January 20th, 2014

Guy News Special Report: Tim Yeo Must Go


  1. 1
    Tim Yeo says:

    First !!

  2. 2
    altruism in industry says:

    death to all animated gifs

  3. 3
    Pob says:

    christ i am bored of these posh people preaching to us all.

  4. 4
    Fluffing fox of fleet feet says:

    Rennard must cum first, er, I mean go !

  5. 5
    LOL says:

  6. 6
    It's raining men says:

  7. 7
    Liar.Politicians says:


  8. 8
    unnatural weather says:

    golden showers expected in Brighton and Hove

  9. 9
    Mitch says:

    To be fair, I don’t answer the door to Hairy tramps.

  10. 10
    Barista (looking for work) says:

    You can always go on the Guardian’s CiF and have posh people preaching to you all.

    Oh wait

  11. 11
    Andrew Efiong says:

    Yeo should be in irons, not playing with them!

  12. 12
    cep says:

    All Yeo needs if he is to remain in his constituency and still play golf in Kent is the occasional ride on a bloody great chopper…

  13. 13
    John Humphreys says:

    Neo isn’t a bad presenter, but he should slow down a bit, annunciate more, and get a haircut!!

  14. 14
    Pob says:


    left or right, media or politician, it doesn’t seem too matter much. public school/oxbridge or russell group uni. mate of daddy gets you an internship, spend life telling the rest of the population how to live their lives when you haven’t a bloody clue about anything.

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  16. 16
    Tim Yeo says:

    Get back to work pleb.

  17. 17
    Finger on the Pulse says:

    You mean I could have seen this 2 days earlier?! Why wasn’t I told?!

  18. 18
    What TV. Deciding what TV you will buy under a Labour Gummint says:

    1080p is better

  19. 19
    Flaunt Flaunt Alert says:

    Yes, it has. They intend to go and have sex in a public place down near the river where children play instead of doing what consenting adults do in private.

  20. 20
    Why do people let themselves get so fat? says:

    He looks like his liver is going to explode.

  21. 21
    Just don't says:

    If you subscribe you can look forward to endless spam e-mails from casino operators flooding your in-box.

  22. 22
    Finger on the Pulse says:

    I need printer cartridges and counterfeit Viagra, who’ll help me with that?

  23. 23
    Pob says:

    yeah, sorry Tim, will do. I gotta earn the money to pay my taxes to subsidise your house near those nice golf courses.

  24. 24
    Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Immigrants, Criminals & other Wasters. says:

    will they both be dressed as fairies?

  25. 25
    In other words says:

    Faux gras?

  26. 26
    Lost in Clacton says:

    Is that Sinclair’s Oyster bar I see in the background ?

  27. 27
    Drink more beer says:

    Rather than flaffing about in front of the camera when it is clear to everyman and his dog that Yeo has gone walkabout Guy should be in the pub buying large quantities of beer and paying large quantities of tax.

  28. 28
    (Rarely) Dangerous Brian says:

    More than likely.

  29. 29
    I hate socialists. says:

    Probably Labour voters pretending to have a picnic.

  30. 30
    Anonymous says:

    Good point poorly made – come on Guido – this merely looks like a petty rant

  31. 31

    It is not possible for two men to have sex , buggery yes, sex definitely not!

  32. 32
    Standards says:

    That fat Hunt in the video needs to go on a diet and get his bloody hair cut.

  33. 33
    Chubby Chaser alert says:

    He certainly is a well-covered boy: 16st in his stockinged feet?

  34. 34
    Chubby Chaser alert says:

    Makes for a nice, comfortable ride.

  35. 35
    Jimmy says:

    Not at all creepy.

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    Pilot whale says:

    Oi Humphries, ‘annunciate’ is what the Pope does.

    What you mean – and at your age you should already know this, is ‘enunciate’.

    Or, if it makes even easier for you, you could also say ‘speak more slowly and more clearly’.

  37. 37

    Yeo would not be seen within thousand miles of Sinclairs Oyster bar.

  38. 38

    Why exactly is Ken Livingstone putting out pictures of his rival’s family home* with a crowd of his grinning apparatchiks outside it? There is taking the fight to your opponents and then there is a unnecessary poor taste by broadcasting where the Mayor, and his young family, sleep. Guido doesn’t think an apology would be out of the question…


  39. 39
    Jack the Ripper says:

    “It’s two and a half hours’ drive from his Suffolk constituency.”

    Surely no one can hit a ball that far and that inaccurately?

  40. 40
    broderick crawford says:

    Sandwich or Suffolk …. they re all pockets of internecine battles between old established crooked squirearchical dynasties who rule over the majority local populace treating them as serfs and vassals .

    Do not trust anybody who lives outwith the confines of the M25 …. they are either all retarded ir psychopathic megalomaniacs .

    At least in Central london you ve got the East Eurooeans
    and Somali s running the show . You know where you are with them … the cash only underground economy rules and if you don t pay up you get razored . Simples !

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