January 23rd, 2014

The Wandering Hands of Westminster’s Gay Mafia

As anyone who has ever spent 30 minutes in Westminster will know, it’s not just the girls who receive unwanted attention from pervy MPs.

“As I walked out of the bar, I noticed a Conservative MP following me. It had been an evening for young political activists, mostly teenage boys, and it was drawing to an end. I pretended to be engrossed in my phone, but the MP — well-liked, universally respected — lurched towards me, placing his arm around my waist and leaning in close. I could smell the whisky and cigars on his breath. ‘I’m just going to the toilet,’ he slurred, winking and gesturing at the gents. I had only worked in and around Parliament for a year, but had been on the receiving end of enough unwanted advances from male Tory MPs to know exactly what he was proposing…”

WikiGuido writes in this week’s Spectator on the wandering hands of Westminster’s gay mafia…


258 Comments

  1. 1
    kmc says:

    “I could smell the whisky and cigars on his breath.”

    Blimey. Ken Clarke?

  2. 2
    GnosticBrian says:

    And will the fearless Guido name names?

  3. 3
    Joss Taskin says:

    Do they ever get round to doing any work ?

  4. 4
    Smart Alex says:

    Wicked Boy

  5. 5
    The Right Honourable George Osborne MP says:

    When I took this job, Britain was borrowing more than £400 million every single day to pay for government spending. But as a result of the painful cuts we’ve made, the deficit is down by a third and we’re borrowing nearly £3000 less for every one of you and for every family in the country.

  6. 6

    Having experienced something similar in my later teens, I hope if this bastard is reading this, he will realise that his comeuppance will happen in a way he won’t like one bit.

    Seriously.

  7. 7
    They're all in themselves together says:

    May well be an element of truth, who knows. But dear Alex should put up a name otherwise he just comes across as a vindictive jealous bitch. Wipe yourself lad, you seem to be leaking.

  8. 8
    Katie says:

    What’s the latest on the troubles of the deputy speaker , it does seem to have gone quiet on him ?

  9. 9
    Prime Minister Comrade David Cameron says:

    Always remember that, as bad as things may seem, you’re not the person who poured fast setting concrete into the Victoria Line control room.

  10. 10
    ReefKnot says:

    No wonder they were in favour of gay marriage.

  11. 11
    Jimmy says:

    “a Conservative MP….well-liked, universally respected”

    Bullshit

  12. 12
    Jimmy says:

    He’s already working for a blog, how much worse can it get?

  13. 13
    M102 says:

    Again?

  14. 14

    Talking about matters gay, the following is to be sung to the music of Handel’s Hallelujah chorus:

    Will you all stand please for the Gordon Brown chorus!


    Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown,
    Sold-the-Gold, Sold-the-Gold, Sold-the-Gold [3x]

    For the mad sod so impotent reigneth
    Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown, Sold-the-Gold, Sold-the-Gold [2x]

    For the mad sod so impotent reigneth [3x]
    Sold-the-Gold
    The man who “saved the world”
    is become
    The waster of our wad
    And Jesus Christ, [2*]
    We’ll feel the pain for ever[4*]
    Singh of Singhs
    for ever and ever
    and Gord of Gords

    Will we ever see another of the like? Oh yes! ‘Fraid so.

  15. 15
    Stephanie Kinnock Labours' female candidate for Aberavon says:

    Oooo I can’t wait.

  16. 16

    What an awful thing to say of Tony Blair.

    From you, especially…

  17. 17
    M102 says:

    LOL. Have you had a boring day sitting w@nking in your bedsit again Jimboy?

  18. 18
    White Flight says:

    That’s me on the bus then..ffs

  19. 19

    I think he is getting paid for it pace your esteemed self.

  20. 20
    Big D says:

    Yuk they are all at it .
    Sex and money they cant keep their grubby hands of either .

  21. 21
    Jimmy says:

    I do hope you meant the blogging. Otherwise it rather undermines his story.

  22. 22
    Nick Clegg in Davos says:

    Wickham would have more gravitas if he named names.otherwise its just tittle tattle

  23. 23

    Would have thought it undermined you as well, in more than one way.

    Are you trying to tell us something, perchance?

  24. 24
    Dimmy Dave's Doubled the Debt says:

    “the deficit overspending is down by a third”

    There; fixed it for you.

  25. 25
    M­a­q­bo­ul says:

    Might be more expedient to name the innocent.

  26. 26
    Jimmy says:

    I must admit that the concept of the Gay Mafia is intriguing. I imagine the phrase “say hello to my little friend” has a somewhat different connotation.

  27. 27
    Jimmy says:

    He thinks like a blonde though.

  28. 28
  29. 29
    act says:

    teach -

  30. 30
    M­a­q­bo­ul says:

    Get a cubicle, guys !

  31. 31
    kmc says:

    I imagine that the Gay Mafia’s violin cases do actually contain violins.

  32. 32
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Have you read the masthead of this esteemed establishment? Clearly not.

    As for the cry of “name names!” in the various comments, I couldn’t agree less. The truth will out in its own good time and in its own peculiar way: in weeks, months, maybe years – and it will be all the more delicious when it does.

  33. 33

    In a perfect world you would be right.

    These vermin would cut him off from his supply of leads if he did follow that path. They are like the Mafia in that respect. He will reach a position, before too long, where they will need him more than the other way round.

