January 17th, 2014

Friday Caption Contest (Weird Dudes Edition)


272 Comments

  1. 1
    bubbles says:

    ali baba and ali g

  2. 2
    Bill Quango MP/4 says:

    Simultaneously they yelled “Pull my finger!”

  3. 3
    Rastus Q. McHunter says:

    Both: “What the fuck are you doing there?”

  4. 4
    Well, it is still panto season says:

    HE’S BEHIND YOU!

  5. 5
    The Internet says:

    Cyber dogging goes prime time

  6. 6
    Anonymous says:

    No it was his idea

  7. 7
    the ge no me project says says:

    remove the wig.

  8. 8
    Bill Quango MP/4 says:

    Replacement Dimbleby Question Time auditions begin.

    ” Ok ..now would you please do “Woman at the back with bad hair and saggy face” ‘

  9. 9
    Ed Breaks says:

    Is it balls, banks, booms, busts

    something-man about to take flight. There’s two of them.

  10. 10
    Bill Quango MP/4 says:

    Someone forgot to bring the cracker

  11. 11
    jgm2 says:

    Ned and Chukka pointing to the complete list of Labour policies.

  12. 12
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Avaunt! and quit my sight! let the earth hide thee!
    Thy bones are marrowless, thy blood is cold;
    Thou hast no speculation in those eyes
    Which thou dost glare with!

  13. 13
    M Angelo says:

    Ed does God! Sistine Chapel moment climaxes Wealth Creation speech…

  14. 14
    Anonymous says:

    ‘I would like to give full credit to the architect of this policy’

  15. 15
    Bill Quango MP/4 says:

    “..And can you see the person who broke the economy anywhere in this courtroom?”

  16. 16
    Anonymous says:

    This mirror’s broken

  17. 17
    it's all crackers says:

    do the ears connect?

  18. 18
    under the bed says:

    Reds pants under the trousers

  19. 19
    Bill Quango MP/4 says:

    Answer to question “Who ate all the pies” remains unresolved.

  20. 20
    Ed and the Beeboid says:

    Fucking Immigrant.

  21. 21
    Wake up & vote UKIP says:

    Common purpose needs YOU!

  22. 22
    Newsfox says:

    Who Will Be Next Labour PM Question Causes Confusion

  23. 23
    jgm2 says:

    Ned and Chukka doing their Angela Eagle impressions.

  24. 24
    Tommy Twp says:

    It’s your fault… no, it’s your fault!!

  25. 25
    helpful suggestion says:

    Baldy just farted.

  26. 26
    THE BIGGEST EMBARRASSMENT TO BRITISH POLITICS SINCE MICHAEL FOOT says:

    I Thaved the banking sythtem you know

  27. 27
    Frank says:

    You’re a twat, no, you’re a twat.

  28. 28
    BBC 24 Hr rolling bollocks says:

    *Sigh* Yet again we have to make Labours case for them as they are too useless to do it themselves.

  29. 29
    jgm2 says:

    Are they re-enacting a scene from ‘Gravity’?

  30. 30
    Bill Quango MP/4 says:

    And to avoid the question of where exactly IS the big new economic policy announcement , the Labour men burst into song..

    We’ll get some purple French taillights and thirty inch fins, oh yeah
    A Palomino dashboard and duel muffler twins, oh yeah
    With new pistons, plugs and shocks I can get off my rocks
    You know that I ain’t bragging, she’s a real pussy wagon
    Grease lightning
    (Go, go, go)

  31. 31
    In the TV studio says:

    Two brothers from planet Krypton recognise each other.

  32. 32
    Raving Loon says:

    Is Ed Milliband an alien?

  33. 33
    Coke it's the real thing says:

    WHATSUPPPPPPPPP

  34. 34
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Break Up BBC News Channel.

    Thought Christmas had arrived early.

  35. 35
    Bill Quango MP/4 says:

    I think its from A-Ha

    Touch me..
    The sun always shines on TV

  36. 36
    Labour Hypocrisy says:

    Both: “It’s all his fault!”

  37. 37
    an alien says:

    Do you mind.
    Don’t compare us to that fucking weirdo.

  38. 38
    Chukka Umunna says:

    Look if we do this, do you not immediately think of the Creation of Adam by Michelangelo?

