January 23rd, 2014

WATCH: Farage Gets Brillo’d


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    Well he’s not Brown.

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    Rennard the fucks says:

    I’ve been giving the bishop a good bashing.

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    Godfrey Bloom says:

    I’m off to bongo bongo land.

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    Sue says:

    Still voting UKIP.

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    Anonymous says:

    That was so delicious it has got to be fattening.

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    What is the point of Dave? says:

    So what does Cameron stand for?

    His spokeswoman didn’t know.

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    Quo vadis says:

    You’re a moron then.

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    Persona non grata says:

    Fcuk talk about cut & paste. Interesting article on the EU, the Euro, and what’s coming down the track.


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    Boss Eyed Loon says:

    Im all for painting the trains traditional colours; just as long as it makes them run on time.

    And while we are at it; can we have our red phone boxes back too.

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    kmc says:

    I think Nigel is onto something with this ‘tradition’ thing. Trains should be in traditional colours, for sure, and the carriages should smell of stale cigarette smoke. Also, they should have windows which open all the way down so schoolchildren can lean out and get decapitated as the train goes into a tunnel.

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    Hancock Jr says:

    That journalist felt my fist of fury.

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    widescreen2010 says:

    I saw him getting hectored by a couple of annoying women who kept trying to twist his words. He did rather well.

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    english batsmen have technical flaws says:

    Well that has cleared things up nicely.

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    Jimmy says:

    Introducing UKIP’s transport spokesman

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    DR says:

    Brillo displayed his deficiency of meaty issues to raise. He moves ever closer to the school of Jonathan Ross show hosts.

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    Good Result. Bad Justice says:

    Yes the correct result NUT.

    This innocent man and his family have been put through hell by the Police and the CPS for no good reason at all. And the villains have still got away with pathetically small fines.

    THIS SHOULD NOT HAPPEN. The Tories promised that it would not happen. The state should hang its head in shame.

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    The difference says:

    I do like a politican that says he doesn’t know, as opposed to feeling that they have to spout the party line every single time.
    In three minutes there, Farage came across as affable and honest…Patel came across as a party robot, and boring…though I still would.

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    Show me yours and I will show you mine says:

    If I vote for him will we able to smoke in the workplace?

    I really think it so vulgar when i walk past an office these days to see women hanging around smoking.

    Some of them look so common they could be mistaken for prostitutes .

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    Phwoarrr says:

    Fancy that Priti Patel though.

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    DR says:

    Quite right!

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    Dangermouse says:

    Not the brightest lightbulb in the room is he ?

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    Yeah! We know. But whose box would you go for?

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    Rennard the fucks says:

    Tell me about it.

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    The Foreign Secretary says:

    Busy tonight?

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    kmc says:

    What language are they speaking? How do I switch the subtitles on?

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    Dontvoteforanyofthem says:

    That was refreshing honesty from a party leader. He admitted he had no clue what the policies where when he was not leader, and no clue about the specifics of what will be in the manifesto… But on the big central issues facing the electorate he is very clear. Pro UK, Anti EU membership. Pro sensible, controlled and necessary immigration, pro sensible reality based climate and energy policy.

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    The Internet is a “gift from God” that facilitates communication, Pope Francis said in a statement released Thursday… – USA Today

    So Gore was lying to us then?

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    Rennard the fucks says:

    Patel’s thick as pigshit – you might be in with a chance.

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    pork scratching. says:

    i am beef .

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    kmc says:

    He could be like one of those energy efficient lightbulbs that gets brighter when it’s been switched on for a while.

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    panda on the back says:


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    Cabbage says:

    I’m also a moron.

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    hu.haa. says:

    sparkle if you may. at the end is fucku. sparkle is just fizz. so fuckfizz?
    or -

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    Von Clegg says:

    Im voting limp-dick

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    xplod says:

    The taxi “uniform” thing isn’t policy, and it’s actually a reference to standards of dress (well, the bit I saw was). Where I used to work we had a vague dress code for drivers – I mean, do you want to get in a cab who’s driver is wearing a sweat stained singlet, and football shorts not changed since last Sundays visit to the pub? Doesn’t mean collar and tie to be imposed…

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    Mitch says:

    Farage handled that quite well, actually. Some of those policies are a bit silly..

