January 20th, 2014

Another 2010 Tory Woman Quits

Rent-swapper extraordinaire Jessica Lee is standing down in 2015. Guido’s main recollection of her glittering parliamentary career is revealing her household takes home £34,000-a-year in rent expenses. With a majority of just 2,501, Lee is quitting while she is ahead. Adding her name to those of Louise Mensch, Lorraine Fulbrook and Laura Sandys…


  1. 1
    UK is a Con/Lib/Lab dictatorship says:

    Looks like she could do with fewer slap-up meals courtesy of the taxpayer

  2. 2
    Sunderland is a Labour ghetto thats why it shyte says:

    It will give her more time to spend with her kitchen.

  3. 3
    Anonymous says:

    What a pig.

  4. 4
    Jimmy says:

    She looks like a rightie blogger.

  5. 5
    aNusbUTTOCKS says:

    How big is Labours majority going to be?


  6. 6
    ex Tory Voter says:


    Why is Lorraine Fullbrook standing down? As far as I can tell, she seldom says anything in the House and I’ve never seen her when watching PMQs on the Beeb. What’s her overt reason? She seemed dreadfully keen before she won her seat.

  7. 7
    aNusbUTTOCKS says:

    So was that gobshite menschausen

  8. 8
    Sue says:

    Sexist pig

  9. 9
    That's what says:


  10. 10
    Stereo Type says:

    So if she had a tiny moustache wore a beret and Che Guevara T shirt and smoked cheroots she would look like a Leftie Blogger?

  11. 11
    Louise Mensch says:

    is she emigrating to spend more time with her ever growing list of failed blogs like I am?

    hopefully she will desperately grasp for attention each time the Tory party is in trouble on something by posting up controversial tweets from her New York HQ to try and get some of the limelight she craves.

  12. 12
    Stereo Type says:

    Stress can lead to comfort eating.

    Being paid to comfort eat can also lead to comfort eating.

  13. 13
    Where are Tony Blair's Expenses says:

    Was she one of Cameron’s cutties imposed on the local Tory party from Conservative HQ

  14. 14
    Mark Wouters says:

    sovietsalami63 here!!,
    Is Edward snowdon now going to be called ,Edward “HILLARY” Snowden ???

  15. 15
    Houston we have a problem says:

    A pity. She’s a nice person. She’d become a PPS too, so it’s not as though her career wasn’t going anywhere.

  16. 16
    Dimmy Dave is the worst Prime Minister ever ! says:

    Enters Parliament in 2010, does absolutely bugger all, leaves Parliament in 2015.

    Well done, Dimmy Dave! Your all-female selection lists really attracted the right kind of people, eh?

  17. 17
    O'Beese says:

    Off to spend more time with her fridge?

  18. 18
    Penny Mordaunt says:

    I’m making a big splash in politics.

  19. 19
    RomaBob.... Beeg Issue, Beeg Issue! says:

    In knickers, we do not want to offend certain religious groups, do we?

  20. 20
    ex Tory Voter says:

    Did she (Fullbrook) really get caught with dodgy expenses?

  21. 21
    RomaBob.... Beeg Issue, Beeg Issue! says:

    Looks Rennard-like, does she have diabetes and a higher risk of heart problems?

  22. 22
    touch too much says:

    Did Renaud actually lay hands on the four women? And was it reported to the police? If he did inappropriately tough them, there should have been enough to justify a police caution. Still lets hope the women wont lay down and give in. Arf arf

  23. 23
    All these things a leftie blogger makes says:

    If she dribbled a bit and had the distinct smell of stale fart and White Lightning about her.

    Oh, and the distinct smell of a wasted life lived in hopelessness and despair.

  24. 24
    The Trough says:

    She needs to spend mroe time with her dietician

  25. 25
    RomaBob.... Beeg Issue, Beeg Issue! says:

    A fat cat, perhaps?

  26. 26
    cep says:

    She is a fridge, built like a Miele.

  27. 27
    Sentence Completer says:

    All while blaming someone else for their misfortune.

  28. 28
    Leeds Council says:

    We are watching you Mark. We note you can still afford ADSL.

  29. 29
    A Ship's Lawyer says:

    The loss is palpable.

  30. 30
    Three Little.. says:

    Not a cat, no..

  31. 31
    moderate me would you? says:

    You know how, when you’re out in the country, you see an old tree that’s been used as a fence post.

    You know how the tree keeps growing and bulges out above and below the wire and eventually covers the wire completely although you can see where it’s been?

