January 20th, 2014

Charlie Brooks’ Lesbian Porn DVD Collection


307 Comments

  1. 1
    Mitch says:

    Looking at the wife, I don’t blame him.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. 2
    Jeremy Claxon says:

    The don’t look like the typical dykes I see down my local Asda.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. 4

    They must have been there a while. Or does he not have the internet?

    Liked by 1 person

  4. 5
    Whippersnapper2 says:

    It’s a funny old world aint. it….. I wonder if Rebekah swallows?

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  5. 6
    Mr Justice Carrotlecock says:

    I think I should rise for a few hours to consider whether this evidence is suitable viewing for the jury.

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  6. 7
    Jimmy says:

    It must have been uncomfortable at home when his wife found out he’d been supporting the competition.

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  7. 8
    Tim Berners-Lee says:

    Has he heard of the internet?

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    • 15
      Talk Talk Broadband customer services says:

      Has Tim-Berners Lee not heard about our Porn blocking filters?

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      • 52
        Cameron says:

        Spiffing idea, what what?

        I haven’t blocked Jihad sites and sites showing westerners being beheaded, just the sites showing totty undressed.

        Am I a Hoon or what?

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        • 63
          Podiceps says:

          I have added an extension called ‘Go Away Cameron’ to my browser, which bypasses Cameron’s barriers. It’s not that I particularly want to watch porn (which is dreadfully boring after the initial liberating surprise). I just couldn’t resist the name of the extension.

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        • 163
          Jacobite half-seas over the water says:

          Not a Hoon but a Hunt.

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  8. 10
    Labour the party for Dummies,Benefit troughers and the Eagle bros. says:

    Nothing like the Eagle bros.

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  9. 12
    Richard Chimney says:

    Pass the tissues.

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  10. 13
    Unelectable Ed Miliband says:

    Does anyone know where I can register for basic numeracy classes?

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  11. 14
    Lord Rennard says:

    Well, it’s not just the Lib Dems who have a problems with their sexual urges

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    • 98
      Psyche the Dog says:

      That’s very true Rennie old chap, politicos think it is a right of passage for them to exercise their sexual urges, they just can’t just look but have to touch, even if not elicited by the other party

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  12. 16
    Anonymous says:

    doesn`t make him a bad person better than that ginger minger

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  13. 17
    Jack Dromey says:

    I can’t see the attraction myself.

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  14. 19
    Time for a boogie says:

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  15. 20
    Tin foil top hat says:

    Nice

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  16. 21
    cep says:

    2014 a watershed year for the British economy..

    Between 2.4 & 2.7 percent growth.

    What say you Balls..?

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    • 24

      Shhh!

      Don’t give him ideas. He will already be spending it, multiple times.

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      • 78
        Blowing Whistles says:

        With respect I believe that Silent Bob is best placed to speak about Ed Balls.

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      • 84
        Blowing Whistles says:

        Sub note to SC – we can carry on our civil discussion (my turn I believe) throughout the week – for the moment I think there are more spotlights shining on the whole rotten edifice that is parliament and I choose to throw dirt in that direction in preference at the moment.

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        • 124
          Fuck me it's twatman!! says:

          Do you wear a costume when you write that stuff?

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        • 127

          The situation is very interesting now, isn’t it?

          There is always opportunity for others to say: T’was always thus. That is only true in one sense. The LibDems have fatally skewered themselves in the past week, latest developments regarding suspension notwithstanding.

          Labour have skewered themselves beyond what should be the ability to recover, were it not for their client supporters.

          The Conservatives decided that it was imperative to ape Blair after his perceived currency had been squandered.

          If we want a change, we have to put our trust in an untried force. There will be mistakes for sure.

          The one sense in which it is different to recorded history is that significant numbers of people, myself included, are prepared to press the political nuclear button. That has never happened before.

          So, no problems. When you are ready, come back and we can discuss. I doubt we shall find huge common ground but maybe we can both surprise ourselves.

