January 21st, 2014

BBC Balls Belly Bias

Now where had Guido seen the photo that the official BBC News Twitter account just used to illustrate a story about weight loss before?

Ah yes, that’s the one:

Now that’s just uncalled for…

UPDATE: Balls’ spokesman says: “I think he may be “too busy training for his third Marathon” to complain about that one.”


  1. 1
    Diane Fatbott says:

    What a whale !

  2. 2
    Lard Everard says:

    You fat bastard ! You fat bastard !

  3. 3
    Ed Balls says:

    That’s not a fat belly. That’s a fuel tank for a sex machine hypocritical back stabbing financial incompetent.

  4. 4

    I’ve just had my breakfast, thank you.

  5. 5
    Paniagua V5.1 says:

    Is that last nights Benefits Street?

  6. 6
    cep says:

    That’s rank..! One assumes it’s somewhat wobblier than yours Guido..?

  7. 7
    Liar.Politicians says:

    That’s one version fo inflation the government is not talking about.

  8. 8
    octavius tinsworth ace says:


  9. 9
    WelshRacer says:

    a DILF I think the term is used.

  10. 10
    The most amusing claim ever says:

    Like most middle aged 40+ year men he insists that he can still squeeze into trousers/shorts with waist 30 inches that he wore when he in his 20’s instead of trading up 36/38 inch waist and that’s not kind to the middle aged spread.

  11. 11
    Mr Potato Head says:

    Too far, too fat.

  12. 12
    fussy says:


  13. 13
    C Bryant says:

    Very disappointing-he can’t bulge out his pants like I can.

  14. 14
    cep says:

    He looks like he’s stolen a pair of leprechaun shorts.

  15. 15
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    Fuck off ! That’s Ken Clarke, not me.

  16. 16
    Rob says:

    Could definitely go up a size or two in the shorts.

  17. 17
    Rob says:

    You always get massive inflation with Labour.

  18. 18
    Bill Quango MP/3 says:

    Lay off the food banks, Ed.

  19. 19
    ancientpopeye says:

    He’s the replacement for slob Prezza.

  20. 20
    non taxable pikey says:

    Heart attack waiting to happen. Hold on, does he have a heart?

  21. 21
    @roll says:

    Are your pubes the same colour as your hair?

  22. 22
    Ian Smith says:

    Universal Credit will be delivered on time and on budget.

  23. 23
    The Save Ed Balls Campaign says:

    It’s not just the public sector that gets bloated under Labour

  24. 24
    Ah! Monika says:

    No sign of balls tho.

  25. 25
    Guido Ninebellies Fawkes says:

    Belsen victim

  26. 26
  27. 27
    Yvette Cooper says:

    Who’d marry a fat git like that.

    Oh yes, someone that looks like a boy and has bee stings for tits.

  28. 28
    Mick Butcher says:

    He can’t see his cock but then again he only has to look across the table to see Ed Miliband

  29. 29
    @roll says:

    Eric Pickles.

  30. 30
    Dave Lee Travis says:

    Why just me?

    What about Rennard?

  31. 31
    Mister Zoopla says:

    Anti-Semite! Anti-Semite!

  32. 32
    Round the Bend says:

    Does this show that Yvette has some lead in her dildo.

  33. 33
    ████ 'changed my tune ' Hoon says:


  34. 34
    Pru says:

    Rhetorical question eh?

  35. 35
    I bet Cas would floor any LibDem perv who tried it on says:

  36. 36
    Rev. Chrys Meth says:

    Third marathon and he’s still overweight? #CostOfGreedySod

  37. 37
    Ah! Monika says:

    £6,000 Of Viagra Stolen From Military Stocks
    Among the £7m of defence kit stolen since 2007 are ammunition, cutlery, a karaoke machine and the anti-impotence pills.

    And the Viagra was for???

  38. 38
    moderate me would you? says:

    Running marathons? Learning a new musical instrument?

    Mid-life crisis much?

    Can a Harley Davidson be far behind?

    With a bit of luck he’ll have gone the whole hog and been fucking his secretary which, were it true and to come out, would totally fuck his career.

  39. 39
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    That’s fucked already.

  40. 40
    Screw Shot says:

  41. 41
    moderate me would you? says:

    Voting Labour is a mental illness.

  42. 42
    BOOOORING !!! says:


  43. 43
    'ello 'ello says:

    Fried eggs more like.

