January 16th, 2014

Stay Klassy

Seems one jet-setting MP has been getting awkwardly close to glamorous pop star Myleene Klass this afternoon:

Of course this is just HearSay…


  1. 1
    Ed Balls says:

    Okay okay it was me

  2. 2
    Ed Balls says:

    But the real question is, why is Myleene on a flight to Cuba with me? I am going there for a fact finding mission!

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    Who is Myleene Klass and why couldn’t her parents spell either of her names?

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    Other Ed says:

    Get back to work Ed. It cost us £250… sorry two hundred and fifty pounds for your flight ticket!

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    C.O.Jones says:

    Surely you mean a quarter of a grand?

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    paris says:

    it will not be jack d,she does not have what he wants

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    Other Ed says:

    Sorry my mistake. Yes quarter of a grand those tickets cost and he is bloody chatting up some woman who has used the capitalist system to her advantage.

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    Everyone says:

    Who the Hell is Myleene Klass?

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    Judge Dreadful says:

    It is not hearsay.

    Hearsay is evidence based on the reports of others rather than the personal knowledge of a witness and therefore generally not admissible as testimony.

    This is the direct account from the person concerned regarding her meeting an MP. Not hearsay at all.

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    HPDL says:

    Ummmmm… think you miss the gag…

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    Arthur says:

    I bet it was a certain red faced overfed MP.

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    C.O.Jones says:

    Must be an MP from the Labour party, they are pretty good at putting parachutes on to their MP’s prior to going before the selection committee.

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    Whacked Off says:

    Gagging is fun

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    Rabid dribbler says:

    Typical judicial bod; no idea of popular culture from before 2000.

    Shoot ‘im.

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    Anonymous says:

    “Hear’Say” were a popular beat combo m’lud.

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    Gordon says:

    It wasn’t me.

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    Skeptical Voter says:

    Which class warrior is a Klaas worrier?

    And is she sure it is an MP – and not a Lord?

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    kmc says:

    I think it’s probably some sort of Cockney rhyming slang.

    Myleene Klass = Windolene, Glass.

    Non-too subtle instructions, really, that you give to your wife when you think the windows need cleaning.

    “Oi, wife, Myleene Klass!”

    As to why a singer’s named herself after a this.. no idea. Maybe all the other silly names have already been taken.

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    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Here is a clue. Myweem Kwass.

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    keith Vag says:

    Myleen I gave you that in confidence

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    Far East of Norfolk says:

    Filippina mum, brit/austrian dad brought up in Gorleston (hilly Norfolk) does a bit of musical stuff, adverts, cr@p tv shows.

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    Judge Dreadful says:

    Like the Beatles?

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    kmc says:

    “locates parachute, pulls emergency”

    So the plane was in the air, and she was tweeting?

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    Celebwatch says:

    Classically trained musician who has also done pop. Now does more celeb stuff like chat shows and so-called reality. Success partly due to looks rather than talent. On telly, one of those who gets where water can’t.

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    Tuscan Tony says:

    My money’s on Chris Bryant or Michael Fabricant.

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    kmc says:

    Oooh! Someone from Norfolk who’s actually on a plane, rather than just standing in a field pointing at one.

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    Michael Portillo says:

    It’s a train

  30. 30
    Robert Gates says:

    Tony, I’m bothered that what with all the UK’s defence cuts next time we start a war you guys won’t have the means to help us out with the killing. We need you in the front line.

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    Keats says:

    Also rhymes with kiss my… No it’s too easy.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    A bit similar to Schrodingers Cat then!!! he of stuck in a timewarp wrapped around his own uphisownholeness.

    Wouldn’t shoot SC though – he provides me with lots of fun.

    Oh and he has taken on some belief that I am older than him. Don’t believe everything you read on here SC – unless of course it suits your blinkered agenda to do so … * I do so love Irony*

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    Sir William Wayde says:

    Flying economy as I do, I never meet MPs in planes.

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    Lord Rearguard says:

    A Myleene Klass is a ‘nice brass’ or a good looking hooker who’s up for some bumming for £45.

    They all are. They’re all horny little, wet knickered, sluts!

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    The only way is anal says:

    Good girl – likes one popped up her Myleene.

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    T[w}at Watch says:

    Tat alert

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Have you and Edwina Curry been eating any pie’s lately?

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    MP for South Coast town, with scrubby beard says:

    Give me a chance Myleene you never know

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    General Mowtours says:

    if we don’t have Brits in the front line our airforce might start hitting US troops.

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    Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Immigrants, Criminals & other Wasters. says:

    If it was a LimpDumb pervert MP you can understand her wanting a parachute.

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    Socialism = Starvation says:

    Do you mean this lot? The RAF Radar Museum.


    Or are you a patronising, Leftie twat?

    Or have I missed something?

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    You are Lord Carlile – the chump who made a right pigs ear of yourself and the Libdems yesterday – and I believe on the radio today.

    Get your Rapid Eye Movement (ReM) admissions of lying sorted you bastard shyster.

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    Professor plum says:

    My money’s on chukka….wasn’t he pointlessly tweeting tuther day from some far orf place on our expense obviously?

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    ahh di dums …..

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    The Bar says:

    Lord Carlile is not a judge.

    He hasn’t the necessary judgment.

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    in my view says:

    Is the clue in the picture?
    was it John Bercow? Tom Thumb?

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    Trigger says:

    I was on a plane next to the prime minister.

    “All right Rodney!” I said.

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    altruism in industry says:

    not the best shoes for a long flight eh, wimmin do suffer for fashion.

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    Arthur says:

    Actually if it was on of the LimpDums you’d probably jump parachute or not

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    The 1980s says:

    Remind me, when was the last time the USA managed to fight and win a war (not counting invading Grenada) without the help of allies?

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    La' says:

    Were they trying to join the Myleene High Club?

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    I remember when .... says:

    Played the same musical notes, but not in the same order.
    Prettier too (the Beatles I mean)

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    Tristram Hunt Historian says:

    Spanish-American war

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    Handycock says:

    It’s me. I’m just popping into the Gents to pop a couple of Viagra before we land.

  55. 55

    Has irony been re-defined since I left these shores?

    How interesting and modern of you to be in the vanguard. :?:

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    I say I say says:

    It wasn’t Gordon Brown was it?

