January 19th, 2014

Ed Miliband: The Man Who Hated Bitter

And now we know why he doesn’t go to the pub


  1. 1
    Fabians are EVIL says:

    And we don’t like you or the bunch of socialist creeps that you ‘lead’

  2. 2
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    Horse shit to you too.

  3. 3
    Owen Jones says:

    At least you didn’t add ‘na, na, na, na, na, na!

  4. 4
    frazer says:

    You’re pissed

  5. 5
    Iain Duncan Smith says:

    Right, off to do the right thing for the country.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    FFS the twat is a fork-tongued Marxist champagne socialist.

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    Anonymous says:

    +++ ACE !!! He must have thought it was a glass of red wine !!! +++

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    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Is Ed Balls now speaking for the silent majority of the labour party. Do you see a split in labour?

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    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Spite, the true value of Ed Miliband and labour.

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    Anonymous says:


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    The British media and Police are cunts says:

    I wonder how many children will be buggered at the BBC this week?

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    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Why is it marxists like Ed Miliband see it o.k. for themselves to live in a £2 million pound house, but it’s not o.k. for anyone else?

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    I hate socialists. says:

    I think that the wheels are coming off Milibands bandwagon.

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    Anonymous says:

    I thought Which recommended what kettle etc to buy!!!

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    Ed Milliband says:

    If I’m going to represent them best I try the working class grogg

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    I hate socialists. says:

    Hypocrites are us.

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    Ed Milliband says:

    Mmm strong aroma with a bitter aftertaste.
    Thank you Stephanie you can pull your knickers up now.

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    End the telly tax now says:

    BBC staff turned a blind eye to the sexual abuse by Jimmy Savile of up to 1,000 girls and boys in the corporation’s changing rooms and studios, according to a leaked internal inquiry report.

    The inquiry by Dame Janet Smith found the late TV and radio presenter’s behaviour had been recognised by BBC executives but they took no action to stop him, according to the Observer newspaper.

    FFS 1000 !!!

    Plod just has to get involved here this probably is one of if not the biggest single offence by one person and the BBC did nothing? Meanwhile they pedalled all sorts of dirt on Tory politicians and those of the right.


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    Ed's advisor on British Culture says:

    Tell Ed that brown liquid goes very well with fish goujons and some of the avocado puree that they sell in those take-aways that the working classes frequent.

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    Podiceps says:

    The stuff he was pretending to enjoy in the brewery visit looked like brown ale. Much less harsh on the flabby palate of a socialist than bitter.

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    Edward Michael Balls says:

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    Nick Clegg says:

    This vile man,Prime Minister David Cameron has a degree in poncing off the public.

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    Mr Happy says:

    So Cameron can do attention to detail when it suits him.

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    Anonymous says:

    Another problem for Nick Clegg. Death threats galore.

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    JH2940923-005 says:

    He hasn’t been sitting under an Oak tree for the last 1000 years you know.

    He hasn’t partaken in any of our normal cultural activities either. He may as well have been trying dragon spunk for the first time in that video, that drink is so alien to him.

    He is the archetypal weird kid, completely self absorbed and has grown up in a marxist bubble in awe of the likes of twisted old fucks such as Hobsbawm.

    It’s not long till the election now. There will be intense focus on who the hell this guy is and what he intends to do with the power he feels is so rightfully his, and I don’t think he is going to come over well.

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    As an EU living socialist he should stick to drinking Eurofizz proper Beer is too much for him!

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    Fawkes' 40 a day mater says:

    no word on the smoking arse bandit link?

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    BBC are shit says:

    Oh No We wanted the Savile story to take attention away from the Asian grooming gangs not blow up in our face.

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    Pedantic Adolf says:

    That’s National Socialist creeps.

    Let’s be accurate.

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    General Pinochet says:

    Please don’t beat around the bush, I hate that. Just say what you mean…………….

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    Alastair Campbell says:

    Get the turd polish out I’m coming back.

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    Bloody hell it's like the spanish inquisition these days says:

    I said ‘If you can’t find the Dolmio Just take the Ragoo’

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    koba says:

    Socialists think the British are alien to them or is it the other way round?

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    George Orwell says:

    Is it because they all read 1984 and Animal Farm when they were at school, but couldn’t see anything wrong?

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    rover's returns says:

    i blame hair of the dog

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    The Labour Party says:

    Celebrate the diversity, comrades!

    “A mother accused of stabbing her two toddler children to death believed she was performing an exorcism, police have said.

    “Zakieya Avery, 28, and her friend Monifa Sanford, have been charged with murder over the deaths of Norell Harris, one, and Zyana Harris, two.

    The two women were also charged with attempted murder after Avery’s older children Taniya Harris, five, and Martello Harris, eight, were seriously injured.

    Police – who said they found a “very bloody” crime scene – believe the children may have been knifed to death as they slept in their beds.”

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    any old crap says:

    He’s saying it’s alright, yes, but his face is saying fkin ell is this what the common man drinks.

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    The British media and Police are cunts says:

    Funny that the BBC are not even reporting this story, yet when the scum thought they had Lord McAlpine they wouldn’t shut up about kiddie fiddling.

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    Colonel Chinstrap says:

    He may not like bitter, but I’m dashed if that’s a good reason to close down all the pubs. The bounder should at least drink pink gin at his local hostelry.

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    Labour's supporters are worthless retarded subhuman filth says:

    I think you’re being kind.