  44. 44
    Labour the party for Dummies,Benefit troughers and the Eagle bros. says:

    Its been a bad week for the Balls family Fat Ed being shafted by friend and foe and wifes lamentable performance in the HOC yesterday when Mark Harper destroyed her over Syrian refugees.Its only a matter of time before he is out and Yvette will never be the Leader of Labour.

  45. 45
    moderate me would you? says:

    Ken looks like he’s been inappropriately touched by Balls there.

  46. 46
    Labour the party for Dummies,Benefit troughers and the Eagle bros. says:

    The Labour Party the party for tatooed troughers!

  47. 47
    Reynard le fox says:

    I thought that they were rather charming, very malleable.

  48. 48
    'ello 'ello says:

    I hadn’t realised that newts have balls!

  49. 49
  50. 50
    Anelka is innocent says:

    But there have always been refugees in Syria.

    Do keep up.

  51. 51
    I saw it on Top Gear says:

    to avoid altitude sickness

  52. 52
    Dominique Strauss-Kahn says:

    Nice arse!

  53. 53
    Lee Vale says:

    It’s open season now, even the BBC are laughing at Ed Balls.

  54. 54
    Lawrence from Arabia says:

    As soon as you let any of them out of Syria and into Britain you have really lost the plot.

  55. 55
    Dave "Expense Fiddler" Cameron says:

    You have my cast iron guarantee that under no circumstances will Syrian refugees be settling in the UK.

  56. 56
    A Right Fucking Bastard says:

    Not only is he a fucking fat cünt, you can tell that he’s got a really fucking small dick too.

  57. 57
    Psyche the Dog says:

    What about a belly to belly photo of the two Fawkeses and what about a picture of old Fawkes streaking in a Londonistan street if something did or didn’t happen, should be good for a laugh. Old Ballsie will have to be careful carrying about that Watney’s Party 7 in front of him if he goes on a marathon or half marathon, but you are dragging the depths Geedes how many in the Cons don’t carry a large belly around with them. Good for Balls if he can lose his paunch, eat less rubbish and cut the booze is a good start, it ain’t easy.

  58. 58
    Ah! Monika says:

    ‘Mad Dog’ the cannibal pictured eating SECOND Mu5lim in as many weeks as Christians lynch and burn two men in Central African Republic.

    It’s going to take forever at this rate.

  59. 59
  60. 60
    Four Quenelle! says:

    @Anelka is innocent

    Isn’t it funny that the J’ews are allowed to openly attack the Muzzies (Anelka in this case), but the English are not.

  61. 61
    Politicians want to control the 'net because its packed with evidence of their nefarious activities says:

    Lord MacAlpine was cautioned by Police (instead of prosecuted) for sexual offences with a minor.

    He did not sue Scallywag magazine for calling him a child molester.

    The sole defense for an accusation of libel is that the statement is true.

    Why didn’t he sue?

    Why did he sue someone for writing *innocent face* but not another for calling him a peedo?

  62. 62
    IDS says:

    No it won’t

  63. 63
    Psyche the Dog says:

    If you are a baldy do your pubes fall out?

  64. 64
    Huhne Dog says:

  65. 65
    Anonymous says:


  66. 66
    Nigel Farage says:

    Any lady who’s tattoo is spelt correctly should be voting UKIP.

  67. 67
    MoD says:

    Metal bayonets are so last century.

  68. 68
    Corporal Jones says:

    The Fuzzie Wuzzies don’t like it up ‘em!

    (Or maybe they do)

  69. 69
  70. 70
    Four Quenelle! says:

    Q. What do you call the useless piece of skin that hangs off the end of Ed Balls’s penis?

    A. Yvette Cooper

  71. 71
    Psyche the Dog says:

    To me it looks very taught as if he was pregnant, we have never seen the exposed bellies of the two Fawkeses, amazing what the imagination does.

  72. 72
    Charlie Williams says:

    And a black actor in France is banned from plying his vocation because his humour does not appeal to the Spanish descended Interior Minister of the Fifth Republic.

    This is what is happening today in the EU.

  73. 73
    The BBC says:

    Mad dogs and Englishemen…what are they like, eh!

  74. 74
    Never liked the bloke says:

    Anelka is a typical black muslim; a loud-mouth, a trouble causer, a race-baiting moron displaying anti-semitism who will attempt to claim Islamophobia when his is punished for being such a world class piece of shit.

