January 21st, 2014

My Name’s Norman, Paddy


  1. 1
    Lord Bumwatch says:


  2. 2
    Paddy Pantsdown says:

    Whatever Martin.

  3. 3
    Lord Stansted says:

    Trust the fucking BBC to have t&cs in front view. It’s the Licence Fee payers’ BBC not beeboids’.

  4. 4
    Diane Abbott - Labour Hypocrite says:

    The people who pay my wages.

  5. 7
    Can I do you now Sir? says:

    He’s never been the same since he stopped being “advised” by this hottie:


  6. 10
    Trigger says:

    I thought he was Dave.

  7. 11
    cep says:

    Self important wanker. .! No one gives a fuck what your name is.

    Pompous bbc twat…..

  8. 14
    nell says:

    the libdems at the moment look a rather bedraggled bunch of fools. but perhaps its only temporary.

  9. 15
    Disgusting little smug git says:

    Paddy Ashdown, the philanderer, is currently telling Jo Coburn that the Lib Dem’s have a new standard of respect for women.
    The massive hypocrite.

  10. 17
    BBC Norman says:
    • 20
      i don't n eed no doctor says:

      Yes, it could have been arsehole face.

    • 25
      Paniagua V5.1 says:

      How’s the final salary pension coming along Martin?

      I mean pushing the green narrative down everyone’s throat while the BBC pension trustees invest in green initiatives must be working out pretty well I would have thought.

  11. 19
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Norman Smith is a wet fart. Have you noticed how he has copied Robert Peston’s voice style. Wellllllllerrrrrr have yew?

  12. 22
    Call me Dave, A total utter failure says:

    I really think we need to urgently reform the smoking laws. Maybe relax them completely. I think I will get this one through, Lynton will help.


  13. 26
    Ian Smith says:

    Universal Credit will be delivered on time and on budget.

  14. 27
    Lib Dem Equal Opportunities Department says:

    We will ask all the Lib Dem Women to watch this and sign that they have understood.

  15. 35
    Anonymous says:

    Whose genius idea was it to put Pantsdown on the airwaves to defend Calamity?Are we sure that the Carry ON team are scripting this lot?

    • 36
      Disgusting little smug git says:

      Nonsense. When Paddy closes his eyes when speaking, the way all smug bastards do, you, boy, will take heed of what he says. He is a sage.

  16. 39
    Chris says:

    Crab sandwich anyone?

  17. 41
    gordon is a moron says:

    paddy is a windbag ,not in kinnocks league but still a windbag

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Guido-hot-button (1) Guido-hot-button (1)

Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”

orkneylad says:

What’s he been doing FFS, mining bitcoins?

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