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          • Bilda Berger says:

            >an untried force

            Nigel F talks well, especially when fronting Barrosso or Schmidt, but the rank and file are something else. The rise of UKIP support in Labour seats is an unintended consequence of comprehensivization and the rest of the Gramscian assault on education. It’s all going to go even more horribly wrong than it has already! E’en so, there’s lots of play value to be had from the likes of Godders, so it’s not all bad.

            As for me, I shall heed Lao Tzu and abstain.

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          • Understand, but I think I am going with the rather later Sun Tzu on this one:

            If you know the enemy and know yourself you need not fear the results of a hundred battles

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          • Bilda Berger says:

            I like this line from the Tao :

            “The sage does not contend.”

            A bit of a foreign notion hereabouts, I think :-)

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          • More than probable. Consider this:

            Govern a country with upright integrity
            Deploy the military with surprise tactics

            This latter line is often translated as: Use surprise to wage war.

            Chapter 57

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          • Taxpayer says:

            Income taxation is never effortless.

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    • 25
      Ed Balls Ed Balls says:

      Ed Balls: We need a Plan B as triple dip threatens …. Britain is about to go into a triple-dip recession..

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    • 30
      moderate me would you? says:

      Under Labour growth would be eleventy percent.

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    • 37
      Anonymous says:

      Only half that of Israel.

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      • 57
        Arnie says:

        … and if Labour were in power, Balls would have had us even deeper in debt with negative growth.

        Still, best vote UKIP.

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  17. 23
    Owen Jones - people's poet. says:

    These images are disgusting!
    Bad enough showing one lady’s private parts .. but two of them ..Urghhh! Revolting squishy drippy bits!

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  18. 26
    Godfrey Bloom says:

    I bet those petites salopes don’t clean behind their frigidaires

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  19. 28
    cep says:

    Did he have any Chasey Lain…?

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  20. 29
    Rosetta says:

    Come in danny boy.

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  21. 31
    Anonymous says:

    Ridiculous to sublime. Rosetta has woken up.

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  22. 32
    The British media and Police are cunts says:

    So the BBC’s view of Labour’s benefits change is that they are being forced into it by nasty Tory scum. Mark Easton’s standard anti Tory rant,

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  23. 33

    Bit of a handworker?

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  24. 34
    The British media and Police are cunts says:

    Harriet Harman likes lesbian porn as well

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  25. 35

    O/T
    Why Do Men Have Nipples?

    We are all girls apparently. Hank explains:

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  26. 40
    Scottish Chav says:

    those arent real lesbians … none of them is wearing a boiler suit, has tattoos or a crew cut

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  27. 41
    Yukkk says:

    Bet the Eagles are frothing at the gash

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  28. 43
    MacGuffin says:

    Has this anything to do with Rebecca’s fondness for ‘c’untry suppers’?

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  29. 44
    nell says:

    Growth in the UK economy:

    Is it being driven by higher exports? In a word, no.
    Is it being driven by higher business investment? In a word, no
    Is it being driven by higher infrastructure spending? In a word, no

    Is it being driven by massive government borrowing, consumer credit and lower saving? Yes

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    • 296
      Bemused says:

      “Is it being driven by higher exports? In a word, no.”

      Um, actually exports are up 2% from last year, so in line with GDP growth. Do you ever bother researching your comments? Or do you just spout your opinions regardless?

      If you ever feel like doing some research, this website provides a handy summary of key UK economics statistics:

      http://www.tradingeconomics.com/united-kingdom/exports

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  30. 45
    Ian Smith says:

    Universal Credit will be delivered on time and on budget.

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    • 51
      Edmund Morybunde III says:

      The price of spice rises ever higher.
      Vote labour to end the spice price.

      Edmund Morrybunde III
      The red knave
      September 1439

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    • 54
      Gordon McDoom says:

      POSTING THE SAME COMMENT DAY AFTER DAY IS A SIGN OF SERIOUS MENTAL ILLNESS, AS IS POSTING COMMENTS IN CAPITALS.

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  31. 46
    Ukip councillor says:

    If those dykes marry it will cause flooding.

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  32. 47
    Jimmy says:

    What is it with friends of David Cameron and same-sex sex?

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    • 117
      Psyche the Dog says:

      I don’t know Jimmy, what is it with friends of David Cameron and same-sex sex?, you tell us.

