January 20th, 2014

FLASHBACK: Clegg Slams Rennard ‘Self Appointed Detectives’

By playing the innocent victim, with his hands tied by his party bureaucracy, Nick Clegg is re-writing history.

He may well be impotent today, but let us not forget Clegg slammed those who exposed Lord Rennard’s pervy ways, calling them ‘self-appointed detectives':

The LibDems have a track record here. Rennard is no where near a one off example – just look at Portsmouth.


  1. 1
    cep says:

    Mike ‘slippyfist’ Hancock.

  2. 2
    More tea vicar? says:

    Unlike Hancock and Rennard, Nick Clegg is losing his grip

  3. 3
    Nick Clegg and his 29 SpAd's says:

    We are so terribly, terribly sorry.

    See Rennard it’s not that hard is it.

  4. 4
    Jimmy says:

    Shipping forecast for righties:

  5. 5
    Menzies Campbell says:

  6. 6
    Jimbo Jones says:

    Don’t forget David Ward MP – an antisemite they slapped on the wrist

  7. 7
    Calamity says:

    Clegg is a wankstain who just lies and obfuscates. He rang Rennard’s victims last week to apologise. That’s all this cretinous cock does. He lies, he breaks promises, and then he says sorry. He’s an utterly ineffectual, dishonest, two faced arsewipe prick wanker who thinks he just has to say sorry and all will be fine. Get fucked.

  8. 8
    And one for the Lefties says:

  9. 9
    Nick Clegg says:


  10. 10
    Touchy Touchy says:

    chris davies is right – nothing has been proved – it’s only hearsay – and even if true only a prude would say its harassment.

    first they came for Lord Rennard….

  11. 11
    RomaBob.... Beeg Issue, Beeg Issue! says:

    Jeremy Thorpe will be turning in his grave, women not boys!

  12. 12
    Bernard Hogan Wow says:

    I’ve just paid my rent…

    …boy, was it expensive!

  13. 13
    The British Public says:

    Who cares what Clegg thinks? He and his party of creeps will implode and be out of office at the next election.

  14. 14
    Charles Kennedy says:

    Hic! I’d like to be leader again. Hic! You’re my best mate! Hic! Get us a doner, geezer. Hic! Chili sauce, yeah? Hic! I’m gonna polish off another lager. Hic! Vote Liberal Democrat.

  15. 15
    Selohesra says:

    Except for the fact that he is still alive

  16. 16
    Handycock says:

    Lord Rennard should resign. Shocking behaviour by a member of the Libdems.

  17. 17
    M102 says:

    Yes he really is a cuunt.

  18. 18
    LB says:


    Look at Cyril Smith. That’s just like Saville and that was covered up.

  19. 19
    jgm2 says:

    I thought it was Alex Salmond who was eating all the kebabs.

  20. 20
    Chris Huhne says:

    I’m ready to step into the breach if needed.

    Just waiting for the blue unction to do it’s job and I’m as good as new.

  21. 21
    Glyn H says:

    No sure the poor sod is actually gone yet! At least he was entertaining which is more than can be said for Huhne, Hancock, Oaten & Rennard.

  22. 22
    Casual Observer 2 says:

    At least Rennard groped women, unlike Bumsex Dave and his gay mates.

  23. 23
    LB says:

    Crystal methodist?

  24. 24
    Prude? says:

    In that case, you won’t mind if I squeeze your wife’s arse or grope your daughter’s tits.

  25. 25
    Displaced Brummie says:

    Clegg the self-appointed Defective.

  26. 26
    Carina says:

    Come back here and do as you’re told! Now, give me that 15 inch strap-on you like so much.

  27. 27
    Touchy Touchy says:

    do groping of tits or arses was (allegedly) done. so your argument is irrelevant.

  28. 28
    Vince Cable says:

    Who are all these people being mentioned?

  29. 29
    Billy Big says:

    Take a breath dear before you do yourself and injury

  30. 30
    RomaBob.... Beeg Issue, Beeg Issue! says:

    oops…… sorry about that, must have been thinking about the poor dog.

  31. 31
    Nick Clegg says:

    He seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
    He reaches in
    And grabs right hold of your arse
    He seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
    He takes control
    And slowly takes off your bra

  32. 32
    Nick Clegg says:

    I’m sorry, oh so sorry, I’m really sorry

    For being such a wanker.

  33. 33
    I daren't say bugger all at work for fear of being sued says:

    I agree with you TT but on the other hand Rennard is part of the political clusterfuck that has helped make Britain such a joyless place to work in.

  34. 34
    men are from libdems says:

    We need to find a way to get Rennard to Pluto

  35. 35
    C.O.Jones says:

    Being in the same party as Vince Cable is likely to cause a large dose of self doubt and lack of confidence in your own judgement.

  36. 36
    Judge Dreadful says:

    I wish people would stop coming on here and saying it is hearsay. It is not hearsay. The people who he allegedly assaulted have given direct testimony as to his behaviour.

    If believed, they have provided sufficient, direct, evidence as to what went on to safely convict him in any court of law.

  37. 37
    Anonymous says:

    And it turns out that WW1 was both fun and a fantastic success just like the coalition!

  38. 38
    We want to know says:

    Who’s breeches did you have in mind?’

  39. 39
    An unprotected pair of buttocks says:

    Lib Dems are the party of sleaze and squeeze

  40. 40
    Let's Re-Write Some History says:

    And it turns out that WW1 was both fun and a fantastic success just like the coalition!


  41. 41
    Swiss Tony says:

    Nice Jag in the background

  42. 42
    The LibDems are coming says:

    Lock up your daughters..and sons,maybe even the cat.

