January 21st, 2014

My Name’s Norman, Paddy


  1. 1
    Lord Bumwatch says:



  2. 2
    Paddy Pantsdown says:

    Whatever Martin.


  3. 3
    Lord Stansted says:

    Trust the fucking BBC to have t&cs in front view. It’s the Licence Fee payers’ BBC not beeboids’.


  4. 4
    Diane Abbott - Labour Hypocrite says:

    The people who pay my wages.


  5. 7
    Can I do you now Sir? says:

    He’s never been the same since he stopped being “advised” by this hottie:



  6. 10
    Trigger says:

    I thought he was Dave.


  7. 11
    cep says:

    Self important wanker. .! No one gives a fuck what your name is.

    Pompous bbc twat…..


  8. 14
    nell says:

    the libdems at the moment look a rather bedraggled bunch of fools. but perhaps its only temporary.


  9. 15
    Disgusting little smug git says:

    Paddy Ashdown, the philanderer, is currently telling Jo Coburn that the Lib Dem’s have a new standard of respect for women.
    The massive hypocrite.


  10. 17
    BBC Norman says:


    • 20
      i don't n eed no doctor says:

      Yes, it could have been arsehole face.


    • 25
      Paniagua V5.1 says:

      How’s the final salary pension coming along Martin?

      I mean pushing the green narrative down everyone’s throat while the BBC pension trustees invest in green initiatives must be working out pretty well I would have thought.


  11. 19
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Norman Smith is a wet fart. Have you noticed how he has copied Robert Peston’s voice style. Wellllllllerrrrrr have yew?


  12. 22
    Call me Dave, A total utter failure says:

    I really think we need to urgently reform the smoking laws. Maybe relax them completely. I think I will get this one through, Lynton will help.



  13. 26
    Ian Smith says:

    Universal Credit will be delivered on time and on budget.


  14. 27
    Lib Dem Equal Opportunities Department says:

    We will ask all the Lib Dem Women to watch this and sign that they have understood.


  15. 35
    Anonymous says:

    Whose genius idea was it to put Pantsdown on the airwaves to defend Calamity?Are we sure that the Carry ON team are scripting this lot?


  16. 39
    Chris says:

    Crab sandwich anyone?


  17. 41
    gordon is a moron says:

    paddy is a windbag ,not in kinnocks league but still a windbag


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Rob Colvile reviews Russell Brand’s new book:

“Oddly, the person I feel sorriest for isn’t Brand himself – although he certainly comes across as a rather pitiable figure, projecting his own brokenness on to the world around him – but Johann Hari. Drummed out of Fleet Street for plagiarism, the former Independent columnist has washed up as “my mate Johann, who’s been doing research for this book”. For a genuinely talented polemicist, it would have been a humbling experience to have to treat this sub-undergraduate dross as the scintillating wisdom of a philosopher-king.”

Mycroft says:

Have you read the last bit of Animal Farm?

You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

You were no firebrand, you were a damp squib in my opinion, sorry.

You need a damned good kick up the ahse!

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