January 20th, 2014

Charlie Brooks’ Lesbian Porn DVD Collection


307 Comments

  1. 1
    Mitch says:

    Looking at the wife, I don’t blame him.

  2. 2
    Jeremy Claxon says:

    The don’t look like the typical dykes I see down my local Asda.

  3. 3
    Jeremy Claxon says:

    *they

  4. 4

    They must have been there a while. Or does he not have the internet?

  5. 5
    Whippersnapper2 says:

    It’s a funny old world aint. it….. I wonder if Rebekah swallows?

  6. 6
    Mr Justice Carrotlecock says:

    I think I should rise for a few hours to consider whether this evidence is suitable viewing for the jury.

  7. 7
    Jimmy says:

    It must have been uncomfortable at home when his wife found out he’d been supporting the competition.

  8. 8
    Tim Berners-Lee says:

    Has he heard of the internet?

  9. 9
    Podiceps says:

    If I were his wife I think I’d join the competition.

  10. 10
    Labour the party for Dummies,Benefit troughers and the Eagle bros. says:

    Nothing like the Eagle bros.

  11. 11
    rover's returns says:

    r u the bbc’s horn of plenty?

  12. 12
    Richard Chimney says:

    Pass the tissues.

  13. 13
    Unelectable Ed Miliband says:

    Does anyone know where I can register for basic numeracy classes?

  14. 14
    Lord Rennard says:

    Well, it’s not just the Lib Dems who have a problems with their sexual urges

  15. 15
    Talk Talk Broadband customer services says:

    Has Tim-Berners Lee not heard about our Porn blocking filters?

  16. 16
    Anonymous says:

    doesn`t make him a bad person better than that ginger minger

  17. 17
    Jack Dromey says:

    I can’t see the attraction myself.

  18. 18
    Grant M says:

    NO she punches.

  19. 19
    Time for a boogie says:

  20. 20
    Tin foil top hat says:

    Nice

  21. 21
    cep says:

    2014 a watershed year for the British economy..

    Between 2.4 & 2.7 percent growth.

    What say you Balls..?

  22. 22

    It becomes really perverted when the only way in which someone can enjoy porn is when tiny pictures of themselves sporting a top hat appear at strategic points.

  23. 23
    Owen Jones - people's poet. says:

    These images are disgusting!
    Bad enough showing one lady’s private parts .. but two of them ..Urghhh! Revolting squishy drippy bits!

  24. 24

    Shhh!

    Don’t give him ideas. He will already be spending it, multiple times.

  25. 25
    Ed Balls Ed Balls says:

    Ed Balls: We need a Plan B as triple dip threatens …. Britain is about to go into a triple-dip recession..

  26. 26
    Godfrey Bloom says:

    I bet those petites salopes don’t clean behind their frigidaires

  27. 27

    Red is the colour of my true love’s hair in the morning
    When I rise…

  28. 28
    cep says:

    Did he have any Chasey Lain…?

  29. 29
    Rosetta says:

    Come in danny boy.

  30. 30
    moderate me would you? says:

    Under Labour growth would be eleventy percent.

  31. 31
    Anonymous says:

    Ridiculous to sublime. Rosetta has woken up.

  32. 32
    The British media and Police are cunts says:

    So the BBC’s view of Labour’s benefits change is that they are being forced into it by nasty Tory scum. Mark Easton’s standard anti Tory rant,

  33. 33

    Bit of a handworker?

  34. 34
    The British media and Police are cunts says:

    Harriet Harman likes lesbian porn as well

  35. 35

    O/T
    Why Do Men Have Nipples?

    We are all girls apparently. Hank explains:

  36. 36
    cep says:

    That’s not the only porn she’s into if you consider her actions when she was at the NACL.

  37. 37
    Anonymous says:

    Only half that of Israel.

  38. 38
    The world's biggest tits (three of them) says:

  39. 39
    Anonymous says:

    Why no harrsoles?

  40. 40
    Scottish Chav says:

    those arent real lesbians … none of them is wearing a boiler suit, has tattoos or a crew cut

  41. 41
    Yukkk says:

    Bet the Eagles are frothing at the gash

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  43. 43
    MacGuffin says:

    Has this anything to do with Rebecca’s fondness for ‘c’untry suppers’?

  44. 44
    nell says:

    Growth in the UK economy:

    Is it being driven by higher exports? In a word, no.
    Is it being driven by higher business investment? In a word, no
    Is it being driven by higher infrastructure spending? In a word, no

    Is it being driven by massive government borrowing, consumer credit and lower saving? Yes

  45. 45
    Ian Smith says:

    Universal Credit will be delivered on time and on budget.

  46. 46
    Ukip councillor says:

    If those dykes marry it will cause flooding.

  47. 47
    Jimmy says:

    What is it with friends of David Cameron and same-sex sex?

  48. 48
    The British media and Police are cunts says:

    You can bet the BBC, C4 and Sky News won’t be reporting this

    http://bit.ly/Lg1YcZ

  49. 49
    Eurovision 2014 says:

  50. 50
    Pundit Singh says:

    Miliband needs to really think through how he handles the economic argument. At the moment he sounds like the Editor of Which magazine. He needs to start producing some serious strategic thinking about UK long term economic future to counter the lucky pragmatism of Osborne. This means he has to get rid of Balls and possibly bring back Darling if he can be persuaded

  51. 51
    Edmund Morybunde III says:

    The price of spice rises ever higher.
    Vote labour to end the spice price.

    Edmund Morrybunde III
    The red knave
    September 1439

  52. 52
    Cameron says:

    Spiffing idea, what what?

