January 17th, 2014

Friday Caption Contest (Weird Dudes Edition)


272 Comments

  1. 1
    bubbles says:

    ali baba and ali g

    • 67
      Dr Julian Lewis says:

      Chuka debates who is the least trusted member of the Labour Party

      • 91
        Throg says:

        Your country doesn’t need YOU!

        • 115
          Doggie Fashion says:

          EM phone hommme,
          CU phone hommme,.

          • The Red Baron says:

            The Red Channel Debates

            Chuka: Look it’s MiliHollande!

          • Eric Blair says:

            Big Brother BBC watches Little Bruvvers pointing the blame

          • North Korea Move says:

            Union backed Dear Leader singles out revisionist paper tiger

          • Mr Potato Head says:

            Ed: I just fancy pleasuring myself with Lady Palm and her five lovely banks.

          • Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Immigrants, Criminals & other Wasters. says:

            What a total loser, not only is Ed Multimillionaireband ignorant on energy but he has shown himself to be a total novice in economics. If this sad shit is voted in to run the Country then we’d better get our money and assets out now. Socialists are just total idiots.

      • 103
        skint says:

        time for absolute power.
        ba
        nk
        swing both ways?
        baji is on the beach.
        storms and monsters behind.
        does clint eastwood ever look behind.
        follow the man called ji ja ji.

        • 130
          yes says:

          lynx is the best operating system ever.
          now trash i.
          when the wig is on and the splash is on the hand, i better watch out.
          does beyonce care.
          jayzee cares. blue ivy league says “fuck”.
          all says howard stern where art thou.
          stern says fucku.

          “yes” to fuck.
          “yes” to you.
          sorry, mum,y calling.
          daddy coming.
          sleepwalker is in.
          no illwill but now eat ghee.

          when there is no “g”
          when there is no “he he” just yes to yes. sleepwalkers do. after the crispy time it is all about gsg.

          father has won.

      • 165
        Logan says:

        WAZAAAAAPPP!

    • 254
      Diddley says:

      Spot the C*nt competition ends in stalemate.

  2. 2
    Bill Quango MP/4 says:

    Simultaneously they yelled “Pull my finger!”

  3. 3
    Rastus Q. McHunter says:

    Both: “What the fuck are you doing there?”

  4. 4
    Well, it is still panto season says:

    HE’S BEHIND YOU!

  5. 5
    The Internet says:

    Cyber dogging goes prime time

  6. 6
    Anonymous says:

    No it was his idea

  7. 7
    the ge no me project says says:

    remove the wig.

  8. 8
    Bill Quango MP/4 says:

    Replacement Dimbleby Question Time auditions begin.

    ” Ok ..now would you please do “Woman at the back with bad hair and saggy face” ‘

  9. 9
    Ed Breaks says:

    Is it balls, banks, booms, busts

    something-man about to take flight. There’s two of them.

  10. 10
    Bill Quango MP/4 says:

    Someone forgot to bring the cracker

  11. 11
    jgm2 says:

    Ned and Chukka pointing to the complete list of Labour policies.

  12. 12
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Avaunt! and quit my sight! let the earth hide thee!
    Thy bones are marrowless, thy blood is cold;
    Thou hast no speculation in those eyes
    Which thou dost glare with!

  13. 13
    M Angelo says:

    Ed does God! Sistine Chapel moment climaxes Wealth Creation speech…

  14. 14
    Anonymous says:

    ‘I would like to give full credit to the architect of this policy’

  15. 15
    Bill Quango MP/4 says:

    “..And can you see the person who broke the economy anywhere in this courtroom?”

  16. 16
    Anonymous says:

    This mirror’s broken

  17. 17
    it's all crackers says:

    do the ears connect?

  18. 19
    Bill Quango MP/4 says:

    Answer to question “Who ate all the pies” remains unresolved.

  19. 20
    Ed and the Beeboid says:

    Fucking Immigrant.

  20. 21
    Wake up & vote UKIP says:

    Common purpose needs YOU!

  21. 22
    Newsfox says:

    Who Will Be Next Labour PM Question Causes Confusion

  22. 23
    jgm2 says:

    Ned and Chukka doing their Angela Eagle impressions.

  23. 24
    Tommy Twp says:

    It’s your fault… no, it’s your fault!!

  24. 25
    helpful suggestion says:

    Baldy just farted.

  25. 26
    THE BIGGEST EMBARRASSMENT TO BRITISH POLITICS SINCE MICHAEL FOOT says:

    I Thaved the banking sythtem you know

  26. 27
    Frank says:

    You’re a twat, no, you’re a twat.