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    I don’t think you are supposed to stick them up your arse…

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Perhaps he is an ‘opinion former’ then … used by the legal frat as a mouthpiece ‘front’ – however he admitted to being on the legal side of Rennards legals team last night. I wonder who Rennards legal fronts are?

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    Kiss me quick says:

    I hope its not fucking Vaz! and it certainly wont be Bryant then again it could be one othe Eagle Bros.

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    Celebrity Leech. says:

    Plastic face leech!

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    Kiss me quick says:

    Vey clever though probably lost on many!

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    Fish says:

    I see that ‘Man of the People’, the hero of the working clath, ‘cotht of living cruthader’, Marxist incubated Ed Milipede, managed to get him and Justine three FREE short notice upgrades to from Johannesburg in November…all courtesy of British Airways.

    I’d have made the hypocrite walk.

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    Mr Slater's Parrot says:

    SSSKREEEEEWKK!!! (ping) TATTATTAT!! CRIPPLECRIPPLE! (squeetle) (grape)

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    If you run off with an ex pat and his misbegotten beliefs – more fool you Sir.

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    Oooh, look over there says:

    The 19th century is a long time ago.

    I wonder whether American politicians realise that it is not a very smart thing to do for one of their senior polticians to piss off a section of the public of one of their allies by making silly political interventions regarding the allocation of that country’s taxpayers’ money?

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    The MoD says:

    I think you’ll find we’re perfectly capable of blue on blue without the help of our American Allies. You may want to put in a FOI request to see just how many of our own chaps we’ve blow up over the last few years. Of course we are quiet happy to make a fuss of it if someone else does it but it all gets a little bit too embarrassing when we do it ourselves. Remember there’s no bad news from the MoD.

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    stun2 says:

    ..and a splendid place it is.

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    kmc says:

    “Norfolk – where they still point at planes” – Jeremy Clarkson.

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    Sunderland is a Labour ghetto thats why its shyte says:

    Hollande has been sticking them somewhere,lucky bastard!

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    kmc says:


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    Is there anyone else here who can translate this?

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    Manila says:

    The Philippine–American War (1899–1902)

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    Ma­qbo­ul says:

    She would only travel business class so I do hope the MP was paying his own fare. But that’s highly unlikely of course.

    She was in Mexico not so long ago so maybe she’s travelling back.

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    civil engineering plant says:

    What amazes me is the speed he can type with a head wand.

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    Hollande and Handycock.

    There is a mental image to conjure with. Or not.

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    Jethro says:

    51 ‘ You’re not suggesting she’s Business Klaas, I hope.

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    Open Source says:

    Voice Recognition Software

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    Jack says:

    She’s not my type

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    Whistle Twitcher says:

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    UKIP or bust says:

    Gang war in the Bronx.

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    Tristram Hunt Historian says:

    Spanish-American war is the Philippines war.
    Philippines owned by Spain.

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    Useless Ed Miliband says:

    Oh heck, I’m not working out as Labour leader, am I?

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    Handycock says:

    I only asked her if she wanted a sip of my cocktail.

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    UKIP or bust says:

    Yep, lost on me.

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    Orit Arfa says:

  86. 86
    George Osbo says:

    I am raising the minimum wage by 15%.
    Now that’s good news.

    Of course that means about 200,000 of you will probably be out of work. But its a great headline! And completely foxed Milipants.

    ha ha

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    Gardener says:

    No, I just ‘phoned Vaz to tell him that a nest of wasps have moved into my garden. He’s on his way over here to greet them right now.

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    Ariel Sharon says:

    I don’t think he wears any.

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    Steve P says:

    Myleene is a Klass act.

    Admit it boys; you would, wouldn’t you?

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    12 Years a PAYE slave says:

    TBH, I’m not sure she’ll do any better than an MP! At 35 with two kiddies, she’s not such a great catch..

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    Simon Hughes says:

    The attraction is lost on me.

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    Mr Potato Head says:

    Another Liblabcon fcking socialist.

  93. 93
    Mr Potato Head says:

    I just did. Tissue please.

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    Matt Todd's alter ego says:

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    Jack 'strap attack' Dromey says:

    I’d not hesitate to! (If you mean ask her to step aside from an all female shortlist, so I can be elected)

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    Rodney Cameron says:

    Blair’s company paid just £315,000 tax on income of more than £12m

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    Anonymous says:

    Is someone trying to insinuate French economic policy is a load of shit ?

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    Myleene Klaas says:

    Pull my finger

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    Stefan Dennis says:

    And what the fuck does that have to do with us you fucking arsehole mong prick? Who gives a flying cheese eating surrender monkey fuck what those shifty, jumped up, y!d loving c//u//n//t//s across the channel do? And how the fuck would anyone notice a pile of shit in a city full of shit run by shits and populated by the worst type of shit ever known to mankind-the fucking French. We should have let old Adolf clear the fucking place when he just walked in and took over.

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    Stefan Dennis says:

    Jog on mong, you’re about as funny as a bone marrow transplant you fucking numpty prick.

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    Stefan Dennis says:

    Wow, someone from Norfolk with an internet connection. Yeah, you missed the part where your dad fucked your mong sister and produced you. Now fuck off back to your owl sanctuary you uppity little mouth breathing twunt.

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    broderick crawford says:

    I say steady on your Lordship …..

    A good looking hooker who s up for some bumming for £45 ???!!!

    Obviously the last time you visited a winding staircase on Berwick Street London W1 was just after the War when the young French girls had just moved in .

    They re all retired now that was 60 years ago !!!

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    Vazoline says:

    Not to worry, I’ve already arranged for my office to ensure AssociaIed Press, Reuters, and various PR and press aganciy photogaphers will be there when I arrive.

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    Mervyn Griffith-Jones says:

    Who or what is Blowing Whistles?

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    Ludvig says:

    Roger Lloyd-Pack, Trigger, died today aged 69.


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    Richard Chimney says:

    Here, use some of mine.

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    Adam Werrity says:

    She was nice, but wrong sort tbh.

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    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    It’s not me either. I only travel First Klass.

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    Huge Grant says:

    In Swansea you can get change from £25.

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    Sherlock Homes says:

    *locates Parachute = Guaranteed a Jump = Handycock

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    RomaBob.... Beeg Issue, Beeg Issue! says:

    Mylene is such a lovely classy lady……… that ex-husband of her’s must have been a right dildo to dump her!