    Miliband is a retarded mutant who has never had a real job. He thinks he’s the best person to lead the workers’ Labour Party even though he’s never been a worker and has never had a real job and, indeed, came 2nd in the leadership election.

    If Labour don’t want the retarded mutant, why the f*ck should we?

    He’s f*cked. Labour are f*cked.


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    Blowing Whistles says:

    “Hypocrisy” – have some with my compliments – all you lying, toe-rag, low-lifes in the House of Cognitive dissononces and you nonces in the msm and the bbc as well.

    Blowing Whistles says:
    January 19, 2014 at 7:50 pm

    And the games of legal duplicity go on and on … oh and Lord Carlile is at it again.

    “Total Hypocrisy”

    So Lord Carlile is defending Lord Rennard to the hilt and threatening to sue all and sundry if they do not back down about the allegations about sexual misconduct by Lord Rennard. e.g. See the msm and the net over the past week.


    Lord Carlile is also known (msm and net) to have been wheeled out to “attack” [the complete OPPOSITE of the Rennard issue) J Assan.ge over allegations of his sexual misconduct in Sweden – on page 23 of the Mail On Sunday – published on August 19th 2012 and mentioned on here on the same day


    Lord Carlile – as and when its suits the state puppet eh. Legal fork-tongued nobhead.

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    Cynic2 says:

    He looks as though hes never tasted bitter in his life

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    fed-up in britain says:

    what a bloody prat.

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    Labour's supporters are worthless retarded subhuman filth says:

    I doubt he, in his £2 million house paid for by other people, even knows the common man exists.

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    I can assure you it did happen says:

    +7,000,000 dead “d”ews

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    Cynic2 says:

    It was all so much simple when they spent their time shagging each other

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    Sarcan III, Kebab King says:

    Bitter? He better get used to it for 2015!

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    The BBC are ireproachable says:

    we’ll find out in 30 years time…now, set your stop watch

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    White rabbit says:

    I’d pay good money to see Ed pissed. He’d look like the aftermath of a bad flood at the Aardman animation studio.

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    Eric Pickles says:

    MP’s are sexual beings too.

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    Pisswasser Brewery wecomes Ed Miliband says:

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    A member of the public says:

    I have no idea who these people are or what they are arguing about, but i would be grateful if they would go and do it somewhere else.

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    · · · – – – · · · says:

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    Marl Karx says:

    His favourite sport is baseball, his favourite colour is red
    He goes to sleep on a futon and dreams that Stalin weren’t dead.

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    The Agenda Agenda says:

    Tell me, what actually is ‘social cohesion’?

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    Bemused says:

    Why why why can this man never be seen in a photo where he is not making a twat of himself????

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    Get your hair cut lad says:

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    The Doctor has some bad news for you says:

    Not when your sexual parts make up only 0.001% of your body mass.

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    The Beast Takes the piss says:

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    £2.50 for four rolls says:

    We have a cost of crapping crisis

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    Knob Watch says:

    I hope I’m not insultin anyone if I say that he looks strangely like Giles Brandreth in that picture.

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    Bemused says:

    So they let Saville get away with child abuse right under their noses for 50 years. Furthermore they’ve had other abusers in their midst only discovered by their activities on the net. Then you have the run-of-the-mill pervs. They were up to no good on the premises of the BBC itself.

    You expect this cesspool of deparavity and perversion to investigate itself? Has it not occured to you that the reason why this went on for so long is because the vast majority of the people working at the BBC though it was OK? That it was perfectly acceptable behaviour? That those that did so much as raise an eyebrow at the goings-on were to be shouted down and made to feel they were in the wrong?

    It is high time the entire organisation was investigated from top to bottom, from the stories of sexual depravity to money going astray and pay-offs of top brass. In the meantime the public need to get the message and ignore anything that comes out of the “Ministry of Truth”, because it is all lies from perverts and crooks. Their opinions count for nothing.

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    Blue Peter says:

    No children or animals were harmed in the making of the production.

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    Bemused says:

    “They were possesed by the devil I tell you!”

    in English: They were going through what is commonly known as “the terrible twos”

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    David Milliband says:

    I bloody well have though….

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Apologies here to Guido et al – but I had to expose it all (The lord Carlile hypocrisy). It’s what whistleblowing is all about.

    As for those who control the NSA or even GCHQ – GROW SOME YOU FUCK-WITTED RSOLES.

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    Cumberland Sosage says:

    I would pay £3.00 to do a poo if I really needed to go

    If it was £5.00 to do a pooat themotorway services, I would rather buy a pastie from the kiosk

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    Equity Never says:

    The BBC is full of luvvies. Do understand that many luvvies are amoral perverts, and if they don’t actually indulge themselves, they are very tolerant of such things: it would be career death to be otherwise.

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    Cymro oddi ar y llinell says:

    Do you think it’s any good with guacamole?

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    Labour isn't working says:

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    Austin Mitchell says:

    The aroma of Grimsby?

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    Fabians are EVIL says:

    Pinochet is mild compared to every socialist state government ever adored by the populist mob.

    Sure, he had the commies ‘removed’ . Big surprise.! So is every statist. However, it’s hard to feel sorry for the socialists he persecuted. They clearly didn’t give a flying fuck about anybody elses freedom and property rights, then they cry like babies when the big gun of the state they want to use on every else is turned on them.

    In short he did it to them before they could do it to others

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    Bemused says:

    Richard Bacon, John Leslie, Anthea Turner.

