January 20th, 2014

FLASHBACK: Clegg Slams Rennard ‘Self Appointed Detectives’

By playing the innocent victim, with his hands tied by his party bureaucracy, Nick Clegg is re-writing history.

He may well be impotent today, but let us not forget Clegg slammed those who exposed Lord Rennard’s pervy ways, calling them ‘self-appointed detectives':

The LibDems have a track record here. Rennard is no where near a one off example – just look at Portsmouth.


  1. 1
    cep says:

    Mike ‘slippyfist’ Hancock.


  2. 2
    More tea vicar? says:

    Unlike Hancock and Rennard, Nick Clegg is losing his grip


    • 43
      Maximus says:

      on Cameron’s arse.

      cleg /klEg/ n.LME. [ON kleggi (Norw. klegg, Da. klæg).] A gadfly, a horsefly; esp. one of the common genus Haematopota.


  3. 3
    Nick Clegg and his 29 SpAd's says:

    We are so terribly, terribly sorry.

    See Rennard it’s not that hard is it.


    • 57
      Sir William Wayde says:

      In my grandma’s day, ladies carried hatpins as a precaution against this kind of assault. A sharp stab in the hand and Sir wouldn’t try any more funny business.


      • 68
        broderick crawford says:

        Yes m Lord

        But by the same token that one cannot carry a penknife whose blade is longer that 7. 5 cms ( three inches) e g a Swiss penknife , current legislation forbids also such items as hatpins coz dey iz “offensive weapons ”

        But if a schoolboy goes to a national coverage pound store and buys a geometry set then uses the compass to poke a gang rivals eye out thats ,…. ” an unfortunate occurrence from which lessons must be learnt ” …..

        go figure .


  4. 4
    Jimmy says:

    Shipping forecast for righties:


  5. 5
    Menzies Campbell says:


  6. 6
    Jimbo Jones says:

    Don’t forget David Ward MP – an antisemite they slapped on the wrist


  7. 7
    Calamity says:

    Clegg is a wankstain who just lies and obfuscates. He rang Rennard’s victims last week to apologise. That’s all this cretinous cock does. He lies, he breaks promises, and then he says sorry. He’s an utterly ineffectual, dishonest, two faced arsewipe prick wanker who thinks he just has to say sorry and all will be fine. Get fucked.


  8. 10
    Touchy Touchy says:

    chris davies is right – nothing has been proved – it’s only hearsay – and even if true only a prude would say its harassment.

    first they came for Lord Rennard….


    • 24
      Prude? says:

      In that case, you won’t mind if I squeeze your wife’s arse or grope your daughter’s tits.


      • 27
        Touchy Touchy says:

        do groping of tits or arses was (allegedly) done. so your argument is irrelevant.


        • 33
          I daren't say bugger all at work for fear of being sued says:

          I agree with you TT but on the other hand Rennard is part of the political clusterfuck that has helped make Britain such a joyless place to work in.


    • 36
      Judge Dreadful says:

      I wish people would stop coming on here and saying it is hearsay. It is not hearsay. The people who he allegedly assaulted have given direct testimony as to his behaviour.

      If believed, they have provided sufficient, direct, evidence as to what went on to safely convict him in any court of law.


      • 56
        Fly on the wall says:

        A court of law? You must be fuckin jokin mate!


      • 63
        Touchy Touchy says:

        you are well-named.


      • 64
        Cinna says:

        I heard someone on TV this morning claim that police decided they would not proceed due to the fact there was no corroborating evidence and only one person’s word against another.

        Now I know the charges are more serious, but how is that different than the current run of prosecutions against people hauled into court on 40 and 50 year old claims of rape, assault etc. It’s still only one person’s word against another after all this time. If those people are in court the so should to should Rennard. These accusations are far more recent.


  9. 12
    Bernard Hogan Wow says:

    I’ve just paid my rent…

    …boy, was it expensive!


  10. 13
    The British Public says:

    Who cares what Clegg thinks? He and his party of creeps will implode and be out of office at the next election.


  11. 14
    Charles Kennedy says:

    Hic! I’d like to be leader again. Hic! You’re my best mate! Hic! Get us a doner, geezer. Hic! Chili sauce, yeah? Hic! I’m gonna polish off another lager. Hic! Vote Liberal Democrat.