    Just my thoughts :)

    I suspect many of you f*ckers here have ham shanks thinking about the Eagle sisters!

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    RomaBob.... Beeg Issue, Beeg Issue! says:

    Oops… should read Myleene, getting too excited. :)

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    Anonymous says:

    I thought we all breathed through our mouths

    Apart from the minority who breathe eat drink talk and perform the kith and kaboodle of other daily functions through their arse hole .

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    RomaBob.... Beeg Issue, Beeg Issue! says:

    Philistine !

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    Ian Smith says:

    Universal Credit will be delivered on time and on budget.

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    broderick crawford says:

    Stefan ….. yes ….. its the name of course …Aryan /slavic connotations …. explains a hell of a lot …. the Dennis is obviously anglicised … from some MittelEuropa derivative like Dennisovic.

    You really should seek specialist medical advice or better still …. get on a Zurich bound plane and take a cab to the Dignitas offices .

    Yes … I think you re just about ready for that particular experience .

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    Nominations for the Wanker Of The Decade Award says:

    George Osborne sold Northern Rock for a £480 million loss
    George Osborne sold Lloyds Share for a £230 million loss
    George Osborne sold Royal Mail for at least 50% less than it was worth
    4G was auctioned off for £1.2bn less than George Osborne forecast

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    broderick crawford says:

    Where from ?

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    broderick crawford says:


    Between Whistles and Schroddy …. tickets only £10 in bitcoin

    Send your money for live webcast password


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    Stefan Dennis says:

    Don’t It Make Ya Feel Good?

    You fucking muppet mong twunt.


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    broderick crawford says:

    Their own Yankee -Confederate Civil War .

  123. 123
    Gordon "Bonkers" Brown says:

    I sold off most of our gold reserves at $250 an ounce to help out my mates at Goldman Sachs. Gold peaked at over $1800 an ounce last year.

    Total loss of some £12 billion.

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    civil engineering plant says:

    A sad, lonely, bitter and deluded arse-hat with shit for wit.

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    Ed Sillyband says:

    The Co-op is the future of banking.

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    broderick crawford says:

    yeah …. but you cannot deny it

    Gordon beat him to it by selling all the gold for threepence ha’penny …

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Well Miliband is a first class plonker :-)

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    ████ 'changed my tune ' Hoon says:

    How can Lard Everard bring the LibDems into disrepute when they spend all their time being disreputable ?

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    Ed Balls says:


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    genghiz the kahn says:

    Community speedwatch.


    Nothing to fear, nothing to hide.

    A measure brought in by George Ferguson whilst he tries to leach more funds from the EU via The Green Capital Award. Though the Limp Dims were also keen on it as well. Doesn’t look like a liberal measure.

    Bristol has 20 mph zone about to start, a residents’ parking zone with a hidden emissions charge.

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    ulo ng apo says:

    Both wars clearly connected, as the Philippine revolution had broken out in 1896 and the USA stepped into the Spanish colonial jackbooots, so to speak. But the Spanish-American War itself was done and dusted by the 1898 Treaty of Paris.

    The Philippine-American war kicked off from there on the February 4, 1899.

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    Cherie says:

    Lots of overheads. Especially in First Class.

  133. 133
    Blowing Whistler's Mother says:

    He’s not the Messiah, he’s a very naughty boy.

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    Unintended consequences says:

    If the ones who get the sack are the illegal immigrants, that will be remarkable. If they are all British, that will be most unfortunate.

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    stun2 says:

    Thank fuck for that. I had no idea. Thanks, though the information has immediately been discarded.

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    Curious says:

    Scones are an odd snack to have on an Iberia flight.

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    BOOOORING !!! says:


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    Hahahahahahah says:

    So whats your point? If it hadn’t been for fucking labour we would have never ever been in that situation in the first place. Here’s a suggestion for you you twat

    Fuck off

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    IQ watch says:

    It’s of interest here.

    If you don’t like it, go back to your b’n’pee comic.

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    Prime Minister Comrade David Cameron says:

    Rejoice comrades, between the minimum wage rise, benefits and food bank you can afford a new 3D TV.

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    hollandaise sauce says:

    le ministre prime est un plonquer

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    Looter says:

    Whatever happened to self-reliance?

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    and keep voting UKIP until they get the fucking message says:

    The point is, vote UKIP.

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    Bilda Berger says:


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    Geoffrey Brooking says:

    I say it was Michael Fallon drowing his sorrows….

    Poor chap needs all the help he can get after being made Minister for Portsmouth.

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    Taxpayer says:

    Low interest rates notwithstanding, those are nothing like the losses to the taxpayer of paying interest on the billions borrowed and pissed away by Labour when they were in government and subsequently. (Not that Osborne has been much better).

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    Hey wack says:

    Was in Liverpool today, it’s been a long time in that dump, seems the best way to slow traffic down is to put a set of traffic lights at every junction if they are needed or not, then set the timing to change once every hour for 5 seconds, the roads are choka the only saving grace is they have opened the bus lanes to all traffic until July, now if they got rid of the empty buses.

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    Du Vin Rouge S'Il Vous Plait, Garcon says:

    I agree. That was a perfectly acceptable post which does not warrant that kind of gratuitous reaction.

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    Hard-up MP? says:

    Can I touch you for twenty quid?

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    Reader says:

    This is one of the few times, Gordon, that you have ever said something I believe

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    The red trousered wonder keeps adding more traffic lights. But the Green Capital Award means that Ferguson is jumping to an EU tune whilst he sings fuck the voters.

    Bristol City’s traffic policy, designed to appease Brussels and piss everyone else off.

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    UKIP says:

    Christ, don’t say they have now joined the bloody EU as well.

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    Gilberto Mendoza says:

    Minimumweight v Heavyweight not allowed by WBA.

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    Psyche the Dog says:

    I can remember when a certain NatWest branch got decorated by a very disgruntled farmer with a muck spreader, it even made the Sun

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    the good book says:

    one must not covet one’s neighbour’s klaas

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    David Cameron, being European, like Hollande says:

    Who do I have to fuck to get a drink round here ?