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  33. 48
    The British media and Police are cunts says:

    You can bet the BBC, C4 and Sky News won’t be reporting this

    http://bit.ly/Lg1YcZ

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    • 128
      Dangerous idiots says:

      And remember the haste that Cameron and Hague tried to take us to war in Syria was based on this. That was he day I decided I could no longer vote conservative.

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      • 129
        The British media are cunts says:

        Exactly, it was so obviously a set up to get us into yet another war. Why would Assad do that on the day the UN were visiting Syria?

        Notice how quiet the British media have gone on the whole matter now.

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        • 250
          C.O.Jones says:

          Absolutely. It was obvious, a false flag operation from the start. Seems our media was complicit in warmongering – if they were not then why the quiet now when the truth is emerging.

          Syria has been stripped bare and its infrastructure demolished, millions of genuine refugees have been displaced and traumatised.

          William Hague needs to answer for his desire to rush to war in support of terrorists in the employ of Saudi Arabia.

          I too was a lifelong conservative voter – not anymore.

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    • 168
      Blowing Whistles says:

      Had a read of that – and perhaps I was more close to the point when I commented about the matter back then. i.e. Explosi.ve devises placed in the vicinity and somehow detonated at the same time as a plane swooped by and dropped a bo.mb.

      But then what the fuck would I know about the duplicitous dirty tactics of many who wanted to ‘create’ a reason for an invasion?

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    • 189
      The British Public says:

      Syria is none of our business

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    • 197
      NE Frontiersman says:

      47: How do corpses in or out of rigour all happen to have their hands folded neatly across their fronts without being tied there? I can’t comment on the text, but the photo looks very iffy.

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  34. 49
    Eurovision 2014 says:

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  35. 50
    Pundit Singh says:

    Miliband needs to really think through how he handles the economic argument. At the moment he sounds like the Editor of Which magazine. He needs to start producing some serious strategic thinking about UK long term economic future to counter the lucky pragmatism of Osborne. This means he has to get rid of Balls and possibly bring back Darling if he can be persuaded

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    • 53
      Ed Moribund says:

      The price of video recorders is actually rising!
      Since their widespread replacement by DVD and blu rays, VCRs are now MORE EXPENSIVE than at any time since 1999.

      It’s a cost of recording onto magnetic tape crisis!

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    • 56
      cep says:

      Your post fell down in the first sentence when you used ‘Milliband’ and ‘think’.

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      • 91
        Labour's supporters are worthless retarded subhuman filth says:

        Yep.

        “Miliband needs to really think through how”

        And that’s where we fall about laughing.

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    • 61
      Balls Ed (not the Specials) says:

      Too Much, Too Young

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  36. 62
    The British media and Police are cunts says:

    So Cathy Newman is so far up her own twat she looks like a giant cuunt. This is the same middle class well off bitch who demanded that the tax payer funded her full time nanny for her kid.

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  37. 64
    Lord Rennard says:

    Charlie is just a hot blooded male. What bloke doesn’t like to see two women performing?

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  38. 68
    Councillor Silvester (UKIP) says:

    He will pay a high price for this, the Lord will give him many parking tickets!

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  39. 69
    Anonymous says:

    Owen?

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  40. 70
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    The conservatives have announced that they will wear foil hats every Thursday for a month.
    Labours Rachael Reeves has just announced that they will wear foil hats with a conducting rod every Thursday for a month.
    Another original policy from labour.

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      Labour arsonists complain about the choice of fire engine says:

      Reeves makes a speech about educating kids if they fail a test. The very kids that labour did not educate at school and insisted no one can bellowed to fail so dumbed down the entire education system

      And labour call this a major change to the social security policy

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      • 301
        Fly on the wall says:

        This can easily be fixed by raising the school leaving age to 32 and dumping all the lefty “teachers” and getting in new ones from Japan. This will also alleviate the youth unemployment problem and may even result in an eventual rise in numeracy and literacy.

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  41. 72
    Handycock says:

    You should see what’s in my brown bag.

