January 16th, 2014

WATCH: Israeli Settler’s Racy Miley Cyrus Wrecking Ball Video

“In August 2005, the State of Israel forcefully evacuated 9,000 Jews from the Gush Katif “Harvest Belt” of Gaza and from northern Samaria. Orange was the color of the protest. While billed as an act of peace, the operation has caused untold devastation to both Jews and Arabs alike. Ultimately, it was a strategic retreat, an act of appeasement of Palestinian terror and an act of aggression against innocent Jews. The story of the Jewish victims of this tragedy has gone largely untold, until now…”

Guido has always been a firm supporter of Zionist-feminism…

Hat-tip: Trending Central.


  1. 1
    Jonny says:

    jesus wept…


    • 9
      Psyche the Dog says:

      “Guido has always been a strong supporter of Zio-feminism…” does her upstairs know, she will be exerting a little Irish feminism tonight


    • 102
      Useless Ed Miliband says:

      Oh dear, what am I to do? The lead is falling, the Tories are nearly neck-and-neck now. It’s only going one way over the next 16 months…

      I know, I’ll bleat on about bashing bankers for a bit and see if that gives me another temporary reprieve.


    • 133
      Diddley says:

      That’s fucking dreadful. And the original was bad enough….


    • 139
      Ohthisbloodypc says:

      Don’t laugh

      It’s only a matter of time before one of our MPs makes a parody pop video in order to ‘connect with the voters’

      We’ve had MPs on Celebrity Big Brother, I’ma Celebrity and a Prime Minister taking selfies.

      The only question is who? And when?

      George Galloway has got form. Then again, he’s more likely to make a martyrdom video.

      Michael Fabricant? A distinct possibility. He’s already been on Have I Got News for You, which is like a gateway drug to more dangerous media addictions.

      Nick Clegg? He’s a distinct possibility. He’l hop into bed with anyone


    • 142

      Pity she can’t fecking sing!


  2. 2
    England World Champions says:

    Whats our chances to become world Champions?


  3. 3
    The sun actually exists and does a might fine job in my opinion says:

    Reject judaislamichristian middle eastern bollocks and embrace our old sun worship religion.


  4. 4
    Guido's Shady Handlers says:

    Good boy Guido. The negatives are safely locked away until we need you again. The cops are after Rolf and DLT, no one suspects a thing about you.


  5. 5
    Miliband due to emigrate says:

    Miliband, if true to family form, are due to emigrate.
    Poland -> Russia
    Poland -> Belgium -> UK (default)
    UK -> USA

    and Ed to where?


    • 7
      The only c*nt who would have him says:

      Back to Belgium with a job in Brussels


    • 91
      Kick the foreign city of London out of England says:

      I don’t think the Poles will welcome him back. His grandfather was a commie traitor who tried to overthrow the government.


    • 121
      Blowing Whistles says:

      Ed to hell and with the rest of the marxist J’wish dupes deceivers and liars.


  6. 6
    But these people are completely worthless, right? says:

    Nowt wrong with the r*pe and murder of babies, children and women.


    • 31
      Blowing Whistles says:

      Don’t be daft!

      There’s no business like Shoah business!


    • 63
      I hate socialists. says:

      Absolute propaganda.


      • 75
        Selective memory says:

        So nobody died?


      • 78
        I should coke-oh says:

        Right enough. It was Christian militia bent on revenge for their communities being subject to previous massacres by their Islamic brothers.


        • 87
          Selective memory says:

          Lovely. So that justifies hacking babies, r*ping women, disembowelling pregnant women and burning children alive, all aided by the ID* who lit flares to help the militias and blocked anyone from escaping the camps.


          • The JCR says:

            It has been going on so long that we forget the real horror of it. I’ve only ever seen something like this once in the former Yugoslav in the 1990s. Human desire for revenge and the belief that a cause is right is terrifying and depressing. It needs real leadership to be able to break the chain of violence and a willingness to compromise. Both are sadly lacking still.


  7. 8
    Anonymous says:


    Enjoyed this , credit for to those making this fantastic spoof


  8. 9
    4 Skin Divers says:

    Why the big nose?


  9. 12
    civil engineering plant says:

    Godlessness is so much more simple.


  10. 13
    Dr Flaps (Mingeologist) says:

    If Margaret Hodge’s fanny is anything to go by J*ws are certainly not tight.


  11. 19
    Bermondsey boy says:

    After living in Europe and being persecuted for many centuries you can’t blame the j*ews for not wanting to play second fiddle to a bunch of donkey wallopers.


    • 36
      ukip.i.am.not says:

      Indeed, but they were given a country and then stole land around it.


      • 43
        Haifa banana says:

        … but if the thick Arabs had stayed outside the original borders, there would have been no need to ‘steal’ any more land. History not your strong subject is it?