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    White rabbit says:

    Quite right..the words Parliament, shit, dump. Worth inspection

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    Wish he was that good

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    Tony Blair says:


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    Liberal Dumbocraps says:

    We welcome women who wish to join our party. Please see our Membership Officer, Chris.

  162. 162
    Gordon Brown says:

    I suffer from aurophobia, but the whole country suffered from me.

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    Gordon I did nothing about Dalgetty Bay whilst in Government Brown saves the day.


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    Mandela Free Zone says:

    I would like to congratulate everyone on getting this far into the thread without mentioning Voldemort.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Thank you CEP – for your bitter and twisted words.

    Was it just something I wrote today which has set you and the likes of SC off on your explosive knee jerk “Reactionary diatribes” or is it just the plain and simple truth; that it is an older generation of old men like you who have ‘lived a lie’ for so long; such that you cannot stand a younger man coming along to make you look like the idiot fool tools that you have been taken for, for most of your sad lives?

    It is your “Reactions” and blatant unwillingness to discuss serious issues – which are your undoing.

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    Kathy Newman says:

    Can I be interviewed by Lord Rennard personally.

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    White rabbit says:

    Incoming ! Get your flak jacket on SC…. someone’s pissed again

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    me and my ipad says:

    cover/why are we being told this./
    cover/you steve nicks/
    uncover cover …the wee trickles

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    Man in purple corduroy bellbottoms says:

    Whatever happened to Robin Reliants?

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Lord Rennard and his mates from the society of crafty bastards are the biggest worldwide laughing stock. Rennard “is not prepared” to apologise because he and his men with secrets are the wost exposed worldwide bunch of evil duplicitous low-life scum. And of course they all Lodge with one another. Huh – the days of the crafty bastards getting away with ARE NUMBERED.

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    Must get a pseudonym one day says:

    Nowhere does it specify the gender of the MP – maybe it was one of the ‘flying Eagles’ aiming to join the Mile-High Rug-Munching Club ?

    Some folk would pay good money to watch that.

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    Jo Swinson says:

    I don’t remember Rennard.

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    Jan Uittenbroek says:

    Windolene more like.
    We used to put it in balloons at school and sell it as “cumquick”.

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    body double says:

    jerry lewis is the secret mp,s name.

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    psyche says:

    so you hips look big in this.

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    Boycie says:

    Get in the car Myleene.

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    Boycie says:

    Reliant Robins you tw@t.

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    M102 says:

    Yes you do big fat fuucker. You said it was like a wardrobe falling on you with the key in the door.

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    russian doll says:

    how many fingers you got, duffy, up yours it stands to reason stanford university.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Lord Carlile is a legal mouthpiece – who is consistently wheeled out to give an opinion on matters of controversy. [D Mail have wheeled him out on many occasions]

    He is much like Michael Mansfield QC (2 faced wanchor) – wheeled out to try and tell the British public that black is white and white is black – whenever there is “Light” shone upon the dark arts men from the establishment.

    Hutton to Chilcot – It’s the lack of openness and transparency that destroys the lot of them.

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    guido says:

    and what would your fawkes say?

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    civil engineering plant says:

    ‘Bitter and twisted words’.

    When in Rome….

    If you had the links to back up your lunacy, you wouldn’t come across as such an attention seeker.

    Your belief that I am an old man is slightly odd, perhaps flattering in this case.

    As for my ‘reactions’, well…methinks thou doth project to much.

    Fyi…I’m 38.

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    Anonymous says:

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    guido says:

    this blog is seriously jerry lewis. so you can cum, fizz, aargh.
    less is more.

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    Jan Uittenbroek says:

    Blowing Whistles is 14. Later this year.

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    guido says:

    jerry springer says POING.

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    voices says:

    tommy, i told you to keep it in.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    CEP at 6:06 – SC “always” needs and “always”, “relies” upon a supposed third party buddy or two to give him a lift when he cannot face the music.

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    http://dailym.ai/1eVp552 says:

    What kind of muppet watches Neighbours ?

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Note for SC – The art of duplicity – Saul Alinsky … Call everyone else terrorists to distract from that it is those making the loudest shout who are the real terrorists in our midst. Grow some SC.

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    Potts says:

    Guardianistas making fools of themselves again. Under the obit of Roger Lloyd Pack are nearly 200 comments, all weeping because he was a good actor (as Trigger in Only Fools & Horses) and a good socialist.

    The latter naturally excuses him from taking a role that mocks the dim working classes.

    They probably don’t realise he went to Bedales, that most exclusive of public schools (alumni inter alia Viscount Linley, Lilly Allen, Gyles Brandreth, Lady Sarah Chatto, Sophie Dahl, Cara & Poppy Delevingne etc etc).

  192. 192
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:


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    No longer a poodle since Blair went says:

    @ Oooh, look over there

    Gates wouldn’t have mouthed off without approval at the “highest level in the US Administration” The yanks know exactly what they are about

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    http://bit.ly/1i2mtHw says:

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    Get fucked says:

    Apparently, Clegg rang all of Rennard’s victims last night to offer his apologies. That’s all this wankstain does. He lies, he breaks promises, and then he says sorry. He’s a total tosser with no moral authority whatsoever. He ignored the original complaints, denied knowing about them, then admitted he knew but claimed he didn’t know the specific details, then promised he’d take action, and now says he hasn’t got the power to remove Rennard from the party. What an utterly odious, slithery little shit this bellend is. Give it another couple of months and the cock will be saying sorry for something else. Irritating, useless, lying sack of shit.

  196. 196
    Ippikin says:

    All pigs together in the same trough.

  197. 197
    Ippikin says:

    No, you are most certainly not!

  198. 198
    Not Blowing Whistles says:

    If Rennard was to apologize he would be admitting to be guilty of actions for which he could be criminally liable.

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    Rustburger's Organ says:

    Thank you for keeping us abreast of The Times.

  200. 200
    Ippikin says:

    Oh yes, I too remember all those extra curricular ‘O’ Level French lessons that the GPO so kindly placed into their red telephone boxes.

  201. 201
    Ippikin says:

    Isn’t she some bird with mammaries?

  202. 202
    Rustburger's Organ says:

    We await the publication of a glowing report next week.

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    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

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    civil engineering plant says:

    Nicely put.

  205. 205
    Ippikin says:

    Hear Hear. Long live the memory of Trigger and Owen.