  39. 39
    mrs Doyle says:

    “You’re Shit ..Aaaahhhhhh!”

  40. 40
    Percy Thrower says:

    Surrender your vessel or face destruction, Captain Picard! (translated from the original Klingon)

  41. 41
    genghiz the kahn says:

    In preparation for 2015’s huge electoral defeat, Labour fight like ferrets in a sack.

  42. 42
    You da man says:

    You da man,

    No, you da man!

    No, YOU da man!

    No, you da MAN

    …..

  43. 43
    LabourNutter says:

    E.T. Phone Home

  44. 44
    Jeremy Kyle says:

    How political inbreeding creates political runts?

  45. 45
    Arthur says:

    Since Jack Dromedary has turned who’ll be the ideal person to take his place in Harriet’s bed.

  46. 46
    Ed Miliband (Family Guy) says:

    Evil Monkey

  47. 47
    Camera shows all says:

    Soviet Superman reappears.

  48. 48
    Nick Park says:

    JK Rowling wouldn’t let me use wands

  49. 49
    Duckam Weave says:

    It’s his fault

  50. 50
    Eddy Potter says:

    Riddikulus!

  51. 51
    jgm2 says:

    Do you remember those baddies from Krypton in the Superman film that had been trapped in a kind of spinning TV and launched into space and were released by an atomic explosion in space?

    That’s Ned that is.

    Don’t anybody nuke Brighton right now.

  52. 52
    it's all a out fit cities says:

    why is the dog hidden. must be psychic.

  53. 53
    Eddy Balls says:

    Ebony and ivory, screwing us in perfect harmony.

  54. 54
    What they didn't say says:

    Fuck you n1gger

    Fuck you J3w

  55. 55
    tommy hillfiger says:

    i point no finger, just many.
    so says pete townsend at the howard stern show.

  56. 56
    Stinking Bishop says:

    The wands in the fight scene between Wallace and the Evil Banker were made of cheese

  57. 57
    THE BIGGEST EMBARRASSMENT TO BRITISH POLITICS SINCE MICHAEL FOOT says:

    Just looking at sky news It’s heart warming to see the thousands of people who have turned up to search for the missing child in the Labour benefit stronghold of
    Jockland
    It’s helpfull that so many people have so much time on their hands to be able to turn up and stand in a field to pose for the camerast
    IMHO
    This three year old child did not manage to dress himself and then manage to get himself out of that building
    the answer to this lies with the mother

  58. 58
    bergen says:

    Ed’s decided to do a Lord Kitchener impersonation to mark the Great War centenary.

  59. 59
  60. 60
    kmc says:

    It’s a scene from John Carpenter’s Prince of Darkness (1987), where the demon reaches into a mirror in attempt to pull Satan into the world.

    (jgm2: Welcome back, by the way – it’s great to see you again!)

  61. 61
    Duelling Wonks says:

    Get off your Pedestal Ed.

    No. You get off your ass Umunna.

  62. 62
    Paniagua V5.1 says:

    Winner

  63. 63
    Or says:

    Estranged father?

  64. 64
    Philip Michael Hunt says:

    Ed: Dude, that stuff you gave me rocks!
    Chuka: Any time bro.

  65. 65
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Is this a dagger which I see before me,
    The handle toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee.
    I have thee not, and yet I see thee still.
    Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible
    To feeling as to sight? or art thou but
    A dagger of the mind, a false creation,
    Proceeding from the heat-oppressed brain?

  66. 66
    Anonymous says:

    Q : interviewer “where’s Ed Balls?” A : both “he went that way!”

  67. 67
    Dr Julian Lewis says:

    Chuka debates who is the least trusted member of the Labour Party

  68. 68
    Saturday Night Fever says:

    ¸¸.•*¨*• Youre the one that I want ah ah ah, you’re the one that I want ¸¸.•*¨*•

    Although not sure which one is Danny Zuko and which one is Sandy – although I can probably guess ;)

  69. 69
    The British media are cunts says:

    No doubt the BBC will think Red Ed is the new JFK, can you imagine Red Ed saying “we choose to go to the Moon” and be taken seriously?

    The laugh is Cameron can’t beat him.

