a real one?


  20. 46
    A. Summers says:

    Which one is the cock?


  21. 49
    Labour voting thicko. says:

    Utter Scum!


  22. 53
    heydj48 says:

    don’t worry soon or later he will lose His Golden Penis.


  23. 56
    WoRaft Chihuahua says:

    How much have taxpayers paid for that thing? And for the novelty cock?


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Rob Colvile reviews Russell Brand’s new book:

“Oddly, the person I feel sorriest for isn’t Brand himself – although he certainly comes across as a rather pitiable figure, projecting his own brokenness on to the world around him – but Johann Hari. Drummed out of Fleet Street for plagiarism, the former Independent columnist has washed up as “my mate Johann, who’s been doing research for this book”. For a genuinely talented polemicist, it would have been a humbling experience to have to treat this sub-undergraduate dross as the scintillating wisdom of a philosopher-king.”

Mycroft says:

Have you read the last bit of Animal Farm?

You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

You were no firebrand, you were a damp squib in my opinion, sorry.

You need a damned good kick up the ahse!

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