January 21st, 2014

WATCH: Taking the Fear Out of Brexit


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    Pardon says:

    Brexit . . . right

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    Jimmy says:

    The fact that Britain’s most sane, rational and balanced politicians support this has convinced me.

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    William Wallace says:

    You have nothing to fear but freedom

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    Spartacus says:

    either it does not play, or it is currently overwhelmed . . .

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    cep says:

    Venezuela is lovely this time of year I’m told.

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    Tim in Singapore says:

    Bunch of nutters. Hannan looks and sounds truly bonkers. I bet the tips of his ears go white when he’s roused. And why does Campbell Bannerman talk in that weird, slurry way? Maybe he’s had ‘training’. I bet he’s a charmer with the ladies in the lounge bar, though.

    The political bits were scarier than the horror-film inserts. Creepy. Eeek.

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    Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Immigrants, Criminals & other Wasters. says:

    Let’s get out of this corrupt organisation before the assassinations of the bureaucrats begin.

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    Spartacus says:

    as noam chomsky said when asked why bush and b-lair were not in front of the war crimes tribunal in the hague:

    that is the difference between justice and power

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    Spartacus says:

    dont feed the troll

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    And Hancock still remains a LibDem says:

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    Bill Cash says:

    Damn it to hell man, he’s as sane as I am.

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    So will it or Won't it? says:

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    Lord Stansted says:

    Will no one think of the children – of politicians, quango and charity CEOs, beeboids, etc., etc? Who will feed them and provide their parents with the wealth they (only they) consider themselves worthy of?

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    Lord Christopher Patten of the BBC says:

    Well, we ceratinly be airing this documentary!

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    John Bellingham says:

    So we have the second UKIP story of the week that has wall-to-wall National TV and press coverage—–and it is only Tuesday!

    Prediction! At least three negatively couched UKIP stories a week. I bet that someone somewhere who joined UKIP or put one of their posters in his window kissed a member of the opposite sex forty years ago-shock-horror.

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    Jimmy says:

    No, that really is their argument.

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    Lord Stansted says:

    It pains me to write this because in some matters, I think Chomsky is an idiot, but he’s right about B£iar.

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    Mine d'Boggles says:

    Tim, I’m not sure how things work in Singapore, having only been there once (at a Chinese New Year), but I am quite sure that nowadays nobody in the UK says, or thinks, “Eeek”. It is so Beano.

    The political bits weren’t “scary” either. The video was very poorly done, I grant you that, but nowhere near the quality of Andy Warhol’s Frankenstein.

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    Sir William Wayde says:

    Kids love BREXIT, the wholewheat cereal that’s SUGARTASTIC!

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    Mine d'Boggles says:

    this was for #9

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    NE Frontiersman says:

    Back in ’75 the best-intentioned of traditional Labour were against joining what they quite rightly called a rich mans’ club.
    I don’t see this as a conservative issue, simply one of democracy. UKIP is picking up Labour votes too, remember, from people who would never vote Conservative.

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    Lord Stansted says:

    Could it have anything to do with the other Parties being scared – very scared?

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    Just sayin.. says:

    Alcohol is expensive in Norway and Switzerland. I wouldn’t vote for that.

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    Blue Munk says:

    and Bannerman held a banner high
    with an “up yours Brussels” in his eye
    and I hope we’ll all become like Bannerman

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    are u sane says:

    every person 3 sec soundbites for leaving

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    tacksman says:

    They choose to impose very high taxes on booze, we don’t have to (mind you, they are more than high enough here already).

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    moderate me would you? says:

    It would be nice to actually arrest him but in a way it doesn’t really matter. All that is needed is for Blair to constantly travel in fear of being arrested or there being a commotion every time he appears in public and he can go back to being trapped in his gilded cage.

    He’s looking cadaverous and h(a)unted as it is so perhaps it’s working.

    If so, good. The evil bastard.

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    Just sayin.. says:

    Funnily enough, alcohol is pretty cheap in Germany, at least in the supermarkets it is. That was a nice surprise.

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    A National Disgrace says:

    The whole thing has come a long long way from the innocent days of jeux sans frontiers.

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    lefti says:

    yeh coz hannans whering a soot innit

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    Phrasebook Gwai Loh says:

    Number Nine in Cantonese and Hokkien is Gow, in Mandarin, Jiu–all spoken in Singapore. In all languages with a change of tone, it also means prick.

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    lefti says:

    balanced is sumwun hoo agrees wiv u yeh?