  75. 75
    Psyche the Dog says:

    I wear trouser with a 36″ waist but 38″ is more comfortable

  76. 76
    Guido Fawkes's rabbi says:

    oy vey!

  77. 77
    I hate socialists. says:

    You are brave now that he has died ,You did not have the guts before he died.

  78. 78
    Psyche the Dog says:

    He’s not Iorish is he?

  79. 79
    Actually says:

    A muslim piece of shit is prevented from drumming up anti-semetic race riots in France and encouraging spastics to throw Nazi-style salutes at Aushwitz.

    There. Fixed it for you.

  80. 80
    Gayvid Cameron says:

    You should see how stiff my bayonet is!

  81. 81
    Gayvid Cameron says:

    …and a severe over-hang!

  82. 82
    Call me Dave, A total utter failure says:

    *Except for when they do.

  83. 83
    Psyche the Dog says:

    Better still try living on a single man’s JSA for the age of 24 for two months, that would get his weight down

  84. 84
    Eric Pickles says:


  85. 85
    Jack Ketch says:

    It is absolutely disgraceful that a political site like this has to descend to crude attacks on Ed Balls’ personal appearance and that of his wife when there is so much else to criticise–low intellect, lack of honesty, inarticulate, dodgy companions and so on. He can always go on a diet–he cannot buy an anti-stupid pill.

  86. 86
    Ed Miliband says:

    As I said in my speech yesterday, Islam has far too many branches and will be forced to sell some of them off.

  87. 87
    Actually says:

    Chris Hughne had to wear make up, stilletos and a bra as Trinningham gave him the brown eye.

    See. Much closer to the truth.

  88. 88
    The Oirish says:

    Not feckin’ likely…he’s too stoopid to be Oirish.

  89. 89
    Ed B says:

    I no longer have the stomach for the fight.

  90. 90
    Ed Miliband says:

    Are you a hard working brave person?

  91. 91
    Gene Hunt says:

    Prostate exam without the jelly. Lovely!

  92. 92
    Sir William Wayde says:

    I agree. This site has gone belly-up in a big way.

  93. 93
    Labour Alf Wit says:


  94. 94
    Pubic Lice says:

    We hope not!

  95. 95
    Trinningham says:

    I missed his mouth with the strapon and hit him in the eye.

    People are imagining all sorts of weird things here. Really.

  96. 96
    M102 says:

    Quenelle Suprise!

  97. 97
    Psyche the Dog says:

    Governments are incapable of delivering on time and cost because they keep changing their minds, tweek this plan and adding something else etc, and Dave’s mates in government suppliers getting richer the as time drags on.

  98. 98
    Paniagua V5.1 says:

    What a gut wrenching comment.

  99. 99
    The most amusing claim ever says:

    Let’s get the record straight…UK is in fact accepting refugees/asylum seekers from Syria there is NO ban. As Harper confirmed the UK have accepted 1,100 such persons under existing asylum rules. What Labour was trying to was stir up trouble ahead of Eurpean Elections and the UKIP threat to Tories by attempting to get the government to accept additional numbers over and above these figures as a “special case” in accordance with UNCHR request. Harper went on to point out that the UK is the second largest provider of humanitarian aid(£600 million)after USA and that until this year the UK’s contribution was more than all of the remaining EU members combined and that France with larger country and as the ex-colonial power had contributed just £25 million and accepted 50 refugees. As Mark Harper said on numerous occasions yesterday to labour MPs who apparently had trouble understand English that the UK was helping hundreds of thousands NOT just hundreds like some other countries and to agree to Labour’s request would be indulging in “tokenism” and solve NOTHING

  100. 100
    Concrete Jungle says:

    The race is on to see who can cover the country in concrete at the fastest pace

    Get A Bike !

  101. 101
    Mo Farahahahaha says:

    Stick your tax up your a###

  102. 102
    Jack Ketch says:

    Under Apartheid, Syrians were classed as White in South Africa. This was really to accomodate the Lebanese and avoid the embarrassment of reclassifying those of Hebrew origin who were mainly indistinguishable.
    It ended it tears.

  103. 103
    Sir William Wayde says:

    If you had ever gone to law, you would know that it is better to suffer any injustice, bear any insult or accept any theft than to enter a courtroom. It is the most degrading, demoralising and expensive process that an averagely honest person is ever likely to suffer.

  104. 104
    Anonymous says:

    The Quenelle is a sign of being anti establishment.