    That’s what’s happening to her belt.

  32. 32
    Tell it like it is. says:

    Never employ a fatty.

    If they cant look after themselves how can they be expected to amount to anything at work.

    I would never consider “smashing the living daylights” out of any women I couldnt bench press.

    Is that sexist?

  33. 33
    Centre Parting says:

    I’m glad Lee isn’t on Splash.

  34. 34
    Centre Parting says:

    Has she been offered a job on Benefits Street?

  35. 35
    Tell it like it is. says:

    If his Lordship is a thundering sex pest, why dont the menfolk of the accusers go and chastise him.

    With perhaps a baseball bat.

  36. 36
    Three Little.. says:

    The Westminster whisper is she’s going to be the ballon Branson goes to the moon in.

  37. 37
    Sunderland is a Labour ghetto thats why it shyte says:

    There are no fat cats in Pennyell just fat cnuts!

  38. 38
    Owen Jones says:

    I do rather like capitalism. Good to see people get very rich by creating wealth, jobs and businesses.

  39. 39
    Sunderland is a Labour ghetto thats why it shyte says:

    there are no religeous groups in Pennywell now eff off back to Sofia

  40. 40
    Eric Pickles says:

    Now she’s my kind of woman !

  41. 41
    Political theory 101 for Dummies says:

    Naturally right wing people when faced with one of lifes obstacles tend to dust themselves down and start afresh.

    Naturally left wing people when face with one of lifes obstacles, look for something/someone to blame.

    That is all.

  42. 42
    Sunderland is a Labour ghetto thats why it shyte says:

    Pennywell has the highest proportion of diabetes and heart related disease than even Sofia or Bucharest.

  43. 43
    Anonymous says:

    Sterio,haven’t you yet realised that the only stress experienced by our elected representatives is working out how to get rich from robbing the trough & trying to ensure they are not caught out & exposed to the public?

  44. 44
    Paniagua V5.1 says:

    If you are Angela Eagle, No.

  45. 45
    Dave (no relation) says:

    Another seat lines up for a UKIP takeover.

  46. 46
    Gay Fawkes - the man who spent years investigating Chris Huhne but didn't know he was a fag says:

    phwoar! – is that the correct hetero response?

  47. 47
    Lister says:

    and you’d be a Smeg

  48. 48
    Feel my finger says:

    This is a very sad day in British politics.

    Things will never be quite the same again.

  49. 49
    P l e b says:

    Now we know why the HoC food subsidy has gone up to £7m a year. Guido has gone very quiet on that one.

  50. 50
    Sunderland is a Labour ghetto thats why it shyte says:

    I have just been watching BBC Parliament on the urgent question put by Labour in the person of Mrs Balls asking why the UK wont take any more refugees on the basis humanity.We have already donated 600m of taxpayers money to Syria,when will these fuckers learn the civil war in Syria is fuck all to do with us,its a conflict between two branches of Islam both as bad as each other.Read my lips no more refugees from Syria or anywhere else we are full up.

  51. 51
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP

  52. 52
    Wake up & vote UKIP says:

    More like a sofa in this case

  53. 53
    Butch Dave says:


  54. 54
    Anonymous says:

    Either she is content with what she will have made by May 2015 and/or has lined up something else equally profitable.

  55. 55
    Confused.ConLabLib says:

    Who could possibly have predicted that choosing a candidate by some or other politically correct attribute, and not merit, could lead to such an outcome?

  56. 56
    Anon. says:

    Grahame Morris Labour MP quietly deletes tweet.

  57. 57
    Confused.ConLabLib says:

    Affected Dyslexia Syndrome, Luvvy?

  58. 58
    inn yordreem says:


  59. 59
    Three Little.. says:

    Clearly another vanity outing for Yvette. The subject is irrelevant.

  60. 60
    P l e b says:

    Maybe she can no longer stomach Cameron & Nobsore’s lies about the economy improving.

  61. 61
    Tom Catesby. says:

    34k p.a. plus salary plus expenses. Not bad, can any body suggest a constituency daft enough to give me a start for the life of the next parliament, party not important. What about this fat greedy bastard’s seat, any good do ya think?

  62. 62
    Nick Clegg says:

    Tory trash grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

  63. 63
    The British Public says:

    Just her party that was going down the tubes then…

  64. 64
  65. 65
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    As big as a barn door.

  66. 66
    Average Jo says:

    Really? Well do let’s see a photo of you…

  67. 67
    Ed Miliband says:

    I will sell one of the branches of Islam as they have far to many.