    Another hotbed of vice at Blue Peter

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    Anonymous says:


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    Be Careful says:

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    Dumb and Dumber says:

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    Frustrated says:

    Don’t know who the bloke on the left is, but he has MASSIVE knees.

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    Cassandra says:

    Stop Press —- Milliband has just released his election manifesto…..

    1. Magic money trees for all labour voters.

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    UKIP Press Office says:

    Ed Miliband is a punishment sent by the Lord because the government voted for HS2

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    End the telly tax now says:

    Daily mirror so this can be safely ignored

    By the way in the real world rather than ” leftie land” in the course of my work I claim everything if it is for the business. Even paper clips. I am not subsidising the business its as simple as that so the mirror can fuck right off

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    Area 51 - weirdo section says:

    If labour did not want the retarded mutant why should we?

    With a little smoothing off at the edges that could be a great election poster line.

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    Lice nce to build says:

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    Area 51 - weirdo section says:

    Why does the weird twat go to bed on large breadcrumbs that you normally sprinkle on soup?

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    Noooo says:

    What is she doing with her right hand?

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    Millionair blair & coward Mc Mental says:

    It was all so much simpler before they started arving by the millions.

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    The Round Window says:

    You think they were bad, wait till someone finally lifts the lid on Play School

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    Anonymous says:

    You won’t fid the % of people think Cameron and osbournes hands are by reading this story. Despite it being their own poll they do not report this important figure e cause they are scared to. When nearly 40% of your own supporters opt for the other team then the left are fucked

    BBC staff turned a blind eye to the sexual abuse by Jimmy Savile of up to 1,000 girls and boys in the corporation’s changing rooms and studios, according to a leaked internal inquiry report.

    The inquiry by Dame Janet Smith found the late TV and radio presenter’s behaviour had been recognised by BBC executives but they took no action to stop him, according to the Observer newspaper.

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    Gok Wan says:

    You can see where Ed got the sexy dark blue tie look from.

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    Fishy says:

    Of course what will have happened is that someone will have ordered, for Cameron’s office, its regular stationary order that will have included the offending bulldog clips and staple remover.

    But the Mirror won’t want the detail to get in the way of a good story

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    ████ 'changed my tune ' Hoon says:

    I don’t understand this. I put a cross in the box for no pubic licety publicity and still got crabs.

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    BBC says:

    We want him, and so do our fellow travellers atC4, you should have herd the big gee they gave him on the evening news comparing him to Teddy Roosevelt. Man, you’d have thought he was the already the best PM we’ve ever had, a giant statesman and bold thinker of a man.

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    David Minibanana says:

    Go back to the blank sheet of paper, Ed.

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    Criminal Liar Watch says:

    Chris Huhne should fuck off back to the rock he crawled out from under.

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    They've got Crabs says:

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    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:


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    Universal Hiss says:

    Pass that man some Innis & Gunn.

    On further thought forget the Innis.

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    Mark Oaten (LibDem) says:

    Hi Chris ! Is ‘brownfield’ site a {cough} euphemism ?

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    UKIP or bust says:

    Sipping, and I mean, SIPPING, that beer it is plain as a pikestaff the goofy puppet is out of his comfort zone, and hasn’t a clue how to react.

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    Unison traitors says:

    Fury as red Len’s dirty tricks unit plan to target GPs who want to ‘privatise’ the NHS
    Unite ‘leverage team’ intends to deploy same tactics used at Grangemouth
    Bullied Grangemouth managers by sending mobs of protesters to houses
    Unit is staffed by campaigners who call themselves ‘industrial terrorists’
    Leaked minutes suggest ‘leverage team’ is now planning to target doctors
    Fear raised over ‘direct intervention’ against private health care companies

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2541902/Fury-red-Lens-dirty-tricks-unit-plan-target-GPs-want-privatise-NHS.html#ixzz2qsobL3Il
    Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook

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    Millimuppet the co operative kid says:

    Wadda ya mean you gotta keep my credit carded pass it back to the co op?

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    cep says:

    I think someone pissed in it.

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    Andrex puppy says:

    Loo roll?

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    Bemused says:

    Anyway, if the Prime Minister of this once great nation is pissing about carefully putting in his own expenses he should stop twatting about and get a minion to do it. He’s got more important things to be doing now bum-sex marriage is out of the way.

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    Bemused says:

    It’s almost worth getting him elected, just to see the embarrassed looks on your faces.

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    jappa says:

    i hope: o is right. orange.
    i squeal. it is a matter of sqillion. my heart is open. left is o. pull. it is a stroke of love. harder and it is good to be alive. is this a state of joy.

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    Anonymous says:


    “Look…. I don’t give a flying fuck who you are no one gets stuff on the slate now piss off and take the other perp with you”

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    Bloomers says:

    Shouldn’t that read ‘Gayge’ ?

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    Ticks says:

    He’s only scratching at the surface and opening old wounds

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    Ticks says:


    “I told you before I’m not selling you cheap voddy and the fucking chippy is next door”

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    Londoner says:

    They can start with my last GP if they like. He was bloody useless.

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    Fartissanissimo says:

    Pull my finger

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    Dave is a Fruitcake says:

    It’s actually no more unfactual than Dave blaming the floods on man made Global warming and building windmills to cure them.

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    Nit Picker says:

    We now know why the Met poLICE went through him with a fine tooth comb.

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    Anonymous says:

    Look Dromey told me his monthly “big black sweaty shaft worker” is on regular order here every month.