  27. 27
    BBC 24 Hr rolling bollocks says:

    *Sigh* Yet again we have to make Labours case for them as they are too useless to do it themselves.

  28. 29
    jgm2 says:

    Are they re-enacting a scene from ‘Gravity’?

    • 35
      Bill Quango MP/4 says:

      I think its from A-Ha

      Touch me..
      The sun always shines on TV

    • 60
      kmc says:

      It’s a scene from John Carpenter’s Prince of Darkness (1987), where the demon reaches into a mirror in attempt to pull Satan into the world.

      (jgm2: Welcome back, by the way – it’s great to see you again!)

  29. 30
    Bill Quango MP/4 says:

    And to avoid the question of where exactly IS the big new economic policy announcement , the Labour men burst into song..

    We’ll get some purple French taillights and thirty inch fins, oh yeah
    A Palomino dashboard and duel muffler twins, oh yeah
    With new pistons, plugs and shocks I can get off my rocks
    You know that I ain’t bragging, she’s a real pussy wagon
    Grease lightning
    (Go, go, go)

  30. 32
    Raving Loon says:

    Is Ed Milliband an alien?

  31. 33
    Coke it's the real thing says:

    WHATSUPPPPPPPPP

  32. 34
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Break Up BBC News Channel.

    Thought Christmas had arrived early.

  33. 36
    Labour Hypocrisy says:

    Both: “It’s all his fault!”

  34. 38
    Chukka Umunna says:

    Look if we do this, do you not immediately think of the Creation of Adam by Michelangelo?

  35. 39
    mrs Doyle says:

    “You’re Shit ..Aaaahhhhhh!”

  36. 40
    Percy Thrower says:

    Surrender your vessel or face destruction, Captain Picard! (translated from the original Klingon)

  37. 41
    genghiz the kahn says:

    In preparation for 2015′s huge electoral defeat, Labour fight like ferrets in a sack.

  38. 42
    You da man says:

    You da man,

    No, you da man!

    No, YOU da man!

    No, you da MAN

    …..

  39. 43
    LabourNutter says:

    E.T. Phone Home

  40. 44
    Jeremy Kyle says:

    How political inbreeding creates political runts?

  41. 45
    Arthur says:

    Since Jack Dromedary has turned who’ll be the ideal person to take his place in Harriet’s bed.

  42. 46
    Ed Miliband (Family Guy) says:

    Evil Monkey

  43. 48
    Nick Park says:

    JK Rowling wouldn’t let me use wands

  44. 49
    Duckam Weave says:

    It’s his fault

  45. 50
    Eddy Potter says:

    Riddikulus!

  46. 51
    jgm2 says:

    Do you remember those baddies from Krypton in the Superman film that had been trapped in a kind of spinning TV and launched into space and were released by an atomic explosion in space?

    That’s Ned that is.

    Don’t anybody nuke Brighton right now.

  47. 54
    What they didn't say says:

    Fuck you n1gger

    Fuck you J3w

  48. 56
    Stinking Bishop says:

    The wands in the fight scene between Wallace and the Evil Banker were made of cheese

  49. 57
    THE BIGGEST EMBARRASSMENT TO BRITISH POLITICS SINCE MICHAEL FOOT says:

    Just looking at sky news It’s heart warming to see the thousands of people who have turned up to search for the missing child in the Labour benefit stronghold of
    Jockland
    It’s helpfull that so many people have so much time on their hands to be able to turn up and stand in a field to pose for the camerast
    IMHO
    This three year old child did not manage to dress himself and then manage to get himself out of that building
    the answer to this lies with the mother

  50. 58
    bergen says:

    Ed’s decided to do a Lord Kitchener impersonation to mark the Great War centenary.

  51. 61
    Duelling Wonks says:

    Get off your Pedestal Ed.

    No. You get off your ass Umunna.

  52. 64
    Philip Michael Hunt says:

    Ed: Dude, that stuff you gave me rocks!
    Chuka: Any time bro.

  53. 65
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Is this a dagger which I see before me,
    The handle toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee.
    I have thee not, and yet I see thee still.
    Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible
    To feeling as to sight? or art thou but
    A dagger of the mind, a false creation,
    Proceeding from the heat-oppressed brain?

  54. 66
    Anonymous says:

    Q : interviewer “where’s Ed Balls?” A : both “he went that way!”

