January 16th, 2014

WATCH: Israeli Settler’s Racy Miley Cyrus Wrecking Ball Video

“In August 2005, the State of Israel forcefully evacuated 9,000 Jews from the Gush Katif “Harvest Belt” of Gaza and from northern Samaria. Orange was the color of the protest. While billed as an act of peace, the operation has caused untold devastation to both Jews and Arabs alike. Ultimately, it was a strategic retreat, an act of appeasement of Palestinian terror and an act of aggression against innocent Jews. The story of the Jewish victims of this tragedy has gone largely untold, until now…”

Guido has always been a firm supporter of Zionist-feminism…

Hat-tip: Trending Central.


  1. 1
    Jonny says:

    jesus wept…

  2. 2
    England World Champions says:

    Whats our chances to become world Champions?

  3. 3
    The sun actually exists and does a might fine job in my opinion says:

    Reject judaislamichristian middle eastern bollocks and embrace our old sun worship religion.

  4. 4
    Guido's Shady Handlers says:

    Good boy Guido. The negatives are safely locked away until we need you again. The cops are after Rolf and DLT, no one suspects a thing about you.

  5. 5
    Miliband due to emigrate says:

    Miliband, if true to family form, are due to emigrate.
    Poland -> Russia
    Poland -> Belgium -> UK (default)
    UK -> USA

    and Ed to where?

  6. 6
    But these people are completely worthless, right? says:

    Nowt wrong with the r*pe and murder of babies, children and women.

  7. 7
    The only c*nt who would have him says:

    Back to Belgium with a job in Brussels

  8. 8
    Anonymous says:


    Enjoyed this , credit for to those making this fantastic spoof

  9. 9
    Psyche the Dog says:

    “Guido has always been a strong supporter of Zio-feminism…” does her upstairs know, she will be exerting a little Irish feminism tonight

  10. 10
    4 Skin Divers says:

    Why the big nose?

  11. 11
    Mrs Guido says:

    What do you say to a fat drūnk Oirish Blogger with two black eyes?

    Nothing, you’ve told him twice already.

  12. 12
    civil engineering plant says:

    Godlessness is so much more simple.

  13. 13
    Dr Flaps (Mingeologist) says:

    If Margaret Hodge’s fanny is anything to go by J*ws are certainly not tight.

  14. 14
    twitter feed says:

    to awaken the gorilla, push backwards.
    a smack in the back of the head also works.

  15. 15
    Jimmy Durante says:

    Especially chosen for the chosen people.

  16. 16
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    The UK are a dead cert to win the World Champion benefit scroungers cup.

  17. 17
    Jack Ketch says:

    I’m very much a fan of Bacchus myself and Nodens to be patriotic. Nodens is the bloke in the chalk at Cerne Abbas.

  18. 18
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Like throwing a sausage down the Mersey tunnel :-)

  19. 19
    Bermondsey boy says:

    After living in Europe and being persecuted for many centuries you can’t blame the j*ews for not wanting to play second fiddle to a bunch of donkey wallopers.

  20. 20
    Turn the other cheek says:

    Does she twerk?

  21. 21
    john mackie says:

    Guido must love the taste of circumcised zioc0ck after it’s been stuck up hisar$e.

  22. 22
    Ian Smith says:

    Universal Credit will be delivered on time and on budget.

  23. 23
    Sue Woofer says:

    We are quite good at conkers and bog-snorkelling though the Dutch have us licked at dyke-vaulting.

  24. 24
    Living in 98.11% white Merseyside says:

    We don’t read the Sun up our way, let alone worship it!

  25. 25
    NE Frontiersman says:

    Just for curiosity, how long had that community occupied what sounds like the nicest bit of land in Gaza? Was anyone evicted to make room for them, perhaps?

    And is it true that a high percentage of voters in Israeli elections are permanently resident in other countries, mostly the USA?

  26. 26
    The sun actually exists and does a mighty fine job in my opinion says:

    The bloke with the large Miliband?…I mean penis?

  27. 27
    Ed Sillyband says:

    The Co-op is the future of banking.