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    Orson Cart says:

    Go for the full version – You know it makes sense !

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    lefti says:

    Farage tutched his wife on her bum!

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    Reader says:

    Yes, it is very thin on details. Still, that’s politicians of the mainstream parties for you.

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    Owen Jones says:

    I saw a Guido Fawkes today with sunglasses on indoors and Beats headphones. I don’t think we’re likely to be friends.

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    moderate me would you? says:

    The wimmin aren’t going to like that. No sirree.

    Whadya mean minhave to put off having children if they want to have the same career path as man? No. Wimmin should take their whole maternity leave and their employer should hold their job open for them while they’re away and let them take all the time off when (if) they return any time baby has a runny nose. It’s the law.

    Nigel’s right of course but the screeching from the Toynbee militia should be entertaining.

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    Chilcott says:

    My findings have yet to be published on that issue

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    moderate me would you? says:

    Innocent? Stuart Hall?

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    UKIP or bust says:

    Well said that man.

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    Al Bibeck says:


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    (Rarely) Dangerous Brian says:

    Yes, and she’s from “abroad”, the s*xist r*cist pig.

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    Another convert to UKIP says:

    So when’s this going to be on the Beeb or C4?

    Right, never.


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    moderate me would you? says:

    Do you think? It does look like UKIP might be gaining critical momentum. I’ve not watched the video but if it’s trying to assure people that are ‘worried’ by leaving the EU then I think it’s way too early to be worrying about that.

    Look at the S&P in Scotland. It’s been their (sole) policy for years to leave the UK. They’ve been voted in twice on the trot to leave the UK. They’re having a referendum to leave the UK and it is only now they’re having to tell folk not to worry about the implications of that.

    Fuck the justification for leaving. I don’t give a fuck whether we leave or not right now. All I want is somebody to vote for that isn’t the same bunch of incompetent clowns that have been fucking up the UK since the First World War.

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    Jimmy says:

    Does it get any better?

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    Bemused says:

    It’s worth keeping some handcuffs about my person just in case I bump into him.

    Fuck the establishment, let a jury decide.

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    Anonymous says:

    George Galloway And BBC “moderate” Muslim Activists Round On Lib Dem Candidate Maajid Nawaz.

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    Anonymous says:

    If instead of saying “women are worth less to employers” he had said something more like “women are more expensive to employ”, it would instantly have made this much harder to criticise or misquote.

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    Bemused says:

    Stuart Hall, games without frontiers – how very appropriate.

    And wasn’t Eddie wearing?

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    Anonymous says:

    Tell Mama should try telling the truth.

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    Bemused says:

    It’s even cheaper in the Canary Islands, which somehow manages to be part of Spain whilst outside of the EU.

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    Hungry Hippocrite says:

    Well, you certainly don’t Jimbo, do you?

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    Gordon Brown says:

    You called?

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    allwight says:

    The Isle of Wight should try the same trick.

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    Bemused says:

    Best solution. We re-define Britain as being Islington. Islington can remain part of the EU and adopt the Euro. The rest of the United Kingdom will declare itself outside the EU and a “free-port”.

    Those people keen on being part of the EU experience can move to Islington.

    This is the approach the Canary Islands have taken and it seems to work for them. Even the weather is better.

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    (Rarely) Dangerous Brian says:

    And still getting richer by the day, he can’t take it with him and if he is truly a Catholic (which, lets be fair is just him hedging his bets) all that awaits him is eternal damnation, rich or poor.
    A p*x on ALL his houses

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    Persona non grata says:


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    unnatural weather says:

    “left the chamber pot ahead of motion” ? sounds messy

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    Old Far East Hand says:

    …plus, as “Tim” will confirm, anybody who speaks out of turn and offends the high and mighty on the island tends to end up in front of something similar to a kangaroo court – and “disappears” for a few months. The government have a nasty track record of suing the pants off any dissenters – and thanks to a very tame judiciary, invariably win.

    Not really a pleasant regime to live under (and very expensive too!).

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    Travelling man says:

    In Norway, EVERYTHING is expensive. Must be one of the most expensive countries in the world to visit or live in.

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    moderate me would you? says:

    It’s people like Blair and Brown that make me wish I believed in God. And Satan. Life would be so much more bearable knowing that those two were going to spend eternity getting thermite enemas.

    It would really put a spring in a chaps step.