  55. 68
    Saturday Night Fever says:

    ¸¸.•*¨*• Youre the one that I want ah ah ah, you’re the one that I want ¸¸.•*¨*•

    Although not sure which one is Danny Zuko and which one is Sandy – although I can probably guess ;)

  56. 69
    The British media are cunts says:

    No doubt the BBC will think Red Ed is the new JFK, can you imagine Red Ed saying “we choose to go to the Moon” and be taken seriously?

    The laugh is Cameron can’t beat him.

  57. 70
    John Travolta says:

    ¸¸.•*¨*• Youre the one that I want ah ah ah, you’re the one that I want ¸¸.•*¨*•

    Although not sure which one is Dänny Zuko and which one is Sandy – although I can probably guess ;)

  58. 71
    jgm2 says:

    Fuck you, San Diego.

  59. 73

    Could have been The Creation of Adam by Michelangelo on the Sistine Chapel ceiling but, alas, Afriyie was not invited to the studio.

  60. 74
    Rickytshirt says:

    The BBC and The Labour Party try to ascertain which of them is the most corrupt and incompetent.

  61. 75
    CharlieTheChump says:

    To me, to you

    ChuckleSocialism

  62. 76
    Shares Can Go Down As Well As Down says:

    The BBC mouthpiece: One of you is on here pretending to be the ‘impartial balance’. Which one is it?

  63. 77
    Raging Bullshit says:

    You talking to me,YOU TALKING TO ME

  64. 78
    Shares Can Go Down As Well As Down says:

    Which one of you have been insider trading?

  65. 79
    Rab Everyone says:

    Your my bestest friend Jimmy, anither we wan for the road.

  66. 81
    civil engineering plant says:

    E.D phone home.

  67. 83
    Steve Miliband says:

    If the bankers the bonuses the bankers the bonuses it’s disgusting, and if the tories are serious about it then they’d tax the bankers the bonuses to 90%

  68. 84
    civil engineering plant says:

    Don’t look black in anger.

  69. 85
    Pulp Friction says:

    Royale with Cheese .. ha What do they call it when you tell a whopper?

  70. 87
    Steve Miliband says:

    He who smelt it dealt it

  71. 89
    Steve Miliband says:

    The Pointer Sisters

  72. 91
    BBC take impartiality to the extreme says:

    Labour Leader handbags his bag carrier.

  73. 94
    Broadcaster announcement says:

    BBC News now in 3D.

  74. 95
    Joe says:

    So guys, who’s got the biggest race card?

  75. 96
    BBC 24 Hr rolling bollocks says:

    Don’t start getting all Angela Eagle on me motherfucker

  76. 98
    Rickytshirt says:

    BBC News: Spot the Wanker Edition

  77. 99
    BBC 24 Hr rolling bollocks says:

    Curious,both our fingers smell of Stephanie Flanders.

  78. 100
    civil engineering plant says:

    A finger of fudge.

  79. 101
    The BBC are cunts says:

    We’ve brought back the Black & White Mingers show.

  80. 102
    Wiki Wars says:

    Ed. “You are NOT Britain’s Obama.”

    Chuka. “But you are the new Michael Foot”

    • 221
      Fly on the wall says:

      “You are not Britain’s Obama”.

      Thank goodness for that; we have enough problems of our own already!

  81. 104
    (Rarely) Dangerous Brian says:

    180

  82. 105
    Socialist signs record deal, i.e. to make lots of money says:

    Singer Morrissey has signed a deal to release two new albums, five years since his most recent record.

    • 109
      I liked Shoplifters of the World but all the rest he did was shite says:

      I’m not sure it’ll be ‘lots’ of money. My bet will be the first album will bomb and the second album will be dropped.

    • 112
      JH2303409329-3423 says:

      Morrissey has also lamented the fact that entire areas of Britain have basically been ethnically cleansed, and you can’t hear English spoken.

      He basically says whatever the fuck he wants, and doesn’t give a shit if he upsets the sopping wet-left-liberal metropolitan agenda.

      Not all bad.

    • 128
      Fuck the LibLabCon says:

      What about this one?

      • 177
        JH2303409329-3423 says:

        I can’t think of any other pop song portraying anything English as being positive.

