January 20th, 2014

Rich’s Monday Morning View


108 Comments

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    Prime Minister Comrade David Cameron says:

    I am proud to announce we will be listening to people.

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    Qustioner says:

    Who the hell is that?

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    Anon. says:

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    village bicycle says:

    Mary Shelley’s Fuck-upstein

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    Mr Potato Head says:

    The public sector looking after its own yet again.

    ‘A hospital where a girl bled to death has refused to publish the findings of its inquiry for fear of “endangering the mental health” of staff.

    Victoria Harrison, 17, was found dead the day after an appendix operation at Kettering General Hospital in 2012.

    Coroner Ann Pember later criticised the hospital over missed opportunities.

    The hospital subsequently conducted a serious incident investigation but has revealed it will not be making the full report public despite an FoI request.

    It claimed putting some of its findings into the public domain would risk staff identifying colleagues, who would then be put under “additional stress and pressure in addition to that already experienced during the investigation and inquest”.’

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    Gotcha says:

    Kelvin Makenzie? What’s he been up to?

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    The Stilton Eater says:

    Is this the UKIP loon saying the floods are punishment? Hilarious!

    Mind you London’s already got a plague of frogs, just visit Kensington.

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    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:

    All LibDems are total cults.

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    Nick Clegg says:

    I agree with Prime Minister David Cameron.

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    Sir William Wayde says:

    What Mr Yeo should do is………darn it, *look, I’m busy, I’ll call you back…..yes, but you have all of Sunday…well aren’t you supposed to be omnipotent?……I’ll call you back, OK*……pack it in and look forward to being Lord Yeo of Greenwash.

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    Osama the Nazarene says:

    Lok

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    Prime Minister Comrade David Cameron says:

    Owen Jones says “We’re all capitalists now.” Speak for yourself mate!

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    Yim Toe says:

    It wasn’t me. My wife was driving.

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    No eye dear says:

    Is it Tim Yeo?

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    David Cameron says:

    My gut feeling is that the floods are Devine retribution for burning sacred fossilised wood. I am going to try and appease the Gods by erecting giant windmills throughout the land.

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    Sorry, I haven't a clue says:

    It’s definitely not James Gray MP as he’s assured Guido that he’s 100%, bullet proof, clear of any wrong doing wrt his constituency office expenses.

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    Blind Eric says:

    Don’t be silly, even Rich can’t draw that badly.

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    Anon. says:

    This would affect lots of Labour voters. Wonder what OJ thinks?
    A u-turn in 3.2.1…

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    Prometheus says:

    “Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad”

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    Dave, Nick, and Ed says:

    Perfectly acceptable suppression of information by the hospital in our LibLabConning paradise.

    Who cares if a girl died, as long as our hard working, understaffed, overpaid, gold plated pensioned public sector staff are fully protected against disclosure of their incompetence?

    After all, what right have the taxpaying plebs to know of the tragedy. They are only there to pay and support their betters, like us.

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    Jazz Porridge says:

    I think it looks like Chris Huhne but it could be Andrew Mitchell hoping for the PM to call with a new job after he got fitted up by dodgy coppers.

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    Squeaker Bercow says:

    In 2010, Guido Fawkes said that lobbying was ‘the next scandal waiting to happen’ Has it stopped?

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    Rich says:

    Wanna bet?

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    Yet more evidence of deteriorating standards says:

    Yet again I have no idea who it is, what situation it represents or why it is supposed to be either edgy or amusing.

    Does Forks actually pay for this rubbish?

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    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    LET ME MAKE OUR POLICIES ABSOLUTELY CLEAR……

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    Mark says:

    Wanna bet?

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    Paniagua V5.1 says:

    The majority of the Labour front bench don’t have basic skills. Ed Balls has to take his socks off to do higher order mathematics, and Mr Leader thinks the more branches a bank has the more it’s nasty.

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    Jackal says:

    The bullet will arrive before you hear the shot. You won’t know anything about it.

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    Jazz Porridge says:

    About time too. You should get benefits for a short time. After do a training course. If not there’s plenty of work to be done like scrubbing graffiti, road sweeping and more to improve society.

    If we can create jobs for millions of Polish then why are we paying for millions of Brits to swing the lead?

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    Prompt:- No Yeo've done that all wrong! Read the script! What your part says:

    But who is it supposed to be?

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    Paniagua V5.1 says:

    Much is the shame.

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    Paniagua V5.1 says:

    Not Huhne, otherwise the sketch would be infested with Crabs.

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    Andy of Stafford says:

    I agree

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    Four Candles says:

    Are they Guido’s Forks?

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    Vicky Pryce says:

    Now you really are nit picking.

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    Hugh Janus says:

    Thanks for the clarification. Must remember in future to scour every page of the Daily Wail before attemting to ‘enjoy’ future Rich doodles.

