January 24th, 2014

Chris Davies MEP Holding His Golden Penis

The best photo of chief Rennard defender Chris Davies you will see today.


58 Comments

  1. 1
    Percy longprong says:

    What a prick

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  2. 2
    Handlecock says:

    Wow is that for me?

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    • 44
      Lord Rennard says:

      It is model on me.

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      • 47
        Simon Hughes says:

        Nobody has even seen yours. I bet yours, if you can stop it from dropping, will be shorts of an inch or two. Meet me at the Elephant bar, Soho, after nine to prove one way or another.

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  3. 3
    Filbert Gibbler says:

    Just like a prick, only smaller!

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  4. 4

    It won’t be that colour later.

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  5. 6
    RedBull says:

    …gives you wings

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  6. 7
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    Well well, you can now be jailed for calling someone a ‘dumb blonde’ on twitter.

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  7. 9
    Anonymous says:

    Nice shirt. Is aubergine back in fashion, then?

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  8. 10
    cep says:

    Is there a panty liner award equivalent to that.

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  9. 11
    Herbie the Hamster says:

    That is his cannabis pouch.

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  10. 12
    Aubergine and Gold says:

    Mmmmm. Yummy.

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  11. 14
    Jack Dromey MP says:

    Its not black enough or large enough.

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  12. 16
    Fluffing fox of fleet feet says:

    anyone for Fellatio ?

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  13. 20
    Nemesis says:

    Hope he’s not going to use it on his wife and then pass it o to his great friend Rennard. This is the prick who has tried to excuse the behaviour of fatty Rennard by saying such sexual harassment was only like Italian men pinching women’s bottoms. So if anybody comes across his missus feel free to squeeze her butt.

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  14. 26
    Perse O'Nalley says:

    No thanks, said the wife, put it on the mantlepiece and I’ll smoke it later.

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  15. 30
    Pαul Fl☺wers says:

    You need to smoke an ounce of meth to make the wings work.

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  16. 37

    ST: Would you have agreed to appear on Guido’s capco?
    RR: What, if we had know he would post this pic here?
    ST: I’m still wearing the cast. Why d’you think I’m walking like this?

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  17. 40
    Bryant says:

    He needs some pants to cover that.

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  18. 41
    Sunny Jim says:

    Oh cock…

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  19. 45
    Tom Catesby. says:

    Has he got a real one?

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  20. 46
    A. Summers says:

    Which one is the cock?

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  21. 49
    Labour voting thicko. says:

    Utter Scum!

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  22. 53
    heydj48 says:

    don’t worry soon or later he will lose His Golden Penis.

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  23. 56
    WoRaft Chihuahua says:

    How much have taxpayers paid for that thing? And for the novelty cock?

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