      • 265
        Study the Lyrics says:

        Irish blood, English heart, this I’m made of
        There is no-one on earth I’m afraid of
        And no regime can buy or sell me

        I’ve been dreaming of a time when
        To be English is not to be baneful
        To be standing by the flag not feeling
        Shameful, racist or partial

        Irish blood, English heart, this I’m made of
        There is no-one on earth I’m afraid of
        And I will die with both my hands untied

        I’ve been dreaming of a time when
        The English are sick to death of Labour
        And Tories, and spit upon the name of Oliver Cromwell
        And denounce this royal line that still salute him
        And will salute him forever

    • 178
      Morrissey says:

      Bob Geldof is a nauseating character. Band Aid was the most self-righteous platform ever in the history of popular music.

      • 267
        Anonymous says:

        At Christmas time,
        There’s no need to be afraid,
        I’m offshore now,
        And no tax is being paid,

        Bob Greedoff & Bonosharing 2014

    • 184
      Morrissey says:

      Although I don’t have anything against people from other countries, the higher the influx into England the more the British identity disappears. So the price is enormous. If you travel to Germany, it’s still absolutely Germany. If you travel to Sweden, it still has a Swedish identity.

      But travel to England and you have no idea where you are.

      • 200
        JH2303409329-3423 says:

        I don’t think he would use Sweden as an example any more.

        It is fully locked into the enrichment process these days.

        • 219
          Fuck the LibLabCon says:

          Malmö being a case in point, now a fully enriched muzzie shit hole lost forever.

        • 222
          Fly on the wall says:

          So is Belgium and much of France (where only the middle bit remains recognisably French)

      • 250
        Wun Hung Lo says:

        It’s the asian countries that have it sussed.
        Japan feels as Japanese as it ever has, ditto China, Korea…etc

  83. 108
    They're all... says:

  84. 110
    davo says:

    The translator doing the sign language in the bottom right of the screen suddenly realises that she is not required for this particular interview and slowly backs out of shot…

  85. 111
    Ken Lorp says:

    You’re fired!

  86. 113
    Harry Potter says:

    Ed Milliband

    “EXPELLIANUS!!”

  87. 116
    The jocks wan't to walk away Scott free after Darion two says:

    What sort of salute is that

  88. 117
    Sir William Wayde says:

    “That’ll learn ‘em, charging me for going £5 overdrawn!”

  89. 118
    blondini says:

    Chuka: “Oy, the Doris to the rear left of Ed! I’m squishing your head, I am. LOL”.

  90. 119
    Mao's Favorite Banker says:

    Let a thousand Flowers bloom.

  91. 121
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    Who’ll be the Labour leader in 2016?

  92. 122
    George Smith says:

    Universal Credit will be delivered on time and on budget.

  93. 123
    The Sistine Chapel Ceiling says:

    Which is God and which is Adam and who’s giving life to whom?

  94. 124
    keith Vag says:

    2 girls 1 cup

  95. 125
    Emperor Milibandatine says:

    And now, Skywalker…….you will die!

  96. 126
    Breaking news says:

    A fragment of bone unearthed in 1999 could be the remains of King Alfred the Great, it has been revealed. Experts testing bones exhumed from an unmarked grave St Bartholomew’s Church in Winchester said they were not those of the monarch. But a fragment found at a previous dig at Hyde Abbey dated to the late 800s or early 900s – the era the king died. The piece of pelvis bone was among animal remains that had been stored at Winchester’s City Museum.

  97. 127
    Mirror watch says:

    Mirror gets it wrong.

  98. 129
    You look different with your clothes on says:

    It’s you, it’s you. I’ve seen you on Jack Dromey’s phone.

  99. 131
    MayfairMagFan says:

    “Oi! Look at you, you scruffy-looking socialist. Why don’t you just fuck off!”

    “Fuck off yerself you preening two-faced c*nt!”

  100. 133
    stevey says:

    And once again a female wins the final round of Pointless.

  101. 135
    Anonymous says:

    Tonight Chuka, I’m going to be Alvin Stardust.

  102. 136
    Mark Shaw (@F3zzer) says:

    Ed Milliband demonstrates his point

  103. 142
    Ziggy says:

    “It’s all your fucking fault!!!”

  104. 143
    Ken Barlow says:

    Is Chuckie saying, “he interfered with me in the gents toilet!”

  105. 144
    Surr Nob Skelpoff says:

    Miliband and OOOma fingering each other

  106. 145
    Dinner for Schmucks says:

    You might have Mind Control but I have Brain Control.

  107. 146
    Umunna in the BBC Garden of Eden says:

    My Lord, make me in the image of Adam of Africa

  108. 147
    Willer says:

    June 2015 Labour HQ meeting.

  109. 149
    Edlan Millipartridge says:

    Smell my cheese you mother!