    Then he can deliver the coup de grâce. I look forward to that.

  34. 34
    Mabel says:

    Typical sexist rightie.

  35. 35
    Osama the Nazarene says:

    Does he squat in North London?

  36. 36
    Anonymous says:

    This piece felt more about Wickham than it did about any alleged improprieties. Does he really think that he is so attractive that no-one can keep their hands off him?

    Pretty shoddy piece of innuendo-reporting.

  37. 37
    Jimmy says:

    Is the boss called the Fairy Godmother?

  38. 38
    Universal Hiss says:

    Well I’m glad to see Westminster is all for equal opportunities for both males & females to sexually harassed.

    What more could be asked for?

  39. 39
    Hairy arsed Dick says:

    Neo Guido is a hunk!

  40. 40
  41. 41
    Anonymous says:

    person of interest is the person who can handle the urn.
    H itch a cock

  42. 42
  43. 43
    Universal Hiss says:

    Yes that’s right. Blame the victim.

    Fuckwit.

  44. 44
    Osama the Nazarene says:

    If the perv wants to stay in the closet it is his right to do so. Wiki was quite right not to out him, that should be left to the leftie hypocrites like Tatchell.

  45. 45
  46. 46
    icsis says:

    nah. now moulder snd smolder in tinned tomoto. honeyed roll for -<

  47. 47

    Surely it is only his right to do so if he does not infringe other’s rights not to be molested by a pervert.

    Given the facts here, I see no moral imperative to stay silent. All I see is a pragmatic recognition of the circumstances.

    If you then want to argue that pragmatism is itself a moral philosophy, then so be it.

  48. 48
    B elimda says:

    ghee is thick.

  49. 49
    Gary Bloke says:

    I think that Mr Wickham made his excuses and left. It didn’t go as far as innuendo.

  50. 50

    Spot on! A Multi-fuckwit!

  51. 51
    Jack Ketch says:

    I was informed by an elderly, retired officer of the Met. that at Charing Cross Police Station they had “The Black Book” that recorded the names of MPs, Lords, and other prominent figures who had “misunderstandings” in the public toilets, grubbier pubs and darker lanes of that part of the West End. The book held many, many names including those who eventually held the highest posts in the G. He told me the story in the 1970s, so his experience covered the 1930s to 1960s. What’s the betting that nothing has really changed and that those “gentlemen”, now with grey-locks and florid cheeks deliberating over second readings of Bills or a big case at the Bailey regret their “moments of madness” of twenty or thirty years ago when reminded by someone with a vested interest and an old, but credible sworn statement.

  52. 52
    Jack Boot says:

    So basically you’re helping a drowning man to die slowly.

  53. 53
    Lydia Wickham says:

    What a good joke! I can hardly write for laughing!

  54. 54
    Joss Taskin says:

    Any truth in the rumour that ████ ‘changed my tune ‘ Hoon has dumped Crabina Trimingham and is now going out with Jenny Talwarts ?

  55. 55
    WTF says:

    ….Imposter?

  56. 56
    Lord Stansted says:

    One lives in hope.

  57. 57

    Is that a name or a medical condition?

  58. 58
    Spartacus says:

    more than a little unexpected – all round

  59. 59

    Not at all.

    The words seemed to adapt so well and the tune is well known and loved.

    I thought of it on the toilet too.

  60. 60
    The Late Lord Denning says:

    The boss of the gay mafia is known as the capo di tutti frutti

  61. 61
    Shooty* says:

    This is all very homophobic.

    Like with demands from a certain peaceful religion, isn’t it obligatory to do everything they demand nowadays?

  62. 62
    Uncle Monty says:

    “I mean to have you, even if it must be burglary.”

  63. 63
    stun2 says:

    Is there any foundation to this story?

  64. 64
    FFS says:

    Was he actually molested? They just made a pass at him.

    Happens to me often too. I just tell them to fuck off and leave me alone. I think to myself “This is what attractive women have to put up with on a continual basis, poor dears”. Quite an eye opener when you realise what it feels like to be on the receiving end of unwanted attention.

  65. 65
    Anon. says:

  66. 66
    RomaBob.... Beeg Issue, Beeg Issue! says:

    Not if they catch a youngster in the back passage!

  67. 67
    Ken Barlow says:

    Im the cock ‘o’ the north

  68. 68
  69. 69
    CrapCleaner says:

    This process will permanently delete files from your system.

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  70. 70
    Hardtimes says:

    Perhaps this guy was lucky in case “Knockout” handycock Jr was,nt helping daddy in the office. He may have set fire to the chariot.

  71. 71
    Animal_Defender says:

    Marriages for Gay dogs

  72. 72
    Universal Hiss says:

    This is not acceptable in a workplace at all for either sex.

    It’s about power over others with sex thrown in.

    Vile.

    I’m glad you are in a position to toss off unwanted attention without fear.

    Others are not so fortunate.

  73. 73
    Anonymous says:

    Spiteful, class war luddite with shit for brains.
    This country will always be held back by hateful morons like you jimmy.

    Do us all a favour and throw yourself off a tall building.

  74. 74
    Ginger Rodent says:

  75. 75
    Black Rod says:

    Why can we lock up Tommy Robinson for fraud but we can’t impeach MPs who have stolen thousands of pounds from taxpayers?