    It is the Establishment who have branded it anti Semitic and are trying to stop it.

  105. 105
    The most amusing claim ever says:

    Have you not had the briefing from Crosby re the strategy for May’s elections ?? Negative Campaigning ! Negative Campaigning ! Negative Campaigning ! Next week Nigel Farage is accused of smoking a cigarette and drinking a pint of beer…..

  106. 106
    Psyche the Dog says:

    You leave him standing in those stakes.

  107. 107
    Tardkiller says:

    but WHICH MacAlpine!!

    The testimony and descriptions of the abused match the brother NOT the one hounded

  108. 108
    Fact 2 says:

    All religions are shit fairy stories, set up to distract naive plebs.

  109. 109
    The most amusing claim ever says:

    Fouk Enelle…Tunisian international signed for Bradford ?

  110. 110
    Mr Potato Head says:

    Ed pots the pink in the bottom pocket.

  111. 111
    Ed Balls says:

    I have guts!

  112. 112
    I blame Cameron for the floods says:

    When I moved into our newly built house in 1983 every house had a front lawn….now every one has a block paved front and driveway so you could be on to something

  113. 113
    bergen says:

    I never thought Miss Briscoe’s trial would turn out such entertainment.The Chris Huhne of these allegations is starting to be a comic character of epic proportions.

  114. 114
    Robin Cook says:

    Someone made me have a heart attack!

  115. 115
    Ed Miliband says:

    I thall freethe waithtlineth for two yearth, excthept for thoth in the Labour party.

  116. 116
    Old Chinahand says:

    Another vowel please, Carol.

  117. 117
    Adam says:

    Has Ed been with his old chum Eric Pickles visiting that kebab shop again?

  118. 118
    Just askin' says:

    Did he die conveniently?

  119. 119
    moderate me would you? says:

    It is, allegedly, an ‘inverse’ Heil hitler. In which case it is about as much a N*a*z*i salute as that bloke of ‘Ello ‘ello who was always late with his ‘tla.

    Apparently (‘cos I looked it up in wiki) it’s more to do with how much of your arm you are suggesting the person should take up their bottom. It’s more of an ‘up yours’. We must never, however, underestimate the lengths the j**s will go to to take offence or indeed the religion of peace.

  120. 120
    Anonymous says:

    Thatcher’s mate.

  121. 121
    Village Idiot says:

    …..All my life, I wore a leather belt to keep my trousers up, now, I have found, “braces” are much better,and,encourage me to tense the stomach muscles,leading to an appreciable improvement in tone and feel….I do not have an overhang!
    My other point,”Who on earth were those thugs and extremely rude people,who harassed “The Leader”,Mr Farage?

  122. 122
    God says:

    I know where you live!

  123. 123
    Anonymous says:

    Then why go to Court over innocent face but not peedo?

  124. 124
    cep says:

    Then goes for a sneaky screw shot on the brown….


  125. 125
    Lawrence of Arabia says:

    The Turks certainly did

  126. 126
    The most amusing claim ever says:

    Not the first time of the last time Clegg will hear that

  127. 127
    In the know says:


    The beeb have now changed the pic used


  128. 128
    Dr David K elly says:

    I killed myself with 4 paracetamol and a blunt penknife. Honest.

  129. 129
    Talk shows, sitting with fat bags and depressed alcoholic war criminals says:

    Clegg really doesn’t have a proper job, does he?

  130. 130
    Lady Di says:

    I had an entirely accidental accident.

  131. 131
    moderate me would you? says:

    My lawyer told me that when we were having a chat over house-conveyancing.

    ‘Never go to court’ he said, ‘It’s not worth it.’
    Luckily it was a company move so they paid for those wise words but I’ve lived by them since.

  132. 132
    Jörg Haider says:

    So did I.

  133. 133
    M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

    At least Balls looks like a man who enjoys a pint of British ale.

  134. 134
    moderate me would you? says:

    But he’s full enough of bluster and bravado to be Scottish,

  135. 135
    John Smith, Labour leader says:

    I was murdered.

  136. 136
    John Smith - watch out for yourself Alex Salmond says:

    Happens a lot.

  137. 137
    Weygand says:

    That looks like a second arse rather than a stomach.

    More Bums than Balls.

  138. 138
    Slob says:

    Is that the fat cùnt in his away kit?

  139. 139
    Fish says:

    The lefties didn’t (and still don’t) know what Anelka’s celebration was all about, but they’re determined to be extremely offended by it.