    I haven’t blocked Jihad sites and sites showing westerners being beheaded, just the sites showing totty undressed.

    Am I a Hoon or what?

  53. 53
    Ed Moribund says:

    The price of video recorders is actually rising!
    Since their widespread replacement by DVD and blu rays, VCRs are now MORE EXPENSIVE than at any time since 1999.

    It’s a cost of recording onto magnetic tape crisis!

  54. 54
    Gordon McDoom says:

    POSTING THE SAME COMMENT DAY AFTER DAY IS A SIGN OF SERIOUS MENTAL ILLNESS, AS IS POSTING COMMENTS IN CAPITALS.

  55. 55
    Ed Moribund says:

    I thought Ed Balls was the biggest tit in Britain
    *Chortle..chortle*

  56. 56
    cep says:

    Your post fell down in the first sentence when you used ‘Milliband’ and ‘think’.

  57. 57
    Arnie says:

    … and if Labour were in power, Balls would have had us even deeper in debt with negative growth.

    Still, best vote UKIP.

  58. 58
    Nurse Haggis-Emmanuel says:

    Have Ye been oot tae pay year respects to tha’poor wee toddler who wa muddered
    Yet?

  59. 59
    Labour councillor, done for fraud says:

    Why do lefties hate jokes?

  60. 60
    Podiceps says:

    It’s curious that those stickers turn some sub-erotic girlie pix into something truly obscene. Reminds me of the effect of Guido’s modbot reminding us endlessly of his past misdemeanours, which would be utterly forgotten if they were not kept current in this way.

  61. 61
    Balls Ed (not the Specials) says:

    Too Much, Too Young

  62. 62
    The British media and Police are cunts says:

    So Cathy Newman is so far up her own twat she looks like a giant cuunt. This is the same middle class well off bitch who demanded that the tax payer funded her full time nanny for her kid.

  63. 63
    Podiceps says:

    I have added an extension called ‘Go Away Cameron’ to my browser, which bypasses Cameron’s barriers. It’s not that I particularly want to watch porn (which is dreadfully boring after the initial liberating surprise). I just couldn’t resist the name of the extension.

  64. 64
    Lord Rennard says:

    Charlie is just a hot blooded male. What bloke doesn’t like to see two women performing?

  65. 65
    Gordon McDoom says:

    FECK OFF!

  66. 66
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Jon Snow cocks everything up, useless twat.

  67. 67
    Podiceps says:

    They are jokes, and they hate themselves.

  68. 68
    Councillor Silvester (UKIP) says:

    He will pay a high price for this, the Lord will give him many parking tickets!

  69. 69
    Anonymous says:

    Owen?

  70. 70
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    The conservatives have announced that they will wear foil hats every Thursday for a month.
    Labours Rachael Reeves has just announced that they will wear foil hats with a conducting rod every Thursday for a month.
    Another original policy from labour.

  71. 71
    Anonymous says:

    Reply to 63

  72. 72
    Handycock says:

    You should see what’s in my brown bag.

  73. 73

    True.

    At least we can type European and appears now.

  74. 74
    Django Piggot. says:

    Horses for courses!

  75. 75
    JH3403-2094-032 says:

    My first thought… there is a bottomless lake of filth on the net but twats like this and Timney get in hot water for procuring it in a traceable way.

    Nautica Thorn was a good choice though. Kudos.

  76. 76
    David James says:

    Good on her, Just love lesbians

  77. 77
    The British media and Police are cunts says:

    Would you really want to see Hattie Harpic and Diane Fartbot going at it?

  78. 78
    Blowing Whistles says:

    With respect I believe that Silent Bob is best placed to speak about Ed Balls.

  79. 79
    The British media and Police are cunts says:

    Anyone ewe noticed that the BBC totally ignored the good news about the economy today?

  80. 80
    Tesco says:

    Main course?

  81. 81
    JH3403-2094-032 says:

    A friend of mine (cough) once bought a girly mag from a sex shop which had a promised ‘continental’ strength. It had dots stuck on the cover at strategic points, and was sold in shrink wrap.

    When he got it home he unwrapped it and peeled off the dots.

    To find printed dots underneath, still covering the action.

    A lesson in trust was learned that day.

  82. 82
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Can anyone ping in a link to the Police Federation Review – just mentioned on the ch4 news – I want to have some fun with that. The dirty rats have £30 million hidden away and 30 other secret accounts … well well plod?

    And a note to the MET Officers who ‘have been covering up’ for McBrides indiscretions ‘aired on bbc tv’ last year names will be exposed – In the fucking Public Interest.

  83. 83
    birds on Guido's page says:

    Lisa O’Carroll what a tweet.

  84. 84
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Sub note to SC – we can carry on our civil discussion (my turn I believe) throughout the week – for the moment I think there are more spotlights shining on the whole rotten edifice that is parliament and I choose to throw dirt in that direction in preference at the moment.

  85. 85
    Psyche the Dog says:

    Wot no horses!

  86. 86
    Psyche the Dog says:

    He makes enough noise, like a Boris on 4 wheels

  87. 87
    Blowing Whistles says:

    I hope you’ve all read the piece in yesterday’s IOS about Rupe and his dirty journo diggers and of their dirty links a la the Leveson mob / the MET mob etc …

    Leveson / Mr Jay brought into the fold – made up to be a judge now!!! How predictable.

  88. 88
    English for Beginners says:

    Charlie Brooks’s

  89. 89
    Psyche the Dog says:

    Do you think they were Becky’s, why would a bloke want those, I know I have led a sheltered existence, still I suppose it takes all types.