  76. 76
    Public School Headmaster says:

    They were perfectly normal boys before they came to board at my school – motto ‘Depravity maketh the man’

  77. 77
    Kurnell Kurtzie says:

    Nah, Ken is untouchable now, he can and does do what he wants, usually eleven year old boys.

  78. 78
    Gordon Brown says:

    At 6.30 tomorrow morning I shall be putting down an early day motion.

  79. 79
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    Never been for a ride on one of those and I don’t think I want to.

  80. 80
    One Term Dave says:

    Bumsex is the future.

  81. 81

    @FFS

    You are just logic chopping here.

    On an earlier page I set out what I saw as the established trick here. You say to someone (whose approximate home address is diametrically opposite to where yours is): let us share a taxi.

    Immediately there is deceit. Then when you get to your own home, and know your advances have been rebuffed, you get out of the cab without paying anything and your travel partner has to pay to get himself back the way you have both come and then onwards to his own home.

    One way, you get your reward, the other way the other person pays for your fare when your remuneration is likely to be higher. If that is not shitdom, pray tell me what is?

    You have been around the block enough to deal with it. So have I. Being older and uglier than I used to be, made worse by a ridiculous Captain Birds Eye beard (soon to go when the sun returns), I would probably knock the fucking block off someone who tried that on me,

    I think you should allow some context here. Not everyone else is like you.

    @UH

    Again, quite right.

  82. 82
    Fart In My Whitbread says:

    Fucking hell your blog is a load of fucking wank. How far away from the fucking real world do you live love? Its like a little girl who never grew up, flowers and fucking baking, what a load of middle class wankery. People like you make me fucking sick, you know fuck all about anything. I seriously hope you have a decent excuse for that load of airheaded arse dribble that you call a blog, maybe you had a bad head injury and reverted to the mindset of a 13 year old middle class girl who has never seen a black person. Otherwise you really are a c”u”n”t of the fucking highest order.

  83. 83
    Mycroft says:

    As with any unwanted attention, I find a fucking slap does the trick,If that doesn’t do it then a quick reminder that these “gentlemen” mostly have a wife at home!

  84. 84
    nell says:

    Well the article is a little biased in that alex whatsisname is trying to say that only tory mp’s are guilty of sexual misdemeanors . Is is very clear from the rennard affair and chrisbryantmp and his disgraceful web photo in his knickers that this sort of culture is cross party not one party.

  85. 85
    Tony Blair the Mass Murdering Millionaire says:

    Because I say so, now shut the fuck up and enjoy your enrichment.

  86. 86
    Michael Fabricant says:

    I resemble that comment

  87. 87
    Fart In My Whitbread says:

    While c”u”n”t”s like you tug your fucking forelock and carry on arselicking the fuckers in power. I hope they come for your fucking kids in the middle of the night, thats what you fucking deserve you sad sack of fucking shit. Grow a fucking pair you thick fucking mong.

  88. 88
    Mark Oaten says:

    It sounds like that Tory MP was shitfaced.

  89. 89
    Rightwinggit says:

    Hello Zit..still supporting Tim Yeo on the record?

  90. 90
    The Prime Mincer says:

    I always use the back door in the strangers bar.

  91. 91
    CYNICAL OLD GIT says:

    Young political activists……. mainly teenage boys Christ on a Bike, had they nothing better to do, what kind of a teenage boy are we breeding nowadays that they actually attend such things …………..maybe if they had invited the ‘ under 18s ‘ rugby team that my nephew plays for and tried to grope them it may have been a bit more interesting,certainly the Westminster Hospital A&E would have had an eventful evening.!

  92. 92
    Smart Defrag says:

    No wally cares what you type, nell. Fuck off, if you like.

  93. 93
    Having a column in The S_n has generted some interesting comments, has it not? says:

    Nice one!

  94. 94
    FFS says:

    Fair comment, it shouldn’t happen, but saying he was molested is exaggerating what was actually being claimed.

    As I say, although it shouldn’t happen I was at least grateful that I have experienced such unwanted attention in ther past since it allowed me to empathise with women that have been on the receiving end of such attention from predatory men (and this also shouldn’t happen). The sense that one’s skin is attempting to make a sharp exit from the scene without you is quite unsettling.

    Fuck – I need to pick my son up from college. CU L8r

  95. 95
    Fart In My Whitbread says:

    What. A. Massive. Fucking. C. U. N. T. Like a wankier version of dictionary corner with some jumped up arsehole making unfunny fucking puns for the coffin dodging blue rinse brigade. Utter fucking n0nce CN<T

  96. 96
    Universal Hiss says:

    He doesn’t say that at all.

    He was recounting something that happened to him.

    Yes he mentioned the political persuasion of the person.

    In the words of the great Ed Balls,so what?

  97. 97
    Anonymous says:

    Go fuck yourself pussy. You’re just the sort of c*nt that would take people’s kids away and introduce them to your tiny, septic cock.

    Sh*tlicker!

  98. 98
    Guido Fawkes says:

    Too much time on your hands, Steve? You’re not quite retired or dead, yet, are you?
    So, why are you infesting MY blog with your shite?

  99. 99
    One Term Dave says:

    I don’t support gay dog marriage in spite of being a conservative, I support gay dog marriage because I am a conservative!