  206. 206
    Ippikin says:

    I feel a song coming on . . .

  207. 207
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    Blinking incessantly when talking is NOT an indicator of being a bare-faced liar. Honest.

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    Does anyone know what Clegg is for ? says:
  209. 209
    non taxable pikey says:

    To say that I am p’ssed off about this an understatement. Inclined to take the trusty pick-axe handle and head toward Lincoln and find the B’stard responsible and introduce him/her to wheelchair basketball training.


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    Ippikin says:

    You wouldn’t; its the big black boys for you, my Lady.

  211. 211
    Ippikin says:

    Still better looking than my gran.

  212. 212
    So What Ed Bollox says:

  213. 213
    Ippikin says:

    Yeah, but I’m a tosser so its all ok. After all I did save the world.

  214. 214
    Jack Dromey says:

    Harriet’s out. I’ve got the place to myself. My Denzel Washington boxset and a box of tissues. I’m sorted for the night.

  215. 215
    Ippikin says:

    Try Nads!

  216. 216
    So Jwinson says:

    It bounced off my ample frame if I remember rightly – and the key was bent.

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    The BBC always reports, "The Government has...Labour said..." says:

    You mean he’s never had a proper job like his peers and cannot stand on his own two feet, well just say so FFS!

  218. 218
    So Jwinson says:

    Don’t worry, soon enough next May the good burghers of Sheffield will shaft him just like he did Foregemasters.

  219. 219
    So Jwinson says:

    If the fool had any sense, the confirmation of Forgemasters loan would have been one of his red-line conditions with Cameron. But he is a fool, so there we are.

  220. 220
    Ippikin says:

    Let us all hope that three year old is safely found.

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    My dearest Blowing Whistles,

    Much as I normally prefer to ignore your predictably idiotic comments, the output tonight is so egregiously poor and multitudinous that you compel me to make an exception.

    It may well be very clear to others here that you have what is reasonably well known as Jеws-on-the-brain syndrome. Not my words but those of Jeffrey Goldberg. Now, your hackles will rise just by seeing this person’s surname as you do not appear to have the capacity to evaluate rational argument, preferring instead to peddle your warped dogma against those of a certain background whom, presumably, you regard as sub-human.

    The real irony, a word whose meaning you may care to look up as you have misused it here already today, is that you accuse me of that.

    CEP has reappeared today having barely been here for some three years or more. He made a very revealing remark about your being an attention seeker. He is quite right. You clearly have problems. So much so that you will probably not read the following, which I include more for the enjoyment and illumination of others here who possess more open minds.

    Unfortunately we lost the presence of Norman Geras in the last few months. He was not of my political persuasion but wrote very perceptively on this matter. I actually bumped into him several times at Manchester in the past. I am going to do something which you rarely do, provide a link to his excellent normblog:


    A short extract for anyone who is wavering about whether or not to click:

    It bears repeating here: anything can be argued to be like virtually anything else in some respect. But the differences can also matter morally. To focus on the general phenomenon ‘inhumanity’ without due regard to its variants and their moral significance is a form of obtuseness.

    Truly, Blowing Whistles, you have elevated obtuseness into an art form.

  222. 222
    Sir Randolf Finger of Fudge says:

    I am look to raise funds to explore Lord Rennard’s butt crack.

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    The BBC always reports, "The Government has...Labour said..." says:

    They are all socialists because they are embarrassed by their riches and it allows them to ‘sympathise’ with the working classes from a middle class lifestyle, a sop to their predicament to assuage their conscience, a bit like Primrose Hill Millimarxist pretending to co-habit in Wheatley, Doncaster area with the likes of 1st Doncaster Para represented by Winterton, Jones & Flint (not a 60s Super Group I hasten to add!!) What’s these proud Northern towns come to being represented by such shite as Liebour, their forefathers will be turning over!!

  224. 224
    The BBC always reports, "The Government has...Labour said..." says:

    Spotted Dick ok for dessert Jack?
    Black-Jack for entertainment?
    Chess later, you can play Black Jack!!
    After dinner chocolates – Minstrels!!

  225. 225
    Lookalike says:

    Have you ever seen Verhofstadt and David Mellor in the same room?

  226. 226
    Casual Observer 5 says:

    Guy Verhofstad is fundamentally unelectable outside of Belgium because he looks like a child molester, and is a little bit creepy.

    Inside Belgium he is very electable.

  227. 227
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:


  228. 228
    Hugh Guv says:

    I fear that the good people of East Dunbartonshire will be dumping you also So but fear not. A nice little earner in Brussels or on a Quango or in the House of Lards awaits.

  229. 229
    Casual Observer 5 says:

    Agree with sentiment.

    It is sad news about Roger though, was a good actor in many unique ways.


  230. 230
    Casual Observer 5 says:

    Thank God, no. That is the stuff of nightmares. And I think David is good.

  231. 231
    Casual Observer 5 says:

    What is going on with George’s hair ???

  232. 232
    Cynic2 says:

    So he showed her his credentials. So what

  233. 233
    Gordon Brown says:

    I agree with Nick.

  234. 234
    UKIP or bust says:

    He’s an EU plant, so he’s there to do their dirty work of fcuking up our country so they can take over.

  235. 235
    altruism in industry says:

    some fuckwit has clearly made an error and hopefully it gets sorted out.

  236. 236
    allpigsrus says:

    nextnextstep is the alert mould, so said a mole.

    ms is empty.
    jerry lewis says rawk on.
    s is the truth. manmade.
    what about synthetic blood when oxygen itself is a form of artificial blood.


  237. 237

    BW @8:48 pm

    “I” “have” “replied” “to” “you” “very” “fully” “below”.

    “Imagine” “you” “will” “not” “have” “the” “ability” “to” “make” “any” “substantive” “response”.

  238. 238
    Lord Greville Janner says:

    He’ll be safe with me!

  239. 239
    Jasmin Beckett says:

    I actually cried watching The Terminator. I want all cyborgs from the future dead.

  240. 240
    Mr BBC Harman says:

    All finished off with PIE.

  241. 241
    Spotted - David Cameron says:

  242. 242
    Horticulturalist says:

    No…he’s just a plant.

  243. 243
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:


  244. 244
    Lord Greville Janner says:

    Child…did someone mention a child?