    As it is I have to content myself with the fact that Blair looks to be rotting above ground. Fear I expect. Fear that any minute some Iraqi parent will take his/her revenge.

    The fear looks like it’s eating him up.


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    Bemused says:

    I dunno. What’s it got to do with that ugly cow from Sex and the City anyway?

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    Fly on the wall says:

    … and vote him right off the gravy train!

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    unnatural weather says:

    I used to think that the Islamics were a threat to civilization but I’m coming round to thinking that they are just comical loons. I’d still like them to fuck off tho’

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    Bemused says:

    Not if your Norwegian it isn’t.

    Thing is everybody in Norway wants a slice of the oil money, so prices went up until everybody got a share. It is a clear demonstration that prices are not determined by competition so much, but how much the market can afford to pay.

    Ergo, if you give money to the poor all that happens is that prices rise to absorb the extra money, and they end up as poor as they were before you started.

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    Bemused says:

    Galloway is the political version of Kim Kardashian.

    He has no talent, other than a talent of making himself the centre of attention.

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    Fly on the wall says:

    As you are obviously trying to find something to put on Ed’s little list, how about :

    — employing every unemployed layabout to go out and round up every illegal immigrant they can find and deposit him/her/them at the nearest police station all nice and ready for deportation? As is the case with rat catching, they could be paid, say 20 quid a head – and being gainfully employed will no longer require to be fed with all the various benefits they can claim.

    That will solve two of our major problems at a stroke – reducing youth unemployment and getting rid of those who should not be in the country in the first place.

    Run that by Ed and see what he thinks.

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    Bemused says:

    They are very defensive aren’t they?

    Why’s that I wonder?

    Could it be that their fucked up religion can’t cope with being confronted with the 21st century and they are hoping to scare us all away so we leave them alone?

    Oh, I think so.

    They are far more scared of us than we are of them.

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    Privatise the BBC says:

    Just don’t expect our state broadcaster that receives soft loans from the EU to be impartial.

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    Anonymous says:

    Having seen that little masterpiece I think we should sign up for the euro. ‘Brexit’? Is that some alternatives to Shreddies? Loons, the lot of them

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    (Rarely) Dangerous Brian says:

    That just might work, the bonus being of course that free movement means the residents of Islington will never be short of a reasonably priced nanny, cook or gardener.
    Up the workers.

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    Jack Ketch says:

    When does an “activist”, become an agitator? When does an agitator become a militant? When does a militant become a terrorist?
    Can’t we cut out the middlemen and just eliminate them at the first stage?

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    M­a­q­bo­ul says:

    We think the old Jimmy is in rehab and this one is the best they could come up with until he gets out.

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    Non taxable pikey says:

    There’s only about 4 million Norwegians. The government set up a sovereign fund and also the state oil company has a percentage of every discovery. Blond haired, blue eyed Saudis. If the government gave everyone in the country a million or two an awful lot of them would head south and buy Spain. Don’t know why Norway doesn’t do that anyway, and use it as a holiday camp.

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    M­a­q­bo­ul says:

    Booze isn’t that expensive in Norway especially not beer if bought in a shop. In pubs it does cost quite a bit more but that’s not because of the taxes but because of the high minimum wages they have to pay the full time bar staff.

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    M­a­q­bo­ul says:

    I thought Number 9 was vegetarian Spring Rolls.

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    Dirtbag says:

    He liked an up and under. Not sure the same type of up and under that DLT liked but there a go.

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    Universal Hiss says:

    You echo my own view.

    Mine is rather more fuck Westminster & all who sail in her.

    We can iron out the other stuff as we sail along.

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    Pompey Voter says:

    … but sadly followed by an overwhelming LibDem vote to keep the Pascoe Report secret despite the fact that so many people have copies of it already.

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    Paddy S says:


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    Its Not That I Hate You. It's Just That I Love To Hurt You says:

    When they don’t have an argument to refute what you say, they either attack you or how you say it. Think Bongo Bongo.

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    Larry the Cat says:

    The old chestnut of Norway. Dont make me laugh. They are even bigger slaves to the EU than us.

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    Rightwinggit says:

    Thermite enema…

    I’m stealing that.

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    Oscar Pistorius says:

    Someone has hijacked Jimmy’s moniker.

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    Mr Nissan says:

    I like lefelendum but u vote leave EUSSR and I take my little cal company flom Sundelland and deposit it in Czech Lepublic. Seemples.

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    Oscar Pisstorius says:

    When the f**k is your report going to be published milord?

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