  100. 100
    Horny handed son of toil says:

    Wow a real class warrior! Comrades Stalin, Lenin, Trotsky, Milliband, Hobsbawn etc. would be well proud. Totalitarians of the world unite you have nothing to lose but your forelocks.

  101. 101
    CYNICAL OLD GIT says:

    I seem to remember a little catamite labour cabinet minister Mandl..er……….Mandle Mandel………………
    got it…………….. Mandelson falsifying a mortgage claim does any body out there know the outcome ?

  102. 102
    Anonymous says:

    Talking of nonces, haven’t you got to register at the police station this evening fuckwit?

  103. 103
    The LibLabCon Cerberus says:

    The only way to climb the greasy pole in the HoC is to climb a greasy pole.

  104. 104
    Anonymous says:

    The info’s rock solid.

  105. 105
    Universal Hiss says:

    & there is no need to be so unpleasant to Nell is there?

  106. 106
    Universal Hiss says:

    Oh my,another cliche.

    Did you get a new Bumper Book of Cliches this Christmas?

  107. 107
    Anonymous says:

    Typical ignorant tribal dinosaur who still views life in terms of left and right.

  108. 108
    Mary Creagh says:

    Typical uKIp.
    Getting worked up about the colour of trains when the real issue facing any serious, legitimate party is ..

    THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE IS SEXIST !!!!!!!!

  109. 109
    Bilda Berger says:

    I get the sense that you are not entirely a fan. Please elucidate.

  110. 110
    A model citizen says:

    Isn’t he the chappie that came out with that new post-democracy thingy idea? I can’t wait for them to introduce that here. I’m so tired of having to go a vote every couple of years. Council this, EU that, then there’s that general election thing every five years…it’s all so confusing.

    Let those professional politicians do the thinking for us I say.

  111. 111
    Osama the Nazarene says:

    You’re quite right “dead or alive”. Saying it was the perv’s right to remain in the closet was a trifle strong, rights being attached to anything these days. So lets put Wiki’s action down to pragmatism and commend him for his generosity of spirit.

  112. 112
    Ed Balls says:

    I’ve been put in charge of drafting Labour’s economic manifesto for the next election. Can anybody tell me, does umpteen come before or after eleventeen?

  113. 113
    Osama the Nazarene says:

    Hear hear on both counts. Nell is a Guido Blog treasure until some Labourite troll hijack’s her moniker.

  114. 114
    The Foreign Secretary says:

    Would be a lot quicker.

  115. 115
    David Ward says:

    ^^I’m having a cold Kronenburg right now and a nice Chinese meal in front of a roaring fire

    What are you doing Guido ?

  116. 116
    Tin foil top hat says:

    Elm Tree Guest House

  117. 117
    The Foreign Secretary says:

    Laws bringing up the rear as usual.

  118. 118
    Ed Centibland says:

    It’s more than quarter of a million, but less than £250,000…

  119. 119

    No. He’s helping a nation of spenda-holics hooked on debt socialisation to taper off.

  120. 120
    Whoops! Apocalypse! says:

    Here’s a computer-generate simulation of your economic policies and their effect on Britain.

  121. 121
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Zac screwing the poor with Eco taxes….

  122. 122
    He he he says:

    mùmù
    glow
    has been.

    shsipink.
    rare treat is teh staek thatitself is a burger.

  123. 123
  124. 124

    Someone has a problem with freedom of expression. If you had the courage to come out of your self-made beer-soaked hell, you wouldn’t find it necessary to verbally assault someone who takes pleasure out of the business of living in a particularly cowardly way. Arsehole.

  125. 125
    The British Public says:

    Oh, NOW you understand it.

    What a total fraud and humbug you are Zac. Goldsmith.

    Everyone in Westminster has been conspiting to avoid being accountable to the British public for years, you included.

  126. 126
    Peter Mangledbum says:

    Well, generally, the outcome is I’ve got a big house I could in no way afford and I get lots of money off the EU providing I lie all the time and tell you the EU’s brilliant and you’ll all die if you vote to leave.

    Not bad, given I worked for a government that pretty-well fucked the whole of Britain.

  127. 127
    The British Public says:

    He’s just another spoilt rich brat who smirks in front of his bathroom mirror and lies to himself that he has someting to offer.

  128. 128
    GORDON BROWN (EX MP) says:

    Thank you. I fully agree with an added 0%.

  129. 129
    Teapot says:

    Mortgage fraud is a crime.

    It is odd, though, how few bank employees who committed it when creating the sub-prime debts that were flogged off as the shitty derivatives to help bring about the credit crunch have been prosecuted for it.

  130. 130
    Adolf Hitler, National Socialist, says:

    Do you have a life of your own, Jimmy?

    Or is your sole purpose on this planet to just show slavish devotion to the Labour Party and its spiteful hatred of everything that doesn’t fit its fucked-up anti-success PC mindset?

  131. 131
    Labourite troll says:

    No apostrophe needed

  132. 132

    Appreciated and agree.

  133. 133
    FFS says:

    This is the twat that comes here regularly to spew streams of swear words at people for the least reason. Then he has the audacity to refer to others as immature.

  134. 134
    FFS says:

    Steve???? Who’s Steve?