  90. 90
    Sir William Wayde says:

    The creatures outside looked from Sun to Guido, and from Guido to Sun, and from Sun to Guido again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.

  91. 91
    Labour's supporters are worthless retarded subhuman filth says:

    Yep.

    “Miliband needs to really think through how”

    And that’s where we fall about laughing.

  92. 92
    Labour's supporters are worthless retarded subhuman filth says:

    Labour’s supporters post complete crap day after day because Labour’s supporters are worthless retarded subhuman filth.

  93. 93
    Sewage Expert says:

    We were looking for a name for the huge balls of fat, shit and arsewipes which clog up sewers. We thought ” LibDems” would be most appropriate.

  94. 94
    moderate me would you? says:

    +1

    S’fucking shit innit.

  95. 95
    Psyche the Dog says:

    Pop along to Gideon’s house he is a wiz with basic maths, good luck Teddy

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    Labour's supporters are worthless retarded subhuman filth says:

    “The International Monetary Fund will on Tuesday upgrade Britain’s growth forecast for the second time in just three months, cementing its status as one of the fastest growing major economies.” – Telegraph.

    BBC News website, “UK Economy” section, right now:

    “Job chances fall in parts of the UK

    The chances of finding a job in some parts of the UK falls despite an overall improvement in employment prospects, according to a report.”

    I sincerely hope everyone who works for the BBC dies of cancer.

  97. 97
    Police chief apologises to mitchell says:

    Given the amount of days flogging plebgate on the BBC you can find this tucked away on the BBC website. I have not seen the news today but I will bet that there was not a mention anywhere on the BBC to show hey were totally utterly wrong and can’t admit they stirred the pot for months .

    Police Federation chairman Steve Williams has apologised to Andrew Mitchell for the actions of an officer who has admitted to lying over his involvement in the plebgate saga.

    PC Keith Wallis admitted falsely claiming to have witnessed the 2012 row between the then-cabinet minister and police.

    The altercation led to Mr Mitchell’s resignation from the cabinet.

    Meanwhile, a report says the federation should be changed “from top to bottom”.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-25816104

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    Psyche the Dog says:

    That’s very true Rennie old chap, politicos think it is a right of passage for them to exercise their sexual urges, they just can’t just look but have to touch, even if not elicited by the other party

  99. 99
    Blap blap says:

    Auntie Duggan is coming up on Panorama, screening now. Are we going to be subjected to her mug for years to come as a champion for a dead gangster?

  100. 100
    Director General says:

    I just googled “BBC” and it gave me a link to Jack Dromey

  101. 101
    Labour arsonists complain about the choice of fire engine says:

    Reeves makes a speech about educating kids if they fail a test. The very kids that labour did not educate at school and insisted no one can bellowed to fail so dumbed down the entire education system

    And labour call this a major change to the social security policy

  102. 102
    Psyche the Dog says:

    Careful, I think Geedo has a bit of a crush on Becky (at least when his other half is about)

  103. 103
    Blap blap says:

    Just watched some magnificently entertaining footage on Panorama from a 2007 police video of an attempted armed robbery. Two men, in balaclavas and armed with guns, approached a Securicor van guard and aimed their guns. Bang bang, police snipers took both down. Both dead. Result.

  104. 104
    So will Millibrain apologise for this? says:

  105. 105
    Diane Abbott says:

    You could use my name. Naturally there will be a charge.

  106. 106
    Psyche the Dog says:

    Do you Godfrey, and what about the cooker it’s surprising what you can find there.

  107. 107
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    The name Duggan has been mentioned 15 times so far. What’s Panorama’s agenda?
    Why don’t Panorama have programmes on Savile, the wasting of £100,000,000, the tax avoidance of many BBC presenters.

  108. 108
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Miliband is a scumbag arsewipe.

  109. 109
    Sky news says while BBC news chokes says:

    The International Monetary Fund is on the brink of upgrading its growth forecast for the UK more than any other major economy, Sky News has learnt.

    The Fund is poised to increase its projection for UK growth in 2014 from 1.9% to 2.4%. Although the Fund will also lift its forecasts for world economic growth, the UK upgrade is significantly stronger.

    It is the latest boost to the fortunes of the Chancellor, coming barely 24 hours after the Ernst & Young ITEM Club also increased its projection for UK economic growth this year.

    Although the Fund’s forecast for growth this year will be shy of the 2.7% predicted by the ITEM Club, the scale of the upgrade underlines how quickly sentiment about Britain’s economy has turned in recent months.

  110. 110
    Silent Bоb says:
  111. 111
    Blap blap says:

    No justice, no pizza, garlic bread and chicken dipper!

  112. 112
    Lord Rennard says:

    Well yes, set it up.

  113. 113
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    The BBC are on the robbers side. Why don’t the BBC just come out with what they want to get over i.e. it’s all the fault of the police. The BBC just skirt round it, inuendo.

  114. 114
    Anonymous says:

    Maybe they know something that you don’t

  115. 115
    Ms Beckett aged 17 3/4 says:

    I am just about to watch benefits St. and I am sure I will almost cry. I want all streets dead.

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    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    BBC Panorama – Duggan, Duggan, Duggan, Duggan, Duggan, Duggan, Duggan, Duggan, Duggan, Duggan, Duggan, Duggan, Duggan, Duggan, Duggan, Duggan, Duggan, Duggan, Duggan,Duggan, ……………..25 mins later, Duggan, Duggan, Duggan………

  117. 117
    Psyche the Dog says:

    I don’t know Jimmy, what is it with friends of David Cameron and same-sex sex?, you tell us.