  245. 245

    Struggling, but here’s a start:

    Handycock and Hollandyknock
    And liddle lamzy divey
    A kiddley divey too, wooden shoe?

  246. 246
    Fish says:

    ‘….I do hope the MP was paying his own fare…’

    Or HER own fare

  247. 247
    Blowing Whistles says:

    SC – your rambling on is quite verbose. In your para 3 it is you who posits opinions Re “sub-human”

    You stated that SC – not me and let me be very clear – “you stated it” I did not.

    Once again you need to look at your own verbiage – you sad deluded old man.

    You killed your own argument in main the first sentence of your reply – i.e. your opinion SC of my ‘predictably idiotic comments’. You have a tendency towards outlining your rhetoric much akin to Melanie Phillips. Pathetic but duplicitous hardly describes it.

  248. 248
    Blowing Whistles says:

    P.S. Did you ever catch up with the Fink’s article on Cognitive Dissonance – not that you would have the backbone to admit it, that is?

  249. 249
    Appeaser Watch says:

    Lord Newby…what a total non-entity.


  250. 250
    South Yorkshire Calling says:

    Wheatley? Surely not. That’s not Doncaster North, which consists almost entirely of pit villages.

    Ms Flint lives in Sprotborough, which isn’t in her constituency, either (but just happens to be one of the very low number of wards with a Conservative councillor, because its a decent area). She’s another one dropped in from space.

    Ms Winterton lives nearer the centre of town, in her own constituency, and is actually a local, but…well, long time Guido readers know the rest.

  251. 251
    Sam Fox says:

    Speak for yourself!

  252. 252
    Fish says:

    Before that film was shot he had his staff remove all of the ‘First Class’ antimacassars so he could pretend to be in standard – unfortunately they missed the ones further down the carriage.

    Never mind Ed…remember, in Pendelinos the BLUE seats are first class and the RED seats are (appropriately) second class.

  253. 253
    Blowing Whistles says:

    CEP – do I actually need to give you any links – do you do any research of your own – or is it that 38 year old pricks like you demand to be served everything on a plate because 38 year old pricks are too bone idle to go and do their own research and prefer being armchair computer judges?

    At 38 – you lack of intelligence has been adequately displayed. Now FO and DYOR.

  254. 254
    No Justice, no peace says:

    Which is precisely why this should be heard in a court.

    Several women are now taking legal advice as I write.

  255. 255
    White rabbit says:

    He looks like the sort of bloke you could be discussing synchromesh on reverse gear with but you instinctively know he’s thinking about flesh.

  256. 256

    Thank you BW. One may take that as acknowledgement of your sheer and utter inability to respond on a seriously argued case. You clearly did not read the link.

  257. 257
    Pick litter for bennies says:

    Wrong-change” I” for Vince Cable.Lib Dem cock up.

  258. 258
    Fish says:

    On The Daily Brillo, yesterday it was noticeable that she sounded more like Foghorn Reeves. All of the Labourites must be going to estuary elocution lessons.
    to sound like they are; rye on darn wiv der peepel.

  259. 259
    Old Blue Eyes says:

    If they’d have dropped it on Tony Blair’s drive Cherie would have flogged it at £1 per bucketful – bring your own bucket.

  260. 260
    Pick litter for bennies says:

    Crunch time aka General Election-Do you want to give the people on “Benefits Street” more money??.Honest working taxpayers say NO.

  261. 261

    I have had good correspondence with Fink before (on a number of occasions when I was in the UK) and we pretty well saw eye to eye then. That may disappoint you. Whatever.

    This double posting seems typical of your inability to think before you type. You hit the return button and then think of what you also wanted to say.

    Trigger happy? Premature ejaculation? You are blowing something, that’s for sure.

  262. 262
    albacore says:

    MPs these days have got as much class
    As a muck heap up the Khyber Pass
    Producing nowt except noxious gas
    No wonder this one harassed the lass

  263. 263
    mba says:

    p is ilent.
    it cums before i

    so let’s talk:humam.
    all wnergy with wimmin. men just like delieria.
    in the east, plenty of deleieia a d not enuf energy so plenty of yakety yak.

    octane comes before the winner. when seen delieria sets in. it is a disease. the disease needs to keep the doctor sweet. the world is not ready for no doctor akbar. doctor is finance and “did you hear about the ”
    no one cares, but not yet.

  264. 264
    Archive says:

    From previous page:

    But these people are completely worthless, right? says:
    January 16, 2014 at 2:45 pm
    Nowt wrong with the r*pe and murder of babies, children and women.
        Blowing Whistles says:
        January 16, 2014 at 3:14 pm
        Don’t be daft!
        There’s no business like Shoah business!
            Ariel Sharon says:
            January 16, 2014 at 3:52 pm
            Love it!
            Blowing Whistles says:
            January 16, 2014 at 5:36 pm

    You get some laughs here!

  265. 265
    The British media are cunts says:

    Fucking hell old dog face Victoria Derbyshire presenting her misery show on Newsnight.

  266. 266
    Spot the mistake says:


  267. 267
    Spot the mistake says:

    Should also read “hers”, not “her’s”.

  268. 268
    Spot the mistake says:

    Oops, My mistake, that was a reply to RomaBob.

  269. 269
    Ernie, the fastest milkman in the west says:

    If convicted, Ecclestone might face up to 10 years in prison


  270. 270
    Lord Duckhouse of Pondlife says:

    At this time of night that must come pretty expensive!

  271. 271
    So says:

    I’ve just had a 1571 message to say that I have qualified for a new government boiler.

    Any suggestions what they might have been on about?

  272. 272
    NSFW says:

    One of the Eagles sisters?

  273. 273
    The British media are cunts says:

    Yes you get Theresa May for a whole year.

  274. 274
    Tim Farton, President of the Cockroach Party says:

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  276. 276
    So says:

    They’ve made it at last

    The commentator on the SNOOKER yes the SNOOKER, is Jason Mohammad

  277. 277
    So says:

    As above

    You get some laughs here!

  278. 278
    The BBC always reports, "The Government has...Labour said..." says:

    They’re brothers!

  279. 279
    fishy fish says:

    a moment in time gentle fawkes.
    borat needs bruno to turn the tables on dumble b.
    to get out of jail, bruno need chairing weekly at the surgery where you will be quizzed by the voices in your head, politely known as the electorTe time.

    is is time for the juga to dip.