  135. 135
    FFS says:

    Fuck off “if you like”. What the hell kind of abuse is that?

    ‘Tis neither one thing nor t’other.

  136. 136
    Chris Huhne says:

    Yes, I took her out to the finest seafood restaurant in Eastleigh.
    For an hors d’oeuvre they brought us six oysters.
    The first course consisted of langoustines.
    For the entree we had lobster thermidor.
    And then for dessert I gave her crabs.

  137. 137
    A Penguin says:

    The Australian government is seekng cost recovery for the $2.4 million costs incurred due to the rescue efforts required for Professor Turkey and his eco-loons.

    Meanwhle, Professor Turkey and his fellow “scientists”, (who snuck back into Tasmania a couple of days ago) have been remarkably quiet…

  138. 138
    FFS says:

    It is also biased in the sense that is you begin reading on the assumption that these old duffers were simply drunk and being overly friendly in that way that drunks can be sometimes. Only one of them actually touched him – the others might simply have been looking for someone to prop them up or give them an excuse for further drinking.

  139. 139

    @FFS

    Acknowledge and thank you.

    My sensitivity to this comes from my earlier life experience of trouble in this quarter. Let’s face it, it could happen to the son you are picking up. I sincerely hope that will never be the case.

    Consensual sex is where most of us come from. It is wonderful and there is no need to moralise providing any kids are looked after.

    Any way in which obtaining sex is used as a way of persuading the other party to do something they would not want to do otherwise is an abuse of position. Male, female or both does not change the principle IMO.

  140. 140
    FFS says:

    I think, Jimmy, that the EDL are more on your side of the game? Or do you think the working class don’t do Islamphobia? Or is it atacit admission that Labour have given up on the working class and Islam is the way forward?

  141. 141
    Reginald D Hunter says:

    It’s all about how you frame the question. If you frame a question in the right way you can avoid having to deal with logic entirely.

  142. 142
    White rabbit says:

    It’s official…As requested by Jimmy, he’s now the blog embedded journalist specialising in all matters commie.

  143. 143
    Reginald D Hunter says:

    By the way Guido, your website is fucked. It’s putting the comments in the worng places.

  144. 144
    Oatey says:

    Count me in!

  145. 145
    White rabbit says:

    Quite so, a number of different identities but the same stench of sulphur from all of ‘em.

  146. 146

    As Jimmy’s interlocutor upon his being awarded Comment of the Day may I congratulate him on his entry (very much On/T) whilst remaining crestfallen that the red reality appears to have prevailed. :-(

  147. 147
    David Cameron - Useless waste of space says:

    Made mistake of flipping to BBC News site and saw picture of Cameron looking like he was about to lash out at someone saying patience is needed on the economy.

    Ok: Here it is straight.

    The economy has been a pile shit since Cameron got in to office. First two years understandable as Labour truly fucked the thing up.

    However, the Olympics then happened: What didn’t happen was all the economic good news that was being ramped before.

    Following this, Ed Balls lied about triple dip, but then the economy itself has been fairly flat.

    In the midst of this, the worthless fuck Cameron has decided to open the doors to a bunch of useless benefit seekers from R’omania and B’ulgaria. Not to mention tried to go to war in Syr!a on an intelligence document that quite frankly had Al Campbell blushing.

    Then the fucktard Cameron gives us what his gut feels on the subject of climate change, and attempts to sell that as a settled science, whilst completely fucking failing to get Defra and the Environment Agency doing basic water management – which they are paid to do – and putting the UK at risk of lights out with a fucked up windmill policy that is forcing prices up.

    Where he gets the gall to call for patience is a mystery.

    In more rational times, this retarded sack of filth would be removed from office, some time back it must be added.

    Rant over – but these are the issues working against the Conservative MP’s who are trying and doing a good job. Those in the marginals must realize by now that Cameron is planning to give them the Maria Hutching’s treatment at the next GE.

    In any case – the economy will likely not recover on UK Main Street as the illusion of recovery at the moment will be shattered when the Fed starts to increase it’s interest rates.

    Being at this end of the global carry trade may wind up putting the UK at serious risk, unless of course the funny money flooding our way is put into the FTSE, and the FTSE subsequently crashed.

    The only long term fix for the UK economy is:

    Exit the EU.

  148. 148
    Casual Observer 5 says:

    Perhaps Guido is just throwing him a bone, as they say…

  149. 149
    Judge Dreadful says:

    20 minutes is about the time it takes for the Jury to get from the court room to to their jury room, make 11 coffees, unwrap the little packets of biscuits, eat them, finish their coffees, elect a foreman, have a vote, call for the usher, tell the usher they have made a decision, who then will go and tell the judge they have produced a verdict, wait for the usher to come back and collect them and then walk back into court.

    Whichever legal genius in the CPS brought this prosecution should have the costs of the trial deducted from their salary.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2544671/Cleared-20-minutes-Businessman-defended-property-fuel-burglars-fighting-against-fence-post.html

  150. 150
    Shpack says:

    Ralph, is that you?

  151. 151
    Shpack says:

    And it should be ‘depravity makyth man’…

  152. 152
    Blowing Whistles says:

    After reading down to here at this time (of posting) – Indeed.