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    Polite Warning says:

    This is a family blog.

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    David Cameron's gut says:

    Floods in Yorkshire, must be global warming and nothing to do with gay marriage whatsoever, no siree, I am sure about that, I think…

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    The Facts and not Cameron's bullshit says:

    It turns out that the Somerset Levels are being fucked by the Environment agency, lack of dredging and new builds on the flood plains of Bridgwater and Taunton.

    Imteresting Fact. Somerset…Summer people…historically too wet to live there in winter.
    Muchelney the village that became an Island is Saxon for Great Island


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    Keep Calm, Vote UKIP says:

    I think this sort of photo shoot needs to be left to the professionals in UKIP.

    However, am really looking forward to Ed Miliband smoking. Perhaps he can get some practice with Luciana Berger. He has the furtive sneaky bit sorted out, just needs to learn how to suck with his mouth, rather than his life.

    2015 GE Agenda items:

    Beer and ciggies without benefits and exiting the European Union:

    Vote UKIP.

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    Fishy says:

    What makes you think he didn’t get his minion to do the claim?

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    Anonymous says:

    Comment in the guardian. Labour still don’t get it nor do they see what they have done wrong they just blame others

    taurusdrycider grabsplatter
    18 January 2014 9:09pm

    just the first year i believe,heaven only knows the mess left behind by osborne ,gove,georgie smith ,hammond,paterson,etc.it will take labour years to clean up the mess inherited from this bunch of charlatans.only this time the joke letter”theres no money left”will be a reality and not an ideological con ,

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    Lord Duckhouse of Pondlife says:

    Ed’s left hand doesn’t know what his own right hand is doing.

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    Mild was also an easy option. Also dark.

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    The fruitcakes are still first! :-)

    UKIP tops Independent on Sunday poll as the nation’s favourite party:


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    With him, it would need some flavouring.

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    Fishy says:

    I see Miliband is going to legislate for groups like ‘Which’ to ‘set the agenda’ for the consumer regulators. (He again forgot that he has to become PM first)

    ‘Which’ is full of senior Labour Party activists… more examples of Labour putting placed men and women in positions that will ensure that Labour / Marxist policy will be continued irrespective of the results of a general election.

    Miliband is a stranger to democracy (as all evil Marxists are)

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    Bob the Builder says:

    Sorry it’s far cheaper to build on greenfield, so more profit for us! Just bung the council a few quid under Section 106 bribe grant

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    Let us not beat about the bush.

    Lord Carlile is a сunt!

    There is no better way to state it.

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    Flowers in the rain says:

    Hey ed
    Here’s one of the reasons for your so called Cost of living crisis

    Thousands of borrowers who took shared-equity mortgages from the Co-operative Bank are being forced on to high interest rates, the Telegraph has learnt. Those affected took out mortgages through a scheme called “Ownhome” between 2008 and 2010.
    As their fixed-rate deals come to the end, the Co-op is refusing to allow borrowers to remortgage at today’s record low rates. Customers are being dumped instead on to its standard variable rate at 4.74pc. Mortgage brokers said such customers might find it difficult to move to other lenders, who were unlikely to accept this type of debt


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    I will make a prophesy:

    No one called Miliband will ever become a British prime minister.

    Ed had better go out and change his name by Deed Poll.

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    Psyche the Dog says:

    I don’t like beer of any type full stop, mild makes me want to gip and bitter I just don’t like the taste, still everyone to their own, I like spirits (except gin) and of course my Cumberland Brandy when it turns out OK. Anyway mild is considered a bit of a girly drink where I live! Who really cares what booze a person drinks as long as they do it in excess, Guido you seem to be dragging the depths for every little none story about Teddy, what about that councillor who used to be a Con and swopped parties to UKip saying he warned Dave that all sorts of nasties would happen if Dave passed the gay marriage thing, he wouldn’t be on the local drainage board would he.

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    The British media and Police are cunts says:

    Red Ed was allowed to spout his bollocks on the BBC news, but no opposite view from the government.

    Still no mention of Savile and the 1000+ kids abused on BBC property with the consent of BBC management.

    Funny as the BBC is obsessed about British soldiers abusing poor helpless muzzles, in fact the BBC human shit won’t shut up about it.

    Hey fat plod get off your overpaid fat shit stained arses and go investigate the BBC or are you fucks in it up to your necks as well you useless fucking cuunts.

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    Psyche the Dog says:

    Jumping into a vat of fermenting beer?

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    Psyche the Dog says:

    Yuk, something that tastes equally revolting.

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    Bilda Berger says:

    Looks more like Guinness to me. Odd glass as well; not a proper pub, I’ll wager, but one of these gastro ponceries frequented by Guardian readers and similar metropolitan riffraff.

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    Not Blowing Whistles says:

    It is also strange that Carlile has been so muscular in both his prosecution and defence in two cases in which formal charges have not in fact been laid.

    The R’ennard allegations hold much more water than the A’ssange allegations. Unless of course Channel Four have been played like a fiddle by R’ennard’s enemies on the left and he has in fact been a victim of defamation by female members of his party.

    Unless the women come forward and retract there should perhaps be a formal complaint filed so a criminal investigation can be completed and charges laid.

    Charges still have not been brought against A’ssange in Sweden.

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    Psyche the Dog says:

    Who is Ed Balls, I don’t know him

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    Londoner says:

    It’s a Labour Party debt-bondage scheme.

    What else do we expect from the people who invented The Dependant State?