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    M­a­q­bo­ul says:

    I think it’s quite good but you do need to have read the Mail article first.

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    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

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    Peter Cook says:

    Look. It’s fun being obtuse.

    But we all know from the news that it is Yeo and he had his phone ringing in a meeting because the clues have been put in the cartoon, a Mark of a poor cartoonist and I’m not being Rich here.

    As if the PM would need to speak to the c’unt anyway!

    No, the real point is this: If you went out of your way to make a drawing not look like Yeo, this is exactly what it would look like.

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    Nick(No apology,no whip)Clegg says:

    Chinese growth stalling, lowest level in more than a decade, still more than we could dream of though at 7.7% !!

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    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    We will make the UK banking system more like Germany’s…….

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    Red Line says:

    More like hitting the rev limiter than stalling.

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    Tim Yeo says:

    I couldn’t give a shit. It’s a nice sunny day out in Sandwich and I’m going to get a round in at the Royal.

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    David Blunkett says:

    Wanna bet?

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    Yet more evidence of deteriorating standards says:

    Yes, thanks for the clarification.

    Now I do know what situation it depicts, but remain at a loss as to why its either edgy or amusing.

    Utterly shite springs to mind.

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    Winston says:

    Another lying, corrupt MP story. However, what is filling the news channels and the print media? Yes, a small fry elderly local councillor with eccentric views on religion. Why? Because he recently switched from the Tories to UKIP. His strange views on religion and homosexuality did not matter when he was a Tory, but now he’s in UKIP, its headline news. How does that happen? The Mainstream media is very much under the manipulation of the political elite and their spin doctors.

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    No one posts under their m-m-m-m-moniker any more says:

    Now stop this!

    Or we’ll have to start the page again!

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    Bread and Circusssesesses's says:

    As it was written.

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    The plain fact of the matter says:

    All banks are, without exception, exploitative bastards that operate as a duopoly.

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    We didn’t create jobs for million’s of Poles. The jobs were too demanding for the skiving classes, getting to work before11 o’ clock, only an hour for lunch, no time off to visit the bookies, getting trained for the job,etc so the Poles filled the gap because they worked hard, knew what they were doing and didn’t expect Mondays off sick.

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    Bank Of Dave says:

    There is always an exception. Unless you are a commie of course.

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    millions Autocorrect is not your friend.

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    Thomas Jefferson Hogg says:

    She would not swallow.

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    Where are Tony Blair's Expenses says:

    Are his views any more ridiculous than the concept that all our energy problems can be solved by windmills !!

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    8yhik877b says:

    So Greedo has now become a Daily Thick Mong quoter, great.

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    Labour hates most things British – that’s why they opened wide the immigration doors.

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    If you squint at it... says:

    Lennox Lewis.

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    Rolf says:

    Can you tell what it is yet?

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    cep says:

    British are tolerated, the English are hated.

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    Micro windmills may soon recharge your mobile phone says:

    Are you alleging he is a long fellow?

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    altruism in industry says:

    be that as it may, our loyalty is to the indigenous population and our concern for their nurture and welfare not of the offspring of Johnny Foreigner.

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    That’s also an eccentric religious view. Suffer, little children, OAP’s and all on the minimum wage. We will get rich on worsening your poverty. Ever heard of debt socialisation? You probably haven’t because that is what the Left have turned into “crony capitalism”. The social democrats in No 10 love it.

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    Prime Minister Comrade David Cameron says:

    I like to think of Socialism as a rich mans communism.

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    The plain fact of the matter says:

    Name one.

    I don’t see how realising that the profiteering, usurious banks are rigging the markets, deploying insider trading, fiddling the Libor rates and laundering columbian drug money, to name just a few of their crimes, is a communist trait.

    Perhaps you’re just thick?

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    What a lot of people think but dare not say says:

    Especially packys and darkies

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    'e fell down the stairs Guv, honest says:

    The word ‘dodgy’ is superfluous.

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    FFS says:

    I’m beginning to think that’s what makes it amusing. It is becoming something of a tradition.

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    altruism in industry says:

    you must wonder how many times Tim has pulled that stunt before in business meetings.

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    FFS says:

    Those were American banks or American arms of British banks. That’s why a British bank is now No. 1 in size of assets, having overtaken its dodgy US rivals.

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    Mr Potato Head says:

    So it wasn’t Mo Farah then?

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    Not a Clue says:

    Just look at the Bishop Hill blog to see how a recognisable caricature of Yeo can be done.

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    Boo hoo says:

    Oh dear, what a pity, never mind.

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    FFS says:

    They work hard for about 6months. Then they lose interest. Then we replace them with a fresh Pole. That’s what actually happens.

    If the Polese were really that hard working as the myth suggests Poland would be the center of the European universe by now. It’s not.

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    Say it with Flowers says:

    I’m back! Just renamed the house as Gondoggin.