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  42. 76
    David James says:

    Good on her, Just love lesbians

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  43. 79
    The British media and Police are cunts says:

    Anyone ewe noticed that the BBC totally ignored the good news about the economy today?

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    • 96
      Labour's supporters are worthless retarded subhuman filth says:

      “The International Monetary Fund will on Tuesday upgrade Britain’s growth forecast for the second time in just three months, cementing its status as one of the fastest growing major economies.” – Telegraph.

      BBC News website, “UK Economy” section, right now:

      “Job chances fall in parts of the UK

      The chances of finding a job in some parts of the UK falls despite an overall improvement in employment prospects, according to a report.”

      I sincerely hope everyone who works for the BBC dies of cancer.

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      • 109
        Sky news says while BBC news chokes says:

        The International Monetary Fund is on the brink of upgrading its growth forecast for the UK more than any other major economy, Sky News has learnt.

        The Fund is poised to increase its projection for UK growth in 2014 from 1.9% to 2.4%. Although the Fund will also lift its forecasts for world economic growth, the UK upgrade is significantly stronger.

        It is the latest boost to the fortunes of the Chancellor, coming barely 24 hours after the Ernst & Young ITEM Club also increased its projection for UK economic growth this year.

        Although the Fund’s forecast for growth this year will be shy of the 2.7% predicted by the ITEM Club, the scale of the upgrade underlines how quickly sentiment about Britain’s economy has turned in recent months.

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    • 200
      Taxpayer says:

      Not the 9 o clock narrative.

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  44. 82
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Can anyone ping in a link to the Police Federation Review – just mentioned on the ch4 news – I want to have some fun with that. The dirty rats have £30 million hidden away and 30 other secret accounts … well well plod?

    And a note to the MET Officers who ‘have been covering up’ for McBrides indiscretions ‘aired on bbc tv’ last year names will be exposed – In the fucking Public Interest.

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  45. 87
    Blowing Whistles says:

    I hope you’ve all read the piece in yesterday’s IOS about Rupe and his dirty journo diggers and of their dirty links a la the Leveson mob / the MET mob etc …

    Leveson / Mr Jay brought into the fold – made up to be a judge now!!! How predictable.

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    • 158
      Blowing donkey whistles says:

      Why the fcuk would we read the IOS? Only lefty tw@s read that sh!te.

      Is Owen Jones your hero or wet dream fantasy?

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      • 175
        Blowing Whistles says:

        They employ him to humour the left. He does a great job at making the lefty’s look even more stoopid.

        Consider ‘thinking for a lot longer’ before you start throwing shit at me you Mule.

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        • 289
          Blowing Donkey Whistles says:

          Is that a threat you little b!tch? How scary! You’ve got the brains of a fuktard and you’re about as witty as a bad dose of A I D S.

          Bring it on you tin foil hat wearing idiot.

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  46. 90
    Sir William Wayde says:

    The creatures outside looked from Sun to Guido, and from Guido to Sun, and from Sun to Guido again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.

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  47. 93
    Sewage Expert says:

    We were looking for a name for the huge balls of fat, shit and arsewipes which clog up sewers. We thought ” LibDems” would be most appropriate.

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  48. 97
    Police chief apologises to mitchell says:

    Given the amount of days flogging plebgate on the BBC you can find this tucked away on the BBC website. I have not seen the news today but I will bet that there was not a mention anywhere on the BBC to show hey were totally utterly wrong and can’t admit they stirred the pot for months .

    Police Federation chairman Steve Williams has apologised to Andrew Mitchell for the actions of an officer who has admitted to lying over his involvement in the plebgate saga.

    PC Keith Wallis admitted falsely claiming to have witnessed the 2012 row between the then-cabinet minister and police.

    The altercation led to Mr Mitchell’s resignation from the cabinet.

    Meanwhile, a report says the federation should be changed “from top to bottom”.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-25816104

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    • 104
      So will Millibrain apologise for this? says:

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      • 108
        i don't n eed no doctor says:

        Miliband is a scumbag arsewipe.

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        • 161
          Blowing donkey whistles says:

          Thats not how you spell “clueless c u n t”

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        • 265
          (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

          Why does he always look so fucking weird?