  70. 70
    John Travolta says:

    ¸¸.•*¨*• Youre the one that I want ah ah ah, you’re the one that I want ¸¸.•*¨*•

    Although not sure which one is Dänny Zuko and which one is Sandy – although I can probably guess ;)

  71. 71
    jgm2 says:

    Fuck you, San Diego.

  72. 72
    The Fat Wanker from the Co-op says.. says:

    I’ll have some.

  73. 73

    Could have been The Creation of Adam by Michelangelo on the Sistine Chapel ceiling but, alas, Afriyie was not invited to the studio.

  74. 74
    Rickytshirt says:

    The BBC and The Labour Party try to ascertain which of them is the most corrupt and incompetent.

  75. 75
    CharlieTheChump says:

    To me, to you

    ChuckleSocialism

  76. 76
    Shares Can Go Down As Well As Down says:

    The BBC mouthpiece: One of you is on here pretending to be the ‘impartial balance’. Which one is it?

  77. 77
    Raging Bullshit says:

    You talking to me,YOU TALKING TO ME

  78. 78
    Shares Can Go Down As Well As Down says:

    Which one of you have been insider trading?

  79. 79
    Rab Everyone says:

    Your my bestest friend Jimmy, anither we wan for the road.

  80. 80
    Paniagua V5.1 says:

    Do you think Michelangelo would mind if it was renamed to ‘Creation of a Clusterfuck’?

  81. 81
    civil engineering plant says:

    E.D phone home.

  82. 82
    jgm2 says:

    Cameron might not need to beat him. Balls might do the job for him.

  83. 83
    Steve Miliband says:

    If the bankers the bonuses the bankers the bonuses it’s disgusting, and if the tories are serious about it then they’d tax the bankers the bonuses to 90%

  84. 84
    civil engineering plant says:

    Don’t look black in anger.

  85. 85
    Pulp Friction says:

    Royale with Cheese .. ha What do they call it when you tell a whopper?

  86. 86
    Paniagua V5.1 says:

    Get him to drive by a grassy knoll quick.

  87. 87
    Steve Miliband says:

    He who smelt it dealt it

  88. 88
    Paniagua V5.1 says:

    Get him to drivë by a grassy knoll quick.

  89. 89
    Steve Miliband says:

    The Pointer Sisters

  90. 90
    Bill Quango MP/4 says:

    This banker breakup announcement has had more repeats than the BBC

  91. 91
    Throg says:

    Your country doesn’t need YOU!

  92. 92
    BBC take impartiality to the extreme says:

    Labour Leader handbags his bag carrier.

  93. 93
    IDS says:

    Whose being ‘populist’ now then Ed?

  94. 94
    Broadcaster announcement says:

    BBC News now in 3D.

  95. 95
    Joe says:

    So guys, who’s got the biggest race card?

  96. 96
    BBC 24 Hr rolling bollocks says:

    Don’t start getting all Angela Eagle on me motherfucker

  97. 97
    jgm2 says:

    Cheers.

  98. 98
    Rickytshirt says:

    BBC News: Spot the Wanker Edition

  99. 99
    BBC 24 Hr rolling bollocks says:

    Curious,both our fingers smell of Stephanie Flanders.

  100. 100
    civil engineering plant says:

    A finger of fudge.

  101. 101
    The BBC are cunts says:

    We’ve brought back the Black & White Mingers show.

  102. 102
    Wiki Wars says:

    Ed. “You are NOT Britain’s Obama.”

    Chuka. “But you are the new Michael Foot”

  103. 103
    skint says:

    time for absolute power.
    ba
    nk
    swing both ways?
    baji is on the beach.
    storms and monsters behind.
    does clint eastwood ever look behind.
    follow the man called ji ja ji.

  104. 104
    (Rarely) Dangerous Brian says:

    180

  105. 105
    Socialist signs record deal, i.e. to make lots of money says:

    Singer Morrissey has signed a deal to release two new albums, five years since his most recent record.

  106. 106
    Mike Hunt on the beach says says:

    I’m Sandy!

  107. 107
    Black Jack Dromey says:

    Nothing to see here

  108. 108
    They're all... says:

  109. 109
    I liked Shoplifters of the World but all the rest he did was shite says:

    I’m not sure it’ll be ‘lots’ of money. My bet will be the first album will bomb and the second album will be dropped.