    Seems they are desperately seeking the at arms length help of the homo’s and gypo’s. They are indeed desperate to place any group before them to destroy those who speak out – the truth, thw whole truth and the unbearable truth that they thought they had ‘covered up’.

  153. 153
    Britannia says:

    I don’t see how opposing the islamification of our country is a class issue.

  154. 154

    @ WR

    True. I have acknowledged it as his victory elsewhere on this page.

    My chagrin is somewhat ameliorated by the thought that he has not been paid for it…

  155. 155

    What an absolutely disgusting mental image presents itself. :-)

  156. 156
    Psyche the Dog says:

    Be careful, unless you have verifiable proof, you are leaving the Two Fawkeses open to be sued as the publisher of this blog, remember the McAlpine fiasco and of course your self.

  157. 157
    Blowing Whistles says:

    His head is too far up his own Rse and as for his ‘friends’ – ditto.

  158. 158
  159. 159
    Casual Observer 5 says:

    Inspired by Labour. What else can I say :-)

  160. 160
    Psyche the Dog says:

    Sounds a bit pathetic doesn’t it, word travels and the little dears still come and fight to get in.

  161. 161
    Blowing Whistles says:

    He’s an ‘owned’ Militant politicised homosexual criminal – and that’s just for starters.

    No one of his ilk could gain the title Lord – if they did NOT possess rather a lot of dirt on rather a lot of others – for ease of persuasion! persua….

  162. 162
    Casual Observer 5 says:

    It is more correctly termed: A Crusade

  163. 163

    It’s that fucking, Aspergers, twathead c’unt again, isn’t it?

  164. 164
    Blowing Whistles says:

    They are all ‘owned’ sad little shits.

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  166. 166
    White rabbit says:

    Damn it ! What a shame, I’ve got to exfoliate and moisturise tonight.

  167. 167
    CAMRAN : Campaign for Real Ale, and Nell says:

    Bring back the real Nell and ignore the lefty troll.

  168. 168
    Confuser says:

    Greg Dyke.

  169. 169

    I spy, with my little eye, an etymological problem…

  170. 170
    Casual Observer 5 says:

    First or fist ? ;-)

  171. 171

    Can you explain the choice here and why these conditions should be thought of as mutually exclusive?

  172. 172
    Blowing Whistles says:

    I may have had one or two differences with nell (whichever one) but the content of the comment is truthful – in as much as I have been stating it for quite some time.

    It is the ‘timing’ of the “Reactiuonary Reply” (within 5 minutes) which is your undoing – cross party troll Rsole.

  173. 173
    Blowing Whistles says:

    posted as above 124 – hadn’t read down this far. Indeed.

  174. 174
    Psyche the Dog says:

    So exactly how much is the National Debt now, including PFIs which of course Gideon is also using?

  175. 175
    Was child abuse institutionalised at Nick Cleggs old school ? says:

    Blimey cant be true otherwise such information could be used to control the decision makers !!!!!

  176. 176
    Casual Observer 5 says:

    Well – post reformation would have to be conducted by protestants, and would be fighting locally rather than in far distant lands, but a religious conflict is much more preferable than a racially motivated conflict, or outright terrorism.

    Politically Correct thoughts 101 : ** taps nose **

  177. 177
    Black Cock says:

    Anyone seen a Mr Dromey ?

  178. 178
    Blowing Whistles says:

    They have all been empowered and placed there as an affront to what is normal and decent by those who (as expressed as in freedom of expression above) hide themselves behind many cloaks of respectability and deceptions.

  179. 179

    There is a support !srael banner on the blog.

  180. 180
    Was child abuse institutionalised at Nick Cleggs old school ? says:

    One teacher prosecuted for child abuse may be considered careless but 5 of them is institutional

  181. 181
    Blowing Whistles says:

    He’s been ‘owned’ for years and he knows it – two-faced bastard.

  182. 182

    As to the inspiration, the former.

    Everything else I can imagine, and a lot more I should not even wish to, the latter!

  183. 183
    Nobody likes a naughty little prickteaser says:

    Oh yes!

  184. 184
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Cliff Clark and Ken Richards and lodsa others atop a pile of shit.

  185. 185
    A Friend of I'srael says:

    Great blog Katie.

    Best not dwell on deputy speaker as speculation will be subject to contempt seeing as he is formally charged and going through the mill at the moment.

    Would not count on seeing him back anytime soon.

  186. 186
    Was child abuse institutionalised at Nick Cleggs old school ? says:

    You forgot to mention that him and Hague attempted to embroil us in a war with Syria on bugger all evidence.

  187. 187
    Blowing Whistles says:

    And silence be’gets’ …..?

  188. 188
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    They all got wandering hands… £, $, +, i.

  189. 189
    Psyche the Dog says:

    What seems strange is the fact that they fight to get into non paid jobs their mummies and daddies must be absolutely loaded, probably ex-public school boys gap year, these lads must talk to each other before they go there.

  190. 190

    Have just realised I misread Britannia’s comment (missing the opposing aspect)!

    Cancel my comment!

  191. 191
    Nick Clegg says:

    Mr Hancock you’ve been naughty, please report to the office tomorrow for some good old fashioned spanking.

  192. 192
    Blowing Whistles says:

    TPTB – need a fucking war to distract from their unholy despicable behaviour – over decades which is now what the middle classes have woken up to.

