January 23rd, 2014

Quote of the Day

Nigel Farage is asked by Andrew Neil about his party’s support for a compulsory dress code for taxi drivers and repainting trains in traditional colours:

“Do we? News to me… I’ve never read that. I’ve no idea what you’re talking about. When it comes to websites, I’m not the expert.”


6 Comments

  1. 1
    Yossarian says:

    Farage is so competent he’d fit right in with the Cabinet.

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  2. 2
    kmc says:

    Sounds good. I’d also like all chimney sweeps to doff their threadbare tweed caps to us in public, whist making cheerful commentary about the weather in a slightly over the top Cockney accent.

    “Mornin’ squire! A bit parky today and no mistake, Gaw’d bless ya and give me best regards to the missus!”

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  3. 3
    SleeplessInKirkaldy says:

    I think anyone would find it hard to run such a bloated government machine competently in this era of the internet and the 24 hour news cycle

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  4. 5

    Mr FaRAGE doesn’t appear to be the brightest lamp in street.

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  5. 6
    john in cheshire says:

    There should be a formal dress code for all bbc presenters; clown outfits. Or maybe Pinnochio outfits, nazi outfits, mao coats, stalin moustaches or che berets.

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