  118. 118
    Social Vsmpire says:

    Nice hobby

  119. 119
    Tory Boy says:

    Will you scweam and scweam? Never mind love, there’s no jobs for precocious undergraduates left so you’ll sample benefits heaven soon. Think of white Dee, for she represents your future….

  120. 120
    Anonymous says:

    Not good but if we have to suffer some left wing proper gander from the TV tax company once in a while in exchange for scum removal from the gene pool then I can manage that.

  121. 121
    Tory Boy says:

    Duggan, Duggan, Duggan, bang. Silence……….

  122. 122
    Anonymous says:

    Intro to benefits st by white dee

    There are probably 5% on this st that are in work.

    Make that with intelligence capable to work

  123. 123
    Fat benefit street resident that looks like Diane Abbott says:

    There is only five percent in work on our street. But don’t worry we have sent them to coventry.

  124. 124
    Fuck me it's twatman!! says:

    Do you wear a costume when you write that stuff?

  125. 125
    Psyche the Dog says:

    How true Sir Bill, Geedes has to follow The Master’s orders or else no column

  126. 126
    Ah! dear says:

    ITV don’t waste money on production details like the beeb.

    Bletchly Circle using energy saving light bulbs on set.

  127. 127

    The situation is very interesting now, isn’t it?

    There is always opportunity for others to say: T’was always thus. That is only true in one sense. The LibDems have fatally skewered themselves in the past week, latest developments regarding suspension notwithstanding.

    Labour have skewered themselves beyond what should be the ability to recover, were it not for their client supporters.

    The Conservatives decided that it was imperative to ape Blair after his perceived currency had been squandered.

    If we want a change, we have to put our trust in an untried force. There will be mistakes for sure.

    The one sense in which it is different to recorded history is that significant numbers of people, myself included, are prepared to press the political nuclear button. That has never happened before.

    So, no problems. When you are ready, come back and we can discuss. I doubt we shall find huge common ground but maybe we can both surprise ourselves.

  128. 128
    Dangerous idiots says:

    And remember the haste that Cameron and Hague tried to take us to war in Syria was based on this. That was he day I decided I could no longer vote conservative.

  129. 129
    The British media are cunts says:

    Exactly, it was so obviously a set up to get us into yet another war. Why would Assad do that on the day the UN were visiting Syria?

    Notice how quiet the British media have gone on the whole matter now.

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    And the good news keeps on coming says:

    Fastest Growth In Retail Sales Since 2004
    Some cheer for the high street and wider economy as small retailers enjoy strong takings over the festive season.

    Sky news

  131. 131

    І knоw wе lіvе іn ѕtrаіtеnеd tіmеѕ but pеrhаpѕ thе соuntry соuld ѕhеll оut еnоugh bооdlе fоr Ѕtеvе Wіllіаmѕ tо bе аblе tо purсhаѕе а ѕturdy ѕwоrd, upоn whісh hе mаy еffісіеntly fаll.

  132. 132
    Podiceps says:

    Left-wing propaganda once in a while? Do you live abroad?

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  134. 134
    Anonymous says:

    Simple question

    If all these guys on benefits st are on benefits … How can they afford to constantly smoke with fags at 9 quid a packet

  135. 135
    English for intermediate students says:

    Charlie Brooks’s.

  136. 136
    UKIP or bust says:

    Funnie.

  137. 137
    Bilda Berger says:

    Ah! Now we see the source of your perennial cynicism!

  138. 138

    І knоw wе lіvе іn ѕtrаіtеnеd tіmеѕ bυt pеrhаpѕ thе соυntry соυld ѕhеll оυt еnоυgh bооdlе fоr Ѕtеvе Ԝіllіаmѕ tо bе аblе tо pυrсhаѕе а ѕtυrdy ѕwоrd, υpоn whісh hе mаy еffісіеntly fаll.

  139. 139
    Anonymous says:

    Ok fair point, every day.

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    I had thought we were all going to be gentlemen and not comment on such a high-minded story with remarkable insight into the personality of his friend.

  141. 141
    Anonymous says:

    Is there more than one charlie brooks?

  142. 142
    The wrong place is sinister says:

    He needs to pull his socks up, again and again and . . .

  143. 143
    Bilda Berger says:

    >an untried force

    Nigel F talks well, especially when fronting Barrosso or Schmidt, but the rank and file are something else. The rise of UKIP support in Labour seats is an unintended consequence of comprehensivization and the rest of the Gramscian assault on education. It’s all going to go even more horribly wrong than it has already! E’en so, there’s lots of play value to be had from the likes of Godders, so it’s not all bad.

    As for me, I shall heed Lao Tzu and abstain.

  144. 144
    just in says:

    Barman attempts citizen arrest on Tony Blair in London restaurant give the man a medal.

  145. 145
    cep says:

    Euro fags aren’t that cheap anymore so I’d guess they’re either stolen or fakes from China, ciggies made with poor quality tobacco and the floor sweepings from a mens prison.

  146. 146
    Roll on the EU MPs elections says:

    Listening to Evan ‘weak-eyes’ Davis chat with the labour horsewoman Reeves on toady this morning makes me think that the lower Goofy little Ed sinks in the poll’s the more the EU Broadcasting Company try to big up Labour.

    Their support for Labour and all things New (lefty) World Order is now so blatant as to be criminal.

  147. 147

    Understand, but I think I am going with the rather later Sun Tzu on this one:

    If you know the enemy and know yourself you need not fear the results of a hundred battles

  148. 148
    English for those who don't know that either form is acceptable says:

    Charlie Brooks’

  149. 149
    The League of Gentlementals says:

    Surely twelvety percent%

  150. 150
    I lIke beer says:

    As this type of video is legal it makes no sense to me for Brooks to say he wanted to hide it away from the forces of law and order in a public dustbin.