  68. 68
    Stop living vicariously says:

    Another wannabe Simon Weisenthal.

  69. 69
    Cad Watch says:

    He preys on the loveless?

    Still, you’d think they have brothers who would go round and give the rotten bounder a suitable biff on the nose.

  70. 70
    Dromey says:

    Where’s Blak Rod when I need him?

  71. 71
    moderate me would you? says:

    Was she constantly being asked on the doorsteps of her constituency about this very point? She normally claims that her constituents are the ones who want an answer to the latest party-political point she’s trying to score. Not her obviously. She’s just a detached servant of the people.

  72. 72
    Lipstick on a pig says:

    Meet the future Labour leader.

  73. 73
    oink oink says:

    I’m Jessica Lee.
    My principles are as sand
    But I don’t give a fook
    As I claim 34 grand.

    As my pic shows you here
    It covers what I eat
    You’ll never find me
    On Benefit Street.

  74. 74
    moderate me would you? says:

    Yep. In June 2015.

  75. 75
    Like a lead balloon says:

    Going? Downwards?

  76. 76
  77. 77
    Anonymous says:

    Better to create two more so they can compete….to the death

  78. 78
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Went the day well?.

  79. 79
    (Rarely) Dangerous Brian says:


  80. 80
    No harm to her says:

    She looks like a balloon version of Sarah Teather

  81. 81
    The most amusing claim ever says:

    Labour MP after Labour MP kept getting on their feet and telling Harper that it was “clearly” the will of the house that the government accept Syrian Refugees ???. Considering hardly anybody was in the House and that it was mainly about 15 Labour MPs asking I can’t see how that constitutes the majority of the house…c’mon lads/lassies THIS isn’t postal voting you know

    Harper kept his cool throughout and just kept repeating that the UK was the second largest donor in the World after the USA of humanitarian aid(£600 million)and had given more(until recently when Germany chipped in)than the rest of 28 EU member states combined and in response to question from Edward Lee confirmed that France had coughed up just £25 million and was accepting 50 refugees whilst we had already accepted 1100. Obviously Cooper and Labour felt we should have accepted nearer 1,100.000

  82. 82
    Anon. says:

    C4 Monday 9.00 pm 20/1/14. Don’t miss it :!:

  83. 83
    (Rarely) Dangerous Brian says:

    Minimum £300k plus exes for doing s*ag all and prbably has a pile of directorship and quango jobs already in the bag.
    Nice work if you can get it.

  84. 84
    A UKIP Councillor says:

    The Rich ARE going to hell. Not only have they destroyed social democracy but they have also destroyed philanthropy where Rich bankers etc invested in social projects. Yet our evil media focus on the poorest scraps and stigmatise them. Let the British media burn in hell. They deserve to suffer the both of them. The Rich AND the Media

  85. 85

    Do you think you could go ten rounds in the ring with her?

  86. 86
    Sunderland is a Labour ghetto thats why it shyte says:

    Harper should be in the Cabinet.

  87. 87
    Why is Lorraine Fullbrook standing down? says:

    To leave more room on the backbenches.

  88. 88
    The most amusing claim ever says:

    No….I think the Eagle has landed

  89. 89
    Strategy says:

    They are already planning their electoral come-back in 2025

  90. 90

    Has anyone seen Fawkes going into a Windsor bookies, per happenstance?

  91. 91
    Tracey Worthless says:

    One more rival out of the way if I don’t get kicked out in 2015. That’s the reason I spend so much time in my villages and never go into the town where the plebs live.

  92. 92
    (Rarely) Dangerous Brian says:

    To comment on 71, have you ever seen one of these la*y t*ats on any doorstep or walking around any constituency?
    Neither have I, the lyi*g toe-rags.

  93. 93
    Noah & Sons says:

    AND it’s bloody raining an’ all

  94. 94
    Anonymous says:

    Not that I know of.

  95. 95
    Anonymous says:

    The picture in my min

  96. 96
    Sunderland is a Labour ghetto thats why it shyte says:

    Morris has been heavily leaned on by Northern Labour he chose to keep a safe seat rather than stand by his convictions,however wrong they may be.

  97. 97
    Chris Huhne says:

    I would go each way.

  98. 98
    (Rarely) Dangerous Brian says:

    There might have been a bit of space for a few genuine refugees if we weren’t so keen on letting all and sundry claim asylum on the weakest pretext, including “I can’t go home I’m an atheist”. FFS

  99. 99
    Non taxable pikey says:

    The picture in my mind of the coupling of Eric and Jessica is not one I would like to keep or wish on anyone else.