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    Anonymous says:

    Is there any phot, any at all where this weirdo looks even remotely normal

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    Well he would say that says:

    No mention by the Guardian that Huhne MAKES HIS MILLIONS FROM PROPERTY DEVELOPMENT?

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    Casual Observer 5 says:

    Plod are in it up to their necks. The Savile police interview confirmed that.

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    Psyche the Dog says:

    I don’t know, but all this seems to have happened in Londonistan, the Gay Capital of the World.

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    Professor Turkey's Antarctic Extravaganza says:

    Windfarms are cathedrals for the cult of Gaianysus

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    BBC - LABOUR SAYS, Labour Says, labour says says:

    We are constantly investigating ourselves and also whitewashing ourselves.

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    Psyche the Dog says:

    The animals certainly could see eventually at the end of the book, when the animals looked from the farmers to the pigs, then from the pigs to the farmers they just seemed to merge into the same likeness.

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    Just Saying. says:

    Red Ed Miliband is bitter enough to not enjoy bitter.

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    Hollande with his brains between his legs says:

    Quite right – he should be screwing any convenient actress while Paris burns.

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    koba says:

    On your last point, I think the plod are too busy working out the most profitable shift pattern and working up their expenses.

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    J Ekylland-Hyde says:

    Now that you mention it, have Miliband and Brandreth ever been seen in the same room together ?

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    Psyche the Dog says:

    They tell me that the slops used to be put back in the barrel apparently they cannot do that to bitter makes it cloudy.

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    Psyche the Dog says:

    Most of that went years ago

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    Follow the Science says:

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    DiscreditEd says:

    What do you mean I don’t look old enough to pass for 18? I come here every week! Now where’s my Razzle, Ribena and Curly Wurly?!?!? >:(

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    CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

    Yep. Labour’s plan for “government in opposition”

    Charities, pressure groups and government departments and various other not-for-profit organisations, that may have some influence, have been deliberately targeted for many years, by Labour activists (or even set-up by them) so that they will always have some influence, even it is friendly media outlets (BBC) just promoting their rubbish as impartial concerned opinion when there is actually a high politicised agenda

    Gramscian principles at work. Many institutions have been “walked through”.

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    Fishy says:

    Weird Ed (and his Igor – Umunna) said that they want to restructure banks along the German model.

    Poor Ed seems to have developed the Gordon Brown knack of seeing everything he worships turn to dust:

    Energy Policy; Too far too fast; Flatlining; Hollande showing Europe the way ahead; and now banking the German way:

    Deutsche Bank has reported a surprise loss for the fourth quarter of 2013, after releasing its latest results before they were expected.

    Overall Deutsche said it posted a pre-tax loss of 1.153bn euros for the final quarter of 2013.

    The bank said that litigation costs and restructuring had weighed heavily on its financial performance.



  158. 158
    NE Frontiersman says:

    Don’t know why this came to mind, but we’re still waiting for Guido’s tribute to Lord McAlpine.

  159. 159
    Psyche the Dog says:

    Their are 650 of them in the HoC and goodness knows how many in the HoL

  160. 160
    Displaced Brummie says:

    Ed Miliband is the sad type who will drink some dire and evil tasting Fairtrade (sic) wine that he doesn’t really enjoy but does it to show how down he is with the eco-loons.

  161. 161
    Magda Gessler says:

    Because he’s a bit Flaki.

  162. 162
    Displaced Brummie says:

    Which? is also a private concern. And probably the only “Consumer” organisation in the world prosecuted under consumer protection laws.

    And that’s not something they mention on their website, obviously.

  163. 163
    The wizz says:

    In the Army that appendage was known as your 1%.

  164. 164
    Psyche the Dog says:

    They came over to keep Erica Pickles supplied with curries

  165. 165
    Professor Turkey's Antarctic Extravaganza says:

    Talking of which, where are Chris Turney and his fellow evangelists?

    Shouldn’t they have turned up somewhere civilised by now?

  166. 166
    Lord Duckhouse of Pondlife says:

    Reading something and understanding it are 2 different things.

  167. 167
    Psyche the Dog says:

    Now if Teddy had said, “I think we will revert to our old policy of not joining the Common Market before The Grocer cocked it up for us”, I wonder if Fawkes and Dave would be all for the CM.

  168. 168
    The Native Belgien says:

    we only drink Stela

  169. 169
    NE Frontiersman says:

    Is he morphing into Portillo there? Is Icke right, that they really are shape-changers?

  170. 170
    Reader says:

    I am not often tempted to visit libDem Vouce, but my curiosity at the level of debate regarding Lord Rennard got the better of me. Apart from the anger, hurt, distress and confusion evident, I had to smile at the titles of the top 5 blog articles they were linking to:

    1. Staring blankly ahead, making my way, making my way through the crowd…
    2. Digging for History
    3. Action on litter and dog fouling welcomed
    4. Lorely Burt’s views on Chris Rennard
    5. What colour bin do you have?

  171. 171
    The wizz says:

    Ed would not know the taste of Bitter, he was never a working man, more a Champagne Socialist.

  172. 172
    NE Frontiersman says:

    UKIP pride themselves on being the voice of ordinary, middle of the road Britons. The fact that a third of them are bonkers is encouraging evidence that they are right. Since three of the previous four Prime Ministers were clinically insane this promises a huge leap in the standards of our public representatives. They get my vote!