        • 109
          Non taxable pikey says:

          Most of it was purchased from absentee Ottoman landlords.


          • Oswald Mosely Jnr. says:

            Only about 6.1% of Mandate Palestine was purchased by the J-agency, ref. Survey of Palestine (Vol II, p566) as of 1946. There were no sales between 1946 and 1948. The 1947 Partition plan allocated 56% to a J-State, expanded to 61% before Independence. At the 1948 armistice Israel controlled 70% of the territory (including the Negev). There is little privately owned land in Israel proper–only about 8% of which half is owned by Israeli Arabs. The contentious point is the so called “abandoned” or sequestrated land that has been claimed by the State.


          • h76 says:

            They are even evicting people by claiming their land is now a shooting range.


  12. 21
    john mackie says:

    Guido must love the taste of circumcised zioc0ck after it’s been stuck up hisar$e.


  13. 22
    Ian Smith says:

    Universal Credit will be delivered on time and on budget.


  14. 25
    NE Frontiersman says:

    Just for curiosity, how long had that community occupied what sounds like the nicest bit of land in Gaza? Was anyone evicted to make room for them, perhaps?

    And is it true that a high percentage of voters in Israeli elections are permanently resident in other countries, mostly the USA?


    • 32
      Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

      No different to British expats voting in our elections.

      Anyway, the sooner the world is rid of religion the better.

      Atheism for the win :-)


      • 107
        Jack Ketch says:

        Blair took away my expat vote. So I came back for revenge, but he had gone off to receive his payoffs.


    • 47
      Haifa banana says:

      They moved them out so the Arabs could have the place – and the first thing they did was to trash every bloody thing they could find, especially the market gardens and greenhouses. There’s gratitude, boyo.


  15. 28
    ukip.i.am.not says:

    Never let it be forgotten that Clegg has been the enabler of this vicious new world of rule by shameless Bullingdon boys and cruel bastards. I won’t ever forget that and my blood boils just writing this.


  16. 30
    ukip.i.am.not says:

    Liberal Democrats find that Rennard has done nothing wrong.
    Nick Clegg urges him to apologise

    Liberal Democrats to change their web address to “confused.com”


  17. 33
    Technomist says:

    Talking to its inhabitants you would think that the middle east is the most honest, law-abiding, peaceful place on earth.

    No-one ever lies. No-one ever starts anything.


  18. 34

    Orit Arfa also has a brain.


  19. 42
    Elsie Beattie (aged 84 and now in a nursing home) says:

    It was disgraceful to hear Cameron in Parliament yesterday defending the obscenely overpaid on the twisted premise that if they kept their wages bill from escalating they could lob out as much as they like to themselves. They can, of course, only do that by squeezing the benefits (albeit the squeeze would be spread thinly) of their more junior staff. This is evil in spirit and detail.

    Let us not forget too the greedy pawns from the middle classes who over-extended their borrowing at the invitation of those bankers and whose eyes were bigger than their belly and who could not meet their liabilities. We all know them. Chelsea tractors are often their badge of honour.


    • 54
      Call a cunt a cunt says:

      Cameron is a fat, lying slug.


    • 88
      albacore says:

      Anyone can borrow, like Gordon and Dave
      Even a dildo, let alone a real knave
      It’s only, though, our Parliamentary slime
      Who think they can fake it when it’s payback time


  20. 45
    Quiet Bat Person says:

    “Who’s to blame for the crisis, bankers or benefit claimants?”

    It must be benefit claimants.

    After all, in 2012, of the £694.3bn spend in the budget, £5.6bn went on unemployment benefit.

    That’s at share of 0.8%

    Only around £300bn has been wasted so far propping up the failed banking sector, so that can’t possibly be the problem


    • 67
      Cynic says:

      Crisis? What crisis is that in soaraway Britain? We’ve got growth dontcha’ know? Retail sales booming; house prices booming. C’mon, who needs a manufacturing base, and exports?

      Of course Wonga’s profits will be soaring (something we’ll probably never discover); and thousands are having to borrow from Granny to afford a 1-bedroom flat.

      But, hey! Let’s enjoy it while we can. Until the £1.4trillion debt collector arrives, that is


    • 92
      Casual Observer 5 says:

      Thanks to the wonderful economic reforms put through by New Labour, what is often overlooked is that the army of layabouts who buy plasma tellies, sit on their arse and let others pay their rent, have been keeping the consumer economy propped up.

      Without them, it would have collapsed.

      However, this has stopped capitalism from working and the economy from resetting so as it can start over.

      As all parties did this to preserve their chances of being re-elected, it is ironic in the extreme that people are turning to UKIP as a preferred choice.