  110. 151
    Benefits Street says:

    Three Labour voters arguing over who left the lights on.

  111. 153
    nell says:

    I see miliband has again made a complete twit of himself over banking this morning. Mind of course we always expect this with labour – they are completely illiterate about economics and financial stuff.

    And was bullyballs right there beside him showing he fully supported breaking up the banking structure that he and gordon created during the last disastrous labour government – or was he hiding?

    • 167
      One Word says:

      Turnips.

      • 204
        nell says:

        As I’ve said before one of God’s great vegetables .Certainly of more value than either militwit or bullyballs.

    • 197
      M­a­q­bo­ul says:

      He has driven up the price of energy with his ill informed comments on energy, so none of them will invest in British infrastructure until after the election. Now he has driven down the value of state owned assets which we had hoped to sell at a profit and repay the taxpayer.

      The man’s a fool.

      Ed Balls is clearly encouraging him on his downward spiral so that he can step into his shoes. Cometh the hour..

  112. 155
    Labour are Evil says:

    I just cannot believe what Ed Milliband did this morning. My god these people having created all of these problems still don’t get it.

    We are on the path to total destruction if these muppets will in 2015. They cannot be trusted and are doing as much damage to the country in opposition as they did ni government. This time though is inexcusable because they know all is getting better and they are now attempting to screw that up anyway they can

    LABOUR ARE EVIL, MENDACIOUS AND ROTTEN TO THE CORE

  113. 156
    Chukky Zoolander says:

    He’s doing ‘The Magnum’

  114. 158
    Labour are Evil says:

    I just cannot believe what Ed Milliband did this morning. My god these people having created all of these problems still don’t get it.

    We are on the path to total destruction if these muppets will in 2015. They cannot be trusted and are doing as much damage to the country in opposition as they did ni government. This time though is inexcusable because they know all is getting better and they are now attempting to screw that up anyway they can

    LABOUR ARE EVIL, MENDACIOUS AND COMPLETELY ROTTEN TO THE CORE

  115. 159
    The interviewer says:

    “Which one of you is a massive Hunt?”

    Ed and chukkles “HE IS!”

  116. 160
    Anonymous says:

    Ed practices his Eagle sisters death point

  117. 162
    George Osbo says:

    Foxed them both ! HA HA!

  118. 171
    Ah! Monika says:

    Blaming each other for opening Schrödinger’s box.

  119. 172
    FFS says:

    What exactly are they going to do with HSBC and why?

    It is the biggest bank in the world.

    If they can’t sensbily apply their policy to HSBC they haven’t got a policy.

  120. 173
    FFS says:

    What exactly are they going to do with H S B C and why?

    It is the biggest bank in the world.

    If they can’t sensbily apply their policy to H S B C they haven’t got a policy.

    • 180
      Mr. H says:

      HSBC Global Asset Management is a major global asset management firm managing assets totalling USD 428.8 billion and we are thinking of making a hostile bid for the UK

    • 183
      blondini says:

      It contains letters in “Hisbullah” and “BBC”.

  121. 176
    Mr Potato Head says:

    And now for the two o’cock news.

    • 182
      FFS says:

      Millbland has been crucified in the comments on the BBC website. Favourite words and phrases are:

      “incompetent”

      “pratt”

      “lost the plot”

      “has no idea”

      “doesn’t understand”

      “silly boy”

      “meaningless”

      “irrelevant”

  122. 179
    D$ says:

    Nick Griffin makes a rare appearance on the BBC….

  123. 181
    Mr. H S says:

    Mr. H says:
    Your comment is awaiting moderation.
    January 17, 2014 at 1:51 pm
    H S B C Global Asset Management is a major global asset management firm managing assets totalling USD 428.8 billion and we are thinking of making a hostile bid for the UK

    Reply

  124. 186
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    With Eagle’s recent finger pointing at Nick Clegg and now the same finger pointing from Ed & Chuka, rumour has it that the Labour front bench have been taken over by the bodysnatchers :-)

    • 191
      Labour's front bench are only good for compost says:

      If I were a Bodysnatcher, the last bodies I’d want to snatch would be Labour’s front bench.

      Unless.. you wanted to turn them into plant food, because the process would be really really simple.

      • 232
        Two delicate geraniums from Islington says:

        Oi! You can’t go round dumping all your rubbish on us you know!

  125. 193
    BTW O/T but says:

    Is Chris Patten still alive?