  110. 110
    davo says:

    The translator doing the sign language in the bottom right of the screen suddenly realises that she is not required for this particular interview and slowly backs out of shot…

  111. 111
    Ken Lorp says:

    You’re fired!

  112. 112
    JH2303409329-3423 says:

    Morrissey has also lamented the fact that entire areas of Britain have basically been ethnically cleansed, and you can’t hear English spoken.

    He basically says whatever the fuck he wants, and doesn’t give a shit if he upsets the sopping wet-left-liberal metropolitan agenda.

    Not all bad.

  113. 113
    Harry Potter says:

    Ed Milliband

    “EXPELLIANUS!!”

  114. 114
  115. 115
    Doggie Fashion says:

    EM phone hommme,
    CU phone hommme,.

  116. 116
    The jocks wan't to walk away Scott free after Darion two says:

    What sort of salute is that

  117. 117
    Sir William Wayde says:

    “That’ll learn ‘em, charging me for going £5 overdrawn!”

  118. 118
    blondini says:

    Chuka: “Oy, the Doris to the rear left of Ed! I’m squishing your head, I am. LOL”.

  119. 119
    Mao's Favorite Banker says:

    Let a thousand Flowers bloom.

  120. 120
    Sir William Wayde says:

    Ed’s ‘scissors’ cuts Chuckie’s ‘paper’.

  121. 121
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    Who’ll be the Labour leader in 2016?

  122. 122
    George Smith says:

    Universal Credit will be delivered on time and on budget.

  123. 123
    The Sistine Chapel Ceiling says:

    Which is God and which is Adam and who’s giving life to whom?

  124. 124
    keith Vag says:

    2 girls 1 cup

  125. 125
    Emperor Milibandatine says:

    And now, Skywalker…….you will die!

  126. 126
    Breaking news says:

    A fragment of bone unearthed in 1999 could be the remains of King Alfred the Great, it has been revealed. Experts testing bones exhumed from an unmarked grave St Bartholomew’s Church in Winchester said they were not those of the monarch. But a fragment found at a previous dig at Hyde Abbey dated to the late 800s or early 900s – the era the king died. The piece of pelvis bone was among animal remains that had been stored at Winchester’s City Museum.

  127. 127
    Mirror watch says:

    Mirror gets it wrong.

  128. 128
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    What about this one?

  129. 129
    You look different with your clothes on says:

    It’s you, it’s you. I’ve seen you on Jack Dromey’s phone.

  130. 130
    yes says:

    lynx is the best operating system ever.
    now trash i.
    when the wig is on and the splash is on the hand, i better watch out.
    does beyonce care.
    jayzee cares. blue ivy league says “fuck”.
    all says howard stern where art thou.
    stern says fucku.

    “yes” to fuck.
    “yes” to you.
    sorry, mum,y calling.
    daddy coming.
    sleepwalker is in.
    no illwill but now eat ghee.

    when there is no “g”
    when there is no “he he” just yes to yes. sleepwalkers do. after the crispy time it is all about gsg.

    father has won.

  131. 131
    MayfairMagFan says:

    “Oi! Look at you, you scruffy-looking socialist. Why don’t you just fuck off!”

    “Fuck off yerself you preening two-faced c*nt!”

  132. 132
    The Red Baron says:

    The Red Channel Debates

    Chuka: Look it’s MiliHollande!

  133. 133
    stevey says:

    And once again a female wins the final round of Pointless.

  134. 134
    King Alfred the Great says:

    Oh know it’s not!

  135. 135
    Anonymous says:

    Tonight Chuka, I’m going to be Alvin Stardust.

  136. 136
    Mark Shaw (@F3zzer) says:

    Ed Milliband demonstrates his point

  137. 137
    Eric Blair says:

    Big Brother BBC watches Little Bruvvers pointing the blame

  138. 138
    Enoch Powell says:

    I can’t believe you kicked me out and then elected people like this!

    For crying out loud…..

  139. 139
    blondini says:

    I was married in that church.

  140. 140
    FFS says:

    Just how much hand-luggage can you take on an airbus A380 to Pak!stan?