  173. 173
    Cost-of-Labour-crisis says:


  174. 174
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:


  175. 175
    Fishy says:

    There’s a bitchfight over on the BBC site, where someone has taken exception to those disagreeing with his view that only Labour will make Britain great again and their multiculturalism is enriching the country.

    His retort shows he has an interesting take on universal suffrage (all postal votes?):

    441.Aamir khan
    4 Hours ago
    Tired of the racist replys to my posts. I’ll vote labour and so will all my family, this country needs a government that knows how to respect different cultures and not panda to bigots.

  176. 176
    Forrest MiliGump says:

    Mama always said life is a box of chocolates, yer never knows what yer gonna git next……

    certainly not that bitter working man’s stuff

  177. 177
    Ed "Wallace" Plasticine Man says:

    Where’s Gromit?

  178. 178
    The wizz says:

    What do expect from Left Wing idiots, a cogent answer? There is no way that the any mess left behind by another Government that could in any way beat Wilson, Callaghan or Brown.

  179. 179
    I'll get it right Hollande says:

    And the next person to kiss, does she or he plant one on the lips?

  180. 180
    Lord Duckhouse of Pondlife says:

    Judging by some of the mild I have tasted I think that is indeed what happened. I agree in some shots it does look dark, but just for a split second it looks to me like it could be bitter – it certainly isn’t Guinness.

  181. 181

    The best version of Wichtige Begebenheit I have ever heard.

    Schumann: Kinderszenen, op. 15 played by Eric Zuber


    One minute long.

    Wonderful attack and subtle phrasing.

    Cannot post as a YouTube as it will not jump to the correct point.

    Horowitz is on the first track and this piece is at 5:17, beautifully played, and with a lovely fade, but Zuber actually just beats the master IMHO.

  182. 182
    Still in Denial says:

  183. 183
    FFS says:

    Maybe they were taught, as I was, that he was referring to the Stalinists, when in fact he was referring to the Marxist wing of the Labour Party and the direction they were taking and its inevitable outcome.

  184. 184
    Tt's Curtains for Rennard then says:

  185. 185
    And sex Pests says:

  186. 186
    Has Brazil Introduced Homosexual Marriage? says:

  187. 187
    Lord Carbunkle says:

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  189. 189
    Realist says:

    Ed could make us rich by forecasting; we just bet on the opposite scenario.

  190. 190
    FFS says:

    The Somerset Levels were reclaimed from the sea about 300 years ago and have since shrunk as a result of drying out. This means they are actually below sea level in many places. Flooding is more or less an annual occurence. If you don’t like getting your feet wet, don’t live there.

    Alfred the Great liked the area as a place to hide out from the Vikings, because he knew the routes through the marshes and they didn’t – this was before the marshes were drained of course. Alfred burnt his buns there.

  191. 191
    Lord Duckhouse of Pondlife says:

    I thought Smarties were 75p? Sorry, three-quarters of a pound…….

  192. 192
    Hollande takes the piss says:

  193. 193
    CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

    illustrating why so many of Labour’s traditional support have left them in their millions.

  194. 194
    FFS says:

    And putting on the Blues and Twos to make sure they aren’t late for lunch or dinner.

  195. 195
    FFS says:

    Don’t give a Panda to a bigot. Ever.

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    FFS says:

    Yes it has. So lets keep an eye on:

    New Zealand,
    South Africa,

    and of course


  198. 198

    It is not bad losers. It has not gone before the police. Only before the party. The LibDems could not decide a cake baking contest.

    Carlile can only claim this if it has gone to the CPS and they decide not to prosecute – or it has gone to a court and he has been found not guilty.

  199. 199
    David Minibanana says:

  200. 200
    Ed Milibiscuit says:

    50p and a half

  201. 201

    Since I am composed 98.8% of Guinness, I think I may justifiably claim that it was not that dark stuff. ;-)

  202. 202
    fapa. says:

    price is fixed.

    highminded are the high court judges at the family division of the royal court of justice. follow them for integrity.

    some cannot mention the scope of their ambitions.
    some do not want to be boxed in a carriage that they have not chosen. some are untouchable for they only exist to play. wimmin on the other hand are boundless without realising it.

  203. 203
    Gaze Hound says:

    He’s taking Ed’s picture, of course.

  204. 204
    South Yorkshire Calling says:

    For Peace, vote Labour? I’m surprised nobody has taken that down out of shame.

  205. 205
    Professor Turkey says:

  206. 206
    Nemesis says:

    How the fuck do such fat ugly bastards get such luscious women?

  207. 207
    Nemesis says:

    What an obese, ugly, thick-lipped, mug slob this guy is. I suppose his only pleasure with women is to do what the CREDIBLE womaen said he’d done – or pay for it perhaps?

  208. 208
    Jimmy says:

    Well to be fair, one does generally associate bitter with the right.

  209. 209
    Why does anyone cote Labour? says:

    Ed’s whole strategy for dealing with anything he doesn’t like is to throw them under the bus – banks, energy companies?

    Maybe, just maybe, Britain would have been better off if we had thrown Labour under the bus and not allowed them to fuck the country with overtaxing, overspending, expanding the state, expanding the welfare state, selling gold, raiding pensions, light touch regulation, non existent immigration policies and generally doing a Chris Huhne to us – thats buggery and leaving us with crabs.

  210. 210
    Why does anyone cote Labour? says:

    I wonder if Huhne got the crabs from Stephanie?

  211. 211

    …and no head with the left.

  212. 212
    Jimmy says:

    I think the word you’re looking for there is “froth”.