  280. 280
    Who's this fat bastard? says:

  281. 281
    tomato TOMATOE says:

    BW owns five. The will to live goes as soon as by.da.by
    he sad his gum has to go
    to to to to to to to to to to to to t

    he needs to wash his hair.

  282. 282
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    The pink shirt brigade.

  283. 283
    the etiquette of autism says:

    after o comws lets rawk. pity it cums as let’s have a car crash moment. men need to pause when at the delirium state
    pull the other finger out
    and says aomething nice.p the moment for romance is here so says ali.

  284. 284
    Insomniac says:

    Zzzzzzznooker, more boring snoring than Rachel Reevezzzzzzzzzz.

  285. 285
    MB. says:

    Looking at the portrait of Diane Abbott on This Week earlier. I can’t decide whether it reminds of a reconstruction of a murder victim on Crimewatch or a reconstruction by archaeologists from a skull they had found.

  286. 286
    History Boy says:

    Thought that was a reference to Nicholas Assamese by an anonymous woman.

  287. 287
    History Boy says:

    That should be Soames.

  288. 288
    It's all a conspiracy, all of it! says:

    Why do I get the feeling that “Not blowing whistles” is nothing more than “Blowing Whistles” replying to himself?

  289. 289
    It's all a conspiracy, all of it! says:

    Just a little bit r@pey then. Not fully r@pey.

    Well I’m sure that’s a relief to everybody…..

  290. 290
    Bemused says:

    If she put her FMBs on I’d give her one.

    Her and that Helen Mirren, dirty GILFs.

  291. 291
    WoRaft Chihuahua says:

    There are 16 UKIP councillors out of 77 on Lincolnshire County Council, which is the issuing authority. N.B. the bureaucrats make the allocations and the councillors then find out how the staff have stuffed-up.

    Here is a list. Contact the whole damn lot of ‘em and make your feelings known. Not sure which one is his representative.


    What might be going on is that somebody has the needle to their boss, Chief Executive Tony McArdle (i.e. the honcho who is head of the staff, not an elected representative).

    McArdle was in the Territorials for twenty years – it is difficult to see him making this ruling, so somebody wants to cause trouble for him. Do him a favour and let him know that some horrible little tic on his staff is victimising a disabled ex-servicemen.

  292. 292
    Reader says:

    A strangely flaccid conversation

  293. 293
    Podiceps says:

    Looks to me more like a Plasticine model made by a not very talented six-year-old.

  294. 294
    Podiceps says:

    Strangely fascinating.

    Turn off your mind, relax and float downstream,
    It is not dying …

  295. 295
    £20 says:

    She claims its worth more than the £11500 now.
    Can someone get it valued please…

  296. 296
    Take hart says:


  297. 297
    Private Member says:

    NBW mentors BW. All done very charitably but it is a lost cause as can be seen.

  298. 298
    The Inconvenient Truth says:

    In Ms Flint’s case, estuary is the correct accent.

  299. 299
    Arthur Negus says:

    Going for a song!

  300. 300
    Münchausen syndrome says:

    High security case detected here.

  301. 301
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Confirmation that NewsShite really has gone to the dogs.

  302. 302
    Foreign Correspondent says:

    Massive Conspiracy Went Undetected Due To Tiff On Blog – Daily Mash

    The former United States Secretary of Defense, Robert Gates, warned that a massive conspiracy in the UK had gone undetected due to a leading UK theorist getting over excited on the leading Guido Fawkes political blog. The use of intoxicating liquids was not ruled out.

    The NSA had intercepted thousands of messages in a short time which triggered their metadata searches including the items: blinkered, imposter, dissonance, Melanie Phillips, duplicity, deluded, terrorists, bastards, low-life scum, Lodge (with-a-big-L), pricks, DYOR (believed to be misspelling of a scent), judges, fool tools, wanchor, shyster, uphisownholeness.

    Meanwhile, seventy bankers had managed to squeeze through a hole in a fence and make off with multi-million pound bonuses, aided and abetted by duplicitous judges.

    David Cameron said that UK security services were doing a fine job and both would be returning from paternity leave in just five months. He rejected Mr Gates’ remarks with the words, “I think he got it wrong”.


    We fly in a ‘V’ because it looks brilliant, say birds
    Things cannot be dumbed down any further, warn experts
    Britain could miss out on crazy, pointless war with China, says important American

  303. 303
    Podiceps says:

    Grrr, now hopelessly hooked on Higgins v Selby on iPlayer.

  304. 304
    Fly on the wall (of Club class) says:

    Did they remove the antimacassars too (and nick an embossed BA spoon)?

  305. 305
    Fly on the wall says:

    THAT’S the way to do it!

  306. 306
    Fly on the wall says:

    Indeed – just look at those scrawny women who do the weather on Sky tottering about on 6 inch heels and too tight skirts. They need to get some cleaning behind the fridge in before their feet become so distorted that the up-coming bunions will make their lives miserable for the rest of their lives.

  307. 307
    Fly on the wall says:

    Do you think most of them are aware that thanks to Bush and Obama’s loony policies the country is now roughly $15 trillion in debt? If the Chinks want their money back, the Yanks will become the biggest banana republic in the world.

  308. 308
    Blowing Willies says:

    ..says the bloke with more sockpuppets than you can shake a stick at.

  309. 309
    Fly on the wall says:

    The original ‘Trigger’ remains stuffed outside Roy Rogers’s ranch

  310. 310
    Blowing Willies says:

    The “do your own research line” is a rather feeble attempt to avoid giving verifiable references.

  311. 311
    altruism in industry says:

    Can we not get the NSA to sort out these wonky IT projects ? They seem quite good at dealing with vast amounts of data.

  312. 312
    albacore says:

    Oh my, Di’s likeness – the very finest yet
    Sell that and you’d pay off the national debt
    Why, side by side with, say, the Mona Lisa
    It’s pure caviare next to stale, old pizza

  313. 313
    Fly on the wall says:

    A triffid derivative?

  314. 314
    Mike Portaloo says:

    Moroccan bot-bot for me

  315. 315
  316. 316
    T Z Wheezy says:

    Morphing into a Miliband clone ?