    How much does it cost to send a kid to Eton ?

  151. 151
    Elton John says:

    Well…

  152. 152
    Fish says:

    Lady Duggan of Tottenham if you don’t mind

  153. 153
    Arnold Layne says:

    Strange Hobby

  154. 154
    Killer Bercow says:

    Does my arse look big in this?

  155. 155
    Bilda Berger says:

    I like this line from the Tao :

    “The sage does not contend.”

    A bit of a foreign notion hereabouts, I think :-)

  156. 156
    Labour the party for Dummies,Benefit troughers and the Eagle bros. says:

    Having watched Benefit St and the hatchet job on the police in Panorama there can only be one conclusion this country is in deep shit.A wholly depressing two hours about all thats wrong in the country,the national broadcaster undermining the police and the fight against gun crime,drug dealing and murder and then the feckless beyond hope residents of James Turner St.

  157. 157
    Arnold Layne says:

    Stay away from the woods young man.

  158. 158
    Blowing donkey whistles says:

    Why the fcuk would we read the IOS? Only lefty tw@s read that sh!te.

    Is Owen Jones your hero or wet dream fantasy?

  159. 159
    Killer Bercow says:

    Good, isn’t it?

  160. 160
    The Boy Wife says:

    Twelvety and a halfetoon, let’s be accurate, after all it’s the nation’s finances.

  161. 161
    Blowing donkey whistles says:

    Thats not how you spell “clueless c u n t”

  162. 162
    Killer Bercow says:

    Hi!

  163. 163
    Jacobite half-seas over the water says:

    Not a Hoon but a Hunt.

  164. 164
    Black Dee Abbott says:

    Faaaaattttiiisssssssssst!

  165. 165

    More than probable. Consider this:

    Govern a country with upright integrity
    Deploy the military with surprise tactics

    This latter line is often translated as: Use surprise to wage war.

    Chapter 57

  166. 166
    Nick Robinson says:

    To the tune of “Fat Bottom Girls”

  167. 167
    broderick crawford says:

    JEREMY PAX MON !! says

    I still gotta beard blood so watch your mouth !!

  168. 168
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Had a read of that – and perhaps I was more close to the point when I commented about the matter back then. i.e. Explosi.ve devises placed in the vicinity and somehow detonated at the same time as a plane swooped by and dropped a bo.mb.

    But then what the fuck would I know about the duplicitous dirty tactics of many who wanted to ‘create’ a reason for an invasion?

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    Attack the Heretic says:

  170. 170
    White Dee says:

    Nah mate, we can easily afford proper ciggies.

  171. 171
    broderick crawford says:

    Swallows what ??

    The odd couple of dozen hacked mobiles… ..

  172. 172
    Clare Balding says:

    if Charlie want’s some more mags, i’ve got big stash under my bed

  173. 173
    Just sayin says:

    The fucking police have done more to undermine the police than anyone else.
    Untrustworthy liars.

  174. 174
    Jack Ketch says:

    Fat and Greasy? Is your passage blocked? Use new, improved VAZ!

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    They employ him to humour the left. He does a great job at making the lefty’s look even more stoopid.

    Consider ‘thinking for a lot longer’ before you start throwing shit at me you Mule.

  176. 176
    strewth says:

    Labour’s snap by-election is really bringing out the crypto-anarcho-commies in an anti-UKIP DOS attack:

    http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/timwigmore/100254439/why-labour-should-be-terrified-of-ukip-2/

  177. 177
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Try the House of Lords.

  178. 178
    Blowing Whistles says:

    You appear to be an new troll on here – you’re not very good are you?

  179. 179
    Room at the Top says:

    Jasmin is probably destined for a life in politics, i.e. PPE at Oxford, internship,a few years as a SPAD, then a nice safe seat in Murkeyside.

  180. 180
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Shock, Horror, probe – “Rare agreement” – I second that.

    And what is it about his ilk – they all wear goatee beards!

  181. 181
    Jack Ketch says:

    Nine Quid? Seven for a major brand at a convenience store, Five-fifty for a garbage brand. Twenty quid a carton (two pound a pack) for smuggled. Smuggled fags are just about everywhere. Most bennyists actually roll their own.

  182. 182
    Just sayin' says:

    Miliband is a 4×2

  183. 183
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    HHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPP !!

  184. 184

    Congratulations to the Co-op Bank. It has managed to trade for a complete year and only lose £1bn.

    That is record profitability for anything run on socialist principles.

    If only Gordon Brown’s government had been that circumspect…

  185. 185
    Often says:

    Is it browner than mine?

  186. 186
    FrankFisher says:

    Manchester Labour announce Feb13th as Wythenshaw by-election – snap poll, the buggers.

  187. 187
    Bryant says:

    Nor me. They don’t get me panting

  188. 188
    Simon Hughes says:

    Give me a call Mr B.

  189. 189
    The British Public says:

    Syria is none of our business

  190. 190
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    Co-op Bank ? Never knew it existed.

  191. 191
    Taxpayer says:

    Guido’s censorship is enough to dríve you to drínk. It’s a real staín on the blog.

  192. 192
    NE Frontiersman says:

    On which topic, has Guido’s obituary of McAlpine been spotted by anyone yet?

  193. 193
    Taxpayer says:

    Income taxation is never effortless.

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  195. 195
    Taxpayer says:

    Why doesn’t a journalist throw a P.I.E in her face?

  196. 196
    Taxpayer says:

    Can’t win an argument, whack someone over the head with a placard.
    It’s the lefty way!