  213. 213
    Podiceps says:

    Didn’t Prescott have a blog called ‘Go Froth’ about four years ago? Haven’t heard of it recently, must have gone flat.

  214. 214

    The big idea is that there is no idea. Rather like a blank sheet of paper.

    The part that does the thinking has not been supplied by the dray. It is flat, uninspiring and fails to refresh.

    It passes through you like a dose of Trots.

    Rather like Badger Beer served up by Eric Joyce.

  215. 215
    jgm2 says:

    He fucking well does.

  216. 216
    Podiceps says:

    Thinking, rather irrelevantly, of a Heineken poster a few years ago when their slogan was ‘Refreshes the parts that other beers cannot reach.’ It showed ‘before Heineken’ and ‘after Heineken’ pictures. The first was of a pirate with a wooden leg, a hook replacing one hand, an eyepatch, and a parrot on his shoulder. In the second picture he had two wooden legs, two hooks, two eye patches and two parrots. In fact it was a fine image of the state the last Labour government left this country in, not excluding the parrots.

  217. 217

    It seems to me that Labour have been avidly following the policies and practices of Lao Tzu, Carl von Clausewitz, Niccolò Machiavelli and Jo Stalin with their scorched earth approach of late.

    Do not expect that they would even leave us with so much as one wooden leg… as you will surely be disappointed.

  218. 218
    jgm2 says:

    In fairness to Useless Ned, I too wouldn’t d***k a bitter, a mild or a lager. If God hadn’t, in his infinite mercy, invented cider then I could, I think, have developed a taste for stout. But failing that I would be tee-total. Apart from the red wine. And the sambuca. And the… Ah, fuck it. Cider was my gateway drug.

    From my point of view Ned not liking bitter (or mild) is no impediment to being PM. Nor is the fact that he talks through his nose. Nor, indeed is the fact that he really does look like like Wallace off ‘Wallace and Grommit’.

    No. By far Ned’s biggest impediment to being PM is that he is indelibly associated with the biggest fuckwit ever to stride the Westminster stage (the Maximum Imbecile) and the biggest UK economic clusterfuck in hiistory.

    That is not to say that all his other failings shouldn’t be highlighted and used against him.

    If it’s important to those hard-dr*in*ing fuckwits in (say) Newcastle that their wanabbe-PM can’t stomach a pint of mild then lavender-handed Ned should be targeted by hard-dr*in*king, fag smoking Farage as a bit of a lady-boy.

    And if folk up north don’t lie a ‘soft, southern-poofter’ accent then that too should be used against him.

    Useless Ned is not the danger just as, for the Little Scotlanders, Alex Salmond is not the danger. It’s the utter fucking idiots who will ‘hi-jack the revolution’ that are the fucking danger.

  219. 219
    jgm2 says:

    Indeed. The c u n t s would set fire to the wooden leg on leaving Downing Street and then blame the Tories for prosthetic cut-backs.

  220. 220
    Casual Observer 5 says:

    Hmm – Labour were very good at blowing bubbles, and that is not a euphemism for Michael Jackson’s monkey.

  221. 221
    home alone alone says:

    in london and paris when the ball oo ns go up -

  222. 222
    Questions of our time says:

    Does ‘Jimmy’ wank with his left or his right hand ?

  223. 223
    stupid wins. says:

    google is smart but not stupid -

  224. 224
    think you mean says:

    They came over to keep Erica Pickles supplied with curries -

  225. 225

    Indeed jmg2.

    The way and finesse with which they spend money is like pissing with a Prince Albert after a night on a bender.

  226. 226
    Not Blowing Whistles says:

    Not having met the guy, and only having the media image to go on, would agree with you completely.

    But that’s the problem: The media image.

    Why are the women any more credible ? If they were really credible, then they would have filed a formal complaint by now.

    That is the fly in the ointment, or rather, the fly missing from the ointment.

  227. 227
    my B on Say says:

    when all is said and done, there is always her symbian machine.

  228. 228
    my B on Say says:

    when all is said and done, there is always her symbian machine -

  229. 229
    man - says:

    is giesa up diesa -

  230. 230

    @jgm2 (get it right this time!)

    With such a detailed and graphic description as that, it seems almost churlish to point out that there is one further act of vandalism which even trumps that ghastly catalogue.

    To pick up from you…he is indelibly associated with the biggest fuckwit ever to stride the Westminster stage (the Maximum Imbecile) and the biggest UK economic clusterfuck in history and, despite witnessing the devastation and utter misery it caused, he wants to continue pursuing those measures at double speed.

    Rather like Yosser Hughes (wasn’t he called Jimmy?), having headbutted the wall, with his skull broken and with blood pouring out, his instinct is to repeat it twice as hard!

  231. 231

    Just to repeat an earlier post which you may not have seen.

    What do you make of Neil Midgley who gave Mark Damazer a clean bill of health here?

  232. 232
    single ugly fat bastard says:

    owner: corporate
    name: ATOS
    business: the advanced technology of – .

    aspiration: .

    it pays to be smart.

  233. 233
    ! says:

    surely you mean -

  234. 234
    just sayin' says:

    Why not start your own blog instead of telling Gui­do what to print then you can have it in anything you want including stuff about gays?

  235. 235
    just sayin' says:

    Animal Farm is a satire on the Soviet Union. The animals (the people) kick out the farmer (the Tsar) but soon some animals, the pigs (the bolshevik elite) assume the old powers of the farmer.