    • 100
      Grumpy old man says:

      Now add on housing benefit, job dodgers allowance, free school meals, free prescriptions ad infinitum + the cost of administering same, + the costs of benefits fraud and see what the total is. The Looting Party still have to learn that Ballsian economics doesn’t work.


  21. 46
    albacore says:

    Fear not, the yanks protect the chosen race
    Over here, there’s nobody on the case
    Our own Parliament, when the chips are down
    Is intent on blending the British brown


    • 50
      Haifa banana says:

      Obviously you have never been there, but the population is also multi-coloured and folks come from all over the world to settle peacefully. The difference is they all integrate and don’t go round blowing up the trains and buses of the country that gave them safety and sanctuary.


      • 57
        nell says:

        The j e w s just need to get over themselves.


        • 72
          Ariel Sharon says:

          What? Like when they are blown fifty feet in the air by a rocket?


          • h76 says:

            Bullshit! there are very few casualties from theses alleged “rockets”.
            Mathematical truth is that the hypocrite ZioLoons kill by far more non combatants.


      • 113
        Non taxable pikey says:

        The IMF predicts that Israel’s growth rate will rise to 3.8% in 2013 from 3.4% in 2012, but will slow to 3.3% in 2014. The forecasts appear in the latest “Global Economic Outlook: Transitions and Tensions”, published ahead of the IMF and World Bank’s joint meeting in Washington on Thursday.

        The forecast for UK growth this year received a significant upgrade to 1.4%, up from July’s estimate of 0.9%. For next year the IMF expects UK growth of 1.9%, up from July’s projection of 1.5%.


  22. 49
    Ah! Monika says:

    Light relief!!

    Tom Parmenter
    Friend of one of the alleged DLT victims “she was a big fan of the Osmonds.”
    Judge: “We’ll overlook it this once.”


  23. 51
  24. 52
    A Maimed Badger says:

    Try this for a feel good factor


  25. 56
    Laurie Penny says:

    The man on the left of this is called Pete AKA Eachway he is from Northampton.

    The woman on the left of this photo is known as Julie from Manchester she was last seen when this photo was taken in 1987.

    Has anyone got an information about this Eachway character?


    • 77
      Reluctant Snitch says:

      What, post information on an open forum?

      How do we know you are above board and not a loon with a chainsaw?

      Please tell. Then maybe I will give you the info I have.


    • 84
      Sniffer Dog says:

      Gimme a clue. Comrade Delta?


    • 96
      Sherlock Homes says:

      That picture was taken in Greece. Note the following …

      1. The strange brand of Ice Cream in the background

      2. The cloudy colour of the gentleman’s drink indicating perhaps indicating an Ouzo based libation.

      3. The dark tan on the lady


  26. 58
  27. 66
    Jimmy says:

    Shouldn’t this be on Trending Mental instead?


  28. 76
    David Cameron says:

    What is Miley Cyprus?


  29. 81
    David Cameron's nightmare says:

    38 Degs says: Vote UKIP


  30. 82
    Larry of Araby: buried and bummed in the sand says:

    Jimmy. You haven’t had a clerical fascist group-cuddle for a long time have you? Time to get that dirty water off your chest.


  31. 85
    Demos says:

    Well I wouldn’t give her a job on a building site or as a singer. The way she handled that pickaxe was almost Islington-esque.

    Nice miming but someone should have killed the fucking cat that was being tortured round the corner.

    Nil points.


  32. 94
    Nick Clegg says:

    “I Don’t Know and I Don’t Care!”


    • 105
      The Dutch Ambassador says:

      You know what you are told to know, sonny


    • 112
      Cleggy fluffs it again says:

      I’ve caused distress to several women
      But now I feel so bold
      No need for me to apologise
      And time to return to the fold.

      My friend Carlile has told LibDems
      That they ought to be ashamed
      They way that they’ve been treating me
      Since the women have been named.

      In private I know that I’ve not been cleared
      By QC Webster’s lot
      But Cleggy is so cowardly
      It matters not a jot.

      For women now, the LibDem Party
      Is an unsafe zone
      Our system means the B.O.D.
      Is with the accused one.


  33. 124
    Celebrity Leech. says:

    Who is Miley Cyrus and should I care?


  34. 127
    Anonymous says:

    Is Israel a rogue state?

    “Unless we are wilfully blind to the murder of unarmed people on an aid ship in international waters, the answer is an unequivocal yes. Like so much of the language that journalists use about Israel, ever frightened of being called anti-Semitic, “rogue” is soft. Israel is a criminal state…”

    John Pilger on why he believes Israel is now a rogue state.
    Mirror News, Jun 02, 2010


  35. 130
    john in cheshire says:

    If you had to choose between Israel and any muslim country as an ally, who would you choose? I’d choose Israel every time.


  36. 132
    Anonymous says:

    But it isn’t your fricking land so stop bloody complaining !!

    Go and live in America instead !!


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