  141. 141
    North Korea Move says:

    Union backed Dear Leader singles out revisionist paper tiger

  142. 142
    Ziggy says:

    “It’s all your fucking fault!!!”

  143. 143
    Ken Barlow says:

    Is Chuckie saying, “he interfered with me in the gents toilet!”

  144. 144
    Surr Nob Skelpoff says:

    Miliband and OOOma fingering each other

  145. 145
    Dinner for Schmucks says:

    You might have Mind Control but I have Brain Control.

  146. 146
    Umunna in the BBC Garden of Eden says:

    My Lord, make me in the image of Adam of Africa

  147. 147
    Willer says:

    June 2015 Labour HQ meeting.

  148. 148
    East India Company Wallah says:

    FORREST ?

    BUBBA!

  149. 149
    Edlan Millipartridge says:

    Smell my cheese you mother!

  150. 150
    retardEd Miliband says:

    Cotht of living cwithith.

  151. 151
    Benefits Street says:

    Three Labour voters arguing over who left the lights on.

  152. 152
    FFS says:

    We have 1200 year bones! They must be Alfred!

    Or at least it gets us on the telly during public sector budget cuts…..

  153. 153
    nell says:

    I see miliband has again made a complete twit of himself over banking this morning. Mind of course we always expect this with labour – they are completely illiterate about economics and financial stuff.

    And was bullyballs right there beside him showing he fully supported breaking up the banking structure that he and gordon created during the last disastrous labour government – or was he hiding?

  154. 154
    FFS says:

    Why was Winchester City Museum storing animal remains? What the f*ck is going on now?

  155. 155
    Labour are Evil says:

    I just cannot believe what Ed Milliband did this morning. My god these people having created all of these problems still don’t get it.

    We are on the path to total destruction if these muppets will in 2015. They cannot be trusted and are doing as much damage to the country in opposition as they did ni government. This time though is inexcusable because they know all is getting better and they are now attempting to screw that up anyway they can

    LABOUR ARE EVIL, MENDACIOUS AND ROTTEN TO THE CORE

  156. 156
    Chukky Zoolander says:

    He’s doing ‘The Magnum’

  157. 157
    King Alfred the Great says:

    Sorry I couldn’t attend, I was somewhere else.

  158. 158
    Labour are Evil says:

    I just cannot believe what Ed Milliband did this morning. My god these people having created all of these problems still don’t get it.

    We are on the path to total destruction if these muppets will in 2015. They cannot be trusted and are doing as much damage to the country in opposition as they did ni government. This time though is inexcusable because they know all is getting better and they are now attempting to screw that up anyway they can

    LABOUR ARE EVIL, MENDACIOUS AND COMPLETELY ROTTEN TO THE CORE

  159. 159
    The interviewer says:

    “Which one of you is a massive Hunt?”

    Ed and chukkles “HE IS!”

  160. 160
    Anonymous says:

    Ed practices his Eagle sisters death point

  161. 161
    jgm2 says:

    Heaps. They return empty.

  162. 162
    George Osbo says:

    Foxed them both ! HA HA!

  163. 163
    Compo Colin says:

    I was bummed by the vicar.

  164. 164
    jgm2 says:

    Stop sugar-coating it.

  165. 165
    Logan says:

    WAZAAAAAPPP!

  166. 166
    Evil says:

    Do you mind!

  167. 167
    One Word says:

    Turnips.

  168. 168
    Sparticus says:

    I’m Sandy

  169. 169
    Mr Potato Head says:

    Ed: I just fancy pleasuring myself with Lady Palm and her five lovely banks.

  170. 170
    blondini says:

    To be fair, every Wintonian knows that King Alfred’s remains were more than likely buried under Hyde Abbey, so it’s hardly breaking news. Took the MSM about 1100 years to catch up as usual.

  171. 171
    Ah! Monika says:

    Blaming each other for opening Schrödinger’s box.

  172. 172
    FFS says:

    What exactly are they going to do with HSBC and why?

    It is the biggest bank in the world.

    If they can’t sensbily apply their policy to HSBC they haven’t got a policy.

  173. 173
    FFS says:

    What exactly are they going to do with H S B C and why?

    It is the biggest bank in the world.

    If they can’t sensbily apply their policy to H S B C they haven’t got a policy.