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    Speaking in Tongues says:

    What’s “the traditional train colours stuff”, when it’s at home?

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    George says:

    Neil ;would; do well to qoute ;his sources of reference – which web sites was he talking about?

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    Tin foil top hat says:

    Is there is any chance that Labour, Conservatives or Lib Dems will be grilled?

    Or is there an agenda?


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    cep says:

    ‘I’d rather be a killer than a victim’.


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    Neitherdeadnoralive says:

    At least Farage gives an answer to a question, unlike the rambling platitudes that have nothing to do with the question that has been asked that other politicians give ! I will vote UKIP at every chance, simply because the liblabcon are all corrupt liars.

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    Fellow kipper, what? says:

    ….I think you will find that it was Gorden !

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    kmc says:

    And I thought it was created by the US military as a non-centralised network that would facilitate communication even after a nuclear war.

    But it could have been created by God. That’s why all the computer books have “Bible” in their titles, like “The TCP/IP Bible”.

    Did the Lord not say, “The geek shall inherit the Earth”?

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    You kip if you want to, the Lady's not for kipping says:

    Nigel is the Jeremy Clarkson of British Politics

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    Andrew Neil is a National Treasure says:


    Farage could qualify for the Olympic boat races given how fast he rows back.

    UKIP are amateurs. It’ll be great to send these clowns to the Brussels ‘parliament’ but I wouldn’t let them run a parish council on these shores.

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    Jeremy Paxman says:

    Another puerile attack on UKIP. I am disappointed Andrew. P.S. please try and keep that horrendous financial women off our TV screens.

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    Jeremy Paxman says:

    Sorry I meant woman.

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    What an excellent idea !

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    Tuscan Tony says:

    I’d love Brillo to pick some obscure tripe off the Labour website (like the fact they still listed Gordon Brown as their leader until quite recently) and challenge Ed, or do the same thing for Dave of course.

    But he won’t.

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    David Blunkett says:

    I fancy Margaret Beckett. She sounds gorgeous.

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    D.I. McPattie says:

    Have we mentioned “The Kirkcaldy Connection” yet, in connection with The Brown One?

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    Cabbage says:

    Not sure about compulsory uniforms for taxi drivers. Why not start with compulsory adherance to the highway code from cabbies and go from there?

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    Holborn, Old says:

    The dead kid?

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    Tuscan Tony says:

    Maybe a politician or two who don’t constantly interfere in things might be a good plan.

    Just a thought.

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    General Pinochet says:

    Viva Farage, Viva UKIP!

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    Cabbage says:

    I agree. It’s so unusual to see a Party leader ignore manifesto pledges & u-turn on policy these days.

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    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Coburn reads from her Guardian prepared script, while the blonde woman has left my ears bleeding, what a gob!

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    Abby Cuss says:

    He’s on three million a year?

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    Observer says:

    Clarkson has done very well for those instutions in which he’s been involved. Let us hope that Mr Farage does the same. It’s amusing to see the old establishment in fear of him.

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    Mr Potato Head says:

    What is the Tory policy on immigration because Dave wants to invite 75 million Moslim Turks to this country?

    What is Labour policy except to be against everything that the Tories say?

    What is Lib Dem policy other than employing perverts?

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    Ken Barlow (+ the dog eccles) says:

    and me

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    Ukip Watch says:

    It’s true. Farage really said it (on January 17): “Our Head Office reported to me that they’ve taken many calls from Greeks wanting to join Ukip…to all those Greeks out there, do come and sign up!”

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    ha.tal.eay says:

    olive pkus raisis is minced you.

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    The BBC says:

    Clarkson is to Motoring what Hanson used to be to Football. We’re reviewing this, dire, waste of money.

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    Jazz Porridge says:

    If politics is showbiz for ugly people then Farage is good for a laugh.

    But UKIP don’t stand up to scrutiny as a serious choice. Their ranks are filled with loons, from senior members to the nutjobs who post countless spam messages on here. Even Farage hasn’t got a clue what he’s doing.