  28. 28
    ukip.i.am.not says:

    Never let it be forgotten that Clegg has been the enabler of this vicious new world of rule by shameless Bullingdon boys and cruel bastards. I won’t ever forget that and my blood boils just writing this.

  29. 29
    IBS says:


  30. 30
    ukip.i.am.not says:

    Liberal Democrats find that Rennard has done nothing wrong.
    Nick Clegg urges him to apologise

    Liberal Democrats to change their web address to “confused.com”

  31. 31
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Don’t be daft!

    There’s no business like Shoah business!

  32. 32
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    No different to British expats voting in our elections.

    Anyway, the sooner the world is rid of religion the better.

    Atheism for the win :-)

  33. 33
    Technomist says:

    Talking to its inhabitants you would think that the middle east is the most honest, law-abiding, peaceful place on earth.

    No-one ever lies. No-one ever starts anything.

  34. 34

    Orit Arfa also has a brain.

  35. 35
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    You should be nice and warm then (boiling blood) so you can turn down the heating :-)

  36. 36
    ukip.i.am.not says:

    Indeed, but they were given a country and then stole land around it.

  37. 37
    JCB says:

    You are Richard Dawkins and I claim my 5 shekels!

  38. 38
    I agree with Nick and other great lines of 2010 campaign says:

    The poor are always shat on whoever is in power

  39. 39
    Factoid says:

    The cost of policing the 2013 badger culls was over £2.6m.

    Or at least £1,300 per badger killed.

  40. 40
    Ed Miliband never says:

    One man one vote

  41. 41
    A pome for all occasions says:

    … and the Lord sayeth unto Moses “all good people shall have long noses – exceptin’ Aaron and he’ll have a square ‘un”

  42. 42
    Elsie Beattie (aged 84 and now in a nursing home) says:

    It was disgraceful to hear Cameron in Parliament yesterday defending the obscenely overpaid on the twisted premise that if they kept their wages bill from escalating they could lob out as much as they like to themselves. They can, of course, only do that by squeezing the benefits (albeit the squeeze would be spread thinly) of their more junior staff. This is evil in spirit and detail.

    Let us not forget too the greedy pawns from the middle classes who over-extended their borrowing at the invitation of those bankers and whose eyes were bigger than their belly and who could not meet their liabilities. We all know them. Chelsea tractors are often their badge of honour.

  43. 43
    Haifa banana says:

    … but if the thick Arabs had stayed outside the original borders, there would have been no need to ‘steal’ any more land. History not your strong subject is it?

  44. 44
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Orit Arfa=A Far Riot=A Rio Fart :-)

  45. 45
    Quiet Bat Person says:

    “Who’s to blame for the crisis, bankers or benefit claimants?”

    It must be benefit claimants.

    After all, in 2012, of the £694.3bn spend in the budget, £5.6bn went on unemployment benefit.

    That’s at share of 0.8%

    Only around £300bn has been wasted so far propping up the failed banking sector, so that can’t possibly be the problem

  46. 46
    albacore says:

    Fear not, the yanks protect the chosen race
    Over here, there’s nobody on the case
    Our own Parliament, when the chips are down
    Is intent on blending the British brown

  47. 47
    Haifa banana says:

    They moved them out so the Arabs could have the place – and the first thing they did was to trash every bloody thing they could find, especially the market gardens and greenhouses. There’s gratitude, boyo.

  48. 48
    Owen Jones says:

    I can toss the caber and roll cheese all at the same time.

  49. 49
    Ah! Monika says:

    Light relief!!

    Tom Parmenter
    Friend of one of the alleged DLT victims “she was a big fan of the Osmonds.”
    Judge: “We’ll overlook it this once.”

  50. 50
    Haifa banana says:

    Obviously you have never been there, but the population is also multi-coloured and folks come from all over the world to settle peacefully. The difference is they all integrate and don’t go round blowing up the trains and buses of the country that gave them safety and sanctuary.

  51. 51
  52. 52
    A Maimed Badger says:

    Try this for a feel good factor

  53. 53
    Stop badgering us says:

    Can we try the same idea on our beloved MPs? I’ll chip in a tenner for the cause.

  54. 54
    Call a cunt a cunt says:

    Cameron is a fat, lying slug.