  126. 201
    Desmond Morris says:

    People can be very cruel, calling names and finger pointing. The worst of these types often go into politics. Here are two of examples, who allong with the rest of the Labour front bench make up one of the most concentrated collections of pure bile, spite and corrosive unpeasantness in the land.

  127. 202
    Ferry Lane says:

    The runners up are announced for the First Annual Mark Duggan Memorial Look-Alike Competition

  128. 207
    Sanctimonious Git says:

    Just remember, you cannot point one finger at another without pointing three at yourself!

  129. 208
    Time 2 CTRL, ALT & DEL says:

    The BBC version of balanced debates

  130. 211
    widescreen2010 says:

    Expelloramus!!!

  131. 215
    White rabbit says:

    ‘Mummy, mummy, that man touched me !’

  132. 216
    The Last Quango says:

    Who’s going to tell Balls?

  133. 218
    Jimmy says:

    Controversy surrounds proposed Sistine Chapel redesign.

  134. 230
    The Lizzud Returns says:

    “There is a piece of shit at the end of my finger.”

  135. 235
    jgm2 says:

    Newspaper headlines tomorrow:

    Ed Miliband Loses 1bn Overnight – IN OPPOSITION.

  136. 237
    pigs in space says:

    New remake of Invasion of the Bodysnatchers fails to make Oscar short list.

  137. 238
    Auntie Duggan says:

    We can point better than the Eagle sisters!

  138. 242
    SFG says:

    You Hunt !

  139. 243
    Marc de Nadiov says:

    It’s National Point at an Idiot Day

  140. 244

    Together.’Don’t you dare waggle your finger at me:’

  141. 246
    Michelangelo says:

    The Creation of would you adam and eve it

  142. 248
    Lord Bumblesnitch says:

    You little shit! Did you just say I’ve also got the brains of Wallace?

  143. 249
    Suitcase in an empty car park says:

    Chuka: “Go home Ed you’re drunk again!”

  144. 252
    Dave (no relation) says:

    You’re a socialist!
    No, you’re a socialist!

  145. 253
    Ali from Bradford says:

    Ed “….look officer, over here there is a black man pointing a gun at me..shoot”

  146. 256
    Keith Dovkants says:

    Red Ed & Chuka (in unison): “Look! There’s the evidence that politics is showbiz for ugly bastards . . .”

  147. 257
    Hector's pants says:

    Bring back the brother from over the ocean. At least he was obviously a smarmy, oily git. Ed is just a misguided, thick, cartoon muppet. We have a history of tolerating types and voting for mummy’s boys like that, in error.
    At least with Milli major, he can’t disguise the damage he wants to do (and has done already). Remember him on the Lisbon treaty “its not a new charter, its a few spelling corrections. No vote needed”
    Snivelling s*it.

    • 264
      Haribo Halfwit says:

      And don’t forget that selling off the Foreign and Commonwealth Office library wasn’t a biggie. Just a load of old books – neither priceless nor of vital national interest. No, no, no, no, no…

  148. 258
  149. 259
    Robbie says:

    It was that idiot’s idea!

  150. 260
    Scottish Chav says:

    the beginning credits for the south bank show have got a bit surreal!

  151. 261
    emily nomates says:

    “SELL SELL SELL!!”

  152. 262
    Jim Halpert says:

    Shadow cabinet members practise synchronized quenelle (and fail, naturellement).

  153. 263
    Sqeezing Pimples says:

    My £2500 watch is better than yours, look.

  154. 266
    Fiddlestiques says:

    “Brother from another mother”

  155. 268
    Thatcher's Iron Stiletto says:

    Court protection procedures at the Dave Lee Travis trial fail as the screen showing secret witness testimony is pointed the wrong way.

  156. 270
    YMMV says:

    “The secret handshake of the South Bank Show Appreciation Society demonstrated on live TV”

    OR

    simultaneously ” I loved you in Threadneedle St!”

    OR

    “Accusations breakout between the leading contenders for the “Wallace Lookalike Competition 2014″

    YMMV (Your Milliband May Vary)

  157. 271
    geordieboy says:

    Ed has his Lord Kitchener moment and after causing millions of lives in the great war he ended up at the bottom of the North Atlantic. Bye bye Ed.


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Kevin Maguire on the less than electrifying Ed Miliband…

“I bet if you went into a pub tonight and started a conversation about ­politics you’d hear strong opinions. David Cameron would be out of touch and Nick Clegg despised while Nigel Farage would divide people sharply. Miliband? In a lot of boozers he’d be the fourth most interesting man in British politics.”



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