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    (Rarely) Dangerous Brian says:

    No she’s not, she’s a rebel with a cause.

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    the listenine says:

    i like my listerine thick.

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    Youporn says:

    The Pope has just said that the internet is “a gift from God” .

    Don’t we just love the little fella in the hat!

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    LES Wales says:

    they can take the piss as much as they like – he seems like someone you would meet in the pub and he is definitely going to walk the euro elections !!!

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    Jazz Porridge says:

    Nail on the head. The Kippers are good for a laugh but no way would I trust them with my taxes. Every time I see Farage I see a court jester.

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    Ukip Watch Watch says:

    Are Greeks persona non grata now then?

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    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    The old companies e.g. LMR,LNER, GWR etc. That’s your clue now go to Google.

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    (Rarely) Dangerous Brian says:


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    Gooey Blob says:

    Could you not see the CAPS LOCK key?

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    (Rarely) Dangerous Brian says:

    And why would that be?

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    Jazz Porridge says:

    The only thing obscure is UKIP, they can’t even run a website properly. Deary me!

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    Interchangable Catchphrase Alert says:

    Good. Any wanker can say, “Pace, Power, Precision” over and over, ad infinitum.

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    Cabbage says:

    Never trust a man with a weave.

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    OMG, Farage on tv again says:

    UKIP is not going away, let’s see how they get on in the Euro elections, I am glad to be a nutcase, rather be that than a tribal idiot who follows the leader like sheep.

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    David Cameron says:

    I promised this twice since being elected, but you forgot:

    I’m absolutely hopeless.

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    Fish says:

    He might mean British Rail blue…British Railways maroon

    But as he’s going on 90, he might be hankering back to:

    Southern = Green
    Great Western = Cack and cream
    LMS = Plum and custard
    LNER = Teak

    Mind you given his party’s support for Labour in Norfolk (pushing the largest party – the Tories out)…and his refusal to condem Brown and the Lisbon Treaty, preferring to blame Cameron, he might just be a closet RED.

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    Interchangeable Catchphrase Alert says:

    Brill !! Because I’m a lapsed perfectionist:

    Good. Any wanker can say, “Pace, Power, Precision” over and over, ad infinitum.

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    Marlboro Man says:

    Fuck off, E, ffs.

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    Anon says:

    me too

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    Mr Potato Head says:

    But Westminster is a parish council compared to Brussels where most of the laws and decisions that affect us are now made. You must be a bit thick if you have not realised that yet.

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    ukip are hypocrites says:

    Farage is a prick, when you challenge them on what there policies are they say it is on our website, but now he says not relevant and will change, so we realy dont know what this self serving expenses claiming non attending drunk stands for.

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    Speaking in Tongues says:

    I like aubergine and gold.

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    Bemused says:

    “no way would I trust them with my taxes”

    Ha! That’s the biggest laugh of all! You’d trust every other fucker though wouldn’t you?

    They’ve already pissed away not only your taxes but your children’s taxes!

    For fuck sake you useless excuse for a human being wake up you prick.

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    UKIP = Tea Party + Carry On film says:

    The mask slips.

    Just a few days some UKIP crackpot was blaming the floods on gays and now the leader hasn’t got a clue what’s on his own website.

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    kmc says:

    If God was going to give us a gift, I’d have preferred it to be eternal happiness or a cure for cancer or perhaps pet cats that don’t grow old and die. But endless hardcore pórnography that’s easily accessible to children, and cyber-bullying, are gifts of sorts, I suppose. Slightly weird gifts, but like they say, He does move in mysterious ways.

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    Gooey Blob says:

    We’ll have to see how things go after Toby Young sets up the Tory/Ukip vote swapping website later this year. It would be amusing to see if Farage could take seats in Labour’s back yard. I’m not convinced he will, but let’s see…

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    Here you go, then says:

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    Mr Potato Head says:

    Better a party with a few eccentrics than perverts and fraudsters as is the case with the Liblabcons. Why do the Liblabcon sheep like to be repeatedly lied to, defrauded and fiddled with? Are they so gullible and gutless?