  197. 197
    NE Frontiersman says:

    47: How do corpses in or out of rigour all happen to have their hands folded neatly across their fronts without being tied there? I can’t comment on the text, but the photo looks very iffy.

  198. 198
    Lard Everard says:

  199. 199

    A good man has been publicly destroyed through the media…

    Chris Davies MEP and oxygen thief.

    Nonsense! He did it all himself! Now Rennard tries to plead mental illness. What an out and out rotter. No sympathy at all. Threatens to top himself? Probably could not even do that properly…

    He is fucking sick, that’s for sure. Ϲunt!

  200. 200
    Taxpayer says:

    Not the 9 o clock narrative.

  201. 201
    NE Frontiersman says:

    Quoting the police as an unimpeachable source did seem a wee bit unwise at the time. Has he referred to this statement at any time since?

    OK, silly question.

  202. 202

    Have you been to Hоng Kоng, Mr Taxpayer? :shock:

  203. 203
    Bowler hat says:

  204. 204
    Taxpayer says:

    They must be mentioning that supporters of smaller prisoner terms in effect killed him. If he’d been jailed for longer and earlier he’d never be in that position.

    /questionsneveraskedbythebbc

  205. 205
    NE Frontiersman says:

    Dependable liars, some would say.

  206. 206
    Taxpayer says:

    Is he bonkers? Best to give up his undeserved peerage and resign from the Lords then. Save us all some taxpayers’ money.

  207. 207
    Taxpayer says:

    just once per day?

  208. 208
    Mark Oaten (LibDem) says:

    Most LibDems are mentally ill.

  209. 209
  210. 210
    Taxpayer says:

    It won’t exist for long.

  211. 211
    Sherlock says:

    No shit?

  212. 212
    Ah! dear says:

    DLT is being hung,drawn and quartered for the same.

    Bring out the wool.

  213. 213
    Taxpayer says:

    Most is not a synonym of all.

  214. 214
    Casual Observer 5 says:

    As a frequent reader of this honorable family blog I must say that I came over all Claire Perry when I saw this article about the scandalous Mr Brooks.

  215. 215
    Everyone except the police says:

    Has the attacker been arrested yet?

  216. 216
    ████ 'changed my tune ' Hoon says:

    Crab sandwich, anyone ?

  217. 217
    NE Frontiersman says:

  218. 218
    Ah! dear says:

    Calm down dear. You won’t be able to sleep, for throwing stones.

  219. 219
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    Tory Boy says:

    the two often coincide but unemployed and unemployable are discreet states.

    even menial jobs require presentable, polite, honest people with some semblance of work ethic.

  221. 221
    Pe-atur-d says:

    The modbot loves it when you talk dirty

  222. 222
    Prince Cnut says:

    Is that a young Rennnard at the end?

  223. 223
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:

    Look at those Royal Mail shares !! 330P to 600p

    WOOOP ! WOOOP !!

  224. 224
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP

  225. 225
    Jasmin Jizz-bucket says:

    she’ll probably fashion herself in the mould of Luciana Burger and become the Nu Labour bike

  226. 226
    Ah! Monika says:

    Can’t believe you really don’t know why men have nipples Cat.

    Night night.

  227. 227

    If you were to draw a Venn diagram of each of our political beliefs, it would probably come out close to a 50% overlap, depending on how one weighted the importance of the components.

    We coincide on hatred of socialism, any form of totalitarianism, big state, corruption in public bodies and corporations (including banks). Quite a big sweep and I have not changed my views much and imagine you haven’t either.

    We know where our areas of disagreement are. No point in going there right now. There is time to explore this area, step by step.

  228. 228
    Not Blowing Whistles says:

    You can try this link: Has link to the report / press release:

    http://www.thersa.org/action-research-centre/public-services-arts-social-change/police-federation-independent-review

    – I think it is what you are after.

  229. 229
    Casual Observer 5 says:

    She could yet make Ed Balls the Labour Rennard…

    … call me maybe …

  230. 230

    I normally only do that on Satυrdays.

  231. 231
    Black Dee says:

    Fuck those fucking Euro fucking fuck ciggies and give me a proper fucking smoke. Those fucking fucked Euro fucks I swear have just fucked my fucking benefits off me and fucked me off out the fucking house. For fucks sake.

  232. 232
    Hugh Guv says:

    Davies is likely to lose his seat in the Euro Elections, so no doubt he will follow his mate into the House of Lards.

  233. 233

    Men don’t chose to have nipples. They are born with them.

    Therefore your disbelief dissolves, like Alka Seltzer in water.

    Hope you are better in the morning. ;-)

  234. 234
    Ginger and Beard says:

    I take it that this Lesbian instructional material confirms that Sarah and Rebekah indulged in rug munching at the PJ parties.

  235. 235
    Popular Opinion says:

    He should just go and get a proper job.

    The public is fed up with failed politicians who have been rejected at the polls subverting our democracy by creeping their way into the undemocratic upper chamber.

  236. 236
    Shirley Williams says:

    Anyone who taps up a LibDem woman has to be bonkers so I would think his plea of insanity is genuine.

  237. 237
    Where's Gordon? says:

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  240. 240
    So What? If they ain't profitable are you going to force the taxpayer to subsidise them Chuka? says:

  241. 241

    Everybody can do as they want. It is a free world. But I do not get turned on by lesbianism in the voyeuristic way that some do because, by definition, these women aren’t interested in men. That is one of life’s curiosities where things are not always thought through.

