January 21st, 2014

My Name’s Norman, Paddy


  1. 1
    Lord Bumwatch says:


  2. 2
    Paddy Pantsdown says:

    Whatever Martin.

  3. 3
    Lord Stansted says:

    Trust the fucking BBC to have t&cs in front view. It’s the Licence Fee payers’ BBC not beeboids’.

  4. 4
    Diane Abbott - Labour Hypocrite says:

    The people who pay my wages.

  5. 5
    Labour Fucktards says:

    Ugly fat cnut… shut up.

  6. 6
    Paddy Ashdown says:

    My name is

    Jeremy John Durham Ashdown but as I was raised in Northern Oireland they call me Paddy.

  7. 7
    Can I do you now Sir? says:

    He’s never been the same since he stopped being “advised” by this hottie:


  8. 8
    #Baffled says:


  9. 9
    Or "cunt" for short says:

    That’s incredibly interesting.

  10. 10
    Trigger says:

    I thought he was Dave.

  11. 11
    cep says:

    Self important wanker. .! No one gives a fuck what your name is.

    Pompous bbc twat…..

  12. 12
    Chuka says:

    What do the call Nigerians then?

  13. 13
    Mitch says:

    Would Diane sell her house for less than it’s “worth” in order to ease the situation? No – thought not.

  14. 14
    nell says:

    the libdems at the moment look a rather bedraggled bunch of fools. but perhaps its only temporary.

  15. 15
    Disgusting little smug git says:

    Paddy Ashdown, the philanderer, is currently telling Jo Coburn that the Lib Dem’s have a new standard of respect for women.
    The massive hypocrite.

  16. 16
    Anonymous says:

    I don’t get it

  17. 17
    BBC Norman says:

  18. 18
    cep says:

    Nearly all in Croydon.

  19. 19
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Norman Smith is a wet fart. Have you noticed how he has copied Robert Peston’s voice style. Wellllllllerrrrrr have yew?

  20. 20
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Yes, it could have been arsehole face.

  21. 21
    moderate me would you? says:

    Peston doesn’t have a ‘voice style’ he has a registered disability.

    If my kid spoke like that I’d get him statemented so they could have extra time in exams.

  22. 22
    Call me Dave, A total utter failure says:

    I really think we need to urgently reform the smoking laws. Maybe relax them completely. I think I will get this one through, Lynton will help.


  23. 23
    Fart Club says:

    Those nonces at the BBC really are right up themselves.

    Thing is, of him and Pantsdown, who is the most up themselves? It’s gonna be a close one.

  24. 24
    Jeremy - suck on my 9 incher baby - Ashdown says:

    Fidelity is for the little people.

  25. 25
    Paniagua V5.1 says:

    How’s the final salary pension coming along Martin?

    I mean pushing the green narrative down everyone’s throat while the BBC pension trustees invest in green initiatives must be working out pretty well I would have thought.

  26. 26
    Ian Smith says:

    Universal Credit will be delivered on time and on budget.

  27. 27
    Lib Dem Equal Opportunities Department says:

    We will ask all the Lib Dem Women to watch this and sign that they have understood.

  28. 28
    Robert Mugabe says:

    What are you talking about?

  29. 29
    i don't n eed no doctor says:


  30. 30
  31. 31
    dai congenially says:

    they all look and sound the same to me

  32. 32
    Bert the Cert. says:

    Well, in the old days they would call them Sambo the Nignog.

  33. 33
    Fatty Pang says:

    No, it’s the BBC’s BBC.

    You’re just the schmuck who’s made to pay for it at threat of criminal conviction.

  34. 34
    Jiminy the cricket says:

    But that was a very long time ago, in Love thy neighbour days.

  35. 35
    Anonymous says:

    Whose genius idea was it to put Pantsdown on the airwaves to defend Calamity?Are we sure that the Carry ON team are scripting this lot?

  36. 36
    Disgusting little smug git says:

    Nonsense. When Paddy closes his eyes when speaking, the way all smug bastards do, you, boy, will take heed of what he says. He is a sage.

  37. 37

    Why should Paddy be expected to remember the name of every pond-life Journo sticking to the soles of his shoes?

  38. 38
    Neil Kinnock says:

    Paddy talks a lot of nonsense but it would be somewhat bearable if he did it more succinctly.

  39. 39
    Chris says:

    Crab sandwich anyone?

  40. 40
    Fly on the wall says:

    Sage is for stuffing…. Where does Paddy like it?

  41. 41
    gordon is a moron says:

    paddy is a windbag ,not in kinnocks league but still a windbag

  42. 42
    Here's another idea says:

    She cleared the bar all on her own.

  43. 43
    Here's another idea says:

    Paddy is a douchbag. Not in Clegg’s league, but still a douchebag.

  44. 44
    Gary Bloke says:

    I agree, it’s just a phase they’ve been going through these past few decades.

  45. 45
    broderick crawford says:



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