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          • Blowing Donkey Whistles says:

            Looks like I’m a pretty successful new troll if I’ve managed to wind you up so quickly.

            How do you know I’m new here? Maybe I’ve been here for years but unlike you don’t feel the need to spout endless bullsh!te about subjects I clearly know very little about?

            Are you a full time tw@ or do you take time off occasionally?

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      • 201
        NE Frontiersman says:

        Quoting the police as an unimpeachable source did seem a wee bit unwise at the time. Has he referred to this statement at any time since?

        OK, silly question.

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    • 131

      І knоw wе lіvе іn ѕtrаіtеnеd tіmеѕ but pеrhаpѕ thе соuntry соuld ѕhеll оut еnоugh bооdlе fоr Ѕtеvе Wіllіаmѕ tо bе аblе tо purсhаѕе а ѕturdy ѕwоrd, upоn whісh hе mаy еffісіеntly fаll.

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    • 138

      І knоw wе lіvе іn ѕtrаіtеnеd tіmеѕ bυt pеrhаpѕ thе соυntry соυld ѕhеll оυt еnоυgh bооdlе fоr Ѕtеvе Ԝіllіаmѕ tо bе аblе tо pυrсhаѕе а ѕtυrdy ѕwоrd, υpоn whісh hе mаy еffісіеntly fаll.

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      • 180
        Blowing Whistles says:

        Shock, Horror, probe – “Rare agreement” – I second that.

        And what is it about his ilk – they all wear goatee beards!

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          If you were to draw a Venn diagram of each of our political beliefs, it would probably come out close to a 50% overlap, depending on how one weighted the importance of the components.

          We coincide on hatred of socialism, any form of totalitarianism, big state, corruption in public bodies and corporations (including banks). Quite a big sweep and I have not changed my views much and imagine you haven’t either.

          We know where our areas of disagreement are. No point in going there right now. There is time to explore this area, step by step.

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  49. 99
    Blap blap says:

    Auntie Duggan is coming up on Panorama, screening now. Are we going to be subjected to her mug for years to come as a champion for a dead gangster?

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      i don't n eed no doctor says:

      The name Duggan has been mentioned 15 times so far. What’s Panorama’s agenda?
      Why don’t Panorama have programmes on Savile, the wasting of £100,000,000, the tax avoidance of many BBC presenters.

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    • 152
      Fish says:

      Lady Duggan of Tottenham if you don’t mind

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      Taxpayer says:

      They must be mentioning that supporters of smaller prisoner terms in effect killed him. If he’d been jailed for longer and earlier he’d never be in that position.

      /questionsneveraskedbythebbc

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  50. 103
    Blap blap says:

    Just watched some magnificently entertaining footage on Panorama from a 2007 police video of an attempted armed robbery. Two men, in balaclavas and armed with guns, approached a Securicor van guard and aimed their guns. Bang bang, police snipers took both down. Both dead. Result.

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    • 113
      i don't n eed no doctor says:

      The BBC are on the robbers side. Why don’t the BBC just come out with what they want to get over i.e. it’s all the fault of the police. The BBC just skirt round it, inuendo.

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  51. 115
    Ms Beckett aged 17 3/4 says:

    I am just about to watch benefits St. and I am sure I will almost cry. I want all streets dead.

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    • 119
      Tory Boy says:

      Will you scweam and scweam? Never mind love, there’s no jobs for precocious undergraduates left so you’ll sample benefits heaven soon. Think of white Dee, for she represents your future….

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      • 122
        Anonymous says:

        Intro to benefits st by white dee

        There are probably 5% on this st that are in work.

        Make that with intelligence capable to work

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      • 179
        Room at the Top says:

        Jasmin is probably destined for a life in politics, i.e. PPE at Oxford, internship,a few years as a SPAD, then a nice safe seat in Murkeyside.

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        • 220
          Tory Boy says:

          the two often coincide but unemployed and unemployable are discreet states.

          even menial jobs require presentable, polite, honest people with some semblance of work ethic.