  12. 16
    Handycock says:

    Lord Rennard should resign. Shocking behaviour by a member of the Libdems.


  13. 18
    LB says:


    Look at Cyril Smith. That’s just like Saville and that was covered up.


  14. 20
    Chris Huhne says:

    I’m ready to step into the breach if needed.

    Just waiting for the blue unction to do it’s job and I’m as good as new.


  15. 22
    Casual Observer 2 says:

    At least Rennard groped women, unlike Bumsex Dave and his gay mates.


  16. 25
    Displaced Brummie says:

    Clegg the self-appointed Defective.


  17. 28
    Vince Cable says:

    Who are all these people being mentioned?


  18. 31
    Nick Clegg says:

    He seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
    He reaches in
    And grabs right hold of your arse
    He seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
    He takes control
    And slowly takes off your bra


  19. 32
    Nick Clegg says:

    I’m sorry, oh so sorry, I’m really sorry

    For being such a wanker.


  20. 34
    men are from libdems says:

    We need to find a way to get Rennard to Pluto


  21. 35
    C.O.Jones says:

    Being in the same party as Vince Cable is likely to cause a large dose of self doubt and lack of confidence in your own judgement.


  22. 39
    An unprotected pair of buttocks says:

    Lib Dems are the party of sleaze and squeeze


  23. 41
    Swiss Tony says:

    Nice Jag in the background


  24. 42
    The LibDems are coming says:

    Lock up your daughters..and sons,maybe even the cat.


  25. 45
    Jack Bruce says:


  26. 49
    Confused.com says:

    Why is Balls holding a young man by the balls in this picture?



  27. 50
    Orson Cart says:

    You only have to look back at the history of the LibDems, with the likes of Cyril Smith and Jeremy Thorpe. You soon realise, that arse-stabbing, back-stabbing and general predatory sexual behaviour, must be conditional to party membership.


  28. 51
    Ian Smith says:

    Universal Credit will be delivered on time and on budget.


  29. 54
    Sally at the seaside says:

    I feel that Guido should ask Clegg why the Lidem council in Portsmouth are appearing in the High Court on Friday to stop the report they commissioned to investigate allegations against Hancock and subsequently turned out to be damning condemnation of sexual harassment
    of the MP now being made available to the complainantin a forthcoming court case.
    Is Clegg aware that public money is being spent to defend an alleged sexual harraser.


    • 67
      Anonymous says:

      Ermm, maybe due to the report indicating senior officers of Portsmouth City Council failed to fulfil their statutory duties to protect their employer(Mike Hancock) when the initial complaint was filed some years ago.

      As the journalist from The Times stated when the story broke, ‘misconduct in public office’. This is not just about Mike Hancock, its about how the City Solicitor(Michael Lawther) the CEO(David Williams), Margaret Geary(Head of Social), several leading Lib Dems including the Leader Gerald Vernon Jackson, tried and successfully impeded or stopped investigations into Mike Hancock’s behaviour with this poor innocent victim, who Mike Hancock was a registered vulnerable adult, whilst carrying out various disgusting acts, which in apart are documented and supported on Guido’s site.

      Hnapshire Police like the Jimmy Saville affair were inconsistent with their duties. They cordially invited him to a police station in Hampshire after some period of time, even though they add prima facia evidence to support the allegations. Which again Guido has put on this site.

      The conclusions are clear from the QC and you can see he himself is pointing to ‘misconduct in public office’. However, I should point out it is time for these senior officers with others to be arrested for covering up for Mike Hancock.

      Though as Guido has recently pointed out, it appears for some reason politicians on these issues get special treatment as currently serious allegations supported by video of other MP’s are being treated differently from members of the public.


  30. 59
    Where are Tony Blair's Expenses says:

    Lib Dems – what a team

    Jeremy Thorpe – pillow biting
    Cyril Smith – little boys
    Paddy Pantsdown – sh*gging his secretary
    Simon Hughes – lied about is sexuality
    Charles Kennedy – drunk
    Mark Oaten – don’t even think about it
    Chris Huhne – Carina Trimington and crabs
    Lord Reynard – Sex pest


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  32. 69
    Anonymous says:

    Roots of the Problem:
    1. Cultural: His odd upbringing, total devoid of British common decency.
    2. Biological: Immense quantity of belly production of estrogen over testostone, compulsively predisposing him to misogynistic jealousy of beautiful women.


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