  55. 55
    A string quartet says:

    Do keep up! The EU banned conkers ages ago.

  56. 56
    Laurie Penny says:

    The man on the left of this is called Pete AKA Eachway he is from Northampton.

    The woman on the left of this photo is known as Julie from Manchester she was last seen when this photo was taken in 1987.

    Has anyone got an information about this Eachway character?

  57. 57
    nell says:

    The j e w s just need to get over themselves.

  58. 58
  59. 59
    I demand a retrial says:

  60. 60
    Owen says:

    Try THIS for a good feel factor

  61. 61
  62. 62
    C.O.Jones says:

    She can not claim ignorance of the law.

  63. 63
    I hate socialists. says:

    Absolute propaganda.

  64. 64
    Clap along says:

  65. 65
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    There are none so blind, comrade ; )

  66. 66
    Jimmy says:

    Shouldn’t this be on Trending Mental instead?

  67. 67
    Cynic says:

    Crisis? What crisis is that in soaraway Britain? We’ve got growth dontcha’ know? Retail sales booming; house prices booming. C’mon, who needs a manufacturing base, and exports?

    Of course Wonga’s profits will be soaring (something we’ll probably never discover); and thousands are having to borrow from Granny to afford a 1-bedroom flat.

    But, hey! Let’s enjoy it while we can. Until the £1.4trillion debt collector arrives, that is

  68. 68
    Member of the non-deaf community says:

    He doesn’t sound Irish to me.

  69. 69
    Ariel Sharon says:

    This has not made your day, has it?

    Let’s be honest.

  70. 70
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

  71. 71
    David Cameron says:

    I will cut the deficit, not the NHS.

  72. 72
    Ariel Sharon says:

    What? Like when they are blown fifty feet in the air by a rocket?

  73. 73
    Jimmy says:

    I just don’t understand you righties. Once they start killing arabs you suddenly want to turn them into heroes instead of soap.

  74. 74
    Ariel Sharon says:

    Love it!

  75. 75
    Selective memory says:

    So nobody died?

  76. 76
    David Cameron says:

    What is Miley Cyprus?

  77. 77
    Reluctant Snitch says:

    What, post information on an open forum?

    How do we know you are above board and not a loon with a chainsaw?

    Please tell. Then maybe I will give you the info I have.

  78. 78
    I should coke-oh says:

    Right enough. It was Christian militia bent on revenge for their communities being subject to previous massacres by their Islamic brothers.

  79. 79
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Nazi’s were Socialists Jimmy, the clue is in the name.

  80. 80
    Yo, Cameron says:

    A distant tree

  81. 81
    David Cameron's nightmare says:

    38 Degs says: Vote UKIP

  82. 82
    Larry of Araby: buried and bummed in the sand says:

    Jimmy. You haven’t had a clerical fascist group-cuddle for a long time have you? Time to get that dirty water off your chest.

  83. 83
    Erm, National Socialism ? The clue is in the name ? says:

    I wouldn’t work yourself up into a lather just yet son.

  84. 84
    Sniffer Dog says:

    Gimme a clue. Comrade Delta?

  85. 85
    Demos says:

    Well I wouldn’t give her a job on a building site or as a singer. The way she handled that pickaxe was almost Islington-esque.

    Nice miming but someone should have killed the fucking cat that was being tortured round the corner.

    Nil points.

  86. 86
    Sinti Boy says:

    It’s a bit contrived. Usually, if you leave your music system in the road like that it gets nicked

  87. 87
    Selective memory says:

    Lovely. So that justifies hacking babies, r*ping women, disembowelling pregnant women and burning children alive, all aided by the ID* who lit flares to help the militias and blocked anyone from escaping the camps.

  88. 88
    albacore says:

    Anyone can borrow, like Gordon and Dave
    Even a dildo, let alone a real knave
    It’s only, though, our Parliamentary slime
    Who think they can fake it when it’s payback time

  89. 89
    The JCR says:

    Be cheaper to send them on a gap year.

  90. 90
    Wake up & vote UKIP says:

    Sporran nuzzling kilt lifter.