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        • 225
          Jasmin Jizz-bucket says:

          she’ll probably fashion herself in the mould of Luciana Burger and become the Nu Labour bike

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  52. 116
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    BBC Panorama – Duggan, Duggan, Duggan, Duggan, Duggan, Duggan, Duggan, Duggan, Duggan, Duggan, Duggan, Duggan, Duggan, Duggan, Duggan, Duggan, Duggan, Duggan, Duggan,Duggan, ……………..25 mins later, Duggan, Duggan, Duggan………

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  53. 118
    Social Vsmpire says:

    Nice hobby

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  54. 123
    Fat benefit street resident that looks like Diane Abbott says:

    There is only five percent in work on our street. But don’t worry we have sent them to coventry.

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  55. 126
    Ah! dear says:

    ITV don’t waste money on production details like the beeb.

    Bletchly Circle using energy saving light bulbs on set.

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  56. 130
    And the good news keeps on coming says:

    Fastest Growth In Retail Sales Since 2004
    Some cheer for the high street and wider economy as small retailers enjoy strong takings over the festive season.

    Sky news

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  57. 134
    Anonymous says:

    Simple question

    If all these guys on benefits st are on benefits … How can they afford to constantly smoke with fags at 9 quid a packet

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    • 145
      cep says:

      Euro fags aren’t that cheap anymore so I’d guess they’re either stolen or fakes from China, ciggies made with poor quality tobacco and the floor sweepings from a mens prison.

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      • 170
        White Dee says:

        Nah mate, we can easily afford proper ciggies.

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        • 231
          Black Dee says:

          Fuck those fucking Euro fucking fuck ciggies and give me a proper fucking smoke. Those fucking fucked Euro fucks I swear have just fucked my fucking benefits off me and fucked me off out the fucking house. For fucks sake.

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    • 181
      Jack Ketch says:

      Nine Quid? Seven for a major brand at a convenience store, Five-fifty for a garbage brand. Twenty quid a carton (two pound a pack) for smuggled. Smuggled fags are just about everywhere. Most bennyists actually roll their own.

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  58. 141
    Anonymous says:

    Is there more than one charlie brooks?

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    • 297
      Bemused says:

      Yep. There is Charlie (Charlene) Brooks, who plays Janine in Eastenders and was “Queen of the Jungle” about 2 years back. She’s definitely not a lesbian, even though she looks a bit like one.

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  59. 144
    just in says:

    Barman attempts citizen arrest on Tony Blair in London restaurant give the man a medal.

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    • 157
      Arnold Layne says:

      Stay away from the woods young man.

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    • 299
      Bemused says:

      I love the fact that this is the 5th time somebody has tried to arrest him. I hope it really catches on and he can’t go anywhere without being arrested. Everybody should carry hand-cuffs with them, just in case.

      It really is high time this tosser was made to stand trial. Let a jury decide if he was guilt of war crimes. The fact that the establishment won’t even think of it when so many ordinary folk think he is guilt of crimes.

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  60. 146
    Roll on the EU MPs elections says:

    Listening to Evan ‘weak-eyes’ Davis chat with the labour horsewoman Reeves on toady this morning makes me think that the lower Goofy little Ed sinks in the poll’s the more the EU Broadcasting Company try to big up Labour.

    Their support for Labour and all things New (lefty) World Order is now so blatant as to be criminal.

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  61. 150
    I lIke beer says:

    As this type of video is legal it makes no sense to me for Brooks to say he wanted to hide it away from the forces of law and order in a public dustbin.

    How much does it cost to send a kid to Eton ?

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  62. 156
    Labour the party for Dummies,Benefit troughers and the Eagle bros. says:

    Having watched Benefit St and the hatchet job on the police in Panorama there can only be one conclusion this country is in deep shit.A wholly depressing two hours about all thats wrong in the country,the national broadcaster undermining the police and the fight against gun crime,drug dealing and murder and then the feckless beyond hope residents of James Turner St.

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  63. 169
    Attack the Heretic says:

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  64. 172
    Clare Balding says:

    if Charlie want’s some more mags, i’ve got big stash under my bed

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  65. 183
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    HHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPP !!