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    Ludvig says:

    So long as Sir Humphrey continues to take orders from Herman’s henchmen, it won’t make much difference who’s in No 10.

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    Anonymous says:

    Ah, wots up? People straying off the liblabcon plantation are they?

    UKIP should bring up the issue of Cyril Smith and the liblabcon’s cover up of his ‘activities’.

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    watta wanchor says:

    Unlike Sadiq Khan’s wanting to lower the voting age to his IQ of 16.
    Total tw@

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    Speaking in Tongues says:

    The forks squeak for no extra money. Mine do the same.

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    Mr Potato Head says:

    Hey dickhead, there is a big difference between a party’s main policies and the five year old minutiae that Brillo tried to trip him up with.

    When it comes to Liblabcon policies they change within days of getting into office.
    When it comes to Liblabcon policies they change within days of getting into office.

    I said that twice because I know how thick Liblabcon supporters are.

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    If they all have “Bible” in their titles, we seem to be back to a pantheon. Thor, Chronos, Phanes/ Iapetus, Promethius would render TCP/IP, the latter two being related, as you will know.

    But men had a saying “Beware of Geeks Bearing Gifs”. Sometimes the evidence fits together rather too nicely.

    I can tell you are a clever chap and therefore wonder if your moniker means you are a Knight of the Military Cross or perhaps you were educated in Dorset.

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    Rennard the fucks says:

    Need any help getting the ticks in the boxes?

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    help the bears says:

    labour say thy care for the poor but do they fuck

    labour care for posh people who live in london

    i dont know anyoe with a million pound house, i bet everyone who ed milliband knows has got one

    i don;t knoe anyone who knows polly toynbee

    i read the internet

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    Every one a cunt says:

    Good summary.

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    Bemused says:

    Well I did a search on the UKIP website for the word “train” and I can’t find any references to train colours.

    Plenty of references to HS2 and that’s it.

    What’s Brillo playing at?

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    God's Holy Trousers says:

    Their ranks are filled with loons Whereas the liblabcon are all fine upstanding members of the community. Remind me again how many MP’s have been banged up recently for fraud. How many have been accused of sexual peccadilloes? UKIP could hardly be worse than the maggots who currently infest Westminster.

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    Very true. Brillo must have had a senior moment, which worries me rather…

    I might have said, well none of us has said sell gold at $300.

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    Bemused says:

    Well we know what Cameron stands for: bending over and letting the EU fuck us in the ass. We also know what Millband stands for: Union Marxism.

    Vote UKIP.

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    Universal Hiss says:


    It’s always amusing to see the frothing at the mouth loons who defend red/blue/yellow shysters.

    Why not take a punt on a perhaps honest party?

    Could it be so bad?

    Vote SNP/UKIP & yes I do know how bi-polar that sounds.

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    You are a useless Twat Cameron says:

    Twat. You put all that effort into perverts marriage which you had not even mentioned and no effort into defending oneself against crimimals which you had promised.


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    Dave Cunt - it's the way I tell 'em says:

    Not in my name

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    Mr Potato Head says:

    Brillo could have done exactly the same exercise with Ed, Dave or Cleggy and got the same results but he wouldn’t have dared to. What was Tory policy on gay law before the last election? Why did it change? And why did Lib Dem policy on university fees change? Never trust a word the Liblabcons say. They lie through their teeth all the time.

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    King Priam says:

    Only when bearing gifts.

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    UKIP councillor planted by the Tories says:


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    Persona non grata says:

    UKIP’s candidate for Wythenshawe. Given his background and credentials, this could quite easily be their first MP. http://tinyurl.com/p54b9vn

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    Maggot SW1 says:

    Bit harsh – I was only doing what the older boys do.

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    Dave Cunt - it's the way I tell 'em says:

    Policies are for the little people.

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    Kippers clearly don't watch tv says:

    I agree. Brillo never has a go at Lib, Lab or Con politicians. He and the BBC only ever bashes away at those poor UKIP people. Naughty, naughty Brillo.

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    R U Gullible? says:

    And you’re certain the other party leaders have the slightest notionof what’s on theirs?
    Good luck with that !

    Vote UKIP

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    Dave Cunt - it's the way I tell 'em says:

    No – No – No.