  91. 91
    Kick the foreign city of London out of England says:

    I don’t think the Poles will welcome him back. His grandfather was a commie traitor who tried to overthrow the government.

  92. 92
    Casual Observer 5 says:

    Thanks to the wonderful economic reforms put through by New Labour, what is often overlooked is that the army of layabouts who buy plasma tellies, sit on their arse and let others pay their rent, have been keeping the consumer economy propped up.

    Without them, it would have collapsed.

    However, this has stopped capitalism from working and the economy from resetting so as it can start over.

    As all parties did this to preserve their chances of being re-elected, it is ironic in the extreme that people are turning to UKIP as a preferred choice.

  93. 93
    Grumpy old man says:

    And moved their HQ to Barking.

  94. 94
    Nick Clegg says:

    “I Don’t Know and I Don’t Care!”

  95. 95
    Lord Rennard's spunky biscuit says:

    Given ‘arf the chance, I would !

  96. 96
    Sherlock Homes says:

    That picture was taken in Greece. Note the following …

    1. The strange brand of Ice Cream in the background

    2. The cloudy colour of the gentleman’s drink indicating perhaps indicating an Ouzo based libation.

    3. The dark tan on the lady

  97. 97
    The JCR says:

    It has been going on so long that we forget the real horror of it. I’ve only ever seen something like this once in the former Yugoslav in the 1990s. Human desire for revenge and the belief that a cause is right is terrifying and depressing. It needs real leadership to be able to break the chain of violence and a willingness to compromise. Both are sadly lacking still.

  98. 98
    One can't be ignoring evidence now... says:

    Sexy knickers though

  99. 99
    Sherlock Homes says:

    Or of course Hackney rather than Greece.

  100. 100
    Grumpy old man says:

    Now add on housing benefit, job dodgers allowance, free school meals, free prescriptions ad infinitum + the cost of administering same, + the costs of benefits fraud and see what the total is. The Looting Party still have to learn that Ballsian economics doesn’t work.

  101. 101
    The Way of the World says:

    Silly boy.

    Doctors will always clean out their patients’ bank accounts if given a chance

  102. 102
    Useless Ed Miliband says:

    Oh dear, what am I to do? The lead is falling, the Tories are nearly neck-and-neck now. It’s only going one way over the next 16 months…

    I know, I’ll bleat on about bashing bankers for a bit and see if that gives me another temporary reprieve.

  103. 103
    Useless Ed Miliband says:

    That’s because very few people can read up your way.

  104. 104
    Laurie Penny says:

    He used to post on the Betfair forum under the name Eachway, but got banned for saying not very nice things about other people.

  105. 105
    The Dutch Ambassador says:

    You know what you are told to know, sonny

  106. 106
    The Public says:

    What, like Laura Penny is tedious?

  107. 107
    Jack Ketch says:

    Blair took away my expat vote. So I came back for revenge, but he had gone off to receive his payoffs.

  108. 108
    Reluctant Snitch says:

    Then forget about my info, I have no wish to be party to a personal feud.

  109. 109
    Non taxable pikey says:

    Most of it was purchased from absentee Ottoman landlords.

  110. 110
    Mark Oaten says:


  111. 111
    Non taxable pikey says:

    Not gratitude, crass stupidity. Now they complain they are hungry.

  112. 112
    Cleggy fluffs it again says:

    I’ve caused distress to several women
    But now I feel so bold
    No need for me to apologise
    And time to return to the fold.

    My friend Carlile has told LibDems
    That they ought to be ashamed
    They way that they’ve been treating me
    Since the women have been named.

    In private I know that I’ve not been cleared
    By QC Webster’s lot
    But Cleggy is so cowardly
    It matters not a jot.

    For women now, the LibDem Party
    Is an unsafe zone
    Our system means the B.O.D.
    Is with the accused one.

  113. 113
    Non taxable pikey says:

    The IMF predicts that Israel’s growth rate will rise to 3.8% in 2013 from 3.4% in 2012, but will slow to 3.3% in 2014. The forecasts appear in the latest “Global Economic Outlook: Transitions and Tensions”, published ahead of the IMF and World Bank’s joint meeting in Washington on Thursday.