  140. 140
    M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

    …in those steaks

  141. 141
    Village Idiot says:

    …..I think I will stick to the tried and tested signal of Two fingers,or,if I am really pathetic,then it’s “One finger”,but,quite often,a gaelic shrug,or a bit of tutting and negative head shaking seem sufficient,but the secret is,to do these naughty things where no one can see you!!!

  142. 142
    Vicky Pryce says:

    Denis better not fuck with me. This lady packs a powerful punch.

  143. 143
    M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

    *cough* another defence is that you did not say it.

  144. 144
    Ric Holden CCHQ says:

    The whole Lord Rennard issue is touching.

  145. 145
    M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

    And they wonder why all the flooding these days.

  146. 146
    Constant Brisket says:

    Yeah mon! Dat Vicky is one bad gyal! She mash up dat bumbaclaat Huhne in a rub a dub stylee! She box him in da face and leave dat bwoy with black eye, mon. He need fix up! He’s a bloodclaat! Hear me now!

  147. 147
    M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

    Vicky and Chris had a boxing match; she won on points….

    I’ll get me coat.

  148. 148
    Things we've learnt about Huhne this week says:

    He’s – allegedly – had encounters with men.

    He gave Vicky an STD.

    Vicky beat him up and left him with a black eye.

    I wonder if he can make a political comeback after this.

  149. 149
    Anonymous says:

    That’s entirely the problem.

  150. 150
    Chris Huhne says:

    I know the feeling.

  151. 151
    Lord Rennard says:

    I touched a generation.

  152. 152
    Itchy Scrotum says:

    Is crabs a disease? I would think it more of a pest attack.

  153. 153
    Anelka is innocent says:

    They sound like the neighbors from hell.

  154. 154
    Yvette Cooper says:

    If you think I’m sexy and you want my body, come on, sugar, let me know.

  155. 155
    A Woman Scorned says:

    She took the points and Huhne took the hit.

  156. 156
    Drink more beer says:

    No they are just a pair of foreigners who have hijacked are generosity.

  157. 157
    moderate me would you? says:

    Ed Balls showing not only can he not be trusted with the economy but he can’t be trusted in his tight-fitting football shorts.


  158. 158
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    And a whole generation is about to touch you.

  159. 159
    Benefits Street Residents Association says:

    We don’t want no Huhne’s on this street ruining the tone of the neighbourhood.

  160. 160
    Not Gordon! says:

    So Gordon is helping with knocking on doors in Cowdenbeath to canvas voters. I thought the idea is to win voters, not scare them away.

  161. 161
    Iain Duncan Smith says:

    Benefits Street shows why the poor need a good kicking. These scrotes are the cause of this great country’s many ills.

  162. 162
    Phil from Pentonville says:

    Would you like a current bun with your tea, Lord Fox ?

  163. 163
    A Man From Slough says:

    And a tray of pies.

  164. 164
    What a surprise says:

    Gutless bbc have now changed the photo.

  165. 165
    Tom Daley says:

    Now that’s what I call a Belly Flop.

  166. 166
    Mr Happy says:

    What do you think of my idea that the Welfare Budget should be limited to 1.25% of GDP in the preceding year, Baldy ?

  167. 167
    I like beer says:

    Would you like the Court to provide a Translator, Your Honour?

  168. 168
    A Man From Slough says:

    I beg your pardon, but I think it shows why you should never let government near anything, ever. What those people are doing is entirely rational, given they’re in an environment that has been designed to discourage aspiration and keep them subservient.

  169. 169
    Eric Pickles says:

    It’s my belief that a big fat bacon sandwich and a cold frosty beer will cure will the troubles in the Middle East

  170. 170
    Phil from Pentonville says:

    There is a good bunk here for you , Your Highness !

  171. 171
    Is that why he was speeding? says:

  172. 172
    M102 says:

    She took his crabs too :)

  173. 173
    cep says:

    I thought ‘marathons’ were called ‘snickers’ nowadays. …

  174. 174
    A Man From Slough says:

    I would pay to Balls taking part in Splash. The fun would be endless.

  175. 175
    Bevanite Ellie says:

    *innocent face*

  176. 176
    UKIP or bust says:

    How is it that Glogg can boss Cameron about and tell the Conservative party what to do yet cant get his own way with the liberals?