  193. 193
    Casual Observer 5 says:

    Am fairly certain that ‘Gay Mafia’ is not really suitable for a family blog such as this, where children and stuff could read it.

    Must have been quite intimidating, not to mention unwelcome, for Alex at the time. This is probably part of the gauntlet which the unpaid interns have to run.

    Might be an idea to require regular and mandatory HIV testing for all members of the house, in addition to drugs.

  194. 194
    M102 says:

    That’s the spirit :)

  195. 195
    Eric Joyce says:

    So do I when the plod turn up.

  196. 196
    Well done. Never give in says:

    Nasty cow in the office.
    Good to see her exposed.

  197. 197
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Cockpuppet Imposter!

  198. 198
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Bill the Roach – seen on NZ TV ‘lying through his teeth’ prompoted someone to make a complaint – which has been taken up by the prosecution.

    Take fucking note The MET Re: McBride on BBC newsnight – making a public invitation for complaints to be made against him.

    Does an ‘intelligence unit’ of the MET read this blog – or are they all illiterate fucking cognitive dissonance sufferers?

  199. 199
    Joe Bloggs says:

    No – more like T. May…

  200. 200

    Abolish it and introduce jury system of government.

  201. 201
    Not Blowing Whistles says:

    They really need a war in order to consolidate previous territorial gains and increase sphere of influence.

    From an economic point of view: The US needs war in order to consume its inventory, and build political support for the next generation of weapons to be procured.

    The US needs Europe to engage in war so as the member states further deplete their military forces making them more interdependent – ie. moving towards Federal Europe.

    They also do not want Europe to be a peer competitor in the military sphere, or start signing arms deals with Russ!a: This is despite certain key Russ!an weapons systems being much better an cheaper than the equivalents in the West.

    (If you want to stop a drone, you can buy the appropriate jamming device for about $2,500 from Russ!a. But, if you need to confuse a guided missile in a high rise building, firing up a microwave oven with the door removed can do the trick nicely: Don’t be anywhere near the microwave when the missile finds it…)

    The subtext for the European theater is that the US does not want war in Europe, and they need credible Federal Europe sized arms contractors to provide competition to their own in order to reduce domestic costs. That in a nutshell is John Major’s interest.

    The US is projecting some of its Foreign Policy through Europe at present, which is why the obvious attempt to reclaim the old Ottoman Empire territory is not proceeding naturally.

    The balance of power at present is really held by the UK and Turkey.

    The decisions they make with respect Europe in the next year or so will set the course of history for the next few generations.

  202. 202
    BBC news special report says:

    Leverage over the puppets?

    Install pliable puppets with shall we say ‘habits’ and addictions and they are more likely to follow orders while playing front of house manikins, obedient just as long as their desires are serviced. You can better understand these weasels if you know who they really are and what kind of degenerates they are.

  203. 203
    The Prime Mincer says:

  204. 204
    Casual Observer 5 says:

    I read your comment as subtly valid ;-)

    If the mongs of the past had not lost at Acre we would not be dealing with this mess now.

    Lesson learned: When fighting muzzies – don’t be hasty.

  205. 205
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Ah, now why does that remind me of BBC conducted interviews?, first decide who is going to be in the frame.

  206. 206
    Casual Observer 5 says:

    Perhaps something akin to gimp suits under Big Ben, or just publicly broadcast death by chocolate ?

  207. 207

    Much less than it would have been under endogenous neo-classical growth theory.

  208. 208

    Has TaT been released into the community again?

  209. 209
    Jacobite half-seas over the water says:

    Go ahead and say whatever you like. It’s my understanding that Guido will simply delete anything that he judges could form the basis for an actual libel lawsuit.

  210. 210

    That has happened to me twice tonight:

    I had used the term Logic chopping and realised whilst posting that it functions as its own antonym.

    It is rather like that MP, isn’t it? One can have it either way…

  211. 211
    Food Watch says:

    And let’s not forget Pizza.

    If I want to marry a slice of Pizza, then I damned well should be able to !

  212. 212
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Please sir!.

  213. 213

    A contranym, in fact!

  214. 214
    Fish says:

    Never mind, the BBC TV Tax-payer will stump up for the debacle

  215. 215
    Anonymous says:

    beaker’s flies are undone!

  216. 216
    Blowing Whistles says:

    9:51 – IMPOSTER

  217. 217
    Tarquin Bumboy-Feltch says:

    I loved the attention as an intern. Oooooo shut that red box!

  218. 218
    Sam the Skull says:

    If not Guido himself then his bar-certified better half.

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  220. 220
    Potts says:

    I note in the Times that 130 private schools have employed pea dough file teachers over the last 50 years.

    I felt the report was rather unfair on two establishments – Gayhurst and Old Ride prep schools – which are at least upfront about it.

  221. 221
    Anonymous says:

    “I was reduced to fabricating a girlfriend who I had to meet. The lie worked but I was left with a 45-minute journey back south, and he stuck me with the whole bill.”

    There’s a cryptic clue here, this was clearly Micheal Fabricant.

    The mustache should have been a dead giveaway.

  222. 222
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Anyone who entertains blair on any world stage and those who have paid him – really do need to get their shit together – because ‘he is not tolerated by the public anymore’. Are they serving coffee at Davos?