    I’m all for taking a chum up the Arcelor and then marrying him.

    Or was that my old chum, that rogue Boris?

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    It appears that when the European space probe Rosetta gets to Mars, it will find a load of Indian restaurants already there, paid for by our aid.

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    * says:

    I thought it was invented by a british university, not the US.

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    Dave Cunt - it's the way I tell 'em says:

    He’s trying to win c_u_n_t of the year.

    But he won’t beat me.

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    Mr Potato Head says:

    The Tory party are the party of U-turns.

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    Tin foil top hat says:

    This typifies the moral and intellectual hollowness of the UK. UKIP are libertarian. The specific as to how this libertarianism is applied are irrelevent at present. But application of COMMON SENSE would inform you this would be in the form of removal of legislation which is uneccasry,cut in the size of the state etc. But the LibLabCon bunch are thumb suckers who need a cameron or milliband to rule them.

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    Cassandra says:

    Every now and then Brillo thinks “Oh well, I’ll keep on taking the millions from the bbc, better make out I’m on message that Labour must be promoted. How I laugh at the clowns of producers etc., who think they are so edgy and precious (up their own ‘arses) whilst I count the easily earned dosh relaxing in my mega pad on the Cote D’Azur.”

    Tossers the of of them.

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    You are right.

    That is why Russia got Putin and we got Brown.

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    Prime Minister Comrade David Cameron says:

    Victoria Line is delayed tonight, due to flooding…concrete. http://goo.gl/6A63AU . We’re awaiting some *hard* evidence. ☜(゚ヮ゚☜)

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    Many decades to go until 90, honest, but we used to call LNS livery Blood and Custard.

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    You're right says:

    I’ve just googled

    train colour site:ukip.org

    And there are only two results, neither about painting trains.

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    ancientpopeye says:

    Farage more than held his own when I watched it lunch time.
    Brillo tries time and again to shout him down with his stupid chants, and as for that so-called-business woman, she should join the other fishwives on the opposition benches.
    Their whole raison-detra is to shout something not even connected to the debate and when answered shout down the reply.
    She would really fit in with Harperson , Flint and the ghastly twosome.

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    Universal Hiss says:

    It’s not going to Mars.

    It’s chasing a comet to plant a probe to discover uh,strange stuff like chemicals & amino acids & stuff.

    Ah yes,the base sauce Indian restaurants are made of.

    (You did know this though,didn’t you?)Grins.

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    Just vote and be proud. Don’t make excuses!

    Those were for the long-gone but still-paid bipolar Cyclops.

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    kmc says:

    i was going to have my birthday party at one of those Indian restaurants on Mars, but apparently they’ve got no atmosphere.

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    Bathonian says:

    Surely God’s Wonderful Railway colours were known affectionately as shit and puke?

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    Look! This is a political blog

    Had I said 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko, most here might have thought it another new sexual malpractice.

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    Cast iron Dave says:

    Did I? News to me… I’ve never read that. I’ve no idea what you’re talking about. When it comes to referendums, I’m not the expert.

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    But they do give you papadums without having to ask…

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    Clem Atlee II says:

    Nationalise the lot all over again, to repeat the Liebour, NUR and ASLEF success. Paint the stock b(l)ack again — that’s got to be O.K. in LibLabConnerland hasn’t it — our should it be carmine to satisfy the mozzies?

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    I thought those two were erstwhile leaders of the Labour party.

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    The word for you Dave, is spelled T, R, A, I, T, O, R.

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    Casual Observer 2 says:

    And then we got Dave and Nick, two cnuts for the price of one. The U.K. is fucked, thanks to the LiLabConners.

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    Universal Hiss says:

    Well it could be.

    How strange,I’ve just received an e-mail from a university to complete a survey about my interest in a masters on astrobiology.


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    Joe Public II says:

    Nah. It’s K W E E R

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    Smears R Us says:

    The smear-fest against UKIP is really getting into top gear now – just as predicted. I would urge anyone with an interest in media studies to monitor bias in the press between now and the May elections.