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  66. 184

    Congratulations to the Co-op Bank. It has managed to trade for a complete year and only lose £1bn.

    That is record profitability for anything run on socialist principles.

    If only Gordon Brown’s government had been that circumspect…

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  67. 186
    FrankFisher says:

    Manchester Labour announce Feb13th as Wythenshaw by-election – snap poll, the buggers.

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    Lard Everard says:

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    A good man has been publicly destroyed through the media…

    Chris Davies MEP and oxygen thief.

    Nonsense! He did it all himself! Now Rennard tries to plead mental illness. What an out and out rotter. No sympathy at all. Threatens to top himself? Probably could not even do that properly…

    He is fucking sick, that’s for sure. Ϲunt!

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      Taxpayer says:

      Is he bonkers? Best to give up his undeserved peerage and resign from the Lords then. Save us all some taxpayers’ money.

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      Mark Oaten (LibDem) says:

      Most LibDems are mentally ill.

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      Ah! dear says:

      DLT is being hung,drawn and quartered for the same.

      Bring out the wool.

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      Ah! dear says:

      Calm down dear. You won’t be able to sleep, for throwing stones.

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        Everybody can do as they want. It is a free world. But I do not get turned on by lesbianism in the voyeuristic way that some do because, by definition, these women aren’t interested in men. That is one of life’s curiosities where things are not always thought through.

        The second curiosity is YouTube’s attitude towards the female form (hence my post above). It is clearly an American puritanical thing. They then impose their odd values over the whole globe including countries all round the north Mediterranean and Germany/Austria where topless bathing on beaches and in parks is done without the slightest concern that people or children are being corrupted by the sight of breasts. How the hell could a mother breastfeed without the baby seeing the nipples?

        So this completely false situation is set up where notional crimes are set up concerning behaviour which has been carried out for millennia. There are people in jails for this sort of non-crime. This spills over into the UK where Labour wimmin MPs are enraged about the Sun, but you can go to any beach (OK, when the weather is warmer) and see the same thing for real.

        Have we gone collectively mad?

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      Hugh Guv says:

      Davies is likely to lose his seat in the Euro Elections, so no doubt he will follow his mate into the House of Lards.

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        Popular Opinion says:

        He should just go and get a proper job.

        The public is fed up with failed politicians who have been rejected at the polls subverting our democracy by creeping their way into the undemocratic upper chamber.

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      Shirley Williams says:

      Anyone who taps up a LibDem woman has to be bonkers so I would think his plea of insanity is genuine.

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        Long John Silver's parrot says:

        I still say that if this man had kept his fingers in his pockets at all times this ridiculous story could have been avoided and time money and energy targeted upon improving the economic health and wellbeing of the nature.

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      A BBC Special Correspondent says:

      Since when have we given credence to the views a convicted pot smoking former MP from Oldham who was kicked out of office by his own Electorate after barely a year of supposedly representing their interests?

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    Casual Observer 5 says:

    As a frequent reader of this honorable family blog I must say that I came over all Claire Perry when I saw this article about the scandalous Mr Brooks.

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      The Ukranians are revolting says:

      If you encourage young children to read this blog I trust that Social Services have been informed.

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    NE Frontiersman says:

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    Ah! Monika says:

    Can’t believe you really don’t know why men have nipples Cat.

    Night night.

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    Ginger and Beard says:

    I take it that this Lesbian instructional material confirms that Sarah and Rebekah indulged in rug munching at the PJ parties.

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    So What? If they ain't profitable are you going to force the taxpayer to subsidise them Chuka? says:

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      C.O.Jones says:

      Been going on since the desire to introduce a “Cafe Culture” by Tony Blair.

      Why the big surprise now? Have you not been aware of what has been going on for the last 15 years?

      Sheer ignorance!!!

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      Anonymous says:

      Did he mention labours beer escalator and smoking bans rhat killed off more pubs than anything else in history

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    Anonymous says:

    Waiting today to hear Galloway and Abbot defend their support for “Sister Agnes” Assad’s Nun.