  174. 174
    Ah! Monika says:

    See Above.

    No Cat.

  175. 175
    blondini says:

    That’s OK, I couldn’t make Winchester Magistrates Court to hear the decree absolute some years later.

  176. 176
    Mr Potato Head says:

    And now for the two o’cock news.

  177. 177
    JH2303409329-3423 says:

    I can’t think of any other pop song portraying anything English as being positive.

  178. 178
    Morrissey says:

    Bob Geldof is a nauseating character. Band Aid was the most self-righteous platform ever in the history of popular music.

  179. 179
    D$ says:

    Nick Griffin makes a rare appearance on the BBC….

  180. 180
    Mr. H says:

    HSBC Global Asset Management is a major global asset management firm managing assets totalling USD 428.8 billion and we are thinking of making a hostile bid for the UK

  181. 181
    Mr. H S says:

    Mr. H says:
    Your comment is awaiting moderation.
    January 17, 2014 at 1:51 pm
    H S B C Global Asset Management is a major global asset management firm managing assets totalling USD 428.8 billion and we are thinking of making a hostile bid for the UK

    Reply

  182. 182
    FFS says:

    Millbland has been crucified in the comments on the BBC website. Favourite words and phrases are:

    “incompetent”

    “pratt”

    “lost the plot”

    “has no idea”

    “doesn’t understand”

    “silly boy”

    “meaningless”

    “irrelevant”

  183. 183
    blondini says:

    It contains letters in “Hisbullah” and “BBC”.

  184. 184
    Morrissey says:

    Although I don’t have anything against people from other countries, the higher the influx into England the more the British identity disappears. So the price is enormous. If you travel to Germany, it’s still absolutely Germany. If you travel to Sweden, it still has a Swedish identity.

    But travel to England and you have no idea where you are.

  185. 185

    Would refer you to the Apocrypha: BelEnd and the Dragon

  186. 186
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    With Eagle’s recent finger pointing at Nick Clegg and now the same finger pointing from Ed & Chuka, rumour has it that the Labour front bench have been taken over by the bodysnatchers :-)

  187. 187
    yoyo says:

    I recognize that man.
    You have got the same suite as me.
    Yo.

  188. 188
    Jimmy Saville says:

    A finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat

  189. 189
    M­a­q­bo­ul says:

    Thank you for your observation Sherlock, I’m sure the police had not considered this.

  190. 190
    M­a­q­bo­ul says:

    The Grillo sisters.

  191. 191
    Labour's front bench are only good for compost says:

    If I were a Bodysnatcher, the last bodies I’d want to snatch would be Labour’s front bench.

    Unless.. you wanted to turn them into plant food, because the process would be really really simple.

  192. 192
    BBC Weathergirl says:

    It is not a dagger, now please take you penis out of my ear.

  193. 193
    BTW O/T but says:

    Is Chris Patten still alive?

  194. 194
    Dianne Abbot2 says:

    Ha ha ha. I just pissed my massive great pants laughing.

  195. 195
  196. 196
    Bemused says:

    That would be the police that find vital pieces of evidence such as guns hidden in socks and then throw them over a fence because they are in the way, then try and cover up their incompetence by claiming the criminal must have chucked them there?

  197. 197
    M­a­q­bo­ul says:

    He has driven up the price of energy with his ill informed comments on energy, so none of them will invest in British infrastructure until after the election. Now he has driven down the value of state owned assets which we had hoped to sell at a profit and repay the taxpayer.

    The man’s a fool.

    Ed Balls is clearly encouraging him on his downward spiral so that he can step into his shoes. Cometh the hour..

  198. 198
    blondini says:

    Do you know, I thought I could smell shit when I was kneeling down in front of him. I remember mentioning it to my wife to be who was knelt next to me.

  199. 199
    The Pool Hall Guy says:

    I don’t talk to mooks.

  200. 200
    JH2303409329-3423 says:

    I don’t think he would use Sweden as an example any more.

    It is fully locked into the enrichment process these days.

  201. 201
    Desmond Morris says:

    People can be very cruel, calling names and finger pointing. The worst of these types often go into politics. Here are two of examples, who allong with the rest of the Labour front bench make up one of the most concentrated collections of pure bile, spite and corrosive unpeasantness in the land.