    Ascertain who are the worst offenders at misleading the public, precisely what their motives are and whether they are receiving a remuneration. You will no doubt amass enough material to write a book.

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    Universal Hiss says:

    This is of nothing compared with the Scottish referendum.

    It’s all going to get very ugly.

    I’m looking forward to it.

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    broderick crawford says:

    “British Railways maroon” ??

    More like british Railways MORON.

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    Spartacus says:

    There seems to be an orchestrated rubbishing of the UKIP party on this site today.

    Can’t think why so many people are running scared.

    Just saying

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    Spartacus says:

    just seen the ‘smears R us’ comment above – must have posted it whilst i was typing.

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    Fish says:

    They don’t need to be smeared. Farridge is doing a good job himself. How can anyone imagine this idiot as the PM of Britain?

    UKIP don’t stand for anything, just what Farridge thinks will get HIM votes and a chance to sit on the TV sofa.

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    pamela bordes says:

    ukip threaten to disrupt the allowed establishment status quo the your turn party the my turn party and the protest party aka lab com lib, neil is just playing his assigned role in making sure nobody upsets the applecart wouldn’t watch the smarmy shite for a lottery win

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    General Pinochet says:

    Jimmy……..your just a twat really!

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    FFS says:

    In the end Brillo has always been a commentator that seems to think that the corruption of the political elite is all a bit of a laugh.

    He is very much part of the problem.

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    FFS says:

    You mean UKIP actually intend to give the voters what they want?

    Well that really would be a first.

    Because I seem to remember nobody voting for a coalition, gay marriage, or an even bigger deficit, but we have all three.

    I do remember people wanting a vote on the Lisbon Treaty. We didn’t get that.

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    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    No one is running scared. In fact that is such a childish statement. Farage is a one trick pony.

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    FFS says:

    Oh my god. I used to work in railway signalling when I was an engineering apprentice. Even back then (30 years) those safety relays cost £100 a pop.

    If they don’t get that quick setting concrete out bloody quick it will take an age to repair the damage.

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    Dee Lusional says:

    Raison d’être?

    When UKIP come to power will you expunge these foreign phrases from our language. Or just make them more anglicized as in raison-detra.

    George Bush did not have time for the French. He said the problem with the cheese eating surrender monkeys was that the French language had no word for entrepreneur.

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    Dee Lusional says:

    Old Hat!.

    Single currency = single bank = unified taxes = single wage rates (aka internal deflation)

    If UKIP come to power, the Euro bankers will up the interest rates on UK government debt – and given there is a shitload of it, guess what will happen – higher taxes / internal deflation.

    Getting out of Europe is no solution.

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    FFS, FFS says:

    We have a greater deficit because of the hole that Labour left, their libilites and legal structures they put in place to stymie an incoming Government.

    We have a greater deficit because of Brown’s gerrymandering of the benefit system

    Gay marriage is not compulsory and according to opinon polls, is supported by most of the population…so your botty is safe and UKIP is out of touch.

    It was Brown who denied the people a referendum, but Farridge keeps ignoring this. Brown skulked into Lisbon to sign it at the dead of night, out of prying eyes, in defiance of the British people

    Cameron’s pledge held good only if Lisbon remained unsigned and unratified. It wasn’t, it didn’t. Brown ratified it in defiance of an impending election and in defiance of the people of Britain. Note – Farridge has no harsh words for the real traitor, Brown

    Mr ‘New Politics’ Farridge lies about ‘the cast iron guarantee’ and when confronted, laughed and dismissed this as a ‘mere detail’

    The one certain way of getting more Europe is to allow Farridge to vote UKIP at the General Election.

    Farridge is the Homer Simpson of British politics (Doh!). Vote UKIP and Britain will be lost.

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    Noneofthem says:

    Clarkson’s TopGear is one of the BBC’s biggest source of income. Even the BBC are not stupid enough to shoot that cash cow.

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    Rightwinggit says:

    That’s twice you’ve posted this, guido…are your lords and masters getting twitchy?

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    The Timerunner says:

    Cameron stands for something different everyday.