  317. 317
    MPs troughing says:

    Interesting thought….Myleene is probably flying in Business or Club Class…no problem she’s paying for it NOT the taxpayer….if the MP met her then they are also flying Club or Business Class and not economy ….WHY ? the taxpayer is likely to be paying for their ticket..unless they got airline to upgrade on the usual blag of “Do you KNOW who I am ?”

  318. 318
    Ed Balls says:

    Ow !


    Ow !


    Ow !


    Stop it !

  319. 319
    OilyBalls says:

    No. It’s got to be oily Vaz, surely.

  320. 320

    Glegg of course was in the queue on the video to kiss his arse !

  321. 321
    A no good son of an estate agent says:

    This woman is treating British taxpayers with contempt.

    She is insinuating in public that a British MP has made inappropriate approaches to her yet she fails to give any particulars whatsoever.

    Should she try to get in the UK no doubt the Prime Minister has ordered that the Police should question her about her allegations.

  322. 322

    Golden dawn are going to have these EU traitors swinging from lampposts!

  323. 323
    The Boy Plunger says:

    I wrote to someone i did not like a few years back (on a “copy to” list) that we should all go long RBS !

    If you know some wise guy is reading your emails there is nothing to stop you having a bit of fun.

  324. 324


  325. 325
    Lard Everard says:

    You look like a nice girl. Will you help me introduce my private members bill ?

  326. 326
    John Bellingham says:

    Chuckle with Chukka.
    The Today programme has gone all comic. Although the subject was the restructure of commercial banks, the shadow of a Business Secretary chipped in with his political slogan of the day “Your listeners are undergoing the worst cost of living crisis in memory”.
    Radio 4 listeners? 7.00 in the morning? Know thy public, pratt!

  327. 327
    Ah! Monika says:

    Nah, not pizza Al

    peas an’

  328. 328
    Ah! Yes says:

    As usual, MP so pissed , doesn’t know who he is

  329. 329
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    It’th a CWITHITH !!! A cotht of living cwithith !!!

  330. 330
    Ah! Yes says:

    £7 an hour FFS. How about £5. 17. 6 a week? Never did me any harm.

  331. 331

    Peas were off the menu for such a long time,

  332. 332
    Ah! Yes says:

    At last. The Mail on line front page photo catches up with order-order.

  333. 333
    Ah! Yes says:

    Was thinking about my age whilst waiting for the heating to kick in.

    ” When I took up the pole vault ( no THE pole vault ) we were using bamboo poles. Beat that.

  334. 334

    One tries not to be cruel. One likes to avoid such things.

    Then one day a heaven-sent opportunity presents itself…

    We are only human. :twisted:

  335. 335

    Ah! But you were oop north.

    They must have paid folks more there! :-)

  336. 336

    The only Pole nowadays is the one who turns out to see what is wrong when that darned heating fails to kick in.

  337. 337
    All that Jas says:

    As someone here predicted a few days ago, don’t be surprised in about ten years or so if Jasmin Beckett is a minister or shadow minister in a Labour government. After graduating, she’ll probably get a gig as an assistant to a Labour MP, followed by a year or two on a Labour council, before being parachuted into a safe Labour seat. In other words, like so many other Labour MPs, she’ll have had no experience of the real world and just lived in a Labour bubble from school straight through to the Commons or, science help us, the cabinet.

  338. 338
    Latest says:

    Mikaeel Kular still missing: Vaz on way.

  339. 339
    Ah! Yes says:

    Have you noticed they always have a good looking one, and an ugly one?

    Portillo is the good looking one.

  340. 340
    Potts says:

    He was. So was Andrew Sachs (Manuel in Fawlty Towers), but when the Ross/Brand thing blew up, I distinctly remember Guardianistas slagging him off for taking the part of a stupid Spanish waiter. Racist and classist, you see, fully deserving mockery by lefties like Russell Brand. But his worst crime – “not a socialist”.

  341. 341
    ████ 'changed my tune ' Hoon says:

    While Lord Rennard has been cleared, the difficulty for the Lib Dems continues: one alleged victim yesterday said that she had been harassed by him, and told Nick Clegg to “man up” and block his return. Susan Gaszczak, a Lib Dem parliamentary candidate, warned that working alongside him would be “extremely difficult” and demanded an apology. Lord Rennard is still supported by the majority of Lib Dem peers in the Lords, which creates a further political complication for Mr Clegg. The Deputy Prime Minister has not read a 100-page report into the Lord Rennard sex allegations and is regarded by its author, Alistair Webster QC, as a “passenger in the process”. As we say, “It is not merely Mr Clegg who emerges badly. This episode casts a revealing light on the nature of the Lib Dems’ organisation. An admirable commitment to internal democracy became distorted into a system whereby powerful men could use the party’s machinery to do as they wished.”

  342. 342
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    Who are the idiotic 12% who still support us through sleaze and spin ?

  343. 343
    Oh dear says:

    Nails need doing.

  344. 344

    What an absolutely terrible thing to say, Blowing Willies.

    Admit I had wondered that but was much too shy to voice it. ;-)

  345. 345
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

  346. 346
    Say what you see says:

    Shite and shiter.

  347. 347
    Say what you see says:

    The pink oboe brigade.

  348. 348

    En Français: Solénoïde.

    It’s the way you relay them.

  349. 349
    I type with my toes says:

    Tell me about it.

  350. 350
    Kultur Minister says:

    The Wannabe President of the 1970s Re-enactment Society.

  351. 351
    Vazoline says:

    I am indeed en route and have alerted the media who will be there on my arrival. I shall be granting them interviews and photo opportunities.

  352. 352
    Radio 4 says:

    The cost of au pairs is set to rise to seven quid an hour under the Nasty Party.

  353. 353
    Mrs. Overall says:

    I found bunions behind a fridge once!

  354. 354
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    I suppose she will summon up enough courage to name the pervert in about 20 years time.

    I wonder just how many woman are going to have to suffer in the meantime.

  355. 355
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    Was she?

  356. 356
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    Makes a change from lorry loads of live English sheep! Disgusting (vnts!

  357. 357
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    I meant LIVE English seep!

  358. 358
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    And sheep!

  359. 359
    Russell Brand says:

    This was definitely business class. BA serve scones on short-haul flights in Club Europe as part of their afternoon tea for business passengers.

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