    The second curiosity is YouTube’s attitude towards the female form (hence my post above). It is clearly an American puritanical thing. They then impose their odd values over the whole globe including countries all round the north Mediterranean and Germany/Austria where topless bathing on beaches and in parks is done without the slightest concern that people or children are being corrupted by the sight of breasts. How the hell could a mother breastfeed without the baby seeing the nipples?

    So this completely false situation is set up where notional crimes are set up concerning behaviour which has been carried out for millennia. There are people in jails for this sort of non-crime. This spills over into the UK where Labour wimmin MPs are enraged about the Sun, but you can go to any beach (OK, when the weather is warmer) and see the same thing for real.

    Have we gone collectively mad?

  242. 242
  243. 243
    it's my pleasure says:

    who is lisa. o’.
    carol.

    ffs now it is the turn of the carol singers -

  244. 244
    it's my pleasure says:

    edgar allen-poe is fkukuk.

  245. 245
    it's my pleasure says:

    the name of my extension is -

  246. 246
    the precise spacious size of my ball says:

    the secret is in the ball.

    u kip?

    choke the coke -

  247. 247
    curl up curl up says:

    spotted dick -

  248. 248
    Anonymous says:

    Not real growth.
    Mainly sucking in east Asian imports.
    Mainly on credit.
    Balance of payments?

  249. 249
    John Bellingham says:

    Have we gone collectively mad?

    Yes.

  250. 250
    C.O.Jones says:

    Absolutely. It was obvious, a false flag operation from the start. Seems our media was complicit in warmongering – if they were not then why the quiet now when the truth is emerging.

    Syria has been stripped bare and its infrastructure demolished, millions of genuine refugees have been displaced and traumatised.

    William Hague needs to answer for his desire to rush to war in support of terrorists in the employ of Saudi Arabia.

    I too was a lifelong conservative voter – not anymore.

  251. 251
    Anonymous says:

    Waiting today to hear Galloway and Abbot defend their support for “Sister Agnes” Assad’s Nun.

  252. 252
    Anonymous says:

    Still got 17 empty shops in my little town.

  253. 253
    C.O.Jones says:

    Been going on since the desire to introduce a “Cafe Culture” by Tony Blair.

    Why the big surprise now? Have you not been aware of what has been going on for the last 15 years?

    Sheer ignorance!!!

  254. 254
    Non taxable pikey says:

    Tongue and Groove Merchants?

  255. 255
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    The more those scruffy UAF (vnts troll UKIP, the more we’re going to vote for Nige!

  256. 256
    Anonymous says:

    A scandal regarding A&E waiting times in Wales which led to the deaths if two paitients. One that sat outside in an ambulance for 4 hours and the other that failed to have an ambulance arrive for hours despite multiple calls for help. The national news reporter openy stated that Wales had the worst A&E services in the UK

    Both are tragic cases considering that Wales NHS is controlled entirely by a labour administration
    Something to keep in mind when Ed goes off on one about how Tory cuts are killing people in the NHS and the NHS is safe only in labours hands

  257. 257
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    Yes mon, well dat cool an’ ting, enneh?

  258. 258
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    They’re useless. I’ve watched them all!

  259. 259
    Anonymous says:

    Did he mention labours beer escalator and smoking bans rhat killed off more pubs than anything else in history

  260. 260
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    Why not? I would!

  261. 261
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    I can’t even imagine banging that!

  262. 262
    unnatural weather says:

    Of course just before the big meeting to discuss Assad’s capitulation there are released photographs showing thousands of torture victims and of course we have to say ” do you know what ? I don’t believe you”
    This is Blair’s legacy

  263. 263
    C.O.Jones says:

    Not only pubs but bingo halls as well. But then this guy knows about bingo halls, yes?

  264. 264
    ████ 'changed my tune ' Hoon says:

    IT COULDN’T HAPPEN TO A NASTIER PARTY.

    https://twitter.com/fellowsra/status/425522922951036928

  265. 265
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    Why does he always look so fucking weird?

  266. 266
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    Moon shine, washing line. It suits him fine!

  267. 267
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    I still say that if this man had kept his fingers in his pockets at all times this ridiculous story could have been avoided and time money and energy targeted upon improving the economic health and wellbeing of the nature.

  268. 268
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    Thith ith a pub clothure cwithith !

  269. 269
    C.O.Jones says:

    Have a look at the beheadings (hundreds of vids of this online if you are sick enough to watch them), burning alive of people, yes, its true!

    All done by the people we were meant to support. And now suddenly this has morphed into a religious war.

    Heaven help the minorities in Syria who were safe under Assad if these terrorists take over. The Christians, Druze, Alawites, Kurds and Armenians are all at risk and have been targeted by foreign sponsored insurgents.

    The western media has a lot to answer for for trying to bring us on board and align us with these international terrorists.

  270. 270
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    It is a fact little published that over along period amongst a given group of people the death rate will be 100%.

    Out of this 100% no fewer than 75.8% will expire whilst in hospital under the care of the NHS.

  271. 271
    No win no fee with no costs orders if you win or lose is the future says:

    Has anyone issued proceedings yet?

  272. 272
    unnatural weather says:

    You get 90% of your NHS spending in the last year of your life, as this is usually a crap year anyway why not skip it and save the NHS all that money ?

  273. 273
    A BBC Special Correspondent says:

    Since when have we given credence to the views a convicted pot smoking former MP from Oldham who was kicked out of office by his own Electorate after barely a year of supposedly representing their interests?

  274. 274
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    I am going to settle down and look at how to woo the core vote for The Conservative Party.

  275. 275
    The Ukranians are revolting says:

    If you encourage young children to read this blog I trust that Social Services have been informed.