    Chilcot – NOW. I INVITE the leaks “YESTERDAY”. And what of Buff hoon and M Dugher?

  223. 223
    Blowing Whistles says:

    There are lies, damned lies and statistics

    And when the numbers DO NOT add up they do not ADD UP. Go figure.

  224. 224
    Jimmy says:

    “My sensitivity to this comes from my earlier life experience of trouble in this quarter.”

    Sorry to hear. One word. Lubricant.

  225. 225
    UKIP or bust says:

    Yeah, they dictate their expenses, and roll up for the Wednesday Punch And Judy show hoping to get a walk on part with lines, and err, that’s it.

    All the work is done in Brussels.

  226. 226
    The Mother of Parliaments says:

    Classy

  227. 227

    Well I suppose if you supply lubricant liberally at both ends then that is one way. You would get a cross between Joyce and Mandelson.

    My experience tells me that procreation is more efficiently achieved by more conventional means. Or even recreational enjoyment.

    Have you ever been done for drіving illegally in one-way streets BTW?

  228. 228
    Captain Haddock says:

    Scotch QT without Nicola Sturgeon? Very fishy!

  229. 229
    Anonymous says:

    Or that.

  230. 230

    Don’t imagine that gimp suits were that readily available in the Athens at the time of Pericles.

  231. 231
    MP Penny Mordaunt's belly-flops says:

    Shiittttttt, kaaaaaboooooom x2

  232. 232
    Sins of the father... says:

  233. 233
    You're Lookinh the Wrong Way says:

    Well you’ve got one name totally wrong and the other has already been investigated and not charged.

  234. 234
    You're Lookinh the Wrong Way says:

    They need a war because Saudi and Qatar are pulling the strings across the whole middle east now, with US complicity. I’m speculating that they want to restore the caliphate and have done a deal to have US support as long as the oil keeps flowing and Israel is left alone.

  235. 235
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    Having looked at that video where I am from that is a simple case of jaywalking by the Press.

    Arrested and charged yet ?

  236. 236
    Psyche the Dog says:

    But how much?

  237. 237
    Psyche the Dog says:

    That’s at the Master’s bidding

  238. 238
    Psyche the Dog says:

    I have been on this blog for many years, and the expletives and swear words have have got worse and increased, but Fawksey doesn’t delete them, the trouble is nowadays some people just cannot open their mouths without at least one swear word in every sentence and it seems it has entered their writing.

  239. 239
    Psyche the Dog says:

    ” going through the mill at the moment” Ooooo, painfull!

  240. 240
    Psyche the Dog says:

    You mean a Mr Charles Lynton Puss?

  241. 241
    Psyche the Dog says:

    They are politicos what do you expect, total honesty and dedication to serving their constituents.

  242. 242
    Psyche the Dog says:

    There are two ways or things that might happen, he will be promoted or he will be dropped and disappear, take your pick.

  243. 243
    Psyche the Dog says:

    If you are a young fella and you are not that way inclined you do not go into gay bars or clubs, folks talk and the average young fella takes notice which is a meeting place for gays and they do not go to them, in a place of work very often you have little choice who you work with, but can always make your position clear, if that does not work leave.

  244. 244
    Psyche the Dog says:

    Oooo young Fawkesy, I think someone fancies you!

  245. 245
    Psyche the Dog says:

    Your boring!

  246. 246
    (Rarely) Dangerous Brian says:

    Gordon was actually seen in Davos, deep in conversation with an enthralled Matt Damon.
    Way to go, Gordie.
    Up the workers

  247. 247
    (Rarely) Dangerous Brian says:

    Actually watched a rerun of Deadwood instead, like a proper QT but with swearing and a bit more like real life.

  248. 248
    Psyche the Dog says:

    On here, quite so, so as long as the professional politicians are Cons or Conservative UKippers (as opposed to ex liebore and LibDem UKippers)

  249. 249
    Observation says:

    Of course. I remember reading on Peter Hitchens’ blog that the CCHQ server crashed to to the volume of material being downloaded from gay websites.

    It seems like the party has passed a tipping point where like attracts like.

  250. 250
    Psyche the Dog says:

    That will be your days work over then

  251. 251
    (Rarely) Dangerous Brian says:

    And, allegedly, not too worried about “getting in bed” with the filthy rich.
    Oo er missis.
    Up the workers.

  252. 252
    (Rarely) Dangerous Brian says:

    They do say that one in three are gay, I wonder if that is the case with these three.

  253. 253
    Martin says:

    You don’t understand. Rebuffing a Homosexual advance is a Hate Crime

  254. 254
    Anonymous says:

    I’ve reached an age when an unwelcome grope would not be entirely unwelcome. Someone should tell these bright young things their gropability has a sell-by date.

  255. 255
    Anonymous says:

    That rules out the 48/256 Tory MPs that are women.

  256. 256
    Anonymous says:

    Why bother with benefits, when there is a much better living to be made from metal thieving, cashpoint scams and begging.

  257. 257
    Anonymous says:

    About £1.4tr + PFI, Public Sector pensions, Nuclear Decommissioning and Network Rail.

  258. 258
    Lean Britain's Groin Mole says:

    “….and he duly followed me into the gents and licked my mole..and I said come intern for me and he duly did…and I said ‘one day you will become deputy prime minister for the tory party’ and he duly did ….”


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