January 20th, 2014

Guy News Special Report: Tim Yeo Must Go

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  1. 1
    Tim Yeo says:

    First !!


    • 3
      Pob says:

      christ i am bored of these posh people preaching to us all.


      • 10
        Barista (looking for work) says:

        You can always go on the Guardian’s CiF and have posh people preaching to you all.

        Oh wait


        • 14
          Pob says:


          left or right, media or politician, it doesn’t seem too matter much. public school/oxbridge or russell group uni. mate of daddy gets you an internship, spend life telling the rest of the population how to live their lives when you haven’t a bloody clue about anything.


          • Tim Yeo says:

            Get back to work pleb.


          • Pob says:

            yeah, sorry Tim, will do. I gotta earn the money to pay my taxes to subsidise your house near those nice golf courses.


          • broderick crawford says:

            Sandwich or Suffolk …. they re all pockets of internecine battles between old established crooked squirearchical dynasties who rule over the majority local populace treating them as serfs and vassals .

            Do not trust anybody who lives outwith the confines of the M25 …. they are either all retarded ir psychopathic megalomaniacs .

            At least in Central london you ve got the East Eurooeans
            and Somali s running the show . You know where you are with them … the cash only underground economy rules and if you don t pay up you get razored . Simples !


    • 15
    • 17
      Finger on the Pulse says:

      You mean I could have seen this 2 days earlier?! Why wasn’t I told?!


  2. 2
    altruism in industry says:

    death to all animated gifs


  3. 4
    Fluffing fox of fleet feet says:

    Rennard must cum first, er, I mean go !


  4. 5
    LOL says:


  5. 6
    It's raining men says:


  6. 7
    Liar.Politicians says:



  7. 8
    unnatural weather says:

    golden showers expected in Brighton and Hove


  8. 9
    Mitch says:

    To be fair, I don’t answer the door to Hairy tramps.


  9. 11
    Andrew Efiong says:

    Yeo should be in irons, not playing with them!


  10. 12
    cep says:

    All Yeo needs if he is to remain in his constituency and still play golf in Kent is the occasional ride on a bloody great chopper…


  11. 13
    John Humphreys says:

    Neo isn’t a bad presenter, but he should slow down a bit, annunciate more, and get a haircut!!


    • 20
      Why do people let themselves get so fat? says:

      He looks like his liver is going to explode.


    • 36
      Pilot whale says:

      Oi Humphries, ‘annunciate’ is what the Pope does.

      What you mean – and at your age you should already know this, is ‘enunciate’.

      Or, if it makes even easier for you, you could also say ‘speak more slowly and more clearly’.


  12. 30
    Anonymous says:

    Good point poorly made – come on Guido – this merely looks like a petty rant


  13. 32
    Standards says:

    That fat Hunt in the video needs to go on a diet and get his bloody hair cut.


  14. 35
    Jimmy says:

    Not at all creepy.


  15. 38

    Why exactly is Ken Livingstone putting out pictures of his rival’s family home* with a crowd of his grinning apparatchiks outside it? There is taking the fight to your opponents and then there is a unnecessary poor taste by broadcasting where the Mayor, and his young family, sleep. Guido doesn’t think an apology would be out of the question…



  16. 39
    Jack the Ripper says:

    “It’s two and a half hours’ drive from his Suffolk constituency.”

    Surely no one can hit a ball that far and that inaccurately?


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“Well, then he’s gonna pay on December 2nd”

Mycroft says:

Have you read the last bit of Animal Farm?

You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

You were no firebrand, you were a damp squib in my opinion, sorry.

You need a damned good kick up the ahse!

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