  177. 177
    Phil from Pentonville says:

    Porridge for breakfast makes people change their habits pretty fast I find.

  178. 178
    A Man From Slough says:

    I would pay to see … etc.

    Must put my glasses on.

  179. 179
    M102 says:

    How long before Militw@t starts knocking doors on Benefits Street?

  180. 180
    An awkward bastard says:

    I propose there should be a full Health & safety assessment .

  181. 181
    Blockbuster video says:

    Mr Huhne and Mr D*omey came in during our closing down sale and bought some classic films, including Captain Phil It, Booty Brothers, Boyz On My Hood and Ass-oul Man.

  182. 182
    M102 says:

    Did the crabs have a right to live in the UK? We must be told.

  183. 183
    Health Tourists Alert says:

    Did those immigrant crabs didn’t get treated on the NHS?

  184. 184
    moderate me would you? says:

    It is an environment that has been designed to keep them dependent on benefits and voting Labour.

    It is an environment that has been designed to provide middle class ‘carers’ with public sector careers pandering to these people’s infantilisation. An army of assessors and out-reachers and carers and providers all on six weeks annual leave, a corner office and an annual march up the public sector pay-spine. A unionised army of Labour shepherds tending Labour’s flock.

  185. 185
    Bemused says:

    What is “Scallywag” magazine? I’ve never heard of it. Perhaps that’s why McAlpine didn’t sue – it just wasn’t worth the bother. He didn’t sue everybody for making the allegations because there was really no need.

    Don’t forget that the fact McAlpine was wrongly identified in the North Wales abuse scandal and the victim made it perfectly clear that McAlpine was wrongly identified means that most people have by now realised that there is absolutely no evidence or reason to believe that McAlpine was ever involved in such abuse. Sally Bercow got done because she made a direct reference to that case wrongly identifying McAlpine, and she was sufficiently high profile as to make an example of her.

  186. 186
    Guido breaks censorship laws! says:

    Parts of this photo need to be pixated.

    Read the censorship laws.

  187. 187
    Robin Cook says:

    So was I

  188. 188
    The Bard of Primrose Hill says:

    “Let me have men about me that are fat”

  189. 189
    Airey Belvoir says:

    French crabs! Yet another lamentable failure by the Border Agency.

  190. 190
    Bemused says:

    So somebody with a severe mental health problem doing occupational therapy with crayons and glitter has “decided” to vote Labour.

    I’m not saying anything…..

  191. 191
    Airey Belvoir says:

    Not forgetting ‘Schindler’s Fist.’

  192. 192
    Bemused says:

    Keeping a stiff upper lip…..

  193. 193
    Jasmin Beckett says:

    Not his secretary, no……

    *innocent face*

  194. 194
    Daily Wail says:

    Ken Livingstone finds that his vociferous support of the gay lobby has unexpected drawbacks…..

  195. 195
    Bemused says:

    And all attempts to deny the existence of God are merely attempts to cast aside absolute morality so atheists can fuck little kids.

    There, that’s where the broad-brush gets you.

    Care to moderate your attitudes? Go on, you go first……

  196. 196
    Bemused says:

    For FFS! Constance Briscoe, did you or did you not falsify your statements!!!!

    It is really a simply question. Why is the taxpayer funding this ridiculous court farce where the defendant seems to be happy to spend weeks offering up nothing but unrelated gossip in her defence, with no evidence to back it up?

    It maybe highly entertaining but a taxpayer funded court is not the place for such gossip. Try the Daily Mail, bitch.

  197. 197
    Bemused says:

    Did you make false statements or not, bitch?

    Less of this charade and just answer the fucking question.

  198. 198
    moderate me would you? says:

    ‘so atheists can fuck little kids’

    You’re not familiar with Islam I take it?

  199. 199
    Bemused says:

    Have we really learnt any of those things?

    Or have we learned that Briscoe will say anything to get herself off a charge and the judiciary are only too happy to indulge her?

  200. 200
    Bemused says:

    They aren’t poor. They’re rich. Rich in free time. It’s like one long holiday for them.

    It should be like this – if you are getting £26K in bennies you have to spend three days a week building a dry stone wall and 2 days a week taking it down again ready for the next week. Sitting on your ass shouldn’t be an option.

  201. 201
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Third marathon? You mean he is going to keep say flat lining, talk incessantly during PMQ’s, and make a fool of himself over the economy.