    1984 is a stark warning on totalitarianism of the kind which can be produced by socialists and national socialists alike.

  236. 236
    Jack Ketch says:

    Could it be that the dead Savile is taking the rap for those still alive?

  237. 237
    Ha bloody ha says:

    .. er, four, five… er… seven… er..Sunday… er… Tuesday… er.. nine…

  238. 238
    Duty verbiage counter says:

    ‘participated’ – not ‘partaken’

    There is a difference..

  239. 239
    Fly on the wall says:

    Bring back hanging. There is no excuse for this sort of thing (which I presume took place in the UK and not some African/Asian sh8thole?).

  240. 240
    Non taxable pikey says:

    I have to admit that even though Mr Khan was an easy target I just had to have a go at him. His comment about “his community” was the final push in my case.

  241. 241
    broderick crawford says:

    I continue to be alarmed by the intensity of his eyes . A zealots stare focused on achieving the ends whatever the means or the social costs.
    Will he be implementing a Year Zero back to the land programme as did Pol Pot in mid Seventies Cambodia ??

  242. 242
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    He looks like a total dork in that picture

  243. 243
    Jack Ketch says:

    PUHLEEEEZ! Brazil is the pooftah paradise of the universe–that is where the likes of Mandlesohn and the Guardian “journalist” Glenn Greenwald go to purchase their beach boys. There are more catamites on Copacabana than in the Lib-Dem party and last year they staged the world’s biggest monogender “marriage” ceremony. Interestingly, ever since the Brazilian Supreme Court recognised same-sex civil unions the country has experienced massive floods and fatal mudslides every year.
    Possibly these and the collapse of soccer stadiums are due to God’s wrath or possibly not, but one could work up a pretty good case either way.

  244. 244
    Malcolm Muggeridge says:

    I think homosexual and lesbian acts are unnatural and disgusting and onlyy serve to weaken both the moral and physical health of a nation.

    I will always speak up and say this no matter what laws the Consevatives should pass to stop me.

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  246. 246
    A lesson from history says:

    He’d drink piss if there was any votes in it……

  247. 247
    A lesson from history says:

    Anyone contemplating voting Labour should read this first


  248. 248
    Gideon George Osborne says:

    China’s economy, the world’s second-largest, grows at its slowest pace in 14 years in 2013, latest figures show.

    Oy Vey !

  249. 249
    The U K Treasury says:

    China’s economy, the world’s second-largest, grows at its slowest pace in 14 years in 2013, latest figures show.

    Oy Vey !

  250. 250
    Athelstone says:

    This clip should be the Conservative Party Political broadcast

  251. 251
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    What possible use could Mr Milliband be in a Brewery?

    If This blog is a supposed benchmark for the future of the Press then the future is not looking too healthy

  252. 252
    UKIP Councillor says:

    Not only that but these acts are provoking catastrophic floods.

  253. 253
    EU la la says:

    Friends … my party prefers to drink champagne. We hate the English and recommend the French tipple.

  254. 254
    The Critic says:

    I was hoping someone had pissed in the glass before serving….

  255. 255
    Anonymous says:

    and of course pubic lice.

  256. 256
    M­a­q­bo­ul says:

    Looks like she’s giving him a Knee Trembler

  257. 257
    Ed Milliband says:

    Everyone will tell you my dwink is a port and lemon with an umbrella.

  258. 258
    The Critic says:

    I think the word yor are looking for there is ‘substance’

  259. 259
    Anonymous says:

    The answer to your question @ 56 is, because he IS a twat.

  260. 260
    M­a­q­bo­ul says:

    I’m sorry but that’s Christ the Lighningrod.

  261. 261
    M­a­q­bo­ul says:

    Women are attracted to rich, powerful men. Simple.

  262. 262
    JH2940923-005 says:

    Bemused, that is the thing. They are incapable of embarrassment.

    Are they embarrassed about Blair? Brown?

    No, they just busily pretend they never existed and get on with forcing the next phase of the plan to destroy this country’s indigenous culture and people.

    They hate themselves so much that they extrapolate this into a tacit desire to destroy the entire culture that created them, all the while worshipping cultures whose main gifts to the world are honour killings, female genital mutilation and beheading videos.

  263. 263
    Cinna says:

    Playing pocket billiards.

  264. 264
    Dontvoteforanyofthem says:

    Mine always said life is like a shit sandwhich. The more bread you have, the less you taste the shit.

  265. 265
    Natures Get says:

    Perhaps all these bad things are not a coincidence, but are a result of natures displeasure. Paranoia is only paranoia if its not true!.

    Roll up roll up you disbelievers.

  266. 266
    A Non Wanker says:

    That will be a first.

  267. 267
    8yhik877b says:

    He is also a disciple of Zion, with a mission to use the stupid Goy to fight yet more wars for the Chosen Race.

  268. 268
    dave milliband says:

    No 60. I’ve always thought that he looks like the secret lovechild of Kermit the Frog.

  269. 269
    Psyche the Dog says:

    Far less pork than Giles B.

  270. 270
    Psyche the Dog says:

    Or maybe a last?

  271. 271
    Psyche the Dog says:

    Yup, the was vociferous enough at the time.

  272. 272
    Psyche the Dog says:

    My you are a clever little fellow now off to bed with you, make sure you brush your teeth and wash behind your ears

  273. 273
    Yet another antisemitic bottom-feeder says:

    The Joooos! Those evil wicked Jooooooss!

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