  276. 276
    Ivor Biggun says:

    Petites Salopes? I may be missing something here, but why is footage of Shropshire dwarves newsworthy?

  277. 277
    Anonymous says:

    There are vested interests hell bent on involving the west in an armed conflict with Syria.

    In a pre-internet age, they would have probably succeeded by now.

  278. 278
  279. 279
    unnatural weather says:

    It’s not difficult to imagine what his line will be

  280. 280
    Non taxable pikey says:

    Tell that to the 17 year old girl that died at Kettering.

  281. 281
    albacore says:

    Funny, ain’t it, that what you can think and say
    Is a bloody sight more restricted today
    Than way back when it didn’t pay to be gay
    Still, Big Brother knows best, so that’s all OK

  282. 282
    Rinka Scott says:

    I have just found out that they are now opening a pub at a motorway service area so you can get drunk get in your car and kill someone.

    Meanwhile expensive Court time is being spent drooling over Lesbian Porn videos when the real issues centre around corruption in the very top echelons of society and public life.

    This is what happens when you have Liberals in positions of political power.

  283. 283
    Alfred says:

    They can singe their own bloody buns !

  284. 284
    The Boss says:

    You can’t knock a fella for liking abit of lesbian porn !

  285. 285
    C.O.Jones says:

    Rumour has it that the Syrian Kurds will initiate independence while the conference in Geneva is underway. That will teach the Turks for meddling in the affairs of its neighbour. What a massive own goal if that does happen?

  286. 286
    C.O.Jones says:

    Well, if true, I am prepared to step forward and help in the curing of lesbians!

    How little do these people know?

  287. 287
  288. 288
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    Do not forget that one of these Liberals held a Cabinet position for all of 96 hours before resigning because he had been caught claiming rent for a flat he shared with his boyfriend.

    Another Liberal Cabinet Minister left his wife to live with a woman who reportedly swings both ways and managed to get into a stupid public spat which ended with them both in prison and a Judge on trial in Court.

    Yet another Liberal Cabinet Minister managed to have a car we pay for parked on a double yellow line and sent us the parking ticket to pay for.

    Another Liberal Cabinet Minister managed to negotiate a special Fuel Duty reduction which favored his Constituents who lived in the sticks.

    Another Liberal Cabinet Minister thought that when he was Deputy Prime Minister and the Prime Minister was on holiday he could carry on regardless pleasing himself.

    Do we really have to tolerate this until May 2015 ?

  289. 289
    Blowing Donkey Whistles says:

    Is that a threat you little b!tch? How scary! You’ve got the brains of a fuktard and you’re about as witty as a bad dose of A I D S.

    Bring it on you tin foil hat wearing idiot.

  290. 290
    Mad Frankie Hollande says:

    Will you please stop talking about my women like that.

    My behavior in my private life remains impeccable at all times to comply with one of my Electoral promises.

  291. 291
    Blowing Donkey Whistles says:

    Looks like I’m a pretty successful new troll if I’ve managed to wind you up so quickly.

    How do you know I’m new here? Maybe I’ve been here for years but unlike you don’t feel the need to spout endless bullsh!te about subjects I clearly know very little about?

    Are you a full time tw@ or do you take time off occasionally?

  292. 292
    Mia Sollis says:

    I was wondering the same thing. What evidence is there that these belonged to Charlie and not Rebekah?

  293. 293
    Gordon says:

    Why has he got mucky mags in the digital age?

  294. 294
    Spank the monkey says:

    Do you reckon he loaned them out to Dave?

  295. 295
    moderate me would you? says:

    No. Don’t tell it. That would upset the hospital staff.

    Seriously.

  296. 296
    Bemused says:

    “Is it being driven by higher exports? In a word, no.”

    Um, actually exports are up 2% from last year, so in line with GDP growth. Do you ever bother researching your comments? Or do you just spout your opinions regardless?

    If you ever feel like doing some research, this website provides a handy summary of key UK economics statistics:

    http://www.tradingeconomics.com/united-kingdom/exports

  297. 297
    Bemused says:

    Yep. There is Charlie (Charlene) Brooks, who plays Janine in Eastenders and was “Queen of the Jungle” about 2 years back. She’s definitely not a lesbian, even though she looks a bit like one.

  298. 298
    Airey Belvoir says:

    Yes, they’ll have a wide-on looking at those.

  299. 299
    Bemused says:

    I love the fact that this is the 5th time somebody has tried to arrest him. I hope it really catches on and he can’t go anywhere without being arrested. Everybody should carry hand-cuffs with them, just in case.

    It really is high time this tosser was made to stand trial. Let a jury decide if he was guilt of war crimes. The fact that the establishment won’t even think of it when so many ordinary folk think he is guilt of crimes.

  300. 300
    Fly on the wall says:

    Horny-handed son of ….?

  301. 301
    Fly on the wall says:

    This can easily be fixed by raising the school leaving age to 32 and dumping all the lefty “teachers” and getting in new ones from Japan. This will also alleviate the youth unemployment problem and may even result in an eventual rise in numeracy and literacy.

  302. 302
    Fly on the wall says:

    No! Only these idiot lefty feminists and other assorted authoritarian loonies. They all need to be put back in their boxes and the keys thrown away.

  303. 303
    Fly on the wall says:

    … and/or the BBC/Sky tv studio sofas.

  304. 304
    Fly on the wall says:

    Why doesn’t somebody string this cvnt up under Blackfriars bridge?

  305. 305
    Psyche the Dog says:

    Nope

  306. 306
    roger says:

    LibDems, not liberal, not democratic, more like a crowd of ferrets fighting in a bag.

  307. 307

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