  43. 43
    Maximus says:

    on Cameron’s arse.

    cleg /klEg/ n.LME. [ON kleggi (Norw. klegg, Da. klæg).] A gadfly, a horsefly; esp. one of the common genus Haematopota.

  44. 44
    Reader says:

    You have hit the nail on the head. This is all about the issue of judgement. It seems no-one is able or willing to make a judgement and act on it.

  45. 45
    Jack Bruce says:

  46. 46
    Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Immigrants, Criminals & other Wasters. says:

    The Limp Dumbs are perverts, always have been always will be.

  47. 47
    Maximus says:

    omg i don’t know if i dare – does it get windy at the end? and have some bizarre pantomime with a carp?

  48. 48
    Maximus says:

    Harsh but fair.

  49. 49
    Confused.com says:

    Why is Balls holding a young man by the balls in this picture?


  50. 50
    Orson Cart says:

    You only have to look back at the history of the LibDems, with the likes of Cyril Smith and Jeremy Thorpe. You soon realise, that arse-stabbing, back-stabbing and general predatory sexual behaviour, must be conditional to party membership.

  51. 51
    Ian Smith says:

    Universal Credit will be delivered on time and on budget.

  52. 52
    Rickytshirt says:

    They are lib dems, it’s not their forte.

  53. 53
    IBS says:


  54. 54
    Sally at the seaside says:

    I feel that Guido should ask Clegg why the Lidem council in Portsmouth are appearing in the High Court on Friday to stop the report they commissioned to investigate allegations against Hancock and subsequently turned out to be damning condemnation of sexual harassment
    of the MP now being made available to the complainantin a forthcoming court case.
    Is Clegg aware that public money is being spent to defend an alleged sexual harraser.

  55. 55
    Sir William Wayde says:

    He looks Goofy. Close enough.

  56. 56
    Fly on the wall says:

    A court of law? You must be fuckin jokin mate!

  57. 57
    Sir William Wayde says:

    In my grandma’s day, ladies carried hatpins as a precaution against this kind of assault. A sharp stab in the hand and Sir wouldn’t try any more funny business.

  58. 58
    Fly on the wall says:

    Pluto originally meant ‘pipeline under the ocean’ – a communications channel. So what you mean is just chuck him overboard in, say, mid-Atlantic?

  59. 59
    Where are Tony Blair's Expenses says:

    Lib Dems – what a team

    Jeremy Thorpe – pillow biting
    Cyril Smith – little boys
    Paddy Pantsdown – sh*gging his secretary
    Simon Hughes – lied about is sexuality
    Charles Kennedy – drunk
    Mark Oaten – don’t even think about it
    Chris Huhne – Carina Trimington and crabs
    Lord Reynard – Sex pest

  60. 60
    dai pedantically says:

    the dog’s ownership was falsely stated in court

  61. 61
    dai puzzled says:

    in the diplomacy of these things – what does he now have to do to be given a biscuit?

    appear on strictly come posing? take jeremy klaxon seriously?

  62. 62
    dai congenially says:

    they were all in together!

  63. 63
    Touchy Touchy says:

    you are well-named.

  64. 64
    Cinna says:

    I heard someone on TV this morning claim that police decided they would not proceed due to the fact there was no corroborating evidence and only one person’s word against another.

    Now I know the charges are more serious, but how is that different than the current run of prosecutions against people hauled into court on 40 and 50 year old claims of rape, assault etc. It’s still only one person’s word against another after all this time. If those people are in court the so should to should Rennard. These accusations are far more recent.

  65. 65
    Pompey Voter says:

    You forgot to mention Handycock.

  66. 66
  67. 67
    Anonymous says:

    Ermm, maybe due to the report indicating senior officers of Portsmouth City Council failed to fulfil their statutory duties to protect their employer(Mike Hancock) when the initial complaint was filed some years ago.

    As the journalist from The Times stated when the story broke, ‘misconduct in public office’. This is not just about Mike Hancock, its about how the City Solicitor(Michael Lawther) the CEO(David Williams), Margaret Geary(Head of Social), several leading Lib Dems including the Leader Gerald Vernon Jackson, tried and successfully impeded or stopped investigations into Mike Hancock’s behaviour with this poor innocent victim, who Mike Hancock was a registered vulnerable adult, whilst carrying out various disgusting acts, which in apart are documented and supported on Guido’s site.

    Hnapshire Police like the Jimmy Saville affair were inconsistent with their duties. They cordially invited him to a police station in Hampshire after some period of time, even though they add prima facia evidence to support the allegations. Which again Guido has put on this site.

    The conclusions are clear from the QC and you can see he himself is pointing to ‘misconduct in public office’. However, I should point out it is time for these senior officers with others to be arrested for covering up for Mike Hancock.

    Though as Guido has recently pointed out, it appears for some reason politicians on these issues get special treatment as currently serious allegations supported by video of other MP’s are being treated differently from members of the public.

  68. 68
    broderick crawford says:

    Yes m Lord

    But by the same token that one cannot carry a penknife whose blade is longer that 7. 5 cms ( three inches) e g a Swiss penknife , current legislation forbids also such items as hatpins coz dey iz “offensive weapons ”

    But if a schoolboy goes to a national coverage pound store and buys a geometry set then uses the compass to poke a gang rivals eye out thats ,…. ” an unfortunate occurrence from which lessons must be learnt ” …..

    go figure .

  69. 69
    Anonymous says:

    Roots of the Problem:
    1. Cultural: His odd upbringing, total devoid of British common decency.
    2. Biological: Immense quantity of belly production of estrogen over testostone, compulsively predisposing him to misogynistic jealousy of beautiful women.

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