  202. 202
    Ferry Lane says:

    The runners up are announced for the First Annual Mark Duggan Memorial Look-Alike Competition

  203. 203
    Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Immigrants, Criminals & other Wasters. says:

    What a total loser, not only is Ed Multimillionaireband ignorant on energy but he has shown himself to be a total novice in economics. If this sad shit is voted in to run the Country then we’d better get our money and assets out now. Socialists are just total idiots.

  204. 204
    nell says:

    As I’ve said before one of God’s great vegetables .Certainly of more value than either militwit or bullyballs.

  205. 205
    Richard III says:

    And they found ME in a car park!

    Really, you ought to treat your Kings a bit better. Even if they DID kill their nephews.

  206. 206
    Sir Alan says:

    I sugar-coated my wife’s tits this morning. Laaaavely!

  207. 207
    Sanctimonious Git says:

    Just remember, you cannot point one finger at another without pointing three at yourself!

  208. 208
    Time 2 CTRL, ALT & DEL says:

    The BBC version of balanced debates

  209. 209
    Michelangelo - Ninja Turtle says:

    If Adam was made literally in the image of God, what does God use his willy for?

  210. 210
    Chukkle Ummuna says:

    I like that one

  211. 211
    widescreen2010 says:

    Expelloramus!!!

  212. 212
    Ed Balls says:

    …will be delivered on time and over budget

  213. 213
    Fly on the wall says:

    .. and despite repeated searches fail to find a body in the attic…

  214. 214
    Tony Blair says:

    Well, I killed a long list of people on my road to fame and fortune. I hope they don’t bury me under a car-park.

  215. 215
    White rabbit says:

    ‘Mummy, mummy, that man touched me !’

  216. 216
    The Last Quango says:

    Who’s going to tell Balls?

  217. 217
    Fly on the wall says:

    … and there was just Adam and Eve; and Cain and Abel.

    So WTF did the rest of us come from?

  218. 218
    Jimmy says:

    Controversy surrounds proposed Sistine Chapel redesign.

  219. 219
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    Malmö being a case in point, now a fully enriched muzzie shit hole lost forever.

  220. 220
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    Indeed, there’s more to this Morrissey guy than he lets on.

  221. 221
    Fly on the wall says:

    “You are not Britain’s Obama”.

    Thank goodness for that; we have enough problems of our own already!

  222. 222
    Fly on the wall says:

    So is Belgium and much of France (where only the middle bit remains recognisably French)

  223. 223
    Ed and Chucky says:

    Who?

  224. 224
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    Controversy surrounds proposed banking redesign surely?

  225. 225
  226. 226
    Fly on the wall says:

    Were there any burned buns around as corroborating evidence?

  227. 227
    Fly on the wall says:

    It shall be as you wish. We have plans to have you vapourised (slowly).

  228. 228
    Mark Carney says:

    I couldn’t possibly comment.

  229. 229
    Harry Potter says:

    Expel your anus!

  230. 230
    The Lizzud Returns says:

    “There is a piece of shit at the end of my finger.”

  231. 231
    Bemused says:

    …and claim that they heard an MP call someone a pleb despite not actually being in the same city.

  232. 232
    Two delicate geraniums from Islington says:

    Oi! You can’t go round dumping all your rubbish on us you know!

  233. 233
    Fly on the wall says:

    Does it matter?

  234. 234
    Fly on the wall says:

    Des, you forgot ‘brain-dead’.

    There, fixed it for you.

  235. 235
    jgm2 says:

    Newspaper headlines tomorrow:

    Ed Miliband Loses 1bn Overnight – IN OPPOSITION.

  236. 236
    jgm2 says:

    Correction:

    Ed Miliband Loses 1bn One Thousand Million Overnight – IN OPPOSITION.

  237. 237
    pigs in space says:

    New remake of Invasion of the Bodysnatchers fails to make Oscar short list.

  238. 238
    Auntie Duggan says:

    We can point better than the Eagle sisters!

  239. 239
    Mark Oaten says:

    Ummmmmm!

  240. 240
    Wake up & vote UKIP says:

    You are a Richard the third

  241. 241
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    The Pointer Sisters :-)

  242. 242
    SFG says:

    You Hunt !