  100. 100
    Jimmy says:

    Is she a valkyrie?

  101. 101
    Kipper says:

    Will Rennard be able to claim Jobseeker’s while he’s suspended?

  102. 102
    Margaret Thatcher (deceased) says:

    I blame my disloyal, treacherous colleagues for my downfall.

  103. 103
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Time for the great escape everybody!.

  104. 104
    The most amusing claim ever says:

    Cooper was clearly a bit pissed off that her attempt to stir up a sh*t storm backfired when May refused to come to the House to answer her “urgent question” and sent young Mark instead but as they say..”the lad done good !”

    Labour retired covered in rank opportunism and young Harper to a well deserved “Hear! Hear!” having totally wiped the floor with Labour

  105. 105
    Non taxable pikey says:


  106. 106
    Ah! Monika says:


  107. 107
    Non taxable pikey says:

    She’s a lawyer, go figure.

  108. 108
    Non taxable pikey says:


  109. 109
    The most amusing claim ever says:

    Another case of ..the one that got away ??

  110. 110
    Bilda Berger says:

    She’s booked to appear on Fatbot’s new TV show, “Tidal Wave” (“Tsunami” in the Japanese version).

  111. 111
    Ah! Monika says:

    Beat this Sherlock.

    Need to get rid of the wife and kids.

    So off to the dog pound to buy a dog with the largest tongue. Train it to jump up and lick the faces of mentioned above.

    Take it for walkies and train it to sniff the p1ss, sh1te and ars3holes of every dog in the neighbourhood.

    ” We’re back darlings ”

    Shouldn’t take too long.

    Even if Sherlock reads Guido how can he prove it?

  112. 112
    Tom Catesby. says:

    ‘A Valkyrie’. Is that German for a fat greedy useless pile of shite?

  113. 113
    Ah! Monika says:

    Depends……on the length of the rope.

  114. 114
    Ah! Monika says:

    Never employ a fatty….above.

    Manager I knew, used to start an interview by running upstairs to his office. If said fatty wasn’t with him at the top…polite, but no more questions beyond name and address.

  115. 115
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    It should be mandatory, suspended by his knackers.

  116. 116
    The Cheka says:

    Indeed it is a strange kind of ‘stress’ your representatives suffer as it is really fear (not enough) of getting caught and then if they do using this catch all to delay even the feeble justice that awaits them. Like I say no one is really that bothered it’s easier to let it carry on then to do what is needed because what is needed is violent and unpleasant. Perhaps one day when you tire of them pissing in you face and laughing?

  117. 117
    Guido's little helper says:

    Traffic is thin on here after 4.30pm. Must be that the majority of posters are doing so in work time.
    Must multiply this up by 400,000 comments per week, say 240 days per year @ 3mins per post @ £20 per hr, and it adds up to………………………………….

    Order-order is buggering the economy.

  118. 118
    My Daughter says:

    People keep saying UKIP are going to win.

  119. 119
    My Daughter says:

    It is not over yet.

  120. 120

    Not one I would wish to Ride.

  121. 121
    My Daughter says:

    Vote UKIP

  122. 122
    My Daughter says:

    Buggering is expensive. Cash or wank.

  123. 123

    Not even a whole tube of Viagra…

  124. 124
    Westminster is a Den of Thieves says:

    Obese thieving cow. The perfect and typical LibLabConner.

  125. 125

    Short term trougher. Innit?

  126. 126
    B E L P says:

    Must really eat into your very soul that the economy is booming now completely opposite to what the lefties screamed and howled from the rooftops

    Hahahaha mwaaaa haagahahaha !!!

  127. 127
    Jack Ketch says:

    If that is Tracey the football coach, don’t tell porkies–I saw you today in Chavland.

  128. 128
    Baron Rennard of Wavingwillie says:

    I am seeking investors for my new political-reality TV show–Fat Bottom Girls. It would be a bit like Splash, Come Dancing, Loose women, except it would feature particularly enormous political women in revealing costumes wobbling out onto a stage and having sex with Eric Pickles.

  129. 129
    Lee ch says:

    Brilliant photograph.I think Fat and Greedy should be added to the word cloud!

  130. 130
    broderick crawford says:

    Nah … she ll just retire in order to spend more time with her solar plexus .

  131. 131
    Overlooked by the Guardian says:

    It’s been said that Politics is Show Business for ugly people but HELLS TEETH !

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