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    Anonymous says:

    A scandal regarding A&E waiting times in Wales which led to the deaths if two paitients. One that sat outside in an ambulance for 4 hours and the other that failed to have an ambulance arrive for hours despite multiple calls for help. The national news reporter openy stated that Wales had the worst A&E services in the UK

    Both are tragic cases considering that Wales NHS is controlled entirely by a labour administration
    Something to keep in mind when Ed goes off on one about how Tory cuts are killing people in the NHS and the NHS is safe only in labours hands

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      Long John Silver's parrot says:

      It is a fact little published that over along period amongst a given group of people the death rate will be 100%.

      Out of this 100% no fewer than 75.8% will expire whilst in hospital under the care of the NHS.

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        unnatural weather says:

        You get 90% of your NHS spending in the last year of your life, as this is usually a crap year anyway why not skip it and save the NHS all that money ?

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    unnatural weather says:

    Of course just before the big meeting to discuss Assad’s capitulation there are released photographs showing thousands of torture victims and of course we have to say ” do you know what ? I don’t believe you”
    This is Blair’s legacy

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      C.O.Jones says:

      Have a look at the beheadings (hundreds of vids of this online if you are sick enough to watch them), burning alive of people, yes, its true!

      All done by the people we were meant to support. And now suddenly this has morphed into a religious war.

      Heaven help the minorities in Syria who were safe under Assad if these terrorists take over. The Christians, Druze, Alawites, Kurds and Armenians are all at risk and have been targeted by foreign sponsored insurgents.

      The western media has a lot to answer for for trying to bring us on board and align us with these international terrorists.

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      Anonymous says:

      There are vested interests hell bent on involving the west in an armed conflict with Syria.

      In a pre-internet age, they would have probably succeeded by now.

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        C.O.Jones says:

        Rumour has it that the Syrian Kurds will initiate independence while the conference in Geneva is underway. That will teach the Turks for meddling in the affairs of its neighbour. What a massive own goal if that does happen?

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    ████ 'changed my tune ' Hoon says:

    IT COULDN’T HAPPEN TO A NASTIER PARTY.

    https://twitter.com/fellowsra/status/425522922951036928

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    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    I am going to settle down and look at how to woo the core vote for The Conservative Party.

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      albacore says:

      Funny, ain’t it, that what you can think and say
      Is a bloody sight more restricted today
      Than way back when it didn’t pay to be gay
      Still, Big Brother knows best, so that’s all OK

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    Ivor Biggun says:

    Petites Salopes? I may be missing something here, but why is footage of Shropshire dwarves newsworthy?

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      Mad Frankie Hollande says:

      Will you please stop talking about my women like that.

      My behavior in my private life remains impeccable at all times to comply with one of my Electoral promises.

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      C.O.Jones says:

      Well, if true, I am prepared to step forward and help in the curing of lesbians!

      How little do these people know?

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    Rinka Scott says:

    I have just found out that they are now opening a pub at a motorway service area so you can get drunk get in your car and kill someone.

    Meanwhile expensive Court time is being spent drooling over Lesbian Porn videos when the real issues centre around corruption in the very top echelons of society and public life.

    This is what happens when you have Liberals in positions of political power.

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      Long John Silver's parrot says:

      Do not forget that one of these Liberals held a Cabinet position for all of 96 hours before resigning because he had been caught claiming rent for a flat he shared with his boyfriend.

      Another Liberal Cabinet Minister left his wife to live with a woman who reportedly swings both ways and managed to get into a stupid public spat which ended with them both in prison and a Judge on trial in Court.

      Yet another Liberal Cabinet Minister managed to have a car we pay for parked on a double yellow line and sent us the parking ticket to pay for.

      Another Liberal Cabinet Minister managed to negotiate a special Fuel Duty reduction which favored his Constituents who lived in the sticks.

      Another Liberal Cabinet Minister thought that when he was Deputy Prime Minister and the Prime Minister was on holiday he could carry on regardless pleasing himself.

      Do we really have to tolerate this until May 2015 ?

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    The Boss says:

    You can’t knock a fella for liking abit of lesbian porn !

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    Gordon says:

    Why has he got mucky mags in the digital age?

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    Spank the monkey says:

    Do you reckon he loaned them out to Dave?

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