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    Justin Beaver says:

    Wana Race

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    DR says:

    Once out of the Ropey Union we’d soon find out if our current and aspiring politicians had the nous and guts to govern without instructions from the Commissars … however, I’d advise against holding one’s breath in that event …

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    Bloke says:

    I wouldn’t lend that fat clumsy git my bike anyway.

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    Bus-spotting says:

    We’re putting leaves on the line behind us.
    Your train will now be delayed by seasonal weather conditions instead.


    PS We know how much you all love to travel by train so, especially for you, we are making all Sunday journeys take at least 50% longer than normal.

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    xplod says:

    The taxi “uniform” thing isn’t policy, and it’s actually a reference to standards of dress (well, the bit I saw was). Where I used to work we had a vague dress code for drivers – I mean, do you want to get in a cab who’s driver is wearing a sweat stained singlet, and football shorts not changed since last Sundays visit to the pub? Doesn’t mean collar and tie to be imposed…

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    A lawyer says:

    There is someone called Jimmy who posts regular pro-Labour, anti-Tory, anti-Ukip, anti-British and quite nasty things on here. He refers to darkies and coffin dodgers; his handle links to the official Labour Party website–so does Jimmy talk for the Labour Party in an official capacity? Is he an agent provocateur for the Bumsex party? Or maybe he is just another rent boy with a laptop and no job?

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    Anonymous says:

    Really refreshing that a party leader hasnt got a clue, and whats more couldnt be arsed to find out before the interview! If that had been the PM you would be whinging for days !

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    Jack Ketch says:

    The combined weight of the Lib/Lab/Con/H0m0/BBC/Kent Socialist International Workers Collective (Provisionals) has swung into action this week. There is a UKIP attack-a-day plus someone has decided to distribute sweeties to many, many bloggers to encourage the trashing of UKIP and its leader on various websites. What are they frightened of? They must be really scared sh1tless–so worried that instead of cogent argument, they rely on deprecation and insults.

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    Gertcha says:

    “Nigel is the Jeremy Clarkson of British Politics”

    In that Nigel is immensely popular with the average bloke in the street because he says what he means and means what he says.

    There may be a few lentil-knitting Marxist gays in North London who don’t like him, but they don’t like most people anyway.

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    Tory MP Alan Clark says:

    Hey, get your own adjective, that one’s mine!

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    dead perps don't steal says:

    He was one innocent man against two criminals – they should thank him for not killing them.

    In Texas he could have shot them both to death and be praised by the local police for taking out a couple of c#nts.

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    hoots the noo says:

    Sounds like Jock-ish – ask Jimmy.

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    Biffo says:

    Brillo made all that shit up though.

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    Neil Kinnock says:

    You were right the first time.

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    Smears R Us says:

    I’ve been searching the 2010 UKIP manifesto. There is no reference to taxi drivers uniforms, no reference to painting trains different colours and no reference to making the circular line circular. Still, they gave Farage a good kicking for not knowing about these made-up facts, and that’s all that matters.

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    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    Sells like hot cakes overseas though! The Yanks love it. Nice little earner for al-Beeb too! What price non-profit socialism, eh?

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    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    Toby Young’s/Cameron’s brainwave? Ain’t going to happen. Did you see the kicking he got in the Telegraph for the very idea?

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    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    Cupid stunt! I always thought well of Sir Brill O’Pad until this and now I realize that he’s just another al-Beeb lefty stooge! Nige handled the ambush really well I thought and I’m STILL going to vote for him!

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    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    Fuck off, Jazz Porridge, you (vnt!

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    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    Fucking stupid twunt at the Telegraph called it “cement”, which is merely one component of the correct term “concrete” (or sometimes “mortar”), as any fule kno!

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    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    With so many aliases, it will be hard to pinpoint any one individual, group or party doing the smearing, though?

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    Reality says:

    Farage laughed his brilloing off as he ably always does. The real damage will be done hopefully to the greed driven Conservative Party. As Brillo mentioned UKIP is on 19% in the latest ComRes poll. This may fall. But as long as UKIP divides the nasty right wing in Britain and steals votes from the Tory Party hope reigns supreme.

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    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    I’m voting UKIP and the more the trolls on here bleat, the more determined I become!

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    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    Well said, that man!

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