January 21st, 2014

My Name’s Norman, Paddy


  1. 1
    Lord Bumwatch says:


  2. 2
    Paddy Pantsdown says:

    Whatever Martin.

  3. 3
    Lord Stansted says:

    Trust the fucking BBC to have t&cs in front view. It’s the Licence Fee payers’ BBC not beeboids’.

  4. 4
    Diane Abbott - Labour Hypocrite says:

    The people who pay my wages.

  5. 7
    Can I do you now Sir? says:

    He’s never been the same since he stopped being “advised” by this hottie:


  6. 10
    Trigger says:

    I thought he was Dave.

  7. 11
    cep says:

    Self important wanker. .! No one gives a fuck what your name is.

    Pompous bbc twat…..

  8. 14
    nell says:

    the libdems at the moment look a rather bedraggled bunch of fools. but perhaps its only temporary.

  9. 15
    Disgusting little smug git says:

    Paddy Ashdown, the philanderer, is currently telling Jo Coburn that the Lib Dem’s have a new standard of respect for women.
    The massive hypocrite.

  10. 17
    BBC Norman says:
    • 20
      i don't n eed no doctor says:

      Yes, it could have been arsehole face.

    • 25
      Paniagua V5.1 says:

      How’s the final salary pension coming along Martin?

      I mean pushing the green narrative down everyone’s throat while the BBC pension trustees invest in green initiatives must be working out pretty well I would have thought.

  11. 19
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Norman Smith is a wet fart. Have you noticed how he has copied Robert Peston’s voice style. Wellllllllerrrrrr have yew?

  12. 22
    Call me Dave, A total utter failure says:

    I really think we need to urgently reform the smoking laws. Maybe relax them completely. I think I will get this one through, Lynton will help.


  13. 26
    Ian Smith says:

    Universal Credit will be delivered on time and on budget.

  14. 27
    Lib Dem Equal Opportunities Department says:

    We will ask all the Lib Dem Women to watch this and sign that they have understood.

  15. 35
    Anonymous says:

    Whose genius idea was it to put Pantsdown on the airwaves to defend Calamity?Are we sure that the Carry ON team are scripting this lot?

    • 36
      Disgusting little smug git says:

      Nonsense. When Paddy closes his eyes when speaking, the way all smug bastards do, you, boy, will take heed of what he says. He is a sage.

  16. 39
    Chris says:

    Crab sandwich anyone?

  17. 41
    gordon is a moron says:

    paddy is a windbag ,not in kinnocks league but still a windbag

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A confused Nick Griffin says Nigel Farage is a shill for the City, forgetting that City banks want to stay in the EU:

“Farage is a snake oil salesman, but a very good one. His supposed anti-immigration stance is all smoke and mirrors, as is his carefully cultivated image as a ‘man of the people’. The truth is that UKIP is a pro-immigration party that exists to lobby for the interests of the City of London.”

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It’s money innit.

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