    The forecast for UK growth this year received a significant upgrade to 1.4%, up from July’s estimate of 0.9%. For next year the IMF expects UK growth of 1.9%, up from July’s projection of 1.5%.

  114. 114
    Airey Belvoir says:

    Did she borrow Chris Bryant’s pants?

  115. 115
  116. 116
    Chris Bryant says:

    Oi! J*wish bird! I want those pants back!

  117. 117
    Porky Penny Mordaunt says:

    That’s a lot to fit between your legs.

  118. 118
    Call a cunt a cunt says:

    Do us all a favour and cut your throat instead, you fat slug.

  119. 119
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Try that old “Aspiration Nation” shit – it give the public a right old laugh.

  120. 120
    Fagin says:

    You got to pick a pocket or two.

  121. 121
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Ed to hell and with the rest of the marxist J’wish dupes deceivers and liars.

  122. 122
    Blowing Whistles says:


  123. 123
    Oswald Mosely Jnr. says:

    Only about 6.1% of Mandate Palestine was purchased by the J-agency, ref. Survey of Palestine (Vol II, p566) as of 1946. There were no sales between 1946 and 1948. The 1947 Partition plan allocated 56% to a J-State, expanded to 61% before Independence. At the 1948 armistice Israel controlled 70% of the territory (including the Negev). There is little privately owned land in Israel proper–only about 8% of which half is owned by Israeli Arabs. The contentious point is the so called “abandoned” or sequestrated land that has been claimed by the State.

  124. 124
    Celebrity Leech. says:

    Who is Miley Cyrus and should I care?

  125. 125

    Wow! That is conclusive!

    You do beaver away so at your research, I have to admit.

  126. 126
    Kiss me quick says:

    Dont they sell it in Binns.

  127. 127
    Anonymous says:

    Is Israel a rogue state?

    “Unless we are wilfully blind to the murder of unarmed people on an aid ship in international waters, the answer is an unequivocal yes. Like so much of the language that journalists use about Israel, ever frightened of being called anti-Semitic, “rogue” is soft. Israel is a criminal state…”

    John Pilger on why he believes Israel is now a rogue state.
    Mirror News, Jun 02, 2010

  128. 128
    Anonymous says:

    But Til Death Do Us Part was meant as a warning – not a way of being.

  129. 129
    The MoD says:

    Like waving a chipolata in the Albert Hall.

  130. 130
    john in cheshire says:

    If you had to choose between Israel and any muslim country as an ally, who would you choose? I’d choose Israel every time.

  131. 131
    Jimmy says:

    Yes, you can imagine how long it takes to find something like that. It’s like looking for a needle in pine forest.

  132. 132
    Anonymous says:

    But it isn’t your fricking land so stop bloody complaining !!

    Go and live in America instead !!

  133. 133
    Diddley says:

    That’s fucking dreadful. And the original was bad enough….

  134. 134

    Yes. A knitting needle.

  135. 135
    h76 says:

    They are even evicting people by claiming their land is now a shooting range.

  136. 136
    h76 says:

    They are hungry because they have been evicted from their farms, you ZioNAZI moron.

  137. 137
    h76 says:

    Bullshit! there are very few casualties from theses alleged “rockets”.
    Mathematical truth is that the hypocrite ZioLoons kill by far more non combatants.

  138. 138
    FTFofff says:

    Israel is not a state, it is a colony.

  139. 139
    Ohthisbloodypc says:

    Don’t laugh

    It’s only a matter of time before one of our MPs makes a parody pop video in order to ‘connect with the voters’

    We’ve had MPs on Celebrity Big Brother, I’ma Celebrity and a Prime Minister taking selfies.

    The only question is who? And when?

    George Galloway has got form. Then again, he’s more likely to make a martyrdom video.

    Michael Fabricant? A distinct possibility. He’s already been on Have I Got News for You, which is like a gateway drug to more dangerous media addictions.

    Nick Clegg? He’s a distinct possibility. He’l hop into bed with anyone

  140. 140
    Josef Stalin says:

    Oh, it is.

  141. 141
    2112 says:

    You prefer the halal variety presumably?

  142. 142

    Pity she can’t fecking sing!

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