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    The plain fact of the matter says:

    The fact that they absolutely vast amounts of wealth, yet they don’t actually make, sell, store or repair anything is more evidence that they are exploitatve, not less.

    Barclays are money launderers. Fact. So are HSBC. Fact. Almost all British banks rigged the Libor market. Fact.

    It’s legalised, organised crime.

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    Dreary Steeples says:

    Leviticus 26 v3-13

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    Mr Potato Head says:

    Are his views any more ridiculous than the concept that everything that happens is the result of some sky pixie?

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    Ah! Monika says:

    Only if you shake it all about.

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    FFS says:

    If you believe in those figures I can only assume you believe in elves, fairies and communism.

    Fact is that I work in a company that sells a wide range of components to the Chinese and their economy, I can tell you, has pretty much stalled. US, UK and Germany doing really well at the mo – everywhere else is pretty much shit.

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    David Icke says:

    Simon Heffer: “He had recently endured the extreme distress of being falsely labelled a p’aedophile, followed by the deserved triumph of seeing his traducers — with one conspicuous exception — queuing up to pay him damages for the vile libel they had perpetrated against him”

    err…there was one other notable exception!

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    By a babbling brook.. says:

    What is going on??? Seventy odd posts in on a Monday morning and still no selfy of Chucky! Must have been a quiet weekend.

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    Psyche the Dog says:

    And nothing goes wrong in private hospitals, at least that you know about, never mind there is always the NHS to put things right

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    Jussayin says:

    My personal experience of them is that they are little better than gypsies, well schooled in graft, fraud and deception, he men are prone to violence, with a strong liking for hard liquor.

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    FFS says:

    Yes, but he is proselytising for an old religion, not one of the new belief systems of our political elites that are being tried out on us.

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    Psyche the Dog says:

    Of course Fawkes pays for this rubbish, his body goes into perpetual motion when he first sees these cartoons every Monday morning and he knows that it stirs you lot up, now back to work, or he will put a carootn every day on this blog.

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    Psyche the Dog says:

    0, you mean all those chinless wonders trolling about looking for a special friend?

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    CYNICAL OLD GIT says:

    As predicted any slight eccentricity displayed by UKIP members will be seized on and blown out of proportion as the Euro elections approach ,Farage himself played into their hands over this one, by suspending him from the party he gave the impression he is afraid of upsetting the sodomists who are despised by the ‘ silent majority ‘.
    If the imam of some inner city mosque had said the same thing, how many of the enlightened leftie liberals would have dared to laugh at him ?

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    Polly the parrot says:

    Wanna cracker

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    Psyche the Dog says:

    It seems the only thing missing seems to be the wickerman, you know those rural strange rights of passage that are practiced in out of the way places.

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    Anonymous says:

    India, Brazil and Russia seem to be OK.

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    John Bellingham says:

    No floods there–how about–Luke 17.26

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    Psyche the Dog says:

    It looks as if the peasants are revolting, riff-raff

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    The BBC says:

    No but the CPS can Rolf.

    You’re Fired.

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    Psyche the Dog says:

    Don’t forget your beloved hosts have a strong liking for hard liquor, beer, etc especially when bought for them, ridiculing Teddy for not liking beer only yesterday

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    Anonymous says:

    Thought it was Simon Carr.

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    John Bellingham says:

    Funny, ain’t it, when someone famous, or even infamous, dies, all the Christian-haters run off to the religious funeral/memorial service. The same dildoes who are slagging off the poor old UKIP fogey who still believes in God and the Bible are only too keen to attend Royal Weddings (Anglican), Jubilee services (Anglican) and jostle for prayers in the House of Commons–although most of them stare vacantly at the hymn-sheets and prayer books that us old codgers all know by heart.
    Yesterday, a negro parson was invited to comment on the BBC about the UKIP councillor’s and he stated that “People can’t just believe in the Bible….”. Oh Well, game over then.

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    John Bellingham says:

    Apostrophe Nazis please note–I missed out the word “comments”.

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    CYNICAL OLD GIT says:

    Even though as a devout athiest I can not agree with the religious side of his statement, the issue is really about the right to hold any opinion on anything that falls foul of the leftie consensus.
    Farage, I fear has made a big mistake over this affair and should reverse his decision with an apology

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    Bloody Nose says:

    Almost as if Guido expects us to be familiar with the political stories of the day.

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    Casual Observer 2 says:

    What’s it like to be living in Stafford — the typical NHS shit hole?

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    broderick crawford says:

    Burn ‘ em

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    broderick crawford says:

    so that puts her on the big issue meat rack come may 2015 then …..

    …although the top hat mp s oension pot for failure will keep her going for a few months i venture .

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    broderick crawford says:

    i thought it was mcshane at first glance .

    with the villains around him being figurative images representing all the bubba s who are prowling the corridors for fresh — – or at least unadulterated– meat.


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