  202. 202
    Robert Mugabe says:

    Wasn’t ‘Scallywag’ the magazine that alleged John Major was fucking the cleaner. Major sued them to protect his image.

    I think Major effectively shut them down because they couldn’t pay the libel judgement.

    Then it turned out he was fucking Edwina.

    You can see how the message could have got garbled over the phone though;

    Edwina – Cleaner.

    ‘He’s fucking the cleaner you say?’

    ‘Yes, that’s right, Edwina’

    ‘You’re sure?’


  203. 203
    Smell the glove says:

    By the way, they are called snickers now !

  204. 204
    tighter than a gnat's crotchet says:

    How many assistants did it take to shoe-horn him into those shorts?
    He’ll have to have them surgically removed.

  205. 205
    tighter than a gnat's crotchet says:

    When they catch him, he’ll get a stiff sentence.

  206. 206
    tighter than a gnat's crotchet says:

    Ken: Aaagh the pink’s gone in the wrong hole!

  207. 207
    Woden says:

    You’re no god, you’re a middle-east pussy.

  208. 208
    Dick the Butcher says:

    First thing we do, let’s hang all the lawyers.

  209. 209
    Felix Stevens, the Lyceum Theatre says:

    No-one could ever say Pryce was shellfish.

  210. 210
    moderate me would you? says:

    Indeed. What is this bollocks?

  211. 211
    Confused.com says:

    Someone’s been triple dipping.

  212. 212
    Something fishy says:

    No evidence at all, apart from a police caution for improper relations with a child.

    Strange how the complainant suddenly realised that he had ‘wrongly identified’ him, just days after positively identifying him.

  213. 213
    NE Frontiersman says:

    Some of us have been wondering what sort of person would collect Graham Ovenden’s paintings for quite a while.

  214. 214
    He was up to his neck in it says:

    He collected paintings by Graham Ovenden, a convicted peedo. The subjects of these paintings were naked, pre-pubescent girls in provocative poses.

    The kind of thing people get arrested for having on their computers nowadays.

  215. 215
    NE Frontiersman says:

    Can’t stand any of these people, but whatever happened to hearsay evidence? And what’s the court doing in allowing it to be reported? She should say this outside court if she dares.

  216. 216
    NE Frontiersman says:

    Well, he’s already writing in the Guardian, telling us to build on greenfield sites. Not that he has any financial interests in property development, of course.
    The Guardian wouldn’t employ a scoundrel, would they?

  217. 217
    Labour = more debt says:

    No mention of the South London Health Trust that went bankrupt owing to Labour spending almost the entire budget on PFI hospitals then..

  218. 218
    Fly on the wall says:

    WBA are sponsored by Zoopla, whose chairman happens to resemble a certain size of plank. They have now said they will withdraw their sponsorship at the end of season becauseof this harmless idiocy by Anelka.

    Just imagine if that had been a Spurs player – all he*l would have broken loose!!

  219. 219
    Fly on the wall says:

    ..er they all go out at midday and read the Sun?

  220. 220
    Fly on the wall says:

    Yes, I think we have now had a belly full…

  221. 221
    Fly on the wall says:

    Final proof that at least one beeboid reads Guido!!

  222. 222
    Blowing Donkey Whistles says:

    He’s like a thin, white, male version of Dianne Fatbott.

  223. 223
    Ed Sphericals says:

    3rd Marathon? Doesn’t he know they’ve been called SNICKERS for at least a decade!

  224. 224
    Ed The Eunuch says:

    Ho ho ho!

  225. 225
    Gooey Blob says:

    So Balls is training for his third Marathon? Well, you’ve got to admire him for using the chocolate bar’s correct name. Nobody likes the name Snickers.

  226. 226
    Steve Smith says:


  227. 227
    Eborgleve says:

    This is what happens when you subsidise food for the rif – raf – most of whom vote labour.

  228. 228
    Eborgleve says:

    Wonderful description.

  229. 229
    Eborgleve says:

    Mark Harper could single handed win the next election for the conservatives by stopping immigration – full stop.

  230. 230
    Hackney Flabbot says:

    Remind me – where have I seen this face before?



  231. 231
    Jack Harman-Dromey says:

    Ed’s penis is too pale for me.

  232. 232
    Teflon Tony says:

    Not guilty of any of these, m’lud.

  233. 233
    Yvette says:

    Even better, he can’t see my face when I’m licking his namesake.

  234. 234
    Jack Dromey says:

    Allow me to put you right on this one…

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