  243. 243
    Marc de Nadiov says:

    It’s National Point at an Idiot Day

  244. 244

    Together.’Don’t you dare waggle your finger at me:’

  245. 245
    King Alfred the Great says:

    I’m under the car park!

  246. 246
    Michelangelo says:

    The Creation of would you adam and eve it

  247. 247
  248. 248
    Lord Bumblesnitch says:

    You little shit! Did you just say I’ve also got the brains of Wallace?

  249. 249
    Suitcase in an empty car park says:

    Chuka: “Go home Ed you’re drunk again!”

  250. 250
    Wun Hung Lo says:

    It’s the asian countries that have it sussed.
    Japan feels as Japanese as it ever has, ditto China, Korea…etc

  251. 251
    Dan Snow, keeping the nepotism real says:

    And so am I

  252. 252
    Dave (no relation) says:

    You’re a socialist!
    No, you’re a socialist!

  253. 253
    Ali from Bradford says:

    Ed “….look officer, over here there is a black man pointing a gun at me..shoot”

  254. 254
    Diddley says:

    Spot the C*nt competition ends in stalemate.

  255. 255
    Harry Potter says:

    Expeliramus!!!!!

  256. 256
    Keith Dovkants says:

    Red Ed & Chuka (in unison): “Look! There’s the evidence that politics is showbiz for ugly bastards . . .”

  257. 257
    Hector's pants says:

    Bring back the brother from over the ocean. At least he was obviously a smarmy, oily git. Ed is just a misguided, thick, cartoon muppet. We have a history of tolerating types and voting for mummy’s boys like that, in error.
    At least with Milli major, he can’t disguise the damage he wants to do (and has done already). Remember him on the Lisbon treaty “its not a new charter, its a few spelling corrections. No vote needed”
    Snivelling s*it.

  258. 258
  259. 259
    Robbie says:

    It was that idiot’s idea!

  260. 260
    Scottish Chav says:

    the beginning credits for the south bank show have got a bit surreal!

  261. 261
    emily nomates says:

    “SELL SELL SELL!!”

  262. 262
    Jim Halpert says:

    Shadow cabinet members practise synchronized quenelle (and fail, naturellement).

  263. 263
    Sqeezing Pimples says:

    My £2500 watch is better than yours, look.

  264. 264
    Haribo Halfwit says:

    And don’t forget that selling off the Foreign and Commonwealth Office library wasn’t a biggie. Just a load of old books – neither priceless nor of vital national interest. No, no, no, no, no…

  265. 265
    Study the Lyrics says:

    Irish blood, English heart, this I’m made of
    There is no-one on earth I’m afraid of
    And no regime can buy or sell me

    I’ve been dreaming of a time when
    To be English is not to be baneful
    To be standing by the flag not feeling
    Shameful, racist or partial

    Irish blood, English heart, this I’m made of
    There is no-one on earth I’m afraid of
    And I will die with both my hands untied

    I’ve been dreaming of a time when
    The English are sick to death of Labour
    And Tories, and spit upon the name of Oliver Cromwell
    And denounce this royal line that still salute him
    And will salute him forever

  266. 266
    Fiddlestiques says:

    “Brother from another mother”

  267. 267
    Anonymous says:

    At Christmas time,
    There’s no need to be afraid,
    I’m offshore now,
    And no tax is being paid,

    Bob Greedoff & Bonosharing 2014

  268. 268
    Thatcher's Iron Stiletto says:

    Court protection procedures at the Dave Lee Travis trial fail as the screen showing secret witness testimony is pointed the wrong way.

  269. 269
    Chukka says:

    Don’t look at me. I’m not sum cracker trash.

  270. 270
    YMMV says:

    “The secret handshake of the South Bank Show Appreciation Society demonstrated on live TV”

    OR

    simultaneously ” I loved you in Threadneedle St!”

    OR

    “Accusations breakout between the leading contenders for the “Wallace Lookalike Competition 2014″

    YMMV (Your Milliband May Vary)

  271. 271
    geordieboy says:

    Ed has his Lord Kitchener moment and after causing millions of lives in the great war he ended up at the bottom of the North Atlantic. Bye bye Ed.

  272. 272
    